#'but whyd you try it if you didnt want to like it'

[asexualbookbird]

yall. i keep coming across this thing on instagram, people making "edible cookie dough" out of yogurt and protein powder. well.

i tried it. and im MAD about it. WHY IS IT ACTUALLY TASTY!!!!! HOW DOES IT ACTUALLY TASTE LIKE MY FAVORITE COOKIE RECIPE!!!!!!!!!! UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!!

i didnt measure anything but i used fage greek yogurt (ive seen people use cottage cheese as well but uh. no thanks <3), vanilla protein powder (others also use peanut butter protein power and add a scoop of pb), oat flour, brown sugar, and mini chocolate chips.

it tastes like my moms oatmeal chocolate chip cookies to the point where my mom said "wheres the coconut?" because her recipe adds shredded coconut

yeah the yogurt adds a Tang to it, but the oat flour does SUCH a good job i dont care. what the fuck. i hate this. fitfluencers you win this round.

[dandy-lad]

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[midnightblues444]

Meanie weanie |

Executive Ran x executive! Reader

Summary: after years of banter you've learnt not to take anything that Ran Haitiani says seriously, but cant help but wonder when the jokes end

Tags: smut with plot, workplace romance,

Sorry for being so inactive guys!! But here's a little thing

The cool evening breeze softly decorates your skin with goosebumps. The balcony you found refuge on is mostly empty, guests spaced out in huddles of conversation while you gingerly sip on a sweet cocktail.

"Mind if I join you there darlin?" the voice is male, annoying, you can tell as he saunters closer. You raise your brows without a word, raising your glass to your lips.

"So, you here with anyone?" He tries to be smooth

"No actually" you mumble, rubbing your slightly cold arms

"Ah so what brings you here then if not a date?"

"Business, its my company's event, so not really here for fun" your sips turn to gulps, you want this conversation to end

"Ah cmon theres room for a little fun right?" He shoots again, with a loopy grin

"Well I was having some fun before you showed up" you give him a look, turning to face him with as much annoyance you can muster. The offence paints his face as he prepares to say something else.

"Ohh ouch, she got you there man" the familiar sound of Ran Haitianis deep voice,of course, as if he just appeared. The man huffs, embarrassed to say anything else, you motion with your hands for him to shoo and glare before he leaves.

Ran turns to you with a pleased look on his face.

"You're so mean miss (name), it's hot"

You take a sip and glare at him over the rim of your glass, Ran Haitiani, your fellow executive who knows no bounds, hes beautiful unfortunately...tall, not too slender, with sleepy lilac eyes, tonight his dress shirt clings by his shoulders and his sleeves are rolled halfway up his forearm, revealing his tattoo.

Hes a flirt, a reputable man whore, you've tried to stay away from romantically. Being cautious not to fuck your colleague even though hes as fuckable as this. Although youve been testing your luck with some flirting, harmless banter, you call it.

"your dance card full?" He grins,

"Yes actually, theres a line of gentlemen waiting for my hand" you sigh giving your voice an exaggerated trill, putting your glass down

He grins wider, taking your hand in his, like a victorian gentleman, "then they'll have to wait longer hmm?"

Dancing with Ran felt like one of those moments where you catch yourself thinking he might genuinely like you. That the flirty banter is laced with hidden feelings hes scared to admit,

Its in the way his eyes never leave your own, his hand on the small of your back guiding you to the music, he doesn't make awkward small talk instead he makes fun of some poor passersbys and you laugh quietly trying to not make it obvious your laughing at a target.

It's nice, until the the songs over and Yuki,a woman from the company's catering service asks to steal him from you, just for a moment of course, forcing you to leave the dancefloor.

Hes not yours, you know that much, but cant ignore the feeling you get in your stomach when you notice his hand placement , finding yourself stomping back to your hotel room. Its moments like these where you hate company trips, wishing you could be in your own bed sulking for as long as you pleased.

You exit the elevator, deciding to take your heels off before continuing on. Sudedenly hearing your name get called from behind you. Ran, once again just appearing. You roll your eyes as he gets closer.

"Why'd you go?" He tries to hide that hes panting

"Did you take the stairs?" You avoid his question

"Elevator was occupied." hes quick "whyd you go?"

"Just felt like it"

He gives you a look, he doesn't buy it

"I mean...I'm pretty tired and Yuki came so I just didnt feel like standing there and if I went back to our table, the rest of the guys would probably tease me about us dancing together- and I really am not in the mood for that and... why are you looking at me like that"

Hes staring at you, no, hes gazing between your eyes and lips. Hes amused, grinning. "Jealousy makes you look super kissable" he smiles

"Stop just saying nonsense" you correct him rolling your eyes

"I never just say anything miss (name)" he steps closer

You huff in disbelief, looking away, when his hand suddenly on your chin turns you to face him "stay still, and ask me to kiss you"

Your breath hitches, you stare at him and then his lips, your heart races. You know hes being serious and this is now a moment of truth.

"Kiss me then Haitaini"

He grins so hard you feel it deep into the kiss, he kisses you tenderly, his fingers tracing your jaw and cheeks. Your hands gently hold his wrists, yet find themselves around his neck as it deepens.

You feel dizzy when you pull away, breathless, eyes opening slowly, "shall we move then" you sigh, with a gentle chuckle he laughs too.

In your room, he can barely stop kissing you, groaning onto your mouth, through the door to the edge of the bed.

You begin unbuttoning his dress shirt, discarding it. You kiss his chest and neck while undoing his belt. He gets out of the pants, and is left in just his black boxers.

You push him so that hes laying back on the matress, watch me, you wordlessly command. turning so he can unzip the dress. You slip the straps off each shoulder and let the thing fall down to your ankles, watching how his bulge grows.

You unclip your bra, and slip out of your panties. Hes jerking himself breathless, as you climb over him. Sitting cutely on his dick, you grind your hips teasingly as he groans, you kiss him boldly now, continuing grinding, you can tell he can barely focus by the way he sighs deeply.

You suck hickies onto his skin, and begin guiding him inside you, finally sinking down completely, you both let out a drawled "fuck". As you begin to bounce, desperate to keep the friction.

He chuckles at your whines, bringing one hand to thumb at your clit roughly and the other to take charge of the pace, thrusting upwards to your spot almost desperately.

He moans your name so sweetly each time you clamp down on him. And you feel your brain go to mush at how deep inside you he reaches, filling you up so good, your moans being paired with the sound of skin slapping.

"You drive me crazy" he says, and he means it, his thrusts get messier as he gives give you more,

"so close" you gasp, before you realise it your coil snaps, you arch at the way he doesn't stop and keeps fucking you through it. He finishes soon after you, groaning out curses, you feel his dick spluttering release and it dripping down your thighs.

Your panting as you come down, slowly, laying on him before feeling him turn you over. Climbing over you with his signature grin

"I'm not done with you sweetheart"

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: married to franky edition

ー franky def a chronic emoji user

liked by frankys.favorite, dni_nami, and 9k others

SUPERLOVER: i love treating my husband out for dinner hes my entire world 😍🥰❤️💘

tagged: frankys.favorite

dni_nami: this is what i mean when i say get urself a man w money bc wdym u managed a res at this fancy ass restaurant ????

uso_pp: so this is what u skipped boys night for 🙄🙄🙄

-> roro.zoro: at ur grown age...

-> freeluffy: WHAT DO U MEAN BT THAT ZORO

-> SUPERLOVER: NO ILOVE U GUYS STILL BUT I LOVE MY HISBAND MORE

[liked by frankys.favorite, dni_nami, ans 90 others]

frankys.favorite: i love u sm handsome

-> SUPERLOVER: hehehe (//∇//)

liked by SUPERLOVER, freeluffy, and 10k others

frankys.favorite: best details about my husband

tagged: SUPERLOVER

SUPERLOVER: YOU CAN PUT AS MANY STICKERS ON MY TITTIES AS U WANT BBYBOY I LOVE YOU 😫😫😫🫶🏼🤭🤭😻🤖🤖🤖

-> frankys.favorite: 😭😭

-> robinkills: i need u to restrict the usage of emojis on your phone. its getting insane.

dni_nami: whyd i get frankys whole ass tit on my tl bruh

uso_pp: imma bite that 🤭🤭🤭

-> SUPERLOVER: [name]'s done this several times and ive yet to feel anything 😎

-> uso_pp: ayo????

princesanji: a hello kitty tattoo is crazy

-> frankys.favorite: ur def the type to have cinnamoroll tattooed on ur hipbone dont even try it

liked by robinkills, iceburg, and 10k others

dni_nami: literally told these two to not set off the fireworks and look at them kissing it up. absolutely shameless.

tagged: SUPERLOVER and frankys.favorite

frankys.favorite: what do u mean it was a great light show namiii

-> SUPERLOVER: I MUST AGREE IUR FIREWORKS SHOW WAS SUPPPPERRRR BEAUTIFUL

-> dni_nami: no. it was SUPERRRR disruptive for the whole street

SUPERLOVER: look at my handsome baby. his pretty face👻👻

-> roro.zoro: ur emoji selections r always so unsettling

princesanji: their marraige was a match made in heaven w the way they both are constantly ruining everyone elses night

[liked by SUPERLOVER, frankys.favorite, and 90 others]

liked by SUPERLOVER, dni_nami, and 13k others

frankys.favorite: get urself a buff man like mine holyyyy shiitttt

tagged: SUPERLOVER

SUPERLOVER: GET YOURSELF A SEXY MAN LIKE MINE HEHEHE 🫸🏼🫷🏼i love u so much

-> frankys.favorite: ❤️

uso_pp: NOOO WHEN U TWO START THIRSTING FOR EACH OTHER U DONT EVER FUCKING STOPPPP

-> dni_nami: time to mute the both of them

freeluffy: i wonder how someone so old like franky is able to keep his body so muscley

-> SUPERLOVER: im not even that old luffy what the fuck

-> freeluffy: ur like 50

-> frankys.favorite: hes 36????

-> freeluffy: same thing!!! :DDD

roro.zoro: how the fuck r u shaped like a dorrito

-> SUPERLOVER: i was crafted by the hands of my lover and molded into be the perfect man for him.

-> roro.zoro: FOR FUCKS SAKE.

liked by frankys.favorite, dni_nami, uso_pp, and 11k others

SUPERCOLA: finally was able to take my baby out to get him a new car 🏁🚙

tagged: frankys.favorite

frankys.favorite: thank u sm EVEN THO I TOLD U MULTIPLE TIMES U DIDNT HAVE TO but thank u so much i love u

-> SUPERLOVER: of course YOURE MY NUMBER ONE RIDE OR DIE i need to show u how much i love u 💍 i wish i could buy more than this because you deserve so much more my love

[liked by uso_pp, robinkills, and 200 others]

robinkills: this is crazy. but i love it for u two, absolute sweethearts

uso_pp: what about me franky 🥺🥺🥺

freeluffy: i wanr a car too franky 🥺🥺🥺

ttchopper: i want my own car too franky 🥺🥺🥺

frankys.favorite's story

me n my husband vs the world <3

SUPERLOVER replied to your story: u rlly had the time to snap a pic after all we did last night??? ur crazy and ily

[dylanmunson]

Pregnant / Eddie Munson

summary: you and eddie have been together since the start of highschool, now both finally out of school you find out your pregnant. Eddie did say '86 is my year... so... 

Masterlist /// Wattpad /// request

You sat in the kitchen area with the test in front of you, looking down at the two pink lines, you sigh closing your eyes. 'fuck' you mumble running your hands over your face. 

You and Eddie had never spoken about having kids, sure you wanted one or two but not right now? As for Eddie, you were certain he'd freak out and leave you. Both of you still a bit to childish to take care of a plant let alone a baby. You look at the test again picking up holding it against the dim light, yup theres 100% two lines. 

You feel your bottom lip start to wobble, you squeeze your eyes shut to try stop the tears but they start falling anyway. 'fuck' you groan getting up and going into yours and eddies bedroom, since you were here most of the time anyway, it was basically home. You flop onto the bed and groan hiding your face into the pillows. 

You wake up feeling a hand on your lower back, 'mhmm' you groan 'hey sweetheart' eddie smiles softly 'you dozed off before i got home' he chuckles moving your hair out of your face 'sorry' you mumble moving to sit up next to him, you lean your head on his shoulder 'how was hellfire?' you yawn he chuckles 'was good, my little sheepies won the campaign' he smiles taking your hands into his. 'ive decided its dustin whos gonna take over' he smiles kissing your head 'yeah?' you smile at him, he nods his head 'hendersons got it, im still going to go to some of the games' he chuckles, you smile placing a soft kiss on his lips, 'and we're gonna still play outside of school--' then it hits you as he keeps talking about hellfire.  

you left the test on the table. 

'uhh, two seconds babe' you grin jumping up and going to grab the test, Eddie follows you out 'wha-' he stops as you pick it up 'babe?' you freeze, not turning to look at him 'whatcha got there?' he hums walking closer. 

truth be told, he saw it when he came in, but he wanted to hear it from you, so it didnt bring it up. 

'ed, i- i just' you sigh 'im so sorry' you mumble leaning over the counter. 'why you sorry for' he chuckles coming up behind you rubbing your back 'sweetheart whats wrong' he mumbles pulling you into him. 'im pregnant eddie' you sob into his chest, he bites his lip before kissing the top of your head. 

"we're having a baby?" he chuckles, you frown looking up at him, no ounce of anger in his face 'your not angry?' he shakes his head 'whyd i be angry?' he chuckles 'ive loved you since we were fucking freshman, i knew you were the one when you agreed to sub in for Jeff that one time in freshman year, when you destroyed everyone in the game, all while looking like a god damn angel in your little elf outfit' he chuckles remembering it like it was yesterday. Jeff had the flu real bad and Hellfire needed a sub, so Eddie asked you, you agreed of course your relationship was just starting out and you wanted to make a good impress to his friends. Granted you had known everyone since middle school but this was the first time playing dnd with them. You had gotten dressed up as your character as well, adding little elf clip on ears to your own and pink shimmery body glitter covering your arms, nose and chest. 

You bite your lip trying to calm down as more tears run down your face 'sweetheart' he chuckles wiping them away 'i thought youd leave' you sob, his heart aches as you cry into his chest 'never doll, im not going anywhere' he mumbles into your hair, rubbing your back. You stay like that for a few more moments, 'so we're having a baby' he chuckles, you nod your head 'yeah' you chuckle wiping your eyes 'suppose we are' he nods kissing your nose 'hey baby bean' he grins placing his ring covered hand on your stomach 'cant wait to meet you' he grins as he kneels down and places a soft kiss on your tummy just above your belly button. 

/////// 

You were now two months along, you had had your first scan last week and were in complete and utter love with your little bean. You had moved into the trailer with Eddie and Wayne shortly after finding out. Eddie being by your side the whole time, making sure you had everything and anything needed. 

Today you were telling your friends, Steve and Robin and all the Hellfire boys about your little bundle of joy. 

They were all coming over for a movie and games night, the game obviously being dnd, not that Steve or Robin would play but they enjoyed watching every so often, You sat down on the sofa looking at the scan in your hands as Eddie places everything where it should be before everyone arrives. 

Everyone arrives with a box of pizza each, you chuckle shaking your head leaning into eddie as he tucks into his one, 'guys' he says with a mouth full of pizza, everyone turns to him 'were just waiting for one more person to arrive' he grins Dustin is the first to look around at everyone 'but everyones here?' he states, Eddie grins 'no they arent' wrapping his arm around you 'but this person is gonna take a while to get here' Mike sighs 'come on man, we just wanna play dnd' Jeff sitting back rolling his eyes. 'Edddddieeee' you groan laughing at the man next to you. 

He chuckles 'dont worry we can play without them' 'thank fuck' Mike sighs taking a sip of his drink 'besides they wont be able to play straight away anyway' everyone looks at him confused 'are you high?' Gareth says looking towards the older boy. 'No but she is pregnant so' he grins taking another bite of his pizza, like nothing happened. Like he hadnt just announced you were pregnant to all of your friends. 

'wait what yo-your pregnant?' 'your having a baby?' 'wait what?!" 'ewwwww' 

you hear, you nod standing up and grabbing your scan photo 'look'you grin handing Robin the photo 'its just a blob' she says tilting her head 'hey dont call my child a blob' Eddie says pointing a finger to the girl. 'Its baby bean' he mutters, 'riggghhhtttt' robin nods along 'how far along?' 'two months' you smile softly looking at eddie, taking his hand into yours. 'im not showing yet but i will be soon, and im- we're so scared but so excited and i just' you chuckle, eddie grins down at you 'we're so excited, starting our own little family' he grins kissing your head. 

'well im happy for you both' steve says, putting his can in the air 'to baby munson' he smiles waiting for everyone else to cheers him. 

'To baby Munson' everyone chuckles. 

///////

Now 5 months along, your got a little baby bump, youve moved into your own trailer with eddie, Wayne helping you but deciding its best for you and his nephew with your new chapter starting. You stand in the middle of the second bedroom as you start to plan out the nursery 'hey! i said itd do it!' eddie mumbles taking the paint brush from you 'go and rest sweetheart, the fumes arent good for you or baby' he smiles softly moving your hair behind your ear 'buuuu--' 'not buts' he chuckles placing a soft kiss on your lips 'go' he grins. You go and sit in the living area turning on the tv before dozing off. 

Your awoken a few hours later to the sound of Eddie playing the guitar, its soft and gentle compared to what its normally like, you stand up slowly and walk to your bedroom, eddies sat with his back to you, playing random chords and humming before stopping and writing something down 'whatcha doin eds' you smile as you catch him in the mirror, he grins turning to you 'just song writing honey' he smiles 'about?' 'you and baby' he smiles softly. 

You smile and nod your head as he carries on playing the song 'you going soft on me Munson' you chuckle, he rolls his eyes 'shut up' 

//////

8 and 1/4 months along 

You were nearly at the finish line, you were in bed one evening, Eddie was at Gareths house, they were holding a campaign there tonight, you were in bed when you felt it. 

'shit' 

You groan as you stand, fluid running down your leg 'fuck' you sigh, followed by a sharp pain in your tummy, 'ouch okay little one' you mumble putting your hand on your tummy where the pain was. 'okay okay, let me ring your father to tell him you want out' you chuckle. 

You slowly waddle over to the phone and ring Gareths home phone, after three rings he picks up 'We're in the middle of the game whats-' 'fuck, i ne- i need Eddie now' you groan as another sharp pain rumbles across your tummy 'but we're in the middle of-' 'Gareth tell eddie his child is coming and i need to get to the hospital right now or so help me god i will shove this phone so far up yo--' you groan. 'right got it' he mumbles before shouting to eddie.   

/////

its now 3am on the 15th May '87, Eddie was in the waiting room while you push and screamed. He heard you, it broke his heart to know you were in this much pain, but he also knew youd have your sweet baby bean in a matter of hours. 

4:49am Baby Munson makes their entrance into the world. You sob quietly as you hold baby in your arms, not noticing that Eddie is now running to your side. 'Hey sweetheart' he mumbles kissing your forehead 'im so proud of you' he grins 'hey you' you grin, the tiredness now starting to take over 'look' you grin looking down at the baby. 'their gorgeous' he grins 'healthy baby boy' you mumble kissing eddie. He grins resting his forehead against yours 'Hey baby boy' he chuckles 'wanna hold him?' you mumble, letting out a little yawn. 'i uh' 'baby needs skin to skin contact' one of the nurses say, Eddie gives you a look, you nod at him, he chuckles before taking his top off, 'like this' you smile handing baby over to eddie, who is now holding your son as carefully as he can 'he has your eyes' you grin at your boys. Eddie just chuckles to mesmerised at the little boy in his arms. 

[sereves]

Tsubaki and Lawless Sibling Headcanons

After reading that meme about what woulda happened if Lawless and Tsubaki were on good terms I had to make these headcanons

This. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought about this-  Allow me to do a small rant/analysis-

Lawless is canonically referred to as having a family root according to Gear in this panel

Yall no one can change my mind Lawless got fat daddy issues that run deeper than a black hole

As shown in these panels he has a deep respect and gratitude to Saint germaine for reviving him, and even goes as far as to lecture Kuro for being "rude"

I also find it interesting how of all the siblings Lawless is pretty much the only one that was happy to be revived, aside from Ildio who was more or so neutral on his new life. Lawless pretty much took his new life and appreciated his second chance-

Personally in my opinion, I believed because he was a lower-ranking prince who was killed in a conspiracy he may have never gotten a chance to live life? He looks like he died pretty young and since he was a lower ranking prince, he may have lived with a silver spoon in his mouth, but likely was never able to go out to much and was probably very lonely. He probably only had Guil by his side which is why I love and adore their father/brother dynamic 😭

SPEAKING OF BROTHER DYNAMICS- KURO I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU-

dAWG- WHYD KURO DO HIM SO DIRTY 😭Bro straight up just lost Ophelia, is about to lose his "second father", then gets dumped by his own god damn brother- Like Kuro pretty much told him "we shouldn't have been born". Like bruh lawless got done so dirty in a span of like a week, like even after this he goes back home  Ophelia's kingdom was destroyed 💀

Also he had to walk to the meeting stop for about 10 days+ and then walked back on his hedgehog stubby legs like is this man okay, IMAGINE WALKING ALL THE WAY ON FOOT AND JUST BEING DUMPED LIKE THAT- no wonder bro held such a fatass grudge against Kuro. Centuries later they meet again and  Kuro really had the audacity to be like, "why u mad at me" as if he didnt kill Saint and told Lawless they shouldn't really exist 😭

Anyways, moving onto the actual Tsubaki and Lawless siblings headcanons-

Lawless desperately wanted a family and tried seeking that through his new found Servamp siblings, but sadly none of them really wanted it aside from Ildio and Freya. Love the headcanon that Freya canonically thinks of Lawless as her "dear brother"🥺

Tsubaki later down the road looks like he craved that too? In fact it looks like he went to every sibling and tried asking them who he was and none of them knew. But what Im curious is about is this

Lawless already knew about Tsubaki? When we got Lily's POV, he stated that he was visited by Tsubaki, and Tsubaki started laughing because none of his siblings knew about him. Now Im curious, because if Lawless had met Tsubaki in the past, what was it like? Did he just know of Tsubaki from C3? Given the fact that Lawless has spied on them sometimes when he was bored, is that how he found it? But I have a weak heart, so lets make some headcanons on had they met earlier and actually became close.

In a perfect world, Id had pictured Lawless helped Tsubaki escape from C3 and they both became close since both craved familial love. Its been revealed that Tsubaki is trying to protect his little sister so for sure, bros in the same boat as Lawless trying to make found family

There was also an old book called, "The Hedgehog and the Fox" where a quote is stated, "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." Reference: https://www.jimcarrollsblog.com/blog/2018/5/23/are-you-a-hedgehog-or-a-fox#:~:text='The%20fox%20knows%20many%20things,various%20wiles%20of%20the%20fox.

I like to think this very similar to Lawless and Tsubaki. Tsubaki, is likely one of the strongest siblings and can clap cheeks instantly. He has many skills and is canonically the only one that can "kill" his siblings, but Lawless is older, so I believe the "the hedgehog knows one big thing" is really cute, but it feeds into the dynamic that, yes although Tsubaki is superior to Lawless in terms of power, he has a lot more to learn.

Considering Tsubaki was locked up in C3 for a while I would like to think Lawless took him out and immediately tried getting him situated in the modern era. Thats my perspective on "hedgehog knows one big thing" like imagine being locked up and experimented for ages, and finally being introduced the modern day, like when was the last time Tsubaki saw the sun 💀

I also headcanon Lawless is probably pretty well off considering hes greed and judging from the fact hes constantly wearing rings and bracelets like I doubt those are fake, and he literally shops at Shibuya. Lawless is canonically a bougie bitch 💀

Please give me cute shopping montage of Lawless dripping out Tsubaki in modern Japanese styled clothing LIKE I WANNA SEE HIM WEARING THIS

Anyways thats all I have for now, but TLDR: I love servamp sibling interactions, strike please stop depriving us

[fcknstar]

,, shit affair "

-harryosborn x bc!reader x spiderman/p.p

a.n : this is a black cat reader shot, and it took like 3 days for me to finish this cause i was like so unmotivated in between writing this. i really really didnt know how to title this so yea.

warnings : manipulation ig? , using someone?

**lowercase intended**

being harrys assistant and having a secret affair with him is one thing, but being black cat is another. harry knew your identity, well because he was the one that 'made' you. it was when a test induced by kingpin that gave you psionic, feline-based powers and such. harry trusted you, trusted that youd never have the heart to turn you back on him. because if you ever do, he would gladly remind you who you belong to, remind you where you are in life. harry had mainly given you such capabilities because he wanted you to do tasks for him. cliche isnt it? 

in broad daylight, you were you, an innocent assistant. but when the night comes alive, thats when the black cat comes out to play. you often help criminals steal valuable items, steal items for yourself and harry or steal to just dispose them later on. you were doing this to attract the attention of spiderman. harry wanted you to hold spiderman captive after he disagreed to give harry his blood. despite understanding why spiderman chose to do that, you had to please harry. 

for the past few days, spiderman have been on the lookout for black cat. the only reason he patrolled every night is to see you. harry was sure that youd never fall out of love with him, and stay loyal. thankfully you didnt. but to his luck spiderman started growing fond of black cat and her sarcastic remarks. you went out at night as black cat, trying to find spiderman not knowing he is hot on your tail. before you could get any further, he grabbed your wrist pulled you towards his chest. 

" you look lost, kitty " spiderman chukled as he let you go. 

" whyd you disappear all of the sudden, huh? " spiderman advanced towards you, wanting an explanation out of you. 

" why, miss me already bug boy? " you teased. everything was going to plan. you luring him in with the right amount of tease will just get him wrapped around your finger. 

spiderman seemed pleased with your nickname. " woah, i didn't know we were that close " despite the mask covering his face, you could feel the smile that was on his face. 

you werent too far from oscorp, so itd be easy. you just needed to 'steal' something from oscorp, knowing damn well spiderman will be there to follow you like a lost puppy. 

" but yes, i did miss you. " spiderman took your wrist and pulled you towards him when you tried to walk away from him. 

" hm, charming. its a shame i wouldn't be able to see the man under that god damn mask. " you pouted. spiderman sighed. " yea well, i would love to show you every part of me, but i cant. how about we go somewhere private, hm? " that only confirmed your question, spiderman did have something for you. 

" i would love to accept such a generous offer, but i have to go get something, bug boy " spiderman has already let go of you, allowing you to go and run towards oscorp. jumping from building to building gave you some type of adrenaline rush which you loved dearly. harry was currently hiding in the room full of his experiments and equipments, patiently waiting for you and spiderman to show up. 

when your boots clacked through the floors of the empty lobby of oscorp, spiderman asked. 

" why are we here? " he felt uneasy knowing that you were about to steal something from his best friends company. 

" like i told you, im here for something. i mean you can be a good boy and save yourself. " you replied. you knew spiderman too well. even if you were about to steal the most valuable painting, he'll still be with you no matter what. 

and you were right once again, spiderman was still with you. smiling to yourself, you prepared to bring him to the room where harry is in. the only reason why harry is there is to lock the door when you couldn't. basically, harry is there as a back up.

when you stepped foot into the room, you could sense the familiar gaze of your partner. 

" you are going to steal a, i dont know, a venom? " spidermans voice alerted harry. 

" yea well, dont question my desire okay? i heard the ceo here is really hot, maybe if i took something of his, he would probably go find me and you know.. " you laughed, knowing harry heard it. grabbing the jar of venom, spiderman grabbed your wrist. 

" you done? " 

" why, whats wrong? are you scared? " you teased. 

" uh maybe? i mean we are in oscorp, you stealing stuff with me by your side. doesnt that sound weird? " spiderman chuckles nervously. it was out of his behavior to act this way. 

placing the jar back onto the desk next to the containment, you pushed spiderman down onto the desk. 

" tsk tsk, youll be safe okay? " as your hand slowly grabbed the rope underneath the desk, you slowly leaned in. knowing spiderman too, leaned in, you quickly pulled away and wrapped spiderman with the rope.

" w-what are you doing? kitty? " spiderman tried to wiggle out of the rope. 

" im sorry bug boy. " thats when harry showed himself. peters eyes widened beneath the mask. he should have known.

[poisonouspastels]

HI IM PLAYUING CHICAS PARTY WOLRD ADN I SJU8ST WANTED TO SCREAM IN YOUR INBOX ABOUT HWO I LOVE LOVE LÇOVE HOW YOU CAPTURED TJHE 1990'S 3D ARTSTYLE!! LKE EVER SINCE I PLAYED HALF LIFE 1 AND TFCLASSIC I WONDERED WHYD FNARF FANGAMES DIDNT TRY THIS OUT MNORE (THERE ARE TWO I REMEMEBR THAT DID BUT ONLY THOSE AND THEREY WERE OLD) BUT YOU!!! CAPTURED ALL THAT AND SO MUCH AND MORE AND

i wanna give russel big hug i love hi m:]

for some reason this ask sent twice LOL but hi thank you!!! We didn't lean super hard on any restrictions of a low poly art style in relativeness to consoles at the time (also why the game has its own stylizations like the posterized effect) so it was a neat thing to put together! Glad ur enjoying the game so far!! There's so many Russel fans he is so loved and appreciated

[smolweeblets]

Look at me in the eyes and tell me youre straight

"Killjoy, be honest, are you gay?"

Her eyes widened and she tried her best to look nonchalant. She slowly turned her head to face you and you could see the almost cartoonish bead of sweat drip down her temple at the question.

“What? Pffft what makes you say that?” Her head tilted and her eye twitched as she asked.

“Ive seen the way you look at the other women in the protocol, not like you like them or anything but i always notice you appreciating their… physical attributes more.” You tried to appear nonchalant as you asked. A difficult feat, considering you felt just about ready to explode from laughter.

“I dont do that… do I?” She paused for a moment as if to think before quickly saying something else.

“Well it's–it's whatever, I am not gay, I just happen to look at them more, nothing different or weird about it,” She waved her hand to convey her answer more. “and why are you even asking me this out of the blue anyway? Why do you want to know, are you gay?”

“I am, and I think you are and i just wanted to know, and you still havent answered my question properly.” You grinned.

“What? I literally just said i wasnt gay” She points out as her brows furrow.

“Hmm well, look me straight in the eyes and tell me you are straight.” You softly smirked.

“What.”

“You heard me, look me in the eyes, and tell me you are straight.”

Sweat trickled down her face despite the cool temperature in the headquarters.

“Why do I need to do that? Y/n this is dumb just let me-” She waved her hands around to dismiss you.

“Why are you avoiding the question? It wouldnt take you even ten seconds if you just decide to do it.” You were grinning at this point, enjoying yourself immensely.

She reluctantly looked you in the eyes, albeit constantly glancing around.

“Not like i need to actually say this but im… not gay.”

“Hm? What was that? I didnt hear you properly.”

“God- fuck you, fine, im gay or whatever. Is that what you wanted to hear?” She scoffed. Her face was red and her eyes were sneering at you.

“Great! Meet me by the barracks on friday night, dress in something nice!” You quickly said as you made your way out the door.

“Wh- HUH?” Her head quickly snapped back to you, and it was almost a miracle how it was still on her shoulders.

“Im taking you on a date! Dont be late please!” You shouted behind the door frame.

“I did not agree to this!”

“We both know you want it, im on a hurry so i had to skip the asking part when i know you would agree.”

“Whyd you ask me the other question if you knew id agree then!?”

“I said i was in a hurry~” You drawled as you quickly left the area while giggling to yourself.

She was sitting in her workshop, tech laying limply in her hand while she processed what she just heard.

She annoyedly grumbled before trying to distract herself with her tech. Cursing something about how she isnt like that.

~~~

She showed up, blushing and in a cute dress.

She looked absolutely stunning.

You made sure to tease her a little about it but you were met with a swift smack to the shoulder. You just laughed harder as she pouted. Gods she was adorable when angry.

“Lets get going shall we? Wouldnt want to be out too late.”

“Yeah, whatever, lets go.” She adorably tried to hide her smile as she unconciously held her hand out for you.

You giggled softly before noticing her hand and holding it in yours. You gave it a small kiss and pat her head with your other hand.

Her face grew incredibly red as she gaped at you.

“Sorry, couldnt resist.” You smiled before dragging her to leave. She covered her face with her other hand and mumbled something too muffled to understand.

Tonight would definitely be fun.

A/n: so this started as sort of crack inspired by a tweet but i kinda took it too seriously so it just turned out kind of weird,, not my best work but yk its okay i think.

Also ik that title is horrible it was better than nothing 🧍‍♀️

[fictionfixations]

Trials of Change / Naruto Fic (Fic Rec)

summray:

Haruno Sakura made a promise. Looking in the eyes of her Shisou and the reanimated Hokage, she took on the most important mission of her life.

Go back in time and try to prevent the 4th Shinobi War.

Now, Sakura is back to her 5-year-old body, with all the knowledge and haunting memories of the future. She vows to keep her precious people safe and stop certain events from happening, without altering the timeline too much. The trials her emotions and logic put her through have her questioning her very existence, but for the sake of peace, she has to push forward. No matter what.

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off topic but i am tired and sometimes i hate the panic button on opera gx cause i just accidentally hit f12 and then everything closes and i get a moment of absolute panic of 'oh shit MY TABS'

and then i remember i just need to hit it again to bring it back (man. the first time i discovered this i remember panicking like 'WTF DID I PRESS WHYD IT CLOSE NOOO' and my hand alignment to keyboard was off so thats why i ended up int he f's anyway. and it came back thankfully but oh my god)

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so talking about the fic now

time travel. its not where character is op and fixes everything (although those are enjoyable in their own right)

this is more like. character has all this knowledge (but also doesnt know some stuff or like how things happened)

but also they're. a child. so they dont have the power they had when they were older, so its tough

also i can confidently say this is one of the fics that for one, didnt just make me sob. but i sobbed so much i had to take a break. and then i got distracted and came back feeling better and less like i want to cry every second (and then i wanted to cry again but oh my god im running low on tissues)

this is just book one though so theres more. im gonna hceck it out in a second but. go give it a shot if you like naruto fics and time travel.

[thatonegaybastard]

you cant see this well but thats because I started to do lines and didnt like then so I gavw up

this isnt final bc idk if this os originalpr oreso concept art to try and get ahold of elis design in this ahich I am failing to do

expliation under the cut also pla spoilers

thiss isblike an au where after the sky turned red and eli got banished and rejected volo didnt manage to find him in time and eli decided "actually I dont need the pearl clan I dont need the diamond clan I need arceus and I definitely dont need the galaxy team. im gonna go make myself a house deep in the woods where nobody will be able to bother me and live out my life peacefully with my friends the pokemon" and proceeds to go get lost in the woods somewhere and nobody finds him for a really long time

he does make a hut shack thing to live in and ge kinda just lives in the woods and off the woods like a wild pokemon and he also finds some zorua whose ziroark died or something so eli basically adopts them

eli may or may not kinda die. idk if I want to do that yet but I guess he does. their body changes overtime like their hair gets waaaaay longer and theirfingers get kinda clawed but they dont really notice and elivslowly starts becoming likr a zoroark without realizing it, his pokemon his pack. he'd protect them with his life. theyre his only companians afterall, the only ones be needs.

also he probably throws thecarc phone away

somehow

uhh design things

he gets paler and his hair goes white except at the ends

his hair grows like comically large. he wants to cut it but he doesnt have scissors. its kinsa cool.

ditched the galaxy team uniform fpr his casual clothes but he kept the hat and scarf because it looks cool

scarf is kinda torn to resemble the wispy part of a zorua or zoroarks hair strand things

starts slouching more

hands become nlre like claws

he getsbmore aggresive and territorial and protrctige

he can still speak like. person and stuff but he kinda forgets he can do that because he never talks to people

uhz thats the thing so far whyd this take so long to type

if someone did something like this please lmk

[un-pearable]

okay. s6 thoughts. you can pinpoint the part where my heart breaks right at the beginning of the season

i have to say though i was pleasantly surprised at how decent jay/naya was at like the 2/3rds way point of the season and onwards when its just them. like as you can tell i am not particularly fond of the way the writers attempt romance. but either way all i ask for is that jay/naya doesnt get any more drama. since i can never win with shipping in this series im not counting on it, but a girl can dream.

anyways i think its really kind of weird how all naya wanted this arc was some agency and then she... didnt even get to significantly contribute to ending the djinn. like man the only reason jay's wish got made was because she was dying for man pain. the irony is almost too much. but i digress

i simultaneously like and dislike jay's final wish bc i dislike that nya had to die and also that it undoes the whole season (except for jay and naya for some reason (????? like why does nobody else remember this. actually scratch that ive given up trying to understand how the djinn wishes work)) but i also like it because the way its presented feels like. i dont know. complete? rounded? its really weird. also fun fact im pretty sure i saw the final episode of this season and like none of the rest of it other than maybe the episode where the ninja go to jail. the wonders of cable tv

it is really terribly unfortunate, btw, that the only darker skinned character in the whole show is a rapist. i really dont like that i really dont like that at all.

in other news, zane continues to get nerfed by the writers by things outside his control because otherwise he'd be too powerful. they nerfed him when he took control of the team last season and they nerfed him again with the djinn wishes. i STILL dont understand how he deleted pixal. it makes no sense he just. did that (??????) and they didnt even try to explain

speaking of djinn lore that doesnt make sense to me, i still dont understand why he didnt just marry anybody on his ship and then wish them to be his girlfriend. like idk man that seems so much more simple.

i am also terribly terribly TERRIBLY disappointed we didnt get a "STOP THE WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" like for real what is Even The Point. whyd you even bother doing this at all. the answer is so that we could get jay/naya but man its not even explained how getting married gives him all those powers. just because. the other person doesnt even have to CONSENT and it works ????? somehow ????????? actually speaking of if she doesnt have to consent. whyd we even bother going through all this at all when she gets captured way earlier. man the lore of this season is just a mess.

im not gonna lie i really dont like the fact that zane's dad made a replacement for him. not even like a different kid its literally just zane 2.0 despite the fact that both of them are sentient and, yknow. people. that would, however, be a very interesting subplot to explore re: zane's identity as a robot but unfortunately we wont be getting that bc i dont think this show likes what i like very much. also very sad that the other zane, who is still a person btw, is gonna be trapped in that lighthouse for the rest of time.

also really really funny that old lloyd looks like a garmadon clone. reminded me of something my friend who i am liveblogging my ninjago revival to said like 3 days ago

anyways watch them give lloyd a girlfriend and watch me tear my hair out as the ninjago writers continue to curse me with their attempts at romance. im also like 40% sure a time travel arc is coming up soon but maybe im remembering wrong. guess we shall Wait And See.

also unrelated but i have to say the djinn response to a wish being "your wish is yours to keep" instead of "your wish is my command" is honestly pretty epic. i do love that.

also. a . question. are we.... are we ever going to get back to the fact that jay's bio dad is (presuming hes still alive. well i guess at the point the season leaves off he is but still you get the idea) a world famous actor and dumped his son off at a junkyard despite being fabulously wealthy and then named said son as his heir without ever contacting him (????????????????) please tell me we're going back to that. please. who the heck is his bio mom. many questions no answers.

so, my wishes for the next season: no love drama please i am on my hands and knees i am begging i am pleading no more romance. give me a break dear writers please. um other than that i was talking to previously mentioned friend earlier and i was like "well im pretty sure garmadon is coming back because if theres one thing this show hates its letting go of its cast" and she said that he comes back in an extremely mediocre way and thinks i will be mad so. that. is a thing i am . well i want to see him again but im also not so sure i want to see him again with this new information. so theres that. um i want more team interactions as always. i want people hanging out and being friends. i also want bad alt outfits. im a simple lady honestly

(preface: my infinite apologies for not getting this till now my life is a disaster rn. i am GREATLY enjoying these)

the immediate turnaround.... yeahhh. i'm a filthy early seasons stan and boy does it become very clear the more seasons they get that the struggle between the writer's cool ideas and their ability to execute them is constant and ongoing (and largely losses). im pretty sure s6 had some notoriously bad crunch too and it definitely shows

kudos to them for finally getting their one-on-one dynamic down bc it can be REALLY fun when used to its full potential but the majority of the time nya gets nerfed and its the biggest loss ever. theres so much to do with your deconstruction of the damsel how dare they fuck it up so many times 😔 dangers of an ever growing cast but cmon

i can do nothing but agree with your complex feelings on the ending bc its both incredibly frustrating and incredibly fitting. the racial implications of this show only get more,, concerning. as time goes on so tragically yeah. yeah. fuckin hell lego

zane king of my heart. the cornerstone of the team my tag is loadbearing nindroid for good reason. you are constantly correct

!!! yes!!! the one thing that could have made that entire plot line (slightly) more comedic than uncomfortable. literally nothing about this season has logic that makes sense even within JUST this season its terrible its great.

i can't even comment on the echo zane stuff its just baffling to me they don't ever use it. fucking WILD thing to make canon and then never bring it up again dear god. both intriguing implications for dr. julien's.... everything and completely squandered opportunity to actually get into robot storylines again which are 80% of the reason i watched the show. eternally crossing my fingers that those rumors about the villains are true bc dear god does julien get more fucked up the more you think about him. (preboot) chuck and dr julien are the same archetype stop making connections brain. that is a negative statement they're both well meaning but fucked up. and self flagellating for the wrong reasons

oHHH yeah. the familial symbolism in this series is like a drug to me i can't get enough of it. approaching lloyd and garmadon as the same core traits just with vastly different circumstances... ninjago has fascinating implications for the nature vs nurture debate ill leave it at that

it is!!! its cool as hell.

everything about jay is fascinating to me he has as many bonkers decisions behind his existence as lloyd does only he's supposed to be The Normal Guy so it loops back around. untapped comedic potential in him being wealthy enough to subsidize their entire crimefighting lifestyle but being too traumatized to explain why. the larry butz of ninjago.

[dr3amlandst0ner]

prompt: “okay so basically tubbo snaps goes crazy n shit nukes everyone but forgets about michael who’s sitting alone in that small room cold and alone the explosion kills him instantly but he dies thinking his parents forgot about him”

listen to ‘fourth of july’ by sufjan stevens while reading (its worth it)

tubbo was never one to lash out, but when he did it was bad. its like he bottled up all his emotions and just kept them deep down, some would called him a ticking time bomb.. one wrong word on one wrong day and off he goes unleashing all his emotions all at once on whoever was the unfortunate soul to be around him.

he obviously didnt like this and did his best to try and express his emotions went he felt them but growing up with a dad like schlatt… well expressing your emotions wasnt always easy or even liked. but tubbo was trying to learn..

hn this specific day although, it was hard. with dream being in prison and just finally getting his son back after months of not having him, well today was stressful to say the least.

tubbo was off on his own in their house, michael was in his room as he normally is when ranboo comes in frantically telling tubbo he needs to leave. he needs to go help fight, dream has attempted to break out again unfortunately… this wasnt the first time this happened but normally everyone got him under control and tubbo didnt need to get involved.

“TOMMY GIVE ME MY DISCS OR I SWEAR WHEN I GET OUT IF HERE ILL-“ dream yelled “YOURE NEVER GETTING OUT DREAM, YOULL ROT AWAY LIKE I DID IN EXILE” tommy shouted back. tubbo and ranboo got there just on time to hear the shouting and see the fighting.. tubbo could feel this was going to end badly, he hadnt blown up on anyone is so long he could feel the anger and hate for dream just stirring deep within him.

tubbo was ready. he was ready to fight, he had been waiting for weeks to unleash his anger on dream and now is the perfect timing. dream trying to get free, no one being able to stop him. today was the day. the end of dream and all his terrors…

michael always got confused when his dads would leave, he never understood them. whyd they have to go? why couldnt he come with? did they not like him? were they embarrassed of him? these questions flowed through his mind while sitting there. just waiting for them to return.

tubbo was his normal self while fighting. nothing had yet him off.. yet. in the midst of the fight dream yelled “as soon as i get out im coming for michael”. thats what broke him. hearing those words come out of the man who stole his son previously, thats what broke him.

anger filled him, ranboo of course trying to calm him a bit as to not let him tale dreams last life said “tubbo calm down, hes not getting out of here and hes not taking michael. we have a save place for him remember?” but nothing could calm tubbo down. all he felt was rage, remembering everything dream did and said, remembering what schlatt always said “if someones threatening you or your families life.. end them”

tubbo knew he couldnt kill dream on his own, even if he tried it would be too risky— hes on his last life as well. he didnt want to risk it, as much as he wanted dream gone he didnt want to risk his own life as well. he decided he could shoot off a fake nuke to scare dream a bit, thou no one could know he was doing it

amongst all the fighting he slipped off to the base.. the base which held all the supplies for a war in case one would start again. ranboos attempt at calming him down didnt really work fully, when he finally got to the control room all he could think is about dream and how much pain hes caused everyone. he needed him gone. forever.

without thinking he pushes the button, the button that would end everyone but him. he wasnt thinking about his friends, their houses, his husband or son… he realized his mistake as he watched out the window as the nuke hit. desecrating everything and everyone.

ranboo along with the others were confused as to were tubbo went and what he was doing, but ended up forgetting about it until they hear it. the rumbling sound of their fate. ranboo knew what was coming, he knew he couldnt stop it. he needed to get back to michael, before the nuke his and wiped out all of them.

michael still siting in his room, decided he was going to go stand on the hill, to see if he could see anything. completely disobeying the rules his dads set, dont go outside alone. he was a kid, he wanted to know where his dads were. he got outside and on the hill just in time to see the flash, the last thing he would ever see. since it was farther away from him he had to stand and watch as everyone perished.

ranboo was running. as fast as he could. using everything in his power to run fast to get to michael,, to save him. he got to michael, not in time. he knew michael would die alone and thats what hurt the most. not that his husband was the cause, no, just knowing his son would die alone with no one hurt him enough.

tubbo knew everyone was dead by now. a nuke like this would kill off everyone even if they had all three lives. there would be nothing left. after the nuke went off, he went outside to see if there was any sign of life. none. just rubble and dust. he needed to check on michael, he always told michael to go to the basement if he heard a loud noise, he hoped and prayed that he did. while running to his house, he see ranboos body. on the ground, with a book beside him which read “im sorry i couldnt get to michael, hes on the hill”. thats when tubbo knew michael didn’t survive.

running up to michaels burned body was quite possibly the worst thing tubbo had done. he was so broken, he killed his son. his son died thinking his dads didnt like him, he died thinking his parents were embarrassed by him. all tubbo could do was cry. cry and yell.

eventually, time went on. tubbo built a shrine to everyone that was killed. even one for michael and ranboo. eventually he realized he needed to add one for himself. he did, that hurt a lot.

by midday he decided today was his day. today he would join michael, ranboo, tommy, wilbur, everyone. even schlatt and dream. and by sunset he was gone. lying with the others

*not proofread* anyways i hope yall cry /lh :)

[weed666]

man :/ trauma stuff uwu

thinking about how when i was 15 i dated a fictive who was 16 but was bodily 18 but like the host also had a crush on me and wanted to date me but i told her i didnt feel that way about her and she LITERALLY said like "i dont understand, youre supposed to like me back!" and like had a breakdown over me not liking her back. but i continued to date her headmate and be tentative friends with her. what a fucked up era of my life god damn. was gonna say "whyd i do that" but its because i was 15. more like whyd SHE do that. she was 18 and out of high school and had a job and i was a sophomore in highschool. hello???

like looking back on it, its now COMEDIC how she literally did the "but you were nice to me. youre supposed to like me back. thats how this works. i dont understand." and i, a 15 year old, had to tell her, an 18 year old, that she was not entitled to me liking her back just because i was nice to her. a 15 year old should not have to do that. a 15 year old should especially not have to remain kind while doing that, but i did.

and she just did so much fucked up stuff too while i was dating her headmate like she made me uncomfortable constantly bc she would talk about sex and i, a 15 year old sex-repulsed asexual, told her to not fucking do that, and she would get upset and offended that i set that boundary. and would frequently break it after the fact.

another thing that i can now see as comedic is that. ok so the fictive in question that i was dating was vriska. and like a few months before we met, i had also formed a vriska fictive, and knew it was a plural thing, but was syscoursed out of knowing this, and instead was just like "im kin with vriska and have 'kinshifts'" but i was kind of secretive about it for a while because, yknow, everyone hates vriska. i didnt want my friends to know. so i started dating this vriska fictive and i remember she was like. uncomfortable with the fact that i cosplayed vriska. and in my head i was like LMAO IF U THINK THATS BAD WAIT TIL YOU HEAR THAT SHES LIVING IN MY HEAD. but i never told her. lol.

idk why im posting all of this i guess i just want to be like. seen. bc yeah that was definitely abuse and like. idk attempted grooming??? like she was definitely trying to make me comfortable with talking about sex with her but i wasnt having that shit.

anyways. lalalalala im gonna go back to reading now

[secretsappyabode]

HOWDY TIFF I ADORE YOU✨🧡!!!! Please know my DMs are always open to you, I also hope you're doing well✨🧡🥺!!!! I wanted to also thank you for your sweet words on my Texiarty art, I laughed reading your tags about the monarchy you're so valid actually?? The only kingdom Jim and I care to rule is the one existing inside our home 👉🏽👈🏽

I wanted to also come ask!!!! Can you 👁️👁️ walk me through first kiss ideas between you and Ford vs you and Stan???? I'd love to hear about it, I think first kisses are so precious and know that there's so much potential regarding your ship with both brothers :3c

Sunny @tex-treasures

SUNNY WAAAAAA AND SAME TO U MY FRIEND plz know u can dm me anytime u wanna as well!!! 🥺

(and yknow what that’s perfectly valid ur kingdom is ur home and I bet it’s a lovely one at that)

HOOOOOO FIRST KISSES (slams fists on table continuously) MY JAM!!!! Ur so right the POTENTIAL!!!! the FLAVOURS!!!!! first kisses are very precious, and honestly it’s hard to figure out what wld be The First Kiss yknow? cuz u cld go so many ways…….. but here’s what i got hehhehe

Ford

we’d both be super shy abt it i just KNOW IT

ford wld try to initiate first, but chicken out at the last second. i feel like he’d overthink it and believe he’s moving too fast, so he quickly makes an excuse and leaves

he’s be up all night thinking abt how to go abt it, pouring thru any romance novels and dating guides he can get his hands on. he’d lose sleep cuz he can’t figure out when the right time is!

he thinks I don’t notice his attempts but I do, and I patiently wait at first.

eventually it gets too much to bear. like one day ford could be explaining something to me

“any questions?” “yeah i got one.” “yes?” “do you plan on kissing me ever???”

bewildered he’s like “wait you’ve been noticing my attempts this whole time?? why didn’t you do anything abt it??” “idk i wanted to see how long it took. and it’s not like i knew how to go abt it either. i never kissed before!” he chuckles at this and says “well that makes two of us. why don’t we figure it out together?”

so it happens. i close my eyes and he cups my face, stroking my cheek with his thumb. it’s subtle but I can hear his breathing, and I can tell he’s stalling a little bit. he leans it quick, and the kiss is soft and tentative.

Stan

now technically we had TWO seperate ‘first kisses’

the first time was when i arrived back in gravity falls, halfway through when stan was running the mystery shack (so were both in our mid 40s)

at this point, hes heard word of fords girlfriend so hes a little (very) nervous. would she be able to tell? would she figure it all out? how would she react? would she understand? as far as stan cld tell, i didnt pick up on anything strange over our phone calls. so far so good, right?

its almost like a big town event. a large group of townies congregate at the shack waiting for me to pull up in my car. (stan is SWEATING BULLETS cuz holy shit why are there so many people here??? geez sixer you really know how to pick em. whyd she have to be famous in this stupid town????)

so i arrive, and stan and i meet halfway from the shack and my car. its super silent. all i can do is stare at him and stan is freaking out. shit. she KNOWS im not him

i move forward grab him by the collar and dip him into a BIG ASS KISS. the townies woop and cheer, for their fave couple is back together again.

little do they know im actually just dipping him far enough that it appears were close, but were not actually kissing. classic theatre magic. the little the townies know the better. “you can relax.” i mutter “i know youre not ford. just act natural and head back to the house.”

stan is just SO CONFUSED LIKE......hwuh? huh??? wha-what?? (is she really trusting me that much already???) before he can say anything else, were already running to the shack.

the second time was more genuine. at this point we had marriage papers signed to make the relationship of ford and i more “official” to the public. the less suspicion the better.

the kids were arriving for the summer soon. stan was having doubts about being a good caretaker for them, about reactivating the portal, about getting ford back, everything was getting to him and i could tell he was tearing himself down for it

i reassured him that he has worked so fucking hard for all of this, and that if ford couldnt see that, it was his problem. that he cares so much for this family and that was one of the things that made me love him so much

“w-wait, wait, you...you love me?” “yes i love you??? how could i not after everything weve been through all these years??”

the confession shocks the both of us. years of denial and secret pining has led to all this. we both just thought we were playing along to keep up the charade, but now that we realize its all real....and that it always has been...

he immediately pulls me in for a kiss. its firm but passionate, and he was practically clinging to my shoulders. it was the culmination of our feelings, all finally being laid bare.

as if he had woken up from a dream, he stops and immediately moves away from me. were both just staring wide eyed. did we just...?

“SHIT UHH I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE TO BE IN ANOTHER PLACE GOTTA GO BYE” and he takes off

im just sitting there almost frozen, processing what just happened. welp, theres no denying it now. i cup the side of my face. “..............huh.”

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rhett and link are so odd

like they’ll take something such as the kissing bit, or the ‘we’re gay together’ thing, and turn it into like a really absurd joke. or try to appear so comfortable with the idea or so flippant about it that its supposed to, im guessing, become obvious they’re not hiding anything about that. they sometimes really overcompensate and over-exaggerate things

and it’s like who are y’all trying to convince fr!

they be doing things like theyre trying to say

‘haha we’re cool abt this 100% we just don’t wanna do that with each other. yk? and now we are gonna exaggerate the absurdity of it, or we are going to go over it in depth so u rlly understand and we just wanna hypothetically see how it’d go’

it’s just weird. like sometimes they go to great lengths and it seems so unnecessary and always seems to do the opposite of what they appear to want 😂