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Stupid DC Headcannons
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Majority Batfamily stuff.(DISCLAIMER) I haven't been into DC for super long so a lot of my headcannons probably won't be cannon accurate.(Mostly Jason Todd content I will not apologize).
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stev1esarch1ves · 4 months ago
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I need to see more DC stuff in Diary of a Wimpy Kid’s art style pls and thank you
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boostle ANGST!!! #sad!!!! ¡WILL MAKE YOU CRY!
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stev1esarch1ves · 5 months ago
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stev1esarch1ves · 5 months ago
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#I know I never reblog but this is so me fr I can’t just not
If I was batman
Joker: does some stupid shit Me as batman: blasts him w my fucking bat bazooka Joker: fucking explodes Alfred w sunglasses: nicely done master Wayne
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stev1esarch1ves · 6 months ago
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DC Head-Cannon Post #7
Jason would totally wear those I heart Hot Moms shirts and a bunch of the other stupid Danny Duncan shirts with goofy ass concepts, except he has no clue who Danny Duncan is he just got them from Spencers. Dick sometimes steals them from him, he lets him most of the time. Bruce hates them. Jason will walk around the manor just visiting one day in a shirt that says “Who ate all the pussy?” And all Bruce can do is sit there and sigh in disappointment but not surprise.
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stev1esarch1ves · 6 months ago
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DC Head-Cannon Post #6
Jason had a greek mythology phase and probably read the Percy Jackson series as a teen. He still loves greek mythology in general. His favorite myth is the Island of Calypso because he relates to Calypso on a spiritual level. This is because of her curse that means she is always the second choice that’s never chosen by most greek heroes. She goes through attachment and rejection over and over. Unfortunately the more Jason experiences the more he relates.
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stev1esarch1ves · 7 months ago
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DC Head-Cannon Post #5
When Dick became Nightwing and Jason became Robin, Dick would come over to the manor once every few weeks from Blüdhaven to bring Jason fast food and they had a designated TV show they watched together in the movie room in the manor. Dick made sure it was special for Jason since he knew how lonely it could be as Robin considering he was the only kid in the manor sometimes. They watched Supernatural, but never finished watching it all the way through. Ironically, the last episode Jason and Dick ever watched together was Season 4 Episode 1, Lazarus Rising. Jason still watches that episode sometimes.
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stev1esarch1ves · 7 months ago
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DC Head-Cannon Post #4
Damian had Batcow in the Batcave for a few days after finding them then he realized Batcow would live a happier life in an outdoor area. He talked to Jon about it and was able to take Batcow to live on the Kent’s farm where he visits them once every few weeks when he has time.
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stev1esarch1ves · 7 months ago
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DC Head-Cannon Post #3
As a teen Jason ended up discovering AO3. He then proceeded to use his love for writing and literature to create a Pride and Prejudice themed fanfic where he posted multiple chapters and ended up with a relatively large fanbase. One day he just stopped posting, his readers were incredibly disappointed. It turns out he literally died.
After his resurrection he never opened that website ever again.
He has taken this information to the grave (twice).
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stev1esarch1ves · 7 months ago
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Welcome to:
A list of songs that I feel describe Jason Todd in a way that makes my brain happy:
- Came Back Haunted- Nine Inch Nails
- Don’t Tell the Boys - Petey USA
- Bullet with Butterfly Wings - The Smashing. Pumpkins
- You’re gonna go far kid - The Offspring
- GODDAMNIT ALL - The Wonder Years
- I am not who I was - Chance Peña
- Ruiner - Nine Inch Nails
- I Hope you Choke - Movements
- Jenny - Nothing More
- Learning to Survive - We Came as Romans
- False Confidence- Noah Kahan
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stev1esarch1ves · 7 months ago
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DC Head-Cannon post #2
Dick Grayson let Starfire peg him once and he cried after, so they never did it again.
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stev1esarch1ves · 7 months ago
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DC Head-Cannon post #1
Jason's main form of music consumption is through Spotify. He has the most expensive form of premium which he has Bruce pay for. Because of his ADHD he has a collection of sticky notes around his safehouses and on one of them contains Bruce Wayne's credit card information quickly scribbled down from memory. This is how he gets Bruce to pay for all of his subscriptions (Bruce secretly knows about this but does nothing because unconventional ways of showing fatherly love and shit). When Jason uses Spotify, he does not make playlists, no, instead he shuffles his liked songs. All of them. He will be playing music as he cleans and maintains his guns because gun safety and Rollin' by Limp Bizkit will play as he jams then two seconds later Second Best by Laufey will play and he starts start sobbing uncontrollably.
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stev1esarch1ves · 7 months ago
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Intro!
Hey guys, it's 2025 and I've just made a tumblr and I'm not sure if this is a mistake or not. Anyyyways, I'm Stevie (they/he) and I enjoy collecting and consuming comic media. I mainly like DC, specifically the Batfamily, specifically Jason Todd. I have only been into DC for around a year, and I most definitely don't know everything that is cannon!
Most of my blog is going to be headcannons that I feel like are silly and other people would enjoy. Hopefully you enjoy my blog! If you read this far, I hope you have a wonderful day <3
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