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[cathalbravecog]

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT GUYS? HIGH ROLLER, JUST A WEEK AWAY

reupload because this version is better than the old one... AT LAST I CAN POST THIS...!

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[77ghost]

stupid shit inspired by sonic memes I saw yesterday theyr under the cut

[bikananjarrus]

people need to start reblogging posts again i’m so serious. like it’s getting dire out here.

[curiositymemes]

SIMPLE EMOJI STARTERS.

Send me:

❤️‍🩹 for an angst starter

🥰 for a fluff starter

📖 for a starter taken from a book

🍿 for a starter taken from a movie or show

🎵 for a lyric starter

🎬 for a canon dialog starter

💭 for a starter from my wishlist

🥇 for a first meeting starter

[demonic-radio]

📝 AU where Alastor and Rosie were friends when they were alive :>

Oh, what a nice idea, anon!

Rosie was reading a particularly entertaining thriller novel on her sofa. The rain outside was relentless, giving a calm atmosphere that was perfect for reading. Given the darkness of the sky outside, she should have gone to bed by now, but the story had gotten quite good. She was going to continue reading until her evening tea was prepared. It would help her sleep, anyway.

She was just about to turn the page when she heard a knock at the door; a shave and a haircut, two bits. Given the time of day, and the rain outside, she knew who it had to be. She set the novel down on the coffee table in front of her, walking to the doorway and getting to work unlocking the door.

Once she finally swung it open, she was unsurprised at what she saw beyond it; a familiar friend of hers, soaked, a wide smile plastered in his face despite the rain. "Rosie, darling, I've got a wonderful meal for you!" He greeted. She could smell the taste of alcohol on his breath, see the blood on his vest, and hear that manic tone in his voice that he always had after a recent kill. "It's unprepared, and a bit messy. You'll want to clean the meat first."

One glance at him showed he was carrying a trash bag on his back.

Rosie sighed. He had been getting careless recently. While she would have overlooked his alarming activities in favor of the free meal he was offering, he had just brought her one last week. The novelty of his recent kills had worn off, leaving behind concern she wasn't sure how to express.

"What are you standing out in the rain for? You're gettin' soaked." Rosie stepped aside as she said the words, ushering him in. Once Alastor was properly inside, Rosie made a quick glance over the neighborhood to ensure nobody else was around before locking the door. By the time she turned around, Alastor had tracked mud over her carpet and left the bodybag on the floor of her kitchen. He had taken a seat at the counter, legs crossed as she leaves forwards on the countertop, drenching the entire area where he'd sat. At least he had the good respect not to sit on the sofa.

"You don't normally pop by so suddenly, what's the occasion?" Rosie asked, stepping into the kitchen and taking the bodybag to the freezer. She wasn't sure if it would fit inside, but she would just have to make it work.

Alastor's answer was delayed, but no less bright. "Well, I had seen that young man in the bar today, and he had no business being as brash as he was. I thought you'd make better use of his body than he did!" Alastor smiled widely at her, chuckling with his hands neatly folded together on the counter in front of him.

Rosie had to take the frozen peas, carrots, and potatoes out of the freezer, but she'd fit the body in there. She'd have to find a use for those when they thawed. "Not that I don't appreciate it, Alastor, but I still haven't finished the one you brought me last week! Give a gal a warnin' next time. I don't have infinite storage space." She looked over at her friend as she said the words, though they didn't seem to sway him all that much.

Alastor gave her an unconcerned wave. "Of course, dear," he dismissed, as if it didn't matter to him.

Rosie pressed a hand to her cheek as she watched him. He was unrepentant, still drunk, and definitely not in the mood to listen, even if she knew what to say. There were only so many times she could be there to save him.

"How about you take the washroom to yourself? I've got fresh clothes for you after you shower," She walked over to his side of the counter as she said the words, taking him by the elbow to help him up and guide him to the hallway. "You really can't keep gettin' my floors all dirty like this."

Alastor just smiled at her, as always, allowing her to take his elbow. Once they reached the hallway, he simply nodded at her before heading into the washroom, closing the door as soon as he entered. The water started quickly after.

Now alone, Rosie allowed her face to fall to a frown. She had known something was wrong for a while, but it was getting worse. What to do with him?

Her attention caught on the unmistakable whining of a boiling kettle. She had nearly forgotten she'd been preparing tea before all this. She headed back to the kitchen, her heels clicking softly against the floor as she walked. Once there, she took the kettle off the stove and moved the bags of frozen vegetables aside to make room for herself. She busied her hands with the routine motions of preparing tea as she contemplated more on the issue.

Alastor had been far more careful with his kills. He would talk about different targets he had in mind and what he was thinking of doing with them weeks in advance. When he pulled them off, it was with triumphant satisfaction, perhaps accompanied by an over of a good meal. Within the last year, though, he'd started getting sloppy. He was impatient, less careful, both hasty and impulsive in ways he had avoided before. He would often forget to tell Rosie things, though she highly suspected that forgetfulness of his was more intentional than not. Now, with this clearly unplanned kill, she wasn't sure what his future would be. He wouldn't get away with this forever, and she was bound to get caught up in it sometime soon.

She glanced at her freezer, presently full with the body of some unknown delinquent.

Well. More caught up in it than she already was.

Rosie made a second cup for Alastor, leaving it on the counter, next to that wet spot he'd left behind earlier. She would have him clean it up. He barely even apologized for this mess, it was only right. She left her own tea on the coffee table.

Alastor had left behind a set of soiled clothes a few days prior. He had intended for Rosie to clean them so he could pick them up next week, but she supposed he'd come by early. She picked up his clothes and left them outside the shower for him, taking the bloodied outfit he'd had to add it to her own laundry. While it would be best to wash it immediately, she wasn't in the mood.

What a mess.

With the distant sounds of the shower still going, Rosie situated herself on the sofa once more. Her tea was still too hot, but she sipped it anyway, opening her book to her previous place. She read the words absentmindedly, her mind more concerned with Alastor. She hoped he'd be out of the shower soon.

Ask meme response.

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[localratwithcowboyhat]

Yeah so that happened

[grilledcheese-aspiration]

🎵 Rules: Pick a song for each letter of your URL and then tag that many people! 🎶

Thanks for tagging me @crazy-hazy-sims 🖤 mine is goin to be LONG lmaooo

G - "Griftwood", Ghost R - "Right Now", Korn I - "Iris", Goo Goo Dolls L - "Liberate", Disturbed L - "Lateralus", Tool E - "Engel", Rammstein D - "Demon Speeding", Rob Zombie C - "Call Me When You're Sober", Evanescence H - "Headlock", Imogen Heap E - "Engine No. 9", Deftones E - "Enchanting", Dragonfly for Eviternity II (Doom II) S - "Stellar", Incubus E - "Everlong", Foo Fighters A - "Aftershock", RTPN S - "Symbiont", Celldweller P - "Pussy Liquor", Rob Zombie I - "Indigo Children", Puscifer R - "Rein Raus", Rammstein A - "A Stranger", A Perfect Circle T - "The Walk", Imogen Heap I - "Impermanence", Brayden Hart, Eviternity (Doom II) O - "Orders of Magnitude", James Paddock for Eviternity II (Doom II) N - "Nookie", Limp Bizkit

and imma tag: @salemssimblr @sicksadsim @morepopcorn @heathensimmer @ashubii @acidheaddd @heartmeadows @brandinotbroke @necile @voidite @espurrsso - PLEASE consider yourself tagged if you wanna do this. there is ZERO pressure as always!

[yikes-ajax]

So it's fine when I walk around with a cane, but when I run on all fours it's "unacceptable" and "terrifying"

[twice-damned-birdie]

@dj-anx13ty

thought that you might find this funny.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

hey friends, is tumblr being intermittently fucky for anyone else, or is my bad technology luck striking me again like a lightning bolt with a grudge

[curiositymemes]

BOOK GENRE EMOJI STARTERS.

Send me:

⚔️ for an action starter

🗺️ for an adventure starter

💘 for a romance starter

🛸 for a sci-fi starter

🧚 for a fantasy starter

🔎 for a mystery starter

👻 for a horror starter

⚠️ for a thriller starter

⏳ for a historical fiction starter

😂 for a humor starter

[alonelystargazer]

I was tagged by @uriekukistan and @sanguineerose to describe myself with 9 pictures! thanks! :)

No pressure tagging: @mothboypoison @die-lerche @eephemeris @transfemhiyuki @rvllybllply2014 and anyone else who's interested!

And a bonus :)

My precious little meow meow

[weirdthingskid]

puts this here and flies away in an ice cream truck~

[voice-of-dissent]

bonus Mio and Eri: