#🔧 Engie

[technicalgator]

This medic main believes in you, Tech! Be the engie you know you can be!

AHEEM HEEM THANK YOU CRAN!!! 💖💖✨✨

I stg Medic mains have been the nicest people I have interacted with so far, y’all deserve so much ;w; 💖

This gives me the courage to try Casual again and hopefully not die repeatedly :,D

[rexscanonwife]

WOW my first self ship art with Engie since like?? 2019? 😳 it's always so interesting coming back to an older f/o, but especially since my art has improved a lot since then getting used to drawing him again has been a trip!

[carnivorous-parasite]

Just in case youre still in a writing mood.. 💗 with lee!spy and ler!engineer 👀

not even gonna lie I was really hoping for an engiespy one (<- is hyperfixated on them right now)

This was ridiculous. Beyond ridiculous.

He wasn't entirely sure how he'd ended up in such a predicament- laying on his back, Engie's mechanical hand having a vice grip on his ankle and his flesh-and-blood hand occupied with relentlessly scratching at the back of his knee.

Spy didn't bother too much with fighting him off- he knew all too well it would be a losing battle- and instead just tried his best to muffle all the silly noises he'd been making, covering his face with his hands.

In all honesty he hadn't been aware his voice could go this high until now, and he hated it- it was undignified, unbecoming of a gentleman such as himself.

Engie, on the other hand, seemed to love it.

[angel-cove-choir]

DELL

he/him

🔧 Howdy, howdy! Dell Austin Conagher PhD. Engineer fictive engaged ta Jane, bi/poly transman.

42 years young, and not a gray hair ta show fer it.

Typin' quirk user. Ah don't wanna hear nothin' about it, host is Texan. Got that?

Indifferent about source one way or the other. But Ah'm not givin' up my face fer sure.

Don't ever swoon over me like Ah'm cute. Ah'm a hired killer, and a grown man no less, dammit, act like it. That bein' said... Ah don't bite. /gen

Other names: Engie, Laborer, Cowboy

Signoff tag: #🔧 buildin'

[teleported-bread]

Well, folks, happy 10th expiration date! I rewatched the video and here are some things I noticed.

Some of Engie's wrenches on the wall! Looks like a stock, eureka effect, and southern hospitality. There might've been a jag on the other side of the southern hospitality but it was hard to see and I could just be a mistaken jag stan. 🔧

Who are these other people with masks in this photo on Spy's wall? Other spies?

This painting on the wall in Spy's smoking room/ Napoleon Crossing the Alps by Jacques-Louis David. Spy clearly thinks pretty highly of himself, to say the least, lol.

You can tell Spy has practiced backstabbing this dummy. Also, that face. Hehe.

The table cloth has TF2 logos on it.

Some of the books behind Scout include "dating for frickin morons", "so you're going to die...", "bonk! cola's dating guide", "being friends and getting naked", "first dating book", and "how not to sound stupid". Also, that face too.

And lastly, though this picture is obviously not from the video, it is interesting that this came out 2 days after father's day, hmm...

[meiliarotten]

i need the insight of the tf2 smut expert (complimentary) on this one... which of the mercs prefers tits and which one prefers ass?

First off- I am honored to be considered the tf2 smut expert. Now- on to the ultimate question.

🍑 or 🍒?

🔞MINORS DNI🔞

The Masterlist

👟 Scout 👟

Oooooh I had to ponder this one for a long while. Now, I personally headcanon Scout as bi (like me), so I finally decided he likes both, but specifically tits for women and ass for men. If you’re non-binary it’s a coin toss. As in he’ll probably literally flip a damn coin.

🦅 Soldier 🦅

My reasoning here literally had me looking up muscle groups in the human body. Soldier strikes me as a man attracted to strength. Literally look at Zhanna. She definitely pegs him and he’s not ashamed of it. As such, I think he’s an ass man- largest muscle in the body, y’know? Yeah. My high school biology teacher would be proud to see what I’m doing with that hard earned education.

🔥 Pyro 🔥

Pyro likes any squishable soft part of your body- tits, ass, belly, it’s all fair game, but if they had to choose, they would go with tits. They’re the easiest to squeeze if they hug you from behind, they like the way they feel when you’re cuddling and they’re pressed up against them, big or small, breasts are just perfect! Plus, if you have an especially sensitive chest, Pyro will definitely take full advantage of that during foreplay

💥 Demo 💥

For Demo, it comes down to what’s easiest to grab in the moment- and that tends to be your ass. It’s easy to give it a quick squeeze in the corner of a bar or even in passing on the battlefield, just to tease you a bit- tits aren’t nearly as subtle. So yeah, it’s ass all the way for this one.

🥊 Heavy 🥊

I struggled with this for a long while but I finally settled on tits. Heavy is much bigger than most of his lovers, and so he prefers for them to ride on top so that they can take him at their own pace. This position makes it pretty easy for him to caress your chest or simply watch the way your tits bounce as you ride him. It’s a view he can’t get enough of!

🔧 Engie 🔧

Ass. I had to consult a fellow smut expert on this one cause I was stuck, and they’re reasoning basically boils down to a particular smutty scenario where Engie bends you over his desk and goes to town- hence resulting in the ass preference. I also personal feel like he wouldn’t be shy about spanking either.

🏥 Medic 🏥

Assl Tits. THIGHS. I will perish on this hill, Medic is a thigh appreciator above all else. Mans will go down on you for hours just to be cushioned between a pair of thighs. He’ll leave bite marks on the soft flesh. A pair of thigh high stockings will fucking slay him, as illustrated in this fic by lil ol me.

🦘 Sniper 🦘

Ass for sure. This might have something to do with the “wild man” energy Sniper gives off. Something about him just screams feral, and that includes taking you ass up and face down whenever the mood arises.

🌹 Spy 🌹

Tits, especially if they’re accentuated with some fancy lingerie. Spy will gladly worship your chest if you want him to. He’ll even buy you outfits that show off your curves with plunging necklines just for him to admire you in. Kinda like a sugar daddy

So yeah, those are my hot takes on what each merc prefers. You want a source? My source is that I made it the fuck up

Jk, this is all in good fun, and I’d love to see y’all’s opinions as well! These are the discussions we should be having, people!

[axelthegreat101]

Could you do merc headcanons of them seeing their S/O making them their favorite food and how they would react

This one is interesting.. I'll enjoy making this.

Engie, Scout and Heavy seeing their s/o make their fav food

🔧 Engie 🔧

He was looking for you after a long day, wandering around the base and calling your name.

It wasn't until he heard sounds coming from the kitchen that he found you, standing over the stove and making something

His eyes widened as he saw you were making his favourite food, and a cheesy smile crossed his face

"Aw, darlin', you made this for me?" he says, coming up behind you

"Yeah! I thought you deserved it after today."

"Well, ain't you just the sweetest thing."

⚾ Scout ⚾

It had been a particularly rough day for him, practically dragging himself inside after the battle, so you had decided to make him something

He came into the kitchen, originally planning to grab a can of Bonk!, but he stopped when he saw you

"Hey, what're you doin'?" he asks, coming up behind you.

"Making you some food." "Wha- Really? For me?"

He's not used to people making things for him, aside from his ma, so he's a little choked up that you put thought into doing this.

"Th-thanks babe.." "Are you crying?'' "No."

🐻 Heavy 🐻

You noticed he'd been feeling down lately, so you decided to make him his favourite food

After you were done, you brought it to his room, pushing open the door and getting him with a smile

He looks up at you from his book and smiles back, and then his eyes drift to the plate you're holding, and his eyes light up

"Did leetle Y/N make this for me?" "Yeah! I saw you were feeling sad so I decided to make you this!"

He smiles again and give you a big bear hug, thanking you over and over again.

Rest assured he was much happier after that.

Eee, this was so much fun to write!

[mr-archaeoptryx]

I finished their designs :3

Anyways not too sure what I want to call this AU but I've kinda settled on "The Blocks".

More about it undercut if you care idk:

I don’t want to say much about them because I want to write fanfic about this and I don’t want to spoil it so sorry if this sounds barebones or is confusing :(

Some quick before things: This AU is in a world where all of humanity has been forced into a highly structured society. Basically everyone was kidnapped and forced into cryosleep except for people part of this secret organization who’ve begun to create this super structured world

Cities are just numbered and under each city are the “Blocks”, 4 per city, 1 a daycare, the other three for people 18+. Blocks all have 100 members (people who have been awoken from cryosleep) and have a strict ruleset, if a member breaks a rule, they’re killed. The last remaining member is allowed to leave and live in the “new world”. Daycares don’t do that (kill members (kids)) they just teach them to follow the new rules. They also get their education there so once they’ve graduated they’re allowed to leave.

(⚾Scout) Jeremy, Block Master Assistant (Block 3)

He’s the main character or something. His one goal is to be a Block Master because his dad works as the admin for the blocks and would always come home talking about it and he just thought it was the coolest thing.

(🇺🇸Soldier) Block Master Doe (Block 2)

Think the most like patriotic, pro-american (but not for america), drill sergeant- so he’s basically the same person. For every AU I make where Soldier is included he’s always the same person because I just love him so much.

(🔥Pyro) Moe/Puff, Block Daycare Attendant (Block 1)

They’re mute :3 They help Heavy in the daycare and their pyromaniac thing isn’t there, they’re just insane. They see the whole world as Pyroland but not everything has to be on fire for it, they’re just like that. Also Moe is their name but Puff is what they let all the kids call them because they're always wearing a puffy jacket

(💣Demo) Tavish, Block Master Assistant (Block 2)

He’s very laid back, he might genuinely let people get away with offenses as long as Doe didn’t see it, he’s mostly there to keep Doe in check and also because I’m a boots and bombs shipper and they’re gay :3

(🧸Heavy) Mikhail, Block Daycare Teacher (Block 1)

Leader of Block 1/the daycare. Block 1 leaders are really nice because they’re whole job is to just teach/watch over kids so he’s just genuinely wholesome :) He tries to get the other Block Masters (Ludwig & Doe) to be better but he’s given up on Doe and Ludwig might be too far gone

(🔧Engie) Dell, Block Maintenance Overseer

There are teams of people who maintain the blocks (he’s one of them), He works with the Admin and Block Masters to keep Blocks up to date. Currently he’s a bit busy because Block 4 had some accident that no one is allowed to know about and it’s not working but everything is totally fine guys 👍

(🫀Medic) Block Master Ludwig (Block 3)

The Knife from Camp Belica in Wolfenstein: The New Order, him fr fr.

(🐊Sniper) Mundy, City 16 - Block 3 Member (32)

Member of Block 3, member number 32. He really couldn’t care less.

(🚬Spy) Jacques, City 16 Blocks Admin

I could’ve just used TF2’s administrator but I have another idea for her and then I also wouldn’t’ve known what to do with Mr. Spy. He’s like the mayor of City 16 but he mostly looks over the Blocks, not the whole thing.

If anyone wants to send asks about this I'd be happy to answer. Also I guess asks for characters are fine, I think if I get any for those I might draw the character to go with it to kinda show their designs a little more. Idk I am just really excited about this AU and want to share it <3

[absolute-rehydration]

SPLATOON TF2 FANS WHERE YALL AT I HAVE IDEA🤩🤩✨

SUPPORT BIGMAN IS JWBEFHIHLJKBWJ🤩✨💖💖💖

I AM PITTING SHIVER AND FRYE AGAINST EACHOTHER MWHAAHAHAHA💀💀

so yeah i posted this already on a discord server but i wana put this idea out

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here some tf2-splatoon stuff i have

(yeah i know spy gear build kinda trash but hey, aesthetics🤩🤩)

(THE RED SUIT AAA IT SLAY CRABMACHE🔪💖🍷)

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hell yeah PISS INK💖💖🤩

ENGIE LOCKER💖💖🔧

[angelwheat]

Can I have some hedcanons for Engineer with a short (like 5’0) chubby s/o? 💖🔧

Engineer ; Short, Chubby S/O

author's note: i apologise for the delay. it got a bit lost in my drafts...

warnings: none | pronouns: neutral

The Engineer isn't quite sure what drew him to his S/O in the beginning. Perhaps it was their kindhearted nature or perhaps their shyness that he found adorable. Or maybe he felt at ease about his own height around them. But the more he thinks about it, the more Engineer realises that it may just be... them.

While it is partially true that Engineer doesn't feel so awkward about being shorter and slightly chubbier than the rest of the mercs now that he's with his S/O, he still won't tease them too much about it, as he knows how it feels to be the shortest in his friend group. However, there are times he can't help but be a little tease, but he means nothing by it.

Engineer adores his S/O's physique! And if they feel a little insecure about it, Engineer will be damned sure to make them see just how beautiful they truly are. He's on the chubbier side himself so he can sympathise with some of their feelings as there are times when he feels insecure himself.

And his S/O best not even mention about being too heavy... because Engineer can (and will) scoop his S/O off their feet with ease. He chuckles if they're surprised and flustered. He lugs around heavy machinery day in day out. Of course he can lift his S/O.

Being short really doesn't mean that much to Engie. After all, he's says it's about the personality! And with that, Engie will love them no matter what size or shape they are. He dotes on them. Keeps then plenty fed. Gives them all the love and affection that they need and treats them like royalty. They're his everything.

[technicalgator]

🔧“𝙹𝚞𝚜’ 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗’ 𝚊 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚔𝚎, ‘𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕”🚬

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A doodle of my homie (@gogurtprints) ‘s Engie, Finch! He is so badass and I love him sm <3 ✨

Here is the lad in question! You should totally go draw their Engie sona, as a treat :]

[rexscanonwife]

Thinking about like. I don't think it was an AU so much as a timeskip or something where down the line my s/i and Engie settle down in his hometown in a nice farmhouse and he like teaches high school physics or smth and he's one of those teachers that does BATSHIT experiments to keep the class engaged and show them how everything works and they all love him!! 😭😭 and apart from taking care of their kids, Artist teaches art class probably in the same school and sometimes they visit each other's classrooms and are all sickeningly sweet and mushy just to make the kids groan 👉👈💖💖💖

[carnivorous-parasite]

Engie def plays ppl like his guitar

OH FOR GODS SAKE ANON /SILLY /POS

no but you're so right like he lays u over his lap and hums a tune as he scratches at ur tummy like he does his guitar

[angel-cove-choir]

tf2 fictive userboxes - DEFENSE

*:･ﾟ✧ f2u w/ credit! NOT for rp!

✧ offense || ✧ support

[2frosty4you]

Mon ami, will you please write us some tf2 crushing on you with my boy Engie? Please 😳💗

Crushing on You [Engineer Headcanons]

TEXAN MAN WOOOOO

| Engineer x Fem!reader | 360 words | masterlist | Ask/Request-Box |

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🔧 Engineer and you have been friends since the day you joined the team, and through that time he has slowly begun to grow feelings for you

🔧 It’s when you bring him food or drinks while he’s working that causes his heart to flutter and skip beats.

“Engi take a break, plus im bored and scout is outside with a rocket launcher and i bet you want to see him eat shit” “Well uh, aight I’ll be out soon”

🔧 As i have mentioned engi is not sane, he cut off his god damn hand ffs. So even if he’s not the same as medic or spy he is very calmly obsessed with you.

🔧 But it's nicer, knowing everything you need and all your likes and dislikes. He’s a busy man but he makes time for you.

🔧 Makes you little creations, and if you have the skills and do the same he keeps them in his workshop proudly overlooking his work.

🔧 Likes to have you in the room while he does work, whether pyro is with you or not just spending time with you makes him happy.

🔧 You know his teddy bear cosmetic? If you make clothes for it he will have to stop himself from breaking down as you offer him the set of small bear clothes.

🔧 He calls you darlin, sugar, pumpkin and other southern esc pet names in passing. If you do the same you will make him explode.

“Oh thank you darlin’“ “No problem sugar” 

🔧 For a man with 11 PHDS he could never find a solution for how his body shut down when you called him that. No mater if you are cringing at it he is red in the face.

🔧 Loves to play his guitar for you, it would be you two (and pyro at times) around the campfire next to his truck as you two drink and he strums the guitar strings. 

🔧 If you use weapons that can remove sappers consider him yours the instant you save his sentry when it's on 3 health.

🔧 Being a southern gentleman he gets you a bundle of flowers, each of meaning and gifts them to you alongside a profession of his love for you.

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[meiliarotten]

Lingerie Headcanons (All Mercs!)

🔞Minors DNI🔞

The Masterlist

👟 Scout 👟

Honestly I see scout as the kind of guy that gets worked up if you just happen to wear a bra and panties that match.

He just likes the idea that you put thought into what you were gonna wear for him

If you really wanna play to a fantasy though…

Playboy Bunny suits

It’s stereotypical, but people find those outfits sexy for a reason, so can you really blame him?

Favorite colors- he would claim to like the typical red and black, but I honestly think he has a soft spot for pink.

And he definitely doesn’t know shit about lingerie styles (tbh, neither do I. I’m looking at charts and cosmopolitan articles as I write this) so a simple bra and panty set suits him just fine

🦅 Soldier 🦅

Just dress up as the Statue of Liberty, he’ll be all over you

Ok, I’m kidding. Kinda. On to the serious stuff.

I think less is more with Soldier. I’m thinking vintage pinup aesthetic really gets him going

I know it’s not technically lingerie, but hear me out

Wear a dress or top that shows off your chest or “accidentally” drop something only to bend over in a skirt that’s conveniently just a bit too short

Bonus points if your wearing some actual lingerie beneath that skirt, flashing a bit of lace

Tease him, see if you can crack that strict drill sergeant demeanor her tries so hard to maintain

Once you're in private just know he’s not going to hold back on you.

favorite colors are red white and blue. No, I will not be backing down on this.

🔥 Pyro 🔥

the more colorful, the better with this one!

That goes double for frills.

Honestly the two of you could probably make a whole day out of you trying on different outfits and strutting around like a runway model, much to their delight

Pyro is like your own personal cheerleader

May also enjoy sexy costumes (nurses, French maids, etc), but I don’t see them as being much into roleplay, so those are probably more for fun

The fashion show usually ends when an outfit is just too hot for them to resist 😏

Because Pyro fucks and I will die on that hill

Their favorite colors for lingerie would be shades ranging from fire red to pastel pink

Favorite style is either babydolls or rompers. They just think you look so cute in them!

💥 Demoman 💥

He probably has the most ‘traditional’ lingerie tastes of everyone

Nothing too fancy, just a silk chemise or a pair of lacy black panties will do just fine

He definitely loves being surprised with it now and then. Undressing you to find that you’re wearing something special is always a turn on

Sometimes he’ll even save up to buy you a pair for special occasions like anniversaries.

He always gets super flustered when giving it to you, though. It’s really freaking cute

That said, if you really want to get him going, wear a pair of his boxers

You know those guys who think it’s hot as fuck when their partners wear their boxers or briefs?

Yeah, Demo’s one of those guys, 100%

Plus, you get to wear comfy, loose underwear. It’s a win-win!

🥊 Heavy 🥊

Heavy doesn’t have any need for fancy lingerie

Honestly he’s kinda terrified of tearing it. That stuff is expensive!

That said, he does enjoy the way you look in a teddy.

When he learns the name of the garment he’ll call you his “little bear.” It quickly becomes his favorite pet name for you

Favorite colors- doesn’t really have any. He thinks you look pretty in any hue.

That said, one thing that gets him even more worked up than lingerie?

Is when you wear one of his shirts- obviously way to big for you, fitting you like a nightgown- and nothing else.

🔧 Engineer 🔧

this is gonna be stereotypical as hell

And honestly he’s very aware of how stereotypical it is and he’s a little ashamed of it

But if you wore a sexy cowgirl costume he would be on you in a nanosecond

But let’s run with that- I think Engie likes costumes

This man has a secret knack for roleplay, I’m telling you

Naughty nurses, feathery show girls, a college student with a low cut blouse who would do anything for a passing grade

He does have some more vanilla tastes as well though. For example I think he loves the simplicity of a camisole or nightgown

Favorite colors would include white and baby blue

🏥 Medic 🏥

I will PERISH on this hill- Medic is a thigh man.

He LOVES the way stockings hug your legs. (In fact I’ve written a fic about this exact scenario)

He would also go feral over a sexy nurse outfit. Is it stereotypical? Yes. But it is also very hot. (I have also written a fic about this)

He’s definitely bold enough to just outright ask you to wear something for him, perhaps a blood red bustier and some matching garters (to play into that thigh kink I mentioned)

However he leaves it up to you when you will be wearing said thing, maintaining some element of surprise.

Once he actually sees you in it, perhaps waiting for him in his private quarters after a long day of work, he will take his time to admire you, making you do a little spin for him

He’ll definitely tease you and refuse to undress you until you're begging for his touch on your bare skin.

🦘 Sniper 🦘

Sniper is not a picky man when it comes to sex

That said, lingerie is always a welcome surprise

His only preference comes down to the style of the lingerie- he prefers crotchless designs.

He doesn’t see the point of wearing something sexy if he has to take it off to fuck you

Styles where the bottom of the panties can be easily pulled to the side also work for this

I think he also enjoys silkier textures.

He’ll run his hands over the fabric both during and after sex, almost as a way to soothe himself and come down from the high

Neither of you really know why this calms him down so much

🌹 Spy 🌹

Spy has sugar daddy energy and will probably buy lingerie for you

Expect the fanciest, silkiest garments that money can buy.

Chemise, robes, and negligee (which is basically the “wealthy widow whose husband died under mysterious circumstances” robe, according to the internet)

Most often they would be in traditional black, but I feel like a deep violet or midnight blue could also be appealing to him.

Oh and get ready to be teased to hell and back.

Spy likes to take his time, especially when you’re wearing something nice for him. After all, what’s the point if he just strips it off of you immediately? (plus this stuff is expensive so he’s gotta get his money’s worth out of this.)

He loves teasing you