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[likelyhyperventilating]

Fluffy and angsty headcanons of Texas/Oklahoma because why not

- (by yours truly, 🐊🌻)

Texas and Oklahoma have dates where they ride around through the mountains and woods on their horses. They'll walk through the streams with their pant legs pulled up, splashing water at each other and dragging the other into kisses. By the time they are back its late at night (if they didn't spend the night outside) and are covered in dirt, giggling and shoving each other like teenagers in love

They have many fights at meetings so as to not fight at home. They may love each other lots, but they still have their differences. It's better off fighting at a meeting (where its pretty much supposed to happen, to Gov's dismay) then fighting at home around the kids and making their house toxic. They always leave the meeting together and are seen with happy faces, so it works for them. (Sometimes this isn't the case, but it usually is)

Whenever Texas gets drunk, he becomes very sappy. He will literally waltz Oklahoma around the house and kiss every inch of him that he can. Throwing praises at Oklahoma for being able to handle his dumbass. When he's super drunk he starts talking to Oklahoma in Spanish

Oklahoma is the only one who has heard Texas speak Spanish for a long time (the last time being right after becoming a state and letting his people know). Texas feels so safe around him to not be afraid to talk in Spanish

Oklahoma has collections of wood carvings that Texas made throughout the decades, it was the first courting gift that Texas gave him and every anniversary he gets another one

They would so have matching belts, Oklahoma has Texas's state flower on his belt buckle and Texas has Oklahoma's

They would watch old Wild West films together, Texas would be the one to talk the whole time and calling characters stupid when Oklahoma is just combing through his hair and not paying attention

Texas combs Oklahoma's hair everyday; every time he walks up, takes a shower, comes back from the field, and gets ready for bed. He picks out different ribbons to braid into his hair, I can so see him picking them out at the store or getting them made for Oklahoma.

Oklahoma every week will make a new bouquet of flowers for Texas, picking them from their garden and making them all pretty for him. Texas gets embarrassed every time and acts all manly but he really does love them

Their house is always loud; Texas is in the kitchen making a mess, the kids are running around with their mud covered shoes, the dogs are running everywhere, somehow a pig got in, and Oklahoma is just making one of the little ones giggle

Whenever Texas gets on Oklahoma's nerves, Oklahoma makes him sleep in the barn. Not that Texas minds, of course. He's already slept in there multiple times just because. Though that won't stop him from being a little upset about having to leaving his comfy bed to go sleep on hay bales. (Oklahoma gives him a pillow and blanket)

Texas is still learning to be and accepting and good parent with Oklahoma's help. He doesn't want to end up hurting his kids or for his kids not to like him, not like how he was raised, so he's learning. Oklahoma is learning as well, but he is a little farther ahead than Texas in his knowledge

Texas has a bad back that constantly cracks from the shit he’s put it/been through. Oklahoma massages his back and helps him stand up and walk when it is really bad. Sometimes Texas can’t walk or move it without agonizing pain so he’ll spend the day in bed while Oklahoma takes care of him. (Sometimes his back is just too stiff for him to move). He cries a lot on those days from embarrassment, anger, sadness, etc because his body is “ruined.” (in his eyes, he is weak on those days. Oklahoma makes sure to tell him otherwise with firm and loving words.)

Oklahoma gets really bad migraines that leave him stuck in bed. He always tries to get up and trudge through it but Texas forces his ass back into bed each time. He'll spend the day in his dark bedroom, warm tea, soup, and pain meds resting on his bedside table, and in quiet. Texas makes sure to keep the kids away from Oklahoma and quiet/out of the house so Oklahoma can heal and won't be in more pain. Sometimes Oklahoma will drag Texas into the bed (if its a slow free day) and latch onto him, refusing to let him get up. (not like Texas wants too/will)

Texas is really good at sewing, he keeps it a secret to others but he will always fix Oklahoma's ripped shirts. He always teases him for being clumsy but doesn't mind at all. It's not just Oklahoma but his kids too.

[sootysnail]

banhammer 👍

[zgvlt]

we have to talk about him he's so cute !! an expressive boy !! a smile that heals !

sebek showing off his malleus portrait is how i feel showing off pictures of sebek to my non-twst friends like i don't think they care but they indulge me while i go on and on about some mint ice cream boy

[cryptids]

this is what the size differences in transformers ships are like

[ayoedebiris]

[stevenose]

throwing my own “consensually fucked instead of given a ticket” gator fic into the ring (gender unspecified reader, no pronouns used). i hate this man and i wish i was immune to his actor but alas..

the red and blue lights in your rear view have your eyes rolling. you signal right, and pull off to the side of the road. the crunch of gravel makes you wince. you don’t fish for your registration, or ID. you’re sure the man that pulled you over doesn’t care to see them.

you watch him approach in the left side mirror. his hair isn’t slicked back like it usually is. he walks with his hands stuffed in the pockets of his navy bomber jacket, thick denim hugging his thighs. a pair of brown laced-up boots hit hard on the pavement before he makes it to your window. a flashlight suddenly shines in your face.

“c’mon, gator,” you huff, batting it out of the way and gritting your teeth when he grins boyishly. “and what’s my crime tonight, huh?”

“you were speeding,” he drawls, leaning on your window frame and bending down to see you.

“everyone speeds on this road.”

“ain’t you always bitchin’ about how cops never do their jobs? now you’re gonna bitch at me for trying?”

you sigh and blink at him, eyeing him up. “you must be really lonely tonight, gator.”

he always seems so taken aback when you call him out on it. his face hardens in an instant, though. “lonely?”

“that’s why you pulled me over, right? so you didn’t have to sit in your cruiser alone with your right hand shoved down your pants?”

brown eyes narrow. “you know i don’t need that attitude.”

you know he loves it. in the same way you love when he manhandles you exactly where he wants before sending you on your way again with his cum leaking down your thighs. ways that are intensely private, never to be shared out loud with anyone, including each other.

“what do you need, then?”

“a license and registration.”

you laugh, eyes wide. “no fucking way are you giving me a ticket.”

“license and registration,” he repeats, fingers drumming on metal. he’s growing irritated.

“absolutely not, gator. you’re not fining me for going - what? fifty-five in a fifty?”

he leans in, his nose nearly touching the tip of yours. you lean back slightly, your eyes wildly trying to find a place to land.

“you know goddamn well not to argue with me.”

your lips twitch upwards. “you know goddamn well i’m not paying a fine.”

rocks dig into your knees as he shoves you down on the side of the highway. the sharp pain is hard to ignore, though it’s certainly a good punishment. your fingernails dig into your palms, clenched behind your back in a pair of handcuffs. before you, gator unbuckles his pants with one hand while the other grips your hair.

“you gonna say sorry?” he asks, a single thick brow cocked.

“fuck you,” you say giddily, eyes trained on his cock, which gator’s just freed. you haven’t seen it in at least two weeks, and to be truthful, you missed it. it’s so long it curves up at the top, and your lips already hurt while looking at how fat it is.

“i think you do this on purpose,” he sighs, fisting his cock in front of your lips. a clear bead of precum falls from the head. “‘s like my cock’s your boyfriend, huh?”

you glare up at him, offended. “shut up.”

his hand tugs your head back and he pushes the head of it up to your lips. “want me to make you?”

gator gives you no time to adjust because he knows you don’t need it. but it’s been a minute, so you gag harshly, tears spilling from your eyes. your hands move to his thighs, gripping them, but gator slaps them away. “on your own thighs, y-you fucking cocksleeve.”

you’re so horny it hurts. you swirl your tongue around his cock, salty precum making your mouth water. drool puddles in thick strings down your chin and onto your legs. gator gasps and groans above you, occasionally doubling over and shoving your nose directly against his pelvis. he makes a pained noise, waiting til you squirm before whining high pitched when he lets you off.

“kiss it,” he urges, pulling out of your mouth. he’s speechless as he watches you make out with his shaft before doing the same with his balls. “oh, jesus christ. you’ve got the best fuckin’ throat in town ‘n ‘s all mine, ain’t it?”

you shake your head because you want to see what else he’d do.

“mhm,” he hums, like he expected that. “you’re still p-payin’ the ticket.”

[i-am-a-fan]

Was Red in too much trouble after PIF and DBK found out she was eating bacon

Oh. It's really not how the DBK family reacted that you should be worried about..

[straykeedz]

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[clownblr]

If tumblr keeps deleting my asks I’ll cry :,0( Alas, at this point I think it might be something with the blog sharing feature </33 I snapped a pic when we got this because I prophesied tumblr would eat that shit for breakfast………

But nonetheless, hello anon!!

The mask and the black markings, depending on what they are (and the black accent color overall tbh) would lead me to believe that it might be part mime or Pierrot- it’s a little difficult to tell without a clear image. It’s shy nature would lead me in this direction also, but judging by the fact that it’s in your attic of all places it’s story might be a bit more complicated… (I hope it is alright :0( )

Furthermore, the bright colors may be indicative of some party genes as well!! (Again, given it’s not like porcelain sized) Clowns of course come in many different colors across breeds BUT red and gold/yellow color combos are a staple among party clowns!! Along with very fun and poofy costumes hehe

Without being able to get a super clear picture, some sort of party/sad clown mix is probably my best guess! Leaning more towards sad clown tho..

Besides the breed of the clown, though, it seems as if that clown (based on its fear of you) will need a lot of love and care- an attic usually isn’t a very good place for a clown, but it might be looking for the safest option available to it. Leaving out food and trying to show that you’re not a threat might help to coax it out of hiding. If you have a clown shelter in your area, give them a call as well!! :0)

I wish you the best of luck with this friend in your attic, please keep us here at clownblr updated if any new developments occur!!

[moongothic]

May I ask for married lizards head cannons (Dragon x Crocodile)

Unfortunately, honestly, I don't really have Dragodile headcanons at all, mainly because we know so little about Dragon it's kind of hard for me to imagine what he'd be like in a relationship with anyone, let alone with the meanest reptile on the planet

Aside from Dragon being the worst lay Crocodile ever had but to be fair that is at least 38% a joke headcanon

[likelyhyperventilating]

angsty and fluffy Florida headcanons

(by alligator guy and rad sunflower dude)

(florida hat divider made by @alaskashigh)

Had his left leg bitten off during an alligator accident and it never grew back right so he uses a prosthetic. Sometimes will throw his prosthetic leg at states whenever he's bored or they get on his nerves.

Has a bunch of tattoos. Big tattoo on his back, one full sleeve on left arm, couple on his ankles and feet, few on his chest and ribs, couple on his right arm, one behind his ear, and one on his lower back. Dude is covered head to toe. (His favorites being the ones Loui and Cal tattooed on him)

Sharp as fuck teeth. No joke those things are DEADLY. Also has a gap tooth that he likes to use to shoot water at the states. [It drives everyone nuts]

Can drink his oceans water and be completely okay.

During hurricanes he has to be monitored since he's died during them a bunch. He coughs up salt water, his lungs will get filled up, blood gets replaced with salt water, etc. He once died 12 times in one sitting from a really bad hurricane. It's not fun and he hates it.

Very attached to Loui. When Spain left him with Gov he was thrown into a new scary world and unsure of what to do/where to go. Running into Louisiana was pure fate in his eyes. He wouldn't be the same if he hadn't met him.

He has his own language with Louisiana. The two of them made it centuries ago when they couldn't speak to each other and ended up adding to it more and more. Louisiana and Florida are fluent in it and like to confuse people by talking to each other in it. (I've been thinking about making their actual code or language type thing. if i do i'll make a post about it)

Once bit a walmart employee during a weekly grocery run with a few other states. he’s banned from that walmart now. (you can’t ban him. he will come back no matter what)

His room is FILLED with plushies. He's got plushies from all sorts of places and people laying about. Sitting on his bed, thrown on the floor, up on his desks/shelves, everywhere. Lots of them are from Louisiana and California, some from other south states, and even one from Gov as a gift when he was sick. His favorite is his oldest plushie, one he's been carrying around since he was a territory

[floofyboi57]

October 1-3: Scrapbooking!

First addition to @savoryangel ‘s slowshiptember! I’m using this as an excuse to draw more of these goobers

Nico and Walker scrapbooking, they got distracted with the stickers though

[the-captain-mangle]

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Fnaf 🩷

Your turn to die 🩷

Oddities Roleplay / Minecraft Fnaf Roleplay ❤️

Welcome Home 🧡

The amazing digital circus 🧡

Danganronpa (games) 🧡

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Sonic 🧡

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Regretevator ❤️

DDLC 🖤

Cookie run kingdom 🖤

Invader zim🖤

And some others I might have forgotten! (more on the carrd)

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Boyfriend to Death 🩷 8:11 ❤️

Nekopara (NOTE: im only willing to do the characters who look like adults, the ones that look like kids give me the ick, sorry) 🖤

Dream smp / any smp in general 🖤

Most games with ns/fw (as long as the request is sfw)

The coffin of Andy and Leyley 🖤

Super Sonico 🧡

You and me and her 🧡

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Alfreds Playhouse

Monster high (personal reasons)

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Our fictkins: The Mangle, Amy Rose, Streber (Spooky month), Pest (Regretevator), Beetle (8:11)

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Our sexuality: Gay, multispec (quoigender), Polyam, demisexual

[cryptids]

prowl finally giving in and agreeing to follow the constructicons back on robot social media and overnight his feed just becomes full of those construction worker memes like

[husshow]

post-practice interview 11/1/23