#Am I being satirical?

[saisbesitos]

Obligatory Catboy, since Valentines Day is coming up. (=˃ᆺ˂=)

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Hello Kitty and Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes are the angel and devil on Jason's shoulders, respectively.

[hetalia-club]

Can I Just Use You Guys For Free Therapy Real Quick?

I can't tell my real therapist this because she would tell me I'm schizophrenic. *Lays down on the couch*

Do you guys ever just have like a depraved thought about a very much not real character (North Italy & Romano) and you become like hyper aware of yourself and you just like have to sit there for a minute and think. "How TF did I get here? What is actually wrong with me?"

Because like he's not real, he will never be real, I know this. Honestly that's probably part of it because if he were a real man there's a 9/10 chance I would want nothing to do with him. But as it stands now I would do anything for them. I do mean ANYTHING.

I don't even really like men, I don't like anyone. But there is something about these two in particular that is like doing a line of cocaine.

It's like a quick burst of "YES! F*CK YES! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH! I would sell my soul to be able to call them daddy!!" and then it very quickly switches to "Maybe I should tell my doctor to increase my meds..."

You guys know what I mean? Thanks for hearing me out.

[ttrpg-smash-pass-vs]

They're elves of the shadowfell, normal human height. They specialize in teleportation and invisibility, with the casters among them throwing in confusion and fear and illusion. Be careful though, as any trained in combat start making non-elves slower and worse while within 10 feet. From depression, from the sound of it. Their angst about being more ancient and timeless than you wordlessly attaches to you like a parasite, slowing you down. Good for if you enjoy concepts like-

Shadows, but like DARKER than shadow, that lash out when they're moody

looking beautiful unless in shadow, in which case they're corpselike

ignoring pointless things like "comfort" and "morals" and "rules"

being the chosen of the Raven Queen, and on her behalf collecting dark tragedy, sorrow, and feelings of loss.

being corpse pale with jet black hair, pure black eyes, and covered with tattoos/piercings/anything that would make a generic white suburban mom in the 50's scream in terror.

Lumping them all together because they're all the same outside one having mage hand and such. Idc what weapon they're holding.

[rivthewriter]

from the chaotic duo (me and @felanbernard) who brought you Flat Earth Nai

we must now ask you

we ask you kindly to share around to get a bigger sample size <3

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Taking my mutli vitamin, my cod liver oil, my iron supplement, but drinking them with white wine at midnight, for balance

[smaeemo]

Mixed kid life is just realizing you lowkey hate white people

[gontagokuhara]

if there’s anyone feeling a little down in the dumps about god’s hand guiding that bullet:

dont be ❤️

[egg-emperor]

youre such a troll it cracks me up SO HARD keep it up

I'm glad you're amused as I like to make people laugh and I will be sure to keep that up but uh is this someone who can't believe I'm actually attracted to Eggman and therefore think this account is completely a joke, like how I was asked if I was a satire/parody blog not long ago? or if it's not for the eggfuckery, that I'm as big of a fan and serious deep analyzer as I am? because if so, read this

because I'm not "trolling" at all, I'm just being funny with how I present it and express myself to make it more funny and entertaining. like I said in that other answer, I know it's crazy and unbelievable and funny to people to wanna fuck Eggman and analyze him so insanely deeply and all so I play into the humor but while still sharing very real thoughts and feelings on everything

everything I say here is true to me, just with humor applied but not even exaggerated at all by it. I feel it as hard as I express it. I don't really like the idea that people get the impression that my very real expression of my passion and thoughts and such aren't genuine. I'm a very genuine and passionate person and while I like making people laugh by being silly about it, I am serious not "trolling"

or if you mean the sense of "trolling" that I'm trying to post to upset or anger people or make them uncomfortable or whatever since the term has it's negative connotations than just satire then no, I'm absolutely not posting to get a rise. I post to entertain people, make people laugh, to help learn about Eggman, and express my passion. I don't like when my posts manage to upset people

anyway whatever reason you're saying this is may be, it should be obvious that I'm serious. I don't spend hours playing the games, watching the cutscenes and analyzing, spending hundreds to a thousand on Eggman merch to have a shrine in my bedroom, have all kinds of private ns4w Eggman related search and site history/files/convos, and write extensive Eggman ns4w on other blogs for this to somehow not be serious lol

I'm a very passionate guy and I want to share that with the world in the most honest unapologetic open way without any repression or limit or a fear of "cringe". I also feel things very deeply and earnestly, far too much to just do everything I do just for the memes or the trolls or something. Eggman is just awesome and sexy and I want to share the joy he makes me feel with y'all in funny ways and if it makes you laugh that's great

[thewitchqueen281]

I know a lot of people liked the show but also a lot of people liked fallout 4 so idk if any of you mfs can be trusted

[chiropteracupola]

[rominasaintofthebud]

back when my ex (hi bbg) was extremely closeted and extremely in denial about being closeted 100% a lesbian NOT bisexual he SWEARS, he made a post like "i think x female chara and x male chara are a lesbian and a gay man respectively but they are attracted to each other and have sex sometimes" with such unbridled confidence that this was a normal thing. just full force total assurance that that experience which was ofc one he was having was definitely still a lesbian thing and after seeing it i think i smiled serenely for like a full hour. its still kind of my favorite post ever

[esthergreenwoodssecretaccount]

day 3 of hating on my parents for no exact reason but I’m just a teenager so it’s okay

[chalice-half-full]

The gods turned up the heat recently and now my shoulders carry the painful attention of the sun. Woe is me, undeserving of the trials I must endure... 🛩

[marshmallow-biscuit-blog]

Everybody goes insane about Shadow (Who's 50+ years old) being simped for and calls it pedophilia, but not for Rouge because she's a teen with tits.

I don't want to hear about Generations or Forces adding to the timeline. The timeline of the Sonic games is about as consistent as parent favoritism on tiktok.

[lightasthesun]

I'd like to make a public service announcement and let everyone know that any and all grammatical errors in my posts are solely the fault of my incorrigible autocorrect and to no fault of mine whatsoever.

I am fully aware of the differences between they're, their, there, and where, were, and we're, along with other repeat offenders.

Thank you.

:)