#AND I AM NOT KIDDING !!!!!!!

[lynxgriffin]

Wow, this is the most swag I've ever had in my entire life!!

[candyskiez]

Talking about plural mob with my singlet friends is so fun because I can sneakily explain my own plurality to them in a fun and non awkward way AND talk about The Character with them. You now know more about what it's like to be a system than you will probably ever need to know. Now onto protector trauma and how it's never discussed but is a very serious issue-

[liliesandparchment]

Haha so just saw this around, wanted to leave this here and mention if you have feelings like this, especially if you feel the burning need to watch a child raped, please please please DM me your house number! I am totally here to help and will not call animal services for rabid animal control haha its totally for help. If you ever interact w, post, or like stuff like this, and I come across it on my dash, and this account creeps into your DMs, its for the same reason! Not for anything else! Just thought I’d post a disclaimer for my future actions haha!

[kisakis-boyfriend]

[Transcription: I need me some more Maid Sanzu 😩 End transcription]

I need Sanzu as my personal toy maid. I think that would fix me 👀

[snakeposts]

had a breakdown that hit me like this a few nights ago that has changed my behavior forever and you will get no explanation

[spacedykez]

i think that the words "kill yourself" should be removed from the internet's vocabulary forever actually

[pink-psychic]

Here’s the reality of all the recent shitty supreme court’s decisions

(Roe v. Wade being overturned, denying student loan forgiveness, removing affirmative action in schools, allowing businesses to discriminate and deny services to LGBTQ+ people)

All of this could have been avoided if trump hadn’t won the 2016 election and I am not fucking joking.

[odietamox]

whats it called when you like something so much it hurts??

[mildelectrocution]

Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident

this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!

[bosspigeon]

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

[tio-trile]

Some Deadpool x Wolverines for my friend

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[feluka]

oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.

"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin

[kiwi]

everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name

[mothtowers]

suprised more people havent seen the fuller context of this clip cause its way more insane