#(poor apollo)

[ackerlikesmen]

Apollo: I need to get you a REAL dog

Percy: Babe, come meet my dogs. Apollo: Of course. Lead the way. Percy, whistling: Come here, boys! I want you to meet someone special! Apollo: Aww, I'm so touched. I can't wait to meet them--- Two huge bull sharks pull up Apollo: Percy... where are the dogs? Percy: That's Hank and Homer. Apollo: I see... where are the dogs??? Percy: Right here! Apollo: Baby, those are sharks. Percy: So? I call them my sea dogs. Look, they can play fetch. Percy throws a stick in the water, Hank bolts, and returns with the stick Percy, swims toward Homer and Hank and pets them: Apollo, come join us! Apollo: You're out of your damn mind. Percy: They don't bite. I promise. Two hours later Percy kisses a pissed off Apollo who's glaring at the sea Percy: I'm so sorry, Sunshine. The boys were just dicking around. Apollo: THEY. BIT. ME. Percy, sighs and plays with his hair: Damn dogs...

[astraeajackson]

apollo, playing dress to impress: okay meg, this is me! now, you can be honest with yourself, i don't expect five stars simply because we're friends-

meg: *casually selects one star*

apollo, tears streaming down his cheeks: but i voted YOU five stars!

[textsfromjapanifornia]

[firinnie]

Want some pain? Imagine Apollo holding his sister who has been struck by lightning. He feels her existence leaving, sees the blood and realizes that it is all because of Zeus.

It is all because of Zeus again, because it was he who struck Apollo's son with lightning in exactly the same way. But unlike Athena, Asclepius did not survive.

[unsightlymuse]

“Who are you?”

Hermes: “I’m the best-dressed in all of Olympus!”

“…Apollo?”

Hermes: *dramatic gasp* “✨How dare you ✨”

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This is my favourite ✨Hermes✨ video, hands down.

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(Poor Apollo. First the sacred cattle, and now the fashion sense. ‘God of thieves’ indeed.)

[chariotwaves]

How the scent of you caresses my skin

Just like you, so bright and warm

I see you thrive in the meadows of Demeter

My lovely Hyacinth

[greekgodssitcom]

Ares: So there’s this movie I’ve been watching-

Apollo: Nope

Ares: It’s not gory this time!

Ares: It’s just heavily disturbing

[dark-elf-writes]

I was thinking about perpollo and couldn’t stop laughing at the idea of Percy’s two sides of the family finding out the two of them are A Thing™️.

Poseidon is going to strangle Apollo. Going to hunt him for fucking sport. He’s going to redefine torture. Triton has never been close to his mortal brother but he is more than willing to help.

Sally just sighs and pats her son on the shoulder. He always was far too like her. It’s no wonder that he would hand his fragile human heart over to a god. She had. Still, that doesn’t stop her from reminding Apollo that while she may be a normal mortal there is no wrath like a mother’s.

[brodorokihousuke]

hello?????

[deadbaguette]

Dear children of Priam, were you doomed all along?

[thecinnamonr0ll]

My bbg deserves better😭😭😭😢😔😭🥺

How many times, do you think, Zeus threatened to harm Apollo's siblings because the god didn't want to comply with the king's orders

How many times, Apollo was pleading him not to

How many times did the siblings judge Apollo's actions, not knowing that those were orders of their king and that their brother decided that better he would be hurt that them

[ackerlikesmen]

Hermes: Since you're dating Percy, what type of flower do you think---

Apollo, eyes glowing gold: For your own benefit, I suggest you leave that sentence unfinished.

[astraeajackson]

the "trials and tribulations of apollo"?

nah more like "let's see how long apollo can go before his crazy ex burns america down to the ground all because of That One Time™ circa three thousand years ago when apollo may or may not have drowned said ex in his own bathtub"

[nebinarnagovnara]

Two snakes, whispering in my ears

[science-lings]

every fic with them is just them having The Conversation, which is valid but like... what if they teamed up and got to go full bisexual drama kid mode and they get to like... hang out. They should get drunk and watch legally blonde, or get to team up in court to psychologically damage some corrupted member of the bar association, and make Apollo regret being a reason they can be found in the same room sometimes.

I just think that Klavier should team up with Phoenix to sue the bar association for unlawful disbarment after its proven that he didn’t use false evidence knowingly and was set up. Also I think they’d make a very silly duo once it’s clear that Phoenix is kinda the king of giving people second chances and they both have a thing for dramatics.

[spookedbees]

post burning maze piper my beloved

alt version under the cut