#“losing” bets

[yowyowyaoi]

Konan: Hidan, can you give me a hug and a kiss on the forehead?

Hidan: *blushes, mutters and does as asked*

Deidara: Hey, Hidan; I know I said I’d pay you back that money I owe you today, but I saw something in a shop that I really want to buy, hm. You’re fine if I just give it back next week, right?

Hidan, through gritted teeth: Yes.

Kisame: Hidan, I know how much you love greens and vegetables. Care to share this salad with me?

Hidan: *sits at the table and starts forcing the salad into his mouth* Okay …

Itachi: Er, what’s going on?

Nagato: Hidan lost a bet with Sasori, so the entire day, he has to agree or go along with whatever anyone says.

Itachi: Really? Let me try … Hidan, later me and Deidara are going to give each other manicures and pedicures; you’d love to join us, wouldn’t you?

Hidan: Y-you bet I would.

*Kakuzu walks into the room*

Deidara: Oooh, this is going to be good, hm!

Hidan, sighing: Alright, I knew this was coming. Go ahead, ask me to do or say whatever crazy thing you’re about to suggest.

Kakuzu: Very well. Hidan …

Kakuzu: *gets down on one knee* Will you marry me? *pulls out a ring box*

Hidan:

Hidan: … what??

Kakuzu: Sasori told me that the bet was one that you couldn’t possibly win, so I knew that you couldn’t refuse my proposal. So, Hidan … I love you and want you to be my husband. Will you marry me?

Hidan: You asshole! YES! *leaps so hard at Kakuzu that he knocks him over; the two start making out on the floor*

*Sasori walks into room*

Sasori: Ah; I see everything worked out.

Deidara: Danna, what WAS your bet with him, anyway?

Sasori: It was a breath-holding contest.

Deidara: … what??

Kisame: Sasori, you don’t need to breathe, do you? Like, at all?

Sasori: That’s right, I don’t.

Itachi: I know you wanted Kakuzu to win, but, isn’t that sort of “contest” still grossly unfair to Hidan??

Sasori: Apparently not; HE’S the one who suggested it.

The others:

Itachi: So … so he somehow managed to plan being asked to get married??

Sasori: Yes.

Deidara, looking sideways at Sasori: There is so much I could learn from Hidan, hm …

Sasori:

[kopawz]

mario has to be informed on who chris pratt is, and is disappointed

[elnotwoods]

can you feel it? the ferality in the air? that’s michael sheen getting ready to be fully unleashed once sag-aftra gets a deal too and he’s allowed to talk about kissing david tennant on the mouth and how aziraphale and crowley are in love

[cyber-therian]

imagine ur a losing dog and ur like “well at least no one’s betting on me” and then Mitski shows up…

[blackbirdless]

WHO UP THINKING ABOUT TWF 4 🔥🔥🔥

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

[borgwuazie]

well, everyone. animetwt’s Twink & DILF Showdown is over, now Pathetic Man Showdown is happening (update: ended few days after i posted this!)

The poll itself is already hilarious but the FUNNIEST thing was people were wondering where Reigen was, only to scroll down further and see this

[matchnightt]

[leesartstuff]

“I bet on losing dogs, I know they’re losing and I pay for my place, by the ring. “

Me when mitski

Anyways originally I was gonna do this format with pynch when I got this idea, but then I rembered this scene existed (at the end of the Raven king when the demon is unmaking Ronan and right before Gansey dies), and I was like oh. Well that’s the one then.

Anyways this song is so Gansey toward Ronan coded and I wanted everyone to feel my immense pain when listening to this song and remembering that Gansey died to save Ronan from the night wash. Plus just the fact that Gansey never gave up on him no matter how many times everyone (including Ronan himself) did.

Also ignore the messiness, I was motivated enough to make it, not enough to make it good

[ominouspuff]

Continuing this fix-it AU where Commander Fox springboards off the deep end into a full-on rebellion, featuring unlikely allies belatedly finding out they are allies far too late to stop being allies but then again it’s never too late not to throw a terrifyingly destructive fit about it (Maul)

Close-up’s under the cut

[posts-from-2520ad]

there's literally gonna be a new taylor swift album im so excited it's been like six years

(if you are one of the gatekeeping weirdos who only counts the albums taylor released during her lifetime as "real ts" this post is not for you, let people be excited, the machine was literally trained not just on her music but on her brainwaves so there is literally no discernible difference)

[lovely-abeille]

i bet on losing dogs, mitski // ? // isle of dogs, wes anderson (2018) // i'm your man, mitski // let dead dogs lie, silas melvin

[alexkeller-doodles]

does it mean something to u

[whathorselegs]

Kouyou and Chuuya standing in front of a fiery pile of wrecked trucks Kouyou: Why would you think it's a good idea to try and lift 10 trucks at the same time? Chuuya: Dazai bet that I couldn't, so obviously I had to! Kouyou: And if Dazai told you to leap off a building would you? Chuuya: What? No, that would be stupid, we tell each other to swan dive off buildings all the time. Nobody does it, even though he should... -- Two Hours Later -- Dazai: Hey, Chuuya, bet you can't survive jumping off the roof of HQ! Chuuya: Fucking watch me!

-- Dazai after being bailed out of jail and brought to Mori's office Mori: So explain to me exactly why you stole a police vehicle and then crashed it into a wall? Dazai: Chuuya bet that I couldn't steal the car, so I did. The crashing and being arrested, well, that wasn't part of the plan. Mori: If you could refrain from such activities in the future, that would be very helpful. Dazai: Sure thing, boss -- Five Minutes Later -- Chuuya: You lost the bet because you didn't get away Dazai: No way! I stole the car, double or nothing! Chuuya: Fine, but you have to actually get away this time Dazai: Deal! Now break something so the police will show up again.

[15-lizards]

Whole time I’ve been a “Kristen Applebees is just following gods who just aren’t good for her and she just hasn’t found what she’s looking for yet” but after this first episode I fear that she might just be The Problem

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

I believe it has been conjured by sorcery