#19 minutes

[thedailyvio]

Day 158

[3rainrot]

Been a Drake hater since 2009

[sugucidal]

the first thing yall do when you wake up is hop on this app huh 😭

[royalarchivist]

Bagi: Philza, talking about smuggling, we think that we are going to need food, so I think you should put one of these in your ass. [Pulls out an eternal banana]

Phil: [WHEEZES]

Phil: OH MY GOD.

Kristin:

Banana smuggling: [ Part 1 || Part 2 ]

[obsob]

a house that is warm and full of love :3

[saturnniidae]

Instead of this can someone pls make one that's Hiccup getting brutally ran over by a bus asmr

[beamattack]

return of my legend of zelda au…. haha. i've been wanting to draw more for so long but i've been so busy studying! here's link and zelda discovering a strange temple together (this dungeon is point 8 on the map, but i decided to switch the places of point 7 and 8 so this would actually be the 7th dungeon)

(loz idea masterpost)

[paperiieveryday]

Day 50 & 51 (BLIND DATE | PART 1/5)

25th of May, 2024

[next]

[ori-stole-the-cheese-again]

SHADOW MILK COOKIE

[everythingdnddd]

No spoilers please (how HOW are they stopping here???), but this friendship moment with Marisha and Taliesin down in the corner is killing me. Her crying is making me cry!!! And Taliesin is making it SO. MUCH. WORSE. aaaaaaaaaagh

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

👏they 👏make 👏me 👏 SAD👏

[thedailyvio]

Day 233

[stubz]

>Hello this is Max speaking from the youngling centre

<Ah yes, I'd like to enroll my child for this upcoming year

>Alright how old is your child?

<They just turned 3. Her name is Cyllia

>And how many days a week will she-Amea do not claw Xw, I told you they have 2 more minutes! Sorry, how many days will she we be attending and how long?

<Oh uh no worries, we're thinking 3 days a week for the mornings until the afternoon

>do you know yet what days that will be?

<No not yet.

>Alright no worries, now we'll need her medical information if she has any allergies or conditions. You can send that over with the payment-Amea! What did I say? ...that's right, and if I catch you doing that again I'm moving you. Kim can you...thanks!

<Ha...busy day?

>You have no idea...now the average payment is about $4000 for the year. We accept written statements and electronic transfers. Both would be made out to Youngling Centre

<Okay, I have a few questions about your centre

>Of course, ask away

<So do I need to pack a lunch for her?

>We provide lunch every Wednesday and Friday, all other days you need to give her lunch. And we make sure to keep all meals safe for all species

>Great! My next question is-

<Amea! Kim are you okay?! ...Amea we do not claw the teachers! Now apologize and come sit over here....now Amea...good. Sorry about that

>...yeah yeah no worries. I'll uh actually just email my questions to you later, is that better?

<Yes actually thank you so much-*hiss*-do not hiss at me young lady...oh really? *hiss!* ...yeah, not so fun is it?

>...Amea?

<Yeah...she's a handful...

>...and she's...?

<Human.

>...I'm sorry?

<She's human...just turned 4...I'm also human by the way...oh shoot we're not supposed to hiss back at human children...right that's with other kids...

>She's the one who's been hissing and clawing??

<Very much so...is that all?

>...uh yes...have a...nice day *click*

"...I don't think they're coming to the centre." he mutters looking at the phone

"I told you to take the call outside, the weird human shenanigans spook potential money away!" calls Kim applying a band-aid to herself and Xw. Both having been clawed by Amea who sits grumpily on the stool next to Max.

[wolfpup026]

was looking through Jason Sweers' portfolio, he did a lot of graphic design for the Loki show, and found this amazing poster design that I've never seen before!

[goldenpinof]

fellas, is this love?

[orb-the-watchman]

I've wanted to make this joke for SO long