#Anon sexyman are hot

[cvstodians]

The one thing this round of sexymen thought me is that the fandom has NO TASTE

Usually I’d agree with you but the way you say this during the vote where my beloved boyfriend Lesmes is winning… anon I fear ur opinion is objectively wrong

[vellichorom]

You make rlly good rants / have great takes,. So. I was wondering. What do you think is the biggest / most popular stereotype when it comes to the Narrator ??

I wanna make a drawing kinda based off of the stereotypes people see , and I was wondering what you think. Is probably most popular :3

oh GOD, the biggest most popular stereotype eh? ironically asked just as i'm listening to the narrator's voice lines...

well, i'm going to have to go with something OBVIOUS & say that that would be the IMPOSSIBLE to miss notion that " he's hot " & people envisioning him ONLY through an attractive filter;

do i think his voice is attractive? of COURSE i do, i'm not made of stone! & kevan PRIDES himself in his work & knows a vast majority are INSANE about his voice, as well he should, he's got great talent!

HOWEVER, then going on to define his EVERYTHING based on this attraction is annoying at best & sickeningly irritating at worst.

it's SO obvious some narrator designs are solely based on artist wet dreams or banking on others', with the narrator's actual characterization being thrown COMPLETELY out the window.

guys your sexyman literally gets all pouty without attention & has the bite of a 5th grader, he would Not be as attractive or cool as you think he is. this ISN'T even exclusive TO people who make the narrator a handsome twink either! however, it is WAY more prevalent in that area, therefore we side-eye.

it just feels a Lot like others create designs SIMPLY based around aesthetics & generic appeal rather than... creating a CHARACTER, or recognizing the character that DOES come attached with the voice you find so hot. & then SOMETIMES, people form entirely alternate characterization for their design rather than canon, but still insisting that it IS indeed canon!

listen can we stop touting the funny clock 0ut guy as the Token, peak, & true TSP narrator design. i like him too but it's making me real upset now

IF you're going for characterization of the narrator that you want to be AS TRUE to canon as possible, you need to take a step back & realize this man is a manchild & probably does Not have the divine powers of a god & doesn't have to Look or Act as attractive as you think his voice is. even the most BEAUTIFUL aspects of a person can come from a deeply flawed individual & that's okay, & in characters, EXTREMELY endearing! insisting to make a character beautiful & flawless in every aspect just results in a very flat character that will ONLY ever serve as basic eyecandy, & only to a handful in the end.

beyond that, i can't really think of anything else that's as strongly stereotyped for the narrator beyond. you know, general fandom mischaracterizations methink? pushing his attitude to extremes with NO even level & misunderstanding his intentions. ...but at this rate, i'll TAKE THE most pathetic soft boy narrator as opposed to the absolutely physically RIPPED daddy narrators i've had to see a few times. jesus

& hey, listen- MAKE your AUs, MAKE your characterizations into OCs & such, do WHATEVER you want that makes you happy, i'm REALLY HONESTLY not here to kill anyone's fun & i won't ever resent you for how you choose to enjoy your blorbos, take my words with some salt; these are simply my dipshit ass opinions that some people enjoy hearing!

which, THANK YOU anon! may this new rant satisfy thee & help you with your project!

[chaifootsteps]

Chai, I need advice cause I feel guilty and horny, and you're wise and open to being horny. Recently I (an afab enby) have been feeling kinda guilty for being attracted to twinky guys. I know this is suuuuuper stupid, but everytime I'm attracted to one I can't help but feel fake? Fetishy? I feel like if I expressed my attraction to other people they would start thinking of me as just another tumblr sexyman obsessed girl. I spend lots of time in anti viv communities and a lot of them just make fun of people for being attracted to hellaverse characters (I'm not but my subjects of desire are similar) so now I feel weird. Any advice?

Sincerely - sorny anon

People can go to hell. Twinky guys are hot, fictional or otherwise, and there's not a thing wrong with being attracted to adults of any description as long as you're not a dick about it.

Anyone gives you shit about it, tap the Yukon Cornelius.

[sexymancatalogue]

Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #160

Larry Needlemyer (The Amazing World Of Gumball, 2011)

List Of Archetypes

Angst

Fangs

Hot-Headed

Nonhuman

Object Head

Power

Pathetic

Suitguy

Technically Antagonist

Thin

Uniform

Well-Dressed

Johnlocked

Submitted By Anon!

[dailyishregretemannequinposting]

Glevil is hot

This ugly mf?/j

Blud can't even be considered a sexyman

Anon your taste is so bad

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

i completely agree with everyone who’s expressed that one of the things they love most about the turn fandom is its lack of drama/discourse. i’ve been in the fandom since 2020, and i seriously don’t think i’ve ever seen a single instance of genuinely mean-spirited or aggressive discourse lol. imo it really says something good about us that the most intense we’ve ever gotten is during the sexyman poll and the hot bracket - which, apart from that one anon, i think we pretty much all view as unserious, all in good fun “debates” about an objectively silly topic.

honestly the main reason why i’m proud to have created the sexyman poll (and why YOU should be proud to be running this one!) is because it revived and energized the fandom, which as someone else said, is an impressive feat considering how small it is and the fact that the show ended years ago. so rather than feeling negative for some reason about all the hot bracket propaganda, i LOVE seeing it because it’s exciting when this fandom gets excited about something! for me, it’s never been about whether or not my favorite character wins, but about coming together to enjoy the process and having fun defending our faves regardless of the results. and personally i find it hilarious to say exaggerated things like “i’m storming the capitol because john andre is the rightful winner” LMAO, but obviously i’m just joking around.

anyway once again, thank you so much for doing this!! you’re doing such a service to this fandom!

awww thank you so much for this!! the sexyman poll and all the fun we had with it was a huge inspiration for this event, so this really means so much coming from you!!

all of the support for this bracket and the active participation has filled me with such a deep appreciation for this fandom. thank you so much to everyone who is having fun with this!!

[phightinghottakes]

@/nomorestefan has the best scythe interpretation ever becuase they make her look THREATENING, not tumblr sexyman threatening, as an ACTUAL real life cultist serial killer that gets a kick out of watching her victims plead for mercy

(And also they give her a beer belly and thats hot😋😋😋)

Literally feels like a breath of fresh air becuase im TIRED of scythe being drawn like a twink, she is 46 for illumina's sake, i promise you won't die if you make her a little older, i promise you will be alright if you make her menancing, manipulating, amoral and disgusting. You claim to love evil guys but shiver when they are actually terrible people

hi new anon may i use ☢️ pretty please

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[t00thpasteface]

Edgar Allan Poe's Murder Mystery Dinner Party except it's just one of these buckwild tumblr sexyman poll tournaments. either edgar and/or lenore is probably the one hosting it but the brontës are the ones starting the drama over it. ernest votes for himself every round and dm's each lady separately and says he voted for her. they all block him. emily's liveblogging gets 0 notes, but she also doesn't get any anon hate so it works out. annabel lee tearfully confesses she's been voting for edgar this whole time and then eddie dantes blocks her. oscar pays a lot of money to blaze a post that just says #wildesweep in a huge hot pink serif font

[tunastime]

2023 Writing Roundup!

Rules: Share what you wrote this year! It can be works you posted to Ao3, Wattpad, Tumblr, or anywhere else! You can share everything you wrote or just the ones you’re most excited about.

@bidoofenergy thanks for sending this my way! let's hope mobile formatting doesn't kill me <3

this year was pretty busy for me! I graduated uni in december, had a big project in january, started an SMP with some friends, moved out, got a new job and moved across the state, traveled a bunch, went to at least three other graduations... it was a lot! and I got a lot of writing done!

January

some ask game ficlets (here and here) with more tagged from the past few months!

Night Swims [Etho, mentioned Bdubs, 4746 words]

written for a follower milestone! follows etho post last life as he returns to his modded world and tries to make things easier for himself (and fails); an entry into the hot tea series!

Back Around [Etho/Bdubs, 6227 words)

the technical final entry into the hot tea series! etho returns back to hermitcraft after double life, looking to repair things with bdubs

prove to me that angels do love us (Scar/Grian, Pearl, 17203 words)

grian and scar learn to deal with grian's watcher tendencies, and each other. grian learns some new things about himself, and scar learns to love him. finished in january, but had been going before that!

February

official first chapter of SEN came out, in the midst of the sexyman poll. lots of personal fics and joke fics and gifts being written in Feb/Mar <3

March

On Life Series Season 4 [Jimmy/Tango, 1545 words]

jimmy and tango talk just as season 4 of the life series starts--speculation on what could and couldn't happen, and what memories might've followed them there

Let's Talk about Feelings [Etho, Tango, 1316 words]

etho and tango talk about their respective people in limited life, and how hard it is to talk to them

Promise I Held (Just Out of Reach) [Etho/Bdubs, 3788 words]

another entry into the coveted series of ethubs through the life series, cowritten by @oh-snapperss <33! bdubs and etho try to talk with little time on their hands during limited life

April

On the Wolf and the Canary [Joel, Jimmy, 3490 words]

joel and jimmy talk, finally, have a true heart to heart, after limited life. it's real sweet, somehow!

May

moving was the worst and also SEN was kicking my butt, also writing personal things!

June

listen man I just quit my job I had to keep searching

July

working hard or hardly working? (SEN drafting)

August

Close to the Heart [Tom/Ben/Harry, 3701 words]

a quiet morning for tom, ben, and harry. my first bangarry fic! posted in honor of the yogscast ship bracket.

Ficlet post that an anon asked for--throwback! [Etho/Bdubs, 993 words]

No Place for Strangers [Grian, BigB, 2333 words]

grian and bigb, both watchers, have a conversation near the end of limited life; it's an interesting conversation, to say the least.

September

no fics :( working for yourself is pretty hard man! also editing SEN!

October

Stretching Endless Night [Etho/Bdubs, 29740]

bdubs and etho pilot a ship through space on a return mission to their home. partway through, etho has an accident--a bad one. this tells their story of recovery.

SEN Fake Ending [Etho, Tango, Bdubs, 409 words]

the ending of SEN where etho and bdubs don't make it; a joke chapter that I wrote to exploit the Major Character Death tag on AO3 for one night

A Gear of the Heart, Turning [Etho/Bdubs, 2847 words]

an entry for @shepscapades' DBHC au--etho and bdubs in last life, trying to figure out their relationship and etho's 's deviancy. still.

Fake Fic ask meme [link to the first one! there were a lot hehe]

To Take A Slice of Twilight [Ben/Tom/Harry, 4594]

tom, ben, and harry explore the twilight forest in a world away from home. one of my first entries into the yogscast extended universe, assisted by @shepscapades and @myketheartista

November

Behold, Beholding, Beheld [BigB, Grian, 1285 words]

bigb talks to grian shortly after secret life starts--a look into bigb's watcher tendencies in another life series

December

Spotify Wrapped ask meme [link to the first one! there were several in that tag :3]

In the BG i've been working on SEN ranchers, a big dogs fic, and SEN docsuma! I published a total of 81,043 words ! what the hell. girl. um.

If i were to actually tally the amount i wrote this year it would probably be a good 30k more, since I have so much I wrote for just me, or just friends, or that isn't up to my publishing standard, or I can't post until later—all that stuff. Sometimes you write gift fics yk! fun stuff <33

thanks again bidoof!! I'm gonna tag my guys @oh-snapperss, @wren-kitchens, @hitheeprithee, and @stitchthesewords, as well as anyone who wants an excuse to talk about their stuff! (tag me in that!! I wanna see!)

have a happy near year y'all! much love to everyone who hung out this year <333

[xxx-sir-pentious-xxx]

Same anon. Thank you.

It just that I've seen people thirsting over Alastor, Vox and Lucifer (I will call them the main hazbin sexyman trio at this point jehdjdhs), or Adam, Husk and Angel Dust (no hate to people who find these characters hot)

But none of them made me feel anything, just "meh". But then I first saw Sir Pentious..... oooh boy. This man. THIS MAN!! How can someone be so cute and also hot at the same time?! This man made me go "AWOOGA" and "I will protect him like my life depends on it"

And I realized that... Sir Pentious was the first hazbin male character that I find cute, attractive and hot

Hes got that Autistic Rizz, hes just very honest when hes in love or attracted.

Spicy under cut

He gets that shy look of adoration and romance. You just know he would gladly bend over a lover on soft pillows and have gentle vanilla sex but its passionate and that makes it so damn sexy.

[bluiex]

coming back to talk about how Scar should honestly have his own little harem of swoony admirers cause I think he deserves it <3 Scar really is just the local sexyman of the Hermitcraft server. And not just Hermitcraft either, I absolutely love to think that fans and other players in MCC will just massively swoon over him and have a tendency to crowd him (it doesn’t help that he insists on showing off his tits in one way or another, I like to think it was especially bad when he was wearing a dress for MCC 25 lmao). People just love a charming, handsome, and extremely blissfully unaware himbo <33

☕️ anon (Hermitcraft festival days where Scar is dressed to the nines as usual, and there’s about 10 hermits watching him like a hawk and blurting out how hot Scar is, with 9 other people just nodding in solemn agreement lol)

Scar, mcyt sexy man surrounded by hundreds during MCC before the events begin. Fans crowding around the entrance trying to get photos an pics

Scar just hella confused why so many ppl are just all over him but he's happy and grinning and getting to as many ppl as he can-- during the breaks boy even the contestants sometimes come up and admire aksjdkdjs

The idea of the Hermits as well back on hermitcraft admiring him and stopping by his base just to watch him build, with all his muscular glory

[prodigal-sunlight]

Time to get controversial

A Tumblr Sexyman is NOT defined by being conventionally sexy, charismatic, popular, or unexpected.

Which seems to be something a lot of people running/participating in sexy man polls in don’t seem to understand. In fact, I would argue sexyman status isn’t even something you can vote on—it’s objective, not matter of opinion.

If we examine some of the undeniable sexmen (the Oncelor, Sans Undertale, Bill Cipher, that clock for some reason) we can find some clear-cut traits that define sexymen.

- They aren’t conventionally attractive in canon.

Sans is an actual skeleton. He’s also short and fat, can be attractive but does not fit conventional beauty standards. Bill Cipher is a triangle with stick-figure limbs and a single eye. The clock from Dont Hug Me I’m Scared is a clock. You might be able to make an argument for the Onceler, but his appearance is more soft, cartoony, and “cute” than what one might consider conventionally sexy.

- They’re frequently drawn as slim white men in fashionable clothing.

Literally every sexyman other than Sans, like, seriously. If they have a vague or non-human appearance in canon, but several fans have drawn them as thin white dudes in tuxedos, they’re likely a sexy man.

- They’re powerful.

The Oncelor becomes a mega-rich gazillionaire who makes his own city. When Sans actually bothers to fight, he has the most challenging battle in the game. Bill Cipher is an actual chaos demon who causes an apocalypse. The Clock has like, time powers n shit.

- They have at least one likeable trait.

Both Sans and Bill Cipher are well liked for being funny and comedic. The Oncelor, pre-greed binge, is a soft boy who was bullied by his family.

- They’re usually shipped with a variant of themself. (Also usually are depicted as gay men by the fandom)

The Onceler is the most infamous for this one, however there was also a huge amount of AU Sanses, many of which were frequently paired up. Even Bill Cipher was shipped with the borderline fan-original blue square Tad Strange, who was assumed to be a chaos demon as well on name alone (he was Not.)

- They usually fill an antagonistic role, or otherwise are involved in causing conflict.

The Onceler kills the truffla trees, while Bill Cipher and the Clock are more or less straight up villains. Sans is an interesting case as he’s only an antagonist in the No Mercy route, giving him the benefit of both filling an antagonistic role while also being popularly viewed as a tragic hero.

- They have a rabid fandom at their peak.

Again, the Onceler is most infamous, but this also applies to the other three examples.

- Most importantly—most people HATE them.

The fandom is called cringe and weird, but it’s inescapable. It’s a common DNI or something people get hate anons over. And nothing about the fandom riles people up more than the Sexyman. “I don’t understand,” the outsiders cry. “Why are you drawing him hot? Why are you treating him like a sad little puppy when? He doesn’t look like that!” And maybe a few years down the row those same outsiders will look back with nostalgia, even fondness. But a Sexyman is forged in the flames of derision and scorn. They are cringe, and their fans are cringe.

So next time you see a Sexyman poll, remember.

If you hate a character, that doesn’t mean they aren’t a sexyman.

It might be all the more proof they are.

“Sexyman” is not an award. It is a diagnosis.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Here to join the Horni anons Skull Hircine is hot AF, I usually consider myself verging on ace but Damn, the mystery, the strength, the lore behind the skull, the story of unrequited love and the little details making it seem like he has a softer side he hides with the little fawn spots. From feirce to adorable, Hircine has been shown to actually care about his followers. I know he is not the most sexyman of the Daedra but he is most definitely the best catch. True Hircine is gorgeous.

I have a song for you. ❤️‍🔥

[sexymancatalogue]

Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #0068

Tony The Talking Clock (Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, 2014)

Art By creamy0latte On DeviantArt!

List Of Archetypes

British

Chronokenetic

Distinctive Voice

Dominating

Hot-Headed

Mysterious

Ensemble Darkhorse

Nonhuman

Object Head

Power

Quotable Catchphrase

Tall

Teacher Figure

Technically Antagonist

Villain

Theme Song

Upper-Class

Flanderization

Johnlocked

Suitguy

Twink Humanization

Submitted By Anon!

[sammy8d257]

I think the first 4 games could make an understandable enough story. (To the point where I still draw the Purple Guy as the at-the-time fandom-popular Vincent instead of the current William.)

I-

ANON YOU UNLOCKED THE MEMORY OF EVERYONE HAVING THE HOTS FOR THAT PARTICULAR PURPLE GUY

ALKLJSDGSDG

And like, Yeah! I get it

That design is one of the prime examples of Tumblr Sexyman

BUT ALSO YOU JUST AGED ME 10 YEARS (/j /lh)

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The first 4 games definitely form the most coherent storyline

And I'll even argue that Sister Location and Pizzeria Simulator can also fit pretty neatly in there!

It's just-

All the extra lore from the books is a lot

[osc-confessions]

tell me how to make a simp character that is also very simp-able but only to like the audience, but actually not to the ummm the the other characters. like fanny typr thinh but actually hot and doesnt hate everything. yeha just a character who everyone hates excepy for the audience. CAN I PLEASD HAV PERMISSION to DUMPA ALLL MY OBJECT SHOW IDEAS!! PLEASE!!!m

also i wanna watch object terror, should i? /gen brcause its sooo bad but everyone talking abt it still makes me wanna 👺

- 💣 anon (LLEASE SAY YES IM BEGGIGN YOU)

I sadly can't help you to make an object show sexyman, but you can tell me your ideas

eh I didn't gain anything from rewatching it but if you wanna watch it go ahead