Saying like his niece Wendy, he is crabby.
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“ . . . nice legs , ” max retorts with a smirking grin , addressing the typical snarky comment he usually receives . his gaze deliberately lingers on her legs , clad in the uniform , a beat longer than necessary . however , he displays no hint of shame , relishing in the knowledge that it irks her . “ you can’t blame a guy for enjoying the view . besides , deep down , you know you love the attention . ”
open to any college aged w / nb . based on this .
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Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell
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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
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what's your favorite Anderson headcanon?
while I have a lot of random Anderson headcanons... my absolute favorite has to be him having a soft spot for animals
since they fall along the lines of innocent creatures that can do no wrong- which I feel fits along the lines of his orphanage work. Picking stray kids and stray cats off the streets, just Anderson and his pack of strays <3
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I did this for Wilson on his rework, but I never did the other characters. This is Maxwell. Yes, it's been tricky.
Alright, information time. Starting off with Molly,
Molly and Maxwell do have teatime. It's when he wakes her up. From her afternoon nap and have a small cup of tea with him. And just enjoy their Company, possibly with their eyes closed and nice silence. And maybe some weed tea.
Wilhelm does flat out hate him and after the rework and noticing the Rose.Yeah, I don't need this explain much because I wrote it down on the.Picture itself.All I'm gonna say is you guys are crazy.And I can't expect your feelings.
Weet enjoys teasing him, especially when they're working on this small patch of farm that they have. And says that you're now my farm hand. This is your fate because you trapped me in here and gave me a freaking shadow arm. And he knows it. So yes. Their relationship is more as. Worker and employer. In this case, this employer will smack him with that arm.
Does an afternoon stroll A tween me and the old man? It is the exercise.
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“ were you lying to me this whole time ? i need the truth , even if it hurts . ”
closed starter for @iinvu , max & open .
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using my basic blender knowledge and splatoon asset ripping powers to its fullest by making stupid gifs
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