#/lisa+bird

[random-racehorses]

Random Real Thoroughbred: LISA BIRD

LISA BIRD is a chesnut mare born in Puerto Rico in 1974. By BELL BIRD out of WELL CONNECTED. Link to their pedigreequery page: https://www.pedigreequery.com/lisa+bird

[plushieanimals]

Lisa Frank ~ fantastic world beanie plush 🌈

[sodapopprincess]

the thing about tumblr is all of us are at least a little weird and i think that’s beautiful

[deerpywhooves]

Posters !!

[wolfienation]

im shocked that i havent seen shipping of these 2 because the potential😭

edit: ive been strong armed by @softantlers the ship name is vapefork

[zerocalorievanillaicecream]

[buffonias]

Just doesn't seem right, you know, me going to work, leaving her on her own again.

[damnamour]

CORONATION STREET ― 9th October 2024

[dopescissorscashwagon]

‘𝔽𝕝𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕪 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕤’ 🪶 💙

Mountain Bluebird, male

Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦 🍁

📸 by Lisa M Jones Photography

Lisa typically avoid sharing images of birds on wires, but she had decided to make an exception in this case. This photo is special, as it marks her first Mountain Bluebird sighting of the season, showcasing a stunning, fluffy, and vibrantly blue boy! 🙌 Isn’t he handsome? ...

[irreplaceablyawesome]

every day i wake up and say “they’re so me” about characters so vastly different they share maybe two personality traits

[desire-mona]

been thinking about how similar vic's s2 hair looks to how their hair looks at the end of the s1 finale (obviously styled neater).

not a huge change, obviously, because vic has a pretty different idea of a huge change than most. at least outwardly. but it got me thinking more about how vic's seemingly miniscule appearance changes are indicative of (gestures vaguely in their direction).

with s1 vic we get someone who's at least able to add a bit of vibrancy and personality via a.. muted pink shirt... which obviously isnt very vibrant but again this is vic. as for the hairstyle, it seems a bit... cutesier than s2? if you get what i mean? like i get a much younger vibe from s1 vic as opposed to s2 vic.

s1 finale vic is obviously pretty fucked up from The Augburt, but as we can tell from all of s2, it hasnt caused any fundamental personality changes in the right direction. she dug her foot into the dirt, stayed grounded in their ways, but the effect augburt had on them didnt go away. they also kept a more similarish hairstyle to the one they woke up with after seeing augbert. which probably means nothing

we got some insight into the s2 costume change in the last looks ep for zeke

s2 vic has bouncier hair and a bigger broach! what fun additions! but also their shirt is a shade of nude and her suit is also the same shade of nude as before. so her whole appearance is essentially becoming dedicated to being the host of this show! and thus becoming more monotone in the process and not acknowledging who they are outside of work! awesome!

its like candice said:

it feels like theyre trying to fade into the background. of the set. of the set for the show that they host. theyre trying to fade into the background. of the set. for the show they host.

speaking of the set, can you guess what HAS gotten slightly more vibrant? can you guess? can you guess? its the fucking set of course its the set

again, not by much, but same deal as before. bluer rug, gold plated leaves, more unique furniture, fish......? and a lot of swans. emblematic of their transformation, one might say.

i dont have a way to end this section so im just gonna leave with this

so what's next?

we're nearing the end of s2 with s3 hopefully on the way, and a potential outfit change to go with it. as of when this post was written, we have an imminent divorce and a potential loss of some funding for the show (see: this post). there are a couple directions that both her outfit and her character could head in depending on how those conflicts present themselves.

direction 1: leaning into their ways as they suggested in candice's episode; treating the crew even worse, burying themselves further into work, identifying even further with the host persona and losing themself in the process. not entirely sure how this will translate costume wise, but it will obviously be blander or "more serious". i dont think this loss of the self will be/ is accidental at all, and it seems like this process of making vic = vip is in fact very intentional. i dont have the words to explain vic repression but you can read the beloved @bantersnatch kinda touch on it here in their post about vianca.

option 2: BRAND NEW identity crisis of [insert severity] resulting in an attempted self rebrand via outfit change of [insert severity]. idk how confident i am in this direction since a big change in appearance isnt very talk-show-host-like, but then again neither is a divorce induced identity crisis stacked on top of the preexisting ones.

secret third thing: idk. tell me

[writerandbaka]

Some doodles inspired by chapters 4 and 5 of the Ao3 fanfic "The Last Constellation of the Knight" written by @leeryder

Fanfics that talk about curses or transformations are the bread and jam that really make my days, in particular in these days this one is intriguing me a lot, so while I can't wait to be able to read more I let myself be a bit carried away with a couple of small fanarts eheh (˃ᴗ˂)❤

I hope you like them and if you are curious, give this reading a chance, I've put the Ao3 link on the title at the beginning of this post (* ^ ω ^)

[comfortablynumb]

Genuinely believe that Daniel Molloy is secretly three problematic teen girls stacked on top of each other in a trench-coat.

[phoenixyfriend]

Movies I've been meaning to see for ages and now, on the plane, I finally have:

Lisa Frankenstein

Birds of Prey

Scott Pilgrim

Disenchanted

V for Vendetta

Blade

I have opinions on all of them. (Yes this was all the same flight. Thirteen hours.)

(I've slept a total of maybe 4 hours in the past uhhhh 46? Gonna pass out as soon as I can lol.)

Lisa Frankenstein is a high-budget Wattpad fic and I mean that in the best way possible. The main characters are generally ludicrous overall and it actually works! The "slutty cheerleader" stepsister is actually the sweetest character in the movie and I adore her. Also, Cole Sprouse is clearly having SO much fun.

Birds of Prey: I was spoiled for a LOT of this movie. I didn't realize how late in the game they came together, though, and while people had talked about Ewan really selling Sionis as this blatantly queer villain trope, I still was not spoiled for That Much. Like. It didn't come across as a homophobic stereotype (to me) but I'm BAFFLED as to how.

Most likely, it's because we see three former relationships or signs of attraction, and all three are at BEST messy (f/f, Montoya and Ellen Yee), but generally just really bad, in the abusive f/m (Joker/Harley) or toxic m/m (see everything about Sionis, but also idk what he and Zsasz were up to).

Scott Pilgrim: The diegesis! I expected this to be something in the vein of Walter Mitty, where the superhero segments are all just extended daydreams that are 100% not actually happening. I thought the space-time weirdness was just the new show. But no! People have comic book and video game logic! And they're aware of it! People literally die and leave behind coins! Insane!

Also, wow, you(?) all really weren't joking when you said that 22yo Scott dating a 17yo is more Pathetic and Doormat than predatory creep.

Also I did not expect the mind control.

And I knew there'd be some big names but I was still blindsided by Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick in the opening credits.

Disenchanted: love the plot concept! I adore some enforced tropes and family bonding! However, some of the "heavy" lines fell flat due to the writing, and the songs overall just felt worse, both in execution (Amy and Idina both sound strained when reaching for their upper registers) and just in general writing quality.

V for Vendetta: Really cool overall, great plot and messaging, but I occasionally had trouble keeping track of the Various White Men. V's accent seemed to slip to American a few times? I kept trying to figure out what year it supposedly was, and also which characters I saw being claimed as "V before he transitioned" on Tumblr.

Blade: I love the way Wesley Snipes talks in this. IDK why.

Pleasantly surprised that there was like... way less sexism than I'd expect from a 90s action flick. However, I was blindsided by the vaguely incestuous energy that was brought in every time Blade talks to his vampire mom.

[idontneedspaceineedyou]

Lisa rlly got carla in an actual chokehold because no one not even Peter has had her literally head in hands going insane pacing all night pining so pathetically like thiss

[harbingersglory]

I'm not sure if multiple requests are allowed (if not please feel free to ignore), but can I also request Lisa kink hcs?

{☆} characters lisa minci {☆} notes drabble, hc's, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings 18+ content, drugging (consensual)

{☆} pet play

lisa adores breaking in brats just as much as she loves obedient pups– either works for her, really, but seeing you on your knees with a collar and a leash around your throat..oh it gets her going. she won't even let you talk unless you need to stop– dogs don't speak, after all. if you've been really bad she has no problem muzzling you, too. hearing your panting and whining muffled by the leather as she constantly edges you, pushing you to the edge just to pull you back..it's her favorite part. if you've been bad, anyway. if you were a good pup, she might just overstimulate you instead, see how many times you can cum before those pretty eyes of yours roll back.

{☆} bondage

bit of an expected answer but she definitely enjoys every aspect of it. she certainly doesn't mind coming home to you already restrained, but theres something especially intimate about doing it herself. it let's her tease you, too, making sure the restraints aren't too tight by making you instinctively tug on them when she suddenly touches you or moans in your ear..shes not opposed to being restrained, either, don't get her wrong. leather, ropes, silks..she's got something for every occasion. just be careful to choose something she can't squirm her way out of, because she's surprisingly flexible, and she might just turn the tables on you mid session.

{☆} aphrodisiacs

i mean. this is pretty self explanatory. her passive literally helps with potion making, she's absolutely made something of this variety before. whoever takes it depends on the mood– sometimes it's just one of you, sometimes it's both. she just loves seeing you so needy and warm, barely able to keep your hands to yourself. when it's just her taking it, it's more of a means of..relaxation. no stress, no worries, just being taken care of by you for a bit where she can turn her brain off and enjoy it. but her favorite is when you both take it– let's you both just..let loose and fuck like rabbits for a bit, get out a bit of pent up energy. especially if you haven't seen each other for a while. if you thought she was insatiable on a good day, it's so much worse now.