“Yeah he’s an indoor marine but we like to try and take him out for a bit, ya know? After all he loves his little enclosed patio at home and really since we’ve gotten the carrier he’s seemed so much happier with it. We’re just glad to let him be outdoors and have this stimulation.”
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I love warhammer 40k fans on here because they’re all like “I LOVE blorbius scrunklius, he’s such a relatable tragic character. The scenes in his book where he talks about how his father failed him always make me so emotional. He’s my sweet little babygirl and I would protect him with my life.” And then I look up blorbius scrunklius or whatever and his canon artwork looks like
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I really hope that when Space Marine II comes out they let you choose Titus’ pronouns just to fuck with this guy specifically
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"Yeah, no, you do need high testosterone for geneseed implantation to take, but the geneseed doesn't care where the T comes from. Actually, loyalist chapters tend to preferentially select candidates with XX karotypes because the redundant X chromosome confers greater resistance to Chaos mutations, so statistically most Space Marines are transmasc. What? Of course it's canon – would I lie to you?"
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What's a space marine
A type of homosexuality marketed at straight men
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Thank you Focus Entertainment, I am Focused and Entertained
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Me, when I played Space Marine 2 for the first time.
Titus: Come, we must purge the planets from Xenos and Traitors!
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The way the 40k setting glues skulls and purity seals to everything constantly reminds me of Decora Kei fashion, so fuck it, Decora Kei Space Marine. You're welcome.
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So a spartan, Helldiver and space marine walk into a bar—
What could possibly go wrong?
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They do this every few hours— poor spartan
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He’s strong—
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Fellas, is it gay to wanna make out with a 7ft tall brick wall of a man— for democracy ofc!
Lazy yapping abt lore below the cut 🫶🫶🫶
I’ve been putting off on posting this for whatever reason but here they are 🫶 my specialest boys!!
I have been thinking about this Au/Crossover situation for MONTHS now btw they infect my brain like little worms
How does it all make sense for these three to coexist? Easy.
Halo & helldivers are from the same-ish universes, sort of, come from different galaxies the UNSC sends their Spartans out to help Helldiver operations as back up from time to time. Helldivers are seen as slightly crazed quacks by the UNSC but it’s better they have Spartans to keep them sane and controlled on more delicate missions then nothing.
Space marines (and warhammer associated factions ect.) exist in a separate universe (naturally) but warp shenanigans means they can bleed over sometimes to this new foreign area (time travel or multiverse hoping, your pick.) and that’s how we got to our current range :3
A space marine, a hell diver and a spartan make up a crack squad of only slight fuck ups B)
I love them a lot and they’re so silly—
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after reading the Ultramarines content in the Horus Heresy, i actually love them so much. they’re adorable little idiots. so here’s a messy comic
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Man is about to break into tears here. He's been waiting a hundred years to hear that.
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