#Ahahahahaha I am definitely not scared

[the-mehlwurm]

I am home alone right now

[intheticklecloset]

Haikyuu!! Coffee Shots #111-120

A collection of the Haikyuu Coffee Shots I've done, compiled for the sake of ease. These are all stand-alone stories.

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111) Lee Suga, Ler Kageyama

Kageyama was startled awake by a hand slapping him in the face.

At first he jolted upright, immediately on alert, but when he saw the room of sleeping boys around him, he only frowned in confusion. His first thought was Hinata, but the redhead was lying on a pallet a few down from his, snoring loudly.

Just as he was beginning to think he’d hallucinated the slap, another flailing limb came flying at him. This one he managed to block before it made impact, and he was ready to turn around and snap at whoever was messing with him, but then he stopped short.

It was Suga. He was fast asleep, but it most definitely did not look like he was enjoying it.

“Whoa,” Kageyama breathed, surprised and a little scared, gently grabbing Suga’s shoulder and shaking him gently. “Hey, wake up.”

It took a moment, but eventually Suga’s eyes snapped open, startling Kageyama all over again. For a moment, they just looked at each other.

“Kageyama,” Suga slurred finally, blinking a few times. “What is it?”

“You…I think you were having a nightmare,” the younger setter replied, frowning. “You kept slapping me, and you looked really upset.”

Suga groaned. “Oh. Yeah…thanks for waking me up.”

“Do you, uh…want to talk about it?”

“Not at all,” the older boy replied with a little smile, “but thanks.”

“Okay.” Kageyama shifted a little, seeing how sad his upperclassman still looked. He recalled all the times Hinata or Noya or Tanaka – or sometimes even Suga himself – would tickle him to help him cheer up, and he reached a tentative hand down to scribble lightly at his friend’s side.

Suga jerked and smiled, his eyes already closed as he tried to settle back in to sleep, but he made no move to stop him, so Kageyama kept it up, tickling lightly and drawing a tiny giggle here and there. Feeling emboldened, the dark-haired boy searched for his belly button through his shirt, and that’s when Suga finally let out a laugh and pushed his wrist away.

“Okay, that’s enough,” he said, peeking one eye open. “I appreciate it, though.”

Kageyama blushed a little, slightly embarrassed when he finally realized how bold he’d just been. “Uh…yeah. Good night, Suga.”

“Night, Kageyama. Sweet dreams.”

The younger boy smiled at that. “You, too.”

*

112) Lee Hinata, Ler Kageyama

Hinata was already giggling hysterically, and Kageyama hadn’t even touched him yet.

The setter smirked at him. “What’s the matter, boke?”

“Y-You…you’re gonna do something, I know you are!” Hinata whined, smiling uncontrollably. He tugged but his wrists were firmly trapped above him; it hadn’t been difficult for his taller friend to win their little wrestling match and pin him down like this.

“Am I?” Kageyama asked innocently, flashing his fake vampire teeth. He looked sharp in his suit and cape – probably why he’d decided to be a vampire for Halloween two years in a row – but Hinata remembered what those teeth had felt like last year, and he just knew he was going to get a refresher again right now.

“Yes, you are!” Hinata pouted. “You’re going to bite me again!”

“Bite you? No, no, no.” Kageyama gently grasped his side, not squeezing yet but threatening to. “I’m not a blood-sucking vampire like I was last year, boke. This year I’m a tickling vampire. I feast on your laughter~”

“I knew it!” Hinata squealed as his friend finally began squeezing, unable to do much else thanks to the redhead’s costume of choice for this year. The fabric was thick and it was a one-piece outfit, so the setter couldn’t make contact with his bare skin. Hinata had hoped that would keep him safe, but of course, Kageyama found a way through his defenses no matter what. “Ahahahahaha! Kahahahageyama!”

“Now I’m going to bite you,” Kageyama replied, leaning down to gently sink his pointy plastic teeth into his friend’s neck, wincing at the loud shriek he emitted right into his ear. “Laugh for me, little shrimp~ Your laughter tastes soooo good~”

“Nahahahahaha that’s weheheheheheird, Bakahahahageyama!”

“Weird?” Kageyama snorted. “You’re dressed as a crayon, you idiot. I don’t even want to hear about weird from you.”

“Buhuhuhuhut it’s cute! And eheheheheasy to wear!”

Kageyama bit him again, squeezes moving up to his ribs now, making Hinata laugh even harder. “And just as easy to tickle you in, boke.”

*

113) Lee Noya, Ler Asahi

“I’d call you a wimp if you weren’t so cute,” Noya said, grinning at his upperclassman.

Asahi looked at him, wide-eyed and slightly panicked. “What? Cute?”

“You’re older and bigger than me! You’re supposed to protect me from these kinds of movies, not the other way around.”

The two of them were spending the night at Asahi’s house. It was the end of October, and in the spirit of the season Noya had suggested watching a horror movie. Asahi didn’t like the idea to begin with, and now that they were halfway through and he was scared out of his mind, he liked it even less.

What he liked least of all, though, was Noya’s cocky attitude about the whole situation.

“Shut up,” he said. “You know I’m a sensitive soul. Why would you make me watch this at all if you knew it would make me freak out?”

“Because it’s funny,” the libero replied with a smirk.

Asahi leveled a glare at him that only made his friend laugh, then snatched up his ankle and scribbled his fingers into the bare sole. “You think this is funny? You want to laugh about something? Take this!”

“Aieeehahahahahaha! Nahahahahaha Asahi!” Noya cried, clutching his stomach while flailing his free leg helplessly. “Dohohohohon’t tihihihihickle me!”

“You seemed in the mood to laugh at me, so I’m only helping you out, Noya,” Asahi replied, feeling mischievously wicked as he grabbed the libero’s other leg and locked both of them under his arm, scratching mercilessly at the arches of his feet. “Besides, this is a good distraction for me. Maybe I can even get through the rest of the movie this way.”

“The rehehehehehehest?!” Noya cried, arching his back off the couch, laughing even harder. “But we’re ohohohohonly hahahahahalfway done!”

“Hmm,” Asahi muttered noncommittally, settling in for the long haul, still tickling. “Too bad for you, then.”

Noya squealed when Asahi honed in on his toes, tossing his head back as crazed giggles spilled out of his lips, pounding the cushions. “Ehehehehehehehehe! You suhuhuhuhuhuck, Asahiehehehehehe!”

Asahi reached up and gave his thigh a threatening squeeze, making Noya shriek and nearly fall off the couch. The movie was long forgotten by both of them at this point. The ace grinned at his friend. “Keep calling me names and I’ll make you scream louder than any of the girls in this movie, Nishinoya.”

Noya’s eyes widened and his cheeks went red, but it was clear that he was enjoying this sudden turn of events if the way his eyes lit up at that threat were any indication. “Not a chahahahahance, you wihihihihimp!”

Asahi threw himself at the smaller boy, tickling him relentlessly and – true to his word – making him scream so loud he put all horror movies on the planet to shame.

*

114) Lee Noya, Ler Asahi

In theory, a massage had sounded heavenly. Flexible as Noya was, he still experienced some tightness and discomfort now and then, but especially since he’d lunged for that ball during their last practice and landed awkwardly. He’d been in some pain since then, mostly in his lower back from where he’d twisted in midair and then slammed into the ground.

Now, though, as the little four-legged massager hummed across his skin, he was regretting ever letting Asahi talk him into this.

“If you keep squirming like that it’s going to make it worse,” his friend told him, a clear smile in his voice.

Noya gritted his teeth and clenched his biceps – his arms were crossed above him with his head resting on them like a pillow – even as a snicker or two escaped from him.

“Cahahahan’t help it,” he managed, gasping when Asahi maneuvered the vibrations back to the spot closest to his lower ribs. “It’s tihihihihickling me!”

“We both know my hands would be much worse.”

It was true. Noya was so sensitive the slightest brush got him wiggling and giggling in seconds flat; using an actual massage tool was the only way they were going to get through this – assuming they’d get through it at all.

The massager slid over toward his other ribs, and Noya squeaked and started to roll onto his side, but a strong hand pressed against his shoulder and forced him to stay put.

“Here,” Asahi chuckled, and it was obvious he knew exactly what he was doing. “Let me help you.”

“Ahahahahaha you jeheheheheherk! You’re dohohohoing this on purpose!” Noya screeched out the last word when Asahi very intentionally let the massager linger on his lower ribs for more than a couple of seconds this time. The libero’s legs kicked behind him frantically. “Ahahahahahasahi!”

His friend just laughed with him and started guiding the vibrations over every ticklish spot he knew of to get the poor libero cackling in no time. “What? Laughter is just as good for you as a massage would be!”

*

115) Lee Kageyama, Ler Hinata

“Hinata!” Kageyama squealed, weakly gripping the redhead’s wrists as his fingers flew over the taller boy’s torso. “Quihihihihit it!”

“No way, Kageyama!” Hinata beamed like the ray of sunshine he was, chasing his friend down every time he twisted away or tried to shove at his shoulders or pry his tickling fingers from his ribs. “You’ve been giving me that puppy dog look all day. I have to tickle you now! You know I can’t resist!”

Puppy dog look?! Kageyama felt himself flushing in embarrassment as well as with excitement.

“I hahahahave nohohohohot! I’m—GYAH!! WAITWAITWAIT!!”

Hinata cackled like a witch as he dug into the spot just below Kageyama’s ribs, forcing him to his knees and eventually all the way to the floor. “Aww, look how big you’re smiling~ You love it, Kageyama. Don’t try to lie your way out of this; we both know it~”

“HINATA PLEHEHEHEHEASE!!” The setter was howling with laughter now, sneakers scrabbling at the hardwood floor of the gym, jersey gradually coming untucked as he writhed. Hinata kept it up, kneading into that special spot on his ribs over and over, watching with satisfaction as his friend fell apart laughing his heart out.

“What’s that? ‘Please keep going’? I was planning on it!”

Kageyama thought he couldn’t possibly laugh any harder; turns out he was wrong. He arched his back with a scream as his redheaded friend slipped his fingers under his traitorous jersey and scribbled freely at the bare skin of his tummy. “EYAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HINATA!!”

“Look at you! It’s like I’m riding one of those American broncos!” Hinata giggled. “Tickle, tickle, ticklish Kageyaaaama~”

At this point, Kageyama knew it was pointless to fight or protest in any way. He was cornered and they both knew it, so rather than expel his energy on trying to pretend he didn’t want this, he finally surrendered and let himself enjoy the tickling, his laughter shifting into something more childlike and carefree than before.

Hinata’s eyes lit up with victory. “There you go! Just let it alllll out, Kageyama. You deserve it!”

*

116) Lee Asahi, Ler Daichi

After Asahi’s third failed spike in a row, Daichi turned to him with a frown. “What is up with you, Asahi?”

“Sorry, I’m sorry,” Asahi stammered, rubbing his face with his hands and pacing in circles. The others on the court exchanged glances. It was obvious he was freaking out, but why now? Why this game?

“Hey,” Daichi caught his friend by the shoulders and forced him to meet his eyes. “It’s going to be fine. You know that.”

Asahi groaned. “I don’t know that! I’m missing everything you send at me. I shouldn’t do this; I’m not ready. Put me on the sidelines; I’ll only slow you all down—eep!”

Daichi kept his finger in his side even after giving it a good poke to shut him up. “I’m not sidelining you.”

“But—hehehey!”

“What are you so afraid of?”

Asahi did his best to hold still and take it, but he couldn’t help the way he crumbled at the wiggling finger in his side. “Dahahaichi, stop it! Not in front of them!”

The team captain glanced over his shoulder at the rest of their teammates, who gave him various encouragements such as thumbs-up from Noya and Hinata and a more subtle nod from Kageyama and Tsukishima.

“Looks like they’re cool with the intervention. Clearly you need it.” Daichi turned back to his friend who was now trying to shuffle backward, a nervous smile on his lips. “Brace yourself. This is going to tickle. A lot.”

Asahi gasped and turned to run, but Daichi had him wrapped in a tickly bear hug from behind faster than he could take two whole steps, and soon the other boy’s giggles filled the air as he squirmed in their captain’s hold.

“Hehehehehehey! Nohohohoho! Daichi, I’m fihihihihine! I dohohohon’t need – stohohohohop it!”

Daichi smirked at the higher-pitched cackles he got when he dug his fingers into Asahi’s ribs. “Sorry, but I don’t believe you. I think another minute of this is necessary.”

*

117) Lee Noya, Ler Asahi

It was a good thing it was Halloween and the entire street was filled with the sound of screams, because Asahi had Noya screaming like a madman and for once it blended in perfectly.

“PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!!” Noya begged, thrashing against the bed in a ticklish frenzy. “STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP ASAHI!!”

Asahi smirked down at him, checking to make sure the toy handcuffs he’d bought as a prank were holding and not chafing Noya’s wrists. “Calm down. I need to test your nerve endings before I unleash you upon the world.”

He found the spots at the back of his friend’s ribs that always got him wheezing with silent laughter. Sure enough, Noya dissolved into utter hysterics, too far gone to even care whether he was making noise or not.

After a few torturous moments Asahi let up on his assault and let Noya catch his breath, ruffling his hair and checking the handcuffs again. “Are you all right?”

“P-Plehehehease, Asa—doctor,” Noya giggled breathlessly, his keeping with the role play letting his friend know he was hanging in there. “You’ve made me too sensitive…”

“On the contrary.” Asahi got up and moved a little further down the bed, smiling at Noya’s panicked anticipatory giggles. They were playing Dr. Frankenstein and his monster, deciding to be a little more childish than usual on this festive evening.

Asahi grasped Noya’s ankle and scribbled across his foot, grinning at his friend’s resulting cackles and squirming.

“It’s imperative that I make you as sensitive as possible so that you better understand what it’s like to be a human being.”

He scratched at his toes and Noya tossed his head back and exploded into belly laughter that was a rare treat for them both. “Plehehehehehehease!”

“One final test,” Asahi mused, climbing back onto the bed and kneeling between Noya’s legs. Then he smirked and pulled out an item he’d been hiding all evening – a toy claw that they had learned was incredibly tickly to the poor libero.

Noya gasped and pulled uselessly at the handcuffs. “No!”

“Oh, yes.” Asahi firmly grasped his leg above the knee and dragged the claw along his friend’s inner thigh, and Noya let out a scream that could rival any haunted house. “I made sure to make this the most sensitive spot of all.” Then, unable to help it, he broke into an evil kind of laugh. “Mwahahahaha!”

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASAHIIIIIII!!!!”

*

118) Lee Kageyama, Ler Hinata

This year, Hinata knew what Kageyama was dressing up as for Halloween. This year, he was prepared.

Their first year, his best friend had caught him by surprise. Last year Hinata had tried to compensate with a costume that was bulkier and would offer a bit more protection – which didn’t work very well at all.

This year, Hinata was going on the offensive.

When he knocked, Kageyama opened the door without any dramatics. He’d done that already; it was old news now that they were third years. But he was still dressed as a vampire – complete with cape and pointed teeth – and he still looked immaculate.

But not for long.

“What are you supposed to be?” Kageyama asked, frowning at his old-school getup.

“I knew you’d be a vampire again,” Hinata replied, smirking, “so I decided to be Van Helsing. And I’m taking you down, you despicable creature of the night!”

Before the setter could react, Hinata had tackled him to the floor, hopping on top of him to keep him from rolling away.

“Hinata!” Kageyama snapped, frantically undoing the clasp of his cape that had gotten caught beneath them in the scuffle. Once he could breathe easier, he growled, “What are you doing? You’re messing up my costume!”

“I happen to know vampires can only be killed with a stake through the heart,” Hinata said grandly, brandishing a wooden toy dagger that he’d had attached to his belt. “But lucky for you, I don’t want to kill you. I just want revenge.”

“What—ah!” Kageyama spasmed when Hinata began prodding the base of his ribs with the dagger, making him break into a smile and giggle despite himself. “W-Wait – whahahat are you—?!”

“Take this, vampire!”

Kageyama squealed and burst into giggles when the dagger continued to prod at one of his most ticklish spots, then broke into full-on laughter when Hinata used his free hand to dig into his belly.

“Ahahahahahaha! Hinatahahahaha, wahahahahait! I was gohohohohoing to go threehehehehehee for three!”

“Oh, I know. And I’m sure you will. But I was determined to get the jump on you first this time!” Hinata expertly warded off one of Kageyama’s flailing arms and dug his dagger in even deeper, making Kageyama shriek with laughter.

The setter desperately clawed at him and cried, “Okay, okahahahahahay! You gohohohohot me! Plehehehehehease!”

Hinata tossed the dagger aside with a triumphant smirk, but then he snatched up Kageyama’s wrists and pinned them down, hovering over him menacingly. “Oh, and one more thing…”

Kageyama really should have seen it coming, given that he’d attacked Hinata this way two Halloweens in a row. But it still shocked him into squealing giggles when the redhead leaned down and bit his neck with pointy, tickly teeth.

“Hinatahahahahahahaha!”

Hinata grinned. “Now, wicked vampire, my vengeance is satisfied!”

*

119) Switches Daichi, Asahi, and Suga

“Name five holiday movies,” Suga said, reading off the card in his hand before flipping over the timer.

To his left, Daichi dutifully and easily listed five holiday titles before his time was up. Then he drew a card.

It was the Christmas break after they’d graduated from high school, and the three former third-years from Karasuno had managed to find a single day to reunite and catch up and mess around like they used to in all of the chaos of visiting their families and whatnot. They had plans to go to dinner in a short while, but for now they were passing the time playing this game.

“Name five winter activities,” Daichi said to Asahi.

Asahi named three, then struggled with the last two so much that he ran out of time.

“I’m not used to thinking about winter sports,” he whined with a slight chuckle, reaching for a card.

“No one said anything about sports. The card said ‘activities’,” Suga reminded him.

Asahi pouted, then read off his card. “Name five Christmas characters.”

Suga did so, easily. When he reached for his card, he paused. “You know, this is almost too easy.”

“I was thinking the same thing,” Daichi replied.

“Speak for yourself,” Asahi muttered, but he was grinning.

Suga hummed. “Why don’t we add a twist to some of these?”

“Like what?”

“Well, for example…” Suga glanced at the card. “Daichi, name five Christmas carols, and we’ll try to distract you.” Then he flipped the timer.

Daichi started, “Jingle Bells, Silent N-ihihihihihihight?! Whahahahat – hehehehehey!”

Suga grinned, digging into his ribs while watching the timer. “Five seconds!”

“Ahahaha! Uh…G-Good Kihihihihing Wehehehehenceslahahahas – Ahahahahahasahi!” Daichi protested when his other friend started tickling his opposite side. “You guhuhuhuhuhuys!”

“Time’s up!” Suga announced proudly, ceasing his attack.

Daichi let out a few leftover giggles and grumbled, “No fair…”

“Of all the Christmas carols out there, you thought of ‘Good King Wenceslas’?” Asahi asked, dumfounded.

“Not all of us struggle with basic concepts, Asahi,” Daichi teased, reaching for his side in revenge.

“Hehehey! I hahahahaven’t beheheheheen given a prohohohompt!”

But it didn’t matter, because soon Suga was joining in with Daichi, and then he and Asahi turned on Suga, who immediately dissolved into his hyena laughter when they scribbled at his belly.

“Ehehehehehehehe! Stahahahahahahahap!”

Daichi and Asahi exchanged amused glances. “He still has that laugh, huh?”

“Dohohohohohon’t make fuhuhuhuhuhun of mehehehehehe!”

But they weren’t, and Suga knew they weren’t, and soon the room was filled with the sounds of all three of their laughs as they took turns tickling each other just like the old days at Karasuno High.

*

120) Lee Hinata, Ler Kageyama

“Hinata!” Kageyama snapped as he was pulled forward without warning, connected to his friend via oversized scarf.

“I got it!” Hinata declared proudly, holding up the chocolate he’d dropped on the ground. He began unwrapping it without a care in the world, oblivious to Kageyama’s glare in his direction.

Noya, as a joke, had given Hinata a way-too-large scarf for Christmas, which Hinata had of course worn proudly despite tripping over it several times. When the two of them had sat down to lunch, he took one look at Kageyama shivering in the cold wind and insisted they share the material for a little while. Kageyama had been secretly grateful at first, but now…

“Would you stop darting all over the place?” the setter cried as he was once again pulled forward against his will when Hinata went chasing after something the wind tried to snatch away. “You’re going to kill me!” He’d already almost choked on his milk and barely been spared from biting into his own finger instead of a carrot stick.

“Don’t be dramatic, Kageyama,” Hinata replied, sitting back up again. “Would you rather be cold?”

“At this point, yes!” Kageyama huffed. At the sight of his friend rolling his eyes, something inside him reacted automatically. He grabbed Hinata around the middle and yanked him closer, trying to get under his coat to tickle his belly and sides without looking like he was assaulting the redhead.

“Ah! W-What are you – Kageyahahahama!” Hinata squealed, realizing immediately the danger he was in but far too late to try and escape it. He giggled preemptively, squirming in the setter’s hold. “Dohohon’t be such a wihihimp! Next time I wohohon’t share my scarf with you – ah!”

Kageyama smirked victoriously. “Gotcha.”

“Nohohohohohoooo, Kageyahahahahahama! Dohohohohohon’t!” Hinata pleaded, giggling helplessly as his friend scratched and scribbled at his belly and hips as much as he could reach under his bulky winter coat.

“No fun being stuck to another person when you can’t get away, is it, Hinata?”

“Yohohohohou’re the one who agreheheheheheheed to this!”

“Oh, so it’s my fault?”

“Yehehehehehehes!”

Kageyama abandoned all pretenses and tackled his friend to the cold ground, unzipping his coat in a hurry to get to his ribs – his real weak spot. Hinata threw his head back and cackled hysterically, kicking and squirming all the while, but the scarf connecting the two of them made certain he wasn’t going anywhere fast.

It all ended up being much more fun than either of them anticipated.

[ceyrann]

Now I'm finally having some time to jot down my thoughts and a bunch of other stuffs.

.

I've been actively on Tumblr for more than a year now, and most of us have moved to Discord and/or Instagram and even Facebook ahahahahaha cuz that's how comfortable I am with y'all. It sometimes baffles me that time flies so fucking fast, where I have known most of y'all for more than half a year (except for Ara where we hit the one year friendship already UwU), and yet the bonds we share are sometimes much closer than my irls.

And for some of y'all, I just know y'all like... Idk not long? And we just hit it so fucking well like we've known each other for years lmAO. Friendship sure is wild on this site.

I've even started and tried something new, and have gotten so much support, help and growth. Y'all legit supporting me when I was looking and applying for new jobs and y'all have helped me and watched over me and even shared lucks and braincells with me. And look at me now, getting a new job and prolly definitely will start to be busy as fuck now.

I think y'all (or most of y'all, at least) know that I came to Tumblr to run away from some parts of real life that I couldn't face. And I'm really fucking glad that I came here. It's really nice to have known so many of y'all and I know y'all will continue to support and help me through my days. And know that I'll do the same for y'all as well.

I don't know what else to say atm so I'm just gonna leave it here. Too many emotions in me to process at the moment. I really don't know what to say or do. I'm excited for the new job but also hella scared. Cuz tbh, I find it difficult to establish interpersonal relationships and now I gotta start everything from scratch again and this frightens me like fuck. I have to relearn everything again and I'm scared. What if I do mistakes? What if I fucked things up? And all that. It really is eating me up rn and I prolly need to rest and reassure myself and have a follow-up session with my counselor hshshshshshs.

Oh well. That's for now. If y'all have anything to say, y'all can drop by my askbox or comment here. If I have updates I'll rb this post lmAO.

[sword-of-summer]

All of them answer every question fuck you

ahahaha no i respectfully deny your "fuck you" and i accept the ask and so-

i am 5'10", and i don't wish to be taller or shorter- i am the perfect height for hugs and messy hair, and yep, i like it here-

dream pet would be a mix of golden retriver and a husky called Holly and a chonky cat called Loki- yes ofcourse my future kids have names everyone should name their future pets-

ripped jeans/black pants with a Darth Vader tshirt or a Ethnic Fusion Kurta with black sneakers/artificial leather slip-ons, and if it's cold, a black jacket open obviously- and a black wristwatch i love my black wristwatch.

favourite video game was Clash of Clans and going even back, GTA Vice City and, the og- MARIIOOOO

three things/people are Oreos, Nutella and Pizza. The Holy Trinity-

"Beware me my fingers are smeared with chicken popcorn grease"

you didn't mention an opinion, @chunkybirb, so imma give my opinion on Vanilla ice cream and Nutella- ANYONE WHO HADN'T COMBINED THESE TWO COMBINE THESE TWO THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME

im either phlegmatic or melancholic bruh idk maybe ik or maybe not

im v v v v ticklish

not an allergy, but an intense hatred for ketchup- i vomit if it gets too close to me fuck you ketchup

im heterosexual

any between tea and coffee but full milk coffee (ik, kill me), never had cocoa- but i love a chocolate or nutella milkshake

both. both is good. (cat and dog)

i would be an elf cause hell yeah, knowledge and wisdom

favourite youtuber is Samay Raina, a stand up comedian turned youtuber who is just awesome-

as i mentioned in 1., i am 5'10"

i would not change my name cause it's the coolest fucking name ever, i am Tanay, and Tanay in Hindi means Son, and my parents literally named their son Son, and hell yeah i like it

i forgot how much i weigh- last i checked it was 75 kilos, but ive gained weight since 2019 so yep, gotta walk in the mornings

yes i believe in metaphysicality cause one- it seems cool- second- me and @theclassyghost discussed a metaphysical life theory that i really really like and metaphysicality gives preservation of knowledge so i believe in spirits

SPACE. SPACE. SPACE.

im not that religious, no

pet peeves no well nah not really

nocturnal def nocturnal i sleep at 4.50 anyway hehehehe

fav constellation is Cassiopeia

fav star is Sirius tho

what the fuck are ball jointed dolls

i do have a fear of losing people that's just anxiety i guess

yep, global warming is real

never thought that much about reincarnation tbh but maybe, i do

fav movie is Spider Man : Into The SpiderVerse and Inception and The Dark Knight Rises and Revenge of The Sith and yes, for my indian gang, 3 Idiots and Gully Boy

yep i get scared v v v easily

i have had no pets but i plan to once i grow up

@chunkybirb 's blog is fucking cool awesome and *chef's kiss* a masterpiece

blue calms me. i love blue.

live in Norway cause pretty lights, snow, and less people than this overpopulated country i am in

born in Mumbai, India

v v v dark brown like it's almost black but no it's dark brown

introvert

horoscopes and zodiacs, i do read them, never believed that much tbh-

HUGS I LOVE HUGS

i really wanna visit my brother i haven't met him in a long time i really wanna play cricket w him just like old times

my sister- she's annoying but well i care for her

nah

tattoos idk bruh im okay idk may get one or may not get one

nope, smoking is ewwww *vomits*

ah my crush- she's cool [ if she exists

when the chalk doesn't write on the board but goes iiiiiieeee I HATE THAT

a sound i love is rain pitter pattering i just hhhhhh sends me into happiness

nope fatass here

nope fatass here

favourite actors have to be eddie redmayne, oscar issac and pedro pascal- and margot robbie and winona ryder in the actresses section also yes, elliot page

bruh already answered in 30.

im okayish!! spotify and tumblr, cool combo-

my hair are okay being black for me

yesterday, monday, from 6.40 to 6.50

music

uhhh naah not that i know of

well in Rick Riordan's Magnus Chase books, the sword of Frey aka Sumarbrander TALKS and demands to be called Jack, so here i am

bakwaas, music and comfy

yep, i believe in evolution

unfollow on hate and when they dm me sending nsfw pics ugh why are people like that

follow, well, i like people and they seem cool, so i follow them

fav kind of person is the one who'll sit with me for hours not even talking and just vibing to music

fav animals are beavers, doggos and cats

three fav blogs are @chunkybirb, @theclassyghost, @little-boats-on-a-lake, @aredhel-of-gondolin, @sue-me-imbadass, @alleenkaas, @my-ackerman, @brrrrrrrrrrzone

fav emoticon has to be ☹ this me seeing my stupidity outrank others

fav meme has to be Butternut is a master of psychological manipulation

INTP

Libraaa let's go

no dog, i have

black darth vader tshirt, black pants, black sneakers and black wrist watch

i have no selfies my phone has no cameras i live in eternal darkness

what the fuck are platform shoes

i, uhhh, i remember weird things like what i drew in class in 3rd while i was supposed to be doing english

lazy ass here, no front flips possible

i like birds they fly

nope i don't Iike swimming i like blankets

wrapped up in blankets reading books sounds better than both

ketchup

hyperspace travel

nope none

reading writing eating sleeping

my friend

tumblr seems cool

i have around 60-70 idk

yes i can run but why

yes they do but what's the fun in that

nope I'd fall over

sapphire let's go

koala bear or panda

sunflower or the one on a lemon tree

ketchup store

one cup of coffee is enough, tysm

read minds that sounds cool cool yeaaahh

nope never wore it a black clothes guy here BatMan

winter winter all year long

i don't know and i don't wanna try

i don't know and i don't wanna know

everyone cause they are better than me

bookstores cause bookstores any bookstores

sneakers, black onez

apparently some gas bitches mixed up to form a planet

non vegetarian but i partake meat just twice or thrice in two weeks

i don't know they don't seem like liking

naaaaaaaah

bugs ew

spiders ew

about the fact that i come off as arrogant and overconfident while in reality it's just that my communication skills suck

i can draw averagely whenever im in a mood

this thing im answering but i like answering it

uhhhhhhh brain freeze- idk bruh questions are good they give knowledge

yep, while sleeping

ahh yes calming, they are

cloudy days cause fucking cool vibes

hehehe wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy

CumuloNimbus i really like it's name yknow nimBUS

dark blue, dark blue always or black

naaaah no freckles

fav thing is when they laugh and it's just happy and we're both laughing like shitheads but who cares we're rebelling against depressing life and we laugh

both. both is good [ fruits and vegetables

sleep but i have to answer 170 questions cause @chunkybirb

sky sky sky it's my blog's header duh uh sKy

sweet and sour candy. SWEET AND SOUR CANDY.

dim lights it makes me feel cool

ahhh so here we go- Mooncalfs, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Sphinxes, Dragons that seem to be Space Nebulae, and more and more and more

i really feel like a boomer sometimes

i love everything about this site/app it makes me feel happy cause i like the people and the posts

uhhhhh i think too much about everything cause i just do. i like thinking

"He's dead, guys. For the sake of The Force, please watch Star Wars now he wanted to discuss it with you" actually no i would just say "A big shoutout to Garlic Bread he loved Garlic Bread"

myself cause i should be sleeping but sleep is for the weak and i am the weak and the strong i am a paradox-

that i obsess too much on things and try involving people it never works out

nope. had braces for 4 years, that beat out teeth showing smiles

i prefer computer-tv ahahahahaha

never tried them, so IDK

naaaaah not motion sickness- never travelled by sea so idk seasickness

lobed ears

yep i believe that deeds do count in life and beyond

idk bruh i don't believe in physical attraction too much- bodies are fake- mentally/metaphysically tho, im a 7

ahhhhh many many Stupid Genius, Tani, Tanu, Tanya

i still do-

i really want to talk to a therapist. converse. and discover.

im both, i am both.

10:1 is the ratio- giving 10, receiving 1

uhhh nothing just when i am right and people use the old "disrespect" argument

3, Hindi, Marathi, English

girls

uhh no i am not

my hair i love them everyone says things about my hair but i love them

knowledge vibes i give, someone tells me- and that's all i ever wanted

anyone i know tbh, my mutuals, my friends, my discord friends

ahhh no i wouldn't but i wish i was born 20 years earlier

bleh bloo, neither like nor dislike

i don't know if i have one

i don't know, haven't had physical contact in a long long long time in a galaxy far far away

the above point stands but i would like to ig

anything i write, 3 hours later, i instantly hate just idk why

anything i write

that i am normal no i am not and i am not okay hahahahaha

65-70 ish people

somewhere around-

many many many don't ask please but okay if you do ask

somewhat

uhhhhh idr exactly but i won't tell in public duh uh

mediummm hairrrr

last year lockdown i became harry potter

i don't know buddy i seriously don't know

yep i do cause knowledge i like knowledge

naaah never tried

no i definitely cannot stand on my hands or my head for more than 30 seconds

yep, im pretty sure i answered most of them correctly-

og link-

[dweetwise]

Picture with me. Mt Ormond Legion gets the map. They see what they think is a new cosmetic of like a fur coat. They go to taunt. An actual bear rears up and looks at them. Legion bolts and does not want to be injured by a grizzly. Lets survivors know from out of stabbing distance of the bear.

[bless u anon for feeding my dbd crack needs. you didn’t say which legion you wanted so have some rat boy frank!]

swearing ahead! also ooc but what else is new lol

Frank VS bear: ficlet/crack

Seeing the mist fade as he’s teleported into a trial, the familiar chilly mountain air seeps though Frank’s mask. He spins his knife and hums in content, glancing around at the grounds of the ski lodge he knows like the back of his hand.

“Fuck yeah, home advantage,” Frank grins to himself, starting the trek through the thin layer of snow towards the far side of the map where his annoying little survivor prey usually spawn.

He cuts through a jungle gym, slowing down once he spots something through the window. Is that a fucking fur jacket? Frank suppresses a snicker while imagining which of the survivor pricks the new outfit belongs to. Maybe bird boy wanted to look even more like a caveman? Or the sleazy gambler thought it’d go well with his trashy fucking sequin pants?

He doesn’t get any answers, as the person doesn’t seem to be moving, just crouching a ways off from the window trying to hide. He knows his heartbeat range is tiny, courtesy of the Doc’s teachings, so maybe the fucker has spine chill? Frank sidesteps the wall, walking backwards around the corner so as not to alert the skittish survivor.

“Hey fuckface, the 50′s called--” Frank taunts, finally turning around and raising his knife, ready to surprise the living shit out of--

Frank’s grin drops as he comes face to face with a fucking bear holy fucking shit! The bear growls before standing up on its hind legs and roaring--

Frank nearly shits his pants and scurries through the window in a frenzy, dropping his weapon while fumbling through the opening in a panic. He bolts out of the jungle gym, sprinting towards the other side of the map as fast as his legs will carry him.

His heart is pounding in his ears and he has no idea if the bear is following him. Frank braves a glance over his shoulder and-- “Shit!” --trips over some inconveniently placed rubble, landing flat on his face in the snow with his mask falling off from the impact and sliding away on the icy ground. Fuck! Fuck! Frank looks up, frantically trying to spot the animal chasing him, but ends up freezing from mortification instead.

Not even five feet to his side, three survivors are crouching beside a generator, having stopped dead in their repairs to stare at him with varying levels of disbelief. For a few painful seconds Frank just awkwardly stares back at the familiar faces of fellow Ormondian Jeff, that tired bitch, Quentin, and wannabe Oprah--Jane? The silence is uncomfortable as nobody moves a muscle, the only sound being the slow putter from the generator.

“AHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Quentin, the little shit, finally bursts out and actually doubles over from laughter beside the machine. Frank feels his rage flare up and fuck that bitch is getting stabbed-- “Hey kid, you alright?” Jeff offers and approaches Frank, extending a hand to help the other up. Frank snaps out of it and springs to his feet, reminded of the impending doom of the bear chasing him. “Bear! BEAR!!!” Frank yells, grabbing the bearded man by the shoulders and shaking him violently. “Stop insulting him, you homophobic piece of--” Jane starts angrily, forcefully yanking Frank off of the artist. “No you dumb bitch, an actual grizzly! It almost fucking ate me!” Frank explains in panic, slapping at the woman’s arm until she lets him go. “What the heck are you on about??” Jane demands, rubbing at her arm where Frank landed a decent punch. “He’s probably tripping,” Quentin deadpans, having recovered from his laughing fit and now back on the generator. “You know, on more than his own feet,” he adds, snickering. “Shut the fuck up Smith--” ”Where did you see the bear?” Jeff asks with a serious tone, placing a calming hand on Frank’s shoulder. Frank recoils away from the touch in disgust. ”On the other side of the lodge, near... I think by the snow cannon,” Frank explains, wracking his panicked brain for information. ”Would you show me?” Jeff asks. ”Hell no! I ain’t getting eaten!” Frank protests angrily. ”Like it'd want your skinny ass anyway,” Quentin quips. Frank whips around, ready to throw fists, when Jeff fucking touches him again ugh-- ”We’ll try to spot it from the lodge balcony where it’s safe,” Jeff explains, reassuring hand on Franks bicep and shooting a warning look Quentin’s way. ”Jeff why are you humoring him? Surely it’s a trap,” Jane demands, hands on her hips and giving Frank the stink eye. ”Can’t you see how scared he is?” Jeff argues. ”I’m not fucking scared--” Frank starts, blood boiling and face heating up in embarrassment. “You guys work on the gens on this side while we check it out,” Jeff again interrupts his tantrum, leading Frank to the lodge with a strong grip on his arm. Frank doesn’t protest (much), kind of glad to be rid of the two bitches by the gen.

He follows Jeff to the second floor of the lodge, and soon they’re looking around for the bear from the balcony. Frank spots it, almost at the exact same location as before, frantically pulling at Jeff’s sleeve and pointing at the animal.

“Holy shit,” Jeff says, astonished. “Why did the entity put a bear here?” “I don’t fucking know! What the fuck are we gonna do?? I can’t kill you or the bear, I dropped my knife earlier!" Frank rambles angrily. “I don’t think you’re supposed to kill anything,” Jeff says, thoughtful. “You know, there’s only three of us in the trial today.” Before Frank has an opportunity to demand what the fuck Jeff is on about, the man says something that makes his blood run cold: ”I think the bear is the killer. And you’re... a survivor.” “Bull-fucking-shit I’m a pussy survivor!” Frank protests angrily. “And even if I was--which I’m not... why?” “Entity parenting?” Jeff suggests. “It’s probably sick of you being a brat.” “I fucking hate you,” Frank says, giving his dirtiest glare. “The second I get my knife back--” “Sure kid,” Jeff says and has the audacity to smile. “Now let’s go find the others.”

They find Quentin and Jane on a different generator than before. Jeff explains the situation, causing Quentin to, predictably, burst out in laughter.

“It’s not fucking funny--” Frank hisses. “Oh my god I’m so done with this entity bullshit,” Jane sighs tiredly, pinching the bridge of her nose. “What am I even supposed to do!?” Frank demands, crossing his arms and staring at the trio with barely concealed hatred. “You’re supposed to help us out with wholesome magical teamwork!” Quentin beams, clearly getting off on his misery. “Or y’know, get mauled to death by the grizzly. Your choice.” “Quentin, stop picking a fight and show Frank how to fix the gen. Me and Jane will handle the ones that are closer to the bear,” Jeff decides. “Fuck no I ain’t staying with this cunt!” Frank exclaims, mortified. “Works for me,” Quentin shrugs, ignoring Frank and merely offering a wave as Jeff and Jane take off.

After Frank reluctantly listens to Quentin’s half-assed instructions and crouches down to touch the generator in disgust, the annoying teen thankfully shuts up. For a while Frank tries his best to stay focused on the machine, his leg jumping in pent-up energy as his thoughts flutter between the threat of the bear, his rage for the entity’s stunt, the uncertainty of what’s to come after this trial--

“Motherfucker!” Frank curses at the machine as it explodes under his hands. “You know,” Quentin says absently, not even acknowledging his failure. “You should ditch the fugly mask more often. Makes you almost tolerable to look at,” he challenges with a smirk. “Maybe you should have it, fuck knows you need it more with a mug like that,” Frank shoots back without missing a beat, ducking behind the generator to hide a grin. His foot stops twitching and he realizes it’s much easier to focus when he has someone to banter with.

Later, when the stupid generators are done and there’s no sign of the bear, they regroup with Jeff and Jane (ugh) in an already opened exit. Frank grimaces as Jeff tries to give him some cringy heartfelt compliment, before flipping Jane off when the woman tries to start an apology. Jane huffs in annoyance while Jeff merely chuckles, leading Jane into the exit, both of them disappearing into the void.

“I wonder what’s gonna happen once you get out,” Quentin muses, leaning against the gate panel and not seeming in any hurry to leave. “You think this was a one-off?” “I sure fucking hope so,” Frank mutters, not eager to repeat this dumb practical joke of the entity. “You didn’t actually do terrible today, rat boy,” Quentin quips with a grin. “Says the raccoon,” Frank mutters, turning away as he feels his neck heating up from a single half-assed compliment. Where’s his fucking mask when you need it?? “Eh, raccoons are kinda cute. I’ll take it,” Quentin says, thankfully ignoring his embarrassment. “More like stinky and a pain in the ass.” ”None of those are mutually exclusive,” Quentin jokes, before looking back into the snowy map in thought. “Going back for your mask still?” he asks, with barely concealed... worry? ”Nah, Susie’ll make another,” Frank remarks, ignoring the other’s sudden interest in his well-being. “Maybe you should do this more often,” Quentin says. “Get rid of the mask and, y’know, stabbing. Might even make some friends.” “I don’t need friends,” Frank scoffs. He has his Legion, why would he want to play family with the survivors?

Quentin--smirks?--which is definitely not the reaction Frank was anticipating. Frank suddenly realizes he’s been standing way too close to Quentin for acceptable bro-range and the other is looking at him with a mischievous glint in his eyes. Frank feels his face heat up and an insult dies on his tongue. Quentin opens his mouth to say something, but seems to notice something behind Frank as his eyes go comically wide.

“FUCK, THE BEAR!!” Quentin yells and Frank bearly has time to turn around to see the massive animal come barreling towards them before Quentin is pulling on his jacket, making them both stumble and nearly trip over each other as they fall into the safety of the exit gate threshold.

[is frank a) a bi disaster b) terrible at making friends or c) all of the above? also where do i sign to let jeff adopt legion]

[oliviaischillin1204]

💌 = Ticklish Confession

“Truth or dare?”

“Truth.”

Roman tsked. “You always pick truth, Poindexter.”

“Probably because you always dare people to eat weird stuff, Princey,” Virgil interjected.

“And what’s wrong with that? It’s a perfectly valid dare! Patton, tell him how much you liked the hot sauce milkshake you drank last time!”

Patton nodded. “It was good! The cold stuff canceled out the hot stuff!”

“Are you going to give me a question to answer, Roman?” Logan asked, bringing Roman’s attention back to the game.

“Oh, yeah! Okay, truth, let’s see…” He pondered for a minute before he snapped his fingers.

“Okay, truth: where are you most ticklish?”

Everyone looked at Logan for his answer, but to their surprise he hesitated.

“I… I do not share that sensitivity,” he stated plainly. “Ergo I cannot answer that question.”

Lgan had hoped that Roman would merely give him another question, but unfortunately his answer seemed to shock the three other sides.

“Wait, do you mean you’re not ticklish?” Patton asked, almost in dismay. “Everyone’s ticklish!”

Roman nodded. “Yeah, we’re all ticklish, so how can you not be ticklish?”

Logan shifted, trying to ignore the way they continued to repeat… that word. “Certainly not everyone is that way, Patton. And even though you all may be that way, Roman, I simply am not.”

Patton and Roman seemed to deflate a little, and although Logan felt slightly bad for disappointing them, he was more relieved that they would hopefully stop asking him about-

Logan jumped as he felt something poke his side. He turned, only to find Virgil’s index finger hovering mere inches from his body.

“Sorry,” Virgil said, although he didn’t sound very regretful. Before Logan could respond, he poked him again, and a small high-pitched noise escaped Logan’s mouth before he could stop it.

He flushed as something… changed, in Virgil’s face. Less curiousity, more playfulness.

“Sorry again, Logan,” he said. “I just wanted to tickle you, so we can make sure you aren’t ticklish. Do you mind if I tickle you again? I mean, if it doesn’t tickle you, then it shouldn’t be a problem, right?”

With every time he repeated that word, Logan felt himself getting redder and redder. He shifted to the side, his eyes unable to leave Virgil’s finger, but he suddenly found himself being held against a broad chest.

Logan looked back, only to find Patton’s warm smile right next to his face.

“Yeah, Logan!” he said. “It can be like a fun experiment: is Logan ticklish or is he not ticklish?”

Logan twitched as Virgil poked his side again, but this time Patton held him firmly in place, unable to move away from Virgil’s prodding finger. He bit the inside of his cheek, wordlessly shaking his head.

“Aw,” Roman cooed from where he had positioned himself at Logan’s feet. “Is someone a little scared at the thought of being tickled? Oh, but it can’t be because you’re ticklish, right? Because, obviously, you’re not ticklish. Not at all.”

Logan swore internally. They were all on the same page now, and he definitely wasn’t making it out of this unscathed.

He was pulled out of his thoughts by the feeling of Virgil wiggling all of his fingers against his ribs. Logan tensed, already failing in his attempt not to smile as he leaned as far from the touch as possible.

Virgil laughed. “Come on, Logan. Just laugh already.” He began scratching underneath Logan’s chin, making him toss and turn his head like crazy. “I know you want to.”

“Here, maybe someone has a ticklish belly?” Patton asked, the hand not holding Logan darting underneath his polo to scratch at the skin, giggling as he felt Logan’s stomach jump under his fingers.

“What about your feet? That’s usually a pretty ticklish spot, right?” Roman asked, already pulling off Logan’s shoes and tossing them to the side. He barely had to graze his fingers down Logan’s soles before the other brought his knees up to his chest, his wide smile barely containing his mirthful giggles.

“Ah ah ah, I think someone’s gonna laugh!” Patton cooed, curling a finger around Logan’s belly button. “Right, Virgil?”

Virgil chuckled lowly, his focus on finding which of Logan’s ribs made him squirm the most. “I don’t know, Pat. Logan’s pretty stubborn. Who knows how long he can hold out?”

“Oh, I just remembered!” Roman interjected, using one hand to keep Logan’s ankles pinned as the other hand switched between scratching at his arches. “It’s still Logan’s turn to answer a question!”

The three of them lightened their tickles up, each of them gently tracing nails over their respective spots. Logan’s laughter lessened into breathless giggles, his body wiggling on instinct as Roman fixes his gaze on him.

“Okay, Logan, truth,” Roman says with a smile. “Are you ticklish?”

The tickles stopped altogether, and Logan took a few moments to take deep breaths.

His eyes darted to each of the others, all watching him with expectant expressions. Logan couldn’t focus, he felt lightheaded and giddy and very free, which he certainly wasn’t used to. He didn’t want this moment to end.

After a few moments, without making eye contact with anyone, Logan slowly shook his head.

“I’m not ti-icklish! Ahahahahahaha!”

Before the words were fully out of his mouth, all three of them began attacking him: Virgil on his ribs, Patton at his navel, and Roman on both of his feet at once.

Patton tsked. “Lying is wrong, Logan!” He spiraled a finger into his belly button, sending his laughter to a new level of desperation.

“And we know you’re lying,” Virgil added. He focused on tasering his fingers at Logan’s lowest ribs, refusing to yield as Logan desperately thrashed his body back and forth.

“Just tell the truth, Teach!” Roman insisted, finally digging in below Logan’s toes.

His lowest ribs, his belly button, and his toes- his three worst spots. Tickled all at once. It was too much, until finally-

“Ahahahahahaha! Yehehehes! I’m- I’m- I’m tihihihicklish! Ahahahahaha!”

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, the others mercifully pulled their hands away. Logan slumped over, falling back into Patton’s chest, inhaling greedily.

“Sorry, Logan, could you say it again? I couldn’t hear you,” Roman asked innocently. Logan opened one eye to give him a half-hearted glare.

“Yes, fine, I’m t- ticklish,” he spat out, face flushing yet again. He felt Patton’s chuckle behind him, and Virgil awkwardly patted his shoulder.

“It’s really not a big deal, Lo,” he offered. “And we’ll never do it again if you really hate it.”

Logan sighed, sitting up and fixing his crooked glasses.

“Yes, well, I did not ‘really hate it’,” Logan muttered. “It was… fun.”

He pretended not to see Virgil’s small smile, or hear Patton’s loud awwing, or feel Roman pinch his pinkie toe, but he couldn’t pretend that he didn’t feel warm inside from his friends’ attention. He supposed there were worse secrets to reveal.

[tickly-trashcan]

Making it Less Scary {Dazushi}

thank you for the prompt lovely anon! I’m always happy to indulge a little dazai and atsushi, they’re one of my favorite pairings haha... I hope you enjoy this one, it was actually really fun to write!

Summary: Dazai and Atsushi decide to go to a haunted house while at a Halloween Fair together. What happens when Atsushi gets a bit too scared?

Word Count: 1k (under the cut)

“A-Are you sure about this, Dazai?” Atsushi asked softly, fear settling in the pit of his stomach as he clung to Dazai’s arm. Dazai snorted.

“What are you, chicken?”

Atsushi blushed, quickly shaking his head. “I am not chicken!”

Dazai hummed in sort of agreement as he and Atsushi walked closer to the entrance of the haunted house, fog rolling out from the entrance as the doors opened, Atsushi shivering.

He and Atsushi were out at the Halloween Fair, one filled with all kinds of fun activities including bobbing for apples and a corn maze. Another one of those activities happened to be a haunted house, which Atsushi had foolishly suggested.

“M-Maybe we can refund our tickets, or--”

“Uh-uh, no refunds! This was your idea anyway, silly boy, now lets venture onward!” Dazai said excitedly, pointing forward as he tugged Atsushi along into the dark abyss of the haunted house.

Atsushi shook slightly as he and Dazai walked slowly through the dimly lit haunted house, expecting anything to just jump out at him and scare him. But he wasn’t scared! Not one bit!

“Are you scared, Atsushi~?” Dazai teased, whispering in Atsushi’s ear as he jolted.

“I am not! Watch this, I’m not scared at all!” Atsushi said confidently, letting go of Dazai’s arm and walking forward in front of him, stomping cockily.

That is, until a witch jumped out from behind a wall, Atsushi screaming at the top of his lungs as he fell backwards right into Dazai, who laughed loudly.

Atsushi blushed, quickly jumping up from Dazai’s hold and brushed himself off, quickly regaining his balance as Dazai continued to chuckle behind him, wiping away a tear.

“Oh, Atsushi, you’re adorable,”

“I’m not adorable…” Atsushi said with a blush, crossing his arms as Dazai wrapped himself around him.

“Look, Atsushi, the witch isn’t even real… there’s nothing to be scared of! You’re in your head, you just need to calm your nerves a little… I might know a way to help.”

Atsushi turned his head slightly in Dazai’s direction, though he was slightly suspicious. Dazai’s plans never normally worked out in Atsushi’s favor, rather they just tortured him more than his current situation. However, he figured whatever Dazai had in mind was better than him pissing himself in a haunted house, so he was willing to give it a try. 

“Just hold still a moment, Atsushi dear,”

Atsushi did as Dazai asked, holding his position. That is, until he felt two hands scribble up his sides.

“Hehehehey!” Atsushi giggled, immediately jumping away from Dazai. He could see him threateningly wiggling his fingers in the dim lighting, and Atsushi let out a fearful squeak when Dazai lunged at him, latching his hands onto his ribs.

“Ahahahahaha, wait! Dazai nohohohoho!”

“Dazai yes!” Dazai mocked, drumming his fingers up Atsushi’s ribs, paying extra attention to Atsushi’s especially sensitive upper ribs, forcing the most adorable squeaks and giggles from Atsushi’s lips.

“HEhe! Nohohoho, not thehehehere!”

Atsushi managed to wriggle away from Dazai, quickly running through the haunted house, Dazai hot on his tail. He turned this way and that, screaming at a mummy that jumped out at him.

Must be Dazai’s cousin, Atsushi thought briefly to himself before running farther through the house, soon coming to a hallway that led two ways. Was this place a maze too?!

He ran left, letting out a loud yell before running in the opposite direction as a large spider fell down from the ceiling. A bad decision.

He ran right back into Dazai when he changed direction, quickly getting caught in his grasp and before he had a chance to catch his breath from running, Dazai’s hands were on his tummy, clawing at it in a horribly ticklish way. 

“NahahahaHAHAHA! Dazai! This isn’t wohohohohorking!” Atsushi gasped out, laughing loudly as Dazai pinched at the ticklish flesh above his shirt, knowing exactly which spots would drive Atsushi absolutely mad as he cackled, kicking his legs out as he leaned against Dazai.

“Of course it’s working, you’re not scared right now, are you? We just gotta tickle all the scary out of you!”

“NOHOHOHOhohoho!” 

Atsushi quickly ducked out of Dazai’s arms, running back down the hallway towards the exit, which he hoped was close. He saw the door that would lead him out of this cursed house and he bolted for it, reaching out for the handle…

He practically leapt through the door, panting heavily as he stood outside the haunted house, catching his breath as Dazai followed him out, grabbing him in a hug that made Atsushi quickly tense up, thinking he was going to tickle him again.

“Good job, Atsushi! You made it out! I guess the tickling really worked, huh?”

As he said that, he spidered a hand up Atsushi’s side, Atsushi choking out a giggle as he wriggled around in Dazai’s hug, trying to pull away.

“Dahahahahazai! Wehe-We’re out, you can stohohohop!” He giggled, pulling at Dazai’s grasp as Dazai considered his offer, before sticking out his tongue with a grin.

“Nah~”

Atsushi shrieked when Dazai suddenly dug both hands into his hips, wiggling vigorously as Atsushi cackled, throwing his head back against Dazai’s shoulder as he tried to push at Dazai’s arms that currently held him, but it was no use.

“NahahaHAHAHA! EheheHEHE DAzai!” 

“Poor Atsushi, you were so scared in there! You definitely need some cheering up,” Dazai cooed, one hand travelling up under Atsushi’s arm while the other remained at his hip, both digging into his sensitive skin as he barked out a loud laugh followed by a flood of helpless giggles. 

Atsushi felt his cheeks warm and tears prick the corners of his eyes as he continued to laugh, his knees eventually buckling as he was held up by Dazai’s hug as he continued to tickle him, Atsushi unable to do anything but laugh and squirm.

“Nohohoho more! Reallehehehehe!” Atsushi begged through his laughter, squirming around more desperately in Dazai’s hold. Dazai decided that Atsushi had had more than enough, and finally ceased his fingers, though he didn’t let go of Atsushi.

“N-No more haunted houses,” Atsushi breathed deeply, Dazai chuckling.

“I love how that’s the first thing you say… Alright, no more haunted houses, but do you want to go spend some more of our tickets?”

Atsushi turned slightly in Dazai’s hold, hugging him back as he nodded.

“I’d love that.”

[lovecanbesostrange]

There was no reason for Station 19 to go that hard on all fronts, but wow they did. I honestly watched S1+2 mostly out of habit, but S3 was like cleaning house, setting everybody up as a character with their personal flashback gave them far more layers and now I truly care. Thanks. Well, and then Grey’s happened and I cried for like half the episode...........

Maya and Jack have definitely profitted the most from the shift in tone and the character development overhaul. And I liked both their storylines. Maya dealing with all that crap from her father and coming to terms with why she maybe isn’t 100% ready for this very steady relationship and sharing all her emotions was great. Can she tell Carina everything she told Andy? In almost exactly this way, please? Because being afraid of slipping and finding these moments and naming what she has trouble with adjusting to - that is all good. And Carina is one of the most compassionate and patient people (from the limited scenes we have had with her over the years). Dear Maya, if you communicate, she will be there for you.

And wow, Carina than talking about her home and her own fears. Magnificent. Early days of covid? All the horrible, horrible news from Italy come to mind. So thanks writers for building that international bridge. (I wonder how any Italian tv shows that will incorporate the pandemic will deal with this. Every country has their very unique story in this.)

Of course we will see nice side characters getting covid and probably die. Gonna keep my fingers crossed for Marsha nonetheless. Jack having this make-shift family did wonders for his character and I don’t want him to take a blow. It’s a found family on the side, not bound by trade and I like it. I love that thanks to Marcus the masks with plastic windows were mentioned (even tying back to Dr. Riley’s visit to Grey-Sloan. Good job.

Well, Miller and Sullivan. That all happened. And I am exactly 0% qualified to discuss the issues raised. I do empathise with Sullivan a bit more (not that I dismiss Miller’s points, because like Sullivan and Warren say, he is right). Because I absolutely hate this thing were being part of a (minority) group makes you the spokesperson and you get judged far more harshly. And then also taking in-group crap about it. Yes, it is how the world is. But it’s unfair. (And tbh luckily Sullivan hurt mostly himself and he did stand up and face any consequence coming his way. And yes, he was the kind of person to always tell everybody else to better not make mistakes *blablabla* and look, he fell down that high horse... I do think that is something Miller pointed out very rightfully.)

Glad Travis talked to his dad. And I do like the way he did. Just letting him know he knows and leaving that door open. His breakdown about how the church/religion is letting gay people down, while so many sins are just forgiven... damn. Hard to watch. And if just one viewer watching suddenly went like “huh, fucked up”, it was worth it.

Vic is the unsung hero of this episode. I loved how she kept defending that drugged up dude. Yes, he is stupid and it’s horrifying that he stays with his obviously abusive wife, but also keeps drugs around and just... lives like this. But she kept talking about how he didn’t mean to hurt anybody else and that he needed help far more than punishment. Travis and Vic are both good people, but in that situation I think most of us would react more like Travis. Being annoyed, mouthing back and wanting those two shut the fuck up. It’s a normal reaction. What Vic said is the harder choice. And it felt like there was an untold story there.

Okay, wow, much to say about Station 19 for once. But oh boy, Grey’s...........

I remember the “early” episodes we met Bailey’s father. And then we barely talked about her parents. They were somewhere in the background. Until in “(Don’t) Fear the Reaper” we met her mom, got that whole thing with her dead sister and got this picture of her early home life. It was really good. And last week her parents get mentioned again, because hey, elderly people. AND NOW THEY TELL US HER MOM HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND THEN SHE DIED............................................................... it was so fucking heartbreaking start to finish.

And I love all the quiet scenes we got out of this that are just so human. Sad and human. Bailey talking to Meredith, saying she misses her and relating to the whole seeing your mom withering away (so dying twice in a way). I like the use of the beach, because Meredith is semi-conscious, she hears it all, but she just can’t wake up long enough. And then Maggie and Bailey on that bench.

Two people sitting on a bench, talking. Nothing special happens. They don’t need to distract by having them in a busy hallway or somethng. It’s a whole ass conversation with no shorthand. Showing all the emotions. Having Maggie go back to that time her mother died and how she views it all in a different light now. Talking about dying with dignity. Chandra Wilson was so good in this scene. (Her best performance to me will probably always be when Charles died in front of those elevators, I can cry just thinking about that.) And she was allowed such a variety of feelings. And the pain of it all brings up joyful memories. Thanks so much for that hilarity that her scholarship came from the fucking Daughters of the Revolution. HA!

I don’t get people who still watch Grey’s and the relationship drama is the thing they care most about. This is what I’m here for first - the personal lives and relating to all these emotions (and also the mistakes and the way to do better next time).

Well, at least Tom got better quick, I guess. Nice way to give Amelia a reason to get to work for a day and thus have her confronting Teddy. Look, I am done with storylines involving cheating and all. Teddy as a character is often hard to like. But the way she is isolated and like the most contact she has is with DeLuca when he updates her on Meredith’s vitals... it’s harsh. And I liked that Amelia can talk to her without making her feel more terrible. And then I did like Teddy talking to Tom, who was his charming self in the end. Bonuspoints for mentioning that the kids are with Owen’s mom. And hey, I give this to Owen, I believe this must be hard for him, because being a dad is the biggest deal for him. Actually something to make him more likeable - if handled correctly - and this situation sucks for him as well.

Which brings me to Link. Who was left at the Grey home. With Zola, Bailey, Ellis and Scout. Wow. Who would have thought? Amelia’s pregnancy was a good thing, I guess, to give them the excuse of baby time and also Link sorta moving in to deal with all the kids. (Shipping all of them off to their own living Grandma isn’t an option. lol ) Link is a good dude. So please, okay, it was news to him, no need to hate on Tom, push through the irritation, Link! Ahahahahaha.

Jackson being so nervous about his mom being a bit too proud to always keep her mask on - wonderful. Sure, she’s a doctor, she’s also stubborn and he was so scared of losing her not that long ago. Family drama everywhere! I always like seeing Jackson and Webber together. And then they had another big talk, hammering home the fact that people are affected differently. That it’s worse for poor people and not by accident, but systemic problems, most of them are PoCs. So many black and brown patients dying left and right, and it’s clear where the problem starts... I do believe for some viewers this is actually news, because the “news media” they consume won’t talk about that.

So, well, and then there is the Jo of it all. OMG where do I even start? Now, first off, Levi and Jo living together is still hilarious and thanks so much for getting two scenes at the loft. Especially that first one with Levi pretty much pushing her out of bed. Now, I do want Levi to talk to his mom, I desperately need to know how things are. I’m sure the pandemic has shed some new light on what’s important. Second I’m also glad Levi is with Jo, so she is not alone, which makes it harder for her to fall into really bad habits and down that depression hole.

I kinda freaked out seeing Val again and was sure she’s gonna die (might still happen aaaaah). They have a tendency to kill the nice ladies. Still haven’t forgiven Grey’s for killing CeCe. So it was cool that the surgery was a success and wow, did I love when Jo sent Levi out to just listen to Val and connect. And then the baby delivery happened and....... what is going on? Jo even just casually thinking about switching specialties? TO OB?????????? WHAT?????? Dear writers, you dropped the ball on her entire medical journey so often, giving her a bonkers fellowship, having her residency take way too long and shoving her into general, because oops no mentor or anything. And now you give me this? Please, so this is how I would accept this as a set-up for an actual carthartic moment:

Let Jo stalk Carina, play out this thought “what if this thing that made me happy for a day is the thing I am supposed to do longer”. And then let her have joyous moments, but also something complicated, and finally a very distressed woman in labor. And Jo feels for the woman, is compassionate and all and when the baby is there, the woman struggles to connect. And this joyous second is withheld from Jo. And boom, full circle, this woman feels like shit for not loving that baby instantly, for the feeling of resentment and being out of her mind. And finally Jo can forvige Vicki. And that’s the end of that particular journey.

I mean we all pretend that we have forgotten that time Jo stole a baby, right? Because that was the S16 hiatus and there was a storyline set in motion that blew up with Justin leaving like that. And we have had Jo interacting with babies and new moms so often over the course of the show. While also staiting that Jo’s self-worth is tied to being in an OR, which is also her safe space. So this whole thing...

Sometimes it’s easy to forget that Addison was the attending OB/GYN once upon a time. (”I’m being stalked by pregnant women!” “You are an obstetrician.”) She was also a fetal surgeon, which was what Arizona eventually became. So it’s not like when Meredith wore pink scrubs for a few weeks and got made fun of. There could be a long interesting road that eventually does include  surgeries. But it’s just so....... dumb. In a way. Especially with Jo having so many issues. And the writers - who give out pregnancies and babies like halloween candy - constantly skipping a potential Jolex-as-parents-storyline.... which kinda bites them in the ass now. ugh F R U S T R A T I O N......... I could write a five page essay just about Jo so far this season, I’m sorry. (Also if I ever have to see Jo in pink scrubs, a part of my brain will explode thinking back to Jason for sure.............)

Oh, and then there was Ben Warren. Just existing. Being a good man. Thanks. :3

[burnedbyshoto]

if you sent any asks (recommendations for things don’t count as I have to look around!) since october 17 until october 22 it is in here :)

anon said: The header for your askbox response post is *aesthetic*. I think it’s a really good idea to post one every few days if you have the time. ❤️

well, thANK YOUUUUU!!!!! I put in a whopping 10 minutes into it because I had no idea what I was doing! i’ll definitely be doing asks this way now though.

big dick kiri anon said: !!!!!! ILY HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY PLS HYDRATE 💙💙❤️❤️ -bigdickkiri

Omg love! Please don’t worry about kinktober just breathe! Take your time and try to relax 💙❤️- bigdickkiri

DAMN, that is a LOT. Please look after yourself and don't stress about it love!! - bigdickkiri

I'm very excited. BUT PLEASE LOOK AFTER YOURSELF, DO NOT FORCE ANY OF THIS OMG - bigdickkiri

AHH, AMAZING, TALENTED SWEETHEART, GORGEOUS LOVE, HAVE A INCREDIBLE DAY AND HYDRATE - bigdickkiri

I believe I did have a good day, and I am actually super bad at hydrating, buT ILL TRY TO GET BETTER!!!!

I am breathing!!!! JUSTTT BREATHEEEE!!! I am taking my time now and relaxing to the best of my ability :D thank you so much bdk I love you with all my soul

theres always a lot, but if im not doing a lot I dont do anything so on one hand.... it’s okay LMAO but I will continue to try and not stress :D

BDK I WOULD NEVER WANT TO MAKE YOU THINK IM FORCING THIS OUT OF MEEEE ILL TRY MY BEST TO MAKE YOU PROUD

GHSOGHJIAORGJRGIRAHG YOURE AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, TERRIFIC, INCREDIBLE!!!!!!! YOU HYDRATE AND MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU

@bread-theduck​ said: We love you and support you ❤ dont push yourself, your mental health is so much more important that kinktober haha. Take all the time you need, we're right here and open if you wanna talk~

I don’t really try to push myself... it just happens subconsciously D: but thank you for the love and support!!!! my mental health is stronger than I give it credit though

anon said: listen! we all appreciate you and your writing dearly but! I think we can all agree that we want you to be okay mentally and physically before you make yourself write! kinktober can wait! you’re more important!! at the very least, pls take a break for tonight.

I honestly can’t even remember when i said I was tired, but thank you for your kind words regardless!!!! I am trying to get better at it because i don’t want to disappoint you guys D:

@saintbullet​ said: Please take care of yourself!!! DONT risk your health for writing. We care about you so much! Be careful 💕💕💕

I know I push myself a lot, and i’m really sorry for scaring you all!!!! I am trying though, and it just has a lot to do with my mental fatigue and that im judging some hard classes right now then it has to do with anything

anon said: hey it'll be alright! idk whats wrong but i promise everything will work out like its supposed to! you just take care of yourself and take as much time as you need to feel better!! we love u!! ♥️

It wAS MY PERIOD I REMEMBER NOW AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOO WITH ALL THE LOVE MY HEART POSSES!!!!!!

anon said: periods can be a pain so pls take care of yourself!! drink lots of water and rest up!!!

my period is the worst, if she was a person i’d block her and avoid her irl!!!!!!!!

anon said: Lol ok so gay for Mina anon back and no, I was not the anon who requested it. But lmao, let me take this time to whole heartedly thank that anon for quenching my thirst anyways

oh whoops, sorry for thinking you were someone else D: iM GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU WERE HAPPY WITH IT!!! READER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BAD GUY BUT I COULDN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT WORK LMAO

anon said: I am just planning on hanging out and reading all the lovely writing that comes from this

i’m pretty sure this is about my nsfw/sfw headcanons, and honestly im sooo very excited to start working on them!!!!!!!!

anon said: you have no idea how happy I got when I saw u posted for mina like UGH MY WIFE I LOVE HER SO MUCH 🥺🥺🥺 N GIVING US GAYS AMAZING CONTENT UR AMAZING MWAH MWAH KEEP BEING THE PERFECT ANGEL U ARE 🥺🥺💞💗💖💕💓💝

AHHHHH IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT MINA IS LIKE MY FAV CLASS 1-A GIRL SO I LOVE HER SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHH YOURE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU AND YOURE AN ANGEL!!!!!!!

many a anons said: Sorry I didn’t see the part where you said not to request characters that were already on the list I thought that was the list of character we could vote for.

so sorry I accidentally sent a character in that has already been requested, Tumblr didn't show me the follow up posts ;;

nooo I didn’t see the list I’m so sorry 😭😭😭

LOL ITS OKAYYYY. y’all were hoes and kept sending me shouto who I couldn’t even think about deleting from my list... so... you are lucky >:(

anon said: hello! not a request here but take care of yourself anc stay hydrated bb 🥰🥰

I got my water right next to me rn bby :D

anon said: be todoroki’s girlfriend

bitch I am todorokis WIFE, why would I need to dress up???

@girl-with-a-mentality​ said: You can be todoroni for Halloween.

....you right...

anon said: Thirst post infoo ;3 I found a doujinshi of Bakugo being teased and toyed with sexually with by Ochako, Yaomomo, and our lovely momma Mina

...send it

anon said: GIRLLLLLL

ANONNNNNNNNNNNNN ;)

local dumbass anon said: local dumbass is here once again, i thiink you know who i am and might've found my ig buuuuuut..?

uh.... I don’t know???????? I only followed people on insta if you gave me your handle or followed me first.... also did you cut your bangs?

anon said: Your Monoma scenario was really good!If we’re being honest, though, Monoma would literally start foaming at the mouth if he saw anyone from 1-A making physical contact with his s/o, ESPECIALLY Bakugou. They would have to call animal control because there would be a rabid Monoma in the dorms lol

okay... while you’re not wrong, I just thought 18 year old monoma should have grown up just the tiniest bit! plus his obsession is controlled because of his insecurity so LMAO IDK I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE UGH

@awkward-theaterkid​ said: I was reading your Day 19 Fic but I couldnt take it seriously, the title "My Way" kept reminding me of the Backstreet Boys "I want it that way" and it keeps popping up while I read it 😂

as someone who only heard that song because of b99 I read this and immediately thought of b99 LMAOOOOO

🍒💥anon said: URGENT PSA: LYSSA IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND I LOVE HER -🍒💥

Hello Queen Lyssa, I finally read "And They Were Roommates" and have absolutely no idea why I put it off so long! ITS A MASTERPIECE. Each chapter is addictive and the slow burn and angst destroyed me 😭 The smut in the final chapter is flawless and sooooooooooooooooooo H O T. Shoto wasnt even my favorite character but he might have to be now (or at least in my top 3) 😰 This is my new favorite series and I cant wait to re-read it!!!! YOURE AMAZING AND ILY. You own my soul now -🍒💥

URGENT PSA I LOVE YOU CHERRY EXPLOSION AND YOURE AMAZING :D

ATWR holds a special place in my heart uwu.... HAOGHIOSRGSIOGJSIHG THANK YOU!!!!! SHOUTO IS AN AMAZING CHARACTER WHO I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEARRTTTTTT

~ thank you to @didyoumeanme​, @kittenlordofdarkness​, @soafers​ for submitting memes and animal pics for my rommate, much appreciated :D ~

anon said: Did the local dumbass anon ever cut their bangs? Do you know?

....I dont know, but I just asked her rn >:)

this paragraph is dedicated to those surrounding to the meltdown mess that occurred yesterday. to each and every one of you who sent me kind words via my askbox or directly contacting me, thank you. I really want to move past this because I feel by holding on it will make me feel less inclined to write because of my guilt. of course, I do not expect you to forgive me, or trust me in my story of how it went down, because at the end of the day it was my mistake for trusting in someone to write with pure intentions when I didn’t know if she could. im trying to continue on with my best foot forward and im grateful for those of you who trusted in me. I swear I will never push myself again, and that I will instead take my time in order to publish my original work and only my original work and not take anything that comes from a “friend”. know that I love you all, and I dont know how to take it easy so my break lasted a whooping 10 hours, and my blog won’t discontinue until im done with bnha or...I get into medschool which is still 3 years away, I am taking care of myself, im staying hydrated, im trying not to put myself down anymore, I will keep going, & will forever continue to be more careful with what I post. also, no one was really coming for me, so don’t worry if you thought so lol. (to you 9 anons who expressed their kind thoughts to me, thank you. to big dick kiri anon thank you. to @bqkubabey​, @flayvus​, & @ultimate-shit-poster​ thank you so so much you really helped me not drown myself in my own guilt.)

anon said: i hope you’re feeling okay today :((

I am feeling a lot better. unfortuantely I did make myself really sick yesterday because ive never been as stressed in my life ever, but im okay now. there’s nothing I can do more for what happened so I will try to continue on as best as I can and I appreciate you caring... ilysm :)

@ikinabi​ said: Your writing??? Actually god sent 🥵👌 and the way you write Mirio gets me GOING

BAHAHAH NOOOOO ITS NOT PLAFUAOGHJIPRAHAR MY MIRIO PIECE YOU LIKED WAS MY FIRST PIECE ON HIM AND OOO BOY I DID NOT DO HIM JUSTICE

anon said: fuck buddy iida is a thought that has never crossed my mind but now that i’ve seen your post i am intrigued haha

well... it is up :) if you wanna check her out :)

anon said: You dont have to answer if you dont wanna but i just wanna see if your okay. I hope your end your doing well and not stressing.

i’m doing much better than I was yesterday!!! I just needed to rest and calm down and stop attacking myself. thank you for checking in!!! it means so much :,)

[blackcatanna]

Okita's Route Part 2: Still on Kyoto Winds because I didn't realise that I'd ramble so much

Predictably, I'm enjoying Okita's route a lot more than Kazama's. Also, I'm skipping a lot less than when I played Kazama and Iba's routes, which makes a lot of sense because Okita is actually in the Shinsengumi and, therefore, gets a lot of screen time. So far, he acts like an asshole but this isn't backed up by his actions. Apart from the casual child cruelty X_X

Chapter, uh, 3? I think...

I feel like Hijikata sticking up for Sanan is just making things worse X_X . Saying that he's not useless because he's a swordsman is just plain wrong. It makes it seem like he's just saying it out of pity. I'm sure that Sanan has plenty to contribute, besides slicing people up.

"Sanan is quite the beloved member here, isn't he? It's nice to see such a tight-knit group." -_- Itou is such a master of shade. Gently implying that they only keep Sanan around because of their relationship. You evil bitch X_X

"Ugh, who brought those bastards into the Shinsengumi?" RIGHT?! Glad to see that Okita's not blindly following Kondou's lead here.

"He is easily deceived by silver tongues, those who appear virtuous... but are real scumbags." As the great Roisin Conaty once said: "Charming is just lube for evil." However, this is kind of backing up what those asshole kids were saying earlier about Kondou being an idiot X_X

SNOOP SNOOP 👀

AH! OKITA CAUGHT ME TALKING TO MYSELF! AGAIN X_X

"Trying to run away behind our backs." -_- You know that's not true.

"Heh, I'm just messing with you." No shit. "I mean, unless you were escaping, then I'll slit your throat." -_- You just couldn't resist the opportunity to throw out another casual death threat, could you?

Is he worried about my safety? I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BE FLIPPANT BUT I SEE THROUGH YOU.

"Good girl." -_-

"It sounded like something out of a fairy tale." Oooooooooh hooooooneeeey... Have you not been paying attention?!

Welp, Okita told me to scream so... AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Oh, apparently, not that... OKITAAAAA! Bet he loved that.

"Aaaaaaaaaaagh!" Everyone, please stop screaming.

Ngl, Sanan looks good with white hair.

Apparently, Okita likes hearing me screaming his name... Good to know...

"Don't worry your little head. It would be my pleasure to help you die." O_O ... Isn't that a little hasty!?!

"You're not serious, are you?" HONEY X_X

"It's really annoying, you know. You think you're part of the Shinsengumi?" </3 Ouch X_X You're the ones who took me prisoner, y'know? However, Chizuru does often act like she's the only one who cares about the Shinsengumi members, which must be annoying af.

"We only keep you alive because you're useful. You are NOT one of us." Uh... Thanks for calling me useful? But is that seriously your attitude? Anyone who's not useful to you should just die? -_-

"His words shattered my already breaking heart." Aw! </3 Poor Chizuru bae!

"Seriously... You can really be a pain, you know that?" RIGHT. BACK. AT. YOU.

"It'd be easier to just kill you," Broken record much?

"Had their last thoughts as men been hope they might survive the madness? It sounded horrible..." YUUUP.

"Sano! Make something up!" Definite DnD vibes again! When you make the low charisma character roll deception X_X

"You're a miserable actor. Keep your mouth shut." I'm sure that this exchange won't seem suspect at all X_X

"Oh, Sanan... Who cares what you are? You're alive!" Bless Kondou's pure and simple heart :')

"Yukimura, you go back to your room. I know you didn't sleep much." Why am I the only person in this game who requires sleep? -_- Just a trend I've noticed...

"*Cough* *Cough*" O_O OKITA, ARE YOU OKAY!??? O_O

"You owe us a lil' booze! Or maybe even, heh, a little... company?" WHERE'S OKITA'S MURDEROUS INSTINCT WHEN YOU NEED IT!?!?

"Suddenly I felt a hand on my arm." BWOOOOOOAAAARP!!! PHYSICAL CONTACT ALARM!!!

"Calm down, kid." ... NO. I HAVEN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN MONTHS.

"Hey hey hey! Looks like she's got the hots for you, Souji!" Oh Heisuke X_X

"No matter what, I won't buy Ishida Medical Powder." XD Got to admire Okita for staying true to his convictions :')

"I'm using the hell out of you" O_o Calm down, Hijikata X_X

Guess I'm going to have to put stalking Okita on hold for now...

Harada and Shiranui should just kiss already.

""Huh? Chizuru?" Okita looked up from cleaning his sword as I entered the hall." OH, HE WAS POLISHING HIS SWORD, EH? ;P YES, I AM TWELVE. Tbf, his face really does look like he's been caught in the act...

"Oh shut up, will you? It's all your fault. The medicine you gave me totally doesn't w..." >:( I'm hoping that the reason that sentence trails off is because I give him a verbal smack down!!

"*Cough* *Cough*" O_O WELL, I GUESS NOW I CAN'T CALL HIM A CUNT!

BLOOD O_O

"It's nothing." ... BOI!!

This game is totally a forcing-stubborn-men-to-rest simulator X_X

"I'd been given instructions to stay away" from the physical examinations but ho's gotta ho', amirite?!

"Oh my... So you WANT to see those savages? What peculiar taste..." Itou, don't call me out like this. Although, I still feel like we should respect their privacy X_X

"Oh! Oh..." ALRIGHT, YOU THIRSTY BITCH, CALM DOWN.

*Camera zooms in on Nagakura's tiddies* -_-

"Your body's fine, Shin." - Heisuke.

"Don't you wanna order a slice of this beef cake? I got two meaty servings on a plate, right here." Aaaaaagh! X_X My eeeeyyyeees.... Can't... un-read... sentence... please... fetch.... brain... bleach...

"A medical exam is for finding problems, not showing off. Now move." PREACH, SAITO!!!

"I feel like it's rude to intrude..." AND YET HERE WE ARE X_X

"It grants immortality" ??? Except for the part where you turn to ash???

"You're forcing your body in ways the eyes can't see." LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR, GUYS!!!

Everyone's just... RIPPING Takeda to shreds XD

"I'm scared shitless, believe me." :'( Poor Okita

No smart comments here... this is just really sad :'(

He's seen me? It's been nice knowing y'all...

Finally, Chizuru calls out Okita for threatening to kill her so much.

"Desist, you hooligans!" Sen is such a Queen! I want a Sen route!

Chizuru and Sen standing up to these arseholes is giving me LIFE! :') PREACH, GIRLS, PREACH!!!

"What were you going to do if they hurt you gravely?" Regenerate, biatch! >:)

"C'mon, was she that pretty?" UM, YES. But I think that she gives off too much of a domme vibe to be Okita's type :P

Chizuru is getting VERY distracted by Okita's hair. You know those scenes in movies where the woman takes down her hair and it's all slow motion and super sexy? This series has a lot of that. Plus when they get their Western makeovers :')

"That's funny... You don't LOOK like an especially nosy, hand-wringing version of my mother." XD I mean, -_- That totally wasn't hilarious.

"I grabbed his towel and began to scrub his head." ... We totally are his mother X_X

"I feel like I remember a time when you were nice and quiet..." NOT ANYMORE, BITCH! AND NOW, I'M ARMED WITH A TOWEL >:)

"You're really good with your hands." O_o ... What?

"You tied your hair up so quickly..." Why don't you show me what else you can do with them? ;)

Now he wants to know what I think of his hair? :/

OMG, HE'S TRYING TO COPY KONDOU'S HAIR XD I HAVE NO WORDS (for once)

Oh, you're surprised that I kept my promise? I'll have you know that I am an honourable woman, good sir! >:/

But Chizuru's claiming to only have done it out of fear of being sliced and diced? :/Uh, sure?

Chapter 4:

"They're small potatoes." This game has some excellent phrases in it X_X

Itou wanting to change the Shinsengumi uniform because it's not "fashionable" enough is the kind of genius that I'd expect from this game's most relatable character :') Although, I personally think that the blue uniforms are pretty <3

Awe, Chizuru thinks that Okita's joking about killing Itou :')

Kaoru just VERY BLATANTLY giving away that he was involved in the notice board incident X_X

:O I'm slightly jealous to discover that Okita's casual death threats aren't just reserved for me!

I get the sense that Okita knows that Kaoru's a boy but I'm sure that it wouldn't stop him if Kaoru was really a girl. Hooray for gender equality!

"I felt embarrassed for even doubting her for a second," O_e SERIOUSLY??!??

We're just going to let him go now!?!

Now Okita's having a coughing fit D: It was so stupid to run off and make him come after us :(

"What if she had accomplices nearby" GOOD. POINT. Chizuru would be so easy to lure into a trap X_X

"Without me around, you're just a useless kid." But I have a great personality! So, together, we almost make one complete, functioning adult :)

"Stop being so timid." I wish that I had that power :'(

"You can rely on us when you need to." Aweee! ^_^

"even compared to the weakest Shinsengumi foot soldier, I was pathetic." HEY. STOP THAT. WHAT DID I SAY? GREAT. PERSONALITY.

"Did you need something?" "Blood." O_O AH. Well, at least he doesn't beat about the bush! O_O

"What the hell? That's a little cold of you, having that pass for a good-bye, isn't it?" YEAH! :'( MIKI IS RIGHT! </3 :(

"Saburo. Watch your mouth." I'm sure that Miki is sad when Itou dies but 90% of their interactions are Itou telling Miki to shut up. X_X

"Is... Is that okay?" NO. IT IS NOT OKAY. SAITO AND HEISUKE ARE LEAVING, ALONG WITH LITTLE PIECES OF MY HEART. D'X

"would that mean I could never see them again?" *sobs*

"We're going to keep relations amicable between our two organisations." AHAHAHAHAHA HA.

"Okita...?" "... Hm? Damn." Uh, nice to see you, too?

"Next time we run into 'em, we'll probably have to kill each other." O_O Don't be so flippant, you ass :'(

"Swords don't think" damn, I didn't realise that you were sword-kin. Everyone thinks and has feelings. I'm sure that no power could convince Okita to kill Kondou.

"Takeda also left" and not one single fuck was given. :')

Just going to ignore Okita making fun of my "bed head" -_-

"I've come to take you" orly? ;)

"Look, lady, you're not part of the Shinsengumi, so I'd appreciate it if you could keep your nose out of our business." So, now that it's convenient for you, I'm part of the Shinsengumi? -_- I still haven't forgotten what you said before, asshole >:( Remember? HEART = BROKEN.

Sen knows that I'm a SLUT ^_^

"I can't tell if you have guts, or if you've got rocks for brains..." It must be the latter if I'm staying because of you XP

*Terrible decision immediately has lethal consequences*

LEMME GO! >:(

See Kazama post for my COLOURFUL feelings on this cunt >:(

Kondou can be so badass when he wants to be :')

Why... Hello there ;)

"Gotta admit, I didn't figure you for this type of girl." Then you haven't been paying attention ;P

Oh yeah: BWWWWWAAAAAAAARRRRP!!! PHYSICAL CONTACT ALARM!!! And then some X_X

"Didn't think I'd be getting pushed down into bed tonight, least of all by you." Oh yeah? Who else did you have in mind? Kondou? -_-

"Oh no! No no no!" Chizuru, we know you're thirsty and it's okay! Embrace the thot within! :')

"Tell me... How is it? On top of me. Does it feel good?" PLEASE SAY YES, PLEASE SAY YES, PLEASE SAY YES!

"I hadn't realised I was still on top of him." Uh-huh. Sure. And what a terrible shame that was.

"If I go out, Kondou will get mad at me." And then no more bum fun :( (me@me: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!??! me: XD Sorry)

"Okita's eyes shone with admiration for Kondou." X_X The fanfiction writes itself...

Just to be clear, I think it's pretty gross to ship people with their guardians, even if they're both adults at the time, because that's called GROOMING.

"He isn't going to need the Water of Life. I'll make sure of that." ... How, Hijikata?! He's literally DYING of tuberculosis!

And now he's not eating :'(

"I just don't want to. Is that really a problem?" Yes, because you'll starve to death.

"Hm, you are a doctor's daughter... Maybe you just can't leave a sick guy alone?" Or maybe I just don't want YOU to die, ass >:'(

I WILL MAKE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUST EAT IT!!! Ooooooh! He's blushing :O

He doesn't like bitter stuff but wants me to put grated radish in his porridge? O_o Well, I'm glad that he's cooperating :D

"I'm only going to eat it if it's delicious." Well, if you don't like it, I'll try again! :D

"Don't think I've given up or something." Okay D': <3

EAT THE FOOD, OKITA >:D

"It makes me feel good..." Hooray ^_^

"Could you keep me company for a while?" :O Okey! :)

"What would I talk about?" HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND...

"He wasn't afraid to die," um, weren't you eavesdropping on his conversation with the doctor? -_-

"I want to help... But I'm getting weaker every day." Of course you do :'( This is more heartbreaking than him saying that you're not part of the Shinsengumi and just annoying DX

Maybe tell him that everybody likes having him around and that the Shinsengumi is where he belongs? Or, we could just leave him to wallow in misery... I guess that works, too X_X

"I couldn't see someone like Okita succumbing to a mere disease." ... Why, exactly? Is he supposed to fight it off with his sword or persuade it to fuck off with the force of his personality?

"He'll be fine. Right...?" NOOOPE.

SAITO 😍 I mean, uh, whatever... Totally not bothered at all...

WAIT, HOLD ON: SPY-TO. Yes, thank you. I am a genius :3

Finally murdering Itou for realskies! :')

I get that Hijikata and everyone are trying to look out for Okita but he's terminally ill. Keeping him out of the action is only going to keep him miserable until his inevitable demise. :'(

"Saito'll be here for a few days, so you'll have someone to play with." -_- Bit patronising, Hijikata X_X

Kazama being his usual, charming self X_X

Let's go find Okita and... Tell him to go back to bed? Okay...

What the fuck!?!! Kaoru!?!!

Do we ever get a decent explanation for why Kaoru was sent to live with some abusive fucks?

Kaoru... Why are you so short? I bet you were malnourished X_X

Okita's just watching this unfold, chomping on imaginary popcorn...

"Do you just plan to use her, like Kazama does?" O_o... I fucking hope not, because that would be INCEST!!!

"... No," OH, THANK GOD.

"What would you have done if I'd said yes?" Ugh, you said no already! Can we please move this conversation in a less incestuous direction X_X

"... No. You're free to take her." OKITA!!! HE'S MY BROTHER X_X Not that I'm expecting you to leap to my defense but this conversation is WEIRD as FUCK.

:O The Ochimizu! Is Kaoru trying to help Okita?! Misguidedly, but still.

"But... if their plan is to simply use my dear sister as some sort of demonic broodmare... I can't allow that to happen." ... Kaoru... :'O That's... Actually really sweet XO This is the first time that someone who claims to be part of my family has actually looked out for me :')

Oh, so Kaoru wants to use Okita to protect me from Kazama! I have a feeling that he's going to be disappointed if he thinks that Okita will do what he tells him to but I appreciate the gesture :')

"Please don't do anything that would hurt Kondou so, Okita." Ugh, even as he lies dying, he's supposed to be worrying about upsetting other people? >:(

"Okita the Fury; Okita the beast." X_X Bit harsh but okay.

"He had traded away his soul." Um, since when? XD

"Happy now, Kaoru Naguno?" "Yes I am." ... Fair.

"... For falling into my trap." Wait, what?!? O_O

"I'm happy I got to make my sister suffer." Kaoru, why? D': WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAA-AAALLL!!! DX

I'm glad that Kaoru did away with the Nagumo fuckers >:( But still, why take it out on me?!

Even dressed as a boy, Kaoru still looks prettier than Chizuru...

*Sigh* looks like I'm being choked, as usual X_X

I feel like Kaoru could easily have given Okita something much worse than the Ochimizu if he REALLY wanted to make me suffer.

"I'd run out of things to say." X_X Again?!

"This was my decision and I don't regret it." That is good to know :)

"You shouldn't get involved with a guy like me." Oh, here we go X_X

"That came out of nowhere," Too right!

"No" uh, does that mean "no, I won't get involved with you" or "no, I won't do as you say"???

Uh, is he crying?! "Hey! You can't just act like you're sick when you want something!" XD What the actual fuck is happening right now???

"I'm dead" ... Uh... Really? Because... You seem very much alive...

"I don't think Kondou wants you around just because he wants you to do things for him." FINALLY, some sense!

Aaaand, apparently, it's earned me The Unblinking Stare of Doom >:(

"Do you mind not trying to speak for Kondou." Do you mind not assuming that he's so much of an asshole that he'd kick you out just because you're inactive during the day?! >:(

"It's not like you're capable of knowing exactly how Kondou truly feels." YES, YUKIMURA!!! GET HIM!! >:D

"Do you think Kondou would still need me... Even if I can't hold a sword anymore?" YES.

"You're right." I know :3

"I'm just jealous of you, Okita, that you have someone like Kondou by your side." Yeah. >:'( Fuck you, Kaoru, fuck you, Kodo :'(

"Oh yeah, huh... I totally forgot." Ffs, Okita XD

"They just happened to be there when you were born, you know?" Yeah! >:( And they can all go to hell!

"Somehow, my chin had acquired something of an arrogant tilt" yaaaas! You live your best life, girl! Let go of the haters, cut out the negativity! Stick it to 'em!

Chapter 5:

"How dangerous could foreign weapons be?" Oh, my sweet, Summer Sanan X_X

"Why are you going on night rounds with us?" ... Wait, what?! Why am I going on night rounds?

AS IF putting myself in danger is going to help Okita in any way X_X

DAMN, KONDOU... Nice, uh, blood you're accessorising with, there. O_O MEDIC!!!

"Lucky for us, they're idiots." Hooraaaay!

Okita's not going to be happy when he sees this...

Speak of the devil...

HIJIKATA, STOP BEATING ABOUT THE BUSH.

"I thought for a moment that Okita was going to grab Hijikata and shake him." :O :D Please yes!

Okita is suuuuuper keen to blame Hijikata for this -_-

"If he dies, it's your ass in the fire, Hijikata." Another excellent image but this pointless conversation has gone on for too long X_X

"I will find you, no matter where you may be, and I will kill you." O_O OKITA!! I THOUGHT THAT YOU SAID YOU WERE CALM!!! Bloody hell X_X

Oh no... What has Okita done now X_X

Killing spree, mad science, aggressive interrogation, Hijikata murder? The possibilities are endless with this stabby boi.

Where exactly am I running to? "I had finally found him." HOW?! With the power of love?! O_o

Looks like "Killing spree" it is X_X

"I'm about to murder you." Ffs Souji X_X

"I'm just doing my job." OH YEAH?!? THEN WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO GO BEHIND EVERYONE'S BACKS, HUH?!

"What's wrong with me doing what I'm doing?" Yeah, what's wrong with sadistically slaughtering a bunch of virtually defenceless men as they attempt to retreat?! -_-

"I just killed people, no matter who it was, as long as it was what Kondou wanted." *Sigh* Kondou's not going to be around for ever, you know? X_X Maybe TRY think about why your doing what you're doing. Maybe learn from Kondou's example?

"Do not ever act out and worry the chief like that again." XD You tell him, Saito!

"Idiots." XD Hijikata

"I didn't wake up until evening had arrived." Oh look, it's me :)

OH, FUCK. That looked like a Kaoru silhouette :O

Why do they keep saying that Kaoru "tricked" Okita into drinking the Water of Life?! Kaoru offered it and Okita drank it. No trickery here!

"They wanted to avenge Itou. You remember him? The man you deceived and murdered?" XD Can't argue with that :')

"shoot the weaker target first." UGH. Why do I always get SHOT!?!

"Call me what you want." Oh, I intend to 3:)

Omg, I didn't get shot! :O BECAUSE OKITA USED HIMSELF AS A HUMAN SHIELD O_O ... BUT WHY?!??

NO, DON'T CHECK UP ON ME! WE NEED TO MOVE BEFORE WE GET SHOT AT AGAIN!!!

Oh no! O_O Doesn't look like he'll be moving any time soon O_O

"Okita! Okitaaaaa!" O_O

"It kills me to see you hurt, just as much as it kills you to see Kondou hurt!" O: <3 :'(

"What an idiot.. " No, Kaoru! You're the idiot! Because you will never be happy while you continue down this sadistic, evil path, wasting your own life trying to destroy someone else's and refusing to let go of your spiteful jealousy >:( At least Okita's risking his life for something good.

"The more despair and anger you feel, the more you look like me." ... Silver linings! :)

D: Did they use silver bullets?! :O

Wait, when did Yamazaki get wounded?! :O

Bless Hijikata for letting me stay with my crush XD

Final Chapter:

Yamazaki is fine :D Hooray!

"They need men, so we need to go now..." Uh... Then why aren't you dressed? X_X

"... I want you to remain calm as I tell you this." That is... NOT AN ENCOURAGING WAY TO START A CONVERSATION O_O

D': Inoue has fallen. :'( It hurts every time DX

Aw, he looks really sad :'( and no wonder...

"as soon as we arrive, I'm gonna swing my sword at anyone and everyone." Uh... That's the spirit X_X

ONWARDS TO EDO

[kirakirachiizuru]

[PART 1] HAKUMYU LIVE2 - SPECIAL GUEST EXTRAS - Matsuda Ryo

I am doing this just for fun ^^ Because I like translating the Tokuten (extras), than the Honpen (stageplay) :p I know LIVE has been around for a while but just in case ^^ I will skip some parts… because they talk too fast / not so important / interesting :p If I have the time and if anyone wants to read this, I will make the rest with Izawa Yuki, Yamazaki Shuuto, Gomoto Naoya & Yazaki Hiroshi too ^^ (i edited this with photos lol yesterday tumblr was being ugly and jealous i couldnt upload anything)

PART01: Matsuda Ryo-kun (12/08, Kyoto, NOON)

[01:25:22]

Mori-Producer: Today’s guest, Matsuda Ryo-san!

Ryo: IS EVERYONE HAVING FUN?

*fanscream*

Ryo: NOT ENOUGH! DO YOU LOVE HAKUMYU?

*fanscream*

Ryo: Awesome! Once again, I am  the previous Saito Hajime actor, Matsuda Ryo.

Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.

:

M-P: So it has been 2 1/2 years, since your last stage, since Kazama-hen

R: Yes, that was the last one for me, and the Fukuchou (commander / Piroshi). And you see just now I have been watching from the side-stage and a lot of memories came in.

:

R: Yes my debut performance was the first ever Hakumyu after all (Saitou-hen). I’m so happy and now everyone is turning their penlights into Blue colour. Aa~ thank you~ (in his Kansai-ben /aaaaaa XD)

*fanscream*

R: I love everyone (* Minna suki ya de~ aaa kansai benn XD) ! I’ll give you this *hands over his uchiwa (fan) to one front seat fan). It is a festival after all right. I can’t throw it (the fan) to the seats it’s dangerous okay.

M-P: It is definitely amazing right. It was the first ever Hakumyu, and without that there wont be Hakumyu today right (i rephrased this XD i think he mentioned Matsuda Gakkun, like without Ryo-kun first Hakumyu, there wouldnt be Hakumyu today for anyone else~)

*Digest / clips of Ryo-Saitou played on screen*

After that…

R: You know just now I received a LINE message from Yamazaki-san / Piroshi.

AUDIENCE: ‘What did he saaay?’

R: ‘Good luck for the LIVE’ and he wrote that all in Hiragana. lol but that’s so him XDD

So I replied, I’ll do my best!

R: No no *sheepishly*, but you see in the digest just now (clips from prev musicals), it is thanks to everyone - casts, staffs, those who have been loving Hakumyu.. oh but Hakuouki (the anime/game) is amazing in the first place right.

M-P: He is definitely a zachou (lead) who practiced more than anyone else, yet never shows a tired face *more praises*

R: (laugh) thank you!

Then Mori-Producer said that seems like it started from Ryo-kun, a passionate and powerful Zachou, and from that on the next ones too inherited that.

R: Eh, wait I feel like crying already.

M-P: That’s fast.

R: Before I was in Hakumyu, I went through an audition and at that time, I was auditioning for Heisuke’s position.

ME & FANS: WHAAT?????

[01:28:01]

R: I was aiming for Heisuke and I really didnt think that I would be Saitou Hajime and that time Mori-san’s impression was really interesting

M-P: I thought he will definitely fail this :p

It was like he was screwing around. What did you do again?

And then Ryo-kun explained that there are some things that needs to be done. I think he needs to act out a scene in which everyone needs to take turn and then he gets cut down by another. And he have to act out a dying scene.

[1:28:45] 

R: I never had any experience of sword fight lessons or anything, let alone how to act out a death. So when I was cut down, UWAAA— (run and plops on floor) and I just stayed in this position (on floor) and I looked at the person and the producer angrily said ‘Die now!’

(Chii: BAHAHAHA ;;;;;;)

M-P: I really thought you will fail but you managed till the end and Im glad it is you.

R: Aaww

M-P: How about acting out Saitou Hajime’s line now? *pass a Katana*

R: WAAA, it has been a while since I last held a Katana *slips it on his obi* (mind you, it is left side which is actually ‘wrong’ because he is Saitou Hajime known for left-handed samurai XD). Ok Mori-san be the Chizuru okay.

*acts out Saitou’s line* (AAAAAA AAAA) *looks at Mori-chizuru lol*

R: EH, this katana is the other way round (lol)

M-P: Any scenes that’s most memorable for you?

R: (he said the scene when he fought with Kazama)

*Then it became an awkward scene when Shougo-Kazama came out.*

R: Hi, it is.. a first time so I’m Matsuda Ryo *steps back*

Shougo-Kazama: Hmph.

R: Seems like his eyes is killing me. Then, I can take him on now. Everyone, he is now weaponless.

S-K: *came back with a Katana* R: Ok lets go with ‘that’ scene. Get it? ‘That scene?’ …. Aren’t you laughing, you okay?

(LOL Shougo is facing Ryo-kun so the face is not visible :P)

*Acting out the sword fight* But it doesnt seem to go well XDDD

S-K: ... sure you can do it? :p

[01:33:30]

*Shiranui is called out*

Shiranui: I didnt hear about this

(maybe this was not part of their plan haha because the talks are partly scripted :p)

R: Hi! Hey hey hey! *making a gun with his hand and then ignored by the two Onis* XD

S: Who’s that?

S-K: I have no idea

R: Where’s that other person.. bald one?

S: Koudou

(actually and usually the casts are all watching from the side-stage ^^ HAHA so im thinking they didnt planned it out other than Shougo-Kazama meeting Ryo-kun XD)

….. Koudou: Shibu shibu shibu shibu *t/n: reluctant, reluctant (LOL XD)

[01:34:30]

R: Definitely they are amazing first-generation casts right

M-P: Ok time is running out. *fans went EHHH~~*

S-K: I will read a letter from my good friend, Suzuki Shougo (lolol.)

R: Oh you two are such close friends eh. (LOL)

S-K: He is… *stiffled laugh* (AHAHAHAHAHA) S-K: *reads the letter to Matsuda-san* ^^ Matsuda-san I heard you are making appearance on Hakumyu’s stage after a long time today, how are you feeling? It has been 5 years since we have known each other. You who are a younger brother, we had fun praticing, drinking and fooling around together. Compared to that time, I earnestly think you’ve become such a splendid actor as Matsuda Ryo…….. (cont) (It is such a warm letter, and I am not good with such beautiful piece so let’s leave that to your imagination :P)

S-K: That’s what he wrote *keeps the letter in his sleeve* M-P: You’re not giving the letter to him?

S-K: Later (XD) : [01:37:18]

R: *speeches* Ok I cant anymore, if I stay here any longer I will cry. Thank you, have fun everyone!

FIN

Here are some other interesting facts from the rest of the special guest corner (that I might or might not translate):

[1] Gomoto Naoya-kun auditioned for Hijikata Toshizou’s position (HAHAHA but Mori Producer was like, Nope okay you can stop during the audition :p)

[2] Izawa Yuki-kun was sooo pressured to be the 2nd Hijikata-san, because Piroshi / Yamazaki Hiroshi was a strong one, too good. And then he said at that time, he always had Kondou-san (Taira-san) to pamper and calm him down. And when asked how, he acted it out: *walks to Kondou-san and hugs* ‘Im scared~ Piroshi was so good~* And Taira-san would hug pat him and say ‘It is okay, just be yourself, you own version of Hijikata Toshizou’

[3] On the recording day of Hakumyu Reimeiroku, Piroshi came to watch. And Izawa Yuki-kun was like ‘AAA how dare he came today why did he have to come today of all days’ XD But then at the end, when he showed his fist towards Piroshi in the audience seat, Piroshi returned his air-fistbump (AWW). He said he was happy and touched ^^

[4] Izawa Yuki sheated his katana and fans went ‘UUU~~’ and he said ‘Wow LIVE is so nice, I didnt do anything but sheating my sword and I get such reaction :p

[5] Izawa Yuki said he had such a blunder during Hakumyu performance like there were times when he tried to sheath back his sword and the scabbard had moved the other way. So this one time, he put it in, and like oh god it wouldnt go in so while acting the play he slowwwwly slowwwwly took it out, and BAM! put it back in one go :p

[6] Ryo-kun said some of the blunders he made during Hakumyu was (1) There was a part Amagiri was talking and he was supposed to come out, and at one time he was just sitting at the side-stage not realizing it was his moment to come out. And suddenly Ikeda Junya-kun (Heisuke), came running ‘OI YOUR TURN GET OUT THERE’ and he was like wth and ‘WHY?’ and Junya furiously said ‘YOUR TURN’ and he was like ‘WHAT? !!!’ *late sudden realization* XDDD

(2) There was a day he said he forgot his Katana (LOL) and that was the part he was supposed to fight Kazama (such important scene LOL). And he saw the ensemble Suga-chan and just ‘defeat and grab away his Katana forcefully’ and continue his act LOL. (you would know Suga-vhan if you’re a fan (said Ryo-kun), bcs the longest ensemble member to join Hakumyu from start till to-date).

[7] Izawa Yuki-kun said he was always feeling so pressured (lol poor one XD Piroshi was awesome after all keke) but Kondou-san (Taira-san) helped him like you know he is a historical figure and Taira-san looks just so realiable like the real one, but then one day during practice, they were practicing Shinsengumi’s first appearance during YAISA and when it is his turn to come out with Taira-san suddenly he heard a loud DODOON noise and when he looked to his side, Taira-san stumbled and fell down very unsightly LOL (you can see this clip in Toudou-hen’s extras) :p

[8] Imata Taira-san (Kondou-san) is known for getting tongue-tied and calling character names wrongly like: Saitou-KYUN, Sousuke (Heisuke), Heiji (Souji) :p

[9] Mori-producer said when he first met Ryo-kun he judged him like ‘Can this kid really talk properly’ (Because Ryo-kun is a Kansai-person so he has an accent). And Ryo-kun said Now I can talk normally and fluently (without the accent) :p

[hermionesterrier]

More Than Human: Chapter 8 Liveblog!

“With the Girl at the Rock Show” *wink* *wink* 

The change in the Blues' dynamic -in Boomer- is adorable and surreal and definitely healthier. Before this point, Boomer's obsession made me uncomfortable and now that he's so taken aback that she likes him back and she’s the one actually making the moves, he's so thrown off and nervous and falling so hard and just....KIDS *_* 

Mrs. Morbucks = HBIC

I'm still not sure exactly what she does though....? Are we ever gonna find out?

Damn. So why aren't JS's clients looking for other Evil Corps to get their dirty work done?

Buttercup's blankie is making a guest appearance!! Bubbles, don't you dare hurt blankie!!

I feel like the girls' boyfriends would always come out scarred for life after a "conversation" with the Professor. Who knows what he does to those poor souls in his lab xD

Why do you want her to acknowledge your existence so badly, Brick, hmmm?

Hold on. Is that the same Julie from that messed family on the show? Or am I confusing Julies?

He glared at her. "You know, generally? You ask permission before doing that." "Generally you ask permission before letting a giant black spike of death stab a pretty girl in the heart, too," she responded. Daaaaamn, shots fired!

OH MY GOD THE LUNCH SCENE! ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITES!! I'm gonna try not quote all of it xD

"You are setting a terrible example as a Senior." "I set a terrible example as a person," Butch corrected. I mean...no arguments there.

Ok, I really don't remember this Julie Bean from the show...

"I wouldn't solicit advice from someone who tried to sacrifice my sister in a dire situation." "That was an act of heroism!" he snapped. "Except it was going after you," Bubbles pointed out. "So it was less heroic and more cowardly," Buttercup said. "Say that a little louder, Buttercup," Brick seethed, his eyes glowing red. "I didn't quite catch that." Unperturbed, Buttercup looked him right in the eye and enunciated, "You're. A. Pussy." DAMN STRAIGHT! 

"Speaking of fucking," Butch moaned. "This food? Is like an orgasm in my mouth."

I wanna taste Buttercup's food :'(

Even Brick's in love hahahahahaha

Did someone say Tabouli? *_* GIMME!

Poor Julie, she's so confused AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ugh, get over yourself Brick. You're like a 5 year old throwing a temper tantrum because he's being ignored. And you did nothing to Bubbles? Really?

"I wish I'd been around to see that," he said, and meant it. He really did. He wished he hadn't been such a stupid little kid. He could've played with her, and they could've grown up friends instead of enemies, and he might've felt this sooner, this easing of an unbearable weight in his heart every time she looked at him, touched him, kissed him. This makes my heart ache. Blues are killing meeeeeee

Brick thinking he's so mature but actually being a complete baby tho AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Eww Butch stahp

THE PROFESSOR WATCHING ALL THE MALES LIKE A HAWK OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ugh Brick is so stupid I can't even...JUST ADMIT YOU WANTED TO SEE HER DANCE YOU IDIOT

"Butch, boobies," Bubbles said simply, and Butch suddenly shot to. "Where?" he said, eyes frantically darting around. Well that was easy xD

The Blues just standing there hugging tho xD

Bubbles wrapped her arm around Boomer's and beamed at him. "Come on," she said sweetly, encouragingly. Then she looked at Brick. A sudden chill shuddered through him at the sight of her expression, and before he could process it they were already gone. He couldn't even recall exactly what she had looked like as the door shut; it had happened so quickly and caught him so off guard. Bubbles may or may not be possessed but she definitely scares the shit out of Brick :')

That disappointment when you wanna see someone so bad and they're nowhere in sight. I feel ya, Blossom. Let me hug you.

Bubbles is such a little Reds shipper :D

Even I'm overwhelmed by how corny this is.

BUTTERCUP IS SINGING!!!!!

Boomer is outright challenging her. Show that bitch who’s boss, Buttercup!

The more comfortable she grew on stage, the more uncomfortable Butch grew watching her. Bubbles asked, "Butch? What's wrong?" "Great," he said, his voice flat. "She sounds great."

This Buttercup/Mitch conversation is fucking painful. All the would'ves and could'ves....

"I was talking with Mitch earlier," she said quietly, and Butch abruptly decided he'd never really liked Mitch anyway. CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THAT THAT IS ALL IT TOOK FOR HIM TO DECIDE THAT? BUTTERCUP LOOKING SO SAD AND MITCH IS DONE FOR HIM

Butch struggling so hard to understand human emotion though...

"You've never really wanted to be with someone, have you, Butch?" she said, a small, bitter laugh curling around her words. Foreshadowing? :')

I cannot with the Greens. This rooftop scene is KILLING ME I’M GONNA CRY GIVE ME MY OTP PLZ SBJ PLZZZZZ

PERIOD DRESSES AND WHITE WIGS THIS IS ACTUALLY GOLDEN OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my god these costumes...whyyyyyy

It's interesting how well Brick is getting along with Buttercup and Bubbles. Like friends. Buttercup keeps talking to him and sharing her misery with him, while Bubbles just naturally gets along with everyone and everything. He's even acting like a normal person with Julie! And annoying Blossom, as usual hehehe

I wanna see what Bubbles is working on.

Buttercup jumping at the chance to embarrass Blossom with THAT STORY is what sisters are really for, isn't it?

I really wanna take hip hop classes

Mrs. Morbucks being a sly HBIC :D

Awww @ Blossom feeling pretty. You're beautiful all the time ❤ 

I hate this next part for her...

“Looks, brains, talent," Buttercup said, nodding. Her eyes glazed over. "Plus a chest that you want to... throw rocks at just so you can watch them bounce off." Bubbles shot her sister a look. "Buttercup, you... you're kinda weird." BUT THAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT HER AHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking pedophile assholes leave Blossom the fuck alone how fucking dare you :(

Buttercup would kick (even more) ass being Evil...I think there was a comic or something where she lost her memories and joined the dark side? 

All these ep references are making me want a PPG rewatch *_*   

Brick wants to cheer her up so bad it's so...uncharacteristic and heartwarming

The AB virus...the only villainous thing the Amoeba Boys ever managed to do...unintentionally xD

BLOSSOM BEING A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR LITERALLY SWEEPING BRICK OFF HIS FEET I LOVE ITTTT

I think I just fainted," Brick said feebly, eyes shut and breath once again warm and sick against her neck. "In front of everybody." "You crumpled to the floor in a very dignified manner," Blossom assured him. He pressed his head a little closer into her, almost a nuzzle. "So long as it was a manly faint." "Oh, I don't think it could've gotten more manly than that," she said, and turned to the silent room again once she reached his door. Everyone's eyes were still on the two of them. "At ease, men," she said dryly, and pushed into his room. MANLY FAINT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

H O W did the girls not throw the sharpest object they could find at Butch? I totally would've. Not even exaggerating.

Way to ruin the moment, Brick.

UGH Blues being THAT couple

Someone learned his lesson and is actually accepting help :D

This is probably one of the most insightful conversations about Butch's psyche. His "jealousy" doesn't stem from the fact that it's Blossom, it stems from the fact that it's BRICK. It's not like he has problems getting girls, but, in his eyes, Brick gets everything and then some with no effort....can see why he thinks so. But then again, Brick's still a temperamental man-child with below zero social skills, so I guess you win some you lose some right?  

Buttercup's right though. Butch likes bleeding for things. If he got the same things Brick does while also putting zero effort in it then he wouldn't want it anyway.

SHE'LL BE WAITING OKAY

Hmmm I wonder why Brick is taking so long to recover even though both his brothers were only sick for 1 day...does he have a lower immunity system? Or is it the pretty redhead taking care of him during this difficult time? :')

Boomer's deal with the Devil and how confused he is by Bubbles' horrified reaction... 

There's something so incredibly sad and heartbreaking about Boomer's storyline here. When will Him come to collect, but more importantly, what will he be collecting...?  

Mitch's grandmother tho...very Norman Bates-y xD

Not that into each other, Mitch? I call bullshit! 

MOJO JOJO!!!!!

Awww, same, Bubbles I missed him too hahahaha

Mojo so offended and schooling Buttercup for her cussing tho xD

CLIFFHANGER DUN DUN DUNNN!!!

I really did try not to quote the whole entire chapter. I failed. Obviously xD

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[magma-queen]

Diodeshipping fanfic: #8 Ash being a lil shit

After a long day of doing nothing, Clemont left the bedroom to start fixing dinner. But leaving Ash's side always made the trainer clingy. But heck, even since they were traveling with Bonnie and Serena, Ash would always be clingy around Clemont.

Ash snuck up behind him and snuggled him from behind. Startling the inventor.

"Oh- Jeez.. You scared me.." He sighed. "Don't distract me while I'm cooking, Ash. Remember the last time?"

Ash chuckled. "Yeah. You chucked the food at me and got it all over the place, just because I wanted some kisses." He laughed.

“No. That’s not what happened, because you know I never say no to kisses.” He smiled. “I threw the food at you because you wouldn’t stop tickling me.”

Ash smirked. “You mean like this?” He placed a hand on his side and poked him.

“Askdjks-“ He grabbed his hand. “NO.”

Ash just had to snicker, he loved making his lover laugh more than anything.

“C’mon. I’m just messing around with ya, babe. Trust me, I don’t wanna get food thrown at me again.” He giggled.

"Okay, But not while I'm busy, babe. You know how I get when I'm distracted. I can't focus and-"

"And you give in." Ash laughed.

"Exactly." Clemont rolled his eyes and turned around to continue cooking. But Ash had his arms around his waist.

“Don’t you dare.” He threatened. "I am not getting distracted this time and burn the food. Not happening today."

“But I wanna love on you..” He whined, cuddling up to him while watching him cook.

He blond turned his head, looking at his boyfriend’s “I wanna cuddle with you” face.

“Will you let me finish dinner first? Then I’m all yours. I promise.”

“You really promise?”

“Yes Ash. I’ll be all yours.”

The trainer chuckled and kept him close to his chest. “That sounds like a plan, lemon cake.” He said before he gave his cheek a kiss.

Clemont’s face turned tamato berry red.

“Awwwww. I made him blush.” Ash teased.

“J-Just let me finish dinner real quick before you make me too flustered to think.” Clemont said, turning the stove off.

Ash couldn’t help but chuckle, Clemont’s face was getting redder and redder each time he gave him a pick up line. After dinner, the two sat down on the couch, Ash laying down on top of Clemont, after a while Ash was about to fall asleep.

“Hey, wake up.”

Ash opened his eyes. “Mm? What time is it?”

“It’s 12:00, babe.. *yawn* I think it’s about time for bed.”

Ash whined. “But you don’t have gym battles tomorrow... can’t we just stay up a little later?”

*groan* “I swear you do this to me every single night-“ He was cut off by Ash nuzzling him. “You are such a brat...”

“Excuse me?” Ash smirked. “I’m a what?”

Clemont gave him a smirk back. “Brat. You are the definition of brat.”

“May I remind you, you were a total brat the other day. So I don’t wanna hear it.” Ash laughed, nuzzling him.

“That doesn’t matter, you’re a brat just about every day. If not every day.” He laid his head back on a pillow. “You’re 6 months older than me, and yet I’m the more mature adult here.”

“Oho, really?”

“Yes really.” He laughed.

“But being an adult is haaaaaaard..” Ash playfully whined, using Clemont as a pillow.

Clemont covered his mouth to hide his laughter. “See?? There’s the brat part of you.”

Ash looked up at him. “Call me a brat one more time, Clem. I dare you.”

“Brat.”

“I’ll show you who’s a brat-!” Ash said before completely sitting up and pinning him to the couch, then start tickling his sides.

Clemont yelped extremely loud and jerked back to the couch. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA- STOP IHIHIHIHIT!!”

“Nope! If I’m such a brat, then I have every right to do this! Besides, you deserve it. Not very nice calling your boyfriend a brat.”

*SNORT* “YOHOHOHOU AHAHAHARE A BRAHAHAHAHAT!!! HAHA- NOT THE SIDES!! PLEASE!! STOP IT!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!”

Ash kept smirking and laughing at him. “Who’s a brat? Mm? Who’s a brat?”

“YOU AREAHAHAHA-!!” He squealed, squirming on the couch trying to get away from him.

“WRONG ANSWER!” Ash dug his fingers into his hips. Sending the blond into hysterics.

“NOOOOOOO NOHOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHEHEHEHERAHAHAHAHA!!!! *snorting* PLEHEHEHASE I’M BEGGING YOU!!”

Ash moved one hand to tickle his neck while the other tickled his hip.

“STOHOHOHOHOP IHIHIHIT I’M GOHOHOING TOHOHOHO KILL YOHOHOHOU!!!!”

“Let me try again. Who’s a brat?” His hand slipped under his arms.

Clemont shrieked. “OKAHAHAYOKAYOKAY!!!YOU’RE NOHAHAHAHAHAT A BRAT!!! NOHOHOHOW STAHAHAHOP!!”

Ash brought his hands back and let him breathe, then laid back on his chest.

The blond panted for a few minutes as Ash’s head rested on his chest to listen to his heartbeat.

“I... I am going... to kill.. you.. but I can’t.. I don’t have energy.. to kill you..”

“Haha, I win.” He kissed his nose. “You love me too much to kill me anyway, love.”

“That.. May be.. true.. but-“ Ash cut his rambles off with a kiss.

Ash giggled. “Come on, let’s just sleep here tonight. We can put on one of your favorite movies if you want.”

Clemont finally caught his breath. “Alright.. that’s fine with me.. but..”

“But what? You mad at me now?” He laughed, kissing him. “I bet kisses will help you forgive me, for being such a brat.”

“Ahahahahash-!” He giggled hysterically. “Stop! Your kisses tickle!”

He didn’t stop his barrage of kisses. “Not until you forgive me.”

“Okay okay! I forgive you! Juhuhust stop!” He giggled.

Ash quit and kissed his nose again. “I love you. You are so cute. You know that?”

*blush*

“Yes, you are.” Ash laughed, holding him close. “You can’t stay mad at me for long, Y’know.. cause you loooooove me.”

“Yes, I love you to pieces. But sometimes... and don’t start tickling me again for saying this, you’re a-“

Another kiss was placed on his nose. “-Brat. Yep, I know Clem. But I’m your brat.”

[dreamthinkimagine]

Games

“Spock, Bones! Let’s play a game,” Jim said to the two men once their shifts had ended.

“I have some board games in my room,” Bones said. “Monopoly, Sorry, Clue...”

“The Captain and I frequently play chess, Doctor. It is only logical to assume he wishes to play that.”

“Actually, Mr. Spock, Bones, I have a different game in mind.”

“What, Jim?”

“It’s in my Quarters.” Spock and Bones followed their Captain to his room as they wondered which game he wanted to play with them.

***

“This is a spot-the-difference game,” Kirk said.

“I am unfamiliar with that type of game.”

“Oh boy,” said Bones. “Jim he doesn’t seem to be the game-playing type.” Jim smiled, but hushed Bones.

“OK, so basically two pictures, almost identical, will appear on the computer screen and you need to find the subtle differences.”

“Good luck, Spock,” Bones said. “I’ve got this in the bag.” Bones cracked his knuckles.

“Doctor, how can you have the game ‘in the bag’ when it will be images on Jim’s computer screen and when you do not possess a bag to put them in?” Bones just gave Spock an annoyed look.

Kirk popped the tape into his computer and the two pictures appeared side-by-side on all three screens. Spock took one screen and Bones took another.

It was a green, open meadow near a pond with three birds flying in front of the setting sun. There were deer, beavers and their home at the pond, insects, squirrels, and ducks.

Little did either men know, both pictures were exactly the same.

They had both stared at their screens for a solid minute, when suddenly, a monster with a big mouth and sharp teeth appeared on the screen with a scream, which was accompanied by Bones’ scream. Bones backed up into Kirk who fell over, which, in turn, caused Bones to fall.

Spock’s eyes went wide and he took a step back as his breath hitched and he tripped over both of them. He definitely wasn’t expecting this.

“Jim,” Bones yelled.

“You need to learn to control your reactions and how to act in a productive way for when we get an actual scare on the Bridge.”

“What,” Bones said. “That’s what this is about?”

“You both weren’t at your best the last time we were attacked by the Klingons,” Kirk said. As Bones argued against his Captain’s...unconventional....training exercise, Spock sat up and was mentally losing it.

You were scared, he thought. You’re a Vulcan, you can’t get scared. You don’t get scared. I hope the Captain didn’t see me back up and - oh great. He has to know. How else would I I be on the ground? Did he see my eyes. What does he mean I wasn’t at my best? It’s only logical that he use this training method, but it still shouldn’t scare me. I am a disgrace to my-

“Spock,” Kirk said. “Are you OK?” Spock didn’t answer. “Spock, you can tell us-” he looked at Bones. “You can tell me.” Silence was once again, the loudest thing in the room. “OK, if you won’t tell me, I’ll cheer you up myself.”

Suddenly, Spock felt fingers scratching at his lower ribs/upper belly and he folded in on himself with his eyes wide again. This was OK, this was a reaction that could not be controlled. Vulcans had this, but it was never used except when studying the anomaly.  

“This hobgoblin is ticklish,” said Bones. He reached to tickle Spock’s side. Spock jerked and, as a result, fell back onto the floor and started to giggle. Jim’s and Bones’ smiles grew wider. Bones switched to his thighs and Spock started to full-out laugh. His hand wrapped around Bones’ wrist and Jim started to pinch, squeeze and kneed his belly. Spock immediately straightened out and laughed louder.

McCoy moved down to his knee caps and Spock began to kick. He rolled onto his back to get away from the sensation, but his mind was clouded because he wouldn’t have done that if he could think straight - now McCoy could go for the backs of his knees.

“Nohohohoho,” Spock said. “AHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Bones didn’t know why Spock’s laughter had suddenly escalated. He hadn’t done anything different, which meant Kirk would have had to. When he looked, he discovered that Kirk was tickling him directly under his shoulder blades.

Bones was so distracted as he watched Spock squirm and laugh that he didn’t even see it coming.

“Haha,” Bones felt fingers scribbling on the back of his neck. Spock began to catch his breath as he watched the sight before him. Bones was squirming, but staying in the same place, so Kirk was able to wrap an arm around him. He took the arm wrapped around his torso and started to kneed his left side. He squirmed and laughed harder.

He took the hand on his neck away and began to skitter his finger across the doctor’s ribs. Just as Spock did, Bones folded in on himself as he laughed.

Why did the Captain suddenly turn on Doctor McCoy, thought Spock.

“Dohohohon’t!”Jim was now tickling his knees and, just as Spock, Bones kicked.

“Wanna help, Spock?”

“I believe that is unnecessary, Captain.”

“Suit yourself,” Kirk said and dove into Bones’ underarms.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!” Bones became a dead weight in Kirk’s arms, and Kirk, who didn’t expect the extra weight, fell to the ground with Bones in his arms. When they fell, however, Bones became loose and attacked Jim Kirk’s sides.

“Bohohohohohones!”

“C’mon, Spock! Help me,” Bones said, but Spock did not move or speak. “It’s logical. This is a learning experience for him! He’ll never pull a stunt like that over us again because he’ll know that this will happen!” Kirk felt the hands move from his sides to his ribs and he gave the doctor a well-earned squeal.

Spock nodded and got up to assist Bones.”True, Doctor. It is most logical that our Captain should learn.”

The one time they agree, Kirk thought to himself.

“Spohohohohock! Nohohoho,” Kirk said when he saw Spock coming toward him. Spock knelt down by Kirk’s legs and scribbled at his knees. “Ahahahahaha!” Bones crammed his arms under Kirk’s, making his laughter rise in pitch and volume. Then Spock attacked his hips.

“AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!” Kirk screamed and wiggled and squrimed as tears began to roll down his red cheeks. After about twenty more seconds, Bones called it off.

“Alright, Spock; I think he’s learned his lesson.”

“I agree, Doctor.” Kirk laid there panting as the other men stared at him. McCoy had a wide grin while Spock, Kirk was sure, was smiling on the inside.

“Don’t do that to us again,” Bones said.

“Just react and respond well during an attack, and you’ve got yourselves a deal. Dismissed,” Kirk said as he stood up. “Except for you. Spock.” Bones left Spock in the room alone with Jim.

“Mr. Spock, I saw that you were scared and I suspect you are mentally beating yourself up,” said Kirk. “But it’s OK.” Spock’s eyebrows furrowed. “You’re mother is human. You were brought up in a society that, while highly intelligent, shunned your human heritage. Here, we don’t shun you’re human half, your Vulcan half; and we certainly don’t shun you or any part of you. So, just be yourself, open up. It’s OK.” Kirk looked at Spock, and while his face didn’t show anything, his eyes showed immense gratitude.

The next emergency was handled very well by both Spock and Bones. However, when Kirk said to Scotty, “Let’s play a game,” Bones, who was with Scotty, made a tickling motion with his fingers after Kirk turned his back to take Scotty back to his Quarters. Scotty smiled and nodded and went after Kirk.

Ten minutes later, Bones heard Scotty’s scream - followed by Kirk’s laughter.

[moonraccoon-exe]

I didn't know how much I loved Short!Ravus until now,, omg imagine a flustered Gladio trying to improve his relationship with Ravus(at least for the sake of Noctis and stuff) but being so distracted by how EASY IT would be to just. Pick him up and run off with him?? Like, come on, if there's one way to spice up his morning jog, having a very angry and very disgruntled Ravus cradled against his chest would definitely be up there,, omg just think about that image for a moment asdfghsbx (Part 1)

Aahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Gladio’s carrying Short Ravus in arms while going for a morning run? That’d be AMAZING. Seriously, though, imagine Gladio just takes short Ravus as his new work-out tool.

Morning runs? Not without going over to grab Ravus, scare the hell out of him because he was asleep and he’s suddenly thrown over Gladio’s shoulder, and without a word the Shield just goes on his daily run. Omg, poor Ravus is going to freak out. He’s yelling at Gladio and punching at his back and growling and threatening, but he can’t do ANYTHING, Gladio’s carrying him on his shoulders like a soldier.

“OHMYGODS, GLADIOLUS AMICITIA, CAN YOU PLEASE NOT DO THAT I WAS PERFECTLY FINE IN ME- *huff* BE. CAREFUL. YOU STUPID BRUTE, WHAT AM I A POTATO SACK, STOP IT, NO- NO, STOP, PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT OR YOU WILL REGRET IT, I’LL MAKE SURE TEAR YOUR EYES OUT WITH A GODDAMN SPOON IF YOU DON’T PUT MEDOWNINTHISBLOODYSECOND-”

Nope. Gladio’s ignoring him and continuing his jogging.

Hahahaha, you know how Ignis sits on Gladio’s back when he’s doing push-ups? Well, guess who Ignis just dragged along him to sit there.Short Ravus can sit there and Gladio will barely  notice the weight.So now it’s both Ignis and Ravus sat on Gladio wihle he does his push-ups.

Imagine all the fun that Gladio would have with a short Ravus.

He’s definitely going to be picking him up at random moments just to mess with him. Do I know this, DO I KNOW THIS.

Omfg, imagine mid battle. Gladio taking short Ravus like he takes Noctis and just throwing him to the enemy. Noctis is used and they trained to nail that movement, but imagine Gladio just panics and doesn’t think he never practiced with Ravus, so Ravus is taken totally off guard and by when he notices, he’s being taken by huge Gladio and tossed into the air.

Flailing Ravus midair screaming WTF while falling down.

Ahahaha, Gladio taking short Ravus by the collar of his  jacket like a kitten.

Short Ravus freaking out at him and threatening and trying to smack him but really it’s just ridiculous.

Short Ravus getting tired of his bullshit.

Short Ravus hearing the “Hey midget!” from Gladio behind him that’s usual before the Shield does anything stupid to him.

Short Ravus taking Gladio by the wrist without even turning around.

Short Ravus PULLING HIM INTO THE AIR IN AN ARCH AND SMASHING GLADIO TO THE GROUND

“I AM EXHAUSTED OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID JOKES AND PRANKS, AMICITIA.”

Uh huh, you thought you could mess with Ravus just because of his height?

Oh darling, nope, uh uh.

Ain’t nobody messing with this tiny mess of a warrior. He’s too strong, you can’t do anything about that. Sorry, Gladio. ┐( ˘ ､ ˘ )┌

Gladio, just please be careful not to sit on him.

Ahahahahaha, Gladio is SO going to sit on him on purpose because “he’s so small I didn’t see him sat there”.

Hahahaha, Gladio you jerk, stop that! ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

[recklessmoon]

märchen starters

Taken from Defade’s english translations, use these as you’d like! May imply triggering content additionally because of the nature of the album. I’ve included lines from the prequel album IdoIdo too!! Have fun! Feel free to edit where neeeded. Placed under cut for length.

“And history alone remained..”

“Hey! Something’s dropped beside the well!”

“There…watch your steps.”

“Are you doing okay? Not scared?”

“Well, I’ll bring you to a nice spot today. Let’s go!”

“Sins require punishment.”

“This deserted village…is just like a graveyard…ufufu…”

“[Insert Name], fairytales always begin from the graveyard.”

“Come here to me.”

“Dig me out...”

“Such a tragic era.”

“The goal of life is to survive.”

“The goal of life is to multiply.”

“Hey! Young mister/miss!”

“Mother/Father! I’m back!”

“Welcome hom..…who are those men?”

“Don’t scream like a pig! You’re disgusting to look at!”

“Don’t make this so hard on us!”

“That brilliant era in which you’re smiling now, without hating anyone or regretting death, let’s meet there for sure.”

“I’ll kill you…”

“I wanted a friend, but I had no idea what that was…”

“Until I met you, I didn’t know the color of loneliness, nor the meaning of love…”

“I’ll put a flower in your hair.”

“Really? Make it look cute, okay!”

“Let’s go over there next time!”

“I’d like to say goodbye to my friend at least.”

“I will be the last one to bear darkness. Please go into the light…”

“[Insert name]…you’ll definitely come for me, right?”

"Come, your [father/mother/ect] is waiting.”

“Why…why wouldn’t you accept this child as a successor to this house..!”

“That topic is closed and done with.”

“I don’t want to hear it, [Insert name].”

“Is it because I’m a concubine….no, is it because this child is disabled?”

“[Insert Name]….I deeply feel for you, so much that it hurts. However I will not forgive you.”

“Aren’t you cold, [Insert Name]?”

“[Insert Name], the light is warm!”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, so sorry…”

“Even if I pray to God, my cries will never reach.”

“So I’ll embrace my sins and cease my prayers.”

“Lady/Milord [Insert Name], please remain strong!”

“You standing there, can you hear me? Then come here to me….and dig me out!”

“Kill the witch! Kill [Insert Name]!”

“You should just die!”

“Look! ….look at this comedy! Then I shall become a true 《witch》 that curses the world!”

“[Insert Name], even if you fell into hell, I’d still love you.”

“This story is fiction”

“But that doesn’t mean everything is made up.”

“『Who』 am I?”

“Ufufu…I love you, [Insert Name]. Now we’ll be together forever and ever, right? Ahahahaha!”

“Let’s take revenge, okay?” 

“It’s too late for laments.”

“Now that death has come, no matter how many regrets you have, it’s too late.”

“My [lady/lord/ect], you are alone, a corpse wandering the paths of night.”

“Come, sing for me…”

“I feel like I once loved someone.”

“I feel like I’ve been loved by someone as well…”

“It’s just your imagination.”

“I didn’t want to perish here.”

“[Boy/Girl/Child/ect], I can say the same of you, right?”

"Don’t you still have things left to do on earth?”

“The time is ripe. Come [boy/girl/child/ect], take me into yourself.”

“They killed me…they stole my future…”

I won’t let them…live on…without judgment…

“Gooooodbye! Ahahahahaha!”

“Now, come again once you’ve died a noble death.”

“Let’s continue our revenge forever and ever!”

“Helping those fools get their revenge is how we’ll get ours.”

“We can go on forever like this, because human beings can’t help but hate each other! Ahahahahaha..!!!”

“Get out! Get out!”

“Witch! Witch!”

“You’re disgusting!” 

“Don’t follow us!”

“But still, [Insert Name], I was happy.  Did you know why? Because you were with me.”

“Life has its ups and downs.”

“It’s stale bread, but did it match your tastes?”

 “I can eat this forever!”

“[Madam/Sir/Ect.], do you not know who I am?”

“What are you babbling about...?”

“My prayers don’t reach.”

“So that’s how you were sacrificed? Even against your will…”

“I understand the sad feelings of abandoned children, painfully so.”

“The breadcrumbs are…getting eaten!”

“Hey [insert name],  that’s an interesting bird!”

“Look, [Insert Name]. There’s a house over there!”

“But [Insert name], that might be a scary witch’s house…still.”

“Is anyone here?”

“This is delicious! [Insert Name], you have some too!” 

“Yeah, it’s delicious, [brother/sister/ect]!”

“Delicious! [Insert Name] if you’re not going to eat, let me have your portion!”

It’d be B-A-D if we don’t kill [her/him/them/ect] before [[her/him/them/ect] kills us!

“You won’t be able to eat us

“You’re great, [Insert Name]! Now the witch’s finished!”

“Yep, the evil witch was burnt, and now all treasure Belongs to us!”

“So every lonely old woman who live in the forest are witches.”

“Geez, children are such shameless liars. I hate them!”

“People can only be saved by faith”

“This is for the village!” 

“We’re gonna come back!” 

“It’s a war in name only, a true massacre”

“And I was sold t’ a faraway city.”

“What now~?♡”

“Geez, shut it!”

“Watch your mouth!”

“Ahhh shit!”

“There you are! Where were you!?”

“I’m sick of that, sick of being poor and hungry.”

I don’t want to feel miserable like that again!”

“I tried my hardest to live, but nothin’ ever went my way.

So in the end, what’s up with life…I don’t get it…”

“Give me back my liver.”

“I see, so that’s how you were hung.”

“Mirror, o mirror…who is the fairest in this world?”

“Nooo!! Don’t come here, geezer!”

“I didn’t really…want to do this.”

“Then why did you?”

“[Princess/Prince/Your Majesty], I can’t defy the [queen/king/ect].”

“Please, spare me!”

“Princess, I find it hard to kill you myself.”

“Then I promise you, I’ll never go back to the castle!”

You! Who the hell are you?”

“Stop screwing around! Where’s [Insert Name]?”

“I have no obligation to tell an imbecile like you.”

“I’m sorry, [m’am/sir/ect]. I can’t let anyone inside the house…”

I’ll give you one of these red, ripe apples[apfel], here you go!”

“I’m sorry, m’am. I don’t need it. I can’t take anything…”

“I’m diggin in!” 

“I see. So that’s how you were deceived?

“Wait for your fated other in the world of dreams...”

“Where is my ideal bride/groom?”

“You, dead while looking asleep within the closed glass are more beautiful than anyone else. I’ve finally found you!”

“[Insert Name], will you give me that corpse?”

“Now, those fools are going to mess up soon, are you prepared, my [princess/prince/ect]?”

“Make sure you carry it carefully.”

“If your sin was being jealous of them, wear burning boots and dance until you die!”

“What is that? Can’t you dance any better?”

“Good grief.”

“Oh? So you fell in as well?”

“This should be our first meeting, so where is this mysterious familiarity coming from…”

“Whatever.”

“Do you want to get kicked out? You dullard!?”

“But I’m working hard today as well, [daddy/mommy/ect!]!”

“Do you want me to tell on you? You dullar!”

“ If you don’t get it back, no dinner for you tonight!

“I see, you’re a pretty miserable but energetic child.”

“If you’re unsure about your revenge, I’ll give you some time.”

“ Am I dead? Is this heaven? Or my imagination? I don’t know.”

“Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo♪”

“If you ever want to meet winter, just tell me ♥”

““That’s a reward for all the work you’ve done.”

“Don’t hesitate to take it.”

“See, your lazy attitude is your sin, you reap what you sow!”

“Hey, why don’t you work hard from now on!”

“No! I can’t get this off! It’s not coming off!”

“My, my, isn’t that nice. It fits you, [Insert Name]”

“Why is this happening to a good kid like you!?”

“The reason I sleep, embraced by wild roses…”

“Good evening to you all, a fine one indeed.”

“Watch your mouth!”

“The [princess’/princes’/ect] destiny is to live for fifteen years. Let [her/him/them/ect] be pricked by a spindle, fall on the floor and die!”

“So only time will tell which of us holds the greater power…”

“I’m so excited…”

“I see, so that’s why you were embraced by wild roses.”

“Do you want a kiss leading towards your awakening?”

“But too bad, I’m not your prince charming!”

“I heard a wonderful rumor.”

“I’ll overcome any kind of hardship!”

“Now, [princess/prince/ect]. Are you prepared?”

“Listen to this! I couldn’t really get any sleep recently.”

“Oh my, lack of sleep is bad for your skin.”

“How many times do I have to say it before you get it through that head of yours, brat! I’m really gonna beat you up!”

“Give it up, you chicken.”

“You already beat me up, didn’t ya, boss~

“How  dare you curse a noble [princess/[prince/ect]!”

“You are the arrogant one!”

“Don’t even think you could ever step foot on this land again!”

“[Insert Name]! Don’t ever forget this! I’ll leave you with another curse as a parting gift!

“That [woman/man/person/ect] really takes advantage of every situation.”

“Hurting a woman’s pride leads to disastrous results, huh.”

“With what kind of face did I smile? With what kind of voice did I sing…?”

“Why…is my favorite…white…[fave outfit]…so…red…?”

“That’s right I was killed…by [her/him/them]…!”

“But I can’t fake it anymore, because I loved [her/him/them] more than anyone else”

“Who was the one embraced and loved in the depths of your eyes?”

“Dear! Stop it!” 

“You want forgiveness!? Knee!”

“Hey, what’s wrong? You’re not your normal self?”

“Sit, you pig!”

“Ahahaha…now, go on your journey!”

“I’m sorry, please stop!”

“That’s right! Cry! Yell!”

“It’s painful…”

“No matter how much I prayed in faith, salvation wasn’t bestowed…”

“I won’t forgive those ungrateful pigs who judged you as a witch!”

“A wonderful treasure is hidden in the forbidden room of the golden key…”

“Women truly seek embrace for their souls, not their bodies

“Oh? So you disobeyed me.” 

“Alright. If you want to see it that badly, I’ll give it to you. You’ll be the new residence in that room today.”

“You’re a sinful [man/woman/ect], but you’re my beloved too.”

“No! Please, let me say my prayers before I die, at least.” 

“Hatred will not bring healing to sadness.”

“Let’s put an end to your comedy!”

“Save me, [brother/sister/ect], come-!”

“Are you done yet? Hurry up!”

“I can’t wait any longer!”

“What? Damn, you monster!”

“Revenge might be a twisted form of love.”

“Still, why can’t humans separate love from lust? How disgusting. Ahahahaha!”

“Even now, I don’t forget.”

“Even now, I can’t remember.”

“No, [brother/sister/ect], I have no intention of marrying anyone!”

“If I have to live on while faking love then I don’t mind dying with the truth.”

“[Insert Name]. You and [Mother/Father/Ect] even faked your identities to protect [her/him/them], and this is how it ends.”

“Hahahaha! Crucify that foolish [girl/boy/person].”

“I see. So that’s how you were crucified.”

“You did well in following your own will till the very end.”

“But would he really have wished for that at the cost of your own life?”

“No. I don’t want any of that”

“Everyone has their own circumstances and fates to bear.”

“You came to see me. That’s more than enough for me..”

“Hey, do you really not remember? Those days that seem so bright even now…”

“[Insert Name], you kept your promise, didn’t you? Even going that far...

“But… I don’t regret this at all, for this is my life.”

“Neither (《A Noble Lady》[von Wettin] Insert Something here!  ), nor (《The Daughter of the 7 th Elector》[von Sachsen] Insert something here!), I am [Insert Name].”

“Just the one who loved only you… Just【(Insert Name here!】”

“What now, [Insert name], you’ve been acting strange since a while ago. What’s wrong?

You can’t take that [woman/man/ect]’s words seriously! Let’s just forget about [her/him/them]!”

“That’s the reason for our existence, isn’t it!?

“Aaaaaaah! For crying out loud! Why won’t you understand?! Mär, you blockhead!

“It’s alright, [Insert Name]…”

“I’ve always wanted to live through the same times with you.”

“Born in a time of darkness, I met you.”

“Our attracting feelings do not cease even after death.”

“The animals in the forest…”

“It’s good.”

“Okay, I’ll work hard!”

“I’m so excited.”

“A treasure is hidden…”

You kept your promise.”

“Our time is already over.”

“Please smile In place of tears, in place of hatred, In place of partings…”

"And we will continue to circle about.”