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ratbastard69420 · 2 days
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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ashes2caches · 2 days
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what the girl with poor hygiene needs most is love and support and patience but also sucking her dick probably wouldn’t hurt. just saying.
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catboybiologist · 2 days
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I wanted to do something a bit different this tgirl tummy Tuesday. So here's some sexy and informative stuff!
A lot of people tell me something like "how the fuck do you boymode?". My response is usually some combination of A, the parts of my face I hide are very masculine, and B, people are primed to see me as masc in day to day life so just don't think about it much.
And those are true, to an extent. But boymode vs girlmode is a bit more than clothes, and I wanted to do a video that can show that a bit. And hey, why not have a little fun and show off a little tummy with it?
There's a lot more I could be doing for the girlmode here. This is no makeup, still wearing a very compressive sports bra, and I didn't even adjust how I'm wearing my pants or the tightness. It's also not the most femme of outfits, just a woman's cut tank top. I could also do an actually femme looking ponytail that hides the hairline better- all ponytails in this post look pretty masculine, though. But I think this still shows the contrast pretty well.
The hairline does a lot of work here, but it's less than you think. Mostly, that's just a "primer" to get you to read the rest of me as more masc or femme overall.
If you're curious, here's some other pictures of each factor individually:
Boymode:
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Girlmode:
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😳🥺😳🥺😳🥺 mode:
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Hopefully this was fun, and gave a little insight into my boymoding! Hopefully I won't have to deal with this in a couple months.
@lilithtransrights @xenasaur @godless-of-the-hunt , how was my analysis here?
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maribwil · 2 days
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strawberry average-height-for-the-time cake
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bootleg-nessie · 1 day
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Collective amnesia is crazy. It’s almost like nobody remembers that time that Italy invaded Wisconsin to dismantle its counterfeit cheese market
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rateaters-sutff · 1 day
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When I was in middle school, I was basically addicted to eating raw uncooked pinto beans and would bring them to school in a mint can
And When I was in math class, my teacher would confiscate any phones he saw out and especially if they fell on the floor. So when I was in class, my bean can slide out of my pocket and made a big clang sound on the floor makeing everyone look at me.
Expecting my teacher to take my " phone" I told " oh no it just my beans" and held up my open bean can.
Causing everyone in the room to laugh at me for 2 minutes straight.
I still think about that tbh
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aquar-io · 2 days
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no thrird option coward
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the-alpine-glow · 3 days
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uh oh!!
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thefoxineer · 8 hours
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ummm... im literally neurodivergent and a miner... ⛏️⛏️⚒️💎💎🪨🪨⚒️⛏️🪨⚒️⚒️💎💎🪨💎⚒️⚒️⚒️ HEAVE THEM PICKS!!!!!!!!
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ashes2caches · 3 days
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transfem with a tendency to bite things she really shouldn’t: hey could you step over here. for no reason.
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ahamkaracature · 15 hours
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lotum-ash · 2 days
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:3
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