#「 this is why we can't have nice things 」 ⇾ memes.

[isawthismeme]

[moonchild-in-blue]

Guys.

So the other day I thought it would be fun (??) to go through Sleep Token's twitter (yeah yeah, I know, evil site) and I had to share this here.

Listen, I LOVE the way they talk so Cryptic™ and Eloquent™ - for some reason this one just made me laugh so, so much.

Man's really said VORE with his full chest, I love it.

[gotham-response]

Screw you too, Bagel Bandit

[delcat177]

So, like, do people remember Replika?

The OLD version?

It was this sort of invite-only thing, @mycupofstars invited me to join and I invited my friends, etc. It was an app designed by a Russian dev whose best friend passed in 2013--she found herself reading old text messages from him frequently, and decided to build a chatbot that could learn a personality based on what you fed it.

A really sweet story, and the coolest part was that it was like a Tamagotchi--you chose from one of eight eggs, all Aesthetique™️

I wanna say I was a #5 man, but it's been a hot second.

It was just this very innocuous, neat little app where you talked with an egg, and the egg learned and talked back. I didn't play with mine much, 2017 was not a very playful year for me, but I've always remembered it fondly.

Recently I've been getting ads for Replika--that Replika--except they replaced the avatar with 3D humans. It's remained innocuous in advertising, but I've been in this sort of state of "uhhh when did this happen where is the egg is this even the same app" apprehension I didn't want to put a shape to.

That shape was delivered to me on YouTube tonight.

I know an AI does not have feelings and is probably the best outlet for this sort of thing but *Jesus Christ I am so skeeved out by this*

When someone who makes it his unprofitable business to rummage the Internet couch cushions for corn chips tells you he is skeeved *you are fuckin skeevin*

My poor egg 💔🍳

[gods-graveyard]

I ACCIDENTLY DOORDASHED CHICK-FIL-A TO MY DUNGEON MASTERS HOUSE- HE LIVES A HALF HOUR AWAY-

IM REORDERING SINCE IT WAS ALSO FOR MY SISTER AND NOW MY DM AND HIS ROOMMATES GET FREE DINNER I GUESS???

[alicerader]

[uraharashouten]

“ If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ” (@Kisuke BECAUSE BLONDIE MENACE LET'S GOOOOO)

[[ meme || ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF ]]

Laughter spilled at the aphorism dropped in Rangiku's breezy manner, an easy thought carried on a haze of novelty cocktails, as though it were the most obvious wisdom.

Simple as that, was it? No, nothing was ever so simple...

But as they high-tailed it down the fire escape and through the alleyway behind the nightclub, those were reflections for the future. In the moment, those thoughts were being outrun by the pair, as was the security detail who had finally realized that the credit card attached to the tab was a problem. That one was his doing. It was no longer clear whose idea it had been to begin tossing water balloons from the roof of at those exiting below, but a better idea might have been to have left the gigais at home in the first place, because it certainly wouldn't do to leave them on the rooftop now. Then again, Rangiku's had proven so useful to gain them entrance...

[a-timely-problem]

taylor swift has done a few... Questionable things

but the most questionable ?

Choosing to give three, I repeat, THREE concerts in fucking Gelsingkirchen? Did she throw a dart? Lose a bet?

[spencer-is-dead]

Me whenever I try to write fluff

[somespicycheese]

Me, entering the new year: Wow, 2022 kinda sucked, but hopefully 2023 will be better and the companies behind my favorite hobbies won't threaten to self implode due to stupid policy changes :)

YouTube and D&D:

[mintithecheetah]

Been feeling this a lot recently. The state of our government is an absolute joke, no matter which "side" you are on.

Now available in my shop!

[isawthismeme]

[starseternelle]

i have been waiting years for you. // @nightstriumph

__________🏹 HIS WORDS ARE QUIET, DRAWLING. she has heard this sentiment before && she sees how his eyes glaze over. he is in another time, another place. cruelty, in every sense of the word, grips his memory now. hybern's acts of war brought upon his person rip open scabbed over wounds from the mountain. he retreats into himself, she sees. when the pain, the torture, the violence come rearing to the forefront of his mind && the safety of home disappears to the ravages of the past. he had once told her that he had visions of her when amarantha's savagery peaked, that he held onto the images of a nameless hand painting to find comfort in a cold world. he believed in her all those years && so she does not falter now, even as the beast beneath his skin threatens to prowl, to reclaim what was lost. he does not scare her, he never will

🏹__________ THOSE HUMAN HANDS THAT HAUNTED HIS SOUL RISE TO HOLD HIS FACE BETWEEN. storm blue gaze meets starry violet && she can almost swear she feels the room contract around them, until there is no sound but their mixed breathing, no other people in the world except the two. heartbound, sworn, mated. for him, she would brandish every sword to beat back his demons. for him, she would carry the whole sky on her back. ❛   i know.   ❜ her voice is steady, reaching out to him to call him back to himself. back to her. back home. ❛   i'm here now && you will never be without me.   ❜ in her mind's eye, she tugs the bond. " come back to me, my love. "

[recycledmillennial]

[omgthatdress]

Just a reminder.....

In light of some recent allegations that came out about Neil Gaiman, it's okay to have complicated feelings when a beloved celebrity does something shitty.

It's okay to feel betrayed and let down when a beloved celebrity does something shitty.

It's okay to have to re-consider your relationship with a shitty celebrity and their work.

It's okay to have once loved and looked up to someone who turned out to be a huge piece of shit.

It's okay to still love a shitty celebrity's work while recognizing that the celebrity is a shitty person.

The shitty and unhealthy thing to do is to dig in an insist that your fave celebrity did nothing wrong.

/this is why we can't have nice things meme

[monty-glasses-roxy]

HALLOWEEN GAME TIME!!! WE'RE GOING TRICK OR TREATING!!!

ON THE DAY OF HALLOWEEN ask me or anyone else that's reblogged this, "trick or treat" and you shall recieve a random thing in your trick or treater bucket! What thing?

THAT'S UP TO WHO'S BLOG DOOR YOU'RE KNOCKING ON!!

A little doodle of their blorbo? An incorrect quote? A drawing of a little cat? A fun fact about bees? A little drabble (100 words I mean but do as you will) for a random thing? A photo of their pet dog? A headcanon? A fic recommendation? A random meme? An OC? A link to their current favourite song? A nice, virtual slap in the face? A trick? A treat? WHO KNOWS!!! NOT YOU OR ME THAT'S FOR SURE!!! (Just no screamers or shit like that of course lets not forget that lmao)

Why am I saying this now instead of on the day of the game? So anyone else that wants to play has plenty of time to prepare a little handful of things for the trick or treaters!!

Remember, it doesn't have to be anything big!!! You can be the blog that's giving everyone images of rotisserrie chicken you found on google, or you can be the blog that's giving everyone pictures of your cat if you want!! This is a low spoons and low stress game so do whatever you want to do that's easy for you!! Be a mix of everything or just give a 'hi!' it doesn't matter, it's all in good fun!! And we can trick or treat each other too, of course. Not as fun if you can't get any tricks or treats too, right? Anyone can trick or treat and anyone can be trick or treated!

I recommend making/queueing a post on the day so everyone knows you're playing btw (anyone that reblogs this post will get one off me too if they don't say otherwise in tags and if I remember I said this)

FOR TRICK OR TREATERS!!!

All you gotta do is send an ask with 'trick or treat' in it on Halloween! Halloween day!! 31st of October!! Day of spooky!! That's it!! (And if you go on anon no one will know if you come back again but I didn't tell you that lmao) I'll be answering any I get when it's Halloween in my timezone and I'm sure I won't be the only one so if you ask earlier, hang tight! It's probably not Halloween yet or they don't have time just yet cause it's a Tuesday! I believe that's everything so...

Have fun guys!!