#-running and recording in the background 💀💀💀💀

[uqb]

on that wuthering waves grind ....... 😃

[honeytonedhottie]

extra self care routine⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🍦

this 8 step self care routine is meant to be super DUPER over the top but its intended more so to make u feel like the goddess that u are and to simply pamper, and spoil urself as u should...plus you'll smell like a cupcake after 🎀

warning, LONG post ahead but thats because i tried to be thorough and clear on the steps of this 8-step routine.✨🧁

STEP ONE ; ICING UR FACE

the benefits of facial icing include more radiant skin, helps with spider lines, and blemish control. if u wanna know more about icing ur face i recommend u read this.

but typically you'll fill up a bowl with some water and ice and dunk ur face in the ice in 60 second intervals (thats how i like to do it) or you take an ice cube and run that on ur skin.

STEP TWO ; OILING UR HAIR

i personally dont recommend oiling ur hair overnight, once u apply ur hair oil into ur hair let it sit for 30 minutes - 4 hours depending on how much time u have on ur hands, but if ur gonna do the 8 step self care ritual i would assume u had some time.

use the scalp massaging tool for blood flow to ur head and MASSAGE. imagine all of ur stress seeping out of ur body. it might sound strange, but when im doing this step i imagine myself rearranging and organizing my thoughts 💀.

while ur doing this whole routine i recommend playing an affirmation tape in the background, or ur favorite playlist. 🧁

STEP THREE ; MASKS

next i'll use a spray bottle and wet my hair before going in with my hair mask, and once thats in ur hair use the claw clip to keep ur hair up and out of ur face.

now its time for the facial mask and i recommend keeping kind of an ARSENAL of masks, whether its a liquid or clay mask or sheet masks just have them on u because i usually do face masks of any sort 1-2 times a week for my LUSTROUS glow.

while u have the hair and face masks in, its a good time to do some dry brushing to remove dead skin cells and improve blood circulation. some other masks that u can do to be EXTRA are lip masks and under eye masks.

STEP FOUR ; IN THE SHOWER

wash ur hair as you would usually do, use the body scrub before using a body wash that has similar tones to the body scrub (this is called scent layering) and while in the shower i recommend to do a shower meditation.

if y'all r interested i'll make a shower meditation guide and u can record ur own voice doing the meditation so u can use it ✨

while ur in the shower make sure to be meticulous and take ur time while u wash ur body. do double cleansing so that u can ensure that you're squeaky clean.

now is also the time to shave if u like to do that and remember use a body scrub BEFORE u shave and once ur out of the shower to use a body oil to prevent ingrowns and to just have a smoother shave in general.

STEP FIVE ; OUT OF THE SHOWER

use ur body oil and ur body lotion, this kind of goes along with the before bed slugging notion which gives the SOFTEST most amazing skin in the morning so i highly recommend it.

HOT TIP FROM HONEY ; using a warmed up towel adds to the whole spa experience so i def recommend that, warming up towels/blankets/robes makes me feel so cozy and toasty 🧋✨

the formula for before bed slugging is (body oil + body lotion + a thick body butter/cream)

STEP SIX ; REPAIR AND REPLENISH

once your out of the shower and you’ve slugged ur body, use a leave in conditioner to repair and soothe damaged hair.

use a face milk

cuticle oil

now’s the time to use pimple patches

and things of that nature in general

this ensures that ur being absolutely meticulous and replenishing ur body the proper way. taking care of ur base so that u can make it absolutely GLOW ✨

STEP SEVEN ; FACIAL MASSAGE

use a gua sha and any other facial massage tools to help blood circulation and just be EXTRA. to sculpt ur face like the goddess you are.

facial massage stimulates blood circulation, promoting oxygen flow and nutrient delivery to the skin cells. facial massage helps to release the tension held in the facial muscles, alleviating stress lines and promoting a more youthful appearance.

AND if ur consistent with facial massage, you'll can enhance skin elasticity AND diminish fine lines.

STEP EIGHT ; YOGA AND STRETCHES

nothing feels better then massaging and stretching stiff limbs, especially if u have pains or aches in ur body. look up a follow along, super light, yoga routine or a stretching routine.

i think that a rly good stretch is the perfect way to end ur super duper over the top 8 step self care routine 💗🎀

[redr0sewrites]

Blade x reader General Headcanons (sfw + nsfw)

*gently hands this to you and then scuttles away like a large cockroach* not proofread so yea <\\\3 u can tell i have a blade bias <3

🥀CW: a little angst, blade is Bad At Feelings ™️, reader is sorta assumed to be a stellaron hunter, dom/sub dynamics in the nsfw, switch!blade, knife kink/pain kink, just filth tbh

🥀 minors dni with the nsfw portion

sfw!

we all know bladie is RIDICULOUSLY emotionally constipated- if he likes you, he is in COMPLETE AND UTTER DENIAL

he will be staring into ur soul like he hates ur guts but the whole time his heart is pounding out of his chest

he has a very stoic face, it takes a while for u to learn to read him 😭

tbh ud prob think that he hates u for a while cuz he just stares at u

once u both get over the initial awkwardness of him constantly looming over u and hovering around u and staring at u, and once u realized that no, hes not creepy or insane he just wants to be around u, u guys would probably become close friends pretty quickly!

i dont think hes the type to jump into a relationship, his commitment issues get in the way

u would DEF have to be friends first, but he would still be enamoured with u

very observant, he notices all of the little things u do

one of the very first things that tips u off to the fact that he has romantic feelings towards u would probably simply be the fact that he literally cares SO MUCH about ur life and routine

hes memorized ur schedule, how u make ur coffee/tea, what ur favorite movies and shows are, he can tell when ur sad or stressed, he just finds comfort in learning details about u

he prefers to listen in conversation rather than speak, he can listen to u for hours

if u like something or are interested in something, suddenly he is too and he wants to learn all about it

at this point all the other stellaron hunters are rooting for u two to get together

kafka would try to set u both up like all the time

shes never seen blade so devoted to someone

whenever u walk in the room, he always seems to light up a little in excitement

i honestly feel like he would confess first but only for the sake of kafka not telling u before he does💀

it would probably be after an especially tiring or exhausting mission, after the maras been making him feel shitty

blade always feels so safe around u and he would just suddenly blurt out the fact that hes in love with u

after the initial shock, when u tell him the feelings are reciprocated hes ECSTATIC

but wont show it

he'll just let out a small (but cute): smile and nod

kafka, sam, and silverwolf are in the background recording the whole thing 💀

hes awkward at first

SUCKS AT PHYSICAL CONTACT TBH

blade's love language is def acts of service

he loves doing things for you and he loves helping u, it makes him proud to know that he can help make u feel safe

will fucking destroy anyone who hurts u

like actually destroy

nobody had ever seen blade so angry or ruthless as the day u were hurt on a mission

afterwords hes cradling u in his arms, clinging to u like ur gonna disappear😭

he knows how fleeting mortal lives are and hes genuinely so afraid of losing u

hes not good at talking things out or expressing his feelings

hes also not great at apologizing but he will try for u and only for u

arguments with him kinda suck cuz he can be stubborn and doesn't understand emotions

blade would feel terrible afterwards tho

would probably sit next to u and just take ur hands in a silent apology and gently run his thumb in a soft circle on ur palm

he likes it when u wear his clothes, he can be possessive and seeing u in his (probably much larger) clothes makes him a little feral

overall, u guys have ur ups and downs, but are ultimately a power couple and he loves u sm what can i do to find me a blade smh

nsfw!

SWITCH ENERGY‼️

when hes dom, hes MEAN

blade can talk so filthy sometimes, his voice is so deep and rough and when hes got you folded in half, ruthlessly pounding into u theres nothing u love to hear more than his scornful voice switching from degradation to praise <3

into marking on both ends, he loves seeing u covered in hickeys and scratches but also enjoys being littered in stinging marks for him to admire later

i feel like blade would like positions where he can be close to u when hes dominant, such as mating press or missionary

SIZE KINK! if ur smaller thank him, he love love LOVES to use his larger stature and weight to pin u down

seeing u squirm and writhe helplessly beneath him turns him on

will pin ur wrists above ur head, leaning down to whisper the filthiest words in ur ear, the entire time his cock is thrusting so fast in and out of ur leaking hole, ur mind is melting to mush at the stimulation. on top of that, his free hand is roughly playing with ur cock/clit, while he nips and bites roughly at ur neck. its all so much, too much...

rahh i went off there for a sec

anyways <3

blade wouldn't understand the hype to exhibitionism until the both of u got together

the two of u r fucking in a storage closet while people outside r just continuing their everyday lives, his hand clamped roughly over ur mouth to silence u, but that doesnt stop his own breathy moans and growls from slipping through

i also think blade would have a knife kink, hed find sick, twisted pleasure in running a knife over ur soft skin as u squirm

hed never actually hurt u, he could never do that

u both def have a safeword

but the idea is still arousing

he isnt as vocal when dom when hes sub, when hes dom its more low growls and groans and moans while when hes sub its more moaning and whimpers and whines

when hes sub, hes so into pain

if u pull his hair, this man will immediately submit

HE HAS AN ORAL FIXATION IF U HAVE A COCK HE WOULD ADORE TO SPEND EVERY WAKING HOUR SUCKING ON IT. if ur exhausted and want to keep blade occupied (cuz his stamjna is INSANE), give him two of ur fingers to suck on<3

he just looks so pretty with ur fingers in his mouth, a small trickle of drool leaking past his parted lips as he stares up at u in utter adoration with lust filled eyes

blade is SO LOUD when u fuck him from behind, he doesnt know why he just finds it so hot

he also has a reverse size kink, someone as small as u taking control of him and using him for ur own pleasure is such a turn on

he has such insane stamina, he could have u fucking him for literal hours and still want more

esp when hes sub, there needs to be a lot of foreplay leading up to the actual sex or else he will be needy for like ever

is actually so touch starved its funny, when the two of u had ur first time where he was sub he came in under a minute

he was super embarrassed, even tho u found it super hot

blade can be a tease if he wants to be, sending u photos of him naked with his hand wrapped around his aching cock, eyes blown wide with lust<3

he thinks punishments are hot, but prefers to be praised and pampered

call him a good boy, he will MELT

he wants to be good for u so much, he needs u to get himself off its almost pathetic :( he cant cum without u there helping him, whenever hes needy and ur not around he always ends up in a puddle of his own arousal, his release slipping away as soon as it begins to build. his cock is aching, he needs u, he cant even get off alone

after sex is when hes most vulnerable, blade is very kinky and mellow after sex esp when he was sub

big on aftercare, deep down he wants to be taken care of and held

he also loves taking care of u, loves washing u as u bathe together after a rough night of lovemaking

he loves it when u mark his chest cuz he can show it off the next day

blade wants everyone to know ur his, and vice versa

THIS GOT SO LONG WTF???

BARK BARK BARK can u tell i have such a big fat stupid fucking blade bias hes so silly i love this goofy man sm i need to pepper him with kisses and then fuck him senseless 😔

[saintescuderia]

welcome to the mini series of the random, mindless thoughts had by a poet disguised in an orange jumpsuit watching cars speed by all weekend. enjoy!

--- note: 5am starts, 7pm finishes. all four days. gotta love formula 1!

thursday: media day!

i want the ferrari jacket

there are school kids here?

i don’t want the ferrari jacket

$7 for a small can of red bull is THEFT

especially since they broke the cost cap

me walking through the “accredited personnel” gate and tapping my special lanyard is a CORE memory

i think my uber driver dropped me off on the opposite side of the track

*stressing about being unable to admire the sights of albert park bc i’m stress-running from the opposite end of the track to my station*

pls don’t be a dick and say i’m late - i know

how is a 5am wake up not early enough HOW?

“last year i was stationed at the corner where charles spun out.”

sole thought = 💀💀💀💀

i. fucking. love. cars.

the whole SENSORY experience of a race ffffffffffffuuuuuck

“be careful taking pictures because that security camera is on us and is straight to race control and the FIA.” is such a cool sentence to hear

a porsche gtr should not be covered with branding idc

i’m definitely going to abuse caffeine this weekend

friday: FP1 / FP2

the sun is rising over the lake as i walk on the albert park track and i’m happy to be alive

especially as i found a toilet that isn’t a port-a-loo

ah, a cafe that does good decent coffee thank GOD

am i going to pay $10 for a croissant?

i'm going to pay $10 for a croissant.

i lived in paris but this one fresh lune choc croissant has topped it all

no like there will never be another croissant experience to beat me eating a fresh pain au chocolat on a f1 circuit as the sun rises over the water with the melbourne skyline in the background

aramco engineers are walking behind me as i shit talk about f1, nice

“it is an increasingly unique experience peeing in a port-a-loo beside a formula one track as cars race by.”

120’000 is a LOT of people

how has the float not broken yet?

metro boomin has released an album as i stand before live formula one. life has PEAKED

fernando alonso is the first F1 driver i ever saw live

there is a shift in formula one as the heritage fans of motor racing are on the out as the next generation of fans absorbed in driver hype and social media takes over and we see this in how F1 has created the new US tracks and made them all into spectacles and fans are here because of it being “cool” instead of caring about cars

… maybe i should buy the redbull jacket instead?

bonus: sole thought during the pitlane walk for the marshals

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saturday: FP3 / qualifying

the relief of thinking you’re late and then seeing someone you know HA

commentators are now contractually obligated to bring up saudi arabia every time they talk about ollie bearman

jesus they’re as bad as the f1 girlies

i have to watch the grand prix replay after all of this i have no idea what’s actually going on

CHARLES GOES FASTER THAN MAX HA

kimi spinning out has me actively wanting to cry

a safety car FROM THE PIT EXIT

welcome to F2 everyone 👏👏👏

not me lying to the cute irish guy hitting on me about @saintescuderia

a big fat ha at the eshays holding their puffer jackets - even they can’t stand the heat

don’t flex on me that you’re here at F1 when you don’t even know what’s going on yourself bruhhhh

to the red bull fan telling me i’m “dramatic” for rolling under the fence (it’s how marshals have to do it) pls get help

$7 for a calispo is a JOKE

recording F1 quali isn’t even worth it bc they're TOO FAST

JOKES I GOT A PHOTO WITH ALBONO

i’m very lucky for my team of marshals :))))))))))

i’m only going to eat half my muffin

*finishes the whole thing*

sunday: race!

KIMI ANTONELLI!

do i ask for a photo?

*every photo of charles leclerc being abused flashes through my mind*

nah leave him be

five minutes later: i regret not asking him

the group of aussies dressed as lance stroll drunk at 9am have my heart and my respect

i need a coffee

seeing kimi walk right by me has now made so much invested for f2

i really need a coffee

yep they screwed kimi with all those safety cars

i really, really need a coffee

we get to go ON TRACK? for the DRIVERS PARADE

*starts practicing “get well soon” in spanish*

my heart is BEATING

lol jokes carlos didn’t even look at us

*checks footage to see that i accidentally just recorded guanyu zhou next to carlos the whole time :))))*

lol are they putting lewis and charles together all the time?

every marshal: “that was the shittest parade ever.”

i need a drink

pls don’t talk to me for the next two hours

don't meet your heroes kids

but also why the fuck did they do the float in one big car? and do INTERVIEWS? this is legit the one time the drivers can be there JUST for the FANS

F1 can PISS OFF

race start = okay it's happening

waitwaitwaitwaitWAITDIDIJUSTSEECARLOSOVERTAKEMAX?!

nevermind i love him

"race control has asked that you calm down, marshals are supposed to be neutral."

lol at the entirety of albert cheering that max is slowly coming to a DNF

mclaren swapping oscar for lando is DISGUSTING fuck zak brown

somehow, i've forgotten that charles is just there

SEND IT CARLOS VAmos

(this is all because i told you que te mejores pronto!)

daniel ricciardo....man..... aus gp can't market you like this.......

damn yuki got HANDS

ferrari and mclaren having the top 4 places is just *chefs kiss*

lewis just had to stall just pass my sector like i hope ur okay but couldn't u not be ok in front of me?

red bull deserves this after all the FLACK i've copped from red bulls fans ("dramatic" MY ASS)

wait george russell ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

singapore all over again. i can already see the memes.

somehow marshalling a gp has you closer and more removed from the whole thing i have no idea what's going on

(literally the only time i used my F1TV live timing)

finishing after the safety car means i can't stick my head out and clap for carlos FUCK OFF

wait, he came up right UP TO MY SIDE OF THE TRACK TO WAVE

... do you think he noticed me?

[hvly]

speaking : hey ! soooo i’m an idiot and actually READ that other ask. i didn’t know I was the other freak 💀 i have really bad selective hearing/reading and it unfortunately reared it’s ugly head 😔 so i wrote this as an apology for hitting you with a “punishment” for an action you didn’t do. my bad, sweet anon. i can be a tad bit slow at times.

𓆩𖥔𓆪 disclaimer ! the following contains: afab reader, mutual masturbation, edging, phone sex kinda? (it’s a video), i got tired at the end so if it’s dog shit, i apologize

𓆩𖥔𓆪 - word count : 800

"Don't play this til' you get home, k?"

You stared at the message that was sent nearly an hour ago. Above it was a video, the displayed image a still of your boyfriend's torso. He was in his usual yellow coveralls, fresh oil and dirt stains littered across the fabrics. Not surprising for the ultimate mechanic. You let out an amused huff as you typed out a response.

"What's this? New project?"

You plopped onto your bed as you watched the typing bubbles appear on the screen. You smiled at how quick he was to respond, knowing he was probably anxiously watching his phone since he sent his video.

"Did you watch it yet?"

"Pressing play now."

You chuckled, following through with your message and ending the suspense on Kazuichi's end. You got comfortable under your sheets, resting your head against your arm as the video began playing.

Faint huffs with the hums of background machinery was the first thing you heard as soon as you pressed play. The camera was still turned towards his stained coveralls, unzipped and hanging low on his hips. Your brows furrowed as you watched, wondering what he was working on that had him breathing so hard.

Your question was answered a few seconds later, the mystery object he was working on becoming glaringly obvious. His skin was dewey, cheeks flushed a shade that was similar to the magenta hairs that stuck to him. His white undershirt was caught between his teeth, the fabric wet with his saliva.

Kazuichi groaned as he propped his phone up, coming into full view of the camera. He was sat with his legs spread, dick painfully erect as he shimmied his coveralls lower on his hips. You turned over onto your stomach, hugging your pillow as you continued watching. If he didn’t have your attention before, he definitely had it now.

You watched as Kazuichi flicked his cock, his head dropping back with a muffled groan when it came back to hit his stomach with a soft slap. He hissed through his teeth as he began to stroke himself, his hand moving slowly down his length. Precum leaked from his tip, leaving a translucent trail over his knuckles as it dribbled down to his thighs.

You bit your lip at the sight, a steady heat building between your own pressed thighs. He had to have been playing with himself long before he pressed record. Every vein in his dick was bulging as he played with himself, and his tip was so red that you wondered if this was a form of punishment rather than an act of pleasure.

Kazuichi stroked himself faster, whimpering as he used his other hand to palm his presumably sensitive head. It moved in rough circles as he gasped, the collar of his shirt falling from his mouth. He moaned loudly, his eyes shut tight.

“Ffffuuuck.” That seemed to be the only thing he could manage, moans immediately taking over his vocabulary. Your own hand had found its way into your pants, your ring and middle fingers sliding between your slick folds.

Kazuichi must have abandoned all fears of someone hearing him, profanities falling from his lips as he stroked, squeezed and rubbed himself to climax.

“Fuck fuck, I’m gonna cum,” he groaned behind his teeth, his leg bouncing restlessly. A few more pumps and his fist was covered in white, a moan accompanying each spurt that covered his stomach and pubes.

His chest was heaving as he came down, running his mostly unsoiled hand through his hair. He sat quietly for a few seconds, head tilted back as he caught his breath again. Then, he looked into the camera for the first time in the entire video. He huffed and smiled, holding out his cum covered hand and flexing his fingers. Milky white bridges formed between his digits as it made its way down his hand.

There was a knock in the background, making Kazuichi jump and scramble to clean his hand and fix his clothes. He wiped his hands on his coveralls and reached for his phone, shouting to whoever it was to give him a minute. Before the video ended, he looked at the camera with a toothy grin.

“Was thinking bout you and uh,” he paused, sheepishly chuckling as he rubbed the back of his head. “Yeah. Hope you liked it.”

There was another, more aggressive, rounds of knocks in the background, followed by the muffled voice of Fuyuhiko threatening to break down the door if it wasn’t opened soon.

“Gotta go. Love you !” Kazuichi kissed the camera and with that the video ended, his lips being the absolute last frame.

You shook your head in amusement, closing out your message to open your call logs. “He is such a pervert,” you said, bringing your phone up to your ear as it rang.

After the 3rd ring, Kazuichi was on the other end. Before he could ask you anything, you spoke.

“Mind showing me that in person?”

© 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 hvly 2024. 𝘋𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘧y.

— ⋆｡˚｡⋆ ｡˚ 𓆩𖥔𓆪 ˚｡⋆｡˚｡⋆ —

[11queensupreme11]

im a senior in high school and after i graduate, i'm gonna move out for college and while i was rereading, i just realized how badly this whole thing has ruined percy's life. it just dawned on me how horribly uprooted she was from everything she knows. she was still in high school, probably needed to prep for psat/sat, get ready to move out etc, only for all that to go away cuz now she's been isekai-ed to a new world and has a bunch of yanderes after her, she will NEVER get that normalcy back 😭

EXACTLY!!!!

percy's not much of a planner like anthonius, but she did have SOME sort of idea of what to do in her future (especially now that the war's over and she regained the hope that she could actually make it to adulthood-)

she had all these hopes and dreams! she was still in tenth grade (a sophomore in high school)! she just passed her driver's test! she got her first actual part-time job that wasn't exploiting her for being a child! she needed to prep for her psat! she wanted to graduate high school and attend a community college for the first two years to save up on money, then transfer to a university that would hopefully take her and her shitty record! she was still a little tenth grader who didn't quite know what to major in, but that was fine cuz she still had years to go until she needed to make her decision! 😭

THERE WAS SO MUCH SHE WANTED TO DO BUT NOW IT'S BEEN SNATCHED AWAY FROM HER 😭😭

there's no way she's ever gonna get that normalcy back even after poseidon starts to care for her. there's no way he's gonna let his precious daughter attend a mortal high school. moving out for college? absolutely not! moving out in general cuz she's older now and it's about time she left the nest? NEVER HAPPENING! getting a job? don't be ridiculous!

what is she gonna do now? her plans for the future won't happen. is she just gonna remain with her father forever? get forced to marry someone and have kids? she had so many options back in the pjo verse, but now they're all GONE.

and the worst part? it's when she gets yoinked back to the pjo verse. you'd think that's a good thing but by then she had already accepted her place in the ror verse and started to make a life for herself there, only for it to be snatched away AGAIN. after she regains her memories, she's gonna be devastated cuz it's like starting all over again. she missed her friends and family, but she misses her loved ones back in ror verse too!

plus, she's been gone for two years now. she should be in her senior year of high school, ready to graduate, but she can't because she missed so much. there's no point in starting over, she'd have to settle for a GED but that'd make her chances of getting into college harder because she has no diploma, AND she has a terrible school record and super suspicious background. she could always attend new rome university, but she's kinda getting sick of the gods ruining her life at this point. maybe she should just run away to alaska??

of course, she's not aware that the yanderes are plotting to get her back and they're not afraid to kill the people she loves too, which again, only ruins her life even MORE than it already has been 💀

[dungeonclown]

Dungeonclown D20 “Rankings”

In quotes bc i love pretty much all of them and just had to post this for posterity and if one of my friends asks which season(s) to watch. [Bullet Points not in any particular order]

Level 0: did not finish

Pirates of Leviathan (lovely cast but i couldnt get all the way thru due to audio quality issues from being the first remotely recorded show.)

Shriek Week (gabe hicks)

Coffin Run (didn’t hold my interest)

Level 1: I Really Like This 😊

Fantasy High Sophomore Year (i love this season, literally the only downside was the livestream format. No!!)

Fantasy High (OG - we’ve come so far)

Tiny Heist (i mean, so darling, so funny. what so u expect)

Mice & Murder (better quality for remote but could tell the cast would have killed it in person since the zoom call situation is a big barrier)

Misfits & Magic (very cute and wholesome. Spaulding forever)

The Seven (needed more episodes to tell the story!!! wish they had sets and minis; covid problems)

Neverafter (love the themes and imagery, such a good study on storytelling.)

Dungeons & Drag Queens (fave sidequest character art and minis, mainly so impressed by brennans skill as a gm for new players/roleplayers)

Level 2: I Absolutely Love This 🤩

Fantasy High Junior Year (first show watched as it was airing, best FH yet, mary anne skuttle what more could u ask for)

Unsleeping City Part 2 (literally only downside is being filmed remotely. Breaks my heart they couldnt do this in person since this season is so special. BUT - got to see character art and illustrated backgrounds which was really fun)

A Crown of Candy (goddamnit brennan)

The Ravening War (goddamnit matt)

Mentopolis (superb cast w great chemistry and just lots of fun idk man i just think theyre neat)

Burrow’s End (fucking incredible storytelling by aabria, the cast, the crew w sets and minis and SHADOW PUPPETS goddamn.)

Never Stop Blowing Up (so stupid so joyful im just happy to be here)

Level 3: Has a Special Place In My Heart 🥰

Unsleeping City (some of my all time favorite characters and i just love how deeply these people love and understand New York City. Its the molecular structure of NYC in a show and its special)

Escape from the Bloodkeep (the first season i was like I Have To Stop Immediately And Share This With My Family. Every character is perfect. Every NPC is perfect. The minis and sets are darling. Every day i think about Hamhead and about muh hert)

A Court of Fey & Flowers (i just love them, i never thought id be invested in regency shit but if you put it in the feywild and add goblins and hobgoblins and owlbears and idiot bird people and shit im so down goddamn. Killed it. Absolutely killed it. Also gorgeous sets and costumes and props??? Gagged.)

Level 4: Rewired My Brain Chemistry 💀

A Starstruck Odyssey (screaming, crying, throwing up. The energy of these people being in person after covid creates a truly incredible maelstrom of dumb beautiful bozo shenanigans. id give a kidney for more ASO content. I Love This Show. And that it was based off of Starstruck is so fuckin special. This setting is amazing. also big barry syx is the exact bullseye of character im obsessed with that it makes me feral to think about him. I was going to joke that he was made in a lab specifically to appeal to my big beefy sex idiot himbo mercenary sensibilities but thats exactly his backstory and im mad about it)

[uhzuku]

♡┊ 𝐉𝐔𝐉𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐔 𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐍.

❝ running and falling, i’ll embrace this pain that won't disappear. the world is quietly waiting for this moment ..! ❞

𝐅𝐈𝐗 𝐘𝐎𝐔. | 𝐟𝐭. 𝐬. 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨. 〚 𝐬𝐟𝐰. | 𝟏.𝟏𝟑𝐤. 〛

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: ‘lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones … and i will try to fix you.’

𝐭𝐰: soft satoru, sleepy satoru, he’s had a long week and all he wants is you okay, cuddling, mentions of being shirtless, fluffy and sticky sweet like when cotton candy is half-melted in your mouth, his hair’s grown out some so say hello to long-haired satoru, kissing, hand-holding.

𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑! | 𝐟𝐭. 𝐬. 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨. 〚 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰. | 𝟔.𝟐𝟓𝐤. 〛

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: "i'm boyfriend material!" he cries indignantly, offended despite the fact that he'd never kept a relationship for more than a few months out of sheer boredom, and you pause before looking him up and down. / "…mhmm."

𝐭𝐰: college au, fem reader, fuckboy satoru, protected sex (wrap it up cumsluts), jealousy, attempted hand-holding, brief nanami cameo, satoru gets hard attached and then is O.O when reader is like 'nah imma dip now', slight angst, unrequited love, previously established relationship (just not w gojo 💀💀 ), cheating ( by reader), bf sukuna.

𝐇𝐄’𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 ( 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐄 ). | 𝐟𝐭. 𝐫. 𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚. 〚 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰. | 𝟑.𝟒𝟗𝐤. 〛

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: His eyes are hooded, dark with a venomous lust that used to frighten you — but you aren’t the shy lamb sent to slaughter that you once were, are you?

𝐭𝐰: concubine reader, demon king sukuna, sacrificial lamb x vicious monster trope, fem reader, manipulative reader, canon-typical violence, background character death, reader got a death grip on sukuna w the pussy ngl, breeding kink, fingering, sukuna has two cocks bc duh?, throne sex, cowgirl, no condoms, double penetration, accidental voyeurism, minor exhibitionism, creampies, biting, kissing, pregnancy mentions, murder, blood, gore, didn’t think i’d have to say this verbatim ( but after wasted summer ig i must ) but reader isn’t a good person.

𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑’𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐓! | 𝐟𝐭. 𝐧. 𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨. 〚 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰. | 𝟑.𝟐𝟓𝐤. 〛

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: “I — Are you trying to blackmail me?” you ask in disbelief, staring at him with half-wide eyes as your brain tries to piece together the absolute audacity he’s expressing to you.

𝐭𝐰: once again reader is kinda stinky but not too much imo, fem reader, perv nanami, college au, professor nanami, threats of blackmail, age gap ( 20+ years, nanami in his forties & reader approaching mid-twenties ), power imbalance, nanami likes to get his freak on in his office, non-consensual recording during sex, non-consensual photography during sex.

𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮. | 𝐟𝐭. 𝐬. 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨. 〚 𝐬𝐟𝐰. 〛

“𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞.” | 𝐟𝐭. 𝐬. 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨. 〚 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰. 〛

[goldfades]

im half asleep so my bad if there r spelling mistakes i just havebto get this idea out

so manager ALWAYSSS has to be soing something, everyone asks her to do stuff - especially adults

so im just imaigning kk or anyone on live whiile they have down time and manager is in the background running around literally trying to get shit done😭 in my head i see it like a cartoon character running back and forth within the screen frame💀

ok goodnightt

-🪼

HELPPPPP NOT THE CARTOON PLSSS 😭😭 absolutely and also i have a specific vision of like someone recording her in .5 as she’s like running around doing errands, she would just look like a mini person 😭😭😭😭 BHAHAHHAHAH

i hope u slept well babes!

[ughgoaway]

it really is a mental health dip kind of a month i swear seasonal depression is mf real 😔💔 but while you take a backseat on writing etc (idk how you guys write so often like burn out would hit me after the second sentence 😭💀) here's some insane brainrot and perhaps inspo but mainly just blurb like comfort to think ab bc honestly why lie matthew may be a headache but he really is the best of distractions in such times <3 (here's to hoping some serotonin will roll its way over to both of us)

(dad matty universe ofc bc well-)

- matty singing his songs to baby annie and absolutely dying when she'd giggle to it

- babysitting annie mid studio sessions like can you just imagine the boys producing and recording and annie taking turns sleeping in each of their laps etc 😭😭

- matty calling adam at the randomest times to ask for parenting advice (crying)

- the very idea of matty holding a sleeping annie in his arms as they both doze off will actually kill me i swear

- any thought remotely related to dad matty doing dad things honestly

- like imagine him packing her school lunches etc and including little notes for her kms

- the boys taking annie on trips etc like imagine them all at the zoo gn

(honestly a pre-reader blurb list/prequel may be a need somewhere down the line-)

anyways yes I totally do not.... think about dad matty......like at all......

bff anon is going to run away and disappear now 😍 xx

(late to respond to this bc I am still violently ill lol)

YES BFF HI!!!! seasonal depression is EARLY this year!! honestly, I don't get it either. Some writers literally write every day... if I did that, I'd die. I don't even write that much, and I still burn out so quickly

okay I don't have the mental capacity rn to discuss each idea in depth but let me just say; YES YES YES YES YES I LOVE IT.

(not very) brief comments on each one below the cut;

- matty singing people to baby Annie and she is just laughing like crazy... yes.

- do not even put this into my head. the idea of baby Annie sitting in Ross' lap while he plays bass. Or Adam takes her from matty when he needs to record a little vocal take, and he and Annie wave from the other side. Matty promptly messes up that take because he's busy making heart eyes at his beautiful baby (and after much pressure, he reluctantly says he was making heart eyes at hann too...) Or she's sitting in George as he produces something, she giggles and presses a button. at first George is like, "No!" But then he plays it, and he's like, "...wait that kinda bangs, " and annie gets a producer credit!!!!

(side note imagine them including an accidental take at the end of a song of Annie babbling or laughing... people are like "what is that cute laughter at the end?" and matty is like "💞❤️💖my baby girl💖❤️💞")

- it's like 12am, and Adam is just getting into bed when he gets a facetime from matty who is PANICKING. Adam is immediately like "bro, what's up", all he can hear in the background is SCREAMING bc Annie is clearly unhappy. matty is freaking tf out because "I can't find her stuffed rabbit Adam. it's been 2 hours. she won't stop crying. I don't know what to do and -" and Adam cuts him off like "matty, calm down, it's okay. didn't you put it in that weird pocket of your bag in the studio today?" and matty looks like he could literally cry of joy and just is like "YES I LOVE YOU BRO. BYE. SLEEP WELL." and abruptly hangs up, leaving Adam laughing and carly asking."oh god, what did matty need"

- perhaps a long day in the studio and matty is like "I'll just rock Annie to sleep on the sofa in the other room, be back in 10" and he simply... does not return. George comes in prepared to have a go at matty for being a helicopter dad when he sees them both open mouth snoring on the sofa lol.

- the idea of messy hair 3am matty trying to test the temperature of the milk on his wrist but getting confused at what it's meant to feel like. simultaneously rocking a screaming Annie and just trying not to also scream.

- OHMYGODDDD. like she's a little older, and it starts with a little note explaining something in her lunch, and she comes home SO EXCITED because "it was a note from you, Daddy!!! it's like we're spies sending secret letters!!!" And obviously, matty is now in full spy mode. they create a secret code, and he decorates them to say "top secret" on the outside. the notes are always things like "love you peanut! have a good day!" But we can play pretend okay.

- maybe Annie has become obsessed with penguins recently (Ross is obviously encouraging this and loves her giggles whenever he shows her his tattoo) and matty wants to show her irl penguins. matty offhandedly mentions him and Annie are going to the zoo tomorrow for the first time and the other boys are like "HMM??? WITHOUT US???" especially Ross bc like... hello he got her into penguins... the audacity from matty to be silent??? so they all are like "we're coming." thus a group trip to the zoo happens, and hann brings his little one and its just a family affair. sooo many pictures, especially Annie seeing her very first penguin and a group shot that a very confused old woman took for them (seriously, why are there 4 grown tattooed men with two children crying at penguins???)

these thoughts became much less concise as time went on...

I might have to do some prequel/early dad matty blurbs... if yall are interested???

[orangeispice]

I would love to know ANYTHING you can tell me about this:

Please and thank you? :3c 💕

omg!! it's still a WIP for now but hopefully i am cooking

this is basically my attempt to write something set post-gang war

i'm a petermj shipper first and foremost but editorial's ongoing mischaracterization of them as a couple has put me off of writing anything for them at the moment

For a while now, randy has been a pretty important part of peter's supporting cast, and I'd even argue that with Harry out of the picture, Flash doing his own thing, and Johnny too busy growing that ugly af mustache, Peter and Randy have definitely hung out a ton. Hell, Randy made Peter his best man, so I'd even go so far as to say they're best friends.

So, post-gang war, Peter is on friendly terms with his superhero colleagues, mending his friendship with MJ and trying to be a better mentor for Miles.

Randy is struggling in the midst of the sudden breakup with Janice. Seeing as no one came to his bachelor party, aside from Peter, it wouldn't be far off to assume that he and Peter don't run in exactly the same friend circles; I'd say his closest friends are probably Peter, Glory Grant, and Norah Winters. Maybe Betty, but she has a baby right now...with Ned fucking Leeds💀.

ahem.

Randy and Peter hook up and get into a friends-with-benefits kind of thing. I like to think that Randy always had a thing for Peter that he didn't really read too much into because everyone he knew simped for Peter so he thought it really wasn't that deep.

Peter, on the other hand, is kind of put-off at the thought of getting into a relationship, given his shit record of his romantic life. Also, he may have realized during the time he was in a coma that he had feelings for Randy.

I love Janice to death, which is why I really don't want to demonize her while writing this, so I want to have her and Randy reconcile in some way by the end of the fic.

Also, it is very important to me that throughout the story, Robbie Robertson is very suspiciously glaring at Peter like: DID YOU FUCK MY SON, SPIDER-MAN???

Also, Robbie definitely cares for Peter as a sort of younger mentee, but he's flawed in the sense that he's very protective of Randy--as we can see with him not approving of Janice, and he had some problems with Randy's ex-wife, Amanda. So he's very skeptical as to if Peter will be able to protect his son, and understandably so.

(robbie definitely knows peter is spider-man)

(whenever jonah, robbie and ben urich have their monthly old men yaoi hookup they all think the other two don't know that peter is spider-man and it's really funny)

(miles is definitely making fun of peter in the background as all this plot goes down)

Since I've been rambling for a while I'm going to finish off with some evidence to back this pairing:

*images are not loading so bear with me lol*

There are definitely also a bunch of shippy moments from the older comics, these are just the ones from the current run

:D

[stormsofasorceress]

I saw the record scratch post and now am deeply interested in whatever Ruby the Fool has going on.

GKFHJGJFKHLFGHD HONESTLY I WISH I COULD TELL YOU BUT SHES LITERALLY LIKE. THE WORST CLOWN EVER. she is literally an asshole who does not Care About Anything.

basically her background story is this;

Ruby the Fool was a famous clown bard (flutist) who ironically built her fame and fortune off her popularity due being hired for noble's children's parties. she was a hit.

the thing is, she absolutely hates children. so keeping that act up for like 5 years inevitably made her more and more bitter. then, one night, she decided to run away with the circus (me and my friends have a circus made up where they all met, since she was originally created for a MP campaign). they traveled to baldurs gate for another show, hoping to outrival the circus there by giving a better performance, then all of them got abducted by mindflayers. fin💀

[rosietrace]

Melodic Misconceptions 🎹

Track 20: Is it a date or...?

Synopsis: Victoria Shard was a former member of the popular idol group [ Poisoner ] from NRC corporations. After discourse with her group leader, Victoria decided it was best for her to leave and pursue her solo career in a record label run by her parents.

It had been half a year since her separation from her old group, and Victoria had never been more successful. But now she has a new problem. She must return to NRC corporations in order to mentor the seven idol groups.

Ellis Clawthorne is a member of [ (Co)-connect ] the most recent group under NRC'S belt. With no experience as an idol, Ellis must persevere in order to succeed and pursue her dreams.

Will both girls be able to adapt to their current situations?

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Author's note: Ah yes, another attempt at second person POV-

Aguri's less of an ass in this, so relish in that 💀 As usual, Kaz is singlehandedly carrying "Melodic Misconceptions"

Not much to say other than uh- Track 21 is a continuation of track 17, and track 22 is info on Koral Larrane, [ Poisoner ]'s new manager/recently popularized solo artist.

I hope you enjoy this track! Reblogs are recommended though-

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You didn't know why you were doing this.

And really, it felt like a really stupid decision on your end. Honestly, who randomly shows up at your friend's workplace after having argued with said friend?

You, apparently.

Either way, you couldn't leave now. They did a whole ass background check before you entered. It was a clear sign that Crowley values the profits his idols make to that extent.

Shrugging it off, you walked inside and began walking around.

When everyone saw you wandering around the place, they assumed you were looking for Vil. And you can't really blame them for making such an assumption.

Your friendship with Vil helped elevate your status as an actor. And just being associated with him was enough to make you rather mainstream in recent months.

But right now, it's kinda…. Iffy with Vil. But it wasn't like everyone in NRC corporations needed to know that.

And you weren't even looking for Vil to begin with. You were looking for someone who used to be in his idol group. And it wasn't Jiyoon Lockhart.

It was Victoria Shard.

I know, weird. It's pretty well established that you two don't see eye to eye whatsoever. Which was ironic since the chemistry you had with her was astonishing.

That aside, you furrowed your eyebrows and felt a little frustrated. Why the hell is NRC Corp so unnecessarily large? You thought, continuing to walk around.

But then you happened to stumble upon a conversation Vil was having. With Circe and Epel no less.

"Vil, maybe you should reconsider…" Epel suggested, appearing rather distressed. You assumed he was talking about the new manager Vil was going to appoint.

And your assumption was correct.

Circe crossed his arms."I agree with Epel on this one, Vil. I know you're open to new opportunities but this just feels…. Iffy." He commented.

You saw Vil's reaction to Circe's tone and cringed at him scrunching his nose."You just aren't seeing it from my perspective." Vil counteracted.

You rolled your eyes, thinking that his counteraction wasn't helping his case.

"Koral passed the interview with flying colors and has shown to be rather capable in her abilities as a manager."

"Yeah, but she's an idol. She can't be both at the same time."

"If [ (Co)-connect's ] manager can be an occasional rapper, then Koral can be our manager as well."

You cringed even more at Vil's attempt to justify his decision. It didn't help that Koral was a rather interesting choice to be a manager. Especially with her generally childlike aesthetic.

"He's gotten more convoluted with his justifications lately."

You flinched, jerking away from the direction of the voice. Relief hit you like a goddamn bullet train once you finally realized who it was.

The girl you were looking for.

Victoria motherfucking Shard.

Her eyebrows raised, yet her poker face rarely faltered."Are you alright?" She asked.

Coughing awkwardly, you did your best to hide your embarrassment."Uh- Yeah…. All good, princess."

Her lips formed a line, and her eyes were enough to tell you that she wasn't impressed by your failed attempt.

"Right…." She quickly checked to see if anyone was nearby. To her satisfaction, there was no one around."Why are you here?"

You tensed up. You didn't know how to tell Victoria.

I mean, it's just a hangout with friends, right? Was what was sprinting around your mind. It didn't help that you were probably looking ridiculous with such an awkward look on your face.

Her eyes narrowed, and she appeared to grow impatient."Why are you here?" She repeated her question, expecting her answer to come out.

And it did.

"I'm going to a cat café with Kaz, and… I happened to have an extra invite for my reservation."

Her eyebrows were knitted together now.

"Are you…. Asking me out on a date?"

"It isn't a date."

"It sounds like one with the way you look right now."

"What's wrong with the way I look?"

"You look like you're about to burst shit out of your ass."

You held back the urge to snort at her little joke. It wasn't innovatively creative and funny, but it was amusing to hear.

"So, princess…"

You tried to hide your anxiety by pushing her up against the wall. With your noses touching, you could practically feel her lavender scent take over you.

"What do you say?" You asked innocently. As if you weren't inches away from potentially kissing her.

Victoria paused, thinking of a proper response. Until she suddenly had her little eureka moment and quickly touched your nose with hers to have you jerk away.

"What I'm going to say…. Is that I don't mind as long as Kaz is coming."

"I can guarantee that, princess."

She bit the side of her mouth."Right… Pick me up at three?"

You smiled at her suggestion, leaning against the wall with playful glee in your eyes.

"Noted."

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"Holy shit…"

Victoria looked right at you, appearing perplexed by your response to her clothing choice.

"What?" She questioned, eyes squinted."Do you not like it?"

You laughed."I do, it's just… uncharacteristically sexy." You tease.

As if on cue, Kaz hissed at your response to her outfit. But how can anyone not stare?

It was simple. A black dress with bishop sleeves, fishnet leggings, and platform boots that elevated Victoria's height.

What you were focused on was the length of the skirt. It was like any other mini skirt, but the way it complimented her figure… It made you not help but stare for a while.

Victoria just rolled her eyes playfully and sent Kaz a cute little wave."I'll tolerate your pretentiousness as long as Kaz is around to keep me sane."

You faked a pout."You're saying that as if you only agreed to this so you can spend more time with Kaz."

She smiles more playfully. Still ghostlike, but it had a slight playfulness that you happened to find attractive on her face.

"Is that not what I implied?"

"Nevermind…"

The ride to the cat café was, for the most part, silent. Not much conversation to begin with, especially after you mentioned how sensitive Kaz is to sound when he's asleep.

And naturally, Victoria respected that and did what she could to be as silent as possible. It's almost concerning how perfect her default poker face is.

But then the song on the car's radio changed to a certain idol's latest hit.

Not Victoria's 'young and beautiful'. But Koral's 'k-k-kiss me'.

It wasn't a bad song, per se, but… The fact that Koral's manager also sang a small verse in the song put you over the edge.

And as she was scrolling through her phone, she felt a hand on her thigh.

Your hand.

The tips of her ears flushed, and she turned to look at you and noticed the tensed look in your eyes as Koral's manager finally sang her verse.

"Are…. You okay?"

You gave her a nervous smile.

"Y-Yeah…"

"I don't think anyone who's genuinely okay would go out of their way to squeeze their friend's thigh."

"Ah- Sorry…"

Your eyes didn't divert from the road, yet your cheeks appeared warm. Victoria found it a little cute, honestly.

"..... I'll allow it."

You blinked, glancing at her for a second."What?" You breathed.

"I'm allowing you to touch my thigh. Think of it as a way to relieve stress." She reiterated her words earlier.

You inhaled. Relieve stress…..

A sigh left your lips and you continued to hold onto Victoria's thigh as if your life depended on it. Not like you were squeezing it like a stress ball, of course not.

Oddly enough, Victoria's little smile didn't go unnoticed by you.

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"Ah…."

"Do you like it?"

Holding the door open for her, Victoria looked around the cat café with intrigue. You couldn't help but chuckle when you saw the wondrous feeling in her eyes.

Kaz purred, leaning against your touch. And behind your mask was the softest smile you could muster up.

You happened to rent the entire café for today, with permission from one of your old college friends who worked at the cafe.

After ordering, the two of you sat down and began watching and occasionally petting the cats. Kaz happened to be enthusiastic enough to wander around.

"Ah- Shouldn't we prevent Kaz from getting lost?"

"It's fine. Were you too charmed by my looks to notice his custom Versace name tag?"

She deadpanned at you before turning her attention back to one of the cats. A chuckle escaped her lips as she picked the cat up and began gently petting it.

The cat was gentle enough to cuddle against Victoria as she was petting it. It made you snicker at how tremendously easy-going the cats are with her.

The waiter with their orders arrived, and it happened to be the college friend you talked with.

They didn't expect you to bring Victoria with you. And it didn't help that she looked breathtaking with her hair down.

"...."

"Uh…. You okay?" You asked, your voice deep with confusion. Victoria looked up at them as well, which didn't help.

The friend gulped and just served their orders. They sent you an awkward smile that secretly said 'How could you not wait for me?'

A message that both you and Victoria immediately understood.

"I'm guessing that friend has romantic feelings for you?" Victoria questioned before she consumed her parfait.

You hummed."I guess? I wouldn't have guessed…" you replied awkwardly, with Kaz jumping back into your lap.

You noticed the frown that dawned on her face before she let out a huff.

"If you'd like…. We can get your mind off of that revelation by enjoying the cats… And the parfait." She quickly added, sending you a smirk.

You chuckled for a little while and nodded. Your friend may have feelings for you, but that wasn't important at the moment.

"As long as you make sure you don't hog all of Kaz's affection."

"I make no such promises, Harper."

"Rude much, princess?"

"Ugh…"

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Tagging:

@starry-night-rose @nem0-nee @authoruio @windbornearchon @sakuramidnight15 @fumikomiyasaki @geminiiviolets @twsted-princess @knights-escort

[bakersstreetirregulars]

Cookie Detective: The Lost Holiday

☁️ Is the fire out yet?

🌷 It should be out. Blue Lily Cookie, what happened?

💙 It seems that the story of our village and any associated activities were mishandled by exterior trustee sources. A tribute to the Tree… spoiled by greed. The voices of the masses have spoken to those sources on this turn of events, but I cannot fix the past. Our only hope is that the recording sources for these events… which your viewers know as the “developers”… will listen to the people that play their game.

☁️ Thanks for being here Blue Lily, y’know, voicing these concerns and helping up prep for the holidays while Strawberry Crepe Cookie’s doing some preparations in the background for another article. And it seems like Lilybell’s quite the expert in fireproof natural decor for the occasion too! According to the script, they say they know what happened. I dunno whether they got the entire list of complaints relayed successfully though- Huh?

🔎 -yes, the investigation is currently underway! (Hangs up phone)

☁️ What happened now?

🔎 Eggnog Cookie’s gone missing!

💙 Hah! Of course something’s amiss.

🔎 I know. I’ve gotten Tiramisu Cookie and Lollipop Cookie to assist me on the case, but c’mon! We’ve not a moment to lose!

💙 Let’s go.

🌷 Let’s find Eggnog Cookie!

🚂 As you know, Eggnog Cookie is responsible for the holidays and ensuring every Cookie gets their holiday gifts. Unfortunately, he’s gone missing. And I, Tiramisu Cookie, should know more about Eggnog than the others. I’m the one that drove him around on his routes last year!

🧸 This is the biggest case I’ve ever requested! I’m counting on you, Walnut Cookie!

💙 The trio have gathered the suspects in Butterbear Cookie’s Toy Shop from the square to see if they know about his whereabouts.

🔎 …here they come now! Here is the part where we need your assistance. You must run across Earthbread to find [Case Notes 📝], which can be found in the following game modes:

Raid Run

Main Story

Trophy Race and/or Champions League (NOT the Grand Champions League)

Cookie Trials

Breakout

🚂 Run with [Lollipop Cookie 🧸] in these areas to make [Case Notes 📝] appear more often than with anyone else. After you collect 400 [Case Notes 📝] in one round, the appearance of these notes will decrease significantly. The counter will reset after somebody has been detained and heavily interrogated based on majority accusations.

🔎 These notes will not be valid after a Chapter of the investigation ends, essentially resetting your counter back to zero.

🌷 Who could’ve done this???

🔎 There are 11 Suspects here. According to an associate’s background analysis, 5 of them are Culprits. The lineup is composed of:

🐦 Crowberry Cookie

🦄 Cream Unicorn Cookie

🍕 Pizza Cookie

🍩 Space Doughnut

🍄 Poison Mushroom Cookie

👼 Angel Cookie (again?!)

💀 Licorice Cookie

🍏 Apple Cookie

✈️ Pilot Cookie

🧂 Salt Cookie

💎 Roguefort Cookie

☁️ Whoa! One of the original staff on the lineup?!

🔎 You never know what they’re up to, Meringue. You just never do. Keep your eyes peeled, they’ve had a notorious reputation for making complicated cases.

Investigate

🔎 Once you’ve gathered enough [Case Notes 📝], use them to interrogate the suspects by clicking on the Cookie you want to question, then confirm your questioning by clicking on the question. Each new testimony will cost you 10 [Case Notes 📝], but you can review them at any time. They will provide their testimonies to the provided questions… but beware. Five of them are guilty, and they may very much lie on the stand or provide a contradictory statement that sells themselves or another culprit out.

🚂 Accumulate every testimony in one round, and we’ll reward you with a special gift. Remember: you can still interrogate Cookies you’ve detained.

🧸 In the meantime, you’ll get special S-grade blueprints for upgrading me, [Gentlemouse], and the [Starry Aeroplane] to level 7!

Accuse & Detain Suspects

🔎 Once your suspicions about a particular suspect have been confirmed to you, click the big “SUSPECT!” button on the lower-right to cast your accusation and record your vote.

🚂 You can change your mind at any time, but you’ll be on a 10-second cooldown between accusations so we can safely process your vote. Casting your first vote in a round will give you a little bonus reward for free, such as Magic Powder. Once the round ends, the Cookie you have highlighted as your vote is locked in. The three suspects with the most votes will be marked as the “Top 3” suspects.

💙 The one with the most votes will be detained and interrogated to determine their guilt or innocence, and the role they played on the night in question. Once a guilty suspect has been detained, everybody will receive 100 Crystals 💎 immediately after confirming the guilty verdict. After the investigation has concluded, everyone that locked in an accusation for a Guilty Cookie will receive 100 Rainbow Cubes 🌈 for each culprit accused.

🔎 Find and detain a culprit to uncover part of the truth. If an innocent gets detained, [Someone (?)] will share their thoughts to point people towards another culprit. It most likely can’t be Roguefort because of their standing within the lineup, however.

🔎 As the investigation goes on, you can track the ongoings of the investigation’s current chapter. In each round, you can replay the prologue, review the Cookie you accused that round, and review the background of the Cookie detained that round.

🧸 I’m counting on all of you to help find Eggnog Cookie!

[11queensupreme11]

Btw did you know Poseidon has the most demigod kids in PJO? Even beating out Zeus LMAO forgot to add it, but this paragraph is right after the one I sent:

As for Poseidon, it’s a good thing he had an easygoing wife, because he had so many girlfriends and kids from other relationships….I mean, you think Zeus was busy? Poseidon holds the record for the most demigod children.

LMAO you can just hear ROR Poseidon gagging in the background. The Chad with No Kid Poseidon vs The Slut with a LOT of Kids Poseidon

ror!poseidon would be shaking with rage 😂😂 he'd just grab pjo!poseidon and yell at his face like "WHY ARE YOU SUCH A WHORE?! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ZEUS' THING!"

And he'd be so pissed at the fact that they're just running around doing whatever too 😭 I'm pretty sure Triton is the only kid that actually lives with Poseidon, the others are literally either dead or all over the world.

The thing about ror is that there are no laws saying "you can't take care of your demigod children" cuz there ARE no (biological) demigod children. So basically the kids they do have, they actually raise.

Ror!Poseidon's gonna be pissed cuz his counterpart has all these kids and he's not even RAISING of them, and this isn't just about the demigod kids too. In ror!Poseidon's eyes, children must be carefully raised by their parent(s) and molded into upstanding gods and goddesses. He would not want any of his kids running around doing whatever they want 💀

[delcakoo]

riki with a short gf ₊˚⌗𖤐⊹

requested ! jay ver ! jake ver ! hoon ver !

PAIRING ! niki x f!reader

WC ! 1.4K

GENRE ! fluff, crack

a/n: riki ver finally here, pls enjoyyy :D next is sunoo, wonnie, then hee! (doing them in the order of reqs i got ^^)

sunghoon junior.

no ‘cause honestly he needs to give you some of them pills he’s been having 💀

i think everyone knows a big part of your boyfriend’s love language is teasing and joking around

it’s his way of showing how close and comfortable he is with you!

so of course.. something veRy easy to tease about.. aka your height.. WILL be coming up in conversation on a daily basis

in a lighthearted fight?

“see riki? i told you that wouldn’t work”

“no you didn’t,” he’d mumble stubbornly

“did so”

“did not”

“did so”

“well.. you’re short” 😞

as a conversation starter perhaps?

“so, do you guys think y/n grew today? yeah me neither!”

maybe as a way to fix an awkward hangout?

“uh.. y’know, jay hyung told me to appreciate the little things. so i went to give y/n a hug.”

..🧍

LIKE WHY

why are you dating this menace

one time you were in the kitchen

doing the clasSic short person move of climbing up the counter to reach the cabinet and grab your favourite mug

and while some boyfriend’s might gasp and scold you for doing something so dangerous instead of asking them for help before quickly running to help you down safely,,,

not yours <3

you’re like balancing on one foot on the counter, desperately reaching for this stupid mug

“son of a..” you mutter in annoyance, “how did it even get all the way up there!”

then suddenly in the background

a *click!* followed by THE MOST annoying giggling on the planet

your head WHIPS AROUND, nearly losing balance in the process and your dumb boyfriend is right outside the kitchen RECORDING YOU ..

of course he took many pictures too that he will 100% be sending to the enhypen gc:

riki - look at this tiny thief i found in the kitchen

hoon - hahahaah what is she doing up there? 🤣

jungwon - awww

riki - i put that ugly cat mug she got at value village on the highest shelf 🫡 did our eyes a favour fr

sunoo - YAH >:c give it back to the poor girl now!

jay - Seriously. How does he have a girlfriend again?

and you’re just like “ay dumbass, you think you’re funny?”

HE GIGGLES MORE

mf is lucky he’s adorable

“get your giraffe ass over here now nishimura 😐”

he obliges.. but sends disapproving glares as you pour your drink into that terrible cat cup

but anyway

in reality, riki just loves taking pictures of you all the time and every widget on his phone is 100% of you doing random things or on dates <3

speaking of you on riki’s phone he definitely has your contact as some kind of miniature/small character and thinks he’s hilarious

YOUR NAME FOR HIM IS LIKE “my love <3”

then he’s over here with tinkerbell

or stitch

or remy the rat idfk

HE’S JUST MEAN

when you confront him about it he’s like “okay okay i’ll change it! geez.. you short people have so much anger in your tiny bodies..”

changing it is really just him adding gf in brackets after the nickname :c

also after he does something helpful like getting smthn too high up for you HE WILL NOT GET OVER THAT FOR WEEKS

“babe, can you put my plate away too?”

you raise a brow, “why should i? you have two fully functioning, long ass legs the last time i checked”

he gasps dramatically

“hey, who helped you get that mug last wednesday because you were too shoRt???”

“that was a week ago riki.”

niki’s favourite line to use is “yOu oWe mE”

another example

you guys are in bed right

“you’re hogging y/n, give me blanket,” he rasps lazily, trying to yank the sheets from your tired hold

“no <3”

he frowns

“whO let you sit on their shoulders at the txt concert so your tiny ass could see yeonjun??”

“thAt was differenT, it was for yeonjun! now shut up and let me sleep”

after that he gets all pouty and it results in him throwing his whole body around yours

good luck getting out of his hold in the morning

“right in front of your boyfriend. i see how it is..”

then you make a comment on how yeonjun probably wouldn’t tease you for your height

and he gasps in offence because you boTh know THAT'S JUST PART OF HIS CHARM 🙄

but yeah all in all just. takes fULL ADVANTAGE OF YOUR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE to make you do things for him smh

and even though he’s constantly pestering you for it, your boyfriend really does love your height and thinks you’re the perfect size for him!!

he shows it in his own niki ways..

“baby look how big my hand is next to yours!!” he giggles with the CUTEST boxy smile, this time without any teasing, just pure adoration on his face T-T

constantly calls you cute under his breath when you do ANYTHING

if you look up at him with a puppy face he will definitely break and buy you whatever you want

(then he claims that you’re using him for his money)

stands behind you when you’re talking to someone and rubs your sides while resting his chin on your head :(

gives you piggybacks/carries you whenever he feels like it without a care in the world of people around you

“yah, your tiny legs must be tired from all this walking, c’mere!”

“nah i’m oka—oof!“

before you can protest he’s grabbed your waist and forced your legs to wrap around his middle, carrying you all the way home :D

“you’re welcome, wah i’m such a good boyfriend ☺️”.. even though he definitely enjoyed it more than you

(but secretly you took a selfie with you kissing his shoulder and made it your lock screen because awh <3)

when you kiss him anywhere near his neck or collar bones he squeals about how much it tickles and starts giggling again T-T

mf is lucky you’re too short to reach his neck on a daily basis 😒

though one thing niki takes very seriously (not really) is when other people tease you

esPECIALLY for your height because he claims that it’s his job only (you were like. wow thanks babe 😐😐)

he won’t get mAd since he knows it’s all jokes, especially if it’s someone you’re both friends with..

he’ll just make fun of them right back <3

“hey y/n, how do short people greet others?”

as soon as sunghoon of all people opened his mouth you knew something bad was about to happen

“they microwave!!!!”

he was the only one laughing

except sunoo giggling in the corner ofc

riki sighed, quickly coming to your defense, “hyung, if the only person laughing at your jokes is sunoo that’s saying something”

sunoo gasped in the background, “what does that mean!?”

“nuh uh, sunoo just isn’t boring like you guys,” he replies sassily, “and you make fun of y/n all the time!”

“and? i’m her boyfriend it’s different”

you’re just 🧌

there was also one time you were at the the amusement park with jungwon and riki

yes won was third wheeling

but the red haired boy seemed to be having a great time either way

he saw you and niki holding hands and was like “aw guys! are we holding hands? 😊” then proceeded to push right in between you and take both your hands in his

you just giggled and allowed him to swing your hands up and down

but niki was utterly horrified.

y’know that face he made when he was playing volleyball with sunoo

the absolute NO EMOTION side eye

yeah

he quickly ripped his hand away and continued to walk next to yoU WHO WAS NOW HOLDING HANDS WITH ANOTHER MAN <\3

then won of course was like, “oh look that ride seems fun! but.. i don’t know if y/n will meet the height requirement..”

honestly he probably didn’t even mean it in a teasing way

but niki was already annoyed so he just

“you’re one to talk, hyung. i know damn well you’re wearing insoles right now 😒”

you chuckled and JUNGWON WAS SO EMBARRASSED NOO

“y/n i swear i’m not!! i’m naturally this tall 😞😞”

so

basically as a result of dating riki you’ve earned yourself a personal bodyguard who will always defend you whenever you’re being teased

bUt at the same time he’ll make sure to do all the teasing for them <3!

if you enjoy this series, please lmk! reblogs n’ comments are very appreciated <3

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