#//LMAO SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT BUT HERE U GO

[izzy-b-hands]

I really wish blocking someone meant their stuff wouldn’t wind up on your dash at all. Like I understand why it doesn’t, but. still.

Actually, I just need to get better abt checking source urls before I reblog. I try to be mindful, but now and again I Forget and have only myself to blame lmao

[roomwithavoid]

lmao there is a lot to unpack here /neg

-making entire posts about gathering community centered around hating systems you don’t understand

-thinking it’s ‘punk’ to hate people you don’t understand

-what the fuck is a xenosatanist and why is it equivalent to radqueer? do y’all ever see a sliver of discourse from another universe peek out and think “thank fuck i’m not involved in that?”

-“im ok with hating other people for their identity but i draw the line at hating minecraft youtubers” oh yeah?

-“i claim to be a big supporter of people who are mentally disabled and that’s why i don’t want delusional people to interact” oh do tell!

-sorry but as someone who has introjects, that shit is so fucking similar lmao why r u so insecure

i also found out the tag “system punk” is full of these mfs who just HATE endo systems and it’s like. that is the least punk thing possible. like wowww you’re soooo punk that you go around policing identities and accusing people of thought crimes lmaoo awesome very punk of you /s

desperate for people to realize punk actually means something and not just “i am angry at something”

(also i’m sorry i tried to add alt text but i accidentally pressed the cancel button instead of confirm and it deleted the whole thing and i just don’t have the spoons to type it again)

[moodindigov]

lol lmao imagine giving unfinished snippets of a scene bcs u accidentally deleted the rest of it and you cant get it back bcs u write in ur notes app…haha…anyways here’s a small snippit of brendan and neksa scene that probably still has a note or two of mine there ill rewrite it when i have time

Brendan heard her yelp before he saw her again. He sat up straighter and stopped his mindless leg swinging. It was easy to spot the girl, her familiar figure sticking out like a sore thumb on the empty London street.

Her hair was tied into a messy ponytail held high on her head and her linen dress was filthy with grime and hard work.

It wasn’t uncommon to see young women and girls a mess of dirt and sweat, not anymore. It never was to Brendan in the first place.

In his family, no matter what you were—boy, girl, woman, man; everyone was given a job. And no matter the filth or shit you’d had to stick your hands into, the piss stained sewers and foul smelling slums, that job was to be completed without failure. Because failure meant death and an unimaginable sense of grief he couldn’t seem to escape.

Brendan shakily exhaled.

The financial crisis that Britain was going through, (The Devil’s Decade according to his father) was helping naught with business either. Hittin’ the North hard, his Da had told him and Jess once. They were lucky to live in the home they did with food on their plates and proper rooms to sleep in. A reminder of those words sat true outside their windows every night with eyes of defeat.

And foolishly he realized that with his reflecting came staring, and staring seemed to get the girl’s attention. <(better transition)

“Hey, you! What’re you starin’ at?“ she yelled over to him. He startled and looked around before stupidly realizing she was talking to him. She rolled her eyes and started walking closer to where he was sat.

Walk away, his mind whispered. It’s just another girl, walk away. You’ve got barely five minutes ‘til you’re expected back, sack it off. And yet, he couldn’t. For some reason, this girl, this completely average, filthy as dirt girl drew his attention. And maybe it was her dark shining eyes, or the pure spunk in her voice. Maybe it was the kindness and the small semblance of peace she gave him, something to settle to constant buzzing in his mind. He shouldn’t. He needs to walk away, never to see her again—

“You alright?” he asked her suddenly and she cocked her head.

“I’m perfectly content,” she started, “are you alright? You look properly down in the dumps. Don’t see a reason for it, either, you look lucked out.” Lucked out in the poor reality of failing families and lost homes he was, he grimly mused to himself.

“I’m fine.” The girl (he really had to learn her name) didn’t seem to be convinced.

“Oh, and I’m the Queen’s niece,” she scoffed. “You look constipated with all that thinking you’re doing.”

Brendan huffed with indignation. “I am fine. Leave me be, go back to milkin’ cows or whatever you do.” He walked away, once and for all he declared to himself.

“Do you talk to everyone you meet that way?” She stomped over to his moving figure and kept a steady pace with him.

He resolutely ignored her. She didn’t seem to like that.

“Hello? Anyone there?” Brendan huffed as she hesitantly poked his arm. “Oh, don’t be a big baby. What is it with men and getting sensitive when talking about feelings?” She mumbled the last part under her breath but Brendan heard her clear as day.

Maybe he’d run into Jess, or (gods forbid) his Da. They’d get him out of this situation. Well, he scowled, his idiot twin would run off without a second thought once he caught his eye. He clenched his jaw and the pretty girl seemed to notice.

“Is that it? You don’t want to talk about feelings?” She asked, not unkindly.

Brendan shouldn’t answer. He shouldn’t. He should keep walking away like he’d do to any other lady, any other lad, towards a house that wasn’t a home, could never be a home.

— end

[absinthiium]

@dragoncanefangs​: Proceeds to send Dogma a letter with the word LOL typed out and signed from Tine.

“... You son of a bitch.” Dogma’s brow twitches in anger as he sees the signature on the note. As he crushes it in his hand, it turns to ashes with a burst of flames.

“Even I’m not this petty... So he knows, huh?” Alice must have told him... He could only hope he didn’t cause her too much trouble.

[pinkuberii]

- Babysitting -

Tw: None I can think of

Wc: ~1.5k

Characters: Diluc, Childe, Kaeya, Zhongli, Itto, Ayato and Thoma

Genre: Fluff

Summary: Some genshin men babysitting their children <3

A/N: Credits to my amazing bestie Anni for helping me out with this one! EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU ANNI- // @x-zho your ask accidentally got deleted whilst I was editing the post but here you go!! <3

(Anni’s ideas are indicated with a | while mine are indicated with a •)

Masterlist -> <3

Diluc:

A bit confused but he got the spirit!!

This man probably never babysitted in his life though

A tour in his winery where he’s the guide??? Definitely

Would allow them to pick and eat a few of his grapes from the vineyard whilst telling him some fun facts about the winery and such

Absolutely melts when they offer him a grape with their small hands

Joyously eats it with a smile on his face

Gladly answers all of his kids questions with a smile too <3

Also the dad who allows his kids to play with his hair

Adelinde will never forget the sight of Diluc with pigtails-

Whatever makes his children happy I guess <3

Would also draw with his kids whilst laying down on the floor with them, legs crossed as they’re up

Also teaches them to make non-alcoholic beverages such as Caramel Pinecone or Apple Cider

LOVES having quality time with his kids

To be honest he was a bit scared at first, not knowing what they’d do once you’d be gone for a while

But all of his worries faded away quite quickly and he’d treasure all of these moments

Upon your return you’d be met with a sight of Diluc sleeping with his kids in his arms

Childe:

Childe would be very skilled

He’s experienced, like very experienced

C’mon he has a shit ton of siblings back in Snezhnaya

The kids hurt themselves while playing??

They only have to let one sob out and he’s already by their side with a first aid kit

He’d make food, tuck them in, even care for their wounds after they once again run into the doorframe or corner of a table ✋😔

Either he makes food, or he takes them to a fast-food restaurant, no in between

Fatui who???? We only know the greatest toy maker from Snezhnaya-

Definitely would keep his affiliation hidden from his kids

Yes, you heard me right: kidS

He’d want a big family

One of the best babysitters right there though-

hAVE U SEEN HIM WITH TEUCER

best big bro, dad, and babysitter <33

He really got disss

Recites some fun trivia about his homeland to keep them entertained

He can narrate well in my opinion, with those funny voices and intonation and such

Just the way children like it <3

Would let them sit on his shoulders for a better view in case they’re traipsing through the city

Buys his kids whatever they want too- Let it be food or toys…

Practically spoils his kids with all the mora he has…

A very chill and funny dad honestly, loves his family more than anything <3

Kaeya:

One of the sweetest and kindest dads out there

His kids LOVE him

He’d take responsibility if the kid is actually from someone he loves

Will protect them with all his might

Might even stop getting extremely hungover at taverns???

Idk he’d definitely still drink, but just less?

He just wants to be there for his children :’)

Has a LOT of things to tell

Mostly tells his kid scary stories I jUST KNOW IT

But if he notices them being scared he’d immediately stop though :(

Definitely narrates them the story of his eyepatch with a proud grin

Okay, okay- he regularly takes care of Klee when Albedo can’t, so he also has quite the experience

He’s actually a pretty chill babysitter and dad????

I can see him being naturally good with kids

Would let them play with his hair, allowing them to braid and brush it and such

All the snacks and sweets he has?? Shares them all <3

Mini trip to the Knights of Favonius HQ’s is a must!!

I was going to say that he’d also ride a horse with them, but Varka stole all the cavalry lmao

Can I get an F in the chat for my man Kaeya???

So he teaches them how to use a sword instead, defense and such

Would lose on purpose just to make his kid happy <3

What an amazing man and dad honestly

Zhongli:

Literally a grandpa

But we love him for it <3

Osmanthus wi——

Brews his kid some sweet tea with a nice aroma-

Guys he’s trying his best right now he never took care of a kid without your aid-

Takes them out on a stroll through Liyue’s streets a little while later after you left

Liyue fieldtrip wOOOOOO

Man what a lucky kid I’d kill to have a fieldtrip with this gentleman

Anyhow-

He’d hold his hand tightly while walking through the busy streets, he’d hate it if they lost each other somehow

I’m so certain that he knows A LOT about crystals and minerals as well

Would bring them to a gem vendor and start explaining and describing important details about each item

I’m 100% sure that young kids love shiny rocks, so they’re definitely entertained by their father’s words

Previously mentioned, he’s doing his best and the more time passes by the better he becomes at it :)

Brings them to Wanmin after the sound of their stomach’s grumbling enter his ears

Surprisingly has his wallet with him?

Amazing honestly-

Knows his kids favorite dishes by heart and seeing their smile makes him so happy and wEAK

Would enjoy taking care of his kids all on his own after this

Don’t get me wrong though, he’d just be less stressed and more experienced <3

Itto:

A child that’ll be taking care of another child

Like he’s literally a kid himself in an adults body

But you know what??? He’d be quite good at it

Does some things that he… well… shouldn’t… Like giving them all the snacks and sweets

“Don’t tell your mom about this—“

*nodding intensifies*

Well my man would definitely have bought instant noodles

Just heat up some water, and BAM there you have your 5-star ramen meal

Also has a special talent where he can make a 5-star meal out of cup noodles

Teaches that to his kids hehe

He’d be very chaotic

Literally take them outside to find beetles or other insects

Would then set up a battling arena for the beetles/ insects and put candy on the line, whoever wins gets a whole packet of Haribo gummy bears

But c’mon let’s be honest, he’d share that with his kid… He loves them too much

Later he’d fall asleep on the couch with the kids on top of him

Perhaps one of his kids laid a foot in Itto’s face

Literally one of the funniest and most chaotic babysitter and dad out there

Ayato:

Boba Tea all day, every day

Okay not every day, and surely not all day, but definitely very often

“Don’t tell your mother that I gave you your 5th boba tea…”

Now they’re sitting on his lap, drinking their delicious tea in unison

He’s pretty rich so his kid might get somewhat spoiled??

Also very protective father

Ayato is a very trustworthy and good babysitter

Surprisingly handles it well..? He’s doing his absolute best-

He’s definitely not the type that babysitted often though

But due to the fact that his parents passed away way too early he had to take care of Ayaka himself

So he has some experience with older kids

But an actual baby or toddler…?

Yeah no, archons send a bit of help-

Probably does his (paper)work whilst watching over them

Sadly can’t go outside upon how busy he has it most of the days

Tries to entertain them with some old stories and tales about Inazuma though <3

And if they’re not entertained then it's time to tell them how you two met, that’ll entertain them for sure

Would also allow them to play with his hair

Poor Thoma would try his best not to laugh upon the sight

Spoiler: he fails

Thoma:

Yes he do the cooking, yes he do the cleaning

Got that reference??

Well he’s like THE housewife, so he’d be able to care for his kid amazingly well

You’ll have to help him though because he might overwork himself sometimes

Thoma very responsible he a real pro at this

He’d play with the dogs and the cats out on the street with them!! <3

Would also pet them and give them treats together with his kid

Definitely would cook a healthy meal for them too in case they’re hungry

Yes, emphasis on healthy.

“It’s for your own good,” he’d say :(

Maybe gives them a little snack after for finishing their plate

Wit maybe I meant definitely

One of the best babysitters and dads out there honestly

Like he’s so sweet??? His kids definitely love him, no doubt

I love him as well :)

Piggyback rides are certainly happening!! :D

Or he just becomes their horse for a day, carrying them on their back whilst walking around the house… on his hands and knees…

Also would bake something with them whilst waiting upon your return

Everything and anything for his kids and you <3

[mariesocuniverse]

Relationships: WayV

MaeKun

if it werent for the the laws of ncity he wouldve asked her to join wayv and stay in their dorms

Since they don’t live together or are part of the same unit they don’t really spend a lot of time together but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t want to be with Mae

Large parent/protective older brother energy

not as protective as 127 hyungs but you know

Yeah she’s a menace when she teams up with other WayV members but she doesn’t clown him as much as they do it’s cause she saves that energy for doyoung lmao

mae claims she visits the wayv dorm for him but he’s 50% sure she’s just there for the animals

the other 50% is because she wants him to cook for her which he does even if she doesnt ask

hes like those parents who insist on giving you leftovers to bring home to your family

he taught her to do magic tricks bc she was insistent on wanting to learn at least one

okay but honestly she thinks he really cool despite all the clowning she does to him

like singing? dancing? cooking? visual? magic? and he can fly a plane????

one of the reasons she has high standards ngl

MaeTen

ten has unofficially adopted her whether people like it or not

he has fought with taeyong and doyoung about it she is his baby

if mark and johnny are his brothers, mae is basically his younger sister

if you look at his photo gallery he has a folder dedicated to mae and mae only

any photo or video of them together is basically ten clinging to her like a koala

he looks at her like she put all the stars in the sky but the same goes for mae

she has admitted in an interview that ten is one of her role models because of his talent and work ethic

whenever she needs help with dancing he’s one of the first people she asks

xiaojun once asked him who’s his favorite between yangyang and mae and you could see him malfunction for like six seconds before jokingly scolding him

“yah how could you ask me that type of question?”

fun fact! ten was the person she asked to go with her when she got her first tattoo!

he arranged the appointment at the place where he got his and held her hand when she was getting it

Lowkey considered getting matching tattoos but never really took the time to think of what tattoos they’d get

MaeWin

another top ship among czennies

these two are so soft for each other omg

just one glance at the two and you’re already melting

You can see Yuta screaming about MaeWin whenever the group is together and they’re interacting

And if you can’t see it you’ll probably hear it

MaeWin: casually talking

Yuta: is this what heaven looks like

MaeWinMark is just yuta’s weakness and he doesn’t even bother to hide it

Okay back to MaeWin before I get ahead of myself and make an entire post about Yuta and MaeWinMark

If they’re gathered in a large group their interactions aren’t really noticeable unless you’re actively looking for it

While the others are talking you can just see Mae playing with his hands or winwin giving her a soft smile while patting her head

They talk more when they’re either in a small group or just the two of them

MaeWin shippers were devastated when they got separated so when nct 2020 happened they went feral

Every once in a while they go out for hotpot and talk about what has been going on

LuMae

this man right here

they first met when she was visiting NCT U dance practice for BOSS with food and she heard him from the hallway

its one of the reasons why she wasn’t intimidated by him even though hes a giant

she was excited to see what kind of energy and personality he would bring to nct

and she was not disappointed at all

personal hype man

whenever they’re on a variety show together and mae is asked to do something he just yells “FIGHT HAEYADWAE”

of course the same goes for mae but less loud bc last time she kept yelling she lost her voice and couldnt talk for the rest of the show

He just has this energy where if he’s hyped up about something she feels energized to be hyped up well so you just hear the both of them cheering loudly

its always interesting to see because you just see a gentle giant cheering loudly with this smol girl next to him trying to match his energy

he always makes sure she’s comfortable when they’re at a schedule

like we know how he’s really silly on camera but he’s also very observant and caring

one time mae complained about how her feet hurt from the heels she was wearing so he just picked her up bridal style and walked to the van without a word

XiaoMae

They’ve heard abt each other from Kun and ten and greeted each other when they passed by each other in the halls but they never really had a chance to grow close until nct 2020 happened

Mae wasn’t in the Make a Wish unit so there weren’t a lot of chances to get to know each other while promoting either but it doesn’t mean they’re not friends

ten also hogs her attention when she visits the wayv dorms but we dont talk about that

these two arent as close as the others but not to the point where they actively avoid each other

whenever they’re together they just vibe

theres no awkward silence or small talk they just talk about random stuff

“no lucas, i dont hate xiaojun hyung we just dont hang out as often as we do”

“yes hendery we do have each other’s numbers we just don’t talk often”

WayV is lowkey tempted to lock the two of them in a practice room together and do a vlive to see what’ll happen

prime candidates for “It’s Awkward but It’s Okay”

their dynamic is kinda DoRen where they pretend to be awkward around each other as a joke

like they went out together once and everyone as excited bc omg they were interacting

XiaoMae shippers are starved for content and will accept any crumbs that come their way

HenMae

the duo people didnt know they needed until they met

its not like people didnt want them to become friends its just that theyre energies match well

these two are such a vibe

you know how there are ppl who don’t see for long periods of times but you still want tackle them in a hug whenever you meet? yeah its like that

kun sometimes wants to separate the two bc of how much chaos they cause together

they’re the duo where they think something is a good idea at the time but ends up as something bad at the end

kun has banned the two from the kitchen bc of a fire they started

HenMae shippers are thriving because of all the stories of the dumb shit they’ve done

lowkey considered doing a series together on nct daily but then the channel stopped uploading vids so it was never mentioned again

one time he was on call with his sister when she walked in and accidentally mistook her as his gf and now they jokingly have each other as bf and gf in their phone contacts

ten nearly had a heart attack when he saw the contact name pop up and mae picked up the call

 yangyang has the whole thing recorded on his phone and refuses to delete it

MaeYang

(A/N everytime i see this gif i need a moment to pause and try and remember my ideas cause my head goes empty when it comes to yangyang)

okay if HenMae are chaotic, MaeYang are worse

kun doesnt need to dye his hair gray bc of all the stress these two cause him

czennies thought they didnt interact much bc of different schedules and groups but once nct world happened they changed their minds

MaeYang slowly climbing up the ranks of nct ships

during one of his lives yangyang mentioned how he spoke a lot with mae and that she wanted to add him to the 00liner gc

czennies lost it that day bc 1) holy shit theres a 00liners gc and 2) why tf hasnt yangyang been added into it yet

insists that she calls him oppa/hyung even though theres only a one month difference between them

Mae and Yangyang: whispering in the corner of the room

kun: theyre either talking shit about someone or world domination and i cant tell whats worse

he tried teaching her some german once and she now knows like three sentences

“Hallo, Ich bin Mae. Was geht ab? Mir geht’s gut.” (A/N this is the outcome of my three years of german lessons everyone)

and basically all the swear words but we dont need to talk about that

haechan jokes that he’s stealing mae away from the dreamies so he wont be the maknae in wayv 

[chimielie]

Intrigued by your oikawa angst fic post,,,, and reccs? 👀

YEAH I GOT U i think i’ve been reading hq fic for a year now? i actually had a different sideblog for rbing fic i liked and i lost all of it when i accidentally dmed someone from that sideblog and panic deleted tumblr and had to remake LMAO so what i’m saying is a lot of these works are more recent and you might alr know them ;-; sorry ab that!

99% of these are pretty light i think :( sorry if you’re not as much of an emotional wimp as i am pls don’t be angry

@ authors if you want me to remove the tag please let me know!!

angst to fluff

it’s always been you by @katsushimaa : i love this one i think i consider it a classic. that’s all

the fated volleyball by @justauthoring : i never read poly fics rip (this one has iwaizumi) but this one was soooooo fcking good i love soulmate aus

pink skies by @ttokeyama : hogwarts au!! love it. not often there’s a fic where the reader wants to keep the relationship secret

west side by @powderblew : sparked my obsession with one side thinks they’re dating/one side thinks they’re fwb. incredible

when they think you left them by @luvbub : i love this series so much lmao

i don’t like when you ignore me by @teesumu : everything tee writes packs such an emotional punch waaah 

betting on you by @trashykawahq : nothing to say but ahhhh the good shit

好きかもね by @rosemi : i read through all their works recently and wowwww talent <3

homesick by @wackatoshi : go read winter’s other stuff too you won’t regret it

no happy ending

still into you by @seroh : short but painful

sandglass by @fluoresence : i couldn’t not put smth by yue (absolutely one of my all time fave fic writers TBH) on here but if i’m being honest i reread the oikawa likes catgirls fic more often

everlasting by @lovingtobio : i’ve been following since she had like three fics and the growth is insane. this one still hit me hard though WOW

bittersweet (not technically angst? not sure)

five times oikawa didn’t look back, and one time he did by @ahtsumu : idek this one makes me so insane idek why. [screaming]

series

i mildly like you more than like by @krappykawa : i prefer oneshots but this was good. there’s angst there. did i mention it’s SO good? happy ending :)

nights hurt the most by @akimind : guys i think i have a problem i’ve reread this like three times in the last three days

wanting by @chicoree : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

da capo by @ krystallisert on ao3: a true classic. ow ow ow

[xiuxxvisims]

so your PTs are missing from your sims’ family trees? how to fix with simPE!

DISCLAIMER: i figured this out myself messing around with simPE and i’ve only been playing around with this programme for a few months so i’m not fantastic with it... but this is how i fixed my PTs and alien sims when i accidentally opened my hood with no cc.and therefore no multiPT mod... 

first. backup your hood!! back ! that! shit ! up!!!! we will call this backup 1. i backup my hood by right clicking and selecting the winrar option ‘add to N006.rar′ and rename to the date usually but this time. fixPTtutorial. no excuses for not backing up! 

now that you’ve backed up let’s get into it!

things you need: sims 2 (duh), hood checker, simPE, a bit of patience!

!! you need to run hood checker first and allow it to delete the broken family ties otherwise simPE will get an error when you try to open your alien sims’ family ties !!

when i broke my PTs i ‘fixed’ it in a way where i just removed the borked relationship using hood checker and then manually removed a broken memory from the two sims who had been abducted.. they basically had a memory like ‘met unknown sim’ and it kept showing up in hood checker like ‘sim does not exist’ but hood checker couldn’t/wouldn’t delete it. so probably do that first.. it should be somewhere close to the abduction memory. just open the sim’s description, select more>open memories, and slowly scroll through until you find the broken memory and remove it. commit the change.

my original process for this was a little more fiddly because i didn’t know of this trick pointed out to me by curiousb and found by mootilda here that makes it so simPE should show the multiPT’s names and portraits. if you follow this then you can skip to ‘part 2′ 

Part 0

find your multiPT files in your downloads and COPY them (not move) from downloads into your hood’s ‘characters’ folder. for me that’s sims 2>N006>Characters. this will make it so that simPE can show the names of the PTs and if portraits are generated it can also display portraits

look at my guys all hanging out.. you do want to leave them in the downloads folder so that they’ll be added as PTs to any new hoods created but you’ll also have to copy and paste them into all your hoods’ characters folders if you want to see their info in simPE... now you can skip forward to Part 2 because you don’t need to do the step where you identify each PT (unless their portraits don’t show in simPE) it could still be beneficial to read through Part 1 because i don’t go into as much detail in Part 2 on how to add the family ties but you won’t have to do the STEPS in Part 1

Part 1

the multiPT mod PTs are listed in simPE as ‘unknown’ which makes it hard to figure out which is which. for me apollo (born after the cc-less game disaster) had the same PT as ujin and arina so i could easily just add them to this PT’s family tree. for my other alien sim i just guessed and added her to a random PT because i don’t even remember who her PT is lmao.

if you don’t have any sims born since the family tree break/you don’t want to just add them to random PTs like i did with eunji you’re gonna have to do a trial run. (please backup your hood before u start, ive already warned u!!!!) by simply adding one sim to each of the PT’s family trees, opening your game and checking the family tree to see the portrait and noting down which PT you linked to which sim. this will probably be quicker if the test sims are all from the same household. i also think it is best to choose non alien sims as test sims just so they can stay on the family tree until you’re fully finished fixing your aliens!

NOW adding a family tie is relatively simple. open the PT’s family ties. from the dropdown menu at the top make sure its set to ‘[all households]’ and scroll down until you find the party of unknowns hanging out with toddler new year (if they’re located in the same place as mine...)

next locate your test sims on the left (i think this will be easier if you DONT use your aliens because that way when you’re adding the correct family ties you won’t have to remove the test sims until you’re sure you’ve got all the right PTs) right click on them and click on ‘add [sims name]’ (my simPE cuts this pop up off but i assume the end is like to family or something..) the default relationship will be sibling

for the sake of the test sims it doesn’t really matter what the relationship is set to because we just want them to show up on the family tree. hit commit in the bottom right and repeat for all your PTs (i’m just doing 3 here because my other PTs already have their family ties fixed.) commit any changes and close simPE make sure you save the hood before you close/as you close

!! now backup your hood AGAIN (this is backup 2) !! with the PT family ties edited but don’t replace backup 1. this secondary backup is just so you can safely open your game with no cc so it’ll load quicker. we’ll be restoring this backup immediately after we check the family trees in game.

you can now remove most of your cc from your downloads but make sure your multiPT mods are still in there! all of them! i have a few folders i always leave in my downloads and my multiPT mod is in one of these. i learnt my lesson! they might look something like this:

launch your game and see how quickly it loads w/ no cc and wonder why you subject yourself to a 45 minute load time when things could be so much quicker... and now we can see which PT is which! and also that hilariously one of my PTs is called ‘Pollination Last Name’ lmao??? and we can laugh at how silly my sims look without cc. ALSO i was confused why there were 5 ‘unknown’ sims in my hood but the unknown sim i added to frankie’s family tree didn’t show anything in game so i’m still non the wiser for what that unknown file is (also it’s gone from the family ties menu now and crashes frankie’s family tree so i’m ASSUMING it’s a remote control car cc that i’ve since deleted.. luckily i backed up my game so it doesn’t matter). but moving on

!! RESTORE back up 2 !! so the cc-less hell you just created is gone but you still have the family ties we just created

Part 2

open simPE and you can start adding your actual alien sims to the right PT’s family tree the same way you added the test sims. (select the PTs family ties, locate the alien sim on the left, right click and add to family tree) but this time choosing child ! this will add PT as the alien sim’s Parent B.. which since i don’t have any alien sims that need fixing right now just gives my test sims two parent bs

once you’ve added all your alien sims to the correct family trees you can remove the test sims. you’ll need to do this on both the PT’s family tree AND the test sim’s family tree to properly remove the relationship! 

commit all changes and save your hood! the last step is just a little bit of garnish if u like. i don’t think it’s necessary and what we’ve done up until now should fix the family tree with no issues. so this can be Optional.

Part 3

when an alien sim is born the game by default sets the PT to ‘know’ the parent sim and has the child sim set to ‘family’ like this (ALSO when i was looking at an old backup of my hood before i borked my PTs.. the PTs get memories of their child too like my PT had a memory of ujin being an over achiever in school......... it’s so sweet...... i’m not fixing that shit tho i don’t have the patience) 

to do this correctly for each PT select their family ties so you can see which parents and children you need to add relation to. then right click on the PT on the left and choose ‘open sim description’ i assume it’s description,, again,, simPE is cutting off this menu

choose ‘relations’ select the family of the sims you want to add and make sure ‘not related’ is ticked to have the sims show up. for this test we need to add saeed as ‘known’ since he’s the parent and georgia as ‘family’ since she’s the child

this is super easy! just right click on the sim and choose ‘add relation to’ 

the default relation settings need to be changed however. for the child i had to change spouses to parent. untick known and only tick family on both boxes and change not defined to child. i’m not sure why it said spouses.. idk if i accidentally changed that from the default before i took the screenshot or if simPE was just weird because they have family ties...

for the parent the default settings should be absolutely fine 

when you’ve finished this for one PT go back to the family ties, locate the next PT and open their sim description by right clicking and selecting ‘open sim description’. it’s a bit of a convoluted way to open the sim description but it’s the only way i’ve found to ensure you’re opening the CORRECT PT’s sim description. 

commit your changes and save! close simPE and your PT and alien childrens’ family ties should be fixed! if all goes to shit for whatever reason restore backup 1 and start again...

as i said at the start i’m new to using simPE but if you have any questions about this i will try my best to help! so don’t hesitate to ask. i hope this is helpful and you can fix your family trees with confidence! 

[the-tactician-magician]

This @flufftober2021 fic turned out differently from my usual style, but I still think it's alright! It also includes some images, if you need a warning for that.

Flufftober Day 9: Text Messages

Rated T for swearing, Seteth/Manuela, ~1255 words (with some leeway due to images)

Thursday Sept 16 • 7:14 PM

Seteth: Manuela, thank you again for staying with Flayn until I could pick her up from choir practice. You went above and beyond your duties as her instructor, and words cannot express how grateful I am for your accommodation.

Manuela: np

Seteth: Np?

Manuela: no problem

Seteth: To prevent future confusion, perhaps you should type out full sentences instead of using abbreviations. (deleted)

Manuela: say if you want to thank me with more than just words

Manuela: do you happen to be single?

Manuela: asking for a friend

Thursday Sept 16 • 8:44 PM

Manuela: hello??

Friday Oct 1 • 5:56 PM

Seteth:

Seteth: Flayn, could you please explain the meaning of this video?

Manuela: this is how you reply after ghosting me for two weeks??

Seteth: Shit (deleted)

Seteth: My apologies, Manuela. I meant to text my daughter. Please delete my messages and forget this ever happened.

Manuela: oh im not mad at you

Manuela: this is l i t e r a l l y the funniest thing ever

Manuela: poor sety needs a lesson on memes?

Seteth: I do not need a lesson on memes. And please do not call me ‘Sety’.

Manuela: you say that

Manuela: yet here you are in my messages asking your daughter what a tiktok video means

Seteth: This video is from Tumblr.

Manuela: who even uses tumblr anymore!! i thought it was dead!!!

Seteth: My daughter and I still use it.

Manuela: anyway

Manuela: the joke behind this tiktok is simple

Manuela: very beautiful

Manuela: very powerful

Manuela: a meme lesson for you, free of charge. youre welcome

Friday Oct 1 • 11:07 PM

Manuela: you get why thats funny right

Saturday Oct 9 • 10:31 AM

Seteth:

Seteth: Flayn, I sincerely hope that you did not want to become a marine biologist because of internet memes.

Manuela: lmao you did it again??

Seteth: Fuck (deleted)

Seteth: My apologies for bothering you once more, Manuela. I promise that I won’t repeat this mistake in the future.

Manuela: wait you arent going to delete my number are you?

Seteth: I would prefer not to, in case I need to contact you regarding Flayn’s choir schedule, but I cannot keep accidentally messaging you when I mean to message her.

Manuela: but i dont mind the memes

Manuela: really

Manuela: your cluelessness is a b s o l u t e l y adorable

Seteth: I do not appreciate being made fun of.

Manuela: im not making fun of you!!

Manuela: this is your problem sety

Manuela: you need to lighten up. thats why you dont understand these memes

Seteth: Lightening up is not my problem. I already allow Flayn a great deal of freedom on the internet, provided that I am able to check her social media on occasion.

Manuela: and then you pester her about memes you do not approve of

Saturday Oct 9 • 11:45 AM

Manuela: hello?

Seteth: Apologies for not replying back sooner. I had personal tasks to attend to, and I was also thinking about what you said.

Seteth: I do not disapprove of her jokes, but perhaps I give her that impression because of how often I ask for explanations. I truly do not get the humor of this generation of children.

Seteth: Please do not tease me, Manuela. This is a serious matter.

Manuela:

Manuela: oh sety

Manuela: you really do need to relax

Manuela: how about this? you can send me memes that you dont get, and ill do my best to explain them

Manuela: and i promise i wont tease you too badly ;)

Saturday Oct 9 • 12:58 PM

Manuela: hey sety i was being serious that time you know

Seteth: Apologies for the wait. I was compiling several recent memes from Flayn. I have 3 of them to share with you today.

Seteth:

Manuela: oh come on you haven’t heard of the squid game

Seteth: I have heard of Splatoon, yes. Flayn plays it all the time.

Manuela: not that squid game!!

Manuela: its a popular netflix show that has nothing to do with squids

Manuela: so the joke is that people like you who dont know about the show assume that its about squids using underwater computers

Manuela: or something like that

Seteth: I see.

Seteth:

Manuela: lol!!

Manuela: youve seen crazy car mods right? Looks like someone put a bunch of crayfish in their car

Manuela: which i approve of btw

Seteth: And I do not approve of it. I shudder what to think if Flayn did this to her own car when she gets one.

Manuela: then dont let her get a car

Manuela: that was a joke btw please let your daughter have a car

Manuela: anyway what else you got

Seteth:

Manuela: ok you got me with this one

Manuela: theres probably a science joke in there and im not a science teacher

Manuela: i know someone who is tho. you know hanneman?

Seteth: Please do not show Hanneman these memes. I do not want my name attached to them.

Manuela: i wasnt going to tell him who sent them to me but ok fine

Seteth: Thank you for your help anyway, Manuela.

Manuela: np

Manuela: you can keep sending me all the memes you want btw

Manuela: anything to save my star singer from her clueless father

Seteth: I am not clueless. I am simply unaccustomed to modern Internet humor.

Seteth: If you do not mind me talking to you for a bit longer, it feels like the internet has changed so quickly. Back then, we had Lolcats, Rickrolling, Newsgrounds, and other jokes that were easy to understand. Now, I am baffled by every other image my daughter sends me.

Manuela: the jokes havent changed that much sety. everything is as silly and random as it was back then.

Manuela: its just your tastes have changed but thats normal. youll get used to it

Seteth: Thank you, Manuela. I must confess that it’s nice to talk about this to another adult.

Manuela: np

Manuela: tho now you got me wondering, how old are you

Seteth: I am 39 years old.

Manuela: no way??

Manuela: before i thought you were m u c h older than me, but when you started talking about lolcats i was like wait a sec

Seteth: Do I really act that old? (deleted)

Manuela: and you still havent answered my question btw

Seteth: Which question?

Manuela: are you single

Seteth: I fail to see how that is relevant to the conversation at hand.

Manuela: im just saying if you want to ever talk about memes in person, im always up for a drink

Saturday Oct 9 • 3:22 PM

Manuela: shit did i scare you off again

Seteth: Not exactly. I was just considering it.

Manuela: either you learned how to joke really fast or youre actually into me??

Seteth: I do not know how to respond to that. All I am saying is I am not adverse to the notion of talking to you face to face. Perhaps about other topics besides memes.

Manuela: ofc we can talk about other stuff!

Manuela: are you free tonight?

Seteth: Not tonight, I am afraid, but we can meet up some other time.

Manuela: kk

Manuela: looking forward to more invigorating discussions from you sety ;)

[hajimine]

LEX’S 2020 APPRECIATION POST PT. II !

— to the lovely moots & followers who i talk to quite often (or pretty much everyday), this one’s for you.

thank u for being in my life, you made my 2020 so so much better. i’m so grateful october lex decided to make a tumblr acc 🥲

i’ll try my best to keep it kinda short 🥲👍

in alphabetical order:

@4fterh0urs — my omega phoebe 😩‼️ ily so much bc you’re both extremely stupid n extremely smart at the same time. u mean so much to me and i love talking to u even if u call me such weird as nicknames every damn day 😃 you’re so sexy n hella intimidating smfh idk how i was able to make u my bitch (JK PLS DONT KILL MEE) anyways, thanks for being a real one bae + you’re the person i block the most, so you’re special ig 😹👍 ily you’re actually such a sap but u pretend to be all tough heh <33

@archivednikes — my solar system, my wh*re (lovingly) hi bae 😣 ok yk how much i love u but. im gonna tell u again: ILYSM!! OKAY??? please know that you’re such an amazing human being and you’re SO incredibly talented. god i love u so much please take care of yourself baby, you’re always so kind to other people and i hope you can do the same to yourself. once again, i am so fucking glad you decided to slide into my inbox that day, because now i look forward to talking to you every single morning. insert grabby hands ilysm <33

@boosyboo9206 — onyx hi babes! i’m so so grateful for you omg u dont even know it. you always manage to cheer me up with your antics and you’re always here to support me 🥺 whenever i’m down you somehow aways manage to make me feel a lil better. i love talking to u whether it’s about sth as mundane as the weather or even your obsession with the word peepers. thank you for being you, please take care of yourself and stop sleeping so damn late. ilysm <33

@ch4jime — chloe bae!! 😁 hi omg ilysm you’re so cute and cool and nice urghh thanks for always checking up on me! i love love seeing you in my asks, you’re such a lovely person to be around. i seriously need to be better at dropping in other people’s inbox, so just know that i’ll work on hanging out on your blog more often this year bc ily! i wish u all the best and please never stop being you baby mwah <33

@fairyoomi — hi bae 😣😣 how are u?? i know we don’t talk much anymore, and that’s okie, but i still wanna write u this lil note because i’m so thankful i met you here on tumblr. you’re an amazing writer and u were so sweet to me even when i was a teeny blog who didn’t know anyone. i admire u a lot, yknow? thanks for being such a friendly and welcoming person, ily <33

@gu3to — mochi bestieo 🙀 idk if you’ll even see this smh so i’m just gonna text u after this (if i don’t forget to rip) okay so. hello?! you’re so mf cool and you’re a trendsetter 🤩 yes yes im fueling your god complex it’s bc ily smh. you’re so dumb i wanna choke u sometimes but i won’t bc i’m also just as dumb 😁 pls stop disappearing from the face of the Earth okay ilysm you always keep it real and i know i can always count on u to listen to uh... my shit. okay so when are we gonna make out? 🤨 oki bye <33

@hoekageyama — wifey!! maddie baby urghh yk how much i love you, you’re one of my earliest moots im pretty sure? and aaaaa i’m so so glad i decided to be weird as hell and slide into your asks that day (pancreas. sighs. iconic.) you’re my numero uno whenever i wanna bark about hot 2d boys and what i’d let em do to me coughs err yea hehe. please take care of yourself baby you’re such a sweet and kind and loving person and i’m so glad to have you in my life. smh we text each other lovey dovey texts anyway but i still wanna do this for u 😋 ilysm!!! <33

@honeyskawa — lani baby hi! i know you haven’t been super active lately, but i just wanna tell u that i appreciate u so so much!! you honestly made my goddamn week when u sent me that ask about how i inspired you bc what the heck?? never in my life have i expected to have such an impact on someone. you’re a wonderful writer honestly. i love u so much and i hope everything’s going well baby, i’m excited talk to u more whenever you decide to be active on tumblr again <33

@jougogo — kaybae hi!!! you haven’t been on tumblr much lately but hi sexc it’s me lex lol i’ve moved accs hehe 😎 i hope u see this whenever u get your phone back cries. you’re such an amazing person to be around, always so cheerful and friendly, you exude so much positive vibes and ilysm. you always manage to lift up the mood with your sexc self and i admire u for that. you’re so incredibly chaotic and fun to be around ahrgehxhh i appreciate u sm and i hope you’re taking care of yourself bby ily <33

@kemochie — my waluigi, my favorite f*rry, hi 😝 urghhh god we just started talking everyday pretty recently but god. you’re so funny??? and i love bullying u bc u give me so much material to bully u with (ok jkjk i love u that’s why i bully u smh) also, you’re so incredibly supportive and u were actually the one who pushed me to finally post that atsumu fic, even tho stupid me accidentally deleted it LMAOBSBD anw, u bring sm joy in my life, so thank u for that. we’re a small lil filf and you’re the milf to my dilf LMAO ilysm mwah!! <33

@kenmaki — gabbae! virgo bestie!! hi hi !! you’re such a talented person and you’re an amazing writer, and i hope one day u can get past your insecurities and see yourself as the wonderful person u truly are. i love how we were able to relate to each from how similar virgos think + our initial conversation of dick measurements and such will forever be seared into my memory. and congrats on getting a daily railing on the dash HSBDH i don’t look at em i promise lol 🤩🤩 jdbdhdh ilysm bby <33

@miyams — ren sweet babie hi! you’re so incredibly talented please don’t listen to stupid hate anons. i’ll stab them with a serrated knife if i have to 😠🔪 you’re so flippin cute and sweet i love talking to you, and i love love love whenever u come by my inbox to say hi. i hope we can talk even more in 2021, my dms and asks are always open for u bby (even though i suck at replying right away, sorry abt that huhu) i love u sm baby please take care of yourself <33

@miyasangel — ardie bae 😜 hi sexc!! i still cant believe we talk like everyday now lmaoo i used to think you’re so freaking cool (i still do) and now i’m friends w u whattaheck 🥲 you’re such an amazing writer wtf. i hate that we had to start our friendship on such a sour note (ehem discord ehem) but i’m really glad it brought us closer together. ily cockarden i’ll be sure to bully u even more HAHAGS IM JK makes out w u so hard bc you’re so damn hot ily 😣‼️ <33

@owlywrites — owly baby hello! ily so so much and you’re so talented, you deserve so much recognition. i hope i can read more of your fics soon bc they’re so well written ugh 😣 thanks for always checking up on me and always being so incredibly sweet. i love u so so muchhh huhu i wanna give u the biggest hug in the world :( please take care of yourself and never stop being your genuine self kith kith <33

@rilacry — milfy gorlillola 😜😜‼️ hi sexc. omfg i was so intimidated by u wtf (and i still kinda am smh) bc you’re so cool?? and your writing n carrd making skills are amazing as hell wtf. u just exude BDE bc you’re hella hot AND bc u wanna peg everyone. anyways,, i’m glad we got closer recently, even if it was out of really wack circumstances. ily bae pls stop sticking your memojis everywhere mwah <33

@rintaroll — my kue tete ☹️☹️ ilysm smh bye i can’t believe we’re close now wtf you’ve always been so cool and sexc 😩‼️ oh god i rmb when u were still on your old acc and u seemed so out of reach and i was a lil intimidated ANDBDJD SHHH but yea now ik you’re just a big h word dork and i love u for that 😣 i wish u all the best for your singing career bby you’re such a talented writer AND singer wtf. also you’re so pretty???? wtf how rude 😠 JKJK HAHHSBD ilysm kithes u so hard <33

@tetsoleil — geegee!! hi baby 😣 thanks for being such a sweet human being ily! it’s been a while since we actually talked yeah? but i still want u to know that i love u a lot and i appreciate u so much. i’m so so grateful you’re in my life because you’re such a joy to be around. you’re an amazing writer bby and i hope you get the recognition u deserve. i’m always here for u if u need anything. ilysm bby <33

@velvetfireworks — rachie bae 🤩 my bakso goreng, my golden kiwi!!! ily!! hehe im so glad i decided to slide in your dms when u asked me if i was indo. but ahhhh you’re ao sweet and cute and supportive ilysm. an amaaazing writer and i admire your work so much, but i think you’ve heard me say that multiple times before. i’m so glad we became closer recently through our love for greasy food and wonky lil faces 👁💋👁 kith kith ilysm <33

@yato-o — yato baby hi!! urgh honestly i appreciate u so so much?? i feel so lucky to be able to get to know you. i don’t even remember how we met but ahhh thank u for always stopping by and have a chat with me even though i know you’re a busy person. please take care of yourself and get some rest whenever u need to! don’t feel pressured to come on here if you’re tired baby, im so grateful to have u in my life, i luv youu <33

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SEXY BAES!

kisses, lex

[akatsvmu]

ok hot take — but also because I’m genuinely curious — I’ve seen a lot of discussion about the anti - Asian racism in shadow and bone and how it was unnecessary + obvious that the writers were white, etc.

*this ended up being long so I put the rest under the cut*

before I begin I just want to say that im just putting this out here to hear what others have to say !! I’m open to whatever u have to say legit I just want to talk to others about this hahah. I don’t want to make anyone feel uncomfortable, but if I do then I apologize and if you feel like it, to let me know why exactly so I can be more aware next timee

okk so, reading what everyone else had to say after finishing the season made me question myself BIG TIMEEEE because tbh ..... I didn’t really see what the problem was as I was watching the show 😭

I didnt watch any trailers or promo vids before the show bc I didnt want to expect anything. so the first time I heard about Alina being half - shu was when she said it in the show — and TBHHH I was actually so happy (since I’m South East Asian) it was a pleasant surprise, I was like “omg I can relate to uu !! <33” kind of thing ya know.

After i watched it, I read the discussions on how they handled it and everything and I was worried bc I was still having such a hard time seeing what was so wrong about it,, I genuinely felt really bad at this point bc I was thinking like ... am I racist ?? Or am I actually contributing to racism and all that ?? soo I wanted to just share some of my thoughts here and if you actually finish reading this maybe like share some of your thoughts too ??

okok so hear we go — Alina being changed into half - shu didnt bother me at all, as I said earlier it was a nice surprise since it allowed me to relate to her more, i remember i even texted my friend bc i was so happy lmaooo (plus I thought it fit well since Jessie is actually half chinese).

About how the racism was ‘unnecessary’ since it’s a fictional world and all >> I get how they technically didn’t need to add it in — BUT... I kind of liked that they did add it ?? since it showed me that, oh you know she went through all of that, was discriminated against, etc. but was still able to do all the things she did and she didn’t let any of that stop her (I've finished the trilogy so I know how her story ends, assuming they stick to the books in later seasons lmao).

I mean tbh I even felt kinda better ? Hopeful even ?? My line of thinking was like “even the sun summoner faced some racism yet she was able to push through her journey !!” and all that ++ plus how she didn’t let it affect her — she even said, “don’t change my eyes” in that one scene which made me feel really proud for some reason.

about how they only centered the racism around Alina >> like how Jesper or Inej didn't really have to face any racism ++ and how it was all anti shu ..... again that didn’t rly bother me bc like ..... she’s kind of the main character ????? Not to say that the other characters stories don’t matter (lmao im not done w crooked kingdom yet but I already prefer their duology over the trilogy 😭🤚🏼) but given the fact that this particular adaptation of the story (or even season) is about Alina and Her experiences,, it’s kind of a given that the story will literally revolve around her and the challenges she faces ?????

the books obviously talked about what inej and the others went through + but that was because they had two books and individual chapters to flesh out their characters, plus we learned about their origins through a flashback type thing, it wasn’t a linear storyline.

This season had 8 episodes, so I really didn’t expect them to focus on their backstories since it's established that they’ve been working together for a while (the three crows, not Nina and Matthias). In the show, Alina has just discovered her powers = meaning her arc has just started.

lastly, about how it was unnecessary that Zoya was racist to Alina >> This one confused me a lot im ngl, because in the first book zoya does act like a lil bitch to Alina and everyone in the little palace — Marie and Nadia constantly talked shit abt her behind her back — bro even Genya didn’t like her lol — ALSO she even admitted to this in the second or third book right ?? So considering where her arc goes — I thought that this was obvious ?? she was meant to be disliked at first bc she literally has a redemption arc (AHHH don’t get me wrong here I loved zoya in the end pls shes so snarky ahidhshshs she a lil bitch but she owns it 😌😌 as she should)

I know she wasn’t outright racist to Alina in the books — but she was mean to her — *if I’m not wrong doesn’t she also whisper to Alina in front of the king about how she was an orphan peasant?* given the changes in the show, I thought it was understandable for her to treat her that way (not that it’s ok for anyone to be treated that way but you get the point right...) also idk if this counts but she does correct that one lady saying that Inej was suli and not whatever she originally said.

okk that’s all I can think of now, if you made it this far I wanna say thank uuu so much ily 🥰 ,, I know this was long I didnt think I had this much to say.

if you want then pleaseee share some of your thoughts 🤲🏼🤲🏼 i don’t want to subconsciously be a racist apologist or anything 😭😭 so I’m open to hearing what u have to say ++ also I’m really just wondering why I saw this so differently compared to everyone else ahshsjhdhs.

edit: ive only read the trilogy and six of crows so far. i havent had the time to start crooked kingdom or nikolai's books bc school :/ soo if youre gonna comment, please dont mention anything about crooked kingdom and anything after that !! huhu shhshshsa

SECOND EDIT: someone commented on this but i posted it accidentally and deleted the old one and didnt see their comment im gonna cry aaaaaa

[ukulelecal]

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anonymous: Fwb luke being a sweetheart on valentines day (because hes in love with you lol) like he takes you out to get pretzels or some dumb shit, claiming he just hates that hes single on valentines. Then he cuddles you after you’ve had sex and dosnt want u to leave and then oh no, he accidentally reveals that maybe he likes you more than he should

a/n: this fic somehow got like,,,,,deleted,,,,,sort of. like the post didn’t get deleted but everything except for the title and the tags did lmao. so this is me fixing it lmao

warnings: smut references

“Do you have plans today?”

Luke fiddled with the drawstrings of his joggers, unjustifiably nervous. You and him weren’t together. He wasn’t asking you on a date. He just wanted to hang out. As friends with benefits. On Valentine’s Day. 

He had never admitted it, but he had feelings for you. He had felt that way for a while but kept his mouth shut, terrified of rejection. There was nothing wrong with what you had, but he couldn’t deny that he wanted to take it further than just casual sex with no strings attached. 

“You know I’m single as hell, Luke,” you chuckled. “No, I don’t have plans. Why, what’s up?”

“Well, I’m single as hell, too, and I hate being single on Valentine’s Day. Want to hang out? We can go to that diner with the good Bavarian pretzels and share one. Neither of us have to be alone today.”

The truth was, he hated being single every day, especially when you were there. But he didn’t say it. 

“Yeah, that sounds great!” Your feelings for Luke had been budding as well, but he was a good actor, and you would never suspect that he liked you too. You never said anything for the same reason as him. “My car is still in the shop, can you drive?”

“Of course. I’ll pick you up in an hour, sound good?”

“See you then.”

With that, you hung up, and got up to make yourself look presentable. You couldn’t help but slip on a lacy bra and panties set, knowing that hanging out with Luke would inevitably end with you in his bed. He always said that he loved this set on you, even though it always ended up on the floor. 

You jogged out of your apartment when you got a text from Luke announcing that he was outside, and hopped in the passenger seat of his car. 

“Hey,” he mumbled with a dimpled grin. 

“Hi,” you returned as you clicked the seatbelt into place. “This was a good idea, Luke, I’ve been thinking about those pretzels nonstop lately.”

He laughed, and a smile tugged at the corners of your lips. 

“I can read your mind,” he teased, and you playfully stuck your tongue out at him as he began the short drive to the diner. 

It was unsurprisingly empty, considering not many people would be going to a cheap diner on the evening of Valentine’s Day. You and Luke took seats across from each other at a booth, and a waitress was quick to come take your orders. 

You each ordered a milkshake and got a pretzel to share, and the waitress walked away, leaving you two alone again. 

“So, how’s the new album going?” You asked, leaning back in your seat. 

You chatted as you sat there, taking turns tearing pieces from the pretzel and dipping them in the mustard when it came. It was nice that you could have a normal conversation with him despite what went down behind closed doors. You were still good friends. 

“Ready to get out of here?” He suggested lowly after you polished off your milkshake. The pretzel was long gone, and the diner staff was sending you subtle looks that begged you to leave, but that wasn’t the reason Luke wanted to leave. You nodded slowly, and he sent you a sly smirk as he pulled out his wallet. 

Once the check was paid and you were back at his place, you greeted Petunia before he gently pushed her out of the bedroom and shut the door. It wasn’t long before your back was pressed against the wooden door, Luke’s hands on your hips and his lips on yours. He began to kiss down your neck, and you could feel him smirk against your neck when you whimpered. 

“Happy Valentine’s Day, baby,” he hummed as his hands tugged at the bottom of your shirt. 

A while later, you were laying in his bed with your head on his bare chest. His fingertips trailed up and down your spine gently as you both calmed down, a comforting silence hanging in the room. 

You broke it after a bit. 

“I should get going,” you announced, starting to push yourself up. You never stayed after sex. Unless you were both drunk, which was known to happen, but it was like an unspoken rule to not stay too long afterwards. There were times that you wished you could stay in his arms all night long, but your relationship wasn’t exactly at that point. 

A whine escaped Luke’s lips and his grip on you tightened, pulling you back down. 

“No, don’t go,” he grumbled, flipping the position so his head was on your chest, making it pretty much impossible for you to get up. “Wanna cuddle.”

“Luke, come on,” you sighed, unable to resist the urge to run your fingers through his curls though it definitely wouldn’t help the situation. “I have work in the morning.”

“It’s not like you have a car to get there, and I know you hate taking the bus. Just stay here and I’ll drive you there tomorrow,” he bargained, not moving an inch. You sighed again. You wanted to stay, you really did, but there was a voice in the back of your mind telling you that you shouldn’t. You weren’t sure if Luke really wanted you to stay or if he was just feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, and you didn’t want to get your own hopes up. 

“I really should go home, I left a candle burning,” you lied quickly, but he saw right through you. He knew you too well. 

“No, you didn’t, you don’t light candles, ever,” he retaliated. He picked his head up from your chest to look at you. “Please, Y/N. Just stay with me. I hate seeing you leave, every time.”

His eyes widened slightly when he realized what he said. He didn’t mean to admit it. It just slipped out, but there was no turning back at that point. He said it. His heart and mind were racing, and he was sure you were about to book it out of there. 

“What?” You whispered, unsure what else to say. Was it possible that he liked you too? The glint of hope that you always tried so hard to push down started to surface. Luke sighed, glancing down for a moment to collect his thoughts before bringing his gaze back to meet yours. 

“I hate when you leave. I hate that we just have casual sex and then leave. I...I want more. I like you a lot, Y/N. I just haven’t said anything because I know you don’t feel the same.”

You stared at him. You were in shock. After all this time of convincing yourself that nothing more was ever going to happen between you, it was possible now. Your mind was screaming at you to speak, to tell him you felt the same. Luke took your silence negatively, thinking you didn’t feel that way about him, a defeated sigh escaping his lips. 

“I’m sorry. I'll drive you home.” 

He started to get up, but you were quick to grab the back of his head and tug his lips to yours. Since words escaped you, you hoped this would get the message across. He looked at you with wide eyes when you pulled away, confused. 

“I like you too,” you mumbled, a small smile forming on your lips. “I didn’t say anything because I didn’t think you liked me either.”

Luke began to smile too, feelings of relief and happiness flooding between you. He bent down to kiss you again before laying back down with you. 

“So you’ll stay?” He asked softly.

“Of course, Lu.”

[smallestclowninthecircus]

Season 4 notes

Ep 121: mmmm tape recorder turning on without them knowing goes brrr. AAAhjhdsjfhjdf "do you mind if i call you jon" its like "can i call you elias?" is this the dream guy with the tendrils? who wants to bet the boat is captained by peter lukas? big man if it killed yall how are you still here. oh boy the tape is doin that thing. who do we think it is? did he wake up? hmm. ep 122: lol jon. 6 months!?!? bruh quit movin big man. he just Knows things sometimes you know how it is. nah b/c i can relate to feeling like other ppl/ things arent real, thats the biggest mood BUT i think it is kinda pretentious to entertain the idea that youre the only Real person. If you dont see a body dont believe it. i'll hold out hope for a bit. theres not a new archivist is there? surely i wouldve heard about that. oh god peter what changes did you make. ep 123: web development. hope its about spiders. she blames him. bruh why. if they hadnt done anything the world would've ended piss off melanie. why are ppl acting like he chose to be in a coma for 6 months. we know this they just appear. no longer "head archivist of the magnus institute, london" now he's just "the archivist" covered in spiders? cuz ik the spider has to do with controlling what youre doing and all this stuff but i cant think of how this connects to that. ep 124: ugh vertigo. is michael crew an old man? oooh. fairchild. how did he know it was martin? hmm. GRR I LOST MY NOTES AGAIN. FROM EPISODE 125 - part of 131. ep 131: bruh he's so hard to understand big man ur voice is so low. Jared Hotworth. the boneturner. "the ones i helped find their proper bodies" name a better top surgeon? our favorite trans ally? ep 132: woo field trip into the coffin! static lol. he says "chill out im just poppin in for a quick recall mission" is the rib thing actually gonna work? bruh it feels so odd and contrived but he's an odd man with some odd powers so idk. rip that archivist ayyy statement time. voices? recordings? are those tape recorders? was it the tape recorders? did they pull him back? i hope so b/c if the rib thing actually worked im gonna be so disappointed. ep 133: predicting the lonely? tundra. like the lukases. hmm. sanikova! like sanikov land. so its the hunt? i suppose? yeah. so daisy's clearly rejecting the hunt, which makes sense cuz she doesnt seem to like the entities that much. wait so are we just not gonna talk abt all the tapes playing on the ground?? no? ep 134: not an archival assistant anymore? Adelard Decker (or however you spell it) i recognize that name. 15th power. i was right there are 15. the extinction? im trying to remember what ive heard. oooh spooky. no i gotta be real i dont understand this fear but i'll believe you that its a thing. ew lukas is so squealy. lukas can turn invisible? oh boy. oooh martin put the tape recorders there. lol lukas is worried he's gonna be an avatar of the eye. ep 135: yoo its the third Daedalus statement! maxwell rayner (reiner? reigner?) i dont know who that is but ik its somebody. is he the cult leader guy? church of the divine host? 4 people?? what? did they kidnap somebody and keep them up there?? oh dear jon are you dying? did he try to See or Know or whatever? why does everyone call basira detective lol. ep 136: he was the one from the spider movie that ate ppl right? the special effects artist? is it annabelle cane? "its a joke jon" lol. hmm they wanted to record the therapy session with melanie? i wonder who that is. i almost wanna guess annabelle cane but im not sure. ep 137: this is the one! he went to the other place and read the war statement but it wasnt the one she took. not the music again. sounds like the slaughter. who the heck is eric lol. "the watcher's crown" like the crown of eyes we saw in the piccrew ep 138: oh boy Robert Smirk time. is that elias? as unhelpful as usual. if new powers can be "born" can others die out? did jonah magnus wear the watchers crown? maybe they were born from our fear or maybe our fears were born from them. ceaseless watcher does ceaselessly watch so. idk what you want

big man. yeah jonah for sure did something. ep 139: agnes!! lol that one dude threw off all their plans thats so funny. BUT this does tell us something. the tree in the backyard of the hilltop house? not made by her. it going down didnt kill agnes. im guessing gertrude tied agnes to the house using the tree? u good jon? cuz every time you try to Know smth intentionally it seems like it causes you great pain. how come he can do it accidentally with no problem but the second he wants to know smth of plot relevance he gets a headache or whatever ep 140: lol pagan exultation. classic. "oh thats my rib" lmaoo. ppl are always so mad at jon and his Eye powers except when it benefits them. they're like "oh you shouldnt do that its not right" and then all of a sudden they want to know something and its all "oh cmon jon its the only way" ep 142: oh god jon what did you do. its interesting she's giving her statement in the way that they do when jon Asks. did he see her in the Coffin? and so he's following her? ok cmon jon you're supposed to let them come to you. lmao ikr martin. "start to hear the blood" "suure." lmao ep 143: lol that awkward moment when gertrude is already dead. big J if you die im gonna kill you. bruh. ayo helen? i guess it worked? ep 144: lol this reminds me of that one edgar allan poe story where he kills the old dude with the weird eye. spooky music stuff. lol thats my favorite symptom of a heart attack its hilarious. so its smth abt the location probably? bro i feel like you should write down the numbers idk. 162830165049 564846474827. seems like the distortion? like the kinda thing that causes you to go crazy because of the numbers. oh boy is it the extinction again. bro what?? im?? his dad just died and he's like eh. martin dont be mean. he's being all lonely again. big man ur pushing ppl away. oh god its fucking squealy boy. ep 145: that almost sounds like breekon/hope... Arthur? agnes. aah was he from the lightless flame cult. a tree. lol he's just ranting rn. hehehe fuck landlords amirite. yay someone tells jon outright to go to therapy. now do it big man. ep 146: oh great! the distortion! i'm making a spiral themed building in mc right now! jon maybe accept you did a bad? nah this goes back to what i said before. they're fine with him compelling ppl when its convenient for them but otherwise its "no jon you cant, youre a monster jon" the tapes didnt turn on. i spose that means its not important? i agree with daisy, this seems unecessarily dangerous. ep 147: is that a tape? the first tape? well that went better than i expected tbh. BAHAKJASHDJKF she did the "can i call you jon" like nikola says "elias, can i call you elias?" damn annabelle is such a girlboss. oh! the one thing from the picrew. its been a while since ive connected smth to that. lol all the other avatars always talk abt their patron so lovingly and the jon just. absolutely hates the eye. ep 148: lol thats the most elias thing. "i just like the way it sounds" ep 149: did he disappear? bruhh. ur lonely powers are popping off i guess. oops i accidentally deleted my notes for 150 - 152 ep 153: thats the cult right? yeah. it doesnt sound like the church of the divine host? idk. if it is the church of the divine host then they worship the dark right? so is the eleventh the dark star or wtvr? it almost sounds like the corruption b/c of the oil or grease or whatever. oh dear what happened. oh its the hunters. theyre so annyoing. not an "it" he has a name. he's a person. is this a page from the skin book? ep 154: oh shit this is gerry's dad! oh shit he quit! oh dear god. jon don't you do it. haha martin. yeahhhh... is he gonna tell the others? cuz you know theyre gonna get mad if he doesnt. oh also picrew connection! the bandages over the eyes? yeah thats this im guessing. ep 155: oh good he told them. oh my god what did you do. lol i have no mouth and i must scream. nah you get none of my sympathy you're straight up murdering ppl. its like the desolation, destroying lives to sustain your own. ok but taking their statements doesnt

kill them. oh... bye melanie. ep 156: lmao imagine if the tape recorder spoke back. oh boy decker! i swear we got a statement from him already. oh god mirrors scary. They're gonna eat the body arent they. Yup... sounds like the flesh or the slaughter, but I'm not sure. Could be the extinction for sure. Smth at the center! Like Helen mentioned. God Peter you dick. Ep 157: peter's just so :/ another decker statement i see. a statement about the corruption? hmm. maybe its not abt the corruption. the extinction. lol pandemics. topical. John Amherst. helen? lol i can hear admiral purring in the background. oh cmon helen dont be like that. im trying real hard to like you but you make it so difficult. ep 158: did they fucking free the stranger? im gonna lose it. you absolute dumbass. im sorry who is that? jonah magnus? my guy. peter. you absolute dickhead. that's elias. (im p sure i had this spoiled for me that elias is jonah) oh dear this is her death. god peter you prick. i hope this is a pop off martin moment and not a "martin you idiot" moment. i hope the hunters kill the stranger entity. or she kills them. furry daisy pop off! yeah fuck you peter martin can make his own decisions. you know that clip from Twisted where jafar says "ok what the fuck was that" martin D: ok like i know its gonna work but still D: D: ep 159: peter you bitchboy. because if im alone i cant hurt anyone else. imnotgonnacryimnotgonnacryimnotgonnacry do it do it do it do it. pop off jon. ok its a pretty good idea for a ritual i gotta be honest. she didnt even have to blow it up lol. oh dear that was certainly a noise. "he gets you" did he not have jon already? he's back! our boy is back! awwww thats so cute. ep 160: oh right this is the thing in the safe house. i love him. "obviously im going to tell you if i see any good cows" martin my beloved <3 :)) oh boy who is this. fuckin. people. jonah you dick. gahh. you can tell he's trying to resist so hard lol. ohh. hehe keep an *eye* on him. altho if the extinction is a real thing he needs to be marked by that right? lol he sounds so intense im sorry- i want martin to just burst in and be like "look at this cow i saw!" its so dramatic and for why.

[liberolove]

Testing the Waters (pt. 2)

Summary: youve finally graduated high school and now youre moving on to college. youve decided to go to sendai university. its summer and youve become curious about checking out the dating pool in miyagi, so you download a dating app. you figure you might as well have fun before delving too deep into your studies

Part: [part two] out of ???

Pairings: nishinoya x reader / kuroo x reader / oikawa x reader / kiyoko x reader

A/N: theres tons of ships here, just me living out my hoe phase lmao please dont judge me. let me know what yall think

Genre: fluff, smut, crack

Warnings: flirting, college shinanigans

It’s been three days since the last time you saw Yuu. Gosh, even saying his name to yourself gave you goosebumps. You two have been texting non stop and honestly, it felt so refreshing. You were a pretty bad texter but he knew how to keep the conversation going. 

One of his favorite things to do was play 21 questions with you. He wasn’t like those fuckboys who would use this opportunity to ask you if you were a virgin or what your favorite position was. Yuu was different. He came up with the craziest scenarios and judged you on the way you answered. One time he asked you how you would escape a 300 lb lion that just broke out of the zoo you were visiting. You honestly had no idea how to respond but eventually you replied, 

“I’d make sure to run with a crowd and ‘accidentally’ trip a slow runner so that the lion could get distracted and probably (most likely) attack them. This would buy me some time to get the hell out there.”

This response caught Noya off guard but he loved the way you thought. You continued to come up with barbaric schemes to survive all the scenarios he would throw at you. He kept you guessing and that was what you liked so much about him. He was wild and so were you.

You were getting a little impatient over your next date so you took a deep breath and eventually asked him.

Y/N: Heeey, Yuu. I was wondering when you’d like to go out again. I’d really like to go out with you again.

Nishinoya Yuu: hey cutie! I’ve been wanting to see you again but I haven’t had any days off from work lately.. (; ･`д･´) IM DYING!! I just wanna see yoouuuuu

Y: Aw man.. :( That sucks. When do you think you’ll get your next day off?

N: idk tbh but hopefully it’s soon!!

Y: no worries, just let me know.

N: will do!!

Well, that was that. Now you wondered what you should do to pass the time. You were bored again and needed something to do. “Oh wait. I should check the app. I haven’t checked since I messaged Yuu on there. Maybe I have more matches.”

You opened up the app and you had 10 notifications. You had gotten some likes on the selfie you posted and several people viewed your profile. You checked who looked at your profile, and it was mostly ugly, older, men. “Gross,” you thought to yourself. Besides this, you noticed some new messages. 

You opened up the first message. 

“Hey sexy! Wanna come see me play? Click my link https://…..”

“Damn bots. So annoying.” You deleted the message. Next message:

“DTF?”

“I mean like yeah, but you could’ve been less forward in your message. What a turn off..” You had one last notification left. Maybe it wouldn’t be a let down.

“Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.”

To be honest, this pick up line did make you giggle a little. You checked out the profile of the mysterious stranger who sent it and you were surprised that it was a bulked up biker. And damn, was he hot as hell. 

His hair stood up in an organized, weird bed head kind of way. It made him look like a rooster. Rather than smile in his photos, he smirked. And his eyes looked like he could undress you solely with his gaze. He looked like your typical bad boy, but that didn’t make sense. Why would he use a chemistry pick up line?

This made you become even more interested, so you replied back with another cheesy pick up line.

Y/N: I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

Kuroo Tetsuro: Hey, kitten. I thought you’d never reply. You had me waiting.

Y: umm??? calling me kitten already?

K: What’s wrong? Are you flustered already? We haven’t even met up yet.

Y: woah there cowboy! hold your horses

K: I’m not a cowboy, but I’ll gladly have you ride me instead.

Y: skskskks i cant even-

K: Sorry. Too much?

Y: YES TOO MUCH

K: Alright. Let me start over. Ahh, a fellow chemist, I presume?

Y: yeaaah, kind of. I have a love/hate relationship with chemistry.

K: Is that so? Maybe I can help with that.

Y: oh really? how so?

K: I am a chemistry major after all. I go to Sendai. Do you go to school?

Y: uhhh i’m going to start there in the fall. I still haven’t decided what to major in, just yet.

K: Maybe you’ll end up being a chemistry major like me and I can give you private one on one lessons? 

Y: I highly doubt that, but nice try. 

K: Have you gotten a tour of the campus yet? Or are you waiting for freshman orientation?

Y: nah, I haven’t seen all of it yet. 

K: Would you like to?

Y: um sure! When are you free for my private tour? (:

K: How about tomorrow in the morning? Maybe around 9am? I can pick you up too if you’d like.

Y: Sounds good and no thanks. I’m not riding on that motorcycle! Looks scary :(

K: Don’t worry, kitten. I’ll drive safely and make sure nothing happens to you.

Y: there you go again.

K: Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. No, but really. I don’t mind picking you up. Have you ever been on a motorcycle before?

Y: nope

K: Then, let’s change that. Send me your address tomorrow morning. And get some rest.

Y: alrighty it’s a plan then!

K: No. It’s a date.

Y: sksksk omg

After that conversation, all you could think about was how the hell did you get into this mess? Motorcycles are dangerous, yet this rooster convinced you so easily to take a ride with him.. 

It was an understatement to say that you were nervous for tomorrow.

You set an alarm for 7 am the next day and went to bed.

Your alarm woke you up and you immediately remembered why you were awake so early. You rushed into the shower and once you were out, you spent 30 minutes deciding on what to wear. You opted for some black, ripped skinny jeans and a white v-neck t-shirt. 

At 8am on the dot, your phone’s notification bell went off. It was Kuroo.

“What’s your address, baby?”

You sent him the details and continued getting ready. You put on some light makeup and brushed your hair. You checked the time, and it was already 8:55 am. Then, your phone went off again.

“I’m outside.”

Your heart almost beat out of your chest. You grabbed your purse and put on some chapstick. You know, just in case..

You locked up your apartment and walked down the stairs. You were greeted by the biggest shit eating grin on the sexiest man you’d ever seen. You never went for the bad boys but college is a time for experimenting. 

“Hey, Y/N. You ready to ride? I brought an extra helmet for you.”

“Hi, Kuroo. And yeah, I guess,” your voice shook as you replied. You were really nervous but you tried to hide it.

“Don’t worry, baby. There’s nothing to be afraid of. I’ll keep you safe.”

His words made you melt and you had just met him. The way he cooed at you and looked your way made you blush. You felt your cheeks get hotter by the second.

“Alright. Hop on and hold on to my waist. Hold on tight or else you’re gonna fly away when I take off. Okay?”

“..okay..” you managed to mutter. You were shaking but you put on the helmet he gave you and lifted up your leg to sit on the metal machine. You slowly hugged Kuroo from behind and held on as tight as you could. Your head was smashed right up against his large, broad back.

“Ready?” he asked.

“..yeah,” you squeaked.

Before you finished saying this, he had taken off like the devil was chasing him. If this was his meaning of safe driving, you didn’t want to find out his meaning of reckless driving.

The ride to Sendai University only took about 5 minutes, when realistically it would take 20 minutes by bus. You arrived and Kuroo teased, “are you going to let go, kitty?”

You hadn’t realized you were still gripping onto him for dear life. You released him from your hold and your hands still tingled from the amount of force you applied to his shirt. “Sorry!”

“No worries. Hey, look! I brought you here alive. Aren’t you glad?” he cackled. 

His laugh sounded like a dying hyena but it did sound a little cute at the same time. “Yeah. Thank goodness. Your driving is insane, dude.”

He showed you all over campus, from the administrative buildings to the gymnasium, to the fields. Sendai was a pretty big campus, and it made you glad that you had a personal guide to show you all the different buildings. 

After your little tour was over, he asked, “wanna grab a bite to eat? I’ll be a gentleman and pay for you too.”

Of course, you couldn’t say no to food. Much less, FREE FOOD! You nodded and got ready to ride the devil’s machinery again.

He took you to a nearby sushi bar. “Order whatever you’d like, princess. Today, I want to spoil you rotten.”

You melted at his words and also at the variety of rolls on the menu. You didn’t ask him if he really meant that you could order anything. You just kind of went for it. You ordered everything from shrimp tempura, to octopus, to eel. Sushi was your favorite and being told that you could order everything was a dream come true.

“Damn, girl! I had no idea you had such a huge appetite!  I didn’t know you’d take me seriously on my offer. You’re gonna run my pockets dry.”

You blushed and looked away. “Sorry, Kuroo. I really couldn’t help myself. I love sushi so much.”

“I’m just teasing you, baby. You deserve to be treated like this everyday.”

You had no idea how to respond so you just kept stuffing your face with sushi.

After you finally had your fill, it was time to go home. It was getting late. Kuroo took you home and you were definitely more relaxed this time on the bike. 

“I hope you had a great time today, kitty. And I hope I met your standards.”

“Yes, I did! Thank you so much, Kuroo! This was honestly so much fun. Thanks for everything.”

“Of course. Nothing but the best for you. I just need one little favor from you, baby.”

“Oh? What is it?”

“Can I get a kiss from your soft lips? I know you want to. I saw the way you kept staring at me, today.”

“Oh.. uhh.. Y-yea-yeah. Sure, of course.. Yeah,” you stammered. 

You looked at him with soft, shy eyes and before you knew it, he leaned in quickly and kissed you on the lips. Your eyes were wide open in surprise but as he deepened the kiss, your eyes slowly shut.

The kiss felt like electricity coursing through your body. You didn’t know what it was, but this man definitely already had you wrapped around his long, slender finger. 

As soon as you realized his hold on you, he backed off, and left you wanting more. He was such a tease.

“I can’t just let you have everything today, kitten. I need you wanting more.”

You didn’t know what to respond so you looked down at the ground shyly. 

“I’ll message you later, y/n. Don’t make me wait too long, again.”

You waved and muttered, “Thank you, Kuroo.”

He revved up his bike and was gone in seconds.

You remained in a daze as you walked back up to your apartment. Once you got inside, you plopped down on your couch and released a long sigh. “Who knew that college was going to be so exciting..”

[link to kuroo pic i found]

[uwumessenger]

GWORL YOU ALREADY KNOW WE ALL NEED THE REST OF THE BROTHERS AND THE BOBA DATE o.O you are the CEO of boba date headcanons we need it from you

NFNDKDJDJSJ I KNOW I ALREADY GOT A HANDFUL OF THEM BUT DONT WORRY HERE IT IS ╰(°ㅂ°)╯ SCR EEEEEECH I LOVE BOBA DATES

levi and asmo are here

again, no boba in devildom so u initiate the date B)

Lucifer

hesitant bc hes so busy and pretends to make room in his schedule for it LMAO

the type to look at the menu on yelp in the photo section first fjdjjdjd so he doesnt take long in front of everyone

yes he practices his order long before the day comes

u take him to a hidden gem typa place and it's the type of boba cafe w weird hours like 12PM-5:30PM so u guys just stay from opening to like 4PM

the employees r kinda weirded out bc he gets whatever the most bitter thing on the menu is and when they ask for sweetness he says zERO??? anyway

doesnt care abt what they think 💅🏻

the date itself is fairly cute, lots of catching up and more getting to know each other bc ur never really the person u were a year ago

he allows you to take two (2) selfies with him but ur not allowed to post it ANYWHERE or send it to ANYONE

but as the date wraps up, he tries sending it to himself thru ur DDD and when he types his name he f!cking clicks on the first result (lucifer, mammon, and 5 others) and ends up sending it to tHE GROUP CHAT NDJSKEJEKEK

hes like i meant to do that i changed my mind i want them all to see it but im going to delete it now, as it was just a tease

but on the inside he is DYING bc u already know levi screenshots EVERYTHING

the goodbye is calm but once he gets home..,,,,,oH BOY

Mammon

he acts uninterested but we all know hes buzzing with excitement like levi in the slippers event

you take him to a hole in the wall boba cafe around the early evening (7PM)

it's a simple and tiny place so there's no way for him to steal anything RIGHT

has his eyes on the lucky cat AND the tip jar but all u have to do is hold his hand and he freezes just like his credit card!

he gets the same drink as you

you guys sit on a table outside and spend time catching up and it feels like a movie scene AWE

he tries to be slick with taking candid pics of you

when u call him out on it he offers to take a photo with you as if you were the one asking for it lol

aaaaannnnndddd now it's his lockscreen, wallpaper, contact photo for you, framed photo on his wall, posted with a magnet on the fridge, photo on his new credit card....etc.......

brags to the others and never fails to bring it up when he sees one of them drinking something

only way to get him to stop talking about the boba date is for him to go on another date with you...and then it's nonstop talking about that one too

Satan

it took a while to find one but u bring him to a boba shop inside of a book store

it opens early and u guys are the first customers, then wind up spending pretty much the entire day there

he had the idea for you guys to order for each other seperately and gift each other a surprise book as well

so while you ordered he went looking for the book and vice versa

it was a cute and creative way to see how u guys percieve one another #wowhessosmartandhot

you guys talk about any books you've read while you were seperated

and he ofc asks you about human stuff

you guys leave like 30 minutes before the cafe and store closes but are nice enough to pick up any stray trash before leaving B)

when he gets back to devildom he realizes that you guys never took a photo together but he has a photo of you with the drink and book he chose for you which is good enough

purposefully talks about it excessively only when lucifer is in the room. he knows what hes doing LOLOLOLOL

Beel

he shows his excitement the most WEW

you dont actually bring him to the cafe haha but you pretty much buy one of every dessert they sell in addition to the cafe's house specialty drink (you get like three? two jumbo sizes for him and one for you haha)

they r a nice boba shop so they give u a 25% discount for buying so much

u guys have a picnic under a tree at a really nice park around lunch time

hes mostly asking you questions and listening to you talk as he stuffs his face

but he'll feed you whichever dessert he thinks you'd like bc he knows ur taste palette omg how cute

the type to simply swallow the boba without chewing

drinks his first cup at a pretty reasonable pace but chugs the second one

after that it's mostly you asking questions and him answering so u can finish ur drink

you guys have a silly photoshoot afterward and try to mimic what asmo would do HAHA

when it's time for him to leave he gives u the most comforting hug youve had in ages. it brings tears to both of ur eyes

his silence kills his brothers. the way they dont know what happened....is painful...for them,,,,he too knows what hes doing 😌

Belphie

ofc hes willing to go and visit u but u wanna make him as comfy as possible so u just buy the drinks then wait for him to pull up skrrt to your place

you spend the afternoon with him and it's really relaxing

ah yes, binge watching some good human movies together while drinking boba and cuddling

he knows youre sneaking photos of him and he just lets u do so

bc when u start to doze off he sneaks photos of u back

yall end up sleeping through the movies and u dont have anything to do the next day so sleeping in was the move

before he leaves he asks to go to the boba cafe and buy some stuff for beel

after sneaking the snacks and drinks to beel he immediately brags and unlike the others he makes it sound like it wasnt a big deal and that yall have boba dates often which eNRAGES THEM

and "accidentally" sends the photos he took of u into the group chat (with you) when he feels like starting shit for the hell of it B)

[uglybrother]

this is for ivy, @purdymow44 everyone else, keep walkin!!

i’m not saying i ship cockles, i’m saying i think it’s real. i have no opinion on their relationship subjectively. this is objective fact-gathering LMAO. so here are the most convincing pieces of Evidence~~ (bolding the most damning)

So Misha Is Clearly Queer. Jackles is Queer Too.

so this panel moment. Jackles literally falls over laughing at the idea that Misha could be straight. They make eye contact and smile -_- 

leg pop. hhhhhh

so he’s willing to do gay p*rn. -__- 

jarpad accidentally outing jensen

UPDATE 2/15: the EXTREME vague language, including lack of pronouns, when talking about "the one"

They Look Married ???

Eyes Like the Sky beer ughhhh

matching rings that misha wears on the same finger as his wedding ring.

misha's own mother knows about and participates in fueling the cockles fire

it's a family friendly story, jensen assures jarpad

celebrating their ten year anniversary

And They Make So Many Sex Jokes It’s Annoying

hiii Goodbye Stranger gag reel :-))

enough with the blow job motion we get it (the link on ‘enough,’ the bottom right gif, right after that is when Misha says ‘I think I have PTSD’)

he can’t think of anything appropriate to say huh. 

butt sex joke :/ i’m so sorry ivy. 

i hate jackles so much.

jackles showing his underwear to misha on stage -____- i can't find the right post now, that set missed this moment, but apparently what he said to misha that wasn't audible was "i'm beary horny" (based on amateur lip-reading so take with a spoonful of salt)

there is just so much going on here i don't know what to explain. first there's the "i enjoy showing my crotch to you." then there's "let's see how deep it goes." and then he spreads his legs like that and when misha tells him to stop he does it AGAIN and says "pick a leg." HUH?? what is going on

freud would look at this and say "see??"

"he would ride me all day"

jensen is very "submissive" which is a comment misha has said a FEW times

jared is always making jokes about them being together and shit, but jensen almost always just ignores it. but here's an instance where he actually escalates the joke

Awkward Teenage Dating Stage

yknow how people love to embarrass their crushes. context: he tweeted this picture at 1:11 AM saying "jensen jus let me take this picture of him shirtless" and then immediately deleted the picture. but the tweet with the (broken) link is still up. :?

yknow how people act super enthusiastic around their crushes or teases them a bit too hard, when everyone else around them acts normal abt it? exhibits A and B and C

yknow how you try to impress your crush by taking on aspects of their personality so they like u more? so that u are more like them? exhibits A and B

blushing and giggling n shit 🙄

they recreated the scene from Hitch, and Jensen was blushing n smiling n shit 🙄 this was after he was in a shitty mood and they had to bring misha on stage to cheer him up. (they did NOT have to go that far/hard w/ the fake kiss tho)

getting jealous when your crush gives attention to someone else

when u want to show affection to ur crush but don't want it to be too obvious so u show affection to EVERYONE !

"what's a boy to do?"

literally wots all this. spoiler alert??? "you look really nervous" ??

now i could excuse one weird almost-kiss thing, but TWO??

How Much of Destiel is Just Cockles Bleeding Through??

they are proud of their chemistry -__-

hiii Goodbye Stranger gag reel :)

I’m Just Tender and Yearning

kissing :( 

laughing together :( 

banter and playful fighting :(

get someone who looks at you like—

teddy bear and puppy :(

touching :( plus jensens little smile in bottom right :(

Does This Tinhat Make Me Look Sexy?

misha is ALMA! plus u can look at the photos i posted on IG to see more examples lolll

Miscellaneous??

Misha obviously knows about all the theorizing. his mom actually sent him that link lmao. it just makes one wonder.

not only is jensen down to make a "european" (gay porn) film, he also wants to do a western romcom with misha specifically