#<- i think.

[martyrbat]

[ID: a close-up on Batman's smiling with a pair of white, over-ear headphones on—the band of them going behind his cowl's ears. He's shown in a yellow circle which has a red band around it and the background surrounding it is black. Above his head is his speech bubble, which has been cropped and edited to be blank. END ID]

what's he listening to.....

[ask-steven-stevenson]

-eldi throws out a very very fucked up music man one small broken chunk of it at a time in a rage-

//NOAOOAOAAOOAOAAOAO THE RESTAURANT

[tazzymcclazzy]

yall whats a synonym for horny where i want to lay in someones lap and wrap my arms around their waist and have them just pet me all over and say everything i want to hear in that perfect voice of theirs and just be their dog for a little bit. whats a synonym for horny that isnt inherently sexual but essentially intimate. i want to just be their dog. only theirs and nothing else. i want to just lay there and feel their skin on mine and their hands running through my fur and i want to not have to think or talk or do anything but what they tell me to do. i want to turn my brain off and focus on nothing but their touch and their voice i want to be their dog why cant i just be their dog

[zoeyslament]

I’m like if a werewolf was a puppy, does that make sense? When I’m out of control, I transform, but instead of biting and mauling, I’ll shower your face with licks, wag my tail innocently, conform to everything I think you want me to do even if it takes it way too far, but in such a way that we both know I’m doing it for my own gain, for an extra bite of kibble or a scrap off your plate. People are giving everything to this stupid puppy when it’s just a werewolf in disguise

[the-jupiter-knight]

for me to stop spiraling about baldness im going to need a chainmail coif so i got something cooler and stupider going on w my big head. can i get the government to fund this

[leo-leaper]

lalna has many holes, spaceboy

[ravenkings]

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[livingthedragonlife]

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[asoftspotforangels]

some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

[mangosteen]

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[demonboyhalo]

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

if you have even a dollar to spare, please consider donating to Alaikum's family.

they're a large family at only 10% of their goal to evacuate, and could use any help you can give!!