#(asks)

[comicaurora]

a very gentle PSA that a writer is not a short-order cook, please do not try to order off the menu

[dyrdeer]

My beloved bat, Dorian 💞

[charl0ttan]

What was an effect of HRT that pleasantly surprised you?

crying!! before hrt i would only cry every now and then when something Really affected me and now i do it just thinking about the smallest things lol. its rlly interesting and also it feels so good to just Cry For Fun im noticing😁👍

[thatonefishfriend]

eat your greens

[kedreeva]

I saw your post yesterday with Bug and the peachicks, and the tiny tail fan made me lol. For some reason it never occurred to me that the fan would appear at the first fledge; I have to ask, when do the plumes on young peacocks start getting ostentatious?

That's actually her tail, not her train! And they don't really fledge the way other birds do, considering they are born with full flight feathers

(pictured: a freshly-hatched, damp peachick with full flight pinfeathers resting partially on OP's fingers while sitting on their leg)

That little bastard will pretty much be flight ready as soon as the sheaths are off those feathers. They waste no time. The train actually consists of modified tail coverts and back feathers, and is supported by a VERY large tail

(pictured: the medial tail feather of an opal peacock, which is as long as OP's outstretched arm)

But the train feathers will be down for a lot longer than it takes them to grow any tail feathers, and the tail feathers come in later than the wings. In fact, the crown feathers come in sooner than the back and tail coverts stop being down!

Up front you should know that all peafowl age up on Jan 1st of a new year (so a chick born in march and a chick born in sept both become "yearlings" at the first Jan 1st after hatch, and two year olds at the next Jan 1st, etc). This is important for understanding that presentation can vary WIDELY between birds of the same "age" because no one is talking about literal age, they are speaking of hatch year age.

It's generally understood that males will get a "baby" train as yearlings, where their feathers elongate a LITTLE, and have wedges at the tips. At two they may begin to show hurls, and many 2 year olds (especially early hatches before June) will have an eye feather or two. SOME males, in warmer climates, will develop more of a train that second year, but it typically looks like a scraggly teenager trying to grow a beard. By 3 years old, they generally have a train, though it may be lacking length. Between 3 and 6, they will grow in a longer train each year, and at 6 they are considered fully mature, with a train that is pretty much as long as it's going to get. (this is also the age you can expect blackshoulder birds will have all the coloring they are going to get on their wings; some have wings that turn fully solid [desired] and some retain marbling closer to the body [considered a fault]).

[r0zeclawz]

informational diagram of a hinge

thats straight up funny words

[ourladyofomega]

Play tonight's lottery. Ask me anything.

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[comicaurora]

Baba Yaga vs Koschei the Deathless epic rap battle; who would win?

RIP Koschei the Deathless sorry about all the horrifying things that are about to befall your skull

[phantomamour]

i want to clark kent to eat me out with his glasses on 🤗🤗🤗 shirtless with sweatpants low on his hips no underwear he’s probably humping the bed while he does it😄😄

so i finally got around to answering this while avoiding some physics today and yeah... yeah this is hot... it's also way longer than i intended it to be... guess it's time to make a clark masterlist lmao

clark is a service top through and through in my head and part of that involves loving to go down on his girl. when you've had a rough day and you're tired of being as wound up as you are, clark is on his knees in seconds. when you're stressed about something at work in the morning, unable to sleep well all night, he'll get on his knees in the shower before you two get ready for the day. often times, without a bed involved, he'll have to prop your thighs on his shoulders because he's just too tall otherwise and he'll hold you up to work his tongue into you happily.

but when he drags you to bed, that's when you know he needs it just as much as you do. he'll close your shared apartment door behind you when you get home finally and kiss you before either of you can say a word and you just know what he needs. it helps you unwind but it also helps him. he'd been out superman-ing while you worked late and now he just needed you underneath him--he needed to make you feel good to turn off his own speeding mind.

he's already shirtless and you can tell from how low his sweatpants are sitting on his hips that he had forgone his boxers when changing, the v of his hips on breathtaking display with a trail of hair leading down to his prominent bulge. he doesn't have to say anything for you to know where he's taking you, holding your face in his hands and kissing you as he walks you backward to the bedroom. but when he gets you on the bed, when you're finally laid out for him, he has to take a moment just to look at you.

"i can't believe you're mine," he'll whisper before moving to kiss you again, his lips dragging down the bare skin of your neck as he works your shirt up your chest. he takes his time working his way down your body, kissing every inch of skin he can uncover. he always grumbles when you wear pants, simply because of the extra time it takes to slip them off. but when you wear a skirt, he's simply moving it up and letting it rest along your hips; he'll take it off later.

the first drag of his tongue is nearly brutal, too light to do anything but make you squirm, like he's testing his own strength even if he's done the act a hundred times. he doesn't want to break you; he just wants to devour you for the night. you don't even notice the movement of his own hips at first, too lost in the way he sucks your clit until your back is arching off the bed. but then you hear the subtle creak of the bed and the clouds in your head dissipate enough to look down at him. oh what a sight to behold.

clark's glasses haven't been discarded yet. they're sliding down his nose and fogging up a little, but he's too blissed out between your thighs to care. his hair is a mess from you tugging on it and when he pulls up to look at you, you can see your slick across his lips and the blissed out look in his eyes.

"baby..." he can barely get the word out, like it's killing him to be parted from you. the creaking is still present and when you look past his head, you can see that he's grinding into the bed just enough to look truly in a trance. you've hyponotised him; you know his mind is off just as much as yours if not more. and when he brings his mouth back to your core, when you jump at the sensation of his tongue slipping inside of you again, he lets out a low moan that vibrates into you.

you know his sweatpants will need a thorough wash by the time he's done. he's not coming up for air again until you've cum at least twice on his tongue and he will happily hump the bed through as much overstimulation as it takes until you're limp under his touch. his pleasure comes from giving you pleasure and he swears it's better at clearing his mind than flying through the atmosphere at the speed of sound.

[thatonefishfriend]

Or all of them at once?

[doodl3b3ans]

For you for you!!

@ashishere0w0

99, 80, 41, and 36!! ❤️👅

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

[hoonipies]

reader wearing a sexy lingerie and pulled her panties to her side to play with herself & fondle her breast and asked loser nerd jake to sit and watch not touching. After sometime, reader gave jake the green light and he went FERALLLL

loser nerd jake OMGGG YESSS

警告: subby Jake, lingerie, masturabtion, crying, cumming untouched eh that’s all 𝒱 … I see the audience is liking loser nerd Jake…hmmm @ri4-lovesenha this is for you

Sim jaeyun x fem reader

The dimly lit room casts shadows on your body, legs on either side. The lingerie clung onto your body like skin, the perfect fit. The heat of the room only heightened the tension between you and Jake. Who was sitting on the edge of the bed watching you.

Your hands slowly play with the wetness at your pussy—“fuck Jake, you see how wet you get me?” His breath hitches cock striking in the confinds of his jeans. The heat surrounding the room makes the room feel even more suffocating— makes Jake even more on edge. Waiting for the green light.

You slowly push one of your fingers inside your throbbing hole “fuck” Jake’s eyes trail down your body. Watching your chest heave as you close your eyes- adding another finger inside your pussy. 

“Please” he mutters out “please, can I-“ he says louder this time. “Please let me touch you” he whimpers out breathless. “Please what?” He runs a hand through his disheveled hair “pleaseplease let me touch you”

You close your eyes focusing on the feeling of your fingers filling you up, “mmpf” .

Jake’s knuckles are white from how hard he’s gripping the sheets. “I’ll be so good just- PLEASE” he whispers the last part. 

You hesitantly pull your fingers out and climb to Jake on the edge before pushing your fingers past him plump lips. He closes his eyes moaning from the taste of you. 

His spit coats your fingers from how messy he’s being, how desperate he looks. You pull your fingers out of his spit covered mouth, a string of salvia from the pad of your finger to his lips. Jake’s a mess his face flushed, looking at you with wide eyes, how is he supposed to keep his hand to himself when you look like that?

You spot the wet spot forming in his pants and coo “aww jakey… you really want to fuck me?” You make him feel dizzy like sometimes all he can think about is you, and right now all he can think about is fucking you. 

You rub your thighs together as you wipe the tears rolling down his face before nodding at him—giving him the green light. 

Jake’s eyes go wide as he gropes your tits through the lace material grinding his leg on your thigh. “Thankyouthankyouthankyou-“ he whimpers against your lips.

And with that Jake is sooo messy when he finally gets to push his cock inside of you- whimpering and rolling his eyes back, at some point he even cries because he is so so so sensitive when from all the waiting. Keeps fucking into you even after you came filling up your pussy with his cum :33

© honnipies

[charl0ttan]

Favorite non-deer furry?

bunnyyyyyyyyy 🐇

[timsmokends]

sure. hit me

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[askoverkill]

transcript below:

The Theater Labyrinth… looks bigger than I expected. But it’s nothing we can’t handle. (Text skip)

(You tune out everyone else.) (Instead, you watch over Lupus.) (They're standing around, bored.) (Kicking a rock.)

(You're their parent now.) (It's official.) (Wow.)

(You need to do parent things.) (But, what does a parent do?)

(Uh... they say "I love you.") (You did that last night.) (And kind of this morning.) (So you're good on that.)

(Uh......... they.) (Interact.)

Wuh.

Siffrin… why did you poke my cheek?

Uhhhhh. Boopus.

Woah...