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gingerbreadmonsters · 2 years

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ITS TECHNICALLY STILL WEDNESDAY I PROMISE IM ON TIME

tagged by the magnificent @starlitangels and @zozo-01 , whose wips i am looking at VERY closely 🤩💕😍✨ it's fun times for the writing girlies (gn) on tumblr dot come this week!! its so so late and i think a lot of people have been tagged already, so if you'd like to be tagged and you haven't been yet, consider this my tag to you! also, @haradasaya - fancy letting me have a peek?? 👀👀

under the cut: look, it's not TECHNICALLY nsft, but it’s really quite suggestive - minors dni, okay?

“Um…” He, uh, doesn’t seem to be planning on actually letting go of you any time soon, bending down to settle his face sulkily into the side of your neck. “Honey, love, I can’t-”

“Hmmm… no.” Gavin clings on even tighter at that, wrapping his tail around your wrist when you try to let go of his shirt and gently trying to coax your hands back up into his hair. “Don’t wanna.”

“I have to- nng, baby, baby, I have t-”

You’re cut off as he shushes you, mumbling into your shoulder with what you’re sure is that artfully-pained, unfairly-handsome face he does so well. He waves one hand absentmindedly behind him, magic fizzing under his skin for just a second before he’s back to kissing you - you try to protest, but then he does that thing where he - ohhh - oh, that’s nice, that’s really nice - aaahh…

“Damien’s got a key, they’ll… mmm… they’ll see…” You’re only vaguely aware of what’s going on around you - for all you know, the whole damned building could have caught fire or come crashing down around you by now, but you wouldn’t have noticed. All of your focus spirals inwards to the heat of his kiss, the press of his thighs around your hips, the hands dropping to the strings of your apron - quick fingers fiddle with the double bow at the back, before getting fed up and just magicking the whole thing off you. “We have to-”

“Let them watch,” he gasps breathlessly, swallowing your half-hearted protests as he kisses the words out of your mouth. “I- oh, I don’t care-”

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #ginger after dark #minors dni just in case #ITS PINGU TIME BABEY #.....look im just embracing it now #hopefully i can get this done before the damn crew audio comes out hehe

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emilyinsuits · 9 months

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the way he so softly and gently grabbed her arm to get her attention and then put a firm strong hand on her shoulder to tell her upsetting information. ANWAYS i’m fine

#i love touch!!!!!!!! and i love it when these fictional fbi agents touch each other with intention!!!!!!!#criminal minds #emily prentiss #derek morgan #demily #now that i think about it. this episode is one of my faves #JJ LOOK AT ME #when jj says we can’t find reid? and emily says NOT YET. idk just the way paused and nodded and then said it idkkkkk #the compartmentalization conversation #jj and morgan calling hotch a BULLY and a DRILL SERGEANT???? when he is anything but lmfao #the hotch reid hug. hug is too light of a word. it was an EMBRACE #OH and morgan being upset at jj for splitting up with reid and then their little look at the end of the episode #anyways like i said im fine #2x15 #screencaps #*

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randomperson0k · 3 months

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she would never hurt a fly!!!

please ignore the cats i didnt know what to use to censor the blood

full version is below the cut thing

hopefully the cut works

please work

#my tgs headcanon world #the glass scientists #i made this awhile ago i just never uploaded it #most of my art is like that #tgs hyde #what else #uh #i dont know #im very tired and its nearly 2am #they are queerplatonic your honour #aromantic lanyon my lifeblood #tgs jekyll #tgs lanyon #the yellow ones are all from the same piece im just not uploading the full thing because i didnt like how it turned out in the end #look how happy they look!! lets hope one isnt secretly a science experiment freak that hurts people and finds joy in it!! goddamit henry #ill upload my artfight attack stuff later im too tired hhghhhgh #yeah hyde is eating the table in the 2nd image #anatomy died a long time ago. i embrace broken bones now [joke]#my art

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tubbytarchia · 9 months

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Hey, just wanna say that I love your "blabber" posts, especially when you answer asks. I understand why someone would feel like they're being annoying but I just want to be another person to tell you that you're not, and if anyone doesn't vibe with your thoughts then they can indulge somewhere else. You seem like such an incredibly open-minded person with a very big heart. You're clearly so passionate about what you do and you love to share what you know. Even when you've disagreed with something or felt hurt (like feeling envious of others, like you say), or felt that you've done wrong, you always respond with such heartfelt thoughts. You always make it known that YOU KNOW what's up and how you're dealing or planning to deal with it rationally. You're clearly working hard to better the parts of yourself that you're not happy with and that makes you an amazing person in the truest sense of the word. Interacting with people and expressing your thoughts seems to make you happy and so you do that. You do what makes you happy and that genuineness shines through your text posts. Don't stop doing that.

what am I supposed to say to that

#???????????????#blabber #I hope that drawing incapsulates my feelings well enough idk what to say to that #you read me like a book and now Im a lost puppy but instead of being abandoned on the road Im in a warm embrace next to a fireplace #this in itself makes me feel a bit bad because Im such a fuckly wired person that Im afraid receiving such love makes me look like a beggar #ofc thats only at myself!! I hope no one who's shown me love ever feels bad about it to any degree #that's just little shakly who needs to rewire herself a wee bit still but hey. Nothing that significant comes easy and I'll work towards it #I think the best solution is to just not say it. Just stop thinking that Im annoying or a beggar because Im among my people who understand #I shouldnt feel the need to excuse these things and hopefully one day. Baby we'll get there!!#thank you so much kind anon what the hell

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faunandfloraas · 4 months

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Okay what is with dudes who have nice curly hair not embracing it </3

#first Christopher bang now my cousin khan #he has wayer tighter curls and had been growin it long but he just stopped in for a minute to borrow something before he leaves the country #for a month and he fucking chopped it and had it style with gel and i was like 😬 what did you doooooooo #dont worry hes always rude to me too its how we communicate #last time i had my hair dark he told me i look sick and like a victorian ghost #i feel like we need to get curly haired guys on whatever youtube algorithm the girls have been on bc sooo many chicks i know started #embracing the curl but dudes not so much #anyway unrelated but hes literally going to chile for a month to stay with his spanish teacher who hes been learning from online #and im like.... okay are you shacking up with this lady bc why tf wpuld anyone let a random australian man saty in their house for a month🤨#good luck to her 🙏 hes really a neat freak and super annoying 🙏

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vrains-rewrite · 7 months

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doing a quick rewatch of vrains season 3 and, had anyone else noticed that Yusaku’s facial expressions seem significantly more,, expressive? Compared to like season 1

i think it was episode 104 (might’ve been 103 or 105 though) and its like. He’s looking like an abandoned kitten in a cardboard box in the rain for half the episode. He’s actually like, reacting, when shima speaks to him. Mr resting bitch face died and they put this silly pathetic little guy here instead

#im not complaining its just jarringly Different. he changed as a person #and now im thinking wayy too far ahead on the rewrite like #do i pass this off as a mistake by the animators and keep his usual expressions #orrrr we embrace it #hes not the way he was anymore because he changed #he’s not looking for vengeance hes not fighting anyone hes. moving on #dare i say he might even have fixed his sleep schedule #xd #yugioh vrains #ygo

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hella1975 · 1 year

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im so easy when it comes to immoral characters like okay do you bear your pain terribly? get behind me

#fandom is looking at a traumatised guy and going 'they deserved better'#but let me fucking TELL you if that guy goes on to let their trauma absolutely mutilate them then im gonna be there #bad victims etc etc #bear it terribly. bear it ugly and mean. bear it with your teeth stained by innocents that had nothing to do with the slaughter #let it make you worse. lash out. kick down. become the terrible thing #im defending that guy until the end of time #touya todoroki #andrew minyard #touya is the closest anyone has come to andrew in a very long time for me when it comes to this #like andrew is THEE baseline of this ive never seen anything like the way he does it #he was treated terribly and it made him terrible. shamelessly. he took the bad thing and decided to be worse for it #and while it's unsustainable in a person it's so fucking cathartic for a reader to just see that happening despite the tragedy of it #it's touya stood over his abuser and ripping his world apart with his bare hands while laughing #because he spent 10 years in hell for this moment. this single moment. and the audience and the characters call him a monster #it's andrew threatening his own cousin at knifepoint to defend a stranger's integrity simply because that is one of andrew's lines #and you do not cross them. no one ever will again. and the audience and the characters call him a monster #it's watching people who were treated awfully refuse to swallow that pain. refuse to forgive. refuse to move on #it's watching them embrace the wreckage of it and self-destruct either in one glorious explosion or gradually over years #because they are willingly choosing to live this way instead of getting over it. they are rejecting healing with their eyes open #because they were hurt so badly that healing now seems like a denial of that pain #and then u get to read fanfiction where they heal and are acknowledged for what they suffered and u cry and cry and cry <3

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hqmillioncorn · 4 days

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Fun in the Sun (or the Shade!)

“Here ya go miss!” Babycorn stepped aside to let Cherrypit deliver a bag full of millioncorn to the woman who had hired them to gather them. “We got as many as you told us to get and then we got lots more too!” It had been almost too easy. Especially with Babycorn’s newfound skill of actually being good at botany. “Lotsa corn! We go lots!” Cherrypit cheered. He was always happy to help. The woman nodded, thanking them and giving them the gil she had promised. “If you’d like–you can join me inside for some stew as well.” It had been so long since she and Al had had guests. A part of her missed it. “It might be a while though so I understand if you adventuering types don’t have the patience for-” “YIPPEE FOOD!” Babycorn ran in with Cherrypit right behind her. Both of them hopping up and down in excitement. There was something about them that was so familiar to Meeth. Too familiar.

ffxiv write day 21: shade

aleria and lalatov go vegetable picking for some millioncorns but also its really hot oh no :(

The sun relentlessly shined down on almost all of eastern Thanalan. Today was a particularly strange weather day. The sky was almost covered entirely in clouds, making the possibility of the sun making it through near impossible.

Yet of course, fate always found a way to make Aleria’s life just a little harder.

Aleria moved her hand slightly above her eyes to try and block out the sun. She let out a small growl while considering the ramifications of what destroying the sun would do to the local ecosystem.

Both her and Lalatov were currently hard at work collecting millioncorn as a favor for Meeth.

Meeth hadn’t seen either of them out into the sun without any protection. Meeth had sent them both out into the wild with two of the biggest sun hats she owned. “Make sure to bring them back in one piece and bring yourselves back in one piece too!” Then she laughed loudly at her own joke before sending them off.

But even with the added buff of having a sunhat, Aleria was still getting the sun in her eyes.

Aleria noticed that Lalatov was having just as much trouble as her. Either the millioncorns were stronger than they looked or Lalatov had little to no strength in those skinny arms of his. Something told Aleria it was probably the latter. No matter how hard he seemed to pull, the millioncorns wouldn’t budge. “Do you need some help?” Aleria cried out.

“Huah?” Lalatov turned his head over to look over to her, “No! No! I’m fine! Totally fine!”

Aleria was less than convinced. “Are you sure?” While her basket was already filled to the brim with millioncorns, Lalatov was struggling to even get halfway. Aleria grabbed a millioncorn from her basket and looked at it. Was it worth it to work this hard just for this little thing? “What are these even for anyway?”

Lalatov took a step back from trying to harvest a millioncorn to catch his breath. “They’re for Meeth’s stew!” She had told them that they could get as many helpings as they wanted in exchange for helping her gather ingredients.

A stew in such hot weather wasn’t exactly the kind of thing Aleria was dying to try. Not only that but she preferred eating at home, alone. “Sorry but I think I’ll pass on the stew.”

It’s better for her not to get close to people.

“What?!” Lalatov fell on his back in surprise, scrambling to his feet in record time. “I promise it’s like the best thing you’ve ever tasted!”

If Aleria learned anything about Lalatov by now it was that he never gave up easily.

“Really?” Of course there was skepticism on her part. One didn’t just declare something being the best thing you’ve ever tasted without some proof. There was only one way for Aleria to test this. “...Could you survive being buried up to your head in it?!”

Lalatov didn’t miss a beat. “I would eat myself out of the stew in a flash!”

“Damn. That must be some stew.”

Lalatov nodded excitedly, “You don’t know the half of it!” He turned his back to her and looked at the millioncorn with more determination than ever. “And once we finish here we can go and eat with everyone!!” Though he had more determination, his strength sadly had not increased at all between then and now.

Unbeknownst that Lalatov was doing all of that to impress Aleria, she decided to step in. “Here let me help!” Alaria walked up behind him, wrapping her hands around his own. “Alright-! On the count of three we pull together! Okay?”

Lalatov’s face blushed a light pink. “O-O-O-Okayyyy…!”

Aleria was confused. Why did it sound like Lalatov was suddenly shivering? In this hot weather? Oh well, probably nothing to worry about. He was a weird guy. He had to be–if he wanted to befriend her.

Lalatov had almost been too flustered to do anything on three, having just been quick enough to help Aleria once the number left her mouth. It was a shock to him how easy it had turned out to be.

The millioncorn landed in Lalatov’s palm and he hurried to drop it into his basket as if he were holding a hot popoto instead.

“Wow! You’re a natural!” Lalatov grinned, “You made it look so easy!”

“Hey don’t forget you helped too.” Even if it wasn’t by much.

“I-I guess so…!”

Lalatov looked around nervously. Maybe it was time to throw in the towel and admit he just wasn’t cut out for farm work. “Could you…Maybe help get the rest too…?” No doubt Aleria had already seen his poor attempt to harvest millioncorns already. Why would she offer her help otherwise?

Aleria looked surprised, if only for a second. Then she gave Lalatov a sympathetic smile. “Alright! But only if you carry the basket behind me.” She didn’t want him to feel too left out now.

“Of course!”

Lalatov grabbed the basket, happily carrying it while running behind Aleria.

With the millioncorn that Meeth had asked Aleria and Lalatov to harvest all collected, both started on the journey home. It wasn’t a particularly long trip back home but the heat was making it feel like it would never end.

Even with the help of Meeth’s sun hats the sun was relentless.

For Aleria the heat wasn’t much of a problem, it was the sun getting in her eyes that she couldn't stand for much longer. Aleria set down the basket of millioncorn to adjust her sun hat for the umpteenth time. “Sorry Lalatov.” She sighed and picked the basket back up, “I just don’t like having my eyes hurt so much. You know?”

That and the idea of not being able to see where she was going. It was making her nervous.

Though she would never admit that part.

Lalatov nodded, “We’re almost there! Don’t worry!” He assured her.

Ever the optimist. Aleria liked that about him. A little too nice for his own preservation but that’s what she was here for, wasn’t it?

As they continued to walk suddenly, the sun disappeared from Aleria’s eyes. “Hmm?” Instead now there was what looked like a shadow of something over her, completely blocking the sun from hitting her. “That feels nice…” Aleria hummed. A nice cool shade was just the right thing she needed on such a hot day like this.

It was so nice that, for a moment, she never considered where the shade itself might be coming from.

Aleria let out a sharp gasp and looked up. Afraid of what she would find.

Instead of the worst she could imagine, she was staring right at the wing of a dragon. A wing she had seen not too long ago. “Jeepers…” Aleria’s mouth hung open. That being said, it still was quite a sight to behold for her.

Lalatov leaned in, a smirk on his face. “Is this any better?” He flapped his dragon wing a bit, trying to create a slight breeze.

His wand, the limiter that his parents had given him, was broken now.

With it gone he was free to do whatever he wanted to do with his inheritance. The dragon blood from his mother was never anything he was scared of showing people, unlike what his parents believed. The day he used it to its full potential to save Aleria was one of the best days of his life so far.

Aleria thought otherwise. “Are you crazy?!” She dropped her basket and grabbed Lalatov by the collar of his robe. “If someone sees you with that wing out or anything they’ll…they’ll…” Her hands were shaking, she knew what the consequences of standing out were.

The idea of losing Lalatov–of losing the one person who could come close to understanding her. It would be too much to bear.

Lalatov gently held Aleria’s hands with his own, giving her the chance to let him go. “Hey, it’s okay. I’m not going anywhere!” He took his wing and wrapped it around Aleria. Shielding her from the outside. “Besides I'm already hanging out with you! I don’t think my social standing could get any lower!”

“You’re so…” Aleria wiped some tears from her eyes and laughed, “...You’re so stupid you know that?”

“I’ve been told once or twice.”

Sometimes even thrice.

With the Lalatov’s wing protecting her from the sun, Aleria picked her basket back up and sighed. “Sorry I can’t shade you with my own...”

“Don’t worry about it!” Lalatov gave her a warm smile. The same one that Aleria loved seeing. “Until you can and even if you never do, I’ll stay right by your side.”

#ffxivwrite 2024 #Aleria #Lalatov #Meeth mention :)#i think lalatov and aleria are cute :)#just two freaks that found each other #lalatov embraces his differences while aleria for obvious reasons is scared to show her's to others she doesnt trust #and she doesnt trust anyone #lalatov would go out flyying in gridania without anyone stopping him until his parents did #lalatov wanted to look so cool in front of aleria but he already did :)#i like meeth i wish i knew what to do with her #shes just hanging with al in drybone right now but shes also still sad about aleria and lalatov #wondering what hapopened to them :(#she never found out they had kids cause they left before hand #maybe one day she ll find out about babycorn and cherrypit #just realized i drew two days with two characters at a table im a fraud

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brittlebutch · 20 days

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realizing that it sounds kind of mean for me to be referring to this fic as the “cringe loser” fic if you don’t have the extensive lexicon i’ve created in my head for the lengthy opinion essay i haven’t written about how most people don’t actually want “good” autist-rep, they want “cool” rep even at the expense of ‘accuracy’. just believe me i say “cringe loser” with the highest degree of absolute affection

#N posts stuff #brief overview is: abed is generally one of the only characters i see lauded as Good rep #but there’s no way to quantify his representation in a way that successfully singles him out in the convo #ie; people claim it’s Good bc Harmon is autistic — doesn’t hold up bc post-music sia now touts a diagnosis #so either you think she’s lying for obscure internet clout OR having an autisticwriter in the room isn’t The Thing that makes it work #‘if they would hire autisticactors tho’ but that doesn’t hold up either bc abed is portrayed by an allistic man #and when that MH cartoon with the autistic character dropped people immediately started mocking the voice acting #even tho she was played by an autistic actress. so that also doesn’t hold up #so what differentiates abed?#shaun murphy is ‘cringe’ bc he talks weird and has meltdowns #and wendy please stand by is ‘bad’ bc she lives in a group home #and attorney woo is ‘embarrassing’ bc she has motor skill issues and makes odd facial expressions #and the MH girl is ‘childish’ bc she talks weird #etcetera and so on. so why is abed different? i don’t know if his portrayal Is significantly different #i think he just ‘looks cooler’ than these other characters so people like him more #the deficits he has are usually throwaway jokes instead of things that are given narrative weight. so you can ignore them if you want #and if you wanted to argue that the Narrative of the show is what makes a difference then i would also disagree with you #bc abed is pretty extensively mocked in the show. a lot of his autistic traits are just the punchlines of jokes about his characters #(i mean every character on the show is so at least abed isn’t single out but i wouldn’t exactly call it Respectful)#and if you argue that it’s good bc it’s ‘unintentional’ bc harmon didn’t know he was autistic at the time #then i’d point out that abed is made the punchline of an autism joke within his first five minutes on screen #so they knew Enough about what they were doing to make him the joke. so i don’t believe that holds water either #anyway the argument doesn’t cumulate in the opinion that any of these shows are definitively Good Rep #bc the notion of Good Rep is so shakily defined that it’s hard to quantify and also a lot of the examples i chose aren’t like #‘good’ narratively even if i like the characters so im not arguing that they’re better or worse than community or whatever #it really is just an argument about people wanting things to look ‘cool’ more than they want it ‘real’#and that’s why you see autistic influencers literally bullied off social media by other autistic people for acting ‘cringe’ by.. stimming #and that’s it. bc they didn’t look Cool Enough when they did it #so i think we desperately need to embrace Cringe Losers bc i think the Cool factor is a bad one to measure by

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bimboviolence · 1 year

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How do you think Jack became “Big” Jack Horner, it was by nature or the use of magic? I’m interested in your take on this👀

Ok ur not gonna like this but I do NOT think his size was altered by magic at all. I think he’s just like that.

I think he went off to fancy boy boarding school elsewhere at like 10 and when he came back home at 17 he shocked everyone by just. Suddenly being ginormous. He got into tons of fights at school (yknow cause his personality) and got REALLY used to winning so he just started becoming more and more arrogant and getting really obsessed with becoming as strong as he possibly could. He is maybe the worst person to have just randomly become huge and teehee isn’t it just so wonderful 💖💖

#big jack horner #I think there’s a bit of sadboy shit there because his parents definetly treated him differently once he got huge and started telling him to #-stop being so ‘scary’ all the time and he was like I DIDNT DO NOTHIN.. IM JUST LIKE THIS.. WHAT….#his mother telling him to smile nicely and not to look so ghoulish and he’s like 😭#then when they die he embraces just being terrifying cause actually he loves it #and now there’s no shame!!!#tfw ur cutesy posterboy son becomes a big scary violent man

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the-judicial-assistants-notebook · 10 months

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y'know, I've been seeing a lot more posts talking about how fanfic, specifically, puts characters into boxes and takes away the nuance of them, and while I think that's an important discussion to have, I also find it quite perplexing? Like, these posts seem to come from people who don't even, or maybe very rarely, consume fics in the first place, and I say that because, if you do consume fics semi-regularly, you kind of learn? how to gage what the stories and characterisation are going to be like based on the tags and summary? Sometimes, you do have to step into the fic to figure it out, but it hardly takes very long to realise if it gels with you or not. Idk, it's not anything serious or important, but it does give me... "girl, what were you doing at the devil's sacrament" vibes, you know?

#this gets posted here because my main has mutuals (whom i still love v much) who are part of the girls suspiciously at the sacrament #fanfiction #ao3 #i feel like the post doesnt properly address what i mean. i understand that these posts arent talking about fics exactly but rather how #mischaracterisation in fics permeates into how characters are portrayed in the fandom at large but even then it's a bit. like i dont think #you can put that all on the fics/writers (and these posts usually do) alone?? like yes the mischaracterisation is more prominent in fics #by virtue of their medium but if it's resonating with artists and other creators then that's clearly indicative of a general #cognisance issue in the fandom??? and like. maybe it's because tumblr is the only socmed site i use but i dont find it difficult to curate #my fandom experience. people generally know how to use tags and while the sudden influx of x reader stuff for every single character isnt #something im fond of either they're generally good at tagging their stuff. it's annoying but you can blacklist that. you can.#also fic isnt like art where you look at it and you've seen it. you have to engage with a fic to understand so then it /really/ feels like #girl what were you doing at the devil's sacrament to me. idk this post isnt complaining about fandom mischaracterisation in general #i complain about that all the time but more so the inclination to put it on fics & their writers. because if you know how to move through #fic spaces and read the summaries and tags #you can generally find works that are really really good. could you argue they're rare? sure. but saying all fics propogate #mischaracterisation is just... a lie?#this got so long. im not even really bothered or annoyed by it im just confused #these are also often the people who espouse rhetoric about being unafraid to post cringe and embracing your weirdness #and it's like. okay do you want people to post unabashedly or do you want them to shut up.#anyway. back to our regularly scheduled programme now

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mejomonster · 3 months

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Writing is hard. Knowing I'm gonna have to write like 1 million words to get better is wild.

#rant #im just like. look i love older stuff by priest like huai dao #but i recognize that if u write a shit ton then u get BETTER rhats how we got Modu #and i read my old fanfic from high school and realize thats why my college star trek fics Were better #cause kf all that practice #i read my old stories from 2018 and realize thats why i got Better and can write how i do now #i see my 280k Guardian fanfic and know that fic on its Own did so much heavy lifting lol in terms of improving my writing skill #but man we live in such an achievement driven society sometimes it fucking feels Intimidqting #to recognize we must Practice for Years before we create what we perceive as Perfect in the now #(and when we get there? we will think its still imperfect. gotta embrace that)

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hodinodi · 11 months

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Wait. you're from Yemen?

always have been baybee 🇾🇪

#ask #I've always just been too whitewashed and extremely ashamed of myself of being an arab. i did anything to hide that i was one because #arabs were seen as savage #unintelligent and rude and the list goes on so i was scared of revealing myself. i looked down on myself a lot #and fuck those harmful stereotypes!#but now it doesn't matter!!! im fully embracing that im arab :)) no shame anymore >:1 #sorry for going off in the tags anon LOL i had to let it out

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nerdyqueerr · 4 months

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part 2 of introducing my mechs oc is to make a bunch of fake posts

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"What's your favorite thing about King Louis?" His wife prochaine question

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Lmaooo didn't this post get op executed???

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Fucking the king's wife got me executed. But dw mesdames i got better

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I gotta hand it to that King Louis guy, acid swallowing as an execution method is pretty fun. 8/10

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You're only saying this because my mechanism gets you off and you never had to drink the acid. Personally rate it 2/10

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First of all I drink acid all the time

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told someone i'm spFrench today and they said "why"

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well, why are you spFrench?

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they haven't managed to get rid of me yet

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CALLOUT POST FOR THE COURT ASTRONOMER

I dont want to encourage anyone to harass the Vicomte, but I feel like someone needs to warn the community about this. The court astronomer (@Starmapper) is a silver-tongued, reputation-ruining coureur de jupons and should be avoided by respectable ladies AT ALL COST. Proof under the cut

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It's an honor mesdames

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Good news tout le monde, the Vicomte deactivated today and was publicly executed!

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#this is so fucked up #that vicomte should be considered a revolutionary hero #fuck the monarchy #literally

that's so sad i heard the Vicomte was a really great guy. i heard they had a six pack

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What the fuck y'all

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Nevermind lmao

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SOMEONE has been doing acid shots in my fucking library

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@cold-cruel-science @silvertongue

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Nastya what the fuck

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Try not to spill as much on Aurora next time

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🚀i-prefer-machines Follow🔁💃Dame-fancypants

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Court astronomer and Vicomte Sirius Estoile spotted in a gay bar

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okay? fork spotted in kitchen come on now

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Does anyone actually find the spFrench accent hot

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@/thearchivist and i are conducting a study on this at the moment but some more research is needed

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thank you for coming to sptumblr with me. these fake posts, like all art in the beautiful star system of spFrance, were brought to you by our glorious solar monarch King Louis

#is this anything #im having lots of fun with spFrance if u didnt notice lol #and yeah were embracing the ocxcanon situation #vicomte estoile #thats the name for sure now lol #y'all better vote to kill the astronomer in that poll its the whole point #also important jonny cameo at the end lmao i just felt like including him #my shit #the mechanisms #realising this looks awful on mobile but wtv

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