#AND KANAN SW

[bberry005]

absolutely losing it at the polar opposite perspective we get on darth vader during rebels. kanan and ezra encounter him and there's a dramatic lead up to the cameo and they're like "who the FUCK is that???". they fight him and lose terribly. at least until they drop several tons of heavy machinery on him. but then he survives! and then they're like "if that won't kill him what can?!" "not us. let's go!". there's no drama, no extremely emotional dialogue, no agony over the man he used to be and the monster he became. just "hey what is that? a SITH LORD? that sounds like 1-800-NOT OUR PROBLEM!!!" and then they go back to doing whatever they normally do

[stealingpotatoes]

sure the whole Anakin-isn't-evil bit of fix-it aus is great, but you know what's even better? Cal and Kanan get to be besties forever

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[peanuttoffee]

imagine if Cal and Kanan met after the Purge

i like the headcanon that they were bros back in padawan days, messing around and giving a headache to everyone in the temple c::

[tyquu]

I was thinking things ,,, some master and Padawan bonding. Keeping Jedi culture alive

Bonus post Malachor doodle:

[wemecera]

fragment of full

[darth-memes]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR GRAY!!!!

[itsjayro]

Thinking about this 🥺

[aaeeart]

it's the shock of being threatened with death that's gotten her so frozen. no other reason

[sabellart]

ghost crew pre-ezra

based on this pic

[brightsunsmeanshello]

If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

[delioncunt]

STAR WARS AHSOKA PART ONE: Master and Apprentice REBELS 3x15 Trials of the Darksaber

[stealingpotatoes]

I saw a post of Caleb being Cal’a wingman so I got to know in the fix it au is Cal, Caleb’s wingman

oh 100%, but cal is WAY less happy to help, so continuing the theme of meme redraws:

[gherkinlizard]

oh how indeed ezra... how indeed

[tyquu]

You think Hera ever gets slightly concerned when her neurodivergent husband and neurodivergent son start doing their neurodivergent wizard shit? Like she’d be chill on the outside cause for the most part, she’s used to it, but every now and then one of them pulls a move that’s freakier than usual and she just has to 🙂 whilst internally freaking out.

[wemecera]

[wetsocksinbed]

Hera, gesturing to Omega: she and her brothers saved my life

Kanan: her brothers?

Hera: a rogue group of clones. They called themselves the “Bad Batch” *laughs*

Kanan:

Kanan: WAIT