The ladies find it so sexy that I need 13 long paragraphs to summarize my thoughts on if and how various forms of Egyptian mummy consumption by Europeans can be understood as emblematic of modern style European colonialism in Egypt, or not
all the women of the world want me for my long winded swagger and refusal to kill my darlings because goddamnit I need to be SPECIFIC
I understand what older people mean so hard now when they say the only relationships worth getting into in your young adult years are the ones that make your heart steam and sizzle and explode and nothing less
and seeing nightmare plead for his life.
Tumblr has it out for artists Fr bc why is the quality so ass—
BONUS—
Btw this is not thought out at all, I just enjoy the idea of Color being the one to “defeat “ Nightmare. It was either him or like— cross?? Maybe?? There’s no like Stanford would be _____ or Stanley would be ______. It’s just a silly idea.
also this sketch is my favorite, I love it sm—
I like how I gave Frida two flags when she only needed one, meanwhile David has to squish both flags together. To be fair, it’s just like Frida to be incredibly organised and bring multiple back up flags, and for David to panic and not do that.
Jaheira being like “Oh are you gonna have kids? You should be careful if you’re gonna since you’re bhaalspawn. But I want to know if you’re going to have kids. And how I want to know how many. And when to expect them. Only because of the bhaalspawn thing of course. They will call me auntie btw.”
i was gonna ask if there was a dragon design in the show that is everyone’s favorite but then i remembered we’re getting tessarion and maybe dreamfyre so i’ll hold off. tbh i really love arrax even tho he’s only there for 2 seconds before he gets chomped, i liked his color. i hope we get a better look at silverwing bc i think she could take it, i love that she doesn’t have that old dragon gullet thing, i think it’s kinda funny. i wish we had more sunfyre i don’t think we really got a proper look at him. i think i liked sunfyre’s noises the best tho. special shout out caraxes for a cute ass noodle boy tho