#and a bottle of Gatorade

[queenofthedamnnile]

Every time I drink I lowkey wish I hadn't the next day. Not in a "omg what stupid shit did I do" way cause I don't even get stupid drunk just in a "good God when will these poisoning effects subside" way

[chrliekclly]

i think only charlie can roll a J

[etoilesdeglace]

"If you want the gods' attention, you have to pay for it."

[japhan2024]

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[yourfavaschips]

Lil cal.... Puh......Please?.............

Lil Cal from Homestuck would be H-E-B Fried Corn Dog & Mustard Thin Potato Chips!

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a video to Tiktok with the caption ‘Left my phone in the car to buy Steve Gatorade’ and then it’s just Steve after his seizure being grouchy that Eddie picked him up from work like, “Oh, I’m Eddie. I have tattoos and a flat ass, and one time a bat bit me so now I have ESP too. I know better than everybody and don’t care about your lesson plans, Steve. Ugh.”

Steve sighs and slouches in his seat before leveling Ozzy with a look, “I can feel you judging me, Oz. You don’t always have to take his side, you know.”

Ozzy huffs and Steve’s just like, “Yeah, well. Whatever.”

The video ends after Eddie opens the door and tosses a blue Gatorade at Steve. He does not catch it and you hear, “Shi-“

[handlingwelcome]

Damian wearing a shemagh cause I said so and Damian would never let anyone stop him from wearing it despite the ‘security risk it poses to your identity, Damian please you can literally wear it any other time-’ if anybody found out his identity he could just kill them and that number would go back down to zero, duh

[ickadori]

in a no curse office au, sukuna is the one that steals other peoples lunches out of the fridge

[mars-ipan]

do u ever get inconvenienced alongside someone and realize you are in a much better mindspace to handle an inconvenience than they are

[transwarriorwoman]

I hate this damn yankee state. Just showed my coworker my new box cutter and she was a little concerned. I’m sorry ma’am I’m too Texan.

[jenthetranskitsune]

Just remembered that some of you would probably like this picture, uhhh, I have stirrup thigh highs so if you like that, enjoy.

[fithragaer]

I’ve always wanted to eat a welkynd stone

[dark-pharaoh-atem]

Later, Marik came in with a sports drink for Atem. The electrolytes in the drink would help with his fever.

Carefully, Marik sat the Pharaoh up in bed and helped him hold the bottle as he drank.

[iero]

I will say something I am proud of is being caffeine free for almost a week now and I’ve decided I’m REALLY gonna try to limit my caffeine intake from here on out because I’m starting to realize it’s really really bad for me.

[namorailecec]

Ok so I suffer from chronic nightmares and the only thing that has helped me fall asleep and not have as many is when I’m laying down I think of all the things in walmart that feel good in my hand and I go aisle by aisle usually I fall asleep before moving on (so next night next aisle) but I try to remember all the things and rate them one through ten on how nice they fit and feel in my hand. Plums, lemons 10/10 anything in a box, koolaid packets, pineapples, raspberries 0/10. That’s how I cope 😩 I don’t know why it lessens the nightmares but it does.