Aziraphale is such a horny bastard but as much as he wants to touch Crowley he (feels like) he can’t so he just implies enough to drive Crowley mad, whether it be making a few extra noises while he eats or saying something unexpectedly risqué
Crowley just has to sit back and watch while simultaneously trying not to wreck him
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“‘We’ve been seeing each other for a week, Snow,’ I say. It’s biting, and I don’t know why—why the fuck I’m being like this. I’ve put that look on his face now, the one that’s downturned and pouty and red and angry all at once. I want to hand him his pants so he can withstand whatever fucking mood I’m in with some sense of dignity, but I can’t move.”
London Loves Us Only by imjusthereforthefreefood
Carry on Countdown | Day Five: Fight
This year I decided I wanted to honor the incredibly talented fic writers of this fandom, so I chose one fic per prompt to do an illustration for. I didn’t double up on authors so that I could do this for as many people as possible. I realized while planning this that there are way too many fics and authors that I love, and even after having picked 30 of what I consider some of my very favorites, I could have easily kept going. Please check the fics out if you haven’t, they all come highly recommended.
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Joshuain denim booty shorts (If you'd like to you don't have to ofc.)
Ask and thou shall receive
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I love BBC Merlin because Arthur is like
"I believe in equality in all things. A peasant can be a knight or a scholar or a Queen. What matters is your heart. I'm going to base my kingdom off of this"
"Yes I regularly berate and hit my manservant but that's because we're in a complicated dom/sub relationship, it's hard to explain. Don't worry."
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[NSFW] Has the MC slept with the spouse or is that an in-game choice? Is that an expectation for homemakers or it's not part of their “duties”?
River and MC have not slept together. even if MC wanted to, River absolutely does not.
the council recognises that not all couples engage in sex, and they firmly believe that it is not their decision to make; after all, you're free-willed individuals. truly, all the council has done is provide shelter, for anyone seeking it, in a save environment, away from the dangers far beyond.
as a homemaker, your one priority is ensuring all needs of the working spouse are met, and that is emphasised daily. and even though homemakers spend every day essentially the same, they're constantly reminded that: "everyone has purpose." like organs, each homemaker is integral to the upkeep of Evermount.
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everytime someone mentions the train boner scene i keep remembering the fic where instead of louis there, it's albert
it's the specific scene where albert says something like, "your detective dresses to the left. would you like specific dimensions?" to will
except i'm will in this lil scene: flustered and giggling and kicking my feet
edit: thought i'd finally add the link to it lmao
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Bowuigi helped me reach my full potential, slay.
The finished(?) product of my previous post.
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I was looking at some cool lingerie...so I drew Lergen in them...
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penis explosion
ballsack corrosion
My nuts dissolve from the weather call that
Testes Erosion
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