#*rips a book in half*

[prettyinpunk]

when you listen to favorite record and the you can get what you want but its never enough hits.

[the-barefoot-hatter]

pediatricians are hard to find.

you aren't broken and other important things a triangle needs to hear

[legobiwan]

"First, let's get something out of the way: a human's ability to grasp reality is painfully limited. You don't even have free will! Don't believe me? Okay, rip a dollar in half right now. Didn't do it? Didn't think so!"

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"PS: Look what I just ripped in half! Suck it!"

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I love Stan so, so much for this.

[donothello]

song: Sleep Patterns by Merchant Ships

[imobsessed123]

Saw this at Barnes and noble today!! So happy they’re still keeping pride books on sale 🥰🥰

[sophie-jane-silver]

Currently reading to kill a mockingbird, and every time i think neil would have loved this book i wanna cry, because like, why did you die in December neil couldn't you wait six fucking months??😭😭

[queerophenia]

Pete Townshend mentions Roger Daltrey in his autobiography more times than both of his wives combined. btw.

[alexjcrowley]

The Hobbit or Bilbo Baggins's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad, Not At All Fun Steppe Vacation

[ruinsofxerxes]

Hello! Good to see you back! Any good Al centric fics? Or even any that feature both brothers equally?

My sunshine booooyy!!!! I.......love al-centric fics (well, I love anything al-centric) so I've actually got some master posts of al-centric fics! Here are some al-centric fics (including a lot of post-promised day fics), and here are some short/oneshot al fics. Also elfpen's got some great post-fma fics, some awesome al-centric stuff, so check them out here, Legends is my fav of the series!). If any of the fic links in these posts don't work, let me know! I'll try to get them to ya somehow lol

[stil-lindigo]

emily carroll has once again permanently changed my brain chemistry

[shewhoeatssand]

Hello :3

What do you think, what kind of music that Kaneki listens to?

I don’t bc him as a big music person, so I think he would mostly listen to generic 2000s jpop since its what he’s exposed to. Ofc Hide would expose him to more international music, I think Hide might’ve had a favourite kpop idol group who he made Kaneki check out until he picked a favourite girl, I think it would’ve been funny if he got into something like One Direction and forced to read bad fanfic by Hide who unfortunately had his own computer at 14 (a mistake). I also think earlier Kaneki would’ve liked audiobooks while going on his nighttime jogs bc they kept him motivated to push himself each day so he’d find out what happened next. Once he starts Shironekiing it up he’d probably give up his audiobooks and replace them with some absolute dogshit, horror show, insane person junk like metal pipes dropping onto the floor for 4 hours because each sound shocks him so bad he stops ruminating and can stay focused on the grind

[mjshortformcjesus]

i ffinheshed the manchrian cnadiate

^ artistic rnenditon of my emotiosn

[highladyluck]

A tiny little ficlet for Forsaken Week!

"Moiraine, we have to leave, now. They could come back at any moment," Mat said.

Thom had rushed to Moiraine's side, and was supporting her, looking curiously like a Warder. He nodded. "We should not waste Valan Luca's last and greatest show."

Mat turned to the other woman in the chamber, who looked back at him coolly with those large, dark eyes. She was stunningly beautiful and incredibly poised. Something about the combination niggled at his memory. "You too, mistress. I won't leave anyone behind for these foxes to gnaw on."

"Mat, that is Lanfear," Moiraine cut in sharply, her chiming accent sounding somehow strange to his ears. Or maybe it was just what she said. "One of the Forsaken. Daughter of the Night."

"But she…" looks so familiar, he stopped himself from saying. Where had he seen someone that looked like her? How could he have forgotten seeing someone who looked like her? Then the full force of Moiraine's statement hit him, and he grunted.

"That's Lanfear? Lanfear is here too?" He tried not to shout, but it was still louder than he intended. "Who else might I expect here, Aes Sedai? The Daughter of the Nine Moons, here to claim me as her consort, after I rescue her from durance vile?"

Moiraine's eyebrows drew together, as if she were concentrating. She opened her mouth hesitantly, and Mat barely had time to regret his slip of the tongue before the other woman- Lanfear!- responded.

"I answer to that title, as well," she said, in a light, amused tone. "Yet I had thought it lost to this Age."

[connabeth]

This is so niche but I get so unreasonably annoyed when Rick describes girls’ outfits. Like sorry who tf wears an oversized hoodie with distressed jeans and doc martens?? What does Rick have against leggings or sweatpants or yoga pants with a sweatshirt?? Has he ever met a teenage girl in the past 10 years because no one wears that

bisexuals

[pepsicoughdrops]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “it’s been so long” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i don’t know what i was thinking

my buddy henry emily visibly shaking: what happened to my daughter?