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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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get loved, fucking idiot
#the royal trio ship war is so stupid to me bc ren canonically chose them both🧍🏻#damn joker! how come atlus let you have a girlfriend AND a boyfriend??!!#it’s so funny how the devs purposefully made akechi hostile and sullen towards sumi 3rd sem bc he only cared abt dealing w joker 💀#literally made a wholeass love triangle bc he can’t get over his homosexual tendencies#that’s ok tho sumigoro are besties in my mind idc what the canon relationship is 🙂↕️#ANYWAY i have apes today its genuinely over i haven’t studied at all 😔 at least its an afternoon exam#persona 5 royal#persona 5#p5r#p5#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#sumire yoshizawa#goro akechi#chat is this shuake. technically yes. technically no.#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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illario giving 'mom i frew up' energy
...more dysfunctional crow puddle because i love them and i just love drawing dumb things lmao someone in discord said illario also needed cuddles so...hahahahaha.
(it's a continuation of the crack that started with this lmao)
#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age fanart#lucanis dellamorte#illario dellamorte#rook datv#lucanis x rook#Marisol de Riva#rookanis#illario x rook#technically crowlycule but don't wanna tag it that because cousins/brothers and this is intended to be platonic/familial w/ lucanis there#just FYI lol not intended to be implying anything between the cousins - they can both have rook just not at the same time/same bed lmao#was this also an excuse to draw illario shirtless and with his hair down? yes#viago x illario#implied??? hahahaha#not sure i subscribe to them being a thing but just continuing the joke of “rook is caught in the middle of everyone's divorces” theme
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Get yourself a man who gets you banned from the local Fair just to impress you with his amazingly situational gamer skills. 🎯
Gadget really can't take him anywhere.
#infinite the jackal#sonic fanart#sonic forces#infidget#minturts#sth#gadget the wolf#implied anyways he's the one behind the camera lol#rookinite#hit with sudden desire to draw this man being a Dork he is a dork#he's a dork marrying a dork so they're only going to encourage eachother#Gadget absolutely did not expect him to actually be good at random fair games#he is both impressed and embarrassed by how serious this man takes everything#bro it's a game did you have to go so hard YES HE DID#HE HAS ONE MODE AND THAT MODE IS OVERACHIEVE ALWAYS#he gets very smug when it actually works out for him#anyways lookit his little focus blep#barry the quokka#they are technically there suffering in the background so Imma tag them don't worry bout it#really can't find a job that doesn't work them over instead#we love you barry
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I’ve been wanting to draw this silly Dragon Dancer Rai and Lion Dancer Lee thing since last LNY but never had the time - so here it is now for this year!
+ Some extra sketchies as well - Happy Lunar New Year!!
#pokemon#gym leader raihan#champion leon#raileon#dnkb#lunar new year#illustration#I havent seen múa lân & múa rồng in yeaaaaars so this is pretty self-indulgent / nostalgic haha#PS yeah I couldve made them both be lion dancers and make up a full lion but uuuhhh I wanted to draw Raihan w a dragon hehe#so they’re technically missing their other dancers but lets see the first pic as them showing off their moves#(or doing a mating dance like birds. lol??)#anw I had a lot of fun stylising these creatures. Yes I’ll find any excuse to draw dragons even though its year ofthe snake
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*magic anon time! Stan and Ford are wearing their old man outfits from Canon*

"Haha! This ain't so bad!"
"Huh?? Where did these clothes even come from???"
#ooc: Before you guys ask— yes technically Ford's fit is already the same/similar to his counterpart BUT#ooc: both twins haven't really filled out the clothes yet; so have them goofing off in threads a couple sizes too big XD#Modernity AU#gravity falls rp blog#gravity falls rp#gravity falls roleplay#college au#gravity falls#gravity falls ask blog#gravity falls au#gravity falls fan art#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls stanley#ford pines#gf fanart#stan pines#stan and ford#young ford pines#gravity falls ford#stan twins#stanley pines#young stanford pines
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Bruce makes it in time to get to Jason. But… is it enough to save him?
“Master Bruce-“ “I’m almost there Alfred.” Bruce bites back, almost breaking his wrist by how hard he twists the motorcycle accelerator. And he is. He can see the warehouse. Bruce lands, not even bothering to slow, leaping off the bike as it crashes into the trees and he sprints for the doors, terrified he’ll make it too late, that he won’t be fast enough for his son. The door slams open, Bruce not even bothering to check if it’s locked or not, just plowing it down, and hurries inside, spotting his son within a moment. Jason opens his eyes in surprise, mouth curving to form a perfect O. “Br- Batman.” He whispers, voice hoarse with disbelief. Bruce rushes to his side, cupping his cheek, cradling the boy- his boy, to his chest. “Jay. Jay bird. Jaylad. Hey firecracker. Hey bud.” Jason’s eyes fill with tears and Bruce does his best to wipe them away, to press a kiss to his son's forehead. “You came.” Jason whispers, tears clogging his throat. “Of course baby.” Bruce murmurs, rocking back and forth. “Of course I came, baby. I will always come for you. Always.” He presses another kiss to Jason’s head. “I love you son. I love you, I love you, I love you.” “I love you too-“ Jason rasps, but his eyes catch something on the wall behind him. “Dad, wait- the bomb-“ the explosion shakes the very earth, and Gotham seems to curl in on herself, screaming with a pain and rage that is unimaginable. In a basement cave in the middle of Gotham, a butler's hands go cold. A man, wearing a blue mask a city over, suddenly feels a chill sweep over him, and something inside him, probably his heart, feels like it’s been torn in two.
Their bodies are found, or at least what’s left of them, two days later, the larger man wrapped almost completely around the smaller, cradling his boy to his chest. Nightwing almost beats Joker to death and is only stopped by three others, all of which seem just as inclined to kill him, but resist. Gotham mourns, earthquakes shaking the ground, warehouses crumbling to dust, and Joker is found drowned in the harbor, the fishes whisper of a presence so old and strong even the biggest fish feared her, and Aquaman shudders. Gothamites mourn their fallen Prince and his adopted son, but Gotham mourns her prodigal sons, her children, her oldest and youngest, and cradles the last survivor to her chest, cloaking him in shadows and gifting him all the things she did not give the others, the things she thought they wouldn’t need so long as they had each other, the things she had not yet granted them ready for. She drapes them over the young, jaded hero, gifting him sight and smell and sound, allowing him to control her shadows and her streets and most of all… gifting him flight, the way his namesake first claimed, the way her firstborn child and her youngest were never able to. The Vulture takes to the Gotham skyline like a moth to open flames, perhaps a little less withdrawn with his punches, perhaps a little more protective of young boys, but belonging to Gotham all the same. The Joker stole something from her, and she will never allow it to happen again. The Vulture gains followers, friends, the Starling, the Goldfinch, the Owl, the Crow, the Cardinal, and Robin, all under Gothams protection, and she has him watch, from his watery prison, as they protect her, defend their city from the ilk like him, not giving in to their rage and revenge, but helping, rebuilding Gotham in his image. Their image. The man who saw hope, and his son. Batman and Robin.
(In case it was unclear, the three people pulling dick away from Joker are Babs, Kate and Luke, and then the Vulture is dick, and his friends, in order as listed, are Stephanie, Duke, Babs, Cass, Tim, and Damian. Also Gotham does kill Joker because she knows dick cannot but she also keeps him half alive, suspended in time, destined to drown for all eternity and watch as the bats succeed in honor of Batman the man he fought against.)
#hope you enjoyed this slightly angsty fic#I apologize it’s no real happy ending g#Bruce and Jason do both die#but dick avenges them technically#and creates an entire generation of heroes in honor of them#there’s no JL reaction besides Arthur#but it’s a batfam fic mainly so#maybe another time#anyway hope you enjoyed#batman#batfam#batkids#Bruce Wayne#Jason Todd#Gotham#also Gotham is like technically alive#and yes dick kinda gets meta powers#kinda#but he’s the only one#and sry for only mentioning Alfred like once#but I couldn’t find a way to fit him in#also I had planned to start the fic earlier#with Bruce searching for Jason#and end it with them dying#but it kinda turned on me#not upset tho#anyway#Batman and Robin#dick Grayson
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tbh I want to see more DS9 polycule stuff centering on Kira. Like, "This is my girlfriend, Jadzia (she's also Worf's wife), and my girlfriend Odo (who is also Quark's boyfriend), and my boyfriend Miles, who is married to my girlfriend Keiko, and they're dating Julian (who is really just my metamour, but he DID get me pregnant with Miles and Keiko's child), and my boyfriend Shakaar, and my boyfriend Bareil, and my boyfriend Damar, and this is Gul Dukat, who I want to kill, but is the father of my adopted daughter-"
#creating a version of ds9 in my head where kira dates her way through the whole station except she just never breaks up with anyone#and yes odo is both kira's girlfriend and quark's boyfriend. she can have he/she pronouns as a treat <3#Most of the ds9 polycule posts that cross my dash are very bashir garashir jiles centric which is fun yes but what about kira!!!#she's got that whole kirayoshi thing going on with miles and keiko and. like. i KNOW it was technically a “miles almost cheats” scenario#but hell if i wasn't watching it going “they're a throuple. that's a throuple. all three of them are dating.”#i don't actually know how common kira/damar is as a ship but i've seen it often enough i figured i could justify listing it#ds9#ds9 polycule#kira nerys#major kira
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@fluffykitty149 cuz I forgot to open my asks but still wanted to answer your question!!
Lief Anders of the Explorer Au also known as "The Anders who lived." Due to the fact that his other self dies heroically while protecting Jade and Lief during trollstice (the same one that took Branch's grandma)
This version of Anders gets to grow old and as he does his vocal chords get worse so he chooses to primarily use sign unless he really can't.
Mr. Anders gets there before Floyd and stays to help both of them, then during the escape Floyd blames himself for not going back for Clay who never makes it out of the tunnels. Branch is just a bit more well adjusted since Floyd came back and he has a stable father figure (no shade to JD or Floyd in the main au they just were also struggling so it hindered their ability to help properly)
Branch is also copying Floyd's bangs a bit and failing XD
The two have a good relationship with Mr. Anders who continues to be the Dad who stepped up as he starts a foster program for young trolls who are in similar situations to Branch.

#dreamworks trolls#trolls 3#trolls au#n2 au#trolls band together#trolls oc#trolls floyd#trolls branch#trolls oc mr. anders#n2 explorer au#mr anders technically adopted both floyd and branch upon escaping the tree#but they dont really call him dad#theyll refer to him as their father when talking to other cuz he technically is#but they call him lief or andy to him#which hes fine with#he never expected them to call him anything other than his name#but ye without Jade and lief present mr anders never has to sacrifice himself to protect them#and thus survives and hears what happened to branch#so he goes in to help just like he would cor anyone in need#he and branch get along because neither of them sing#anders because he physically cant and branch bexause trauma#also didnt realize till now while i was coloring him that anders does resemble grandma rosiepuff#their hair is similar#like the color#and they both have green eyes#so that might help with Branch becoming more comfortable with him being a foster parent#theyre just silly little guys#also floyd and branch do vaguely know who he is before this#cuz he was Jades friend who was jds girlfriend#floyd just highkey forgot and branch was a baby when they first met
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Are they stupid?
#the answer is. yes#it's yes.#they make me strange and weird and theyre stupid as hell like me#theyre both sharing one singular MB of processing power between them and they frequently lose it#transformers blurr#tfa blurr#tfa longarm#longblurr#technically#tfa art#transformers fanart#transformers#tfa
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cass brain rot is so bad i saw that pic of Kim ye-ji and immediately thought of her. so of course i drew it.
#yes i know the olympics are over I’m lazy at posting shush#i’m so normal#about both of them#i know cass technically really doesn’t use a gun but it’s about the intense level of badass they both have#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#small artist#fanart#cassandra cain#cass cain#batgirl#Cassandra Cain batgirl#kim yeji#kim ye ji#the olympics#olympics#olympic shooting#dc fanart#dc comics#dcu#my art
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the pacing and tone of the episode were definitely off but there is something about maddie and chim fighting to get back to each other at the same time that buck and eddie are fighting to leave each other
#i know eddie’s the one technically leaving but both of them mentally have to get in the mindset of being Without#and it is hard for Both of them not just buck#and they had to have a weird intimate too short but too long hug about it#sickos: yes! hahaha yes!!!#911 spoilers#buddie
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i'm editing chapter 15 too bc i kinda figure i'll just post the last two at the same time and they're so......i'm gonna blow them up with homemade pipe bombs 💥💥💥
#yes posting both means like 35k of fic at once. but separating them feels weird#i mean technically i don't need chapter 15 at all bc it's like who cares after they fucked and it's also ooc as hell 😔#maybe i'll just end it on 14 we'll see#ben.txt#writing tag
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Realizing that my personal catnip when it comes to fanworks is "this is a very canon-typical problem, but none of the characters who could provide canon-typical solutions are available so it falls to someone with zero relevant skills except unlimited stubbornness to figure it out instead."
#all my mob fic ideas with plot are just 'YES this is a problem that looks like it can only be solved by espers NO none of them are around'#both the bttf fics i'm working on are 'Doc isn't here to solve this time travel problem what if i threw a woman at it instead'#nobody else writes this but i would love them forever if they did#. . . okay circling back to add (because god forbid i be less than 100% accurate in my jokey tags about fic preferences)#that Technically Doc is also there in one of the bttf fics#but a) not the version of him that knows what he's doing#and b) only because Lorraine busted him out of prison#so it doesn't count
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I kind of like that both Phoenix and Larry's reaction to their friendship deteriorating and splintering was just to hold on to Edgeworth really, really hard.
#for different reasons obviously but it was still what they both chose to do#meanwhile edgeworth's people skills are so bad that i bet he just thinks that none of their schedules line up for some mysterious reason#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#larry butz#something about how you can end up hating someone (on phoenix's part. i think larry still loves phoenix dearly but he's aware it's not#returned) but they'll always be a part of you etc etc#this is both serious and funny to me. they both looked at the last childhood friend link they had and said 'eh. good enough.' like ah yes#this technical childhood friend of mine can 100% substitute for the friend i grew up with despite me not seeing him in 15 years#and edgeworth is just like wow. two friends.#anyway we could have genuinely had it all with the three of them. no one fucking understands or cares but I DO.#warning that i'll be larry posting (screenshots) soon#scribbles in the margins
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TWO! OF! THEM!
#isat#isat spoilers#my art#isat siffrin#isat loop#human!loop#look i have not much to say about this#i WAS gonna draw bonnie today but i got like one shoe in before my brain decided human!loop time and how am i to argue with that#i wanna point out i didnt play the prologue? yet?#but i thought inverted color scheme would be fun#and yknow. all the little details to seperate them as people. because they are not the same. at least not anymore#maybe they were at some point maybe they were always different. who knows with all those time shenanigans#anyways! 5 days in a row!#....okay maybe i DID have much to say about this#also the third picture was an afterthought dont come at me with perspective and wether it makes sense#i know siffrin technically got his back to the mirror but also loop isnt an actual reflection#its more of a two sides of a portal thing i guess?#.....its halfway to one am and all the status conditions have hit me at once and i have work tomorrow so imma go eep#also yes i know the islands symbol is a 4 pointed star not 8 i am aware the 8 pointed ones are on purpose#i got an irregular one too#....yknow the 4 pointed ones on the pins for where they came from the irregular shaped one on the hat for who they became before#and the 8 pointed one to both show that they have grown beyond a homeland they dont remember and the fact that. yknow.#theres two of them kinda
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