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garnetblackwater · 2 days

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“I can’t believe you’d smash(insert not so human character)”

I’d fuck a disembodied voice if it said the right things to me.

#at least it would always whisper sweet nothings #i’m not picky #I ain’t got no type #bad bitches is the only thing that I like #it tried to autocorrect to bad butches #that too #monster fucker

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illmasc · 6 days

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i need a gf that will let me pathetically hump her leg in bed while she ignores me and scrolls on her phone is that too much to ask

#or a bf #i’m not picky #like i just need them to tell me how much of a loser i am.#let me be your loser dog boy #t4t #t4t nsft #trans #transmasc #transfem

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maddie-grove · 6 months

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Fanny Price shouldn’t have ended up with Henry Crawford (George W. Bush ass motherfucker) or Edmund Bertram (not a bad dude but way too enmeshed with those sorry people) or even Mary Crawford (who, yes, is a very sexy and awkwardly cynical lady whom I love, but she’s never going to be objective about Henry and that’s always gonna be weird). She should’ve ended up with my wealthy self-insert of as-yet-to-be-determined gender, who scoops her up and introduces her to people who show her basic human kindness and gives her all the service horses/fires/telescopes that her heart desires.

(NB: I love MP and believe there are excellent literary reasons for it to end as it does. This is just my personal daydream.)

#listen. it could be a man or an independently wealthy woman #I’m not picky #mansfield park #like I do think it’s important to Fanny’s character that Edmund can’t really get her out of her main predicament #it’s important that she sticks with Mansfield Park and makes a life for herself there instead of escaping #but on an emotional level I want to wrap her in a blanket

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averagepsychouser · 24 days

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I need to put arcade is a glass box that is too small for him to actually be in

#or a cage #I’m not picky #he gets to be stuck in the mind cage palace #sometimes I let him out to scamper around #fallout new vegas #fallout nv #arcade gannon #arcade israel gannon #arcade fnv #fnv arcade

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hyperfixationstation1 · 2 months

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perhaps she too would be in America what she was in Europe

Azelma Quick Sketch

#azelma thenardier #les miserables #les mis #the brick #in actuality I hope she kills her father the second she gets off that boat #or before #i’m not picky

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strangethings-everywhere · 2 months

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The next project I need Jack Mulhern to do is a band of brothers/the pacific/masters of the air type war project. We haven’t gotten him miserable and covered in blood in a uniform yet, which is something I desperately need

(Bonus points if Luke Slattery is there too and their characters have homoerotic energy again)

#jack mulhern #don hume #grizz visser #band of brothers #luke slattery #actually jack in any type of period piece would do #but specifically war #put him in a foxhole #in the trenches #I’m not picky

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van-eazy · 5 months

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