werewolves that have their wolf teeth push their human teeth out and vice versa when they transform are so cool in concept but also realistically that is so many fucking teeth. like an INSANE number of teeth. at least 74 lost teeth (32 per human mouth, 42 per wolf mouth) every full moon. what would you do with all of them. drowning in teeth ....
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always kinda laughed in my head when people are like i got a water bottle so now i drink so much fucking water. and now look where i am with a 64 oz water bottle and pissing all the fucking time
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why are yall making fun of me for drinking a big ass cup of water
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oh precious dunkin donuts workers, i am so glad you exist and can help me get my tasty tasty bean juice, but i am so not glad about the conditions that put enough pressure on you that you sometimes give me caffeinated coffee when i cannot drink caffeine
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Every time I drink I lowkey wish I hadn't the next day. Not in a "omg what stupid shit did I do" way cause I don't even get stupid drunk just in a "good God when will these poisoning effects subside" way
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cannot believe i got a backpack, new waterbottle, body wash, uncrustables, two balanced breaks, AND gogo squeezes for 49. i had a 50 gift card. THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL
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had the worst day at work ever and now i am drinking the leftovers of my massive daiquiri i got last night
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*just woke up* what if i took a nap
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there is a very specific christmas candle i want so desperately that my family had in ~2016 and i miss it so so badly and want it so bad but its hard to find and where i have found it its very expensive
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missing my earbuds currently. i lost them at school idk where they are now
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i have half a mind to go to the jamba juice but i don't want to pay for that then pay for a drink here
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