#Android News

[shepscapades]

Happy New Year :) Featuring my favorite ships from this year!

[jesuistrestriste]

Android art whos dick is changeable…just hear me out ok😭

cw (18+) : android!art, fake cocks that art buys for mutual benefits

the android engineers coming out with a variety of detachable “appendages”. thick ones, long ones, short ones, skinny ones; squishy (and firm) in all the right places and all the right ways, too. once an android attaches one to the port at the front of their pelvis, they can sync with the sensation simulator built into the fake dick in order to “feel” the temperature, tightness, and dampness of whatever orifice they choose to slide themself into.

android!art buys only one of the add-ons at first, has a mind-blowing orgasm (the android version of one) from finally getting to penetrate and please you, and then goes out the next day to purchase three more. one is ribbed, another is two-and-a-half inches longer that the original one you two tried, and the third vibrates.

he puts you through the mattress that same night while he continuously cycles through the three new toys, your name on his lips and his hand pressing over your tummy, feeling himself inside of your walls. his moans are so loud and desperate—anguished, even—that you have to stick your fingers in his mouth just to save his vocal systems the strain. he sucks them like he’ll die if you pull them away. the noises he lets out turn staticky when he comes; wet, broken, crackling in his chest as he pummels your wetness. the LED ring on his temple blinks and shifts red every time he tips over the edge with a keening cry and spills the flavored lubricant as deep as he can reach.

“tell me you like it when i’m inside you,” he shakes, “please, tell me—i need to hear it, i need to hear it so badly, i feel like im falling apart—!”

[crabsnpersimmons]

naptime attendant on duty

i really got Moon on the mind lately, so enjoy Moon happily attending to his sleepy partners

plus extra scene with Clip, who spends his nights plugged into his charging cable and his video games (and/or knitting up a storm):

and a special bonus version with my friend @vacantfields's hot android Moon, cuz these two are precious—

"the naptime attendants do get a bit quirky at night."

the naptime attendants getting quirky at night:

[dstriple]

After watching Alien: Romulus, I felt like updating the part of my island in Animal Crossing dedicated to the ALIEN franchise.

Dream Address: 7125-6003-7296

BONUS DLC: 👇

Maybe some of you will enjoy having these posters of Rain & Andy. Use the Nintendo Switch mobile phone app to scan the QR Codes seen below. And then download the files in the game's "Custom Designs" app by pressing the minus button ( - ).

Extra pics: Outside the building you can see two statues that were seen in Alien: Covenant (David by Michelangelo) and in Alien: Romulus (the Capitoline Wolf).

[extraemopossum]

tf you mean because of the extremely specific and unique way you experience the world, you see your best friend(who also experiences the world in an extremely specific and unique way)with a halo of light around him 24, can we discuss this plz wtf

Plain version under cut bc it came out cute

[krussyarts]

Prequel of sorts here <3

[redstonedust]

a lot of the things you made in middle school were probably cringe but sometimes the unfiltered creativity of a 12 year old with no friends, no sense of shame, and a how to draw anime book would lead to the rawest shit imaginable. and then you find that raw ass shit 10 years later and you're like damn. i was on to something here.

[qrovidcore]

What I say: hahaha free Rincewind from The Plot he doesn’t want to be here give him a break!!

What I mean: you don’t uNDERSTAND he has a SENTIENT ELDRITCH SPELL IN HIS HEAD AND IT IS POSSESSING HIM A LITTLE BIT. a Nd the point is that what the octavo TOOK FROM HIM wasn’t talent, it was the ability to try at all, even badly!!!!!!! and that’s WORSE!!!!!! that’s worse!!!!!! you see how that’s worse!!!!!!!! It’s noT ABOUT whether Rincewind would ever have been good at magic, it’s about the fact that something CHOSE HIM and now he never gets to find out for himself who he could’ve been without it!!!!!! he doesn’t GET to try he doesn’t GET to learn!!!!!!!!! He doesn’t get to find out!!!!!!! That’s the point that’s the point there is a sentient eldritch spellbook and it is Speaking To Him Inside His Brain and because it decided it wanted Rincewind, there’s an entire person Rincewind COULD HAVE BEEN THAT HE JUST DOESN’T EVER GET TO LEARN ABOUT. And that’s WORSE than if it had just taken talent in general, but it‘s especially worse for RINCEWIND, who Isn’t a wizard because he’s good at it, but because he wanted to try!!!! He wanted to learn!!!!!!!! And now that isn’t an option at all and it TOOK that from him!!!!!! And it’s even possessing him a little and his first instinct was to sass it for not being able remember how the universe began. everytime i think about him for 0.2 seconds i need to scream, throw up, hurl myself through the nearest wall, and possibly die of consumption. Roughly In That Order.

[johnnyshrine]

★ 118 // “Catharsis”

[lobeliamaximoff]

Propaganda I'm not falling for:

Bob is a malewife

Wanda knew what she was doing in Westview

Wanda would hate Bob

Bucky doesn't care about Thunderbolts/New Avengers and would easily drop them for Sam's team

Wanda is a monster and doesn't deserve any redemption

Bob and Yelena are the new Bruce and Natasha

Bob needs Yelena as his babysitter in Doomsday

Boblena in general

ScarletVision

[androidships007]

[vacantfields]

Sun: HAPPYYY NEW YEAR!!! MY FRIENDS!!! MY WONDERFUL SUNSHINES!!! Moon: Happy New Year, my starlights (:

Happy new year guys!! Have a little doodle of the boys!! Sorry its so rough but i think im so burnt out from drawing LMAO I LOVEEE YOU GUYS THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT!!! AND THE LOVE!!! the dca fandom is amazing and im so grateful for all the friends and mutuals i have made here!! (: MMMMWAH (big platonic kiss on the forehead) <3

[jbaileyfansite]

Some bloopers from Jonathan Bailey's interview for Android

[actualfkingvoid]

summer festival suonire

[cameforstuff]

Nooooo my home screen link fanfics got deleted after my phone update!!!!

If you post any fanfics on here about Ford and Stan bonding (platonic) or timestuck, you should totally link them. Those are pretty much all I read lately, lol. Even if I've read it, I can save it to reread later, so don't worry, hit me with them!

Fiddauthor and fiddlestan are also cool, but I really only read them as background things.

(Is this shocking with all the ship art I reblog? Probably)