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[eridan-amporaa]

fanart for the grimdarc on @badlydrawnjohn and @shitty-davesprite-daily. boi I cry

(but seriously. I love these blogs so much! all the badlydrawn ones tbh but esp. these guys + badlydrawndave. yall get me thru my school days <3 keep doin what ur doin!!)

[no effects versions under the cut]

[gooopy]

GOOPY. if teddy was a horror movie antag what weapon/manner of death would he use to kill people..

I HAD TO THINK ON THIS FOR A WHILE!!!!!!! i think he would kill people in their homes with whatevers around the house. I think the movie would be someone following a string of murders, stuff like someone being nearly decapitated because a window was slammed over their neck over and over and over again. A cut across the neck (messy, inexperienced) from one of those shitty gift shop knives with the name in the side. Conked on the head by a cast iron pan that still had some bacon grease and potatoes in it (later theyd find that the pan wasnt used by the family before death, the killer was makin breakfast baby!!!!!!) And teddy would be a sorta conic relief character. Im imagining it a sorta horror-comedy, there needs to be some absurdism both for teddy to get away with being a goofy doofy side character and because i think thats whwre the guy would thrive. So you follow incompetent cops just wanting to close a case and failing to find anything useful and teddy bumbling in to talk about the murders, stepping all over crime scenes and gettin his grubby mitts all over evidence. And then at some point it goes through and explains what happened, and THATS the point you learn teddys the killer.

You see him sneaking through someones garden and the person sticks their head out the window to yell at him and he reaches in and slams the window against their neck over and over again in an awesome gory bloodfest, then see him go into the house to take a quick shower do a bit of laundry and then head back home (and when he bumbles into the place later hes sure to grab the empty bottle of hydrogen peroxide and stuff it into his shirt to sneak out)

You watch him creeping through someones house and snapping pictures of a vacation familys adventures when someone comes in and he thinks fast to grab the pocket knife on the table go sneak up and slit their throat and.. its not sharp enough. So he freaks out and jist saws at it like turkey dinner until the guys dead and later when hes 'just passing by!' He touches as much as he can so fingerprints dont mean anything.

I think he would like just chilling in other peoples houses and living their lives. He thinks its cozy! Nostly its just freaky. I think he would observe someone and see their cozy day in and want it for himself and he would recreate it. Bros wesring someone elses bathrobe (does NOT fit him) (this is awesome and sexy btw believe me im not describing it bc the worldwide boner it would cause would shift the earths axis) and hes cooking himself up an awesome breakfast and he knows the persons schedule by now so hes got his meal plated up by the time the guy walks through the door and BONK out like a light and shoved and contorted into a cabinet so teddy can have potatoes and bacon and eggs while sitting in the livingroom watchong tv. And he doesnt wven need to do dishes!

That was long and windong but ohhhhh it took me a while to figure it out oooooggghhhh and then i got distracyed bc teddy hot as fuck. THANK YOU SOSOSOSO MUCH FOR ASKING AUAAUAAGAGAHAHHAHAH GHAAGAHAH YAYYYYY

[shapeshivvter]

https://youtube.com/shorts/x7r5N62honM?si=j4vAh1AVTZ2t20Pc

Basically Dale

TRUE AND ALSO EVERY FUCKED UP PERSON IN MANDELA

[eliotlime]

guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

[ratsonfire]

I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

[bakedbeanchan]

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

[wheatormeat]

Til Death Do Us Part

this is also up on inprnt

[cimicherrychanga]

Because i feel like i might be overestimating what the average is, i shall Conduct Research

This isn't about how many languages you speak, but how many youre able to count up to at least 10 in, since basic numbers are some of the first words you learn in a foreign language and sometimes you catch them without having studied the language at all

[trashy-greyjoy]

sometimes, it's not so much about the romance as it is about the devotion. the adoration.

[yuribeam]

(common superstitions from the perspective of a USAmerican- would love to hear superstitions from other regions and cultures!)

(follow the most often when the situation arises, or believe in the strongest)

[aerequets]

sorry

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it gets progressively messier the sleepier i get, but i feel like it fits the vibe!

[cassandracain52]

And people say Jason doesn’t think of Tim as his brother smh

[notherpuppet]

Day 5: Domestic 🍎 🦌

[xumoonhao]

you can use this site to find out which phase you were born under, and this site to see if you were born on a blue moon!

[xxhhunter]

Sanji’s gender is ‘boy in a girl way’ and ‘girl in a boy way’ I know, he told me herself

[fashion-runways]

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