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superboy 1994

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~ Robert’s been a little depressed ~

Found family my beloved

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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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"so what are we gonna do? just like.. ride bob into the sky?" yeah you would be the one to suggest that, john...

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"I asked chat gpt"

Ok and I asked the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home and she replaced all your kitchen utensils with roaches.

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Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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restless

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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

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they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis

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i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

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for shits and giggles: my personal take on what shoes each batfam member wears

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bruce - almost always dress shoes, if he’s in the manor casually he’s in slippers and socks but if he’s leaving he’s in dress shoes.

dick - he’s a vans lover till he dies, and he never switched over to converse when they got more popular. he has one pair of custom nightwing converse that he got from wally and donna.

barbara - adidas or pretty much any comfortable running sneaker (yes even after the killing joke). she also loves flats she thinks they’re so cute.

jason - combat boots. he likes how heavy they feel, they help him feel grounded, keeps him aware that he’s moving and walking and alive. he also has a pair of red hood slippers from lian and roy.

tim - his go to is always a good pair of converse but he has the more eclectic shoe collection you’ve ever seen. heels, heelys, sneakers, boots, flip flops, you name it he’s got a pair.

steph - you wouldn’t think it but she’s a secret sneaker head. she gets excited over new shoe drops and she loves dunks and jordans. sneakers are always a good go to present for her.

cass - converse but she ties them like gwen stacy in the spiderverse movies. also has a pair of purple vans she bought cause they remind her of steph. she can on occasion be found just wearing her ballet flats around the house.

damian - wears dress shoes like all the time like bruce, however he has a pair of light up sketchers from dick that he does wear on occasion.

duke - has two pairs of converse, one of them practically falling apart at the seams and the other pair being a gift from bruce. he also likes breathable nike running shoes, his favorite being a basic black pair.

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bart: max said he won’t feed me red dye anymore because i keep getting into fights at school so im cutting the sleeves off of all his dress shirts

tim: batman caught me praying in front of the memorial case in the batcave so i have decided to take my own life

kon: i don’t think i have a social security number

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Kon: Tim, I’m hungry.

Tim: Okay, do you want me to order something?

Kon: No, you don’t get it, I’m so hungry I could eat Darla Aquista

Tim: Kon, what the fuck.

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I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those

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i’ve done everything that has been asked of me

self indulgent sam beckett ethel cain edit <33 thank you to @hballegro for most of the scenes !!