#☠️🦜

[junkie-virus]

i am something of an old man enjoyer

some alt. bgs for yall as well ! (crazy how that stuff drastically changes how it looks huh);

[girljeremystrong]

i ❤️ pirating content

[nicelytousled]

I've not been this excited since succession weeeeeee

[chipsncookies]

I haven't yet watched the new anime of Pokemon (I don't even know where to go to watch it subbed, never did watch the previous anime outside of back when I was a child) but your posts about it and especially Amethio really makes me curious about it. If I ever get the chance to watch it somewhere I'll definitely check it out! Until then I'm happy with the content you share!

Thank you!

Sorry i infected you with new blorbo bejbdhdfs

But yeah do yourself a favour and watch pokemon horizons guys !!! unlike the previous this one has a concrete plot and the bad guys are formidable, not saying previous was bad but this one makes u take the story more seriously. I've been enjoying it so far 💖💖💖💖🥹🥹🥹🫶🫶🫶

[telethrutime]

Hey gentle reminder that you can often stream stuff through your library without a subscription through things like Hoopla, and you can get audiobooks and ebooks through Libby. Libby got me through a large chunk of the pandemic, and neither of them get enough recognition

[corvidaequeer]

HBOmax announced Infinity Train getting axed less than 24hrs ago & its already gone!!

[alwaystoday]

[vamprisms]

streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️

[this-is-not-a-slow-burn]

BEHOLD THE TREASURE: use firefox and ublock Origin if you'd like to watch Fellow Travelers

(BE SURE TO USE THE WHITE PLAY ARROW NOT THE RED OR YELLOW BUTTONS)

[firepitbutterfly]

constantly happy that i’m not the only girl woman on the earth

[junkie-virus]

ro/roach -- 18 -- he/him + neos

creature enjoyer.

                 extra (byf/tags/etc.) ˅˅˅

byf

— i dont tag very often if at all (i mostly use tags 2 talk) but dont hesitate to send an ask or dm my way asking 2 tag anything :)

— ‼️ chronic spam reblogger ‼️w/out warning so if that bothers u its probs best not to follow ^_^;; (when i get an interest You Will Know)

interactions

— dm-ing me is cool !!!! generally though im not the best at replying in a timely manner or at all (i am very sorry) (quick tip ! : say more than just hi ! saying what ur messaging for, something ur interested in, or even just how your days been is more likely to get a response bc otherwise i will overthink it. wxcept for u alive i am overjoyed to be greeted.) (applies to asks as well !!!) (i am a skittish beast !!)

tags

all (most ????) of my tags r also on this post. for me. but also if ur interested

#ro rambles - my talking/textpost tag

#rocore & #🪳 - hashtag relatable content

#my art - a bit self explanatory

#asks - also self explanatory.

#art inspo & #inspo - both are essentially art inspiration, but one focuses on drawn content/others art and the other is more general

#art ref & #ref - like inspo (also ref might hold some extra sweet treats)

#:) - collection of posts that make me happy

the emoji aka interests collection:

#🍃🐛 - stimmy posts !!

#🏳️‍⚧️ - trans posts !!! :) mostly art n whatnot

#🐺 - werewolf/general Creature Content

#☠️🦜 - may also have an adjacent #izzy hands or #izzy tag. remnants of a dark dark time.

#🌧👒🐕 - posts for my beloved mutual a4g

#🍞🍠🌸 - posts for dear friend mel :)

[littleguysdaily]

Cave story is a wonderful game and you should play it. You should not pay money to play it. It's a good thing Cave Story comes free with Windows, right?? 😉🤫🏴‍☠️😉😉🤫☠️🤫🦜🤫☠️😅😍🥵💦💦👀💦🍆🥴🍆🥴🍆 -wait hold on let me reset this 😉🤫🏴‍☠️😉😉🤫☠️🤫🦜🤫☠️

This was a Patreon request

[heartnosekid]

☠️ the name eddie 🦜

for @gilbeardyranger!

🦜-☠️-🦜 / ☠️-🦜-☠️ / 🦜-☠️-🦜

[konigsblog]

Pirate!Soap whose ship comes across a shipwreck and the only survivor is reader, and he just can’t help himself. He fishes her up and decides to keep her as a little pet :((

tw: rape, dub-con, non-con, dark content

pirate!soap ?! ☠️🦜 thinking about captain mactavish with this...

rested apon shore, your eyes closed tightly and your entire body drenched in water. he can see lifeless bodies sinking to the sea floor, while he carries you inside to his house nearby.

he's a pirate, he rarely has sex, yet has such a high libido. most people don't want to be in a relationship with him because he's away at sea a lot, but you seem to be a new interest of his...

when you're awoken, you're thankful that he allowed you to rest in his house for ‘the meantime’... but, when you say that you'll be alright, that you'll go, he gets frustrated. he slams his fists down onto the wooden table, walking over and gripping your throat tightly, yelling at you that you should atleast do him a favour for being rescued.

you think about helping him clean perhaps, but johnny has other ideas... instead pushing you onto the floor and cornering your head in with his thick, muscular thighs, having you suck him off shakily. he doesn't move, nor say anything, but it's clear what he wants. you nervously begin taking off his belt, then slipping down his fly and taking his half-hard boner out. the more you suck him, the harder his shaft gets and the tighter his balls feel.

slipping your shirt on after he had his way with your ass this time, and trying to leave on wobbly, shakey legs, only to be knocked out with a hard punch that leaves crimson blood oozing out your broken cheekbone.

waking up in a cold, dirty basement with your body spread out on a table and your wrists bound with rope. used as a fleshlight for the horny pirate instead of a helper...

[licoricelump]

🔥 Finally, she's here! Mortal Kombat 1- Fire God era Giri.

Pre-match Interactions (updating)

Kitana vs Giri

☠️ Fatality 1: Inner beast

🗺️ Character sheet:

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🦠Bio : might change in the future if her current backstory contradicts the canon events in the upcoming game, but for now, this is what we've got :D

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A younger Giri with her sand wolf - Nur

⭐ Inspirations and References

Appearance: (1) , (2), (4)

Fighting style/ Personal attributes/ Weapon: (3) and (5)

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🦜 She wouldn't be here if I didn't relisten Hoist the Colour from Pirates of the Caribbean, that song carried the entire mood for my designing of her mk1 look :D

[ice-creamforbreakfast]

My Wedding Trauma - A Simblreen 2022 Collab with Surely-Sims!

𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒜𝓇𝑒 𝒞𝑜𝓇𝒹𝒾𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝐼𝓃𝓋𝒾𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒲𝑒𝒹𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑀𝒶𝓁𝒷𝑜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒢𝑜𝑜𝓅𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝓈𝒸𝒶𝓇𝒷𝑜! ❤️🌴🦜

Earlier this year, my good friend Surely-Sims came to me traumatised and shaking. A Jimmy Buffet Trashy Wedding Set had been haunting her dreams and she didn't know what to make of such tidings. I explained that the best thing to do was to take ownership of the horror, so together, we bravely recreated this set from the deepest, darkests depths of her nightmares.

I hope you all find this set as terrifying, entertaining and....rancid as we do  ☠️

Love, Alex

::𝔻𝕆𝕎ℕ𝕃𝕆𝔸𝔻:: (ℙ𝕒𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕠𝕟 - 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖)

Items:  

🌺Malborough Dress: An incredibly flammable, ruched, knee-length mermaid dress with majestic shoulder bow details. Perfect for weddings, funerals and court dates.

🌺Elvis Jumpsuit: A jumpsuit fit for the King himself! A fitted terror boasting several thousand sequins in an aggressive peacock pattern, finished with a bedazzled and bejeweled belt.

🌺Brandi Dress: A mermaid dress just as flammable as the Malborough Dress, but shinier, floor length and asymmetric. Perfect for bridesmaids you hate.

🌺Goopy Suit Jacket: Nothing screams class like a suit jacket with the sleeves cut off...except a suit jacket with the sleeves left on. Comes with a variety of t-shirt options.

🌺Kelly-Marie Hair: Is it a mullet? Is it a blowout? Is it a nest? Is it a hat? It could be a hat....You'll never know with this hair that's so high, god can sniff the hairspray. Converted from Fortnite.  Thanks to Surely-Sims for repainting the base to make it much less Fortnitey!

🌺Newport Headpiece: A beautiful and angelic, lit up headpiece, perfect for any 100 Pack Princess.

🌺Smoldering Bouquet: A delightful, blazing cigarette bouquet to light your way down the aisle. Just keep it away from that synthetic dress and that hairspray-hardened hair!

𝔻𝕆𝕎ℕ𝕃𝕆𝔸𝔻 𝕊𝕌ℝ𝔼𝕃𝕐-𝕊𝕀𝕄𝕊' ℍ𝔸𝕃𝔽 ℍ𝔼ℝ𝔼

Did you attend the wedding? Want to bring a health and safety lawsuit against the happy couple? Want to relive the horrors? Check out this site Anne made!