#AYO IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN

[anonbinaryweirdo]

as a kid in the Caribbean I wished for a war

i knew that I was poor I knew it was the only way to rise upp

if they tell my story I am either gonna die on the battlefield in glory or rise up

we we will fight for this land

but there's only one man who can give us a command so we can rise up

understand it's the only way to RISE UP

R I S E. U P

Here he comes.

[pjoedits]

Washington: AYO IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN

Hamilton:

[shinysparklesapphires]

WE ARE OUTGUNNED

OUTMANNED

OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED

WE GOTTA MAKE AN ALL OUT STAND

AYO IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN 🗣🗣🗣

[andvys]

im back and GIRL im blushing like crazy and kicking my feet (i read it in front of my family 😭)

He shakes his head “nah, that’s not why, you don’t throw parties because you don’t want to see Harrington making out with some other girl in your own apartment,” he says, pointing to Steve who now has his date pinned to the wall and his tongue down her throat.

ok rude?? didn't need to call me out like that man 🙄

‘I love you too.’ is what he said when he cupped your face and looked at you with his pretty soft eyes and you almost started crying happy tears because you thought you finally got him until there was the little ‘but’, he sighed and his eyes flickered with guilt ‘but I'm not ready for a relationship. I want you but I just can’t commit, not yet, babe.’

HE'S SUCH A MF!! I WANNA SLAP HIM SOOO BAD pls let her slap him at some point

Sitting down on the armchair, he accepts the shot that Argyle offers him “you good, dude?”

can i just say i love argyle. im such an argyle girly and you write him so well 💓

With a frown on your face, you look at them as they talk in hushed whispers as they walk down the hallway and disappear in the bathroom. A sad feeling settles in your chest. It’s not just Steve you are losing, it’s also Robin as it seems. You were always the first person she would go to whenever something happened but now she shares her secrets with Nancy and leaves you out.

I CAN RELATE SO HARD TO THIS. literally how i feel towards so many of my friends (?)

Jonathan opens a beer for you and hands it to you with a grin on his face while Argyle offers you his joint, you can’t help but chuckle “come on girl, smoke a little, it’ll make all your sadness go away.”

i love u argyle pls i love u

“Yeah, he collects girls like some sort of trophy and expects you to wait around for him, that’s sick. Why pick up a bunch of random girls when he could have one that he could do everything with?”

yeah you tell her eds!!

“Maybe if you stopped pining after him and staring at him like some lovesick puppy, I’d stop. It’s kind of annoying, watching you sulk over a guy who thinks of you as his backup plan while he fucks his way through Hawkins,” he pauses, taking a deep breath as he walks towards you “you wanna wait for someone who couldn’t give two shits about you?”

i mean... he is right 😭

Eddie whimpers and god, it’s the prettiest sound you have ever heard. Heat spreads under your skin and you can’t help but want more and more. You part your lips even further and he slips his tongue into your mouth.

OHH???? EDDIE WHIMPERS?? ayo eddie maybe some proof? 🤨 and audio sample of said whimper? 🤨

“Yeah, most guys are assholes and definitely no ‘one woman type of men’.”

oh she called him out 😭 but again she's correct about that one

“And I know you liked kissing me,” he whispers as he leans down, brushing your hair behind your shoulder, he presses his lips against your neck, kissing you softly “you wouldn’t have moaned if you didn’t.”

I AUDIBLY GASPED WHILE READING

He parts your legs with his knee and it pushes it in between your thighs as he continues to kiss your neck. His hands gripping your waist tightly as he pushes you down against his thigh, encouraging you to grind yourself against him and you do so right away, moaning in pleasure.

NOT THE KNEEE THING AKHSISHWKSNSKSS that would make me pass out right there.

“You’re not even gonna remember his name when I’m done with you.”

ive gone completely crazy andy

You blush as you stare at him. He licks his lips and his eyes darken even more, he groans “shit, baby. I’m gonna eat that pretty pussy until you’re fucking crying.”

OMGNSIWBSISBSIS FUCKING GOD 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ i would cry if someone talked like that to me i would evaporate i would start levitATING

You whimper as he pulls you towards the edge of the counter, grinding his clothed dick into your dripping cunt “please..daddy, I need you.”

THSISBSKSNSISN THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE FILTHIEST THING YOUVE EVER WRITTEN

He smirks “later, all I wanna do right now is pound your pretty pussy.”

i am gone. i have died. you have killed me. boom. honey anon no more. THIS WAS SO SO SO GOOD YOURE SUCH AN AMAZING WRITER WHAT 🫶🫶🫶 I LOVED THIS SO MUCHCHHH definitely one of my fav things you've ever written ❤️

i wish i could just record my reaction cause most of the time my face was just 😲 and im blushing like crazyyy 😭

AAAHHHH BESTIE!!! FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU FOR THIS OMG, I HAVE MISSED THESE TYPE OF REACTIONS FROM YOU (I gotta write more smut I guess 😌)

Trust me, there will definitely be some drama with Steve! Especially later on, when he finds out about 'his' girl sneaking around with Eddie. He expects her to wait around for him and stay loyal.

Argyle is the friend we all need 🥺 I'm glad you like the way I write him! And I'm glad you liked this in general, I was pretty nervous about the smut. Like you said, it was the filthiest thing I've ever wrote lmfao so I was pretty nervous to post this👀

We need an audio of Eddie whimpering 😵‍💫

I'm so so happy that you liked this so much! I'm so excited to write the next chapter now omg! Thank you for your ask, I smiled the whole time while reading it 😭❤️

[hellonpluto]

Spider-Man (2002) during-the-movie-notes below the cut (super funny shit incoming)

-intro thing is super cool. A bunch of webs n blsck backgrounf n cgi spiderman

-"who am i??? Sure u wanna know?" Girl yes why do u think im here

-he's not like other guys

-"that girl. The girl next door. The woman i loved even before i like girls." (so he's now a bisexual)

-ohhhhh he's cringy nerd boy

-grown man playing a teenager

-mary jane's relationship seems quite predatory

-mary jane's face irks me(good)

-who the fuck is HARRY???

-"pete." "Hiya harry!" (Almost holds hands. Homo stopped by old man)

-norman osborn 🤨

-rlly hoping peter looks better un-nerded

-32,000 species of SPIDER????

-mart jane relationship is DEF nonconsensual

-phobo ... ogroahy ...

-SPIDER SENSE 8 MIN IN WOOOOOOO

-wawawa WIG

-peter's glasses are sooooo fake

-peter so cringe

-PIDER NOIIIOOOOOOOOO

-OSIDEE !!!!!!

-thats actually a real fucked up lookin spider. What the hell

-obsessed with the spiderbite shot

-like i drew it already

-WHY IS HE HALF NAKEY. WHAT

-big bump on jand ....

-get spider'd loser

-another man is half naked. What

-ew

-"hng.. its cold" DOUBLE WHAT

-get green goop'd bitch

-IS HE GONNA WALK OUT BUFF???

-get that insane man a shirt

-and get peter a shirt

-THE MEME

-omg he dont need glasses no mo

-peter's buff???

-peter?? You alright??

-"yeah, uhh..." *checks selfcout* "im fine .."

-"okie!!!"

-school bags dont exist. Cool.

-nvm where'd those come from

-sticky hands??? Pause.

-ive seen that lunchroom

-SPIDEY SENSE!!!!!!!!!!

-blue eyes white dragon

-ayo??? String??

-THEY THOUGHT IT WAS COM??????

-"i dont wanna fight you flash." "I dont wanna fight me either" proceeds to square uo with his whole face visible n very ounchable

-Sick flip!!!

-bro is sticking it out on the wall

-was just gonna say hes a wall climber but they gave a full on ass shot

-mj wanna be an actress. Hooplah!!!

-i feel funny. I think im sick

-"for you? Youre gonna light up broadway."

-cooking scene (suit design)

-DR EPPPER HELLLLLLL YEAH

-UNCLE BEN SAID TBE LINEEEEE

-"the human spider.." "damn that name sucks."

-"THE AMAZINGGG SPIDER-MAN!!!!!!!"

-WHY IS HE SO CAKED UP

-the other dude is caked up too. What

-SPIDER-MAN!!!!!!!!!

-nonconsensual relationsjip OVERRRR

-ur friendly neighborhood spiderman :]

-guy with eight hands. Sounds hot

-daily bugle 💪💪💪

-autistic man struggles in neurotypical society

-the spider made his autism more powerful

-Spidey sense againnnn

-STAN LEE CAMEOOOOOO

-gink gokbliin ...

-sick Flippppp

-peter can not sit like a normal person(positive)

-i lowkey feel bad for osborn

-holy shit so much just happened

-green goblin does NOT condone litter. Including cigars

-love how the newspaper guy doesnt out peter as the photographer.

-the newspaper guy sounds like omni-man. Like alot liek him

-"hey kiddo. Let mom n dad talk for a minute, will ya?"

-green goblin n spider-man bridal carry

-why his knees so bendy

-*slaps head* "here's the truth."

-"i could squash you like a bug right now...." most romantic quote in this movie

-bro almost kisses that boy. Almost catches a case

-peter so downbad

-"aw this man is soooo boyfail"

-get mj a proper shirt. Please.

-OMG OMG OMG THE SCENEEEE

-ermm.... what the flip nvm

-i thought it was a cute oeck on the lips. Ew.

-and mj just cheated on her bf

-with spider-man. But still

-get YOINKED BITCH

-kablooey

-"I have a father. His name was Ben Parker."

[zombies-aliens]

Man idk wtf I'm expected to do in my situation. Man this woman was fine as hell and I helped her at work and I can so easily tell she thinks I'm handsome but.. I'm at work, I don't have time to chit chat. I wish women were more direct and gave numbers out or at least they could say some playful shit like "so are you gonna ask for my number?" and HELLYEAH YOU FINE AS HELL but fuck what can I say to the girl right then and there? I'm dealing with dumbass low IQ customers who don't understand anything other than yes, these moronic pea brain birds don't get that :hey sorry we don't have that in here: means WE DONT CARRY IT bruh idk if I should kms or if I should laugh my ass off at their stupidity. Um yeah there's actually a new plague that's worse than COVID and it's irreversible, and we're calling the disease: the customer. It's a horrible disease that kills brain cells and 1 in 2 people have it. Symptoms include being slow as fuck, blocking entrances to aisles, and not knowing how to read signs, oh and the classic "I forgot to bring my glasses" BITCH..... HOW DO YOU FORGET... NAW IM DONE MAN LMFAOOOOOOOO AYO LEMME GET BACK TO THE LADY bro I'm about to go BONKERS and spill everything that irritates me about these bird customers lemme get back to the lady now

So that lady was pretty and all she looked way better than my coworkers. Bro I know I can pull nines and dimes and that lady was looking right in the looks department and well, I can't be too sure if she thought the same of me but most likely, I'm in the store looking neat and presentable, nothing fancy or outlandish going on, but I'm a pretty handsome guy to a lot of women and men tell me I'm not ugly too. My appearance is a key thing apparently and I hate to suck my own dick but yeah, I see it. But wtf was I suppose to do and if anything happens then shiii ima have to be quick man because I'm working and I'm sure she's got a busy schedule with other dudes hitting on her too and I'm sure she's fucking maybe, idk, some dudes are honestly terrible at talking to girls but maybe idc but it's good to think so imo bc maybe she's not the type to get attached to but hey if she's lovely and she doesn't raise suspicions of being a woman of the streets then shiiieeett your boy might cuff. I still dk wtf to do about it. I don't have much time on my hands so it'll have to be quick. But honestly bro.. I'm a man with needs. IM TRYNA FUCK I'm not trying to read the Bible lmao

[mystery-pines]

Blurple queen here!

Uh, hello everyone! I know a war is starting, but, i think we should have one last party before things get serious, ergo:

Before the war starts, i invite all of you to join in a ball/feast whatever

Anyone can come!

@the2ndguest @launchsteinward @axcreation29 @yumaie @dothecatdance @capturious @kit-kit-kat @lolthatjojo @blossomtato @yo-it-dey @burned-ramen

Let us celebrate before this @warofthetravellingsunevent

[cielcius]

THEY FAINT AFTER A MATCH | HEADCANONS PT. II

includes: isagi y. & kunigami r.

request: Ayo i really liked that waking up next to their gf after fainting hdcs you did 👌 hope you (and anon cuz' i stole idea from them) dont mind if i ask same scenario but with bachira, kunigami and isagi? thank u so much, hope im not bothering by asking same scenario😩have a great day to you (and ofc to anon who originally thought of that scenario)! -anon

from the writer: hi sweets!! it’s no bother and i’m v happy to hear u liked the hcs and another thank u to the anon who originally requested. sadly i don’t write for bachira but i do hope that u enjoy and thank u for requesting! have a lovely day/evening!

notes & warnings: fainting, babytalking (isagi), mentions of dehydration (kunigami), possible typos, fainting after a match hcs pt. I

Isagi:

waking up, he's really disoriented

the only thing on his mind is the game because he was in the middle of analyzing and thinking

it's honestly kinda funny to watch—

"his blind spot's on the left!"

full on sitting up in bed, nearly shouting it out in slurred words to absolutely nobody

except you <3

he’s embarrassed but very vaguely

just hold his hand, it’s all he needs to come back

and babytalk him, he normally doesn’t like it cause it makes him feel things (it’s love) and he doesn’t know how to respond

but when you do it this time, he actually responds ??!!!?!?

“aw, my poor ichi. were you not feeling well today?”

“no, i was. i promise.”

your voice could sound like elmo to him and he’d still be 😍😩🥰

he won’t really feel like talking much, mostly fatigued and sore

but when you cradle his face in your palm with that smile, he just melts

he’s tempted to fall asleep but if you’re talking or telling him about something, he’ll brush his thumb across the back of your hand to keep himself awake

very clingy when he’s sleepy and if he’s bold enough, he might just ask you to lay with him or at least let him lay his head in your lap

you have to settle for hand holding and eventually letting go when the nurse checks on him

his grip is surprisingly strong for a man who’s on the verge of knocking out

so it’s just him pouting at you from across the room in his cot the entire checkup

i would think that he’s a little more awake by the time he’s released

he definitely drags you to his room to cuddle

he just wants to be with you after a long day

Kunigami:

bro where is he ToT but i’m not caught up so—

he’s on top of his game, but a little too on top to the point where he falls

one minute, he’s ready, he’s hyped, he’s so gonna beat those—

and he’s on the ground Σ（ºд º///）

he fainted right as the second half of the game started and it wasn’t until everybody had run past him, too distracted with the game, that the crowd noticed an unmoving figure

it was when the cheering and yelling from the stands had stopped that the players noticed as well and called a paramedic team over

he’s out not even a minute when he’s trying to get up so he can continue the game

but push him down once and he admits defeat because, damn, the adrenaline rushes really get you

he’s surrounded by paramedics until they’re shooed away to give him space, just in time as you appear

“ren!”

no other words are exchanged when you engulf him in a hug

he’s dehydrated, thus him fainting

so he’s just sipping on water and eating granola bars as you both watch the game continue on the little television mounted on the wall

his team won and when interviewed, kunigami almost cried when they all thanked him and his efforts on national television

him having to walk away from the game halfway admittedly hurt him a bit because it was a really big game they had all been training for

but he’s also lucky when you see that and assure him that he was the mvp that day

later on before he’s released to go home, the both of you are talking idly, mostly just reveling in each other with hands interlocked

until the whole team shows up at the door with the prize trophy in hand and an urge to do a group pile on top of kunigami pray for him :’) he’s mid-chomp on a granola bar

the whole fiasco is very funny and endearing though so he has a polaroid of the whole thing that you took for memories <3

[watchmegetobsessed]

The Hottest Avenger - Bucky Barnes

a/n: im warning you, i will probably not stop for a while with the bucky fics so... brace yourselves lol! also i wrote this before ep 5 came out so its placed in that time

pairing: Bucky X Reader

warnings: TFATWS spoiler, some violence? nothing extreme

word count: 1.8k

summary: Being locked together with Sam and Bucky brings the worst out of you, picking on each other constantly. Following an arguement Bucky accidentally calls you his girlfriend in front of Sam when your relationship was supposed to be a secret.

masterlist

“Did you fucking eat the last dumpling?” you accuse Sam, holding up the empty takeout box where you thought were one more dumpling, one you’ve saved for yourself, but now it’s gone as Sam is eyeing you with his mouth full.

“Thought it was mine,” he mumbles, his words barely understandable from all the food in his mouth.

Taking a deep breath you’re trying not to jump at his throat right then and there. You’ve been locked up together all damn day in the trashy apartment across the street from the building where’s Zemo supposed to be hiding. Sharon had a tip about a possible place where he might be found, but you’ve been waiting to no avail for now. You’ve been growing stressed and impatient. You lost track of Karli and her people and now you can’t seem to find Zemo either. If it wasn’t for the Dora Milaje, you wouldn’t bother to be so after the asshole, but Bucky said if Ayo finds him first, he is dead and every useful information he holds goes to the grave with him so now you are forced to look for him. One failed mission has been following the other these days, that incompetent dickhead John is on the loose too after murdering that man in front of civilians and you feel like control has slipped out of your grip a long time ago. Now you’re stuck with Sam and Bucky in this crappy place, waiting by the window, watching out for Zemo and on top of everything… Sam ate your last dumpling.

Just when you’re about to snap at him, you feel a strong grip on your shoulder. You don’t have to look up to know it’s Bucky right behind you, but not just because he is the only other person in the room beside you and Sam, but also because you know his touch probably more than anyone. Only that most of the times it’s not your shoulder he is gripping…

It’s been going on for a long time between the two of you. Started with just some innocent flirting and you never thought it would grow into something more significant, but it did. And now you are officially in a relationship with none other than the Winter Soldier, only that no one else knows about it and you plan to keep it that way. You don’t need the teasing and jokes and the Avengers are known to be dicks sometimes, especially Sam.

Glancing up your eyes meet Bucky’s blue irises and he sends you a look that says “just let it go”, and though every fiber in you wants to whoop Sam’s ass, you let it slip.

“Don’t tell me you’re gonna get mad about a dumpling,” Sam chuckles as he chews on the food that you should be enjoying right now.

“I can get mad about whatever I want to,” you growl back, growing quite irritated of him at this point.

“Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed,” he huffs under his breath, clearly not as bothered as he should be. Before you could do any harm in him, you leave your spot by the window, needing a breather from… well, from him.

“Hey, it’s still your turn!” he calls after you.

“I need a break,” you growl back.

“Get your ass back here, we agreed to switch every two hours!”

“Sam! I’m walking out because I’m way too tempted to punch you in the face right now!” you snap at him, losing your patience. He rises from his seat with a hard expression, not quite a fan of the way you just talked to him, but you couldn’t care less.

“You think you could actually throw one? Because last time we fought you couldn’t really get a hold of me,” he narrows his eyes at you, coming to stand tall in front of you, trying to intimidate you with how much taller and stronger he might be, but you both know you’re a better fighter.

“It’s easy to talk with your fancy tech stuff. Why don’t we see who wins in a simple battle?” you challenge him with faked boredom.

“Guys, stop. We should be looking out for Zemo, not tearing each other apart,” Bucky tries to end the staring contest, sticking his metal arm between the two of you in case any of you decides to launch at the other one.

“Then tell her to stop bitching!” Sam nods in your way.

“I’m not bitching, I’m just fed up with your bullshit!” you spat back at him, leaning closer, your chest coming in contact with Bucky’s extended arm.

“Don’t talk to her like that, Sam,” Bucky warns him, but Sam snorts dryly.

“Don’t tell me you are taking her side, she is throwing a fit for a fucking dumpling!”

“I’m not taking sides, just trying to settle this stupid disagreement here,” he defends himself and you roll your eyes.

“You can’t tell me she is not overreacting it, Buck!” Sam laughs in disbelief, taking a step back, dropping the act that he wants to fight you. He probably knows he would come out as a ridiculous loser. “This is fucking insane, I’m not in the mood to deal with your shit, Y/N,” he shakes his head.

“Hey!” Bucky snaps at him. “Don’t talk to my girlfriend like that, okay?!”

“I’m just—wait, what?!” Sam’s eyes widen and you freeze too.

Your dumbass boyfriend didn’t just out the two of you, did he? What else is about to come?! Sam’s shock turns into a cocky grin as his eyes shift between you and Bucky.

“You guys… you guys are fucking?” he asks with a delightful laugh and you close your eyes sighing, already tired of his shit.

“That’s not—We’re not fucking, I mean… It’s not like that,” Bucky stutters, but it’s just making it worse. He looks at you with terror in his eyes, but you are way too drained to deal with it the right way.

“Yes, we are fucking! And we are in a mature adult relationship! Get yourself over it!” you bark at Sam before turning around and walking out.

You faintly hear the two men talk inside, but you don’t make out the words. You don’t go too far, sitting on the steps leading up to the third floor. Soon enough you hear the door of the apartment open with a creak and a moment later Bucky shows up in your sight. He sits beside you, remaining silent for a little before speaking up.

“Sorry for running my mouth,” he mumbles, his head hanging low.

“It’s… fine,” you breathe out. Bucky fidgets with his fingers and you know he wants to touch you in any kind of way as a reassurance that it really is fine. You don’t want to hold a grudge, it was an accident, you’re just a little bummed it’s not gonna be just the two of you anymore. Reaching out you take his hand, the real one that’s flesh and meat and you lace your fingers together as he peeks at you, still reserved and hesitant.

“Is it really fine or are you just bottling it up?”

“It really is fine,” you chuckle softly and leaning closer you kiss his scruffy cheek. “The only reason I wanted to keep it a secret is because you know how vickery the guys can get. I just didn’t want them to pick on us.”

“They do it because they are just jealous,” he smirks playfully, his shoulder bumping against yours.

“Yeah? Of what?” A soft chuckle slips through your lips.

“That I scored the hottest Avenger,” he replies smugly and you can’t help but laugh with your head snapping back.

“I didn’t know you were fucking Thor!” you retort and immediately see his smirk vanish from his lips as he stares back at you, not enjoying your joke as much as you are.

“Thor? Really? Not this shit again, Y/N,” he narrows his eyes at you. Back when you were just skirting around each other, you loved pulling his leg, joking about how much you are into the hottest Avenger, aka Thor. He never appreciated it, usually earned you a tight-lipped smile before he mumbled “Tarzan’s got nothing on me” before walking away, leaving you laughing like a hyena.

“Come on, you know I’m more into super soldiers,” you grin, leaning closer as he pepper his sharp jawline with more small kisses.

“You know, it’s not the best thing to say to your boyfriend when there are now about eight more super soldiers running around,” he huffs.

“But none of them has a metal arm,” you point out, finally making him laugh.

“So that’s your kink? A vibranium arm?” he asks with faked shock and you curl your arms around his bicep, resting your chin on his shoulder.

“How haven’t you realized yet?” you chuckle. Bucky turns his head until his lips can capture yours in a sweet, lighthearted kiss that makes you forget about everything that’s been clouding over your mind these past days. All the failures, the mistakes and chaos fades into nothing, because you have him and he has you.

Walking back into the apartment Sam stares back at you, neither of you entirely sure how to act after what just happened. He then grabs his phone from the dusty table before holding it up.

“I could order some extra dumplings,” he offers and you crack a smile shaking your head. This was his peace offering, both of you knows he won’t straight up apologize for the way he talked, but this is already more than what you were expecting from him. Bucky must have had a few words with him before joining you outside.

“It’s all good.”

The three of you get back to work, taking your previous spots, returning to the task on hand as silence falls on the room once again. You catch Sam glancing at you and the Bucky and you can tell he is about to make a snarky comment on your relationship. And just as he is about to open his big mouth, Bucky moves to silence him, but you’re faster. With a simple move you throw Sam to the ground, keeping him down with your hand wrapped around his neck.

“Don’t even think about teasing, understood?” you hiss at him as he gasps for air, his hands wrapping around your wrist as he tries to fight you off, but you hold him a second longer to emphasize the importance of your words. Then you finally let go of him and he coughs for air, fixing him up from the floor as you simply walk back to your spot by the window.

“Hottest Avenger, huh?” he breathes out, revealing that he heard what you talked about out on the stairs. “More like the Avenger with the most anger issues…”

You just grin, glancing over at your boyfriend who is now standing with his arms crossed over his chest, not even bothered by his friend’s struggles on the floor as he smirks back at you, nodding proudly as if he was saying: “That’s my girl.”

Thank you for reading, please like and reblog if you enjoyed it!

[freaky-writer-writes]

Kissing headcanons | Kamaboko squad x Gn!reader

Character(s): Tanjirou, Inosuke, Zenitsu, Nezuko, Genya

Fandom: Demon slayer

Pronouns: Gender neutral | They/them

Warnings: Slight manga spoiler on the Nezuko part!

A/N: AYO I JUST FINISHED READING THE MANGA AND IM LEGIT CRYING RIGHT NOW SMH /hj. No spoilers ofc but if you haven't read the manga, do it. Just be fully aware of what's gonna happen, 'cause that shit is crazy and sad asF-

Summary: How the kisses of the Kamaboko squad is like :D! (Btw I can't tell if Genya is in squad, but like I love him so whatever)

Kamado Tanjirou

• Mans so gentle and soft, the kisses would feel so good for your lips

• He loves kissing everywhere on your face

• Especially your forehead and lips

• Like he just want you to feel loved and appreciation??

• He wants to show you how much he loves you, knowing that he will disappear and die one day

• He would kiss you everywhere you go when you're with him like none stop

• It doesn't matter what situation you're in, he will kiss you.

• But of course, he respects your privacy though because he's such an angel

• So if you're not up for any kisses then that is fine!!

• Just know that this bby at least needs 3 kisses a day

Hashibira Inosuke

• This dude omg

• I would give his kisses probably like 5/10 or maybe 6?

• Listen he's very inexperienced with showing affection like this, especially kissing

• The kisses can be messy sometimes

• But poor bby was raised by boars so it's reasonable!

• His favorite spot is your neck

• He just loves the expression on your face when he kisses you in the spot

• He just thinks you look priceless and so happy that he can make you feel the happiness you deserve

• Also, when he does kiss you on the lips, both of your teeth will sometimes crash into each other which can be a little awkward sometimes..

• Anyway he does ask Tanjirou and Zenitsu for advices and stuff

• Once he gets more used to these kind of stuff, he gets better and better at it

• Just know that he also loves nose kisses from you

• It tickles him sometimes and his childish giggling when you do it is so cute!!

• He'll be like "Again." like a spoiled cute brat

Agatsuma Zenitsu

• He's very shy at kisses and panics a lot, a happy panic

• He gets so excited when you kiss him, he gets so red

• He loves feeling his lips on yours, it makes him feel safe and relieves his stress, you know?

• Like Tanjirou, he's also very thoughtful. He gives kisses because he loves you, and because that he knows that he will loose you someday, or the other way around

• He wants you to know how much he appreciates you!!

• He loves kissing your hand and lips

• He just loves the softness and warmth of your hand

• He would hold it and caress it gently first before giving it a little peck

• As for your lips, it's so soft

• The kisses are mostly gentle and quiet, you both just enjoying the moment

• The kisses are honestly so cute 🥺

• He's panicking inside though but again, happy panic 😎

• He would go on and ramble about it all the time with his friends Istg

Kamado Nezuko

• Since she's a demon, she sadly can't kiss you because of the bamboo thingy on her mouth :((

• Though, she would still try either way and just press the bamboo onto your lips which you find pretty funny and cute

• She will try kissing you no matter what >:C

• Anyways, she adores when you kiss her forehead

• It makes her feel loved and accepted since she's a demon

• She gets kinda impatient with kissing

• She wants it, she got it

• Manga spoiler btw!!

• When she was able to speak again, she kissed you literally everywhere and got so happy!

• She would actually kiss you non stop until she gave up

• She just loves you a lot okay?

• This cinnamon roll just needs her kisses

Shinazugawa Genya

• He might look tough and scary on the outside, but he's a total soft boy on the inside which is why I love him

• He'd be so red and shy when it comes to kisses, receiving and giving

• He'll be thinking about it for the whole day

• Like the kiss would not get out of his mind

• He would just hide his face embarrassed in the crook of your neck

• He actually loves your kisses so much

• They're so soft and warm

• He would chuckle and giggle sometimes

• Just like Zenitsu, he loves kissing your hand because they're soft and smol compared to his

• He'd be extra gentle and make sure not to mess up in any way

• He just wants to be perfect aww 🥺

[sailorhyunjinz]

I wonder how skz gon react to their s/o being extremely horny 24/7

YA KNOW WHAT lemme do a quick reaction on this because i can lmao

K BRRR QUICK REACTION BRAH (what is wrong with me istg)

also this is shit i havent written a reaction in forever, its just me blabbering rn ITS NOT EVEN A REACTION ITS CALLED HEADCANON CHERRY 

warnings; SMUT!!! explicit language, penetrative sex, mentions of rough sex.

bangchan

LOOK,,, not that he’s not horny but he likes it to be like all cute and romantic so when you’re like “ayo im horny, let’s have a quicky” he’s not so sure??

but thats out the window if you really rile him up by rubbing against him or whispering dirty things in his ear ;))

catch him when he’s frustrated and you will get the dick of your life

he just giggles whenever the two of you are in a normal situation and you just feel him up 

HE’S LIKE FROZEN CAUSE LIKE WTF IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO??

should he listen to the cute, innocent channie or the sex manic bangchan~?

also he doesnt sleep so if you’re horny during the night best believe that he will take care of you :((

minho

50% loves it, 50% tired

BOY WANTS SOME TIME OFF 

but like,,, most of the time he’s down

so annoyed if you keep on touching him even if he’s dead tired 

just angry noises as he snaps

“not my fault you want to be stuffed so bad”

but he wont give it to you too easily because he wants to see you all whiny and squirming

sadist by heart, what can i say?

just teasing you for hours by rubbing your inner thigh with his veiny hands OOF

im sure this mf could rail you wherever 

public bathrooms, changing rooms, the beach IDFK 

but hey,,,, be careful what you wish for because with this boy, you’re gonna get it ;))

changbin

SO DOWN FOR IT

mans got muscles and stamina to go for hours on end

he’s a horny mf i just feel it

omg imagine being fwb with changbin and the entire text conversations are just the two of you sexting

the occassional pictures YA KNOW

he’s addicted lets be honest

wants to fuck you whenever he can

always thinking about you naked or him manhandling you only to fuck you so hard you arent able to speak PLEASE-

you’re already hot in his eyes 

but this PHEW,,,, makes him weak everytime you beg him for his cock :((

hyunjin

this mf would tease you for it

“is my cock that good?” “insatiable little baby”

you hate him for it but ooof he always gives you what you want so he’s a sweetheart

he knows with just a simple look that you want him

or when you tug on his shirt impatiently in public

and him being the pretty boy he is gives it to you :((

omg you’re already horny 24/7 but this mf has the audacity to coax you even more

“could you massage my thighs y/n?”

“mhm, where??”

and then he grabs your hand and places it on his semi-erection

“here” 

BRUH GET THE FUCK OUT 

jisung

“ow my dick”

nah but he’s equally as horny if not even more!!!

horny!jisung agenda blossoming again

when he catches you watching porn its not the usual reaction, its more like;

“oh lemme join ;))”

the two of you have the same taste in porn HASHSHA couple goals

and,,,, it always leads to fucking like rabbits while the porn keeps playing in the background 

finds it very very hot that you’re always palming him through his pants 

wants you RIGHT THEN AND THERE

felix

at first he doesnt notice your horniness but he realised that you laughed extra hard whenever he said something that could be misinterpreted

“whats going on in that pretty head, hm?”

and you just continue laughing your ass off, shaking your head. 

but ooof when yall actually start having sex he’s like very much ok with it!

maybe not everytime you ask about it because poor baby already tired and just has to say no

but he feels bad everytime :(( because he feels like he cant pleasure you in the way you want :(((

sexual innuendos are yall’s love language

seungmin

poor pup would be more tired than anything ahsahsah

not to say that he doesnt like it but like he needs time to recover after nutting

and when you just poke him with the biggest doe eyes because you want more he just sighs lmao

but he lets you fuck him a lot since he just wants to lie down when he’s tired

he tries his best to match his sex drive with yours but BRUH HE’S TIRED

but he gets cuddles and lots of aftercare for the both of you and so those are the moments he cherishes the most :((

i feel like he has these weird bursts of sexual energy where he gets really horny just randomly, fucks you into the mattress and then acts as if nothing happened??

“you looked hot, what was i supposed to do?”

jeongin

ya know,,, the teenage hormones and growing up comes with a bunch of discovering to do 

and what better way to learn than to fuck all the time??

he has good stamina so,,, go ahead 

but like after a while he just falls apart 

BUT he’s a good boy so he would let you ride him eventhough he’s fucked off his mind

omg he’s all smiling and blushing, mumbling your name :((

“a-are you good, baby?” and he just nods softly

“more please” ASGAHSDFGAH

he can try so much with you!! and he loves that!!

when is cherry gonna make a regular mf reaction post?? we will never know,,,, NAH REQUESTS ARE PROBS GONNA OPEN SOOOON AH IM SORRY ITS TAKING SUCH TIME,,, exams yall :(((

[sheepwasfound]

dnf moments caught from within the chaos (every single one)

 march 10th george alt stream

 ***

first video:

00:11:40-00:12:30 "is that george from dreamhunt?"

00:20:37-00:21:10 g:"me and dream argue about the stupidest things"

(many good sap/gogy sibling moments! and then...)

00:26:49 dream joins in secret and george tries to figure it out

00:27:26 dream gives himself away with a chuckle

00:27:55-00:29:00 "i was watching George's stream, i didn't even know you were streaming"

00:34:08-00:34:45 lil uk travel ban talk

00:36:46 g:"'late nights in the middle of june' this is true x2"

00:37:52-00:38:10 1.5 inches elephant still on george's desk

00:40:56-00:41:12 dream chuckling going "george is so salty"

00:49:04 dream hasn't paid george the $1,000 from geoguessr

00:49:50 dream tries to get george to play geoguessr

00:50:18-00:50:45 george tells dream about dreamhunt guy

00:53:37 d:"im on literally negative sleep"

00:55:57 g:"'tell dream you love him' no."

00:56:27-00:57:00 g:"'george you're the hottest piece of ass in dreamhunt' is that true dream?", d:"maybe it is" + "you're such an idiot"

00:57:14-00:57:54 dream tries to think of who in one direction each one of them are, can't choose for george

00:59:12 d:"he's like the most annoying person on the planet" (prob cus he can't focus on chess cus of gogy)

01:17:36 sapnap doesn't reply to george, dream replies immediately

01:19:26-01:19:40 + 01:21:56-01:22:50 talking about george exposing dream for the s*x tiktok

01:24:13 g:"ok i'm gonna go get water. dream, entertain my stream."

01:29:55-01:32:00 george and sapnap argue over servers, simp dream settles it w/ a "coin flip" (rigged)

01:33:40-01:34:50 sapnap waited for dream to wake up for burger day, s:"george wishes he coulda been a part of that"

01:36:12 d:"i was actually writing lyrics this morning"

01:40:37-01:42:12 stonks talk g:"what do i invest in?" d:"me"

(dreamnap moments interval here...)

01:50:14 s:"should i tweet out a picture of your girlfriend george?", d:"it's gonna be like a picture of my yt icon"

01:52:11-01:52:43 d:"'dnf arc'? yeah maybe", g:"is it a joke to you?"

01:52:57-01:53:11 sapnap and dream don't send george good morning texts & it upsets him

01:53:13-01:53:45 george didn't laugh at dream's joke, so dream calls him out for not paying attention

01:53:51 g:"'pretty privilege is real and you have it!' is this true dream?" d:"yeah. yeah"

01:54:13-01:54:55 sapnap accusing george of having a girlfriend, g:“dream, should we just tell them?”

01:59:30-01:59:50 g:“’can you say bleepbleep dream?’ no i can’t say that”, d:”just say it. george.”

02:02:00 g:“’is it true quackity and dream constantly fight for your love?’ it’s true”

02:02:10-02:03:00 d:”we were in our, like, linked arc. except for opposites …attract”

02:03:30 dream starts going through his texts with george

02:04:30 d:”my favorite number is…one second, i’m pulling up my george contact”

02:05:35-02:06:20 dream reads out their texts about waking up at the same time & having s*x

02:06:33-02:08:00 george’s “ayo muffin man” text to dream where he asked if he could make a joke about dream’s cheating drama, d:”you were being a good friend”

02:07:02 g:”we don’t text that much” d:”we text, like, everyday, but…”

02:08:36 first video ends

***

second video:

00:10:35 george shoots dnf on a wall, d:”you’re so dumb”, s:”what?”, d:”george”

00:14:30 g:”dream come baaaaackk”

00:16:22 dream in the bg laughing alone “this text is so funny! this text is amazing” (note: he started going through their texts, like, 20 mins ago)

00:17:25-00:17:58 george’s first text to dream: “hi loser”, sapnap asking about his first text, d:”that’s different”

00:20:38-00:21:00 s:”maybe if you were watching my stream instead of watching george’s all the time” + s:“maybe if you weren’t in your, like, dnf arc all the time”

00:22:40-00:23:15 g:“’george and dream’s brotherly relationship is so iconic’ brotherly?”, d:”someone in chat said ‘the alabama arc’”

00:26:05-00:26:30 pickle dick g:”dick-…dip his hands in the pickle jar”

00:27:05 d:”you’re an idiot george, you’re such a, you’re such a dick”

00:30:29-00:41:45 discussion about covid travel rules and george going to florida, george heatedly going through every possible trick to get there but dream being responsible about it

00:34:00 g:”dream, get me a private jet”

00:34:56 g:”i’ll just stay”, d:”for how long?”, g:”forever.”

00:36:13 gnf charity for private jet and then george will grapple down from a helicopter, d:”you’re such an idiot x2”

00:36:51 g:”i’m not actually joking” + g:”no it’s not impossible!” *checks cost of a private jet*

00:38:20 d:”you need to double it cus you have to go back” g:”i’m not going back. i’m not going back”

00:38:38 about deportation g:”dream, you can just protect me dream, just don’t let them take me away”

00:39:29 about deportation g:”then what if i never go back, what if i just never go back?”

00:40:01 g:”wait i have an idea dream. what if you just married me?” s:”you’re not allowed to marry someone to get them in the country”, g:”well that’s not the only reason”

00:41:13 g:”’sounds like dream doesn’t wanna meet you’ yeah he doesn’t”

00:43:43 g:”to be fair you are in your silly goose arc”, d:”i’m not in any goose arc” *mutual giggling*

00:44:45-00:45:25 discussion about obama escorting george on his private jet

00:47:38 dono:“you visiting dream is not a no, it’s a not yet”

00:50:21 g:”’just admit it, you’re madly in love with dream and you’re using this as an excuse to marry him’ no. this is false”, g:”i’m in my hating dream arc right now” d:”well, i mean … it’s about to be in a different arc though”

00:50:40 finishing each other’s sentences

00:50:50 s:”i wish karl was here.”, s:”at least i would have someone to be like, in love with, jesus”

00:51:29 d:”sapnap third wheel arc” s:”you guys may flirt and stuff, but me and you have physical s*x” d:”oh my goddd, what the hell?! that’s too far!”

00:54:43 sapnap teasing george about being able to cuddle dream, g:”i don’t care, i don’t care”

00:56:27 george teasing sapnap about having a gf again, s:”you have a dream”

00:56:43 g:”should i play geoguessr?” d:”oh, yes!”

00:57:07 d:”i’m exhausted and i’m laying in bed” (but he’s still staying)

(00:58:30 geoguessr starts, they’re tired and argue a lot)

01:00:48 arguing about colors g:”well you’re wrong” d:”maybe- actually maybe i think that’s- actually you’re right”

01:03:27 george was going to do geoguessr with wilbur today, but is too tired now

01:07:55 d:”if you had asked, i would’ve told you” g:”i didn’t wanna ask, i did it myself” *sassy*

01:13:55 george missed dream’s joke and he called him out for it again

01:17:00 g:”i’m not buying a maid dress” d:*silence*

01:20:10 g:“’dream we need your support to get george in a maid dress’ what do you think dream?”, d:*silence*

01:21:53 g:”you know what dream? i trust you”, d:”no, don’t trust me!”

01:22:50 dono:”when you asked dream if you should wear a maid dress, the silence was so loud” d:*silence*

01:23:23 after george makes a dumb voice d:”why are you reading like that?”, d:”i’m about to leave” (spoiler: he doesn’t leave, just stops looking for 30 secs)

01:24:10 g:”what do you mean you’re not even looking?”, g:”why, do you hate me?”, d:”you were being in your annoying arc”

01:34:28 dono:”do you have a song that makes you think of dream?”, d:”probably heat waves”, + george saying he doesn’t think of dream when listening to songs and dream not buying it

01:36:40 dream replying for him that george’s most listened to travis scott song is goosebumps (aka “their song”)

01:39:50 george confirms goosebumps is his most listened to travis scott song

01:42:26 d:”this is the last game im playing with you”, d:”cus i don’t wanna play with you anymore” (spoiler: it’s not the last one)

01:45:52 g:”alright one more”, d:”no i said i’d-…ok fine whatever one more” (spoiler: it’s not just one more)

01:48:46 dream mishears that george is gonna kiss him

01:54:24 g:”alright here’s the last game guys”, d:”you keep saying that, you keep…leading me on”

01:57:02 d:”that was the last one”, g:”no we said we were ending on a win” (no they didn’t) g:”you can’t leeeeeave, you can’t leave! it’s not allowed”

01:58:17 dono:”what is a place you’ve always wanted to go?”, g:”idk”, d:”america”

01:59:27 g:”i just, i was like…aaaaaghhhhlldududu you know?”, d:”yeah, i do know”

02:05:00 d:”alright, i’m gonna head out”, g:”wait, wait just wait”, g:”why are you in your like salty era?”, d:”why are you in your clingy era?”, d:”i think it would make sense if i left when i want to”, g:”alright, well, leave then, see what happens, you’re gonna regret it, that’s all i know”

02:05:30 dream leaves the call but then immediately starts watching george’s stream until he ends (who’s the one in their clingy era?)

02:06:10 george talks about going to bed (dream’s already in bed so they’re synced once again) 

[firstkokon0is]

good 4 u chifuyu x f!reader

summary: you liked mikey since you saw him, and chifuyu your bestie knows about it but the thing is he also has feelings for you, what is he gnna do? keep on supporting you for mikey or tell his feelings

w: swearings, lil bit of angst but fluff in the end

“y/n, y/n!! oh man ur spacing out again” takemichi throws a little tantrum because you’re not being responsive

you cant focus well, mikey is just close by, with draken as usual.

god what should i do, i wouldn’t ran away again like the last time he approached me

you mentally panicked as mikey slowly approaching your way making every second slow for you

and its like…..

just like….

“yo! takemichy where ya going after school hmm??” with that your whole moment was destroyed, mikey just passed you by like you weren’t even there

im cursing you hanagaki takemichi who do you think you are!! what even are you and why you attach these people so muchh!!

those words of yours for takemichi never came out, he didn’t know that he’s being curse by now just because of mikey.

“oi y/n we need to go to chifuyu he’s taking us to baji-san’s place we’re gonna eat yakisoba” you didn’t even realize that mikey already left, you simply agree and followed him to chifuyu’s

you guys arrived on chifuyu and baji laughing at something, even tho they’re aware of you presences, you sat down beside chifuyu and takemichi sat down beside baji.

“woah you didn’t bring hina?” chifuyu started

“no she said she got a lot of assignments so…” takemichi replied

“whatta great boyfriend bruh, cant wait to be like this in the future” baji laughed

“yeah me too, well y/n why so quiet today huh” chifuyu turned his attention to you

“today sucks, fuck takemichi” you replied with a pout, then chifuyu looked at takemichi like he did something so bad

“tell me y/n did takemichi hit you?” chifuyu asked seriously while takemichi is quacking, scared as shit with a mix of confusion because, how did he made you feel bad

“nope, mikey ignored me for him, its my moment then he’s there im jealous why do you attach good looking boys so much takemichi, thats sus” you complained

“takeeemichiii sussyyy little bakaaa” said the very great troll baji, trying to make the situation more funnier, you laugh at his comment then imitates the among us theme as baji do the same

“nah seriously because takemichi attached me too” chifuyu suddenly commented, really making the situation into something funny

“ayo?” you and baji said in unison, looking at him while takemichi is just done, just fucking done

you guys walk and talk about some random shit, some teas about the famous people in your school until you guys arrived baji’s place, he’s home alone today so he invited you guys and eat yakisoba

chifuyu once again realized how quiet you are today, aside from earlier when you’re joking about among us with baji.

“you must be thinking alot about mikey-kun huh” chifuyu said, leaning his face on his palm and a small smile on his face

as much as he’s happy that you’re happy about mikey, the way when you see a glance of mikey you will smile, your smile is different with mikey, your smile reach heaven when its mikey.

but he also hates, when you’re realizing that mikey is not really interested, when you’re realizing you dont have a single chance, its just when you’re realizing, and someone like mikey wont give you the time and affection that you expected, while he, chifuyu himself can give you everything

but you wont even look at him

“yeah…” you responded thats it for both of you, you immediately changed the topic then baji and takemichi joined in the conversation, until you guys call it a day.

chifuyu offered to walk you home because its kinda dark now outside, plus some gangs might pull up randomly then beat you up for no reason

well that didn’t really happen, what im saying is when there’s chifuyu by your side that’s impossible.

“hey chifuyu…….lets say you like someone….even for you is it possible to like someone else? like you know they dont like you but are you gonna settle for that forever until they pick you because there’s no choice?”

that question hit him like a truck, he doesn’t know what to say, what to answer. especially you’re the one who asked him which made it so hard for him because its you, the one he likes but doesn’t like him back because there’s someone more better than him

“the fuck is that question” chifuyu said along with a chuckle trying to brush the question off, but he was responded with a silence, you were really serious about the question he thought.

“well uh….yes? but no too, because when u really like someone and you’re addicted to them, you tend to look fo them in a another person then lose feelings for them when you find something that isn’t similar to the person that you’re into”

he paused when you suddenly took his hand to go in the playground, both of you sat on a swing and you gave him a hum signaling that he can keep going

“so thats that, but being the second choice for the someone that i like is not bad…..yet heartbreaking because she cant get what she wanted, while i get what i wanted but not as i expected to be, y/n i dont wanna be a second choice my love is true its just i am not mike-” he was driven by his own words and emotions, didn’t even realize what he had said

he quickly turned his gaze to you with widen eyes, while you just look up the sky while smiling

“i see chifuyu……so you like me” you said

there are now tears building on chifuyu’s eyelids, until fat tears dropped down his cheeks, he doesn’t want you to know how he felt about you….because you will change

“okay, i’ve made my decision i am banned to say no to you chifuyu, but you need to prove me that you’re better than mikey, prove me that you can and will treat me right than mikey ”

you get off the swing and stand up, saying those words while looking at his teary yet shocked eyes

“good 4 you chifuyu, i am the one that you liked, i am not giving this opportunity just because i pity you, i am doing this because i know deep in my soul that you’re gonna treat me right, so prove it”

after those words a strong air blew that wiped chifuyu’s tears off his eyes, then he smirked also standing up and looked at you deep in the eyes

“y/n…..i just know you wont last long” he teased

“oh look who’s full of himself right now, just crying earlier because he accidentally confessed” you teased back earning a laugh from him

maybe he’s right, its the first time in a while that you didn’t think of mikey, just chifuyu

and maybe he’s right too, because by just the difference between him and mikey you know who to choose.

chifuyu.

[twinferns]

im very late but this is a rant ab tfatws ep 5

oopsies im a day late my bad

spoiler warning go watch it before you read

- i feel no sympathy for john walker, maybe if he didn't kill a man he wouldn't be in this situation

- i laughed out loud "you dont wanna do this" SIR YOURE SPEAKING TO THE WINTER SOLDIER AND THE FALCON THEYVE LITRERALLY FOUGHT THANOS TWICE anyways

- he just through bucky so hard his hand got electrocuted i- im very concerned and also mad

- HE JUST TRIED TO DECAPITATE SAM AFTER FEELING BAD AB DECAPITATING ANOTHER GUY WHAT

- walker saying that he's captain america enraged me. steve never once said anything like that. he always introduced himself as steve never as captain america - buck tossing the shield to sam yup yup

- sam rubbing the blood on the shield hurt

- this is not a drill torres is gonna be the next falcon

- are you kidding they're just giving him a slap on the wrist for murdering a man and causing an international crisis? i hate it here

- NO HOW DARE HE "they dont know what it takes to be captain america" THEN WHY DID STEVE NEVER MURDER SOMEONE IN COLD BLOOD YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A HUMAN

- random ass contessa? hello? i very much don't trust her

- great. karli is gonna blow something up probably

- IM SO PROUD OF BUCKY LOOK AT HIM plus ayo called him white wolf again this is good

- why do i feel bad for zemo?

- this part absolutely crushed me. first i wanna say that im super happy that marvel is fully leaning into the themes of racism. but isiah's story is horrible, and i fully understand why he's so cynical about sam being captain america. the fact that isiah got put in jail for the same thing steve was hailed a hero for is disgusting.

- i love sam with his family the domesticness of it is absolutely amazing

- bucky just lifting the thing i love it and i love him

- god i love sam and bucky's friendship, and seeing them work together on the boat absolutely warmed my heart

- 1940s bucky really came out when he flirted with sarah lmao

- the way bucky just casually lifts heavy things is sending me

- LMAO PLEASE "i dont always think of it immediately... im right handed" i love bucky why is he so awkward

- walker just straight up lied to lamar's family?? like he knows nico didn't kill lamar, and karli killed him and he lied?? screw him

- i feel so awful for lamar's family

- sharon is incredibly suspicious why tf is she talking to batroc

- bucky's face when he sees the kids im so soft

- sam's lil "she's a very mean person" PLEASE

- bucky and sam training together is giving me life, i love the little triangle they're making with the shield also it's incredibly hot when either of the catch the shield

- bucky apologizing i think was much needed. it wasn't that he was bigotted or racist in any way, but he was just unaware, and that apology was necessary for both sam and character development

- SAM TRAINING MONTAGE THIS IS NOT A DRILL - anyone else notice how sam consistently runs on the left

- you know i very much enjoy watching government officials get what they deserve

- now that tony is dead the wakandans just decided to outfit everyone with cool tech and im loving it

- END CREDIT SCENE I NEARLY MISSED IT - walker really said five minute crafts huh

[bumblesimagines]

Green Thumb

Part 14

Request: Yes or No

TW: Vision dying, the snap victims

Did I almost cry while writing this? Hell ya lmao I had to watch the movie in order to get everything right but im also just a big crybaby lol

Three for the price of one? More likely than you think

~

You gently leaned Vision against a branch, taking a seat beside him. You looked over at Wanda as she landed nearby. She rushed over to you and Vision.

"Are you two okay?" Wanda asked softly, placing a gentle hand on Visions cheek. He groaned in pain, hand going to the Mind Stone. You frowned, touching his arm.

"What? What is it?" Wanda asked, watching him in concern.

"He's here." Vision breathed out, looking around in a panic. You swallowed, a chill running down your spine. Wanda stared at him, a shakey breath leaving her. The team quickly grouped, keeping an eye out for Thanos. You met Buckys gaze, giving him a tired smile as he helped you up.

"You alright?" He asked. You nodded, leaning against him. You noticed movement, turning your head and seeing the giant. You took a small step away from Bucky, watching him.

"Cap... That's him." Bruce confirmed. Steve nodded, beginning to walk towards him. You watched as he effortlessly took out everyone. You glanced back at Wanda and Vision as Vision tried convincing her to destroy the stone. You frowned, looking forward.

"(Y/N)." Bucky grabbed your arm, frowning. You looked at him, offering a small smile.

"We'll be fine, Bucky." You assured before you walked forward, looking at Thanos. You raised your hands, making roots grab onto Thanos. They wrapped around his arms and neck, pulling back. Even if they didn't stop him, it saved Wanda time. You lowered one hand, crouching down and picking up the dagger. Thanos grunted, struggling against the roots. He lunged forward, the roots snapping.

"Oh, shit." You breathed out. You were close enough to stab the side of his stomach before he grabbed your shoulder, tossing you aside and throwing the dagger as well. You were thrown against a tree, making it snap.

"Fuck!" You grunted, head spinning. You shut your eyes tightly, opening them and seeing Wanda using her powers in the Mind Stone. She cried but didn't stop until it finally broke, sending a blast through the area. You looked up, watching Thanos approach Wanda.

"I know how you feel." Thanos said sympathetically. Wanda glared up at him through watery eyes.

"You could never." She whispered. Thanos gently patted her head, continuing towards where Vision once was. He rewound time so Vision was slowly constructed again.

"No!" Wanda screamed, running forward but she was thrown back. Thanos picked Vision up by the throat, pulling the Mind Stone out of his forehead. Your throat went dry as Vsion turned gray and limp. Thor finally appeared, throwing his axe in Thanos chest. You slowly crawled towards Wanda, brushing her hair out of her face.

"Wanda?" You stared down at her, trying to blink away tears. Wanda slowly sat up, a horrified gasp leaving her when she saw Vision. You looked up, seeing Thanos half burnt body and half destroyed gauntlet. He made a portal, going through it before anyone could react.

"Vision.." Wanda whimpered.

"Steve? (Y/N)?" You turned towards Bucky, eyes widening as he fell, turning to dust.

"Bucky?" You called out softly, watching Steve touch the dust in shock.

"Sam?" You called out in a panic, standing up and looking around.

"I'm here." Sam stood, stumbling forward but he fell, turning into a pile of dust.

"(Y/N).." Wanda whispered, making you turn to look at her. She turned to dust as well, panicked breaths leaving you.

"Where are they? What's going on?" You asked with a trembling voice, tears beginning to slip down your cheeks.

"He did it." Steve whispered. You furrowed your brows, making eye contact with Natasha. She frowned, approaching you.

"Oh, baby.." She whispered, giving you a tight hug. You hugged her back, mind racing. You suddenly pulled back.

"Mom and dad.." You breathed out. Natasha's lips parted, nodding. Steve slowly stood, picking Visions body up. The team made their way to the city. Okoye met up with the remaining Dora Milaje, telling them the news of T'Challa. By the time you all reached the city, T'Challa's mother and sister had gotten word. The Queen Mother greeted you and the team with a solemn look on her face. You could tell she was trying to stay strong and fight back tears.

"I need to go see them." You said quietly. Ramonda had Ayo take you and Natasha to a jet. Ayo held a strong face though her eyes were watered as she piloted. Natasha placed a gentle hand on your shoulder. You stayed silent, staring at the floor. Your mind went blank, trying to focus on calming yourself down. You and Natasha were dropped off at the farm. You felt immense relief upon seeing Clint, running towards him.

"Clint!"

(Y/N), oh thank god!" Clint quickly caught you, arms tightly wrapping around you. You couldn't stop the sobs that wrecked your body, legs buckling beneath you. You and Clint fell to the ground, still holding onto each other.

"They're gone.." You whispered, sniffling afterward as your body trembled.

"Bucky, Sam, Vision, Wanda.. All of them.. They just.. They just turned to dust." You told him in a shakey voice as you pulled back. You could literally see Clints heart break in half. You sniffled, noticing hotdogs on the bench outside.

"Where's mom?" You asked softly, looking at Clint. He stayed silent, staring at the ground. Your brows furrowed as you stared at him.

"Dad?"

"They're gone too, aren't they?" Natasha asked softly, standing behind you. Your face dropped, staring at him as your bottom lip trembled.

"No, no.. They can't.. They couldn't have.." You stood up, stumbling slightly. You glanced at the bench, walking towards the house.

"Mom? Lila? Cooper? Nate?" You called into the empty house, searching for your family. Every room downstairs was empty. You quickly went upstairs, almost tripping as you entered each room. Cooper and Lila's rooms were as messy as always but with no sign of them. You entered Nathaniels' room, almost stepping on a drawing of his. You reached down, picking it up with shakey hands.

"Oh, Nate.." It was of the whole family. It was poorly drawn but it was easy to tell who was who. Tear drops fell onto the paper. You walked towards your room, sitting on the bed. You held tightly into the drawing, holding it against your chest as you cried. You took in short breaths and closed your eyes, letting out a scream full of anger, sadness, and exhaustion. When you opened your eyes, you saw most of your room covered in ice.

"I'm so fucking tired.." You whispered, watching the ice slowly retract.

"I can't have one good thing without it being taken." You muttered, looking out the window. Natasha comfored Clint, most likely having explained everything to him. Natasha left not long after, taking a motorcycle. You licked your lips, hearing Clint step inside the house. It was too silent. You were so used to hearing Laura talking or humming along to whatever song played on the radio, Cooper attempt to teach Nate new words, Lila ask Clint about his work as Hawkeye. You heard Clint heavy footsteps head up the stairs and stop at your door.

"You should take a break from work." Clint said quietly. You kept your stare on the window, mind blank again.

"Okay.." You heard Clint walk away from your room, heading back downstairs. You let out a shakey sigh, reaching out to the device you used to speak to Bucky with. You clicked on the button.

Calling White Wolf...

Call failed.

Your jaw clenched, eyes watering again. Your brows furrowed, noticing one option appear.

Replay previous calls?

You hesitantly clicked on it, brows lifted and lips parting as recordings of all the calls you made with Bucky appeared. You could listen to his voice and see his face again on repeat. You felt some sense of relief. You stood up, grabbing some clothes and a towel. You entered the bathroom, stripping and grunting softly. You turned around, looking at the mirror.

"Fuck.." You breathed out, seeing the bruises. You sighed, turning on the shower and waiting for it to heat. You entered, standing under the water. You watched the blood and dirt go down the drain, slightly leaning against the wall.

"What the hell are we gonna do now?" You closed your eyes, running a hand over your face. You licked your lips, finishing your shower and getting out. You carefully dried off, changing and stepping out. You grabbed your phone, checking the news. Half of Earths' population gone. There was confusion, chaos, and fear.

"Where the fuck is Tony?" You asked yourself, noticing some articles about him missing. They had been published before people turned to dust. You clicked on the video, watching it.

"Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man, was last seen in his suit flying towards what appeared to be a space ship. Since then, he has not made an appearance and his future wife, Pepper Potts, has neither denied or confirmed his disappearance."

"This is a big fat shit show." You whispered, turning off your phone and standing up. You left your room, heading down the steps and seeing Clint staring at Lilas' old toy bunny.

"I didn't know Tony was getting married." You said quietly, watching him. Clint gave an amused smirk, nodding as he looked at you.

"Neither of us were invited.. Wonder why." Clint said softly. You approached him, sitting beside him and leaning against him.

"At least we have each other."

~

Tags: @geek-and-proud @wolfelocksley

[starlight-writes-stuff]

Hey lovey! Could I request a mcyt headcanon thing of how they each are in bed?

hi angel , and of course ! as always im sorry this took forever lmao . hope u enjoy (((:

AYO LOOK AT THESE : smut ! rough sex , choking , scratching , hair pulling , breeding / unprotected sex (wrp it b4 u tap it , bbys) , overstimulation , light bondage , i think thats all (:

reblogs are always appreciated <3

dream :

out of all the feral boys dream is the roughest for sure

it's all his gamer rage coming out

he truly has to control himself  / hold back

because he wants to fuck you until you cant remember your own name

but doesnt want to break you

he’s not the biggest fan or foreplay , only because he’d much rather feel you wrapped around him

but he loves to go down on you

would prep you with his fingers because lord knows you’ll need it

and once you started to squirm he’d get so cocky

“if you cant take my fingers , you definitely cant take all of me, baby .”

so many pet names - baby , kitten , pretty girl , bunny , bun , my little whore

he’d make you cum twice on his fingers alone

and wouldn’t fuck you until he was aching for any sort of stimulation

wouldn’t use protection (w your consent !!!)

the thought of his cum deep inside you , painting your insides … it fucks him UP

you KNOW clay would be the motherfucker to slap his dick on your pussy

would groan at the sound of how wet you were for him

he’d run the tip of his cock through your folds and collect your arousal

until you were begging him to fuck you - and even then he’d wait a moment longer

he’d ease in slowly , making sure you felt every single inch 

and would praise the FUCK out of you

“look so pretty taking my cock , bunny”

he’d stop to let you adjust to his length, but he’d be so arrogant as you bucked your hips

“want more , sweet thing ?”

you’d just nod , the pressure building in your tummy too much to produce words

and clay would grab at your chin so fuCKING agressivley

“i asked you a question , whore .”

he would just ruin you (in the most respectful way possible)

you’d cum for the third time within mere seconds

the room would be filled with the sound of harsh , slapping skin

you moans mixing with his - it was like a symphony to him

at some point your legs would go completely limp from the shear amount of pleasure clay was providing

and he’d circle an arm around your hips , holding your body to his as you came yet again

he’d get progressively less vocal as he approached his high , his raspy moans turning to rough growls and groans

and he’d bury himself deep inside of you as he came , muttering scratchy praises into the crook of your neck

as you and clay started to come down together it would be a complete 180

he’d pull out so gently , watching the way his cum dripped out of you

and would press sweet , tender kisses to every inch of skin he could get his mouth on

clay would run soft fingers over every bruise , every mark he left on your skin

admiring his work

he loves the way you look after sex - all fucked out and dewy eyed

would wet a washcloth with warm water and clean you up while murmuring over and over how much he loved you

the two of you would fall asleep pretty quickly after in a tangled mess of limbs

sex with him is quite the workout

george :

gogs <3

i have many thoughts on this subject yall

wakin up in the mornin , thinkin about so many things

would LOVE foreplay

something about being so intimate but not actually fucking is so <3 to him

he loves every single moment of it

starting from when a simple peck turns to something deeper

george’s tongue rolling over yours as he cups a hand under your jaw 

would do the thumb thing™ on your cheek

his free hand would roam up and down the curve of your hips

then up and under your shirt

the way that your breath hitched would make him sh i v e r

and george would start kissing down your neck and over your jaw to your neck

loves hickeys

and biting you

he’d take yall to some place soft if you weren’t already there and start to undress you

adores the action of getting you out of your clothes and insists on taking your shirt off himself

is obsessed w your titties

rolling your nipples between his fingers

sucking on the sensitive nubs , flicking his tongue over them until you could cry from pleasure

then leaves sloppy , hot kisses all the way down your body

is so good with his hands

knows the exact way to curl his fingers inside you

and is very good at keeping a rhythm that pushes you over the edge

but truly have you seen that boys hands because like

he’s all about pleasuring you in bed

it's his number one priority

and he knows your body incredibly well

the boy knows how to make you cum without even trying

yall have experimented and figured out what feels best

and he’s perfected those techniques

on the non physical side of things however

sex with george would be s i n f u l

the things he would say to you …

and in his fucking ACCENT no less

starlight has a voice kink

god he would talk so fucking dirty

the filthiest things falling from his lips as he’s thrusting in and out of you

he’d be so vocal

“just like that , love ,” he’d pant before throwing his head back

his fingers would dig into your hips as his moans turned to whimpers

the two of you would reach your highs one after the other

but george always makes sure that you finish first

sapnap :

we’re just gonna address this right away

daddy kink

(“call me big daddy” , sapdaddy , need i say more ?)

pretty dominant but not necessarily aggressive

more mentally dominant if that makes any sense ???

wants you so far in subspace that you’re all his

dumbification is so hot to him

“baby doll , darlin’ , sweet girl”

degrades you but in a soft way :,)

“look so pretty on my cock , whore”

“my sweet little slut , taking me so well”

spits in your mouth and holds your jaw until you swallow

loves to fuck your throat

literally uses your mouth as his personal fleshlight

hold your hair up for you bc he’s a gentleman

but would rather have it in pigtails

thrusts into your mouth hhhhhhhhhh

wants to see mascara tears and won't stop until he does

loves to give you facials

then takes 1476592837310982 pictures of you like that

his my eyes only on snap is 99% your face painted with his cum

honestly likes to cum anywhere he can see it

tits

backshots

on your stomach

l o v e s your thighs

and yall have absolutely done thigh jobs

would fuck you until you cried then marvel at the look of your tears

because you look so pretty when you’re entirely overwhelmed by pleasure

your face flushed a pretty pink 

eyes watering with crystal clear drops

then would make you cum again

“one more , sweet girl , you can take one more”

and you’d just nod , so deep into subspace that he words were like spells

how could you say no to him ?

aftercare KING though , would take such good care of you

would run you two a warm bath and carry you to the tub

bc lord knows you cant walk after him

and he’d run his hands allllll over your body , soothing any rough marks he may have left

at the end of the day he absolutely worships you

karl : 

karl jacobs , love of starlight’s life

i just think that he <3

karl has stated that he’s on the ace spectrum

so i think that sex with him wouldn’t be near as much about physicality

its about the intimacy and connection that comes with that for yall

and mans would make you feel so loved ,,,

he’d kiss every single inch of your body

and hold you so close to him as you two were getting undressed

loves kisses when yall are shirtless

because he can feel your heartbeat on his

and they sync up the longer u lay there

would go down on you for hours if he could holy fuck

he loves eating you out , drawing pretty moans from your lips

and is so good at it bye .

he can easily make you cum with just his skilled tongue

and fucks you with it i-

one of his favorite feelings in the world is your thighs tightening around his head

and your hands tugging at his hair as he makes you come undone over and over

you’re his favorite taste in the entire world

sex with karl would be sweet and soft and so so so intimate

it would be so loving

he’d have you look him in his eyes as he slid in

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnggngngnngngnngggggggg

and would stay buried deep inside you , not moving  until you adjusted to him

karl’s packing i just know it 

moans your name quite a lot

and murmurs how much he loves you , everything he loves about you inbetween thrusts

he’d hold your hands while you two made love

his grip tightening as he got closer

karl would make DAMN sure you came first

but loves cumming at the same time if you can hold off for him

the two of you would stay like that , chest to chest for a while after your highs

karl still tucked inside you

he’d love cockwarming dont @ me

is a fluffy mess after sex and always wants to fall asleep after

with you in his arms

quackity :

sex with alex >>>>>>

yes

please

he’d be . so fucking good . at everything he did .

alex loves foreplay

lapdances

bc he’s so obsessed with your body

and having you put on a show just for him ?

turns him on like nothing else in the world

lets you show off for as long as possible before he finally picks you up and throws you on the bed

hands hands hands

alex is so skilled with his fingers and knows how to hit all the best spots

has absolutely made you squirt on his fingers and is so cocky about it

has you hold eye contact while he eats you out

and the minute you break it , he stops

would have his dick in your mouth 24/7 if he could

and loves the way you look with your tongue swirling around him

keeps a hand on the back of your head and pushes down so gently

alex is definitely a soft dom

when he cant hold off from fucking you any longer he’s no stranger to tying your hands up

usually with his belt

fucks you in missionary with your legs over his shoulders

but also loves when you're on top

alex is a titty guy

such a boob guy

and absolutely covers your chest in hickeys and bite marks

getting to play with them while you ride him ?? heaven

once your hips give out from feeling so good , alex would lift you up and thrust into you

his fingertips digging into your skin , leaving pretty purple bruises

would play with your clit as he fucks up into you

“cum for me , princess”

loves cumming inside you

breeding kink

just saying

and watching it drip out of your pussy gets him hard all over again

his voice goes so deep while he moans

and calls you pretty names in spanish

vvvv vocal and loves when you match that

“show me how good im making you feel , baby”