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Once again, I am enjoying the general cinematography and acting and the like, but this just does not feel like 911 to me. I don't watch this show for cop storylines that just create drama for drama's sake. And like, okay, sometimes that doesn't bug me as much when it's the segments focused on Athena. But here it's dragged the whole rest of the team into it in a way that feels off to me. And I don't know. I'm just not here for it.
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i'm going straight to bed without washing my hair after I brined, breaded, and fried 80lbs of chicken at work that's how tired I am
#i've never made it before and i kept thinking#i need this to be good i need a win#and i got 6 compliments#so yay#text#*i'd
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I've gotten advertisements written like overdue assignment emails
coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋
#you need to claim your reward by ___#NO I DON'T#if you want me to buy from you Is rather you asked nicely#this is about uber#*I'd
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This is the worst timeline. (x)
#NEVER FUCKING DO THIS#it's shit like this#that makes me think about quitting the fanfic game#if i wrote for pay at least i'd have some money#this is an ai hate blog
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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

#you could approach me on a day when i have nothing on and say d'you want free tickets to a theme park and lunch at your favourite restaurant#and i'd be like [sweating] can i think about it#be shh now#containment breach
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#philosophy#math#the button#how many times can i press#I'd give the money back#let's say half of it#rich girl#trans#transfem#196#r196#mtf
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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
#i really do agree we need a kneeling knight emoji i'd use the FUCK out of that#can i tag this 'chivalry' or perhaps 'arthuriana'#shann talks shit#chivalry#arthuriana#maybe even#paladin#edit: thanks to the people reblogging this i now know of knightposting#knightposting#second edit: listen I didn’t hv an oc in mind when I compiled this but I just remembered that I do hv a knight oc#morghen coded#compilation post
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk#crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there#now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it#maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this
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terrible news: the only way to find out if something you create is gonna be good or bad is to actually create it
#interrupting ur regularly scheduled funny comics with some hawkeye-ass advice 👍#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#positivity#my doods#this was specifically inspired by the mando comic LOL bc i was sat there like its gonna be bad!!! its take forever and then gonna suck!!!#then i remembered it also might not suck BUT i couldnt find out til i made it#and IT BANGED IM SO PROUD OF IT#honestly might be the best comic ive ever made in my life!! and if i'd given into the fear-of-bad i'd never've made that!!!#10k#20k
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Class 1 recall on Tostitos. (Class 1 means they can kill you if consumed, this time because of undeclared milk. Having food allergies really sucks.)
#recall#food recall#now updated to say it's an allergen contaminant#undeclared milk#when I originally posted I'd only been awake like 10 minutes and thought I'd put down all pertinent info xD
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a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.
my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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Hey you ever think about The Characters so much to the point where

#sp-rambles#This post was originally about TF2 qpr yaoi that I've written 170k+ words for already btw just thought I'd mention that
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#personally i'd agree that sonic 3 is going to be really important for people to see#sth#sonic the hedgehog#sonic cinematic universe#sonic movie 3#jim carrey
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Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3
If you enjoyed, please consider supporting by buying a PDF of the comic on itch.io: https://tawnysoup.itch.io/home-in-the-woods
#I'd rather not clutter the caption so I'll ramble a little in the tags#HitW is short but special to me as it represents and encapsulates some hard life experiences I was going through at the time of its creatio#Ofc in a more metaphorical manner! but. I have been very much enjoying reading people's comments and speculation as its been posting#the interpretations are so meaningful and varied and i love that and really want to encourage anyone to reflect on what it means to them#for me making this comic was a way to process and move past trauma. i feel like it ends anti-climactically but i wanted to be true to#where i thought things were actually going in my life moreso than to veer towards impact. ultimately im glad i managed to finish it#and for it to finish going public right before the new year? maybe i can see this as shedding that old pain in time to become something new#so thank you for reading for supporting and for still being here. lets wake up to 2025 with wind in our sails#Home in the Woods#my art#my comics#original comic#cw guns#cw blood#cw body horror
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