#// straight ppl/j

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

[bemorekleinman]

there is no stronger self control than that of someone who’s closeted and resisting the urge to make a hilarious gay joke in the heat of the moment

[chippedtoons]

straight people call us "fruity" or "zesty" because they know they dont have flavor. blandos.

[missymurder]

art style experimentation feat. sillies

[conanssummerchild]

not to sound. um. fucking stupid but i literally didnt realise that virtual systems analysis had jeffannie in it until i saw someone mention it on here

[ipusingularitae]

my dad: *telling me i do have socialization deficits, that i need to step out more and interact with people and look like i am part of the environment and that i am "there" and present*

me, knowing damn well i have socialization deficits and feeling overwhelmed in social situations, especially when I don't feel like i fit and when I don't know the other people: ... okay

my dad: did you get upset with me telling you this?

me, dissociating so I don't start crying in front of him: ... no

[darkeningmoonlight]

Pootis meets Aunt Casey

Bonus Axes and Alcohol

I just made this bc I watched the new episode and although I could drew the others I felt like drawing this lol

Pootis is made by: @quazies

[soldier-poet-king]

:((

My friend had asked me to cat sit for her while she was out of town in September for her sister's wedding, but didn't give me the specific dates and I figured she'd get back to me as we got closer to the wedding, but she just posted photos on Instagram and she's already out of town and hasn't said anything to me in 2 weeks??

Not to be an incredibly pathetic insecure person, but also, are you mad at me and what did I do wrong :///

[kavehater]

Ships so bad it’s getting me to tolerate h*ik*veh 😖

[scarletanpan]

Fully watched a 5 hr video recapping the velma show in great detail bc all the other vids went into just how cringe the first few episodes was and didn't think I'd come out with an appreciation for autistic-coded Fred in the older shows. I remember watching them as a kid and thinking how funny it was that he seemed clueless but then would get so excited when very specific things came up that he would have extensive knowledge abt and it would always help the case. And he would infodump sometimes and everyone would just stare at him for being a nerd. Intentional or not I love it

[crazyw3irdo]

been asked if i’ll make a hamlet version of my uquiz and truly like i get why you’d want me to do that but why would i do that when rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead exists

[subterra-rose]

Could a girl malewife and a boy girlboss fall in love

[dissectedgrrl]

me when a straight person makes a playlist for their gf/bf and they have girl in red on it

[apersonwholikeslotus]

anyway I need to interact with more straight monogamous ppl, most of my friends and my parents friends being queer and/or poly is fucking with how I view society 💀

[cathymee]

'haha vi- ce gan- da and their stupid jokes no wonder why their shows get in trouble' that's because they're queer and outspoken. next

[bike-wheeler]

idk who out there (my father) needs to hear this but murray bauman is a gay man