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[o-i-w-u]

I wanna hear about your new blorbo 👀☝️👂

HI SO!!!! lets talk about the hot elf man of the hour yeah yeah?

so this guy is aaravos, and he's like... a super powerful elf god that was wreaking havoc on the world, he would pull strings to get a bunch of mages to do his bidding!!!! (he also killed a lot of world leaders rhshrh)

but eventually, people (dragons) kinda sorta realized that it was him doing this and they managed to lock him in a cage!!! a cage that no one knows where it is, so no one can free him (yet ohohohohoho)

there's a mirror that allowed the king of dragons to watch over aaravos and make sure he wasn't doing evil plot stuff

BUT THEN the dragon king FUCKING DIED and a certain mage (who happens to be another fav of mine) got his hands on the mirror!! he eventually figured out how to see aaravos through it, then aarvos tought him how to do a funny ritual to summon this little caterpillar guy!!

this little guy! aaravos could speak through the grub and eventually weeved webs across the mage eye so he could see aaravos wherever he went!!!!!! they did a bunch of stuff. started a war yadda yadda yk yk regular Tuesday

anyway aaravos is supper sassy and just such a silly evil little fella and AGHH

like look at this fucker riding a horse!!!! he doesn't know what hes doing what the fuck!!!!!!! thats not how you ride a horse you goob!!!

idk idk hes so full of whimsy but is also so perfectly horrifying and menacing when he needs to be!! very appealing character <3

also my sister said he looks bisexual and idk that just makes him better i think

i'm still watching this series actively with my sister, so if any of my followers know about this show plllllleaaaase dont give me spoilers!!!! i will stab you four hundred times

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[spoondrifts]

something about vi never wanting anyone in her life to change. something about jayce not caring at all how much viktor has changed so long as he's alive. something about the way vi associates radical change with death, perceiving jinx's continued existence as a kind of necromantic horror—the way jayce would shatter fundamental laws of nature without a second thought in order to give viktor the best chance at survival, in whatever form that may take. transformation as rebirth vs murder, hextech vs shimmer. nature has made us intolerant to change, but fortunately, we have the capacity to change our nature. and then jayce, realizing that he hasn't changed at all, not really—that he is a scientist at heart, and he shouldn't have tried to be anything else. and then vi, realizing she has become someone unrecognizable—never thought my sister would turn bluebelly. and for both of them, it's too little, too late.

[disteal]

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

[theendlessbond]

ariana grande is a woman who had to have a wildly successful career as a singer in order to fulfill her true passion as a gelphie truther

[windwenn]

Im so happy with how this turned out dont talk to me.....they are my good luck lesbians......*sobs*.......

[andstuffsketches]

[marineflamez]

ford...

[tarteggs]

we gotta save this doggone city…there’s no time for that nero………

[kanonbea]

forbidden fruit

[mooreaux]

Love Undying

[crabussy]

emojis for those of us who love to smile and grin. spread them like an invasive species. no need for credit go crazy go wild get scary

[brightdeadthing]

love how gurathin's cringefail bitch energy has translated to the show. he is at once so much more menacing and so much more pathetic. the attempt at a foreboding chair "turn" my god. what a guy

[outislovesgoobers]

Me and one of my IRLs had this interaction about Hector last night and I felt I needed to share with the class

[eethok]

“Fuck one flesh, one end, Harrow. I already gave my flesh to you, and I already gave you my end. I gave you my sword. I gave you myself. I did it while knowing I’d do it all again, without hesitation, because all I ever wanted you to do was eat me.”

[marisashinx]

Board Game Club plays a drawing game!