#Aether x mob

[blunderland]

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Kong | Aether/Nobushi Characters (Genshin Impact) Characters: Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Nobushi Characters (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: NSFW, Dubious Consent, Horny Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Gangbang, Foursome - M/M/M/M, Slut Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Cock Slut Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Belly Bulge, cum kink, Bottom Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Sub Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Double Penetration, Anal Sex, Double Anal Penetration, Face-Fucking, No Plot/Plotless, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Rough Sex, No Paimon (Genshin Impact), Aether just wants dick and to be filled with cum, Mob x aether, Nobushi - Freeform, Nobushi x Aether, Aether is a bottom in all my fanfics sorry not sorry, Implied triple penetration, OOC Aether, aether is just some sex toy in this series, Moaning, multiple mentions of cum, please read the tags before proceeding, I need to expand my vocabulary Series: Part 1 of Inside Aether Summary:

“Don’t sleep just yet, pretty boy.” One of the nobushi said with a malicious lick of his lips as he spread Aether’s legs as wide as possible. “The fun’s not over.”

[idkfitememate]

A Boar? In This Economy? Pt. 3

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૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა Pairings : GN! Boar Reader x Mondstadt (Genshin World)

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໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ Tags/CW&TW : Fluff to angst to fluff again, crack

You thought that the interaction you had with the boys would be enough to satiate you for a long while.

Well you were wrong.

Because now all you wanted to do was go into Mondstadt and see everyone.

There was one thing holding you back, however…

…And that was wondering where the story was.

Now, you unironically had been getting “vIsIoNs Of ThE fUtUrE”, or rather the updates and current story as it continued in your world.

Your world…

Shaking off the slight homesickness, continued on your mission. Finding out where ever which ever sibling was in the story.

What you weren’t expecting however was to watch a Paimon being fished out by a hungry looking Aether.

Oh Gods.

Oh Fuck.

THE STORY HASN’T EVEN STARTED????

This is new, considering that in nearly every fic about the SAGAU the story was up to the current update or it had stopped all together.

… Did you mention that you were a vivid reader of fanfiction? And player of Genshin? Because you were.

Tiptoeing backwards, you suddenly hear the shrill voice of a certain fairy… as in fairly large pain in your ass-

“Oh! If you’re really hungry you should go hunt that boar right there! I’ve never seen a painted one though…”

OH SHIT OH FUCK-

You ran away before the blonde could even turn around, hearing Paimon’s voice call out for you to stand still. No you weren’t gonna stand still!

You continued to run, cursing yourself out in your head for being noticed.

You were happy where you were! With your family! You already interacted with Mondstadt in the form of Razor and Bennet, that was enough!

You rushed deeper and deeper into the forest, stopping when you noticed your family ahead. Trotting before them, you laid down in front of the fire.

Ever since finding you, they refused to eat boar meat, switching to fox and bird so you wouldn’t have to sit and watch them cook something that looked like you, which was nice.

Right now they were roasting a bird over the fire, spices filling your nose as you curled up around it. Another change was the increase of Mita and Lawa and samachurls at the camp. Two of each element for each type of churl to protect the camp, and you.

This was also true for other mobs. Slimes and Whopperflowers, anything else in the immediate area. The number was upped.

And with your heightened heart rate?

The number only went up.

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍰🍦🍫୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

By now, Aether and the small girl he had come to find was named Paimon had already cleared out a Hilichurl camp with the Outrider of Mondstadt, Amber.

Wiping sweat off her forehead, she turned to the duo.

“For some reason, the number of Hilichurl camps has been growing rapidly in the past year, even more so than before. Your help is immensely appreciated!” She said, sighing.

Aether only stood by before speaking up.

“Have you seen a painted boar around here?” He questioned.

“Oh! Yeah! The Boar of the Wilds! Yeah, quite the trouble maker they are. They’re a weird boar too, sticking around Hilichurls and the such. But they help the kids so we don’t see them as too much of a threat. Why?” Amber smiled as she turned around to face the Traveler, who was glaring at a now heavily sweating Paimon.

“No reason…” He said through grit teeth, making Paimon shake and mutter something about ‘not knowing’ or something of the sort.

“Well anyway, let’s get you into the city Traveler!”

And with that, the trio continued on their walk, unaware of the slime watching them.

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍪🍮🧁୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

So you really are at the start of the story.

You paced around the fire as your family watched sitting cross legged.

You had two options:

1. Travel with Aether and see all 7 nations.

Or

2. Stay where you are and live with your family till the story ends.

Your first instinct was, of course, to stay with your family. You had built a life here, no matter how crude.

Your family cared for you and you them. These specific mobs were going to live on in your heart and you’d be damned if you’d leave them. Because if you did, the odds of travelers and others of that nature might find them and…

Well you didn’t want to think of what’d happen.

You shook you head and snorted, pacing faster. You ignored the worried cries of those around you as you continued to think.

Now that the story started, that meant that shit was about the hit the fan.

You had noticed a lack of Divalin, and more windstorms. With how happy things had been, you tired to ignore it.

Ignore the signs.

But a small voice in the background of your head had told you.

It told you that the story had started. That you’d have to do something.

But if you did you’d mess up the whole story, and then you wouldn’t be able to predict what happens next and you’d loose all sense of control you felt you’d had.

The abyss.

You glanced back at your family.

One thing you made sure of was that there were no Abyss Mages around. Without them, your family was more than docile around humans, not truly seeing a reason to hurt them without cause.

When they would try to reverse the curse… if you left your family…

…

…

… You rammed into a tree.

Small screams erupted from them as the tree tilted over and fell, the top splintered from the bottom where you rammed it. Letting out a loud squeal, you rammed into another.

Why was this so difficult??

On the one hand, with your knowledge you could probably make so many lives better and easier!

But on the other, after you help one, it could cause a ripple effect and make you loose your grasp on what was happening, leaving you unable to help.

And with cautious you were, you didn’t even know if you’d come back if you’d die!

Would you be willing to die for these people?

Another tree fell.

You’d die easier than a human, what happens if you die.

What happens if you’re forced to leave your family?!

You rammed another tree.

Your breathing quickened and your eyes started to water.

The wind began to pick up.

When your hooves made contact with the ground, the earth rumbled.

You could no longer hear the shouts and cries of those around you.

What would happen when you died?

Would your blood be gold?

More trees fell.

Your eyes were blurred with tears.

You were barreling through the Forrest at this point, mind of every type crying out to you.

Crying out for you to stop.

You didn’t want to die.

But others would die for you.

You could stop so much.

… You could’ve stopped so much.

When the thought hit that while you’ve been messing around for just over a year, people were getting hurt, you ran faster, and hit harder.

The wind whipped harder. When you looked up you noticed Stormterror and Aether fighting above the city.

Had you been so caught up in your own stupid emotions that you failed to notice the city closest to you was under attack?!

How fucking STUPID could you be?!?!

You rammed harshly into a large tree, being stopped by both the winds of Teyvat and the sheer thickness of the tree.

Shaking your head you looked up.

… The Symbol of Mondstadt’s Hero.

You had ran all the way to Windrise.

Hiccups forced their way out of snout and tears poured out of your eyes.

You sobbed.

Everything was blurry and your ears were ringing. You were tired of thinking.

You barely registered the Pyro Samachurl laying a churl blanket around your back while warming it.

More and more mobs surrounded your sobbing form and slowly cuddled around you. Warming you.

And eventually, you fell asleep under the large and warm pile of Hilichurls, Mitachurls, Lawachurls, Samachurls, Slimes, Whopperflowers, other boars, foxes, and birds.

You were safe. You were loved.

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍰🍧🍮୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

“You have to check it out! I understand that the main issue is The Stormterror, but Miss. Jean! It’s a large pile of monsters and animals! This could pose a great threat!”

The distressed traveler continued to rant at the Acting Grand Master, causing her to sigh.

Everything lately had been so stressful, even with the help of the Blonde Traveler. Currently they were with Lisa at The Temple of the Lion.

She genuinely, truly didn’t want to ask them to help with this.

So she decided to check it out on her own.

Standing from her desk, she walked around to shake the hand of the now silent traveler.

“Don’t worry. I’ll check it out and do what I can to help in the situation.”

She was met with many thanks from them as they shook her hand up and down with vigor.

Lord Barbatos she was tired…

Making sure she was all ready to go and had her trusty Aquila Favonia, and headed out.

Nodding at everyone she passed, she quickly made her way out of the city and towards the place of interest.

The place said to be the historical ground of her hero, Vanessa’s ascension to Celestia.

The Symbol of Mondstadt’s Hero, Windrise.

Running her way over, it was very apparent that the Traveler was not kidding. She could see the large multicolored blob from where she was, though it wasn’t moving.

The thing had just recently appeared, but that didn’t change the fact that this was still dangerous.

Creeping towards the pile, she was met with the cacophonous sound of snores from monster and animal alike.

And she was now confused.

Never in Jean’s life had she ever seen a fox curled around a Sawachurl. Or a bird sleeping peacefully on a Lawachurl. Or boars cuddled up with Mita and Hilichurls.

Wait.

Boars cuddled up with… oh.

Sighing she readied her sword to attack and find where that boar was under all this, before a Frostarm Lawachurl shook itself awake. The sudden movement startled her and she was met with the blank carved eyes of its mask boring into hers.

The two stared for a bit, before it huffed and laid back down, cuddling into a Blazing Axe Mitachurl who was… well… cuddling it’s still-red-but-put-out axe.

Jean was bewildered at the interaction, standing from her attack position. Looking more, she took a risk.

She stepped forward.

She was met with whirrling of a Ruin Guard starting up.

If what she was thinking was true, then why was anything of Ruin here?! The boar hadn’t been known to wander into any of the shrines or otherwise where they may have been found!

She was met with a Guard turning to her. Again she readied for an attack.

Only to be met with small ‘beeps’ and ‘boops’.

It, like the Lawachurl only glanced at her, before lying back down.

Okay, what was going on?!

Now she just decided to walk through the large crowd, though through is a strong word. On was more like it.

And as she got closer to the large Oak tree, she noticed the dip right at its trunk. The pile only got larger, and when she got to the trunk, there was a large divet. Jumping down, she was met with the culprit she thought she’d meet.

The boar.

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍬🍧🍦୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

Being shaken awake was not what you wanted right now.

Groaning and huffing, you tired to push the hand off, only causing it or come back and push harder.

You continued to shove it off until it finally stopped. You sighed in relief and snuggled back into the warmth around you, falling back asleep.

At least, until you heard the scared cries of a Sawachurl.

Cracking your eyes open you immediately notice an angered(??) Jean standing over you and a Pyro Sawachurl. And she was directing that anger(???) towards the small churl.

Oh. Hell. No.

Jumping up you lightly but into her. Though your ‘light but’ sent her crashing into the large wall of bodies behind her.

Which started to wake up the large pile.

Animals and monsters grunted and groaned as Jean stood in shock at the ripple effect of your actions.

You were just watching a fox climb up the tree in interest.

The whole pile had woken up, standing confused at you and the only human. Jean was noticeable tense.

Shaking off the blanket, you snorted, grunted and oinked into the crowd. And after a moment, they began to disperse, much to Jean’s amazement.

“How did you… anyway. You can’t do… this anymore, alright? I don’t understand how you got these monsters and otherwise to not attack humans but I’ll have you know that you gave passing travelers quite the scare. You understand, right?” Jean asked.

You stood and gently nodded, still tired and slightly overwhelmed by past thoughts.

She sighed and made a decision.

Walking behind you - making you look at her with interest - she wrapped her hands around your midsection and picked you up, causing you to struggle.

Your distressed squeals filled the air as she began to explain. “I just - ngh - need to keep an eye on - hey watch it! - keep an eye on you - ow!” Her words were interrupted by your squirming and moving in her arms, but at her words you slowed.

… Right. The Stormterror situation.

She looked down with concern when she noticed you no longer struggling - she was expecting a fight the whole way - and was startled by the far off look in your eye.

Sucking it up, she began to carry you back to The Knights of Favonius Headquarters.

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍩🍬🍨୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

Seeing you in the office was not what Kaeya was expecting.

Having never met you personally but hearing stories around the city, seeing you in Jeans office sat beside her desk was a surreal experience.

The only reason he was here and not waiting for the Traveler was because he had been told the Jean had left, and with Lisa also not there, he was in charge for the moment.

Was he just a bit pissy that he was the only asked after they realized Lisa was gone?

… No comment.

But by the time he got back it didn’t matter because Jean and… you were already there.

He barely got a word in anyway because the door swung open with the Librarian and Traveler in tow.

“We’re back!~” Called Lisa. Aether stood behind her, red in the face. Kaeya wasn’t shocked with how… sultry she could be.

She was definitely an acquired taste, that was for sure.

But the moment of peace was broken by your loud squeals and oinks of distress, and the blue-coded man noticed you were looking at their new blonde friend.

And when you got up to start running, he made a split second decision.

He dove for you.

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍯🍡🍫୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

A sharp crack was heard when your hoof made contact with Kaeya’s face.

You stood startled for a moment, before making eye contact with Aether again and panicking all over again.

You hadn’t made your decision!

You thought you’d at least get until he finished the Main Story Quest to make your decision!

Your panicking and running form was confined to the room as Jean commanded the doors be shut and locked from the outside.

This choice was made clear after you made a b-line for the door and rammed into it. You stumbled a bit for a second before running around again.

Using any kind of Vision or otherwise was immediately out of the picture due to the confined space and bunches of important documents and books in the vicinity.

Jean also tried to make a grab out you, which worked for a second… until you infused your body with Electro, shocking the shit out of her.

Now they had no clue what to do.

Well wait… nevermind.

Trying to coral you was the best bet.

And that’s what they did. But that just made you more wild.

Didn’t they ever hear the saying “A cornered animal will fight twice as hard.”?

Because that’s exactly what happened.

You rammed into walls and windows, no longer squealing but screaming.

It sounded sickeningly human to them.

You rammed past them and into the desk, causing a sharp letter opener to fall onto you.

Slicing your skin and making you bleed.

Gold.

It shined as you collapsed to the floor. Shaking and crying. Tired and hungry.

Those who were awake - you knocked out Kaeya - stood in shock as you continued to cry.

Lisa silently traced the paint on your fur. It’s swirling patters that, now that she saw them and was analyzing them anyway, looked like the patterns that lined the statues of their Creator.

Jean finally thought about your odd relationship with the creatures of Teyvat. How they listened to you and became docile in your presence. How they payed attention to only you and never harmed humans when around you. You calmed them. Like the Creator.

Paimon - who watched the ordeal from a corner in fear - put together how the fauna blocked Aether from reaching you and how the wind seemed to boost you away from the duo. How Teyvat seemed to help you. Much like it would the creator.

Jean and Lisa turned to each other. They just thought you had a weird mutation or something of the sort! Maybe even a vision! Would be the first time an animal got given a vision but that’s what they chalked it up to!

But this… they thought of who they thought was the Creator who was sitting on their throne right now, enjoying the finer things in life.

They were… lying?

The person they had been worshipping for.. years now.. was FUCKING LYING?!?!

Jean dropped to her knees and Lisa shook.

A whispered murmur left Paimon’s lips which startled Aether.

“The Creator…”

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍰🍩🍯୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

Waking up in the med bay of The Knights of Favonius Headquarters was not what you were expecting.

A bandage was wrapped around your midsection and a guard was stationed at your door.

The most shocking thing however, was that every Vision Holder in Mondstadt - including the Traveler - was in your room.

Even Albedo and Eula.

Shaking and coughing alerted them to your now awake status. Those who were seated now stood.

You noted the bandage on Kaeya’s chin and felt bad.

Though that quickly turned to confusion when everyone - again, including Aether - bowed.

Then that confusion turned to fear as they spoke in unison.

“Our humblest greetings, O’ great Creator.”

…Shit.

໒꒰ྀི˶˙Ⱉ˙˶꒱ྀིა Author’s note : And that is Pt. 3! The reason I’m gonna leave it like this is because I like open to interpretation stories, plus requests are still very open! So endings are entirely up to how you, my readers, want it to be! I have a hyperactive imagination, and love stories like this, and I want to see what you guys could come up with because I love you guys’s ideas! Thank you all who have joined me on this journey of Boar!Creator!

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[tragicsibsshowdown]

The Siblings have been Selected!

are you ready to see your favorite sets of tragic siblings go head to head? Well here are you contestants entering!

Polls will be random for the first round and continue on from there bracket style!

And if you would like to make some propaganda… well just make sure to use the tag #tragicsiblingshowdown2023 bc I do wanna see it!

Azula and Zuko from Avatar The Last Airbender

Diluc and Kaeya from Genshin Impact

Donald and Della from Ducktales 2017

Nahyuta and Apollo from Ace Attorney

Vi and Jinx from Arcane

Caleb and Phillip Wittebane from The Owl House

Mari and Sunny from OMORI

Chara and Asriel from Undertale

Luffy and Ace and Sabo from One Piece

Lucas and Claus from Mother 3

Ingo and Emmet from Pokemon

Sam & Dean Winchester from Supernatural

Ed and Al Elric from FullMetal Alchemist

Eda & Lilith Clawthorne from The Owl House

Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng, and Jiang Yanli from Mo Dao Zu Shi

Miles Edgeworth and Franziska Von Karma from Ace Attorney

Dick Grayson and Jason Todd from DC

Dess and Noelle from Deltarune

Rillaine and Allen from Evilious Chronicles

Elsa and Anna from Frozen

Thor and Loki from Marvel

Garmadon and Wu from Ninjago

Klavier Gavin and Kristoph Gavin from Ace Attorney

Andrés, Guillermo, Kara and Tamara from Enderbomb

Natsu & Zeref Dragneel from Fairy Tail

Floofty And Snorpy Fizzlebean from Bugsnax

Adaine and Aelwyn Abernant from Fantasy High

Maki and Mai from Jujustu Kaisen

Strelitzia and Lauriam/Marluxia from Kingdom Hearts 

Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha from Naruto

NiGHTS and Reala from NiGHTS into Dreams

Thalia and Jason Grace from Percy Jackson

Bianca  and Nico Di Angelo  from Percy Jackson

Rameses and Moses from The Prince of Egypt

Mephone 4 and 4s from Inanimate Insanity

Taako and Lup from The Adventure Zone

Ianthe and Coronabeth Tridentarius from The Locked Tomb 

Dante and Gene from Minecraft Diaries

Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire from A Series of Unfortunate Events

Kamado Tanjirou and Kamado Nezuko from Demon Slayer

Hornet and The Hollow Knight from Hollow Knight

Killua and Alluka Zoldyck from Hunter x Hunter

Celestia and Luna from My Little Pony

Vash and Knives from Trigun

Mipha and Sidon from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Lumine and Aether from Genshin Impact

Alice and Reko Yabusame from Your Turn to Die

Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost from Warrior Cats

Ponyboy and Darry from The Outsiders

Aaron and Alex Stowe from The Unwanteds

Shigeo Kageyama (Mob) and Ritsu Kageyama from Mob Psycho 100

Hiro and Tadashi Hamada from Big Hero 6

Shadow and Maria from Sonic 

Annie and Hallie from The Parent Trap

Ophelia and Laertes from Hamlet

Ajax and Teucer from The Odyssey

Yin and Jin (The Gold and Silver Demons) from Lego Monkey Kid

Starfire and Blackfire from Teen Titans

The Afton Siblings from Five Nights at Freddys

Kanna Kizuchi and Shin Tsukimi from Your Turn To Die

Hershel Layton and Jean Descole from Professor Layton

Stan and Ford Pines from Gravity Falls

Saeran and Saeyoung from Mystic Messenger

Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa from Star Wars

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[coco-goat-milk]

I'm glad you got your navigations back ^^ ❤️

Hope you didn't have a hard time getting it back 😭😭

I'll rewrite my request for you, so you don't have to find it again! Take your time and take breaks if needed 💞💫

"how about a part 2 of nezuko reader that went berserk when daki hurt the genshin boys? You can take it from the episode itself tho if you have trouble writing it, anyways, i wanna know their reaction to nezuko reader literally beating daki up but when Nezuko reader was about to hurt someone, the genshin boys stopped them before they do (ps. Sings reader a lullaby)"

Once again don't rush, health comes first 🙏💞

-your daughter, chi

Part 2 of Nezuko!reader x Venti, Xiao, Kazuha, Wandere/Scara/etc, Aether, Diluc

Description: Losing your mind after seeing your beloved get hurt.

Warning: unhinged behavior, ripping the enemy apart, violence.

A/n: Sorry bby that it took so long <33 but i'm back and i hope ur okay since we haven't talked that much. Again forgive me sweetie <333 Its a little diff then you wanted but hope you enjoy.

Reblog, comments and likes are highly appreciated!!!

The two of you were fending off a few enemies, they were coming at the two of you with blazing weapons. Your beloved was more than capable of defending and defeating at the same time but with dozens of these big enemies suddenly ambushing the two of you there was no way he could avoid all attacks. 

While you were defending yourself you suddenly heard a pained grunt and immediately you could smell blood. Turning back around you saw your beloved’s  pained expression and the purple cladded enemy who was raising its katana high above his head with its intention to strike down the person you loved. 

Feeling the blood throb in your temple, your breathing became labored and heavy while you began to experience tunnel vision becoming extremely focused on the two of them, so focused that you didn't hear the other mob of enemies around you. The rage you felt towards the lowly enemy that hurt your beloved was immense, it made you want to rip the enemy apart- so that's what you did.

Kazuha

Kazuha was your battle partner so he was grateful you defeated the enemy before he was struck down, but he sensed something was wrong with the way you acted. He could feel it in the way the winds were reacting. He could also see it in the way you were ripping the enemy apart with pure malicious intents. 

When the enemy was ripped apart with your bare fists, you stood still and turned around towards the other enemies. You muzzle was off and you were smirking so widely that your fangs were visible, your kimono was barely hanging onto your body. 

He was concerned of course, but firstly he let you do your thing with the other enemies until there were none left. But you didn't stop, you almost attacked Kazuha when he gripped your arm with a concerned expression. He had a bruising grip onto your shoulder because otherwise you had attacked Kazuha. There were only a few words he needed to say for you to relax and slump forward into his arms, he was glad that you were calmly in his arms again.

“It's okay, I'm okay. We are safe, I'm right here.”

Xiao

Before he could even react and easily defeat the worthless enemy in front of him, you had already kicked its head off. He was flabbergasted, shocked with the events that just took place in the span of 5 seconds. What he did not expect was for you to go on a rampage on the hilichurls and other insignificant enemies in the area. 

You were ripping anything apart that came into your vicinity. He was frowning, he knew many comrades that lost their lives while they went on a rampage because they lost control. He also knows what it's like to almost lose control, there were many times he was struggling but each time you were there to get him back.

This time it was his turn, his turn to get you back. He didn't want to lose you, there was no way. So he quickly teleported in front of you, luckily you recognized him and stopped your attacks. He could see the way you were struggling not to lose control. And when he placed his hand on your cheek so gently, you snapped out of it. 

“I will be the one to comfort you this time.”

Venti

It felt weird to him, he didn't understand why you suddenly went so ballistic on some stupid enemy that he could easily defeat. It felt insignificant to him that you would go as far as to take your anger out on the enemy for him. But you were so important to him that he didn't want to see you in distress.

Wrapping his arms around your waist, he pulled you snug against him with him laying his head in the crook of your neck. For someone who looked like a weak twink with his noodle-like limbs, he was quite strong as he was holding the struggling you tight against him.  

Blood was gathered over your body and there was some seeping out of your mouth, but you were still in a daze. There was pure rage in your eyes. Your body was getting tired and so you slumped in Venti’s arms. You and him sunk to the ground as he was still hugging you, just in case you would attack again. But after a while he just held you out of pure adoration.

“Let’s get you cleaned up alright?”

Aether

His usually blank face was replaced with a panicky one when he saw the crazed look in your eyes. He didn't know what to do so he stood there rooted to the ground. He was mostly worried for you, all kinds of thoughts running through his mind; What if he couldn't stop you? What if you were not saveable? What if you were gonna attack him next? What if?

All kinds of what if’s running through his mind, but when he saw the pain you were in he quickly looked around the area for anyone that could possibly be hurt by you. When he saw no one he first spoke to you in a calm voice that made you turn towards him. What he did not expect was you rushing towards him with your claws out. 

With his quick reflexes he was able to stop you from attacking him. He was panicking again, it was visible in the strain in his voice and his body language. He was now talking at a faster space to you, hoping you would snap out of it. His hold on your wrists were tight when suddenly he saw tears leaking out of your eyes and your posture finally relaxing. He could see the pain and regret in your eyes, but that was a problem for later he was gonna fix. 

“Don't feel guilty please, it's my fault not yours. I was supposed to stop you earlier on…”

Diluc

A heavy sigh left his mouth as he watched you run around killing all kinds of animals. Maybe he could just let you ruin those monsters so Mondstadt would be a little saver. Even if he truly wanted to let you do that, his body and heart wouldn't allow him. Especially not when you went batshit for him. For him.

He was used to being alone until you came into his life, he already knew that you were dangerous and a demon but he couldn't care less when it was you. It was you who loved him. It was you who understood him. It was you who was always there for him. It was you and no one else, it was you he was choosing. Even if the whole of Mondstadt burned down, his first priority would be you.

So with his heart, body and mind set on you, he cautiously approached you. He didn't want to frighten you nor did he want to fight you. You were ripping a Mitachurl apart when suddenly you were brought into a headlock. It was obvious that you were very tired and that your body couldn't handle much more so when the Mitachurl vanished into the wind and Diluc whispered into your ear to sleep, that's exactly what you did.

“I'll always be here for you, so sleep now….you deserve it.”

Scaramouche/WandererThe annoyed expression on his face did not waver one bit as he watched your maniac laughing. He wasn’t annoyed because of you, well yes but no. He was annoyed that this was happening to you. If he could take your demon side and ‘gift’ it to someone else he would do it in a heartbeat.

But he had to admit it was kind of satisfying seeing you take out all your anger on someone else for him. But he didnt want you staying on this crazy side for too long, so he opted to save you. Even if saving you tasted like acid in his mouth, because he didn't want to see in this state at all he of course as your partner knew that you hated hurting any creature.

So he would for once put aside his pride and take your health in his hands, and he would take care of you. But before he could do that he had to turn you back. When you were on your knees suckerpunching a monster into the ground he took that as the opportunity to knock you out, by simply chopping your neck at a specific angle. And when you fell limp to the ground he took that as the opportunity to carry you in his arms.

“I'm glad that you didn't decide to betray me.”

[phantomstatistician]

Saturday Status Update

REQUESTS: CLOSED

The wait time for a request is: 59 working days

Upcoming charts (if the sample size is large enough):

X-Men - Magneto/Erik Lehnsherr

Mean Girls (2024) - 10 most popular ships (AO3), 10 most popular characters (AO3)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Buffy Summers

DuckTales - Della, Daisy

Homestuck - Vriska Serket (2016 - present), Crossovers (2016 - present)

Good Omens - Muriel (platonic)

Wings of Fire - 10 most popular ships (AO3), Moonwatcher

Persona 4 - Teddie

Pokémon - 10 most popular ships (AO3), Nemona

Blandings Castle - 10 most popular characters (AO3)

Final Fantasy 7 - Cloud Strife

Metal Gear Solid - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

One Piece - Roronoa Zoro, Usopp

Hunger Games - Coriolanus Snow

Star Trek Discovery - Christopher Pike

Strange New Worlds - Christopher Pike

Game of Thrones - Brienne of Tarth

Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

DC Comics/DCU - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

She-Ra - Catra

Genshin Impact - Kong | Aether

My Hero Academia - Hawks

Inuyasha - Inuyasha

Vinland Saga (Manga) - 10 most popular ships (English only)

Interview With The Vampire (2022) - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Scum Villain's Self Saving System - Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

Bridgerton - Cressida

Doctor Who - Thirteenth Doctor, Fourteenth Doctor

Alpha/Beta/Omega Tag - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Street Fighter - 10 most popular ships (AO3), Chun-Li

The Amazing World of Gumball - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Apex Legends - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Blackpink - Kim Jisoo

Pride and Prejudice - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Inside Out - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Julie and the Phantoms - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Cars - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Good Omens - Gabriel

Attack on Titan - Levi, Jean

RWBY - Weiss Schnee, Ozpin, Ironwood

Baldur's Gate - Shadowheart

Gangsta - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

MCU - Thor

Mob Psycho 100 - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

One-Punch Man - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Steven Universe - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Lord of the Rings - Legolas

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My Masterlist

Last updated: 17.12.2023 (day.month.year)

Games:

Call of duty

Ghost/Simon Riley

König

Horangi

Soap

Price

Gaz

Ships i will do:

Soap x Ghost

Horangi x König

Movies:

Scream:

Billy Loomis

Stu Macher

I won't do any ships but i will do Polyamory or you dating both of them

(I apologize for the following)

DSMP:

C!Sapnap

C!Wilbur

C!Dream

Lmanbur, Pogtopia arc, Ghostbur, Revivebur, Simpbur

Tommyinnit / C!Tommy (platonic)

Quackity / C!Quackity

Karl Jacobs / C!Karl

Philza / C!Philza (platonic)

Ranboo / C!Ranboo (platonic)

Tubbo / C!Tubbo (platonic)

Technoblade / C!Technoblade (platonic)

I won't do any ships only x reader

If it says "(platonic)" i feel uncomfortable writing anything to do with kissing or romantic and especially NSFW, but handholding or small sighs on love are fine

Otome games:

Obey me:

Lucifer

Mammon

Leviathan

Satan

Asmodeous

Beelzebub

Beelphie

Diavolo

Simeon

Solomon

Ships i will do:

Asmodeous x Solomon

Diavolo x Lucifer

Twisted Wonderland

Ace Trappola

Deuce Spade

Tray clover

Cater Diamond

Leona Kingscholar

Jack Howel

Ruggi Bucchi

Kalim Al-Asim

Jamil Viper

Idia Shroud

Malleus Draconia

Cruel

Ships i will do:

Ace x Deuce

Tray x Cater

Malleus x Leona

Kalim x Jamil

You can request other characters as well i would just prefer doing these,the ships i dont care just make it legal

Arcana:

Nadia

Asra

Julian

Muriel

I wont do any ships only x reader

Nu: Carnival:

Eiden

Aster

Morvay

Yakumo

Edmond

Olivine

Quincy

Kuya

Garu

Blade

Dante

I won't do any ships only x reader

Dating simulators/Visual Novels:

Error143

14 days with you

John Doe

Jester

Homegrown Pet

Blooming Panic

Please don't hate Christmas

GAVRIL

Your Boyfriend (+ Teenage Peter)

YOU and HIM

My dear Hatchet Man

Broken colors

Glass Mind

Duality

Video games:

Stardew Valley:

Sebastian

Sam

Magnus

Elliott

Penny

Leah

Halley

I wont do any ships just x reader

Genshin Impact:

Kaeya

Lisa

Diluc

Razor

Venti

Albedo

Rosaria

Xiao

Aether

Lumine

Beidou

Tartaglia

Zhongli

Hu Tao

Xinyan

Yelan

Kazuha

Thoma

Ayato

Arataki Itto

Gorou

Heizou

Tighnari

Cyno

Alhaitham

Kaveh

Baizhu

Dottore

Pantalone

Scaramouche/Wanderer

Eremites

Lyney

Ayato

Ships i will do:

Lisa x Jean

Razor x Bennett

Xiao x Aether

Diluc x Tartaglia

Diluc x Venti

Venti x Zhongli

Gotovu x Kazuha

Beidou x Ningguang

Xingqiu x Chongyun

Tartaglia x Zhongli

Kazuha x Scaramouche

Kazuha x Heizou

Kazuha x Heizou x Scaramouche

Reiden Shogun x Yae Miko

Thoma x Ayato

Arataki Itto x Gorou

Tighnari x Cyno

Alhaitham x Kaveh

Scaramouche x Tartaglia

Dottore x Pantalone

Capitano x Tartaglia

Dottore x Tartaglia

Pantalone x Dottore x Capitano x Tartaglia

You can request other characters as well i would just prefer doing these,the ships i dont care just make it legal, also gay cuz i legit CANT

Other:

Creepypasta:

BEN Drowned/Ben drowned

Jeff The Killer

Ticci Toby

Eyeless Jack

Jane the Killer

Slenderman

Masky

Hoodie

Jason the toymaker

The Puppeteer

Bloody painter

Homicidal Liu

Jane the killer

Splendorman (angst to comfort)

I wont do any ships just x reader

V-tubers:

Mysta

Luca

Shu

Ike

Vox

Shoto

ships i will do:

Vox x Shoto

Mysta x Shoto

Luxiem x Shoto

Vox x Ike

Anime:

Bungou stray drogs:

Atsushi

Dazai

Ranpo

Kunikida

Tanizaki

Yosano

Fukuzawa

Akutagawa

Chuuya

Tachihara

Gin

Oda

Ango

Poe

Fyodor

Nikolai

Sigma

Tetcho Suehiro

Ships i will write:

Dazai x Chuuya

Dazai x Kunikida

Dazai x Atsushi (only platonic)

Dazai x Akutagawa (only angst)

Dazai x Chuuya

Oda x Ango

Poe x Ranpo

If you have any characters i didnt mention or ships you would like to see you can still ask but i would prefer these<3

My hero academia:

Midoriya

Bakugou

Kirishima

Mina

Denki

Todoroki

Momo

Tamaki

Midnight

Hawks

Shigaraki

Dabi

Toga

Twice

Mr. Compress

Ships i will do:

Kirishima x Bakugo

Toga x Twice (platonic)

Blue lock:

Isagi

Nagi

Bachira

Chigiri

Niko

Kunigami

Aryu

Sae Itoshi

Ships i will do:

Nagi x Reo

Bachira x Isagi

Chigiri x Kunigami

Mob psycho 100:

Reigen Arataka

Ships i will do:

Serizawa x Reigen

Chainsaw man:

Denji

Power

Aki

Angel Devil

Yoshida (maybe)

Ships i will do:

Aki x Angel Devil

Please dont ask for Denji x Makima or Makima in general,that stuff is just gross and i dont want to write for Makima,i said i dont like any minors x adults

TDLOSK:

Saiki Kusuou

Kaidou Shun

Toritsuka (maybe)

Aren

Ships i will do:

Aren x Kaidou

Danganronpa:

Nagito

Soda

Gundham

Ships i will write:

Soda x Gundham

Im sorry i didnt really watch the show or play the games but just some gameplay with these three characters.

Buddy Daddies:

Kokhi Uchiyama

Kazuki Kurusu

Rei Suwa

I wont do any ships just x reader

SK8 The Infinity:

Reki

Langa

Joe

Cherry

Miya

Ships i will write:

Reki x Langa

Joe x Cherry

Hunter x Hunter:

Gon

Killua

Kurapika

Leorio

Feitan

Chrollo

Shizuki

Kite

Meruem

Ships i will write:

Gon x Killua (platonic)

Kurapika x Leorio

Moriarty the Patriot:

Sherlock Holmes

William James Moriarty

Louis James Moriarty

Albert James Moriarty

Sebastian Moran

James Bond

Ships i will write:

Sherlock x William

Jujutsu Kaisen:

Gojo

Geto

Yuuji

Megumi

Toge

Choso

Sukuna

Ships i will write:

Gojo x Geto

Yuuji x Megumi

Death Note:

Misa

L

Light

Mello

I wont do any ships just x reader

[xxk3vonicaxx]

Gonna talk about Blood Moon saga now because that's long overdue and I've been meaning to talk about itt, 'cause hooo boyy this comic was wildd X"DD

Sooo, in shortt, Blood Moon saga was an old Team Scorpions comic that I had made around the time Plantae was being worked on back in 2019 that was inspired by Red Venom Sagaa, an official Team Scorpions workk

Mob had told me that it wasn't canon to the official Team Scorpions lore (since some of the characters didn't exist in canonn) which is finee, because now I can change that comic to make it fit with Exits (My Cuphead AU, you can read about it heree), 'cause a lot of what took place isn't canon to it anymoree >:)

Basicallyy, the main plot of this comicc, was that Rodger Clematus (an OC of minee that was canon to Plantaee, he was in Maxinne's lore sheet on the Plantae blogspott, buut he was never mentioned by namee) allowed Beatriz and Charleston to be apart of the Nightshade Mafiaa:

(The quality of the pages is gonna get bad as it goes forwardd, and the art style is suuuper oldd, these photos are from 2019 soo bare with mee):

In whichh, their first job was to kidnap Cagneyy (Aether in my AU noww) who was still sharing a body with Passive Cagneyy (Pheobe in my AU noww), in this comic, this would be Cag's first time meeting Beatrizz:

There was some sort of B plot with Scotch/Azazel (Az in my AU noww) wanting to kill Rodger and take Cagney and the seed for himself so he could be the most powerful Nephilim as welll (this entire thing isn't canon in my AU anymoree, I don't care for this plott)

While the Team was out searching for Cagss, Scotch possessed him and killed one of Rodger's assistants (Ramone, another plant that was shown in the beginningg) so he could try and take his seedd, which eventually failedd, as Rodger found Cags and Scotch got out of his bodyy

Right when Rodger found himm, the Team Scorpions showed upp, aand to before Rodger could do anything to themm, Scotch shot Rodger and fuzed with himm

Noww, fusion waas... A strange thing in Plantaee (Yess, fusion was canonn). For this concept of fusionn, it would either have to be a romantic thingg (by this I mean sexuall, it was often that Beatriz would fuse with Cagney or someone else in the TS comics Mob madee... Meaning either Cagney or someone else would likely be r*pedd, as both Passive and Aggressive Cagney had a partner of their ownn ((Blind Specter and Levin Nightshadee)), or someone would have to kill the other person and then fuse with themm

For examplee, this was Elizabeth (Cagney's daughter with Specter, I think she was around 8-12 years old in Plantae) fused with Beatriz in Red Venom saga (This was where the "Belladonna death animation" was fromm, this comic was the sourcee):

And this Passive Cagney fused with Beatriz as welll:

Anywayy, after Scotch fused with Rodgerr, the Team beat him aand Cagney and his seed was savedd aand the comic endedd

Honestlyy, looking back at itt, it was ehhh.

I meann, it was my first Team Scorpions comicc, and the one I had the most fun makingg, so obviously it's a key point in somethingg. I still have fond memories of making itt, though nowadays I'm not interested in making comics anymoree

[xiaophilia]

| SAGAU | Villain Au!

「 ⸙The Divine One⸙ 」

۪۫❁ཻུ۪۪┊Yandere!Genshin Impact Harem x Gender neutral! Reader

‣Okay so I've been reading too much SAGAU lately and I couldn't stop myself from making my own idea of the Au. Now please take note that English is not my first language and I'm using mobile so it's gonna be rlly shitty.

✎...Includes: Jean, Kaeya, Xiao <Mentioned: Lisa, Klee, Diluc, Venti, Zhongli, Hu-tao>

❬Tw: Vague discription of dying, genshin characters being a-holes, Reader being chased by angry mobs, blood, death, slight yandere themes(sort of?), religous themes(idk), swearing/profanities, starvation❭

Under the cut!

❬⸙: ❝Act 1: The chase ❞ :⸙❭

Now, being isekai'd into another world by the famous truck-kun was something you always thought of as something fictitious (and as silly as it sounded you hoped it wasn't.) Of course it was fictitious, not until it happened to you.

It was your fault honestly, if you weren't so caught up reading R18 Genshin impact x reader fan fictions, you wouldn't be dead, but you could have sworn to the heavens above that, that truck came out of fucking nowhere.

And as if being hit by a truck wasn't enough, now you were being chased by a mob of angry knights with sharp swords pointing towards you with the intent of murder. The same knights from a game you oh so adored, Genshin impact.

At first you were happy, after all—being iskeai'd to your comfort game might be everybodys dream. But when you stepped into Mondstadt, The city of freedom, you were greeted by harsh glares and sneers from the people, it all happened so fast... your world was a blur (probably the after effects of getting hit by a truck) and now you're running for your life.

Why are they chasing you again? Oh right, it seems that you've committed a heinous crime, a crime so horrible you deserve the death penalty, and that was looking like a God you've never heard before.

"Bullshit"

You were limping, every bone in your body was hurting. You just got hit by a literal truck for fucks sake, how are you even standing? You're pretty sure you should be dead by now. Did being iskeai'd to another world lessen the pain? You didn't know, nor did you want to know.

It hurts. It's been hours since your last stop in a hillichurl camp (they seemed to be all to happy to let you rest), but after being spotted by the knights, you started running again, going through the beautiful terrains you once went through as Aether in the game. You wanted to rest but the knights chasing you had other plans.

You've been running for days and nights, can't they just give you a break?

"You filthy impostor! Stop running!" You could hear Jean shout from a distance. For once you hoped she was just in her office overworking herself. Losing the knights would be easier without her leading them. Was looking like some God you didn't know really that bad for the Acting Grandmaster of The Knights of Favonious to chase you down herself? Hell, even Lisa and Diluc are here, there's Venti too and how can you forget that cute child arsonist throwing bombs at you?

Hell they even went as far as chasing you from Mondstadt to Liyue. And speaking of Liyue, you could see the the Masked Yaksha in the group -his pole-arm that you gave him- in hand ready to eliminate poor little old you. 'I thought he doesn't hurt mortals?!' Was your first thought—maybe you were an exception. Huh? If Xiao's here then Zhongli, Hu-tao and the Liyue Qixing may not be far.

A mix of explosion and and thunder were heard behind you, you didn't need to look behind to know that they were close, but you weren't afraid of them catching you, not when a they're fighting hordes of hilichurls, mitachurls and five ruin guards that came out of some kind of portal...? You don't know how they're here and why they're helping you, but either way you're thankful. And because of that you now feel bad for killing them just to get materials for leveling and ascending your characters who were now trying to kill you.

You just ran and ran until you reached the boarders of Dragonspine, after parkouring through the the group of camping adventurers who had their weapons high, ready to strike.

You ran through the snowy terrain, feeling the cold air blow against your burning skin hurt. It was cold too,really, really cold. The wound on your stomach that you didn't notice was starting to hurt more and more. You're legs were about to give up but you continued further. Hoping to spot a hillichurl camp to stay in and maybe eat those suspicious looking steak and maybe you could make a delicious soup to share with the hillichurls...but alas-life was bitch, you couldn't find any.

You're body collapsed, you were tired, dead tired. The snow felt cold against your skin.

You layed there still, liquid started to pool down from your open wound, staining the snow a mix of gold and red. In short you were dying. Your mind started to wander, 'Will the boars eat me?'...wait do boars even eat meat? You didn't know, you just hoped that if they did, you'd already be in the after life.

Sleepiness started to take over, but if you slept in this weather you'd die for sure.

It was silent in Dragonspine, other than your ragged breathing you couldn't hear anything. Well at least it was. Rushed footsteps can be heared—and the next thing you know, a pair of mismatched eyes stared down at you, hands gripping the hilt of his sword.

"Kaeya..." You whisper.

Is he going to stab you? He probably will. Well at least he'd look hot doing it— You note as you closed your eyes waiting for your impending death and letting sleep wash over, but for some reason it never came. Instead you felt shaky hands wrap around your figure before being gently lifted from the the ground. With a whisper of reassurance from the man, you started to move. Then everything went dark.

'What?'

This is heavily inspired by various SAGAU writers! : @nicebonescomrade , @i-put-the-yan-in-polyandry , @myuni-moon , @vibingindark and many more.

[versadies]

ophichius/body switch soulmate au +xiao or childe pretty please? for xiao it can be like, when the body switch happens the reader feels the burden of the karmic debt so xiao starts taking care of himself/leaving instructions on what to do just so his soulmate doesn't have to suffer as much. reader is the traveler, in inazuma and xiao just quietly appreciated being free from karmic debt even for a day, and appreciating inazuma's beautiful sights whilst reader is just. in wangshuu inn. suffering

delicate (hc scenario)

penpal: bless you for such an incredible idea ! hope you like this along with your other request on childe <<3

prompt: ophiuchus the snake, body-switch soulmate au

pairing/s: xiao x gn!traveler!reader

sypnosis: hc on how you and xiao went through the whole day in each other's body.

includes: reader is not aether/lumine and is a random traveler (sorry to anon if you meant by reader being aether/lumine), reader suffering cuz of karmic debt, mentions of physical pain, mentions of violence, pure fluff

the moment xiao opens his eyes from his quick nap, the first thing he sees is the view of narukami island.

the yaksha was alerted at first, wondering how he came from hunting around dihua marsh for demons to sitting down beneath a tree with a new environment he hasn’t been in before.

it wasn’t until he realized he’s in a different outfit and different body that he found out that today’s the special day.

he hopes you aren’t in too much pain.

he observes his surroundings for a moment, then his eyes moved down to his appearance, only to see an outfit that is deemed fit for a traveler. his soulmate is a traveler in inazuma?

now that the yaksha thinks about it, he has heard the unfortunate fate the people of inazuma has to go through with the new rules that the current archon has set up, with her soldiers taking away people's visions, discrimination against outlanders, and the borders being closed around the nation.

xiao immediately checks around his– or rather his soulmate's– body to see if they have a vision, feeling relieved when he felt the familiar form of a vision hidden underneath his clothing.

all he needs to do is hide the vision and not go to the city, where he's sure a lot of vision hunters will be found.

this shouldn't be too hard, right?

meanwhile, you're currently writhing in pain in your soulmate's body, confused with what's happening to you– or rather, your soulmate's body.

you honestly had never such intense pain until now, how the hell does your soulmate deal with this? did he get a rare illness?

you couldn't think straight, your mind throbbing in pain as your body continued to ache and ache with voices running in your he–

"xiao? are you okay?" you shakily look up at the woman, who was staring at you with a concerned look on her face.

before you could try to let out a word, you immediately dropped on the floor, gasping out from the continuous pain. when does it ever stop? you rather go back to inazuma and suffer their new regulations instead of going through this pain–

"you're not xiao, are you?" she asks, causing you to nod profusely in response as you clench your fists together, closing your eyes shut whilst ignoring the woman, who was busy looking for something in her clothing.

"here." you open your eyes to see her handing you what looked like a pill. as if the woman read your mind, she quickly clarified what the pill is. "it's a painkiller. your uh, soulmate gave it to me and told me to give it to you in case you two swit–"

without letting the woman continue, you immediately snatched the pill from her and swallow it whole.

it took what felt like more than 20 minutes for the pain to finally subside, causing you to finally sigh in relief. although the pain was still there, it surely wasn't as painful and unbearable as before.

by the time you calmed yourself down, you slowly stood up from the cold floor and look at the woman gratefully. "you have my thanks, miss...?"

"verr goldet," she responds with a gentle smile. "i'm the owner of this inn. if there's anyone you should thank for, it's definitely your soulmate. you would've suffered the whole period of your body swap if it weren't for his thoughtfulness."

you nodded in understanding. "i see.. but i still am grateful for you stepping in."

"it's no problem, though i'm sure you're starving right now, would you like to eat?"

"yes please."

unlike what you recently went through in xiao's body, xiao was having perhaps one of the most peaceful time he has ever experienced. after all, when will he find an opportunity to not suffer from his karmic debt in this lifetime?

although killing the opponents who came in his way was a hassle, he still found his time enjoyable– with the exception of his mind thinking a lot about your wellbeing in his body. surely verr goldet must've given you the painmeds, right?

besides that, you must've seen the instructions he left for you– but what if you didn't see it and had to go through so much pain later on?

"please be okay." he mumbled under his breath, letting out a worried sigh and continued walking around the land.

unnoticed by the yaksha, you were indeed okay.

"i can see why my soulmate would love these," you commented to verr as you take more bites of the sweet dessert. "what does he do daily?"

verr lets out a nervous laugh. "to be honest, i don't really know what else he does other than hunting demons around the nation. though, you don't have to worry about doing it since xiao insisted that you can spend the whole day here instead."

"oh..." you look down at your plate with a deep frown. what if there's a demon that's hurting people and you couldn't do anything about it?

before you could ask verr, she immediately looks up at where the reception area is. "i have to go now. if you want to know anything, i recall xiao telling me to tell you to look at the instructions in your pocket. i'll be back!" she said before rushing upstairs to tend to one of the visitors, leaving you alone with your food.

you searched for the pocket around your pants, pulling out the piece of paper and read the list.

"should the pain meds run out, please visit a man named zhongli in liyue harbor."

"don't try to hunt for demons unless you want to experience more pain to endure."

"please come to verr goldet if you need something or require food. almond tofu is the only thing i can stomache, unfortunately."

"do not come to public areas if you have no reason to go there. karmic debt– the pain you're going through right now– can be affective to others."

the rest was all more rules for you to read and you're honestly thankful for xiao to write all of this for your sake, now regretting that you didn't do the same for him. what if he isn't aware of what's happening to inazuma?

you take another bite of almond tofu, silently hoping that xiao is doing okay back in your homeland.

to tell you the truth, xiao's definitely doing alright.

the yaksha had never went out of liyue for a very long time until now. sure, he could admit that nothing can beat the beautiful views that liyue can offer but inazuma is a sight to see.

everywhere he went, he found himself being fascinated by everything in this land, looking through ruins and staring at flowers that he himself hasn't seen in all of his life.

not to mention the fact that the mobs that lurks around the areas are different than the ones in liyue.

he would be lying if he said he hadn't thought of getting you out of the nation and come to liyue harbor, but he knew it wasn't up to him to decide on that. if it weren't for his duty in protecting liyue, xiao would've wanted to try and go to inazuma just to keep you safe, but what if you dislike him after everything you went through in his body? what if you didn't like him because he's immortal–

"they won't think such thing." he mumbled to himself, still slightly taken back by the sound of your voice coming out from his mouth as he sat down in an abandoned adventurer camp he spotted, looking forward to try out foods that he can make with the ingredients he found in your inventory.

as the day went by, you spent there in wangshu inn, writing a letter for xiao to read by the time the body switch is over along with visiting the man who can provide you more pain meds. xiao on the other hand spent time adventuring around inazuma trying to not get caught by vision hunters, enjoying his time without karmic debt.

by the end of the day, as the moon rises, the both of you finally found yourselves back in your bodies– with you sighing in relief that you've already finished writing the letter and not having to be in pain again whilst xiao was happy to be back in his homeland.

you then noticed you're in watatsumi island, your home being not too far away from where you're standing, causing you to smile. who knew xiao unknowingly took you back to where you've been heading to?

xiao on the other hand, was sitting on the rooftop of wangshu inn, reading the letter you left with his heart pounding at the words you wrote just for his eyes.

his shoulders instantly relaxes when he reads that you were okay throughout the day–

his mouth twitches upward when he reads the last words you wrote.

"once i come to liyue harbor and escape from inazuma, i wish to meet you and enjoy almond tofus with you."

[polyermis]

❝Deceitful❞

Author: Polyermis

◈Yandere! Aether X Reader X Yandere! Kazuha ◈Reader: GN ◈Characters:   ⇲Anemo Aether   ⇲K. Kazuha ◈Word Count: 0.8k  ◈Warnings:   ⇲Cult AU   ⇲Obsession ⇲Fire ⇲ Attempted Murder ◈Prompt:   ⇲They believed that you're a fake God ◈Notes:   ⇲Please Enjoy

⇲This is simply a spin off and perhaps a different timeline. If people enjoy this, then maybe ill write more and expand on this idea. Unlike my other works, there may not be as much sexual mentions, for I see it doesn’t exactly fit.  

⇲Not one of my greatest, but if people enjoy this, then you can say this is the starting plot of the different timeline

What if they thought you were a fake?  

A fake God that took Aether as your vessel to lie and doom all of Teyvat. You don’t act as if you’re a God, so among the Archons and others, it raises suspicions. 

You act as if your humans and such lies are deceitful.  

The flames are hot, and Aether clings to the body made for you. You both stagger and trip over yourself. The townspeople tried to burn you both alive. Aether is furious, but you. Innocent sweet, you stood shock and bewildered as voices screamed and cheered. Cheering to the death of the fake God.  

“Aether...”  

Your voice shivers and quakes, and he feels nothing but regret and pain. “My God. Forgive me.” He holds onto you, pulling away from the burning building. Finding a safe cave to hide you in. You have poured your sweat and tears into the world and have saved nation after nation.  

“Aether... I-” Laying on the small pallet of leaves, have, and furs. Aether looks up from the fire, making soup from a metal pot he stole. The sun had set hours ago, yet you hadn’t slept. The murder attempt took place days ago, yet the idea still haunted you.  

“Rest. I will figure out something...” His voice is uncertain as he smiles, placing the bowl to the side and placing the ladle down. He crossed to your side, pulling the blanket further over your build. Watching your eyes droop before you slip into sleep. You're still so weak, he frowns. Albedo had yet to perfect your body, and now, Aether would die and be reincarnated a billion times, before he’d trust the alchemist again.  

Every day, while you slept, he would disappear. Stealing food and supplies, and striking down any that saw him and while you were awake, he stood by your side, helping you walk and eat, helping your body adjust to this world. 

“Y/N. Your body is getting stronger.” He praises you proudly, watching you walk for the first time without the wall nor his help.  

“I am!” You cheer yourself on, smiling at him.  

They did it! They did it!  

The wind recites and floats across Teyvat with joy, for the earth would never betray the true God of Teyvat. A lonely soul listens to the wind in the sails that crossed the sea and spread their joy. He listens closely and can’t help but drawn to the joy.  

The wind doesn’t lie.  

The moment he stepped into Mondstadt, the wind seemed to pull him, leading him to a cave. The moon is high and shines, and his sword in a mere second clashes with another. The Traveler’s. Your vessel, Aether.  

He had been told you and he were dead.  

He is shock and Kazuha pulls away. “You are alive?” His words are filled with shock, but Aether doesn’t stop his assault. They trade blows and Kazuha tries to speak. Tries to get answers. “Aether. Let us talk. The wind recites you rage, but this is not the way.”  

“Shut up. You're all traitors.” Aether’s words are harsh and fights with all this strength, till a voice above the fight speaks. As if you spoke with the wind, they both freeze. Aether gazes darts to you, and as if forgetting his old friend’s existence, already by your side. “You should be resting.” His voice is soft, with none of the malice like when he spoke to Kazuha.  

“You can’t fight everyone... Only the nations and the Archons... Only them hurt me... Aether….”

The feeling dawns on you; it wasn’t a mob that burned your home down; it wasn’t angry townspeople; they knew nothing of you. But it was those who had become your vessel, those who had befriended you. And the Archons you created.  

The wind doesn’t lie.  

Kazuha eases himself to your side, touches your shoulder in silent disbelief. “I thought you—They told me—I—” The lonely soul is lost for words and clings onto you, ignoring the way Aether scowls, but you slowly ease into his touch.  

They vow revenge. The vow to prove to them wrong.  

You are the True God.  

Anything and anyone to dare to defy you. They swear to strike down everything in their path. Swords drawn and hearts bound to you. People soon believe that the wanderer was kidnapped and killed.  

And time returns to normal.  

As if you are not waiting. Not growing stronger and gathering allies.  

Those who will never betray you.  

Crimson hair shifts in the breeze, a gloved hand shielding his vision of the sun. It’s hot, as an eagle swoops over, cawing loudly. He hums softly, as the dirt crunches under his feet. The wagon wheels creak and pull as it’s pulled along by boars, entering the nation of Mondstadt. His voice is soft and genuine, as the claymore rests heavily on his back.  

“... Hm... Today is an excellent occasion for grape juice....”

[incorrect-hermits]

Today’s cart-shark thoughts:

Cryptid, mob hybrid, and mythical/magical being hermits!

Grian: watcher, yes, but not born a watcher. I’m thinking either avian or elytrian for his original species!

Mumbo: human-turned-shapeshifter via a curse, perhaps?

Bdubs: Fae. Not sure if he’s Seelie or Unseelie.

Cleo: well she’s a zombie, obviously. there are multiple kinds of undead creatures in folklore though, so I may go digging for a more specific kind of undead being.

Ren: werewolf!

Pearl: I like the AUs where she’s Grian’s sister, so I’d say elytrian or avian as well. Alternatively, ender dragon hybrid because Ender Pearl lol

Impulse: he was canonically brought to Hermitcraft via a summoning circle- demon/imp!

X: I like the voidwalker idea, it’s fitting, especially with the concept of voidwalkers being shapeshifters, hence X being a different mob each update.

Tango: fire elemental/blaze hybrid!

Zed: either a satyr or an eldritch horror. Maybe even both!

False: A Valkyrie like the ones from the aether mod would be fitting. Alternatively, [not yet determined]

Gem: While I like the concept of her being a sorcereress like in Empires, she’d also work well as a dryad or some other kind of nature spirit.

Joe: he is either an eldritch horror or just a normal guy. nobody is sure which.

Iskall: I’m not sure, he’s tricky lol. he may very well just be a human with cybernetic implants.

Cub: Vex hybrid-ish. Because Convex. That is all.

Scar: he’s a wizard! and also Vex-ish.

Etho: Kitsune! Trickster fox!

Jevin: he’s a slime. a literal slime.

Beef: while I don’t know much about him, he’s an alien atm, yes?

Stress: she seems like some kind of nature spirit from what little I know of her.

Doc is already a creeper so we skip him for the same reason we skip Jevin

Hypno, Keralis, Xb, Wels, TFC, anyone I forgot: not familiar enough to determine, feel free to suggest!

[tragicsibsshowdown]

ROUND 1 MASTERPOST

Each round will get its own masterpost, but here is the one for round one! All matches have been completely randomized! Tag propaganda with #tragicsiblingshowdown2023 and/or tag this blog in it!

NiGHTS and Reala from NiGHTS into Dreams vs Eda and Lilith Clawthorne from The Owl House

Strelitzia and Lauriam/Marluxia from Kingdom Hearts vs Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng, and Jiang Yanli from Mo Dao Zu Shi

Ed and Al Elric from FullMetal Alchemist vs Dante and Gene from Minecraft Diaries

Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha from Naruto vs Caleb and Phillip Wittebane from The Owl House

Luna and Celestia from My Little Pony vs Thalia and Jason Grace from Percy Jackson

Annie and Hallie from The Parent Trap vs Diluc and Kaeya from Genshin Impact

Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost from Warrior Cats vs Taako and Lup from The Adventure Zone

Lumine and Aether from Genshin Impact vs Starfire and Blackfire from Teen Titans

Thor and Loki from Marvel vs The Afton Siblings from Five Nights at Freddys

Natsu and Zeref Dragneel from Fairy Tail vs Garmadon and Wu from Ninjago

Kanna Kizuchi and Shin Tsukimi from Your Turn To Die vs Nahyuta and Apollo from Ace Attorney

Yin and Jin (The Gold and Silver Demons) from Lego Monkey Kid vs Mari and Sunny from OMORI

Hiro and Tadashi Hamada from Big Hero 6 vs Vi and Jinx from Arcane

Vash and Knives from Trigun vs Miles Edgeworth and Franziska Von Karma from Ace Attorney

Ajax and Teucer from The Odyssey vs Stan and Ford Pines from Gravity Falls

Killua and Alluka Zoldyck from Hunter x Hunter vs Chara and Asriel from Undertale

Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural vs Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire from A Series of Unfortunate Events

Azula and Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender vs Mephone 4 and 4s from Inanimate Insanity

Kamado Tanjirou and Kamado Nezuko from Demon Slayer vs Lucas and Claus from Mother 3

Andrés, Guillermo, Kara and Tamara from Enderbomb vs Saeran and Saeyoung from Mystic Messenger

Adaine and Aelwyn Abernant from Fantasy High vs Aaron and Alex Stowe from The Unwanteds

Elsa and Anna from Frozen vs Shadow and Maria from Sonic 

Ingo and Emmet from Pokemon vs Hershel Layton and Jean Descole from Professor Layton

Luffy, Ace, and Sabo from One Piece vs Ramses and Moses from The Prince of Egypt

Ponyboy and Darry from The Outsiders vs Maki and Mai from Jujustu Kaisen

Floofty And Snorpy Fizzlebean from Bugsnax vs Klavier Gavin and Kristoph Gavin from Ace Attorney

Bianca and Nico Di Angelo from Percy Jackson vs Hornet and The Hollow Knight from Hollow Knight

Dick Grayson and Jason Todd from DC vs Ianthe and Coronabeth Tridentarius from The Locked Tomb 

Mipha and Sidon from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild vs Ophelia and Laertes from Hamlet

Alice and Reko Yabusame from Your Turn to Die vs Shigeo Kageyama (Mob) and Ritsu Kageyama from Mob Psycho 100

Rillaine and Allen from Evillious Chronicles vs Donald and Della from Ducktales 2017

Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa from Star Wars vs Dess and Noelle from Deltarune

[tklpilled]

characters i will write for!!

italics: my favs <3

bungou stray dogs: atsushi, dazai, kenji, junichirou, yosano, ranpo, lucy, poe, akutagawa, chuuya, tachihara, gin, higuchi, fyodor, mushitarou, nikolai, sigma, jouno, tecchou

hunter x hunter: gon, killua, kurapika, leorio, alluka

fullmetal alchemist: ed, al, winry, ling, lan fan, roy, riza

cowboy bebop: spike, jet, faye, ed

saiki k: saiki, kaidou, teruhashi, kuboyasu, hairo

spy x family: loid, yor

ouran host club: haruhi, tamaki, hikaru, kaoru, kyoya, honey, mori

fruits basket: tohru, kyo, yuki, momiji, ayame, hatori, shigure, haru, machi, kakeru, hanajima, uotani

my hero academia: izuku, todoroki, uraraka, mina, asui, iida, kaminari, kirishima, jirou, momo, shinsou, bakugou, mei, monoma, aizawa, mic, hawks, dabi, toga, shigaraki

sk8: reki, langa, joe, cherry

the case study of vanitas: noe, vanitas, domi, jeanne, louis

banana fish: ash, eiji

moriarty the patriot: william, sherlock

trigun: vash, wolfwood, meryl, milly

mob psycho 100: mob, reigen, serizawa, teru, ritsu, shou, tome

death note: l, light, misa

jujutsu kaisen: yuji, megumi, nobara, gojo, geto, nanami, yuuta, maki, mai, toge

chainsaw man: denji, aki, power, angel, kobeni, asa, yoshida

buddy daddies: kazuki, rei

bloom into you: yuu, touko, sayaka

heaven official’s blessing: xie lian, hua cheng, feng xin, mu qing, qi rong, shi qingxuan, he xuan, quan yizhen, yin yu

south park: stan, kyle, tweek, craig, kenny, butters

the umbrella academy: luther, diego, allison, klaus, five, ben (including sparrow!ben), viktor, lila

it: richie, eddie, ben, bev, bill, mike, stan

spiderverse: miles, gwen, pavitr, hobie

six of crows: kaz, inej, jesper, wylan, nina, matthias

the raven cycle: blue, gansey, noah, ronan, adam, henry

percy jackson: percy, annabeth, nico, piper, jason, leo, hazel, frank, will

pokemon: n, cheren, bianca, hugh, ingo

breath of the wild: link, zelda, sidon, revali, tulin, riju, mipha

rune factory 4: lest/frey, arthur, dylas, doug, vishnal, leon, kiel, clorica, forte, xiao pai, amber, dolce, margaret

stardew valley: sebastian, maru, penny, sam, abigail, emily, haley, elliot, shane, alex, leah, harvey

deltarune: kris, susie, ralsei, noelle, lancer

genshin impact: aether/lumine, kaeya, albedo, kaveh, alhaitham, amber, lisa, venti, xiao, zhongli, childe, thoma, ayaka, diluc, hu tao, kazuha, heizou, scaramouche, cyno, tighnari, lyney, lynette, freminet, sethos

ace attorney: phoenix, edgeworth, franziska, gumshoe, maya, apollo, klavier, athena, simon, nahyuta, trucy

the magnus archives: jon, martin, tim, sasha, georgie, melanie, michael, helen

[phantomstatistician]

Saturday Status Update

REQUESTS: CLOSED

The wait time for a request is: 60 working days

Upcoming charts (if the sample size is large enough):

Mario - Bowser

X-Men - Magneto/Erik Lehnsherr

Mean Girls (2024) - 10 most popular ships (AO3), 10 most popular characters (AO3)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Buffy Summers

DuckTales - Della, Daisy

Homestuck - Vriska Serket (2016 - present), Crossovers (2016 - present)

Good Omens - Muriel (platonic)

Wings of Fire - 10 most popular ships (AO3), Moonwatcher

Persona 4 - Teddie

Pokémon - 10 most popular ships (AO3), Nemona

Blandings Castle - 10 most popular characters (AO3)

Final Fantasy 7 - Cloud Strife

Metal Gear Solid - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

One Piece - Roronoa Zoro, Usopp

Hunger Games - Coriolanus Snow

Star Trek Discovery - Christopher Pike

Strange New Worlds - Christopher Pike

Game of Thrones - Brienne of Tarth

Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

DC Comics/DCU - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

She-Ra - Catra

Genshin Impact - Kong | Aether

My Hero Academia - Hawks

Inuyasha - Inuyasha

Vinland Saga (Manga) - 10 most popular ships (English only)

Interview With The Vampire (2022) - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Scum Villain's Self Saving System - Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

Bridgerton - Cressida

Doctor Who - Thirteenth Doctor, Fourteenth Doctor

Alpha/Beta/Omega Tag - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Street Fighter - 10 most popular ships (AO3), Chun-Li

The Amazing World of Gumball - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Apex Legends - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Blackpink - Kim Jisoo

Pride and Prejudice - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Inside Out - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Julie and the Phantoms - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Cars - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Good Omens - Gabriel

Attack on Titan - Levi, Jean

RWBY - Weiss Schnee, Ozpin, Ironwood

Baldur's Gate - Shadowheart

Gangsta - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

MCU - Thor

Mob Psycho 100 - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

One-Punch Man - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Steven Universe - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Lord of the Rings - Legolas

NOTE: I will only be posting on Wednesday this upcoming week. I am out of town for a wedding and then going on a short vacation.

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[eremiss]

Lore & References

Maps, scripts, quests, and all kinds of other tools! (the list is getting long!)

Maps & the World

Map of Hydaelyn + New World (7.0 - x) -- A huge map of Hydaelyn including the New World/7.0 areas, with major locations labeled in English.

Map of Hydaelyn (2.0 - 6.x) -- A huge, high-rez map of Hydaelyn labeled in English. The map doesn’t have Golmore Jungle labeled, but it’s north of Valnain. (The map for Endwalker/6.0 is almost exactly the same except for the design of Garlemald. That version can be found here, but with Eorzean labels)

Labeled Map of Southern Othard -- A labeled version of the map shown during the Post-4.0 Rabanastre questline

A Realm Remapped -- Per the site: “A Realm Remapped is a collection of all maps and locations in FINAL FANTASY XIV including FATEs, Treasure maps, Vistas, Aether Currents and more!“

Lore & Script Stuff

*PSA - Any/all lore-related posts likely contain spoilers!*

MirkeMenagerie -- Extensive FFXIV lore and reference blog, including lots of in-game dialogue and passages from the Encyclopedia Eorzeas. Many long posts with LOTS of great info!

Dawntrail Pronunciation Googledoc -- Guide for how to pronounce the names of NPCs, locations, mobs, and items in Tural/Dawntrail.

Eorzean Umbral and Astral Eras -- Timeline of Eorzea's various eras and calamities, made by @stars-and-clouds. (Tumblr post)

FFXIV 1.0 Archive -- Main quests, side quests, class quests, scenarios, NPC text, and newspapers archived from 1.0, by @MirkeMenagerie. (Tumblr post)

Full Main Scenario Game Script - A transcription of Main Scenario cutscene and quest dialogue, written by @Eriyu. (Tumblr post)

Botanica Eorzea -- Extensive and in-depth GoogleDoc of all of Eorzea’s plants. Original Doc made/maintained by @tinolqa. (GoogleDoc) Tumblr post about it Here, for reblogging/saving purposes.

Encyclopedia Eorzea Vol. I  -- A post with a link to a PDF version of Encyclopedia Eorzea Vol. 1 (PDF)

Central Coerthas + Ishgard Levequests -- 116 page PDF with links to the GamerEscape pages for the quests. From @Kokiri. (Tumblr post)

Housing stuff

Floating Furniture Guide -- How to float furniture (on PC and PS4!)

Minimum Furniture Height Guide -- This spreadsheet tells you what the ‘minimum float height’ is for each piece of furniture (how high up it needs to be before it will stay in place, rather than coming back to the floor when you reload the room)

Housing SubReddit - Inspiration and ideas abound!

FFXIV TexTools** -- Modding framework and tool for mod creation and installation. Most TexTools mods have to do with WoL- and clothing-related mods, like different hairstyles, body shapes/features, and reskinning armor (the dress in this pic is a TexTool mod.)

TexTools XIV Mod Archive** -- Searchable archive of mods that are installed/used through TexTools. There are NSFW mods, but you must be logged in to view/access them. (Requires TexTools)

FFXIVQuickLauncher** -- Custom launcher for FFXIV that allows plugins and mods.

Burn The House Down** -- Housing plugin that allows for more furniture placement options without having to use glitches and exploits. (Requires FFXIVQuickLauncher)

MakePlace** -- FFXIV Interior Decor Simulator. Standalone tool to preview, edit and share housing layouts for all housing types! Also has a (optional) plugin to import your MakePlace house into FFXIV and set it up in-game! (Plugin requires FFXIVQuickLauncher, MakePlace itself does not)

**FFXIVQL, TexTools, etc... are third-party plugins, addons, and mods that you’re using at your own risk. MakePlace is a 3rd party program. FFXIV doesn't support plugins, mods or addons, especially NSFW ones, and is not involved in MakePlace. Don’t get yourself banned!**

Tools, Guides, etc...

Wondrous Tails Solver -- Calculates likelihood of 1 /2 /3 lines and whether or not to shuffle based on current sticker placement and available seals to spend.

Island Sanctuary Rare Animal Tracker  -- Timers for rare animal spawns on the Island Sanctuary, plus maps of their locations.

Hairstyles: One , Two -- All unlockable/buyable hairstyles available in-game and where to get them.

Eorzea Height Guide (By Ren) -- Guide to min/max heights for all races, in both feet and cm!

Eorzea Collection -- Catalogue of all armor/clothing/gear, and player glams.

Garland Tools -- The base site for Garland-related pages, including Garland Data (FFXIV database that includes quest dialogue, item info and crafting lists) and Garland Bell (timers for DoL nodes)

FFXIV Crafting -- For crafting information & planning. Full recipe book, equipment profiler, crafting calculator, and levequests. Also allows users to create a list of recipes to craft and turn it into a shareable grocery list of all the materials needed via the Crafting List button (this feature only seems to work on the full site.)

FFXIV TeamCraft -- Crafting simulator for drafting and testing crafting rotations for any in-game recipe. Includes calculations based on character level, gear, food buffs, and HQ items. Rotations can be turned into macros to copy/paste into the game.

Universalis -- Check and monitor marketboard prices across servers and data centers.

[paramounticebound]

Because I lost the post but not the notes, here’s the PLOTS PLEASE! thing for @shadowselved about ten years later!

Shmi

Just adopt him pls Shmi

Here’s some trash: Shmi doesn’t get murdered by tusken raiders, but she does lose Anakin to the dark side. Khan is sent to Tatooine (because the Republic, or I guess the remnants of it, aren’t always angels eithers) to take her as leverage against Darth Vader. Angst ensues and Khan has mommy issues so pls adopt him

Or just, a reiteration of what we’re sort of already doing; Khan is sent by Palps to get Anakin before the Jedi discover him so pre-Phantom Menace, but obviously Khan hates being forced to work with the burgeoning Empire. He’s not down with ripping a kid from his mom, particularly because he had a rough childhood himself as a created super soldier/precursor clone. He’s buying time while he wrestles with what decision to make, and meanwhile Shmi is showing him kindness and oh my god why is she so nice to him when he’s literally like “I’m here to take your kid” skfjds

Bonus points if he takes Shmi to see another planet

Bonus bonus points if it ends horribly and Khan dies at the end or something

Something from her modern verse: Maybe after Shmi gets out but still works as a maid, Khan hires her because he’s... a rich mob boss lmao. And even though she tries to let him do his thing, it’s a dangerous life and rivals of his are not above going after literally everyone around him, personal or not, so he finds himself in a role where he needs to protect her and Anakin. Or what if a good ol’ kidnapping plot, where it’s just a day where she had to bring her son (Khan doesn’t care), but his rivals are like “what if this kid means something to Khan” and boom, he has to get her kid back Taken(tm) style, but like... worse because he’s kinda psychotic

Or also in Shmi’s modern verse, but before she’s paid off her parent’s debt this thing from your wishlist; but Shmi is married to Khan to pay off her parent’s debt maybe......

Kylo:

I really just want a nemesis plot. I mean just straight up rivals and they hate each other and it’s probably misplaced because they’re both lost souls….. but nah they’re just assholes to each other

Or what if....... what if both lost souls but they form a weird bond?? like something they don’t talk about ever because lmao why would they, but it’s there and they’re ride or dies

An actual idea: Emperor Kylo and his ”faithful” knight Khan. Can result in fun things like betrayal or, on the flip side, them deciding there’s an actual respect/friendship there??

Another actual idea: ADMIDALA KYLO THO?? AND BODYGUARD KHAN???

Rogue:

Okay but little hydra experiment khan and little runaway rogue meeting each other

hydra has its sights set on Rogue and sends Khan maybe

khan going to prof x’s school post-defection from hydra and just... can’t fit in, continually causes unrest, corrupts rogue/unintentionally (?) exploits her self-doubt following the whole Apocalypse thing B)

Aether:

Clash of universes where Khan, while escaping from Starfleet before Into Darkness, happens up the Aether, who is one of Admiral Marcus’ prized “possessions”. He frees her-- accidentally maybe, or on intentionally because empathy/just hates the admiral That Much(tm), they can wreak havoc together??

Or, because he’s Khan, he’s like “you should help me” but..... manipulatively idk

Lancelot:

Fey Khan! Fey Khan! Fey Khan being the Fey that The Weeping Monk can’t seem to kill. c; I… have nothing more than this, because I’ve yet to watch the show, but I have Wikipedia at my disposal……

I see your modern verse with a cult, and I raise you Khan and Lancelot both being raised in cults. Okay, so I already have a cult verse, and I’m always wanting to scream about it, but I’ll tone it down to mesh more with Lancelot’s verse (… unless??). Anyway, in Khan’s thing, he’s a cult leader, the enigmatic head of the Church of Starry Wisdom. He’s absolutely a sinner and maybe the bane of Father Cardan’s existence? What if it’s Khan that sways Lancelot and makes him question everything??

Carina:

I’m dumb but I do have a mermaid hunter/sailor verse for Khan and maybe he knows where to find Hector, just sayin’

Bucky: 

Literally I’ve just been creeping on your thread with @grlkills‘s Masha and my brain be like BUCKY VS KHAN TO FREE MASHA SLFDFSDJ