#(i would be rich tho….)

[alonolaart]

MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "Something's amiss. The light beams bend around his face and scatter in a thousand directions. It seems the laws of physics do not apply here. They are suspended, distorted, an echo."

Number 4 in my series of Disco Elysium patches 🪡

[brocedesbenz]

I hate to break this to you, but mobius is actually a girl dad. You guys are just choosing to avoid the truth

[lunarharp]

shirahama-sensei reminded me she has a thing for the teacher from pokemon s/v so i randomly went off on an au where qifrey is the professor. etc

[undefeatedcrabking]

I just checked the final bids on the fantasy high mini auction and someone PAID $12555.55 FOR FIG?!?!!!??!?

THAT'S LIKE AT LEAST 3X MORE MONEY THAN ANY OTHER MINI OF THE BAD KIDS

ADAINE HAD TWO AND THEIR COMBINED TOTAL IS HALF OF WHAT FIGS WENT FOR!!!

oh to have enough disposable income to drop upwards of ten thousand dollars on a tiny figure of one of my little guys

[jonbinary]

metal genre self ship asks !!

bc i am a silly little guy who likes metal + my silly little f/os...

death metal: who is more intimidating, s/i or f/o?

metalcore: who is the 'um they asked for no pickles...' half of the pairing?

nu metal: does f/o communicate more with words or actions? how about s/i?

doom metal: who gets scared more easily?

classic metal: have f/o and s/i ever attended a concert together? who was it?

power metal: do they get into arguments easily? do they make up easily?

glam metal: does s/i steal clothes from f/o or the other way around?

industrial metal: who stays up late working and who convinces the other to come to bed?

thrash metal: do s/i and f/o dance together? what kind of dancing?

idol metal: what's something s/i does that f/o finds cute or endearing? the other way around?

[cherryflavoured7777]

guys what kind of car do we think hazel drives cause I had a dream she picked me up in a black jeep but I wanna consult with the masses

[aurithemoon]

Day 5 of the Hunger Games, when Zuko decided he wanted to form an alliance with the tough girl from District 12.

[heartbreakprincewille]

I was just thinking about how Erik's death, although very tragic, was important for many plot-related reasons. Not only to Wilhelm's character and Wilhelm and Simon's dynamic, but also because Erik was the Crown Prince everyone wanted.

If Erik would have been alive and became the King, I highly doubt that it would have brought any sort of conflict to the table. He was described as a "perfect" royal by almost everyone (despite S2 giving us insight about him struggling as well). The traditions would have went on as usual, the lies and secrets and toxic high-society solidarity finding a safe abode under Kristina and then Erik's succession. Even if Wille and Simon would have been together, it wouldn't have been much of a deal, Wilhelm was a spare after all, right? Erik was carved straight out of the image the Royal Court wanted him to be, but in reality it would just have been private therapy sessions and secret realizations about your surroundings but too "duty-bound" to act on them.

But Wilhelm is the Crown Prince everyone needs. Even if they don't realize it. Everyone in that damn school and even the Royals need a severe reality check. I agree, everyone is entitled to their worldview and it's not wrong to harbour a certain belief, but they need to realize how stifling they are. They made Wilhelm deny the video even though saying nothing about it was the right option! And then proceeded to offer the throne to the same person who filmed and uploaded that video. How infuriating is that? You are offering power to a person who can commit literal crimes as soon as its intoxication seizes his brain? Just because the current Crown Prince is non-conforming to your toxic systems and would potentially not bear future heirs? DO YOU GUYS EVEN HAVE MORALS?

I actually hope Wilhelm and Simon's relationship rock the foundations of Hillerska and the Royalty's beliefs. I hope Wilhelm's speech make them introspect what is right and what is not. Everyone needs some sort of discomfort in their worldview to grow, and I really hope Wilhelm and Simon's unabashed love makes everyone's centuries-old solidarity with stoic traditions twist and turn in its grave. I hope Wilhelm's growth as a person becomes so tangible that people like Nils and Stella are never afraid to be loudly themselves if they want to.

RIP Erik, you would have been an absolutely charming King. But trust me, your brother is here to start a revolution.

[oifaaa]

I hear your extremely valid “evil Tim would be a mediocre villain” but the thing is he’s a rich kid who was gonna go on to inherit a big business in Gotham so literally any Tim that’s not a hero is arguably a mediocre villain you gotta do an interesting twist or he’s just a normal guy in Gotham

Hear you do feel like I need to point out Tim wasn't gonna inherit a business tho drake industries flopped before jack even died and even then if Tim wasn't a hero jack wouldn't die so he wouldn't be inheriting nothing until he was at least in his late 20s which it's Tim who knows when he'll make it to his late 20s

[stinkybrowndogs]

I think i definetly would have been a furry had i been allowed on the internet before the age of 16. I was fucking primed to be a furry.

Im just saying that i am not making bucko bucks on furry commissions rn bc i was prevented from reaching my true potential

[romanceddawn]

i know its probably more rich american culture than rich japanese culture, but i think seto should give transfem mokuba a fucking insane and huge sweet 16 party

like maybe its not long after she comes out and he wants to make her feel special and give her some gender euphoria (with a side of a big old fuck you to the media) so he just goes all out, spending thousands on whatever dresses she wants, a whole crown to top her look off, makes it a private concert with her favorite bands/singers, holograms and light shows everywhere because seto kaiba would not be caught dead planning a party without them, and he runs himself ragged trying to make it as perfect as possible because he loves her and would do anything for her

(honestly she'd be fine with just a day out at the fair or something, but she wont complain about getting a sick ass party and private concert)

[anormalkidingotham]

i was bitten by killer croc on my way to school again today and my history teacher was super pissed off because i was a few minutes late because i had to patch up the bite so i wouldn't bleed out

[cosmic-d1ce]

I so badly hope that when Forever and Missa fight for Phil's affection that Forever is just as dramatic as he's been this whole time

I want a dramatic speech professing his undying love, i want him to admit its not even about Brunim anymore and he would destroy worlds for Phil if he just gives him the chance, they could be so powerful together, together they can make sure no eggs are harmed again! They could do anything if they were together, Forever just needs a chance to prove himself

I want drama im rooting for Forever

[sarafangirlart]

Wait, since Oceanus is Hera’s foster father, would that mean that Zeus would have to pay a bride price to him in order to marry her?

[cattatoir]

I think I have unpopular Sandman takes bc I'm usually on his side

[pcktknife]

and why did they make toralei rich and british. the people aleady hated her when she was poor and ambiguous 😭