#And then I have to pot the plants

[harleymonster]

Completely forgot I had a housewarming this weekend. Can I learn a new hobby by Saturday to make the gift I planned?

[mintypsii]

sketchbook doodle reqs from twt (part 1)

[stormy-nights-are-best]

I was gonna make this a collection of like, the rise turtles and their fav shades of their fav colors, but then Leo didn't turn out right and I am yet to be mature about it and just try again.

Donnie's is Indigo purple, Mikey's is Soda orange, Leo's is Cornflower blue and Raph's would be Candy red I think

[catatonicatnap]

Art for my fic, Not for Long. (Ghost Trick spoilers for Chapter 14).

I love Ghost Trick.

[coolmagoloraskblog]

6. garden

[keferon]

Fic anon from last time

You enjoy that truck hitting fic?

I'd understand if not

Imma be honest, I failed to notice the truck you promised me, Fic Anon

Memes aside yeah no I didn't like it, but not for the reason I think you expect

You kind of raised my expectations when you said this fic would shock me. I was getting ready to read something that would knock me off my feet, but it was just a fic about raising a baby?¿ And like. The writing style is good, but I'm not this fanfic's target audience. I find baby stories boring because they put a character who essentially has no personality at the center of the narrative

[zarla-s]

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[betweenblackberrybranches]

Can we get some examples of dumb shit the boys get into in your rlgl au? Some examples of yn have to save the dummies?

Lets see:

Filling the dishwasher with a full bottle of dish soap because they ran out of the actual dishwasher detergent (yes they have dishes because they are able to eat, dont get anything out of it though apart from feeling and some form of taste and having to clean out the compartment in their chest after, which is a hastle)

Bringing a ferral racoon into the flat because it looked cute.... Y/N got bitten and had to get shots after this

Waking Y/N at 3am to ask them to fix Moons hat after they ripped it in a petty squabble

[notdapskie]

An old hc i had is that he loves plants, whether he can keep them alive is debatable bc he's never home

[thewolveswolf]

@mrghostrat & i move house tomorrow and the last minute packing continues.

we’re so tired we’re talking in half sentences and vague mouth noises

but it’s worth it, bc this time tomorrow we’ll be back in the big smoke babyyyy

[kedreeva]

I ordered a 6-pack of mini-terrarium plants from optiflora.com, and they are actually beautiful plants in great condition.

But... they didn't come with IDs. I'm pretty sure upper right is variegated ivy, and I'm pretty sure upper left is a little fern of some kind. The rest.... who knows.

If you know, drop me a line/reblog. The bottom left, the stripe down the middle shines silver in light, and the centers of each stalk/leave base has small growths. The middle bottom's leaves are PUFFY almost, like a true lilypad. The bottom right is pink (but like, an almost-purple pink) underneath the leaves. Middle top is almost succulent textured, but way thinner.

[givemeuniversalcrossovers]

OKAY RANDOM CUTE BOWUIGI THOUGHT

I've seen lots of art of bowser giving Luigi pirahna plant bouquets very dangerous very spicy there bowser considering how nippy those pirahna can be

BUT WHAT IF

Bowser gives Luigi a bouquet/flower plant pot and the pirahnas spring to life absolutely just covering Luigi in kisses just mwamwamwamwamwa because Bowser specially raised/grew/trained them to be non hostile and affectionate which leads to overly affectionate kissy plants and Bowser going "HEY" cause that's HIM boyfriend!! Too many kisses!! Tone it down! You were meant to only make one kissy sound each! Getting very upset with his trained plants because urg too affectionate go away I wanna smooch Luigi now.

So now Luigi owns this affectionate pirhanna plant which is essentially just puppy hardwiring in plant body, they wiggle their leaves vigorously and waggle their whole stems when they see him coming like excitable puppies ready to play and the worst they'll ever so is chew on his fingers sometimes and aw his plant.

[bloomingbutterflies]

hi bloom here ^_!!^ im drawing people's ocs over this face thing I found on pinterest if you want me to draw yours give me a ref pic of them n which spot you want em in !!!

gacha ocs are allowed too as long as they don't have 20000 accessories because they get crunchy so small on the image

in case anyone doesn't read:

I DO NOT OWN THE BASE IMAGE.

I found it on pinterest !! and thought it would b silly 2 draw people's ocs over, this is mainly talking to mutuals but if other people see this i would love to draw your occc

(edit) ps: you can ask for more than one character + the same character in more than one spot

[arsenicflame]

I love people who love competent Stede Bonnet but, for me, he's always at his best when he's at least a little bit cringefail

[bleue-flora]

https://www.tumblr.com/bleue-flora/760094246832357377/canonically-i-am-this-plant-in-the-corner-by-the?source=share

Wait where is this picture from i don’t remember seeing this

As you can see… me and @elmhat are lurking in the corners (it’s so dark I lowered the shadows so we can see elmhat) :)

original -> crank up brightness [clip]

original [clip]

and btw these are from Tommy’s and Tubbo’s povs when they go to slit Dream’s throat in his sleep (obviously without the editing of the plants lol ;D)… [Tommy - Tubbo]

[londondungeon2]

omfg it’s almost midnight here and i have to get up for work at 5 AM but let me compose at least some of my thoughts …

ok idia x robot girl! reader … hear me out 🥺

someone he creates to cure his loneliness of companionship in a tender way that ortho just cannot do; ugh i’m imagining a plain head just sitting on the desk, stripped down to the metal and skinless; him asking which eye color you like the best until it lands upon yours;

the midnight conversations as he builds a body; the pining from the reader (is it actual pining or are you just scraping the edges of desperate self perseverance so he doesn’t trash you like the other models); kind of dream-like transition between adding each body parts (like imagine yourself lying in a tub of ink — cheeks, nose, lips, a slight peel of your forehead visible — and eventually it all drains down as more and more body parts are added);

the first very touch of human flesh upon you; the cracked polystyrene blinks that you give with twitchy eyelashes; you siphon your romantic tendencies between a messy mélange of gritty 18+ hentai and victorian romance novellas; idia pours his damned and tormented soul into making you perfect for him and you pour yourself willingly into the image, designed just for one man <3

past midnight edit:

BRUH TO THIS SOnG

yeah to this fuckin banger

((past midnight edit again: there are really only two ways you can go with robot main characters: the building process or the robot being oblivious and thinking they are human (Ex Machina or Twilight Zone) i enjoy both sooo much))