#😂😂😂☠️

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

Tony's old. His back hurts, and Peter's a little shit™️ 😂

[bamababygirl7]

[8um8le]

Robot girlfriends

[sallyrhubarb]

When you and your husband are down to only 16 fucks a week but then you realize it could be worse when your housemate says your husband and him are down to only 3 fucks a week

[thetristoneera]

[typicalopposite]

Henry really went “Bet” and the proceeded to be the doer of the bad things 👀😂

[frnkiebby]

OKAY IM SRS LAST ONE

JFC OKAY YEAH~🎃

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

I saw a text post that was like-

Tony: What’s with all the sniffing?

Peter, who’s coming down with/has a cold and doesn’t want Tony to know: I was… doing drugs…

And it reminded me of Sicktember so I thought I’d throw it in your inbox!!

Tony:

😂😂😂☠️

[angelnumber27]

You lost true friends due to being a crazy person

Uh ma’am this is a mdcdonalds…

[inafieldofdaisies]

Character Inspiration | Sébastien Gallagher-Kerring

POV: Maurizio 'raided' John's ranch and took some souvenirs. (Read as Sabrina took pity on him and let him keep some things. The poor baby boy heir isn't built for a holy war.)

"I'm not wearing some dead man's clothes, Calahan. I'm a Gallagher-Kerring." "You'd be a dead man yourself stepping a foot in that ranch, chief, but be my guest, send Johnny my regards. Ain't gonna play your knight in shining armor."

@adelaidedrubman @socially-awkward-skeleton @onehornedbeast @trench-rot @strangefable @direwombat

[sallyrhubarb]

Are we Golden Girls?

[emblazons]

Forewarning - slightly petty (but mostly fun) anti-mlvn post:

I’m just gonna say it: I know it’s Mlvn’s finding byler as such a legitimate threat that stops them from enjoying absolutely HILARIOUS dynamic Mike and Will would have as the straight-and-gay best friend duo, because there’s no other reason to pass up what could easily be one of the most hysterical dynamics of all time. Like?

Down-the-Line Will (over his initial feelings for Mike) finding out he has a crush on another straight man—only for Mike to notice, threaten to fight said man for being an asshole, and Will just sitting there facepalming because Mike was the stupid straight man before (or just this energy in general)

College!Will being too afraid to go to pride alone and Mike being absolutely so “I’m gonna paladin mode this” extra he goes out of his way to be a true ally, learn more about it and even attend with him…only to end up getting in a fight with homophobes (again) and the police (again) over them being rude + trying to put reigns on a good, informative time

Newly (or temporarily, if they really want to stick to mlvn) single Mike being shit with women and going to Will for help being more desirable to them because (despite being gay) he pulls harder than literally anyone else in the party

But NO.

Even their explorations of a friendship that literally defines the show is permanently stifled…because they don’t actually believe Mike could never have feelings back, or even consider that the straightest versions of Mike & Will would still be the best of friends.

Even the “I’m gay/bi and still ship mlvn” kids overlook the potential of this—which is how I know it’s rooted in homophobia and not really paying attention to the dynamics of characters in the show ☠️ and no, it’s become abundantly clearer over time that straight!mike isn’t how it’s going down in canon but ??? This interim space between S4-S5 would have been perfect for that…if you loved the characters more than you loved a fight.

[bamababygirl7]

[romanarose]

Alright weirdos

@lightagainphoenix says the Folgers commercial was nothing 😂