#^ and they're my favourite characters. teehee

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fun fact about me is that if i don't draw these two regularly i will die

[lalalychee-x]

SAMPO D!CK PROFILE ft. headcannons

♡ The person who requested this was so silly and cute mannnn!! They also requested for another character; I AM DOING IT, I PROMISE!! So here's your request teehee and I hope you continue to love my profile!! We know those comments that pop out hex codes about character's cock? Yeah, well, I'm going to do that too, but it's this cheeky bastard, Sampo!!

♡ BASICS:

girth: #daa89b body: #c38c75 tip: #ad7765 size: 7inch - 7.5inch texture: few veins in a mauve colour, bit wrinkly since foreskin foreskin: yes

SAMPO! 's dick is probably his most treasured possession after his silver tongue and devilish charm... and he treats his dick exactly like it! Definitely trims since he's vain and cocky (pun intended) not to. Probably a runway pointing to the goods LOL but he wouldn't be against shaving smooth either. “Wouldn’t want anything getting in your way, gorgeous~”

SAMPO! would definitely be uncut just because he has that unbothered Euro slut energy, like he'd make it a part of the experience just to tease you, pulling it back and making honestly embarrassingly funny jokes about it.

SAMPO! 's dick is on a curve, definitely, he's a G-spot seeker. Man is an ARCHER and would go to great lengths to hit your orgasm like a bullseye...

SAMPO! is a cheeky bastard bro, and a dirty talk genius in bed. Definitely comfortable with being a switch, praising degrading on whatever you feel like doing because under his initial demanour, he's just absolutely pussy-whipped for you.

SAMPO! The previous point being said, he would definitely love to spoil you with the most random trinkets but they're always the most thoughtful things. A necklace with a jewel that reminds him of your eyes, or a pair of earrings with your birthstone. Judging on this man's fashion sense, I feel like he would have a collection of cunty-looking belts and he would get one for you to wear as he fucks you. Just the belt, like ONLY the belt.

SAMPO! Expanding on that, his favourite position is definitely cowgirl, then probably reverse cowgirl! He'd make you wear that belt as you sit there on him. Because this man is filthy and likes to see you flush against him because physical touch is his love language anyway. So when you're in a position where he has full liberty to trace his hands all over you while bouncing on his cock? He loves that.

SAMPO! is really REALLYYYY vocal, in whatever way you want him to be whether that's whining for and begging for you, or treating you like an absolute whore. He's definitely an oral guy too (both giving and recieving) and will moan LOUDLY during it because he wants you to know how good you're making him feel!!

SAMPO! is the sweetest during aftercare, even if he riles you the hell up. Taking in his theif-nature and all, he notices the little things, and what would comfort you the most. Would be taking the piss until you're half asleep; then would whisper sweet nothings until you're completely asleep.

SAMPO! 's balls... um... balls are too funny to write about LMAO, IDK HOW I PROMISE...

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[meisaer]

EVERY SINGLE KINICH DUO EVER!!

im a big kinich fan and that love is extended to his massive found family who love him to various degrees!! general sucker for character dynamics and relationships so this post will just be a bag of word vomit on that.

WARNING this is a very, very long post. read at your own risk.

yes this is indeed a repost. the old one had a content warning on it which is unacceptable and looked ugly so thats going to go on priv soon if it isnt already. also i added wrio/neuv in tribute to the awesome event we just had

Mix of canon interactions and headcanons because I love them 🙂‍↕️. I LOVE THEM ALL.

Starting strong with The Natlan Duo, Kinich and Mualani!!

sun & moon absolution. ive never seen a more sun/moon duo in my life. the textbook definition of opposites attract i think!!

e.g. kinich grew up poor while mualani grew up rich/well off, subsequently kinich is considered greedy and frugal where mualani is said to be very generous.

mualani EQ kinich IQ and they teach each other ?? anyone?? (not insinuating mualani/kinich don't have IQ/EQ respectively lol)

mualani slowly coaxing kinich out of his shell and in turn (haha. to repay her iykwim) kinich teaches mualani how to not be so trusting of others and that its okay to say no sometimes :( aawhwhh

i like how people argue who's older in the dynamic because they both,,, seem like the oldest and the youngest depending on how you look at it. they're so intertwined actually. ACTUALLY!!

like mualani hyper big sis and kinich reserved lil bro is so satisfying but at the same time kinich protective big bro and mualani sweet lil sis is also....ALSO!! what if they're just twins. what then. canonically (if they're born in the same year) they're only like a month apart. soooo

adding onto that. theyre legit just kachinas guardians. and you KNOW its canon because not a single person in this fandom has ever argued on it. sure, they argue on whether they're her parents or big siblings but no matter what they MUST BE SOME SORT OF ADULT-FIGURE TO KACHINA!! everyone applaud this is some peak dynamic here.

mualani yanked kinich btw. full on hired him to basically babysit kachina and he accepted and now theyre The Trio in natlan and he must be with them at all possible times or he'll die. crazy where life takes you.

kinichs actually so endeared by mualani. he just doesn't know it. that's his favourite person. THATS HIS FAVOU

Mualani: Let's go surfing off the edge of that cliff where there're sharp rocks at the bottom! Kinich, nodding along: OK. Kachina: wait guys

just for a dash of angst, i don't like thinking about mualani or kachinas reactions to when kinich inevitably dies that young and painful death that the name malipo is cursed with. because 97% they'll still be alive when it happens and kachina may not even be an adult yet LMFAOOAOAOAO. moving on!

Pretty Princess Kinich and King Iansan!!

very obvious in the AQ that they were Mavuika's Duo

the vibe I got from them was two tired besties watching their third bestie slowly descend into madness, and they cant do anything except smile and nod. did we SEE them during the mavuika/capitano fight?? standing there watching the world burn like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️i know they always exchange Looks when mavuika gets a bit too wam

I've always considered these two the strongest (in terms of combat). people argue that chascas also super strong and I agree but for now I'm going to only talk about kinich and iansan

absolute power duo. if they did showcase spars at the start of pilgrimages, to boost morale, mavuika would totally make these two fight it out on the ring and people would go mad every time. malipo and uwezo going head-to-head. maybe they even have a win counter and they catch each other every other time. just me? me and my self indulgent ass? okay. BUT

kinich spending his afternoon picking fruit (the most PERFECT fruit) for iansan and her fitness club :(( iansan tips kinich extra just because. i love them I want to put them in my mouth so bad why are THEY SO FAMLIY AUAUEHAUEAU

I just know neither of them were worried about each other during the war. they knew the other would slam ass 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. ik kinich wasn't worried about the group going to save kachina, because iansan was there 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

KINICH AND XILONEN!!

nobody talks about them,,, but it kinda fits tbh! they seem like friends who nobody knows is friends but they're fr locked in ykwim??

during AQ they talk to each other like theyre close though we never get a confirmation on it. but its THERE!!! theyre close enough to joke about citlali with each other (lmfao). Maybe I just like quiet friendships that arent really shown on screen,,, also they seem like the types to be super chill (LIESS) and not care about telling everyone they're friends. like their voicelines of each other??

Xilonen: kinich is a real one but I wish ajaw would stop ruining the vibe just by existing. like we're trying to take a nap and this,,,,,,,,cretin,,,,,starts singing some random melody mualani made up last week and its so off key I want to k Kinich: xilonens a genius but also she DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PLANT?? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO PLANT. EVEN A SAURIAN CLAW THAT ONLY NEEDS TO BE SLIGHTLY WATERED EVERY TWO WEEKS. HOW DO YOU LIVE IN A LAND WITH FERTILE SOIL AND FORAGE AT YOUR FINGERTIPS AND NOT KNOW HOW TO PLANT like they try so hard to act nonchalant abt eo but ik they smirk secretly when they lock eyes....they're besties. nobody knows it but they're besties.

theyre SO ride or die. back each other up anytime anywhere because they know the other don't play so they just completely trust them

literally started a persuasive speech together during the AQ to stop mavuika from confronting capitano herself AND THEY WANTED TO DO IT THEMSELVES. just the two of them. oh my god. do NOT talk to me. they wouldve died but its the thought that counts. no hesitation whatsoever. xilonen just wanted mavuika out of the equation and kinich aided her immediately. best friends your honor. BEST. FRIENDS.

these two and iansan are mavuikas trio and I've said this many times (i will continue to say it). they're so DONE. iansan at least is endeared and polite about it. kinich and xilonen will not hesitate to give mavuika a stern one and I'm sure mavuika appreciates it.

slighttlyy?? off topic but i do think xilonen and kinich have the most power potential out of the natlan cast. xilonen with her huge brain and inventions, and kinich with ajaw at his fingertips? they'd be unstoppable if they wanted to become partners in crime. i know it so.

just realised this after i added the gifs. their eyes,,,,so pretty,,,awahwahdhh this is horrible they're so pretty ofc they're best friends,,

Malipo "I don't need help I am Fine I am Okay" Kinich and "Bro you are actively bleeding out please shut up" Ifa!!

i know ifa both hates and loves to see kinich hobbling to his clinic

dude just wants his friend to stop neglecting his health, but he knows he wont. so when he sees him actually seeking medical assistance...well! time to roll up those sleeves brother because you are about to lay your eyes upon the most atrocious open wound you have ever seen!

kinich thinks he owes ifa billions for being able to tame ajaw to some degree. ifa just wants ajaw up up and away from his bro.

Ifa: cacucu wtf do i do. my homie who has no self preservation instincts, jumps off cliffs for fun, forgets to take his jumpsuit off during heat waves and eats wild quenepa berries without washing them, has AN ANCIENT DRAGON ATTACHED TO HIS SOUL WHO WANTS HIM DEAD BEFORE YESTERDAY. AND KINICH DOESNT EVEN CARE. my bros gonna die even without the fucking malipo curse. what do i do?? Kinich, sharing fruit bites with a random saurian that could have rabies: wow ifas such an easy-going friend. i feel so much calmer whenever im with him. i bet hes so calm because hes a medical professional and knows exactly how to handle everything.

you think ifa might call him unc just to mess with him,,?

ifa and ajaw have beef btw. im just syain

KINICH AND KACHINA!!

AUGGHHHHHHHH AUGHH

ive said this like three times,,,but ILL SAY IT AGAIN!!

Kachina, in JP and CN voice-overs, calls Kinich "nii-san" and "gege". Is it 99% likely just a form of respect? Yes. Will I ever shut up about it anyway? no.

Kinich beating up Kachinas bullies. That is literally something you'd find in the dynamic of an average older bro&little sis found family gen fanfic 🧍‍♀️they're insane. Best found sibling relationship in genshin,,,dont argue with me,,,

kachina gravitates towards mualani just like kinich does,, but she's also like kinich inside,,, she's like mini kinich but if little kinich had the influence of mualani,, am i crazy

Kinich: I need to block everyone out of my heart because I won't earn anything if I do except maybe more damage. Kachina, existing: Kinich:

Kachina thinks Kinich is so cool, the coolest person she's ever met. She looks up to him so badly and Kinich just think "I will protect this little child at all costs. Her happiness takes priority over everything." :( they love each other. THEY LOVE EAHOTHER,,

Kachina copying everything Kinich (and Mualani) does,,, please God protect her

i like to think that kachina keeps one or both of kinichs bandana's on her after he dies idk. ajaw has no use for them anyway so,, even better idea. kinich has one sentence on his will and it's "everything goes to kachina" uesyes

Kinich opening up to the time he died in Nightwarden wars so Kachina will feel better,,, 😢 it happened. I promise it did.

Mavuika and her son Kinich that coincidentally reminds her of her dead best friend!!

ah yes the token archon/their chosen child duo of natlan.

xiao/tao/ganyu and zhongli, nahida and wanderer, focalors and furi/neuvi, ei stole kinich as her new banner bsf (jokess lmao she had scara ig), venti has literally everyone in mond and mavuika has kinich yes yes

Mavuika absolutely gave kinich his new claymore (fang of the mountain king) after she broke his old, cheap one WHATTTY NO IT HAPPENEED I SWEAR FRFR AND KINICHS EARTHSHAKER WAS OUTRAGEOUSLY UGLY BRO SORRY???

the only claymore users in natlan,,

Mavuika: cmon let's spar. Kinich: ?? Archon. You are literally the archon. Mavuika: Yeah? And no one else knows how to hold a greatsword without breaking their arm. Come, boy.

oh mavuika you see burkina in kinich? oh mavuika youre reminded of your home tribe when you see kinich? mavuika does looking at kinich remind you of everything you've sacrificed and lost?

mavuika is perfect but she cant think pragmatically so she just. makes kinich do allat. no it's real she says so in her dialogue lines

mavuika but she's not ready to accept that kinich is malipo and will likely die before her

and she's aware of the curse more than anyone so she spends as much time with kinich as she can. wait im crying wait imsad wait ORR worse their relationship is skewed and less personal because mavuika cant bear to get close to kinich and know she'll inevitably lose him

mavuika sobbing in bed trying to think of a way to get kinich to live past 30 and kinich is bungee jumping from trees thinking about how to repay mavuika for yesterday's lunch (she spoils him bad)

Ik mav was outrageously stressed when she got word that mountain king attacked kinich and the turnfire acted up bro she thought her son was going to die sooner than expected. And the expected was already soon

Kinich: so today i Mavuika: DONT kinich: wha Mavuika: DONT DO THAT AGAIN. Kinich: i just saved our entire tribe Mavuika: YOU COULDVE DIED Kinich: one life for the lives of many is Mavuika: BRO SHUT THE

mav knows how capable kinich is but cant help her over protective motherly instincts when kinich gets hurt. even the tiniest bit. or esp when he's not hurt physically, but disrespected by others. she will lose it trust im mavuika

Kinich and Capitano :(

hoyo why,, WHYYY,, THEY COULDVE BEEN THE FATHER SON DUO?? WHY????

capitano is going to be resurrected and he'll stay in natlan and they'll bond and get voicelines of each other I promise

no because theyre kinda?? like the ropes holding mavuika back when she gets too,, delusional?? does that make sense? that was a weird description but regardless I feel like, especially during AQ, they were often the ones talking mavuika down and reasoning with her as to why her plan was so risky and such like

capitano offers a whole other plan that is a lot more temporary but also a lot safer and guarantees success instantly, while kinich can actually weigh the cost of lives and make those decisions for mavuika. though she rejects them both in the end, at least they tried. they totally close their eyes and nod when the other is speaking like ("exactly?? that's what I'm saying omg he gets it why cant mavuika see ts")

anyway like father like son WHATATtt

kinich, born to agree with dad, forced to go along with wtv ma's saying. child in divorce hours 💔💔 (the 6 heroes in general are like this tbh)

i fear that if captain wasn't a fatui they would get along so well and agree on almost everything...imagine them in a modern AU, kinich is a just a teen and capitano (thrain I think?) is introduced to him by mavuika or some other plot device and they just,, click,,, doomed in this universe but not every single one trust

also crack theory correlation incoming, but they're both stubborn when it comes to fate. stay with me now....(i dont know what im onto)

CITLALI AND HER NOT-GRANDSON KINICH!!

OKAYY so this is the duo that has a lot of potential IMO here we go!!

kinich is essentially citlalis dealer but instead of questionable substance, it's inazuman novels (which is. kinda of questionable substance if you're citlali but. but.)

he doesnt KNOW what hes bringing her either but I imagine citlali keeps hiring him only because she knows he wouldn't say anything (or care, in the first place) and so every few weeks kinich keeps getting these commissions to bring these abnormally heavy stacks of papers to citlalis door. he doesn't care tho!! money!! (this is canon btw idk why im stating it like a hc)

citlali canonically calls kinich a brat (AQ) which i think is hilarious. she just hates her male grandsons. they do everything wrong in her eyes

Citlali: one became a flip flop farmer, one killed himself, one is going to get himself killed... (sigh) ifa is the only honorable one in this house.

citlali sort of,, gave? herself the curse of immortality. we don't actually know why but regardless, kinich is given the general curse of mortality but like. multiplied. kinich is just a tiny blip compared to citlalis lifespan. i wonder what she thinks of that. she was very, very adverse to mavuika sacrificing herself and thought of every possible way to prevent that. (she seems to like testing fate. with her own mortality and others') I wonder if shes realised she probably cant prevent kinichs unfair death? assuming kinich is 25, he'll live around 12% of citlalis current lifespan yikess

something that gobsmacked me initially is xilonen telling kinich he's "the only one who knows how to handle [citlali]" during AQ. like. what does this even mean??

aside from mav and ororon, i think xilo and kinich are actually some of citlalis closest friends. mostly because they arent scared of her and treat her like any other person. granted they don't show enough respect as citlali would like (see AQ) but fr I think that's why citlali loves them

or citlali just appreciates kinich's mental processing and his ability to act like nothing is happening around him when fact shows that everything is*

1. kinich walks into citlalis house and it reeks of beer, possible puke and that smell that comes from not leaving the house for three days straight, and Does Not React. dgaf final boss 2. citlali crashes out over ororon being ororon (whats new) and kinich just nods absentmindedly. "yes grandma lets get you back to bed" ass character 3. citlali straight up tells him, to his face, "boy you are going to crapping DIE before you reach 30 and I cant figure out a way to stop it" and kinich just goes "yeah ik" no comfort, no sadness, no anger. at most there's awkwardness in the air. but that's it. 4. Citlali: get rid of that stupid yellow creature that clings to you. please. its draining your life source. Kinich: nah granny I made a contract with him 😐

*we all saw him during AQ right. "I'm worried about mavuika" and he has the slightest, smallest downward curve to his lips and not a single crinkle to his eye. yes, you look very worried kinich. you look very worried. god I love his headband because it just makes him look like he's in a loading screen 24/7. he's still booting up guys. leave him alone.

also bonus but 100+ years into the future and ajaws in kinichs body and citlalis still there wishing things could've been different idk angst time!

KINICH AND ORORON!!!!!!!!!

loser central here !! 😝😝😝JOEKSS

does ororon know kinich stalked him to find out who the traitor was,,,did he know he was being watched

Ororon: (I can sense a disturbance in the air...) Kinich, crouched in an awkward position in a tree hole: (tf. this is just some guy. is mavuika really worried about this rando wrecking havoc on natlan. why couldn't iansan do this) Kinich: (wait I think I've seen this guy before) Kinich: (oh OH???????????? ITS GRANNY ITZLIS GRANDSON LMFAO DIDNT SHE SAY HE GROWS CARROTS TF HE DOING WITH THE FATUI)

i kinda see ororon as an older kachina whose aspirations and self-deprication is a little (a lot ) deeper and more intense than hers. subsequently kinich is the big bro!

because i KNOW ororon looks up to kinich. he's one of mavuikas first heroes ofc, and he's also so well-spoken, confident in his abilities and purpose, mentally and physically strong, logical and analytical. basically everything ororon strives to be.

oh, and theyre also the only other guys out of the six.

Ororon: Uncle. Kinich: Why are you in my house. Also, stop calling me-- Ororon: Sorry, I'll knock next time. Anyway, I was having a conversation with the other heroes today, and then Chasca yelled at me and started crying five seconds later. I was going to comfort her but Granny shooed me out and Auntie Iansan muttered something about it being "the time of the month". I'm assuming she's talking about the menstruation period females go through Kinich: Ororon. What does any of this have to do with me. Ororon: I want to give Chasca comfort, but I'm not sure how. Could you help me? What do girls like when they're on their period? Kinich: ? why did you assume I knew anything Ororon: You know everything. Kinich: you couldn't have asked one of the girls for this?? Ororon: Well I was a bit embarrassed to ask, and I didn't want to bother them and you're the only non-girl I know and you hangout with mualani and iansan and xilonen a lot so I thought-- Kinich: YOU LITERALLY HAVE IFA Ororon: HES AWAY. AND KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT GIRLS. DONT SHOUT AT ME!!! Kinich: IM NOT SHOUTING AT YO

crashout incoming!!

so curious to see what they think of each other apart from ororon thinking kinich is an old soul trapped in a hot body (paraphrased). because what. do. you. MEAN KINICH DOESNT HAVE AN ORORON VOICELINES WHAT>????????????????????? NOTHIGNG??????/ WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS. canon oronich doesn't exist to me sorry!!! huh? HUH kinich couldn't care less about ororon? NOPE!!1 INCORRECT!! WRONG!11! KINICH ACTUALLY TAKES OVER CAPITANOS ROLE IN ORORONS LIFE AND TEACHES THE GUY HOW TO RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT TRAINING WHEELS AND HARVEST SAURIAN CLAWS BECAUSE XILONEN SURE CANT

*disclaimer i know ororon is very capable of himself and I was exaggerating his airheadedness because it was funny. dw ororon fans I got you. this guy could be a serial killer if he tried hard enough and murder didn't completely contradict his character trust we love ororon and we think he's very intelligent. sometimes.

hc capitanos death hit ororon really hard (thats the canon part) so he started looking out for his friends more often and psychoanalysing their actions for whether they're planning to kill themselves (oh god), and absolutely dreads the day kinich is going to die. he searches high and low for some sort of solution but if citlali couldn't do it there's no chance he could so now he just has to accept it somehow. moving on!

CHASCA AND KINICH: THE CLOSEST THINGS WE'LL GET TO LAW ENFORCEMENT IN NATLAN!!

okay i love these two i think their personalities are pretty similar only chasca is more trigger-happy and kinich more seemingly apathetic. if they had to play good cop bad cop they'd both be bad cops idk it is what it is

out of the six heroes, these two would be the most physical/carry out the dirty work. stay with me now.

1. theyre the most morally ambiguous imo. and its not in the way that they will harm innocents in a war, for example (they could, but id say theyd try avoid that outcome as much as possible), but that they can hurt the enemy in ways the other four cannot. ororon has (imo) clean-cut morals and lines he refuses to cross. i think he, iansan and mualani are simply too (and I don't mean this in a bad way) soft and kind-hearted to harm someone beyond necessary. they have the physical strength to, but they wont. 🤷 xilonen is a bit more confusing, but I do believe she normally wouldn't just because she wouldn't consider it necessary. chasca and kinich might, but xilonen wouldnt. i read her character stories and she does not seem like the type to believe in physical lessons the way chasca or kinich would. yo what i cant believe i just wrote that. im keeping it because thats deep but damn i didnt mean for it to be while the other four wouldnt, chasca and kinich may. theyre a little harsher on the world as we've seen from their characters, and i think between kinich's skewed perspective of "price" (not in the form of money) and chasca's abyss-tainted bloodlust, they could definitely go overboard in the eyes of worldly moral. not their morals, but our morals.

of course im open to discussion on this !! i wrote this in like five minutes even though this is breaking into character analysis territory oops

2. starting to realise i could just make a separate post on this but ehhh you know that tt audio "the dragon has three heads"? go search it up and listen to it if you dont because im about to yap on why chasca and kinich are mavuika(the dragon in this scenario)'s murderers - iansan and mualani would be the monarchs. both are loved by natlan, boost morale and have heavy influence on their respective tribes - xilonen and ororon are the "mad". no explanation i think they fit perfectly - so that leaves chasca and kinich as the murderers. obviously if we divide the six into three groups, these two would HAVE to go in the section of the ruthless. because. you know. theyre the most ruthless of the six. dw this isnt deep i just yapped for fun hahahha i love being self indulgent

both got a soft spot for saurians and sore spot towards humans WAIITT let me cook....guys dont leave... let me tell you how they were both screwed over by people just like them and saved by animals when they were at their lowest,,

i wonder how those yumkasaurus and chasca's bird mother+sis feel seeing little baby kinich and chasca grow to how they are now :(((

ALSO THEYRE BOTH CURSED!!! CHASCA CURSED WITH ABYSSAL-AFFILIATED STUFF AND KINICH CURSED TO DIE YOUNG WE ALL SOBBED!!

i actually fr need to know more abt chascas disease like,, could she become fully corrupted? we saw a bit during AQ but i lowk wanna see it completely unleashed... natlan is NOT finished idc what anyone says

COMEDIC DUO VARESA & KINICH!!

i love their voicelines on each other because why are the both screwing the other over like 😭 forget iansan and kinich sparring i want a whole sitcom of these two just being minor inconveniences to the other's day

kinich trained himself to eat only whats absolutely necessary to save money, so when varesa pulled up with an ass ton of popcorn chicken (and kinich had offered to pay for ALL OF THAT)....ik afterwards he either threw up like ajaw said he would, or went straight home and cried. that was like a week worth of food (exaggerated). kinich never taking varesa to a resturaunt ever again 😭

and then he knocks her out clean during the pilgrimage?? didnt even pretend she was making him break a sweat oh my god theyre hilarious

they remind me so badly of everyday siblings-- like no this is not a kachina or ororon situation where kinich dotes over them because they are just fledging babies learning to fly, varesa is a MENACE and kinich just begrudgingly has to deal w her. older bro duty sorry man.

i dont even know how to explain it further, theyre not the realistic siblings where they throw knives at eo and call each other fatass and such, but theyre also not the fictional perfect older bro/lil sis duo. theyre like. a balance?? they dont like each other but at the end of the day they love each other. does that make sense?? regardless theyre funny and i want more of them.

KINICH AND ELDER LEIK!! (LORE READER SPECIAL!!)

guys trust me theyre saving elder leik to release in 6.X and he'll be kinichs best teammate and heal, support and buff him off field like a proud granddad. HE IS NOT DEAD. AND HE IS NOT A NAPHIS SITUATION SHUT UPPPPPP

elder leik is literally the only reason kinich is not dead in a ditch somewhere can we please applaud the goat. dude saw malnourished, sickly, poor tween kinich and his father instincts kicked in. raised him like his own child so kinich wouldnt become like chasca if chasca was never found 🫡🫡

ik ive said this about everyone but fr kinich genuinely, really believes he owes everything to elder leik. (elder leik voicelines when. WWHEN

until they confirm it im just going to say that elder leik is NOT DEAD. HES NOT. for my own sanity and also kinichs.

Celestia: so your father will have an abusive gambling addiction, your mother will leave you before you turn seven and leave you with all the jobs of an adult, your father will die right in front of you on your seventh birthday, you'll live isolated and refuse help from everyone because your early developmental stages taught you to treat everything with a price, some old man will take you to school and the kids will bully you because you're poor, you will come across a sealed ancient dragon and in a desperate attempt for safety, you will trade your dead body for a portion of their power, you will then participate in the nightwarden wars as a child soldier and die, but we dont want you dead yet and you will receive the power of dendro so that it possesses your body and you survive, somewhere along the line you will receive your ancient name that is coincidentally cursed so that you die young and painfully, an archon time traveller comes to the future from 500 years ago to prevent the upcoming war and youre a vital piece that has no say in participation or not, you will then work yourself to the bone running across the entirely of natlan without rest, and only after this will you receive some semblance of a break. oh and also, your tribe kinda hates you and the kind old man who saved you, may or may not be dead. Kinich: celestia i am not your strongest soldier 😭🙏 can you even imagine how many daddy/mommy issues this guy has. im being so srs rn why cant kinich have a loving parental figure that doesn't betray his trust (cough mavuika) or DIE (literally everyone else) hello

KINICH AND CHIEF WAYNA!!

ik theyre total bros. esp after tribal quest. wayna did NOT listen to all those rumours abt kinich. at most, if he did, he would be more concerned than angry or scared trust i was there

kinich is done being the big bro, he is now the little bro to wayna. wayna is kinichs big bro. the big bro that lets him do whatever he wants but also goes looking for him if he hasnt checked in with the tribe in four days. its their system of payment idfk

wayna seems like? seven years older than kinich? specific ik but im eyeballing here. he probably heard of kinich from the adults AND children at a young age, maybe he felt bad? or he didnt until he turned older and started caring more. maybe he feels bad he didnt reach out to kinich back then. maybe hes proud and sad kinich became malipo. who knows? to be chief is to care for the wellbeing of the other tribe members. maybe kinich isnt really part of the scions but ik in wayna's heart he is.

KINICH AND HIS FONTAINE DADS WRIO AND NEUVI!!!!!!!!

this one's gonna be a quickie but just think about the potential.

wrio and kinich both came from rather disturbing childhoods. i think they'd bond great over that, not even including their overall personalities which seemed to really click over the course of the event lol i love them theyd have a long distance father-son relationship. wrio please be the one. dont give kinich another set of parental issues (nah ik wrio wouldnt do that. he knows what it's like. WHICH IS WHY HE'D MAKE SUCH A GOOD ONE!!) theyre also both just underground law enforcement (less official in kinichs case but still. he followed a whole ass shady gang because he got a gut feeling they were up to something. didnt have to. but did because he feels like natlan is his responsibility) and i think thats really cool

also neuvi's justice alarms would blare violently at the sight of kinich idk. ALSO he'd have another immortal friend to bond with. not kinich. but ajaw.

itd be so interesting to explore a couple hundred years into the future where neuvillette sees kinich again and thinks "what the hell" and realises it's his corpse being possessed and that the little pixelated thing that followed him around was way more than it looked

and best for last, KINICH AND AJAW!!!

I know hoyo went for a more comedic direction in terms of their dynamic and its cool and all but i wish they didnt,,,

apologies this isnt going to be as long as the others,, i am so tired and these two make me even more tired because theres so much to unpack..i might edit this later to write more but for now youre going to have to make do with vague dot points :S

always wanted to know the logistics of their contract and whether it's adjustable or not. (ive said this on reddit in case youre wondering why this looks familiar lmao)

can the contract be altered? is a huge question for me.

what happened to kinichs body because of the contract?

is it a normal body now and only becomes a vessel after he dies (and will the vessel have functioning organs?), or is it currently a vessel??

could ajaw and kinich share a body because of the contract?

could kinich and ajaw swap places with kinichs soul in the watch and ajaw in the body?

also HOW the contract happened and works in general

i kinda like how they didnt really elaborate on it much because it leaves so much room for imagination but at the same time i wish they made it more relevant to the lore,,,

there's probably lore explanations for these that slip my mind because my memory retention is certainly,, something!

everyone says this but its true. ajaw will miss kinich. even worse if hes using his body. i mean look at venti, hes an alcoholic. so yeah.

said this in a separate post and yes, ajaw could receive an anemo vision after he possesses kinichs body

tf even is ajaw. what did he look like when kinich met him. what did kinich look like?? how old was kinich?

ive noticed theyve made ajaw a lot more openly,, pathetic?? like now hes openly admitting he'll get kinich to take care of things (like being threatened by mavuika). not sure how to feel about that. its funny but also. its pathetic. but ajaw is pathetic so! (jokes i love ajaw)

kinich after becoming so numb to everything he endured before he met ajaw he doesnt even care that hes told death threats every minute (ajaw has met his match.)

okay but when will they realise they rely on eo more than they think :(

well i think kinich has realised and just accepts it, ajaw? he'll find out a decade too late lmao

Special mentions that have never interacted with Kinich but have potential:

Cyno. Dare I say they're the same person in different font. Both vessels, treated horrible as a child, forms of protection and justice in their respective nations, occasionally oblivious to social norms, looks intimidating but their friends think they're the silliest guys on the planet, etc. yk.

Wanderer. idk i think itd be funny

Lynette. theyd love eachother wtf?? typa friends to not need any form of conversation. They'd just sit together in happy calmness

Lyney. 🙂‍↕️ mix of mualani and kinich but instead of kachina you get lyney. Yes? No? Just me sorry (magicpixelshark anyone??)

Xiao. No explanation.

Navia!! yes they had a little interaction but i need more because i love them both

also i loved the tiny friendship crumbs with charlotte and chev so i need more of those too now

Venti :( Actually all the archons. Theyd all adopt Kinich. He's actually somewhat related to all their ideals LOWK LOWK,,,, I'm gonna make a separate post on this actuals

Diluc. Idk I think hed like kinich (not ajaw tho. But who does tbh)

ok I realised im just kinich brainrotted and every genshin (and non genshin?) pairing sounds good to me yikes!!

random but i personally think kinich would get along great with cyno and alhaitham. just a thought. just some thoughts. also probably tighnari. he's like if the three of them had a baby. like he has alhaithams objectivity and seeming callousness, tighnaris politeness and underlying sass, and cynos stability and inherent confusion. hed also get along with kaveh just fine. maybe. 4ggravate and their independent child that will probably die before they do. yeah? yeah. ill stop now.

if you read the whole thing please be my friend. you are clearly as kinich brainrotted as i am teehee

[arach-tinilith]

Also because i never stop yapping and music is my favourite way to get obsessed with characters i thought I'd expand on the song choices from the otp post teehee

So in amoeba by clairo this is a reflection of the party scene from this fic where Minthara shows up to House Duskryn's celebration of Naadja completing her schooling and becoming First Priestess. In this fic, Naadja asks why she's there and Minthara tells her that since she failed her rite, she wasn't worthy of being her consort.

There's a lot of family drama happening in the background but they're being snide and toying with each other which is where the lyrics "You're not as good as what your mama's sewn" applies

Then Minthara leaves because Naadja pulls away, tired of the game which is where "But I showed up to the party just to leave" comes in. This is the party where Naadja finds her consort assasinated and Zafyna threatened to kill her so the whole night was miserable and dramatic.

With this song it's from Minthara’s POV immediately after taking her oath to Naadja. She has a highly idealized version of Naadja, replacing her Goddesses with a very flawed mortal. The expectations caused significant strain on their relationship which they later worked out but initially it was clear that Minthara held her on a pedestal to cope with her loss. Its why the lyric "you say you just want peace and to never hurt anyone" seems outlandish but Naadja is by far acting extremely mercifully in their situation, freeing the gnomes and tiefling refugees for nothing in return. Naadja doesn't know what's compelling her to save others at this point but Minthara sees her as her own saviour.

The entire song is about Minthara being tempted to use the illithid powers to see from Naadja's perspective and why she's so hesitant to come into her full power, why she's destroying herself throughout all of act 2. "But most of all I'd like you to be unaware" she wants to just understand why this is happening without forcing her way in, and to do that requires trust that they inevitably build

And Some Things Last a Long Time is post game. They've bonded through shared horrors in a way no one else can really understand because they share their pasts present and future. The scars of what happened between them stay and while they're healing, they don't leave. Its a much more peaceful thing for them to finally acknowledge that they were both hurt by their circumstances but it takes a lot of vulnerability to get there and many, many mistakes along the way. So this song is about their path of healing and regressing together

[sunthyme]

Okay, now is technically the last one before my prefect design lol. OOPS I FORGOR fuck well here they finally are lol...

😭Other Side Characters😭

I drew so many cutie patooties in this batch omg they're adorable. But first we'll kick off with the Royal Blade characters!

🐱Chenya🐱

Because I'm not spelling out his whole damn name 💀

(he/she/they/it/ whatever pronouns you can think of lol) Genderqueer - Pansexual

Teehee I forgot to colour in the damn hair clips... I'm gonna kms /j

- Genderqueer cat. Any character based on the Cheshire Cat is genderqueer to me istg. Chenya is no exception.

- I kept most of her design the same but added in some heterochromia for funsies and used those colours for the hair clips and earrings. Xe is also Hispanic, idk it just felt right.

- Totally has ADHD. The impulsive thoughts are obvious with this one and I think that Neige serves as its impulse control. They made like, a pact of sorts (after their Headmage yelled at Chenya for doing something) that Chenya tells Neige whatever the impulsive thought is and Neige either tell Chenya 'No, you can't do that' or 'We can do this instead'.

- Broke asf. I dunno but I feel like Chenya has like the worst habit of impulse buying you've ever seen so they never carry money on they to try and avoid it at Trey and Riddle's recommendation. It's mostly worked as Neige buys anything Chenya needs when they go out anyways.

Speaking so much of Neige,

🐦Neige LeBlanche🐦

(he/him) Transmasc - Biromantic Asexual

God I love how Neige came out, look at him!!! He's such a cutie patootie omgomg I love him sm

- Anyways, I was fighting my demons to not make him black and I lost. I dunno, we don't have enough sweet, cute black boys in media and that is a crime.

- I gave him some hairclips with cute lil charms on them and some of those silly little acne patches. Idk if he actually has acne, he totally could, but I think he'd wear them either way to like normalise not be ashamed of it, y'know?

- I gave him some cute little apple earrings which were a gift that Rook gave him after a concert with one of his letters lol. He wears most of the jewelry gifted to him at one point or another but he really likes the apple earrings.

- Has a crush on Vil. Idk how popular of a headcanon that is but as soon as they interacted, I felt like it made sense. I love the one-sided rivalry lmao with Vil hating his ass and he's just like, 'Omg, she's so pretty and cool and smart. Wow, I'm so glad we get to work together so much!' It's really funny ngl.k

- Loves to crochet, knit, and sew. All are kinda skills he picked up while caring for the dwarves but they're his favourite to do. He's made Chenya a few sets of mittens (because for some super mysterious reason, they always go missing) and a quilt at some point.

- Likes anything with apples in it, pies, drinks, you name it. Fall is his favourite season because of apple cider alone (otherwise it'd be spring).

Onto the Kingscholars!

🦁Cheka Kingscholar🦁

(he/him)

He's so cute!!! I love him omg I'd actually love to babysit him look at those eyes

- I kept his design also pretty on model, darken his skin a smidge and textured his hair to match Leona's. Smacked some dimples and birthmarks on as if he wasn't cute enough already.

- The gold eyeliner is like a royal thing, maybe be specific to the crown line or maybe Leona's just too fcking lazy, probably the later.

- He's actually really good at chess. He's played many games with Leona, even though he didn't get it at first, but now he can beat most people who play him (still not Leona lest he really screws up something). Most of his birthdays, he gets a new pretty chess set and he has a little display of them in his room.

Now for his dad! The only character here without a canon design (as far as I know... which I'm upset about).

👑Farena Kingscholar👑

(he/him) - Heterosexual

I woulda also made a design for his wife but I don' think she even has a name?? So maybe in the future.

- I based him more on Leona, trying to make sure that Cheka didn't just get his trait lmao. I think that he got his piercing actually after Leona got his because the palace staff were criticising him for it so Farena went and got one.

- I dunno, he's giving bi wife energy. It helps that the women of Sunset Savannah are buff and cool and I'm so mad we never saw them 😭😭😭 I wanna see Leona's sister-in-law so bad ;^;.

- He's not as much into the intellectual side of things like Leona is, would rather defeat people with strength which is why the two really don't get along super well. Though I think it's only perceived on Leona's side, I don't think Farena realises how much hurt Leona's had throughout his life.

- Angst aside, he doesn't get much in the way of free time what with all his royal duties and such. His favourite activities are spoiling his family and getting used as a weight for his wife's daily exercise!

We got even more other family characters incoming...

🐍Najima Viper🐍

(she/her) - Bicurious

Fair warning, I haven't encountered any of the last three characters lol.

- I didn't change much here either, just added some red streaks to her hair and matched her palette to Jamil's.

- I don't know if her age is ever implied but I think she'd be younger than him by like a year. She went to a different school with Kalim's cousin (who they're like besties).

- I feel like Najima didn't get the same set of exceptions set on her growing up and so her relationship with the Al-Asims, while still not necessarily healthy, was nowhere near as damaging. I think that while Jamil definitely envies that, he'd rather die than make her go through the same thing as him.

Up next,

🧢Mama Spade🧢

(she/her) - Bisexual

Never met her either 😭😭😭

- I based her off my Deuce design and really just added some more piercings. I actually toned down the blonde streaks but I think they'd both have just a few.

- I believe she has a small business??? Or something? I didn't read the wiki but her hat had a delivery service me thinks but I stan her having a small business.

- She loves her son very much and was super excited when she saw his new piercings. Also, super accepting when he came out, obvi and thinks that while Ace is a bit of a rascal, they do click together.

I don't have a ton for her but I want that event to come back pleaseeee 🙏🙏🙏

🐉Meleanor Draconia🐉

(she/they) Agender - Aromantic Pansexual

- I had so much fun with her horns. I made them more branchy and I think a full grown dragon (well, like an old one) would basically have a web of antlers. I added some purple to the tips for the 🌸aesthetic🌸.

- Also added some wave to her hair. Malleus looked in her spitting image so I figured I'd give Levan's genes a chance lmao. They're also super tall, probably even taller than Mal herself and especially with the horns.

- I think she'd have left some things that Malleus ended up growing up with not realising they were from her, like a hair clasp, some assorted jewelry, a couple toys and items that Lilia gave him when he was old enough. Pieces of her for him to grow up with, y'know?

Anyways, I'm so sorry for this posting without anything lmao I was real tired last night! Prefect is next on the chopping block!

[littlegeecko]

What your favourite characters in forsaken and what your favourite ships?

comically the ones i cant/wont main: Dusekkar, Guest, 007n7 and Coolkidd. I've had interesting experiences with some of those (Im a shed-elliot main!) and its impossible for me to not like them :3

I like Burgerdebt (Mafioso/7n7) but i also have a colorful array of other ships with n7 that you can only unlock if you're a close friend of mine :3c teehee

i like Guest666/Noob forsaken style because theres no guest/noob ship i dont go crazy about

i like Builderman/Roblox, Roblox has a separate design i made for them, ol' married couple!

Shed/Brighteyes!! a classic

Dusekkar/Shed/Builderman/Doombringer/Roblox not as a poly thing but as friends so close you might think they're dating but they're just Guys being Dudes

Doomsekkar (Doombringer/Dusekkar) Me an my friend Fabtoons loooovee them

and uhhhh i think thats about it :J comically i dont go too hard on romantic ships with Forsaken Characters because of the personalities i wrote with some of them (1x1, Azure) situational stuff (John doe, Elliot) or the fact id rather write about how much they really need each other as friends!! (Noob, Elliot and Chance being besties. Guest and 7n7 making an interesting duo, Shed-Builder-Dusekkar trio thing. Taph and Chance getting along too. 1x1 not hating John Doe too much, Kidd, Bluu and Priincess getting along well) i think its fun to write about :3 ty for asking

[marcusenjoyer43]

I'd have to say that the demos for Young Lust and Sexual Revolution are my favourite at the moment, but the demo for Mother is very much up there. I think the final version of Mother is pretty powerful, in fact I cried a lot the first time I heard it, but if you compare the lyrics in the two versions, the final version is much more tame and soft. The final cut (teehee) of Mother addresses over protectiveness and not letting Pink date freely, while the demo version has lines like "Mama will burn all your pornography, she'll watch what you hear and she'll watch what you see" and I think that those old lyrics capture the essence of The Wall much better. They're uncomfortable, gritty, restricting, even more so than the actual lyrics and The Wall is supposed to be about a man addressing all of the uncomfortable truths in his life and becoming tangled in the feelings. It also hints at the wartime references that run all throughout Roger's writing, the limiting of informational input from the media. I also wonder, seeing that Pink is inspired a lot by Syd Barrett, if the Mother character is based on Syd's family, because I'm sure I've heard that they were all overly protective of him after he spiralled and they limited his contact with the band.

[sqepfray]

My "human" Two design

My "human" design for Two cus they're my favourite osc character teehee. There's a few references in their design (most of them are obvious except 1 I think)

[ppenguinpperson]

my favourite game, mountains are for losers

this is a celeste x pafl au! :) im going to explain each character here

sanya replaces madeline. she wants to climb the mountain to prove.. something to sergei. maybe that she can do things on her own, maybe that she doesn't need him, maybe that she's cool and awesome and maybe that she's enough on her own. yea, she's a bit scared (though she'd never admit that to him), but she can't let that stop her. not when she's already ran away from home all the way here. like madeline, sanya can dash (unless i figure out a different ability to give her, though i propably won't). the mountain gave her this ability (i'll expand on this more later).

badya replaces badeline. she's much more aggressive than badeline, shouting at sanya the moment they first meet ('what do you think youre doing?! youll die out here!'). she shows worry for sanya. resembles sergei a bit, though unlike him, doesn't think twice about stopping sanya from climbing the mountain with her own two hands. unlike badeline, she doesn't want to climb the mountain not because sanya isn't a mountain climber, there's no use, but rather because of the danger it poses. what if she falls and breaks something?she could literally die out here, it'd be better if she just returned to the safety of their home.

yura replaces theo. theyre both self concious about what people think of them, and they're both friends with the protag - though yura and sanya havent met before the main events of this au, though. instead of having an instapix account, yura is liveblogging his ascension of the mountain to The Gang. he doesn't know why he wants to climb the mountain, really. it's a similar reason to theo though. he was just lost in life and wanted to have control over something, anything.

katya replaces mr oshiro. like him, she is a ghost that haunts the celeste hotel, but unlike him, she was just a guest at her time of death. how she died, you ask? well, to that i ask, why are are you asking so many questions? teehee, i jest... i think, maybe an avalanche happened and many of the guests staying at the hotel died. katya wasn't the only one to turn into a ghost. she is, however, the only one that hasn't moved on and still lingers. she doesn't want the hotel to feel lonely. and, she likes talking to the travellers:) no, she doesn't like being alone all the time... but helping out the ocassional mountain climber every five years is worth it. yea. don't worry, that's it, there's nothing more to it. nothing suspicious about this. katya isn't that developed yet in this au, so some of this info might change.

temnova replaces granny. she studies the traits of the mountain, intrigued by its whole deal. she's lived on this mountain for... well, maybe too long. dmitry a dog replaces the bird. 'how does it get around as easy as the bird? it doesnt have wings! itd have a much harder time following sanya around the mountain' i hear you, and to that i say, didnt i tell you to stop asking so many questions...

the zone merges with the mountain. sorta. gives sanya her dash, as a Bonus and Encouragement. gives temnova. uh . um . you know what don't worry about it

please feel free to ask me any questions about this au:3!! my askbox is open 👍

[crispy-kitten-princess]

If i ever were able to list all the things i dislike in Magisterium series, this post would've been endless. Instead, I'd mention smth i love so much that it makes me re-read the series for the fifth time and gives me inspiration for new drawings and playlists

The first one is aesthetic. I don't think I've ever read a YA book with the death and necromancy as the main lore theme. Also, the first book in series is so sweet and innocent compared to the fourth I can't believe it lol. Corpses. So gothic. So edgy. Love it

The second is very similar to the first - chaos magic. We come across elemental magic in all sorts of media, but they don't usually have the 5th element, or if they have it's more likely to be electricity or smth. Not ACTUAL NECROMANCY omfg... I love it. Also Makars being able to manipulate not only chaos (the void itself) but the soul.... Cute

So next. The main character ofc. Callum Hunt. What can I say he is such a cinnamon roll hating himself for what he is not. Screaming, crying, throwing up. I can feel his pain with every fiber of my soul he's so relatable. He is a type of chaotic neutral main character which is rare I guess, and at the same time he doesn't act like a total jerk and piece of shit. Can't name some other like him, idk. He's sweet but also edgy. His self-confidence is below the surface of the earth. He's just like me frfr my poor little meow meow. Also he is disabled and it influences the events of the book. Sometimes. Cool, representative. Not a disabled person myself but can appreciate it

Another reason for me to love the series is the changing of Call's secrets idk how to call this. The structure of his character lore. His secrets and abilities, they're layered.. you know... And every book one by one uncovers these layers: 1 - he uncovers that he is the reincarnation of Constantine. 2 - he gets his powers (which made Constantine evil at the first place). 3 - he learns more about Constantine's family, and the whole world finds out that he "is" the Enemy of Death. 4 - omg how much he uncovers here lol i can't. May be my favourite book thanks to its maaad vibe. Everything he learns here makes him closer and closer to Constantine. 5 - i know that most of the fandom thinks it was stupid to make Constantine himself a reincarnated thousand-years-old evil Makar. And i may agree. But in the moment of reading this it was so impactful for me idk why.... I literally cried idk!!! Lol. Love the moment where Call opens his memory to help his friends to fight wolves or smth, and PASSES OUT. KING. So, the other secret is uncovered here. Everything he learns makes him understand Constantine's/Maugris's motives, but he never ever becomes anything like them nor wishes to follow their path. Pretty symbolic and meaningful

Upd. SOME MOMENTS ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS

So what can I say? Every series has it's weak and strong points. Some of them become classic literature, some are forgotten in the abyss of YA books. I understand why Magisterium's place is with the second type of series, and it's not even saddens me anymore (we're so underground teehee). But i see many posts where the series is shitted over, and not much of posts appreciating the things that we actually love in it. Aren't they the reason you started and finished it sometime? So I'm here spreading positivity! And also because I'm so tired of being a fan of this shit so i tried to acknowledge all that i love, and why am i here in the first place

I think it's all for now, maybe I'll come with more ideas later

Fandom are you alive? Heh am I a Call kinnie to the point that i become necromancer?...

P.S. sometimes i think I'm so cringe to be periodically obsessed with this STUPID POOR-WRITTEN CHILDISH BOOK ABANDONED EVEN BY IT'S OWN CREATORS BUT I CAN'T HELP IT...... AND THE WORST THING IS THAT I DIDN'T EVEN READ IT IN MY EARLY TEENS (except the 1 which i read when i was around 13. Read it twice in one week so maybe that's the moment my brain was damaged) I READ IT WHEN I WAS 16 ALREADY aaarrrhh I'm so cringe. Why obsession why why why why why why i hate this but this is literally the only book which makes me cry and scream and feel every fucking time i re-read it even when i know EVERYTHING THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN LITERALLY EVERYTHING reading it all again for the 6th time FOR GODDESS SAKE WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

[johnslittlespoon]

ok okokk i may be pushing it but i just cant stop picturing barry circa 2012 with leaving!bucky. i just feel like theyd have the cutest dynamic ever. he gives art student vibes like maybe hes studying film or literature. theyre childhood bestfriends and maybe they were eachother's homoerotic-codependent-friendship canon event. UGHH theyd be so cute stfuu. and maybe bucky and gale are already established and curt is just yearning for a whileee like over a year of slow burn until the three of them are a throuple... idk i just miss curtbuckbucky. you dont have to change your canon for the long fic i just needed to share this idea lmfao

au post | NO ur not pushing it this is such fun world building teehee <33 genuinely this is gonna help me later for drafting! (FUCK MY LIFE HOW IS THIS 2K WORDS. i thought i only had a few thoughts... i was so wrong. my bad chief. enjoy/suffer ig)

ok so this is so funny because i've actually been thinking ab how sweet those two would be together, cute little nerdy besties, and how they'd meet because of course curt has to be in this fic!!

and the first thing my mind went to was the cliche homoerotic codependent friendship trope too LMAO. i'm feeling like maybe they meet on the first day of highschool; neither of them share their english class with any friends, and they end up sat next to each other, and john keeps side–eyeing him because curt looks... interesting. (ie: deep into his emo phase. the fringe. the smudged eyeshadow. chipped black nail polish, band shirts– all things john does not let him live down as they grow up.)

but his eyes settle on some pin on curt's jacket that has some character from his favourite movie or something, and the yap jumps out, john can't control it. blurts out a "you like ___ too?!" and curt's head snaps over and he nods nervously and john takes one look at those big sad charcoal–ringed blue puppy eyes and is like yup. this is the one. will protect with my life.

(tiny headcanon that rly won't have a big effect on plot or anything, but i feel like it just fits very well with john/his character in leaving– dude's got madddd undiagnosed adhd. he's written off as a loud mouth/troublemaker in his childhood, but he wants to be a good kid, his mind is just always going too fast and sitting still is torture and his parents get frustrated and don't look into the root of the problem, trying to discipline it out of him instead. i will heal my inner child by healing him alright)

they're attached at the hip from that moment on and it makes sense to no one because they seem like complete opposites, curt more inclined towards the arts and bookish things and his friends are all the same, whereas john is more inclined towards athletics and science and hangs around that type of crowd as well. but they both love video games and movies and music and they bond over never really feeling like they fit in anywhere particular and both groups of friends get along just fine when they all get together. <3

but yk time goes on, they learn things about themselves as they grow up, and curt and john are so close and spend so much time together that they're already a lot closer than regular friends– they just don't realize it. they think nothing of cuddling up on the couch watching movies together, or sharing a bed when john stays over at curt's place after he gets into a fight with his parents, or being much more interested in spending time together than pursuing girls.

and curt's pretty– john nearly mistakes him for a girl that first day they meet. the summer before their senior year, john practically spends the whole summer at curt's house, and curt's mom doesn't mind; she works long hours and is glad her son isn't spending the summer moping around indoors alone, and she loves john and gets the feeling that her home is a sanctuary for him. one day they're in the backyard lazing around, and they get onto the topic of first kisses, and neither of them have had a proper relationship outside of those classic week–long middleschool flings that don't actually mean anything, so there's not much to talk about.

but being dumb teenage boys, they start worrying about "what if we're really bad at kissing and no girls wanna go with us to senior prom this year" etc. and one of them pops the suggestion of practicing together, and thus begins a summer of sweet stolen kisses and hand holding and experimenting and dancing around calling it something. it ends when the summer does because they realize that they both work better as friends, but they're as close as ever and both definitely learn they aren't straight (and they probably make a cute pact– "if we aren't in love by the time we're thirty, we'll just marry each other.")

i don't see them really doing much together because they're young and shy and inexperienced, but it's enough for john to decide that yeah, he definitely likes guys too, but that's all that really amounts to (until he meets gale) because he's growing up in a small town in wisconsin and it's not the easiest/most accepting place to find other queers. john probably ends up dating a real sweet girl during his last year of highschool, but she's going away for college and john's going to a local one so it ends amicably at the end of summer, both of them staying close friends. (if we wanna get sickeningly wholesome, maybe she ends up pining for a girl while john's pining for gale and they share their little stories and give each other advice and facetime every week to catch up <3)

(++ curt ends up falling head over heels for ken, who he meets through john when curt and john's friend groups get together for movie nights or summer parties. john pretends to be annoyed at how lovesick they are when they first start crushing, but he ends up matchmaking and being the one to push them to confess their feelings after graduation because he loves his friends.)

BUT THEN, leaving this fic's 'canon' to elaborate on the throuple stuff you said! i miss curtbuckbucky too </3

in a separate universe, curt doesn't end up with ken, and as much as he loves his friendship with john and agrees that a relationship wouldn't have worked at that time in their lives, he spends that first year of college pining. when john starts talking about some guy named gale during their second year, he's a little sad, but mostly protective, because "what do you MEAN he's in his 30s??" and "he's a BIKER?"

but john eventually introduces him to gale after a few months of telling curt about him, probably once he and gale actually start seeing each other, and curt immediately gets it. and then he's in double–hell because not only is he a bit (a lot) in love with his best friend, but he's blushing every time said best friend's new bf talks to him, and they're gonna notice eventually if they haven't already and he feels so guilty.

more yearning ensues and john is dense and doesn't realize but gale picks up on it, maybe even notices john doing a bit of pining of his own that john's not fully aware of. and his heart twists because his mind goes to his own insecurities about how john should be seeing someone his own age, so he sits john down and opens up a conversation about it. john is adamant that he's very, very happy with gale, but he tells gale about his and curt's past and admits that he has always still had feelings for him, but insists that it's not something he'd ever pursue, that he values curt's friendship more.

gale throws him off by saying he wouldn't mind if john wanted to explore those feelings, and at first john gets anxious gale is calling things off with the two of them and this is his way of softening the blow, but gale reassures him that's not the case, that he's very happy with their relationship. he just encourages that if he wants to talk to curt and feel things out, he wouldn't be opposed to john and curt seeing each other as well– gale's often busy, after all, so it would be nice for john to have someone else, as long as curt's comfortable with that kind of arrangement and as long as john keeps gale in the loop.

they decide to kinda just feel it out as they go, but soon enough gale starts coming home from work every so often to find the two of them curled up on his couch together, sweet and innocent. curt's wary at first, always slightly detaching himself from john when gale's around, but gale is always friendly and doesn't change up his routine, settling on the couch at john's other side like it's not a big deal at all, wanting to show curt he's welcome there, not wanting john to feel guilty.

it's another scenario where lines just sorta start to blur over time, curt spending a lot of time over at gale's house, and gale sees the way curt looks at him, probably noticed it from the first time they met but chalked it up to nerves at the time. curt's an angel and he's grown quite fond of him, but he doesn't want to overstep, so he leaves it up to curt, thinking maybe the boy will mention it to john one day and john will in turn come to gale to talk about it.

and eventually that happens, just like gale thought it might. curt's just gone home and john's head is in his lap on the couch while they watch tv, and john asks "what do you think about curt?" and gale tells him that he's sweet and he loves how much john smiles when he's around him, the usual. "so you like him?" john pushes, and gale immediately has a feeling where this conversation is going, drags his eyes away from the tv to look down at john.

says "of course" easily, and lets john take his time forming his thoughts. john ends up telling him that he and curt were fooling around earlier while gale was at work (and god help gale for the images that puts in his head) and that he'd made some offhand comment about how curt better hurry up if he doesn't want gale to come home and catch him half naked on their couch. and john's all shy when he says "and curt, uh. y'know. that... did it for him" with a vague gesture LOL. gale never fails to find it amusing how certain things can fluster john to talk about after all they've done together.

"so, anyway. i asked him about it after, if it was a coincidence, and he was real shy about it, but he did admit after a whole lot of apologizing that he likes you." gale listens to him nervously get his words out, petting his hair encouragingly, waits for him to be done before he asks "how do you feel about that?" only to watch the flush return when john mumbles "it's hot."

this is getting sooo long i need to take away my own typing privileges, but basically that's how things would start between the three of them– john and gale agree that gale will let himself be a bit flirty with curt and see how curt takes it. obviously this goes a little too well when curt gets hot and bothered sat between john and gale during a movie night with john's hand on his knee and gale's arm resting on the couch behind him while he plays with curt's hair.

the movie is forgotten when gale's finger catches on a tangled curl and curt doesn't bite back the little whine that slips out in time and john's head snaps over and he mumbles a "fuck" when he realizes what's happened, and his lack of filter comes out to play when he turns to curt and asks "curt, can gale kiss you?" and curt turns to gale with big doll eyes and nods.

john ends up palming himself over his shorts as he watches gale coax curt into his lap, face hot and pupils blown as he gets to see both his guys make out in front of him, almost dizzy seeing curt get so shy and needy and pliant because when it's just the two of them, he and curt are both very balanced in their dynamic. they've been such close friends for so long that not much gets the other truly shy like that, and they're always quick to voice their wants and crack jokes while fooling around and all. so to see curt get so flustered in that way with gale has him lightheaded, and by the time they all collapse into gale's bed at the end of the night, john's convinced this is the best decision he's ever made.

there's a lot of pining on curt's end because for a while it's kinda just sex when it's the three of them, and he loves it but he also finds himself wanting more but feeling too scared to voice it because he feels like he's intruding. but eventually they all get their shit sorted out; curt fits into their relationship just right in a way gale and john never intended or expected, and gale falls for curt just as much as john has and curt does the same with gale.

gale's got two sweet things glued to his side now and man, do they ever give him a run for his money, and if he'd thought john had too much energy (and stamina) it's nothing compared to keeping up with both of them, but he wouldn't have it any other way. <3

throuple things won't be happening in the actual fic, but i do love the idea of exploring the dynamic the three of them might have in a spin–off of that au so this was rly fun thx :-) maybe i'll write a pwp oneshot set in that universe as an excuse to write more curtbuckbucky once the fic is done LOL we'll see!

[smishymish]

Thanks for the ask! Who's your favourite character? Not necessarily mp100 but in any media you've seen and why? ☺️

Thank you for asking :DD

To be honest, it's really hard to pick LMAO there are so many characters from shows or games I like that it would take me HOURS just to figure out which specific one I favour. So to be easy, I'll just pick out a random few I can think of 😋 (this might be a little lengthy)

1. Tome Kurata from mp100.

She KNOWS what she wants and for the most part, isn't afraid to hide it. I find that I relate to her especially in the Reigen manga when she realises that she doesn't have to hide her passions from her friends :] She's so silly and so me

2. Minecraft Steve/ Alex/ the other skins...

It's a bit odd since they're technically not characters but the personalities I've given them and dynamics I've created are very fun to me :3 (though saying that, this does make them borderline oc's...)

3. Slique from campaign 1 of Tales from The Stinky Dragon

Left is official art of him. Right is a drawing of mine. This is a D&D podcast btw it's really good 👀

He's not even part of the party but he does come to help them out and oh my god he's such a fun character. More specifically his dynamic with Kyborg (one of the players). Slique is so friendly and buddy-buddy with Kyborg and genuinely thinks of him as his best friend. While Kyborg over here is NOT hiding his distain for this guy and hates him with a passion. Threatening him to his face when (if I remember correctly) Slique says that "we're so close we might as well be brothers!"

😭 Like.. it's such a funny duo because despite Kyborgs attempts and threats and OBVIOUS dislike for Slique, he still has to practically peel this guy off of him because he just won't leave him alone. I don't even remember why he hates him so much LMAOOO

(The npcs in this podcast are also voiced by different people and I really like the voice for him teehee)

[gyllenhaalstories]

Hi Laurie! 💛

You know what's coming, hehe 👀

I saw this in another fandom and now I'm sending the same question to a bunch of Jake girlies (gn) because it’s so interesting seeing everybody’s answers!

Who are your Top 3 Jake boys and why? Is there a specific piece of art (fic, gif, fan art, etc.) for them that you like a lot?

hiiiiiiiiii!!! 💖 i do know what's coming teehee! i love his characters so much. even if the movie is not up my alley, his character always stands out. i'll watch everything he's in just because i'm obsessed (except spirit untamed, it is against my principle to support this horrible version of spirit the stallion of the cimarron) i just love them like they're just so neat i love them so much. OKAY TIME TO CHOOSE.

Elwood Dalton

i cannot believe that davis was dethroned as my forever ultimate favorite character but he was. dalton is so special to me. i've been obsessed with him since the very beginning when i was looping videos to get his full name and start writing for him immediately. so he's been living in my mind rent from for a LONG and i hope he never leaves. i lost count of how many times i've watched the movie (especially the scenes with laura!!!), it's so good. i'm already seated for the sequel idc what people say i want it and i will love it! also, i love how dalton ressembles billy and lou! the scene where he punches the guy to death and tell him how he will perish was so hot like like welcome back lou bloom you were missed <3 dalton is funny, and suicidal and caring and violent and what more could i ask? yeah okay i could ask to use his titties as pillows to fall asleep on.

my absolute favourite dalton creations are the wonderful gifs that @stephendorff made! i proclaim myself as their biggest fan when it comes to jake's gifs because oh my god the talent!!! i adore the parallel gifsets, so let me link you to a bunch! omg me when + nice hoodie + so bloody yum + i will cover these men with hello kitty bandaids + need both of them at the same time.

Detective Loki

he's an obvious one! jack twist, donnie darko and detective loki must be the most well loved characters in this fandom FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS. i love loki. i'm convinced deep in my soul that he would absolutely despise me. i can't shut up, i'm clingy as fuck and we'd spend most of his rare free time watching barbie movies. but it could be nice! i'd pack him his lunch, i'd learn to iron his shirts, i'd follow him to his barber and beg the man to give me the same haircut... like, we'd have a good life! aside from getting eaten alive by the constant fear that loki is in danger but shh. i love loki so much, i love all of the mysterious details about him, i love that jake played such a big part into building this character.

there are SO many amazing fics for detective loki, and rightfully so! he deserves it! in my opinion, @det-loki is the best writer. star captures loki in such an unique way, her writing feels like deleted scenes & extra footage from the movie. i know i always recommend star when it comes to loki fics but if you've ever read what she's posted, you would do the same! @charliehoennam has also posted some amazing det loki fics recently that i cannot recommend enough!!! here are the links: cat n mouse, dinner date & the dinner party (my personal favourite!).

Tommy Cahill

when i watched brothers, i conveniently just... skipped the military scenes. so the movie was all about tommy and i loved it. wow what a sweet romcom. i just love him. he's fun and sweet and he has had it so rough with his family that treats him like a black sheep. his father is acting like tommy is the failure when the only failure i'm seeing is a parent who failed to love his child like he deserved. AND I WOULD GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE HE NEEDS! endless unconditional love. all he wants is to have a family of his own and be happy and become a better person. i have no doubt that he has what it takes to achieve his goals. he's my beanie baby and i love him to the moon and back.

controversy alert! but... i'm not mad at tommy and grace for kissing (skipping most of sam scenes helps a lot) but like... he was nice to grace for the most part, he helped her with the kitchen, he was so fun with the kids... he can't do anything wrong you know? i have horrible morals, i'm aware. so i'll just link to the video of the kiss scene because i love it and i love watching it and i wish it was me.

my top 3 usually fluctuates, but i'd say that overall, it's the same five characters that are on rotation. dalton, loki, tommy, davis and right now the 5th position is switching between john kinley & jerry brinson. i do want to say that i was pleasantly surprised with how much i liked anthony swofford and brian taylor when i watched their respective movies, i didn't think i'd enjoy their characters much but it might be time to retire my #1 bald!jake hater title. it was so hard to choose though. i feel bad for the ones i left out. i love you danny! and billy! and donnie! and adam! and holden! and okay fine i'll shut up. i know i've told you already, but this was such a sweet initiative to go around and spread some joy!!! thank you for doing this, and for sending it to me as well! 🥰

[rusted-skull]

Ok so I'm nearly finished running a Hatchetfield themed dungeons and dragons campaign and I need to fucking expel this knowledge. It's nothing game breaking so to the players who have my blog, fuck you. I can share more of this maybe but for now I'm just gonna talk about the lords in black because they're my beloved.

Firstly, Nibbly. They were the first lord in black that the party had to deal with so they come first. For the actual episode they appeared in... They were rats. I know in Honey Queen they were summoned by a pile of pigs or whatever but I changed it to rats cause teehee. The party had to fight rat mouth and then actually summon Nibbly through rat mouth. In this episode Nibbly appeared as the design from NPMD, but later on, during these visions that the players have been individually getting, they appeared in a few different forms. My favourite of which is when they appeared in a regency era ball gown in a restored version of the Whalen place. I picked regency era because it was a time of major gluttony where people just kind of did stuff for fun and the feasts people ate at were ridiculously huge. I figured they would like that. They also got very close to one particular character because, as Nibbly put it, she was hungry for company.

Right so Blinky was next. Of my altered designs Blinky is probably my favourite. In the episode they had to deal with him he just appeared as a life sized version of his doll, like in Watcher World (which was the setting for the episode.) Blinky also got close to one particular character because he claimed he had been watching their story from before they were born. When Blinky and this character had meetings Blinky generally appeared as some kind of wine aunt stereotype. Why? Because wine aunts stir shit and then watch. They be saying one sentence to start a fight and then just watching the chaos. So Blinky is a wine aunt.

[ryuichirou]

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Some replies!

Anonymous asked:

Dayummm Azul is BIGGGG LOOK AT THAT BOY! DAYUMMM

Hehe thank you!!

I am happy I managed to figure out how to draw the fishies… Azul is one thicc boy

Anonymous asked:

What do you think of Silver x Kalim? Cater x Leona? LMC + Rook x Idia?

Kalim/Silver is cute but unfortunately too cute to click with us; their interactions are sweet and wholesome, but they don’t really give us anything we look for in ships.

Cater/Leona is hmmm nothing against it, but we’re not invested enough in either of them to ship them, plus we haven’t seen anything from their interactions that would grab our attention yet.

Love Rook/Idia though! We have a tag for them and just posted them a week ago, and I’ll write a hc post about them soon… well, at some point…

Anonymous asked:

🐩 anon has arrived once more to thank you for your absolutely delicious art. I had to come out of twst burnout, it's so hard to enjoy the fandom when it's all self righteous antis trying to police the game as if it's not catered to basically young adults and older. These kids have me baffled, it's as if they believe pixels are real people.

I can hardly stand to look at TWST Tumblr anymore either, they're all so white knighted that you'd think they were paid to be piss babies in circles they don't belong in. It's one of those "Why put yourself in that position to see it, if you didn't want to be there in the first place".

Hi 🐩 anon, long time no see! Thank you for being around and still enjoying my art.

I feel you, it really is difficult when you keep seeing people saying the same type of antis bullshit over and over and over again; even if you become apathetic about it, it’s still very annoying. Mostly because it’s impossible to ignore completely – they love to invite themselves to spaces that aren’t meant for them. That’s like the whole idea. No one is forcing anyone to see anything, every ship and triggering trope is always tagged in some way or another, but instead of avoiding this type of stuff they use the tagging system to shit on certain characters and ships directly, just so you couldn’t look for your favourite thing without seeing their outbursts of unsolicited opinions.

It really is very annoying.

Anonymous asked:

🐩 anon again, but now with one that's more funny and teehee haha random info that I thought you'd think it'd be interesting or funny

On that note, I came here because I started a DND campaign with a group over a twst based campaign. It reminded me of you, which made me invested in the campaign. Now I have a whore serving with 18th century fashion, giving Vil a run for his money. So far, 10/10. He has major Edmund and Idia vibes, wants no part of it, gets shit luck anyways and so far, has slept with Bird Man for Ramshackle funds on a bad roll. Mans is a survivor and we are barely halfway into chapter 1 😭

It’s so sweet that you got reminded of us and got invested… I am very glad you’re having fun! “Rewriting” your negative fandom experience with a positive one and good associations is so important.

Major Edmund and Idia vibes + a 18th century fashion whore??? SLEEPING WITH BIRD MAN??? An icon and a hustler. I don’t know him but I love him already…

Anonymous asked:

Good lord. I had randomly followed a twst blog but then I saw them posting about how even though there is a two year age difference between the third-years and first-years, it’s wrong to ship them because the first-years treat them, especially the housewardens, like idols and apparently that’s grooming. Like, no, that’s you in Delululand and I’m about to unfollow and block. #staytoxicbestie

Yeah they seem to have discovered this idea and now put it everywhere, harassing JackVil shippers and such. It’s one of those moments when I genuinely hope that they deliberately lie and reach because I am scared of the idea of anyone being this dumb.

It does suck that there seems to be more people like that lately, and they don’t even tag their accs with “proship dni” anymore either. Gee I wonder why.

[comedicallyterriblemasky]

TEEHEE IM BACK (i hope me spamming you ((i know this isnt spamming but shh)) is okay) I WANNA SEE YOUR HEADCANNONS FOR TIM AND MASKY and also maybe eyeless jack? i don't remember if you write for him IM SORRY IF YOU DON'T, ONE OF MY FAVOURITE HEADCANONS FOR TIM RA|IGHT NOW: he would so paint, like it makes sense to me that he would, and i think he would be good at it too!!! he would at least be okay at it yknow?

Characters: Tim Wright, Masky and Eyeless Jack

S/O: No

CW: Semi realistic

Tags: SFW (Sexually)

A/N: IT'S OK DW!! AND OMFG... YOU'RE SO SMART ABOUT THAT HEADCANON RAH AND I DO WRITE FOR MR. EYELESS DW!!

Headcanons below!:

Tim Wright:

Ok expanding on that painting headcanon,, he would totally paint! And he would 100% be decent at it, though I can imagine it sorta being like Alex Kralie's pages, but like,, more deranged if that makes sense. Like to an average person who doesn't know what happened during canon/pre canon would probably find it drawings/paintings off an insane person. But I feel like the paintings would just be like, the operator and the events that happened but like, he has really terrible handwriting + I feel like he shakes a lot so it all combines into a mess. But I also can imagine him painting like really nice landscapes as well, of forests, swamps, mountains etc.

I have a feeling that he still visits Brian, Jays and even Alex's graves every month or so, even if it does bring up bad times and makes him emotional I feel like, he would still want to visit them and just update them about life

Remember how very shortly in early marble hornets how Alex mentioned his dog? (Not Seth's) I believe the dogs name was Rocky, yea, definitely adopted the dog after Alex died

I don't know how much he'd really be social after Marble Hornets, he'd probably stay mostly to himself and just try to stay alone

On a brighter note,I think he would try to quit smoking and I believe the medication has helped him a lot now.

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Masky:

Definitely doesn't even utter A single sound now, he mostly just wanders through the woods and occasionally kicks rocks. I don't see him being too murderous nowadays, if he does kill he tries to keep it short and painless, he doesn't want anyone to suffer and definitely sometimes has breakdowns after.

Finds the tapes sometimes, watches then on an almost broken player

Sometimes will try and apologize to Jessica but will run away before being able to

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Eyeless Jack:

Hobie Brown but cannibal basically

He definitely is a stalker-ish type, not a "One day and done type of guy" no, he'll stalk his victim for weeks, making sure they're perfect

Stalks from the trees and alleys type, once he figures out that it is the right person, he'll plan a,perfect time and date, he's already memorized their schedule and such

Scalpel? Yea, maybe usually just uses thought animalistic talons and teeth of his though, the police usually can't find any evidence of what had happened cause either he'd: 1 burn the place down, 2 kill the people investigating the crime or 3 hide the body somewhere it'll decompose fast enough for it to be hard to trace

Seedeater was merely an accident, just a random deer, dog and bison carcus merged together into the demonic entity today that Jack happened to meet

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A/N: Tim is my favorite, can you tell?