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celaenaeiln · 9 months

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At the dining table for breakfast

Jason: Heh.

Jason: Hahahaha.

Jason: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bruce: *raising the newspaper up higher*

Alfred: *placidly pouring coffee into Bruce’s mug* Did something interesting happen, Master Jason?

Jason: Alfred, I am about to have the perfect surprise for that bony a-Tim. The perfect surprise for Tim.

Alfred: *putting away the bar of soap he pulled out of nowhere* Is that so? Please do be careful not to make a mess here. The waxing was just done in the dining room.

Jason: No problem, in fact-

Tim: *entering sluggishly*

Jason: In fact…in…fact…Megamind, what are you doing here?

Tim: ……..hm?

Jason: What are you doing here?

Tim: eating??

Jason: You-why are you coming from the right side bathroom-weren’t you going to use the upstairs one on the left?

Tim: oh. Dick was already in it so I decided to use the other one.

Jason: what.

Tim: what.

Jason: No. Hahahahaha. You’re joking…nononono-god, Tim, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

Tim: ????????

Jason: You-

Dick’s voice thundering from a floor away: JASON!!!!

Jason: *staring blankly then running forward and smacking Tim on the head* It’s all your fault!

Tim who hasn’t slept or had coffee or know why something he doesn’t know about is his fault: ???? WHAT DID I DO?!

Jason: *running past and leaping out the window* See you later, losers. Bye, Alf.

Disappearing seconds before a blur of wet skin, white towel, and neon pink hair rushes past and follows him out the window.

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim: ……Did you have breakfast yet?

Bruce: …….Hrmgh.

Alfred: *tutting* I just had the floors done. Master Bruce, would you mind redoing them? I’m afraid I must catch the mailman before he gives treats to Titus again. He’s leaving crumbs all over the entrance.

Bruce: What about Ti-

Bruce: *glancing back to see a lone leaf float in and drop slowly to the ground*

Bruce: ………

#Tim felt the foreboding feeling of housework and ran so fast the wind ripped the leaves from the nearby oak tree #Jason tried to prank Tim by switching out the shampoo and conditioner with hair dye and bleach #It wouldn’t have worked anyway because he doesn’t know that Tim uses an 80 in 1 men’s shampoo #The bath products were Dick’s #And Dick loves his hair #Dick has also instilled the fear of the mother/brother into all his younger siblings #Bludhaven’s gonna have a new Red Hood and Gotham’s gonna have a new Nightwing #from how red Dick’s face is and how black and blue Jason’s gonna be #Bruce wanted no part of this the moment he heard Jason’s Freddy Krueger laugh #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth #batfam incorrect quotes #sibling behavior

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bakhtaks-blog · 1 year

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Pizzaman Freddy 🍕 Inspired by a doodle a friend made for me.

Bonus (inspired by this):

#art #comics #horror #slashers #freddy krueger #a nightmare on elm street #ghostface #scream #jason voorhees #Friday the 13th #pizza #I remember fastfood slasher was a thing on tumblr long ago so I know someone probably has done this #this is my take on pizzaman freddy finally living up to his design inspiration #also thatt's definitely me disguised as ghostface lmfao kæfdvmkdfævkdf #i actually like pineapple on pizza

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sylveon-and-velveon · 4 months

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I wish I was kidding when I say I got these back to back-

#yes that is indeed a wooden bear with a small pp and big balls #yes that is also Freddy getting sunscreen applied to his burnt ass nose #slasher #slashers #slasher fandom #michael myers #halloween 1978 #a nightmare on elm street #slasher movies #freddy krueger #ghostface #scream movie #scream #jason voorhees #friday the 13th

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rainymoodlet · 9 months

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alsace dieudonné is the name on my grave, boy. that does not make it mine. 🦇

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 cas #ts4 edit #ts4 vampires #sim: alsace #there are so many spoilers i could give abt this guy but him appearing before he's supposed to is ENOUGH (bites cheek)#i've been spendin time on his pinterest board and lil baby gen 3 was just born and ooOOOO i am so excited!!#tjol gen 3 is going to be more story-based!!! bc i am just all abuzz with ideas for lil baby krueger :')#here is all i will give abt this man for now: he is older than vlad #much older - he's always Been. he existed before written history and now he is just Fucking Tired. forgotten hollow is hidden by magic and #veils of amnesia spells in my universe and he's decided to shack up there (at vlad's allowance - tho he's older than and technically outran #s* the old fart - think greg vs kristopher) to hide from the upstart vamps who'd kill him just for the honor #alsace dieudonne is not his real name :))))#anyway dfkjhsfkj i love you all i'm so excited for more kmik and for my tjol updates :')))#i hope you're all doing welll ~#also his voice claim is 30000% kratos i'm sorry but i'm not rly #also i guess spoilers but baby gen 3 is a BOYYYYYY AHHHH IM SO EXCITEDDD

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slashingdisneypasta · 4 months

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My favourite thing about Freddy is that he is not even half as smooth as the media or the fandom makes him out to be.

This is the remaining clown after P!nk burned down the funhouse.

#dont get me wrong-- he has his moments #but also #this man bends over backwards laughing at his own dumb jokes #Freddy Krueger

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b1rds3ye · 8 months

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the lack of sebastian krueger content is very disappointing

#TIME TO START BRAINSTORMING #also sOMEONE SEND ME FIC RECS PLS #love myself a little war criminal #also why are half of his cosmetics of him shirtless #/*avery shut up*/#sebastian krueger #sebastian krueger x reader

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stitchwraith-stingers · 1 year

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gay little elmore people in my pixel pony game?? more likely then you think

feat some stylized designs in the mix :p

#ponytown #tawog #rachel wilson #tobias wilson #carrie krueger #mr small #steve small #gumball watterson #anais watterson #penny fitzgerald #darwin watterson #felicity parham #teri tawog #teri looks . hoirrble because i just made her now DHKJSDHKAJHSD #i think you can tell i tried to make carrie as 2000s goth as possible #also gradients >>>#feel free to say hi if you see me im on the safe server btw

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frootbyethefoot · 9 months

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we were all in it together though. every stranger you ever met, they were fighting the same fight you were.

[ID: a digital drawing of quentin smith and yui kimura from dead by daylight. they are both sitting beside a log, as the sun sets in the forest background. quentin has one arm on his leg, and another hand hanging just above his chest. he is looking towards yui and smiling. in a square just above him, in a red hue, shows freddy kruegers hand engulfed in flames. to the right of him is yui kimura. she has one hand hanging limp, and the other hand on top of it. she is looking towards quentin, and talking with a happy expression on her face. in a small square above her, again in a very heavy red hue, is her hand holding a small pocket knife. END ID/]

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sillycatsgomeow · 9 months

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as promised, here's some better sketches of @nicholas-cages-blog feddy

(That's me in the corner. I will defend this creature with my life.)

Also after careful consideration I decided to give him a scrub to get his fleas off of him instead of putting him in a jar.

(@discombobulatedclown)

#freddy krueger #billy lenz #Yes Billy and freddy are dating.#my art #HES SILLY!!!!#Also he's manspreading while getting his fleas scrubbed to show his dominance

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hearties-circus · 20 days

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Freddy krueger was 26 when he died?????

#gamer txt.#i was just curious so i was comparing him and jasons ages right (did hou know freddy is 4 years older than jason)#so i looked up how old freddy was when he died and. 26. born 1942 died 1968. he was 26 #i was thinking like that cant be right surely what about his daughter but like no. in the scenes with alive freddy shes like 5 #him being 26 makes sense in that context #so then i looked up how old robert englund was at the time and he was 44 so yeah ok that makes sense now #but even with that it feels so odd still #alive freddy is like that at 26 because hes a suburban dad trying a little too hard to be normal like ok i can get behind that #but dream demon freddy krueger is already in his 40s when he first shows up like. he just spent 20 years making that personality post death #it is also crazy to think that jason only properly died on screen when was like 38 i think?

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twofacedlover · 2 years

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*hands u this*

#girl idk this is ugly as shit but we are practicing and we are embracing the cringe #lucien.art #his right side looks so whack but I was too tired to change it #freddy krueger #also we can't draw eyes in this house. rip

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hotrodmccoolgal · 1 year

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“You can run, but you can’t hide!”

#Dead by Daylight #dbd #Freddy Krueger #Kate Denson #2019 #fun fact time! I made a custom texture edit to give freddy the ol' green/red sweater #this was also made around the time when freddy got his rework. seeing the teleport ability inspired this art

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specialshinytrinkets · 2 years

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"The light of my life"

Inspired by this post!!

(If anybody is confused, I hc Rob uses he/it)

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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Psst, @marinerainbow

Just for you XD Well you said to face my responsibilities!! I've decided to embrace them XDD

#Screencaps from Fancaps #also!! its worth mentioning I just realised my nails right now match his in that scene 😅😅😅#at least the colour XD #Freddy Krueger #Nurse!Freddy #Nurse!Freddy Krueger #A Nightmare On Elm Street #A Nightmare On Elm Street 4; Dream Master

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transolar · 2 years

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Omg! Can you make a gender similar to the vtsom cyborgs but instead of the cyborgs, is related to being a dream eater?!(those stick figured like guys from twdak!)

@gender-mailman

posted!!!

#gripping cyborgs and dream eaters so hard #My theory (made with help from friend) is that Dr. Krueger is trying to do something like the Myer Corp. but in g2 #but with dreameaters instead of cyborgs #bc he's bitter in g2 and has been forced to take over a company he doesn't really want #also I think Monsieur M tried to insert him into Krueger's life after his parent's death #(possibly to combine to two corporations or get Krurger corp's help)#But Dr. Krueger was kinda like. Tired man ben affleck dot png #but idk!! those r all just theories #Lace answers asks #sorry for the Speaking in the tags </3

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softgrungeprophet · 5 months

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in the AU, kaine meets aracely, annabelle, et al without having ever been healed of his scars (never will be) and that adds... such a layer to this... but i'm not sure what exactly the layer is... other than eschewing the idea that he needs to have perfect skin to be attractive to someone i guess

#tfw you're a bartender at an upscale hotel and you develop a crush on long-haired freddy krueger #i joke but he's not really unattractive imo he just has a lot of scars and a busted nose #not quite as melty as some of the comics tbh but really depends on the year for him #arghwrites #came in through the window last night #there is a layer of gender nonconformity as well and i guess i like the idea of annabelle looking at him #seeing all of his messiness and the ways he is unconventional and still liking him for who he is #even if it's not meant to be i guess #also wrong time of year for rodeo but right time of year for REN FEST lol

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