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Gaz: you think Ghost could ever find love?

Price: I doubt it.

Gaz: Really? I think he could. Surely there’s someone for him.

Soap, from the other room: yeah, a psychiatrist!

Gaz: Honestly, Ghost could find a partner at the ward.

Price: Hell no, we don’t need two of them.

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Nik: Soap and Gaz got into a fight.

Price: they did? Again?

Nik: yeah.

Price: did you try to stop it?

Nik: ...

Price: Nik, did you?

Nik: ...I bet £50 on Gaz...

Price: Nikolai...

Nik: sorry...

Price: ...did you at least win?

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*New recruit flirting with Soap*

Recruit: you’re quite attractive...and exotic...are you British?

Soap: ya fucking dobber, away an’ bile yer heid! *approaches aggressively*

Recruit: *backs away*

Gaz: Ghost, why aren’t you pissed she’s flirting with your boy?

Ghost: she just called Soap British. I feel sorry for the bastard now.

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Soap: *barges in*

Ghost: what the hell?

Soap: If ye were invisible, ye could have a perfectly normal relationship with a blind person.

Ghost: ...I’ll keep that in mind if I become invisible.

Soap: wait, but we don’t know any blind people...

Ghost: I can make one. *stares at Soap*

Soap: *stares at Ghost*

Soap: how do ye look so intimidating yet so strangely attractive at the same time-

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Soap: not even an army of Russians could stop me from fucking the shite outta Ghost.

Gaz:

Soap:

Gaz: thanks for the update.

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Alejandro: English is so confusing. Spanish is way better.

Soap: oh shut it. You’re just another Mexican.

Alejandro: no, hermano. I’m a Vaquero!

Soap: no one cares, pendejo.

Ghost: Can’t you all just choose normal English and stick with it?

Soap: away n’ bile yer heid.

Ghost: bloody hell.

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How I think the 141 would react if you got shot in battle:

Soap, nervous for you: no, Y/N! *kneels next to you* Come on, be ok!

Ghost, downplaying it: come on. Get up. We got to move.

Gaz, concerned: Y/N...get up...please...

Price, annoyed and nervous: that was bloody reckless, Y/N...are you ok?

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Ghost: *being distant*

Soap: why do ye always keep yer distance from everyone?

Ghost:

Soap: don’t worry. I don’t bite.

Ghost:

Soap: unless you want me to. *winks*

Ghost: that’s why.

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Soap: aww, look Simon! That baby’s looking at ye! He wants ta say hi to ye!

Ghost: then why doesn’t it fucking do it?

Soap: *stares at Ghost*

Ghost: *stares at Soap*

Soap: that’s why.

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Soap: away n’ bile yer heid!

Ghost: English, Johnny!

Soap: sorry sir, lemme translate; Go fuck yourself.

Ghost: ok, I will go fuck myself. You wanna watch or something?

Soap: Steamin’ Jesus...

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Soap: why doesn’t Ghost ever talk to me?

Gaz: he doesn’t really talk much to anyone.

Soap: how do we talk to Ghost? A Ouija board?

Gaz: *looks at Soap*

Soap: *looks at Gaz*

Gaz: now I see why he doesn’t talk to people

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How I think the 141 would react if you betrayed them:

Soap, sad: come on, ye dinnae hafta do that!

Ghost, uncaring: bad decision. *aims gun at you*

Gaz, sad but trying not to show it: that wasn’t a good idea, Y/N...

Price, disappointed and angry: come on, Y/N! I thought you were better than this!

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König: the King never confesses!

Soap: king?

Gaz: do you not know what König means?

Soap: ...whatever. King? That’s not intimidating at all!

Ghost: *chuckles* says ‘Soap’.

Gaz: he’s got you there, John.

Soap: yeah yeah, sure ‘Gaz’.

Gaz: *eye roll*

Price: *sighs and shakes head*

König: Mein Gott...

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Sidney: *sees Randy about to be stabbed by Ghostface on the news van screen*

Sidney, 5 minutes later: *locks them both out because she doesn’t know which of them is the killer*

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Ghost: Roach is so small. It’s adorable, innit?

Soap: *looks up at Ghost*

Ghost: *looks down at Soap*

Soap:

Ghost:

Ghost: you’re short.

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Ghost: Soap’s such a comfort human when he’s not a loud prick

Gaz:

Ghost: he’s just fun to listen to and look at

Gaz:

Ghost: tell him I said that and I’ll slit you from the groin to the sternum

Gaz:

Gaz: ok then...

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Billy, planning Sidney’s death: we drag her to your kitchen and go through our elaborate plan, dragging her dad out and framing him in front of her and playing the victim so we get away with it

Billy with Mr. Himbry’s death: idk man, just hang him from the goalpost lol