#( QUEEN. SLAY ME. )

[ange1sdontcry]

bath like this is all I ever needed

[toxooz]

also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅

if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog

[gabichanwrites]

Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.

Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!

Penelope: ...

Suitors: ....

Penelope: *weaving stops*

Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!

Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--

Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!

Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*

Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"

Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."

Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...

AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!

[causeimabrookelynbaby]

[reveriedollz]

[angelgigisworld]

[camletoefartsfromthefront56]

I’m the sweetest girl in town. ;-;

[theresalovesyou]

every time a porn blog follows a girlblogger, an angel loses its wings

[saragrosie]

Stobotnik in some outfits from "No Problems" by ONICKS and Marquis Jordan

[bitchkovsky]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called “urca de lima” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 

me: yeah whatever -_- i dont feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear i just saw a witch of a puritan woman

my buddy dufresne pacing: captain flint is lying to us

[guacamolelantern3]

Ok I’ve been watching Phineas and Ferb Season 5 and I have to ask: WTF DID THEY FEED THESE WRITERS? Out of context in no particular order spoilers becuz wtf?!:

-Doofenshmirtz fires an inator that makes the Fireside Girls have a Lord of the Flies moment

-Linda Flynn Fletcher is literally vaporized

-Doofenshmirtz and Candace acquire the same therapist who figures out their traumas are connected and proceeds to egregiously invade the privacy of Doofenshmirtz and Candace in order to prove his theory right

-Buford is obsessed with making a bread bowl jacuzzi

-A Ferris Wheel and a Giant Zoetrope REPRODUCE???!!!

-Candace gets her driving license

-Irving returns in full incel mode but it’s actually really sad.

-Monty and Vanessa have a fling on a cruise

-Baljeet murders a plant monster with Doofenshmirtz’s face for an uncomfortably long time

-Buford’s collections of life sized molds returns with a vengeance so palpable that we get details such as “I’m trying to get one of every person in Danville” “Why are there so many of me?” “You think you should be flattered? You should see how many he has of me?”

-Stacy gets a theme song

-OWCA has a private Haberdasher?

-The “if I had a nickel” gag returns and most likely mathematically incorrect

-Buford has a schedule of everything Baljeet does

-The Lumberzax returns

-THE CHRONICLES OF MEAP: MEAP ME IN ST. LOUIS

-Meap has gone rogue?

-Suzie has a birthday party?

-Did Phineas and Ferb give Buford a Bread Bowl Jacuzzi to distract him from seeing Suzie’s birthday party nearby, considering Suzie is his greatest fear. Which means based on what I’ve learned now makes Suzie even more terrifying than previously

-Is Jerry the Platypus a performer or an actual giant platypus?

-Buford slays

-Perry is jacked?!

[causeimabrookelynbaby]

[xxcrystalangelblogsxx]

[angelgigisworld]

[luminique]

pulling a page out of lnds book rn as in by using the reflection in lighter’s sunglasses to fix your lipstick teehee haha unless…..

or maybe the side mirror on his bike. a mirror is a mirror and if he’s parked, no one in sight, it’s okay to tilt and use it as he watches you. he has made it very clear that you are always beautiful to him but nothing is more telling than when his eyes are on you. even with those shades on, they do little to hide his feelings for you. at first, he did used to come back with some sort of rebuttal when you’d catch him and tease him for it. now though, he just accepts it with a smirk on his face.

one last check in the mirror, a quick kiss on the cheek from you and then you’re off to do something in lumina square. he can’t help but to chuckle to himself as you walk away, thinking about how you have him absolutely wrapped around your finger.

[creachiergh]

pro tip: put all the women in the 'but i'm a cheerleader' sleeping quarters and see what happens