#/p unless you want it to be more 🥺 joke

[noxtivagus]

i shld really fix that spam account n use it more often bcs oh my god i really often ramble just like this

[creelteeth]

( dear casey, i was going to send a single fucking sentence but it got waaaay outta hand. enjoy. )

can you imagine lovesick! stevie full on acting like his best friend’s boyfriend; def believes they’re soulmates. she’s in love with him too, but being in her early twenties and never having had any romantic validation has made it so her mind doesn’t even entertain the possibility of him feeling the same, so she settles for making her best friend happy 🥺🥺 because her stevie deserves to be happy 🥺🥺

she always praises him, gives him her favorite ring that he wears it on his left ring finger, makes him a pretty pressed flower necklace with his birth flower on it, she gives him pretty rocks!!! and anything else she finds that remind her of her stevie!!!, she’s very shy and subby subby only with steve though so she blushes every time he so much as looks at her :( defends him if anyone makes fun of him or insults him, remembers every little thing he tells her, loves hugging him and kissing his cheeks, is always clinging to him— she’s so fucking cute with him it’s sickening, really :(

and steve? steve calls her “his girl” and “angel”, he writes poems about her, he holds her hand, has her sit on his lap always!!!, he showers her in gifts and takes her on “friend” dates that he secretly considers real dates, pet names all the time!!!, kisses her cheeks and forehead and jaw and hands and arms and head and nose, he’s a cuddle bug with her, 100% touch starved when it comes to his sweet girl, loves taking polaroids with her, has one he took of her wearing his yellow sweater and sleeping with her head on his lap on his wallet and lots all over his room, even one in his car. he makes her mixtapes!!!!!!!!!! sleepovers often and they always wake up cuddling each other :( he spoils her rotten :( she’s his whole world :( he doesn’t give a fuck if everyone can tell how head over heels he is :( since he met her he hasn’t so much as looked at anyone else unless it’s platonic with a capital p :(

steve doesn’t try to hide his feelings :( at all :( he knows she’s self-conscious and doesn’t believe he could like love her, so he flirts and teases and is soft and affectionate because he wants to worship her and show her how good he can be for her :( and that she deserves all the love in the world :( deserves to be worshipped 😫😫😫 he loves her so much but won’t make the first move because his sweet baby is entirely inexperienced so her wants her to be so sure of her feelings that she makes the first move

he makes this known to her tho !!! slowly he confesses more and more of his feelings for her :( doesn’t want to scare her away, but also wants her to know he’s hers :( she laughs off his flirting often tho always always always blushes and gets flustered but one day when she jokingly says something along the lines of “you can’t live without me” and steve goes all soft and earnest and smiles at her and says “true. i can’t. would never want to.” and it leads to steve telling her he thinks she’s his soulmate and she almost cries :(((((

fast forward a few weeks later— they’re still the best of friends, obsessed with each other really, glued to the other and so so so affectionate but oh so codependent they don’t mind tho and maybe someone pokes fun at steve’s angel for never having had a boyfriend and she doesn’t care to be honest! truly, she doesn’t! …or at least she didn’t use to…?

…being in a relationship was never something she considered pursuing because she has very high standards, shes neurodivergent so she doesn’t think anyone would want to deal with that, she’s demisexual/demiromantic aka only develops sexual or romantic feelings if a previous emotional connection is made steve!!!!!! and only ever had very fleeting, passing crushes that didn’t mean much so she never cared that out of everyone she knew she was the only one that hasn’t been kissed, but now? now that she’s so overwhelmingly in love with her best friend? now the jokes and teasing got to her :( because she wants him to be her boyfriend so badly :( so when she gets made fun of steve can tell it hurt so he steps up and defends her, maybe the person throws a “so you’d date her?” expecting steve to back out and steve goes “i should be so lucky” or something and grabs his girl’s hand and walks away with her :((((

so then steve notices while they walk through a park to calm down that his baby is crying she’s a crybaby and hates confrontation so he goes full caretaker mode and cuddles her close and starts reassuring her and full on confesses to her that he meant it and he’d be honored to be her boyfriend and anyone with a brain would be too :( and she gets overwhelmed and doesn’t know what to do and she wants him so badly but she’s so afraid of these new feelings and steve knows! of course her stevie knows! so he kisses her cheeks and tells her he just needed her to know and he’d always be her best friend no matter what so they move on from that convo so she can fully calm down :(

okay, so a couple weeks go by and steve has been very obviously giving her hints that he has feelings for her more so than usual; he wants to show her how much and how well he can love her if she’d just give him a chance, and that he’s willing to wait for her 🤯🤯🤯 and she slowly warms up to it, to the idea of really having him, of being his, and one day steve is being his usual funny, playful, flirty, loving dork that he is and he does or says something overly sweet to her but that he clearly means and she… just… kisses him :(

and steve is stunned because he truly didn’t expect it and he was so intent on showering her with love that he didn’t make a big deal out of waiting and he had been forcing himself to not think too much about when or where or how they’d go from friends to lovers if they even would at all but her lips as so soft and she’s so shy and oh my god it’s happening and he’s melting into her but she’s still unsure of herself so she pulls back way too quickly for his liking and apologizes and says she was planning on asking for his consent first before kissing him but she is so gone for him that it just happened and hhhhhhhhhh 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 and steve decides that pressing his lips to hers is his favorite way to shut her up 😵‍💫🤯🤤😫😭

and as soon as he pulls back she asks “do you wanna be my boyfriend” in the sweetest, softest, most endearing voice he’s ever heard and he goes “so fucking badly” so his baby asks “then will you please?” and he says yes before kissing her again 😭😭😭

HARMONIA !! this was a gift. A GIFT. i am so soft for this man and the way you write him.

[jasmine24715]

BNHA Actor AU

I’ve seen the bnha actor AU...I’m so late to the party...but I needed to come back cuz I got invested again.

So here it is, bnha actor au / reader insert headcanons

✧ You play a character in the LOV who is in a little “love triangle’ between Dabi and Shigiraki (Ironically enough it plays into your real life on set everyday lol)

✧ Endeavor played Thanos in the Avengers and you were Gamora so of course any chance you get on set with him you both reenact scenes-

"did you do it"?

"...yes..."

"what did it cost..."

"... honestly not much-" "DADDY NO!"

✧ now that you both play on Boku no Hero (but unrelated characters) you guys barely see each other

✧ but when you do he always makes sure to give you a hug and a pat on the head because he sees you as an actual daughter 🥺

✧ Everyone on set loves you and you always wonder why because you barely do anything but stay in your trailer all-day 

✧ Toga always tries to drag you out of your trailer to hang out and go eat with everyone tho so :P

✧ you and the LOV cast did an interview altogether and it was purely chaotic because everyone is a menace both on and off screen. 

✧One time you were paired to do an interview with both Dabi and Shigaraki and safe to say, there are now memes and compilations of you three being THE WORST to interview. Either one of you answers the questions normally and the other two are making jokes OR all three are answering questions in the most chaotic way possible.

✧Dabi sometimes asks you to stay and talk in his trailer as he’s getting HOURS of makeup on and you oblige cuz you feel bad lol. So you both have a bunch of Instagram photos/videos of you two “behind the scenes”. You barely post tho so everyone’s still waiting for the U.S.J. Arc photo dump.

✧Since finding out you and Dabi hang out when he’s getting his prosthetics and makeup done, Shigiraki decided it was his place to drag you out of your trailer and force you to sit through his makeup hours. His still a little weirdo in real life but he’s not AS weird and just jealous lol

✧You and Dabi jokingly ship your castmate's characters together and make fun of them for it, but when both Todoroki and Inasa became a couple in real life, it shook you both. #inatodo trended on Twitter for days.

✧ while you’re usually in your trailer the one time you decide to go out and watch your fellow castmates work, you walked in when they were filming young Shigiraki murking his whole fam.  

✧safe to say you never go out of your trailer to watch anyone doing their scenes (unless it involves you) ever again. (you cried...hard) ps. the actor who plays young Shigaraki also has a baby crush on you and it is adorable when he tries to follow you to your trailer. A real-life gremlin just like his character. 

✧after a while since everyone knows you just stay in your trailer they decided if you’re not going to come to them, then they’re going to come to you. :D

✧ and yes that includes the 1-A actors, all of the LOV cast, and sometimes even the pro-heroes. Your trailer just now unanimously became the hang-out spot and while you act annoyed, you secretly love the company. 

✧the pro-heroes who are basically just veteran actors (except for Present Mic, who’s only been acting for a year) like to ask how you’re doing and settling into the industry/business since it can be a rough/demanding one. 

✧They really care and want to share their wisdom with everyone because they’re just the best.  

✧It’s ALWAYS hilarious when someone messes up their lines because the whole cast will literally DRAG them for it, so now everyone's afraid to fuck up.

“Master...”

“So, you fail once more Todo-...Tog...Tomura? God, there’s too many of you.” 

“CUT”

 “Master how could you have betrayed me like this...”

“Damn even All For One can’t remember your irrelevant ass”

“HE’S THE ONE THAT MESSED UP!?? NOT ME?!”

✧you and Twice like to play small pranks on your respective castmates and come back together to give each other ideas.

✧sometimes Dabi ends up finding out about the prank early and joins you to prank the rest of the gang.

✧red carpets....a WHOLE DIFFERENT can of works to open that i don't have time to get into. Let's just say as chaotic as you all are behind the scenes on set/interviews is 10x worse at red carpet events. like why can’t y’all chill?!?!

Anyway, that’s all I have for this, sorry if it sucked but it’s been a while lol. Watch BNHA and drink your water, k bye.

[fallinforgyu]

bun can you do the nsfw alphabet for jay please?🥺 this man has been living in my head rent free all day

yaaaaaay nsfw alphabet for jay!! <3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

oh god. where do i start... jay is the KING of aftercare. he would literally make you feel like royalty and that's no exaggeration. i'm talkin' kissin', cuddlin' rose petals in the bathtub girl let's jump in it's bubblin (imma leave the door ooooooopen 🎶)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

i don't think jay would choose a fav body part on himself 🧍‍♀️or on his parters tbh. he doesn't think that much about it on himself, and he loves his partners as a whole

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he'd love to cum on your face 🤕 if you were sucking him off and he was getting close, he'd gently pull you off his cock and jerk himself until he cums on your face </3

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

there might be vintage playboys under his bed

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i don't think jay is the most experienced, but he knows what he's doing. i know a lot of people think he's a virgin, but i think he's had a few partners and probably does thorough research before trying anything new.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

mating press 🥴google it

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

jay is pretty serious. not to a scary extent, but sex is very important to him. he cares a lot about making you feel good. he'd still smile and do those breathy single laughs, but he's not gonna be cracking jokes

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i think he's p well groomed 🧍‍♀️

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

oh my god SO intimate. he'd cup your cheek and look in your eyes and call you beautiful :( OKAY this is an unpopular opinion but... i think jay is more of a lovemaker than a fucker

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

i feel like he only masturbates when absolutely necessary. like literally only when his balls are so full that it hurts and he can't sleep at night :( he'd just pull some porn up on his phone and try to get it over with as soon as possible

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

i could see jay having a bit of a corruption kink. he would love to teach his partner new things <3 and i am definitely projecting but... daddy kink

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

fancy hotel room. he would absolutely love making a little event of sex, taking you out to a rlly nice dinner beforehand and then taking you to a rose-petal-covered hotel room and fucking you nice and slow and deep </3

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

confidence. somebody who can hold their own and wants him but doesn't need him. also lingerie lmao

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

literally anything that wouldn't bring you pleasure. don't get me wrong, he'd love to receive blowjobs and body worship, but he's not gonna physically do anything to you that will only bring pleasure on his end (anal, face-fucking, etc)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

like i said before, he would love blowjobs </3 like he would LOVE them. but he also loves giving oral SO much because he loves pleasuring his partners. he's very attentive to his partners, so he learns what they like pretty quick

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

slow and sensual 100%. like... deep, slow, heavenly strokes that you can feel in your guts 😵‍💫

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

nope. sex is an event for jay. he cares a lot about it. so unless you were absolutely begging for him to fuck you (which he's never gonna say no to), he'd try to avoid quickies

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

i think he's down to experiment!! within reasonable boundaries ofc but he'll pretty much try anything you ask him to. i cannot stress this enough, he cares more about your pleasure than anything

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

mmmm jay would have the BEST kind of stamina aka he can last for a long time and also go multiple rounds <3

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

guess what! i'm going to talk about pleasure addict!jay again. that is to say: he is literally obsessed with making you feel good. he's gonna get whatever toys he needs to do that. he's the type to hold a vibrator to your clit while he fucks you 🤕 but he prob doesn't own any toys for himself

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

not a huge tease. definitely could tease every now and again just to get you worked up, but he isn't going to leave you hanging for long. unless he's in mean dom!mode which doesn't happen very often but is SO FUN when it does

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

doesn't make that much noise, but would grunt if anything

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

would love to give you a full body oil massage 💆‍♀️

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

pretty average length but might be a little girthier than average at the base!!! that's too specific sorry

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

pretty average. actually maybe a bit lower than the average guy his age. or maybe he's just really good at hiding it

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

refer back to A. jay isn't resting until you're completely cared for, and he won't fall asleep until after you do

[cognitos-handbook]

hey, so i got something kinda specific in mind, if you're up for it: what would myc's reaction be to being asked into like a serious relationship with someone? bonus points if they've been casual for awhile. if he were to say yes, what would that relationship consist of? like, your personal opinion, do you think he'd be like super clingy or doting? would he be the kind of partner to wanna set up actual dates or would he always wanna chill out on the couch at home? domestic stuff really gets me too, man 🥺💕 whatever you feel comfy doing :))

Am I up for it? AM I UP FOR IT?

The amount of pure excitement I got from seeing this ask my dude LOL

This shit is rightttt up my ally haha <3

Lots of our favorite asshole mushroom ahead <33

Okay so, for starters, I def feel like this would be a complicated conversation topic with him

It may not go exactly the way you hope? At least not at first, y’know?

I’d like to think that yeah, y’all definitely have been in a casual relationship for a while before this gets thrown out there

Just something very vibey, no real expectations on either end, nothing to really get worried/stressed about and the biggest thing; fucking commitment

When you ask him if he wants to be in a serious relationship he really wants to be surprised, and still acts like he is? But he really isn’t

He’s accidentally caught you thinking on it before, but has gone out of his way to really avoid it and pretend he didn’t see or hear shit

He changes and avoids the subject every time it’s brought up from then on and acts like he doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing

Which is a blatent fucking lie

You legit need to sit him down and force him to talk about it, if you want an actual answer

He’s very very conflicted about it, but he has found that he really does like you, and he did lowkey (highkey) hate avoiding you, so…

Fine. He acts reluctant about it, but he’s just a nervous dick, don’t worry

So yeah, he’d end up saying yes <3

Now in a relationship, he would be so fun?? Such an eccentric asshole, but now your eccentric asshole! :D

Is he clingy? Yes. Can you really tell unless you know him well enough most times? Not really, no

He’s pretty subtle about it because he likes to keep up his reputation for being such a huge asshole lmao

Unless he’s feeling particularly spiteful and/or anyone’s questioning yall, that is

But he tends to stick around you a lot! And almost always touching you in some way, just resting a tentacle on your back, thigh, arm, etc, lazing an arm across your shoulder while you’re sitting somewhere, so on

Gets whiny when you don’t show this absolute attention whore what he considers enough love LOL

Isn’t at all the type to hide that yall are together, either, and calls you a lot of… questionable inappropriate pet names especially around other people lmfao

And yeah, he would be down for dates! Though he does also really enjoy just chilling out at home and shooting the shit

They’d probably be pretty minimal effort? And more chill than anything, but not at all lazy or anything!

He’d make sure it ends up being something that you like an enjoy actually, and that yall would end up having a good time doing together

He takes a lot of pride in being able to woo you and the fact that you decided you wanted to stick by and date him rather than anyone else

Please keep his ego in check, it’s way too inflated for his own good—

Chilling at home is such a nice treat for yall though, honestly? Especially if/when you’re officially living together <33

He doesn’t mind being just a tad bit more soft when it’s just the two of you ;p

But the jokes and the insults never go away, I’m sorry (not really)

He just enjoys teasing you way too much <3

(It’s a bonus that he thinks you’re cute when you’re flustered, and not to mention he thinks you’re hot when he aggravates you enough lmao)

He’s actually a pretty good partner, all things considered :)