#BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING!

[genericpuff]

ok but honestly like, to expand on my thoughts a little

you can really tell when a romance comic has been written by someone who was absolutely taught growing up that any amount of boy x girl physical contact or romantic connection is a sin

because what the fuck do you MEAN we're over 200 episodes into this shit (FOUR FUCKING SEASONS) and god's little children Sara-Lin and Oliver are still acting like holding hands will get them pragnent

pregant

gregnant

you know, how babby formed

like idk maybe my high school years were just wack af (they were) but literally EVERY high school senior in this comic (i.e. most of the main cast) are written to act like the most airheaded "owo kiss?!!?!?" dipshit on earth

like they're ALL SENIOR STUDENTS

the only exception is Oliver because he's literally in the 10th grade and is younger than everyone else in the cast (including the love interest Sara-Lin who needs to get tutoring from him if she has any chance of graduating which is both lowkey fucked up and hilarious at the same time) but everyone else ??? why are patrick and his new GF rose talking like he's already knocked her up just from giving her the 'ole smoocharoo

rose: "i don't want to be a 1950's housewife!"

also rose: "HOLD ON I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YET, YOU NEED MY DAD'S APPROVAL FIRST >:000"

patrick meanwhile: "idk about any of that stuff, when are we getting married"

seriously though, remember when i went off about that hotpot episode? that was a year and a half ago, and while the comic has gone on a couple small hiatuses since then, that was Episode 172 and WE'RE UP TO EPISODE 214 NOW

AND THE MAJORITY OF THOSE EPISODES have been spent on the same back-and-forth pining and whining between Sara-Lin, Oliver, and the audience

move over Lore Olympus, we found the new reigning champion of slow burns, as in, this shit is SLOW and i'm BURNT THE FUCK OUT

fastpass spoiler tho:

i unlocked the newest FP episode just to see if it was the same shit and it flashbacked to them kissing from what i can assume was the previous episode so. yeah congrats ingrid, it only took you LIKE FIFTY FUCKING EPISODES (/hyperbole because idk the exact number but it's way too damn many) to finally have these two kiss and now we get to go back to our regularly scheduled pining programming but now it's them freaking out over how they had their first kiss and jfc just. this comic didn't need to be 200+ episodes jesus fucking christ, why is it always the high school dramas/romances that drag themselves endlessly into the abyss

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now let me make it clear, the slow burn would be FINE AND ACCEPTABLE if there was actually PLOT happening.

but there's literally. no fucking plot. no conflict outside of the self-imposed conflict of sara-lin and oliver acting awkward around each other and then yelling at themselves in private for being so awkward

like remember in the amazing spiderman when andrew garfield and emma stone were dating IRL and they tried to use that as a way to improv the Peter Parker x Gwen Stacy romance in the actual movie and it just came out so awkward and cringe because YOU THE VIEWER are not emma stone or andrew garfield and it just feels like you're spectating a conversation you shouldn't be participating in for literally MINUTES AT A TIME

or like in twilight when bella and edward would kiss each other and it was like they were struggling to get away from each other the whole time and it went on so long that you just wanted to crawl out of your fucking skin and escape the room??

yeah now imagine that but dragged out over the course of MONTHS

and you can't fast forward through it

you're just. subjected to every panel of it. and it's boring. and it's exhausting. and it's not worth keeping up with in the slightest 💀

i shit you not, even pining fanfiction written by 13 year olds on AO3 have better pacing and more plot than this

even fucking DRAGON BALL Z didn't drag itself out this bad

i'm an old man yelling at clouds rn because i don't even keep up with the kiss bet anymore so all of this is as self-inflicted as sara-lin's boy problems, but MAN every time i decide to check it out again for old time's sake it's like a punch to the face reminding me that this comic has gone literally nowhere and i have missed nothing and for god's sakes sara-lin please just dump these soggy cardboard cutouts you call boys and focus on your godDAMN STUDIES-

the kiss bet was created by a mormon and zoo wee mama has it been showing for a while now

[rqtenna]

streaming services SUCK because they dont play early morning cartoons. they barely play ANY!!!! this is why i say we end streaming services!!!! cuz what do u mean i gotta watch 4 gazillion ads to watch an episode of ONE show? or pay 40 dollars a month to watch something youre gonna cancel even though every1 loves it?????????? STREAMING SERVICES ARE EVIL! and no one should trust them! at all!!

I COULDN’T AGREE MORE, DEAR VIEWER! STREAMING SERVICES ARE CREATED FROM SHEER GREED. NOT ONLY ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH, BUT ADS AS WELL? WHY PAY FOR SOMETHING SO EXPENSIVE WHEN YOU STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH SO, SO MANY ADS?

COMMERCIALS ON CABLE TELEVISION SUPPORT THE CHANNEL! ANNOYING, SURE, BUT STILL NECESSARY TO KEEP US FUNCTIONING! STREAMING SERVICES ALREADY COST SO MUCH FOR JUST THE BASIC PACKAGE!

PLUS, WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WATCH, WHY NOT LET US DECIDE? WE RUN A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE, FOLKS!

NOT TO MENTION THE FREE PUBLIC BROADCASTING.. I KNOW PBS KIDS IS SOMETHING MANY FAMILIES LOVE TO PUT ON FOR THEIR YOUNGINS, AND IT’S EDUCATIONAL! SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE “IPADS” AND “COCOMELON.”

IF YOU REALLY WANNA WATCH A SPECIFIC SHOW SO BAD, I’M SURE YOU CAN FIND IT ELSEWHERE! (Not that I support Piracy, but whatever keeps Streaming away!)

..THOUGH, AT THE END OF THE DAY, STREAMING OR CABLE, I DO ENJOY THE QUALITY TIME SPENT, SO MAYBE IT’S NOT TOO BAD.. BUT THOSE PRICES, LORD!

[askthediscordedcrusaders]

Sweetie, I think that book is messing with your mind. It has happened to more experienced Unicorn sorcerers in the multiverse, including your sister and Ms Trixie.

There's only a small window in which my words can reach you.

Don't let it control you.

Remember who you are.

Remember the kindness that makes you such a good person.

Remember mercy and compassion.

Remember the name Sweetie Belle.

". . . Sombra."

"Yes?"

"Is Grogar's bell ready?"

"It is. Do you require it for backup?"

"Yes. . . . Sombra?"

"Yes?"

"I want a haircut."

"Right now?"

"Right now."

[mechncheese]

Get Skywarp’d !

[mossmakesstuff]

No idea it was autocorrect

Back to your regularly scheduled program

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hi my Pretty Boy~

(is that okay?)

Yeah it’s okay

Also

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[colinfirth]

FANTASTIC MR. FOX 2009 – dir. Wes Anderson

[colorful-horses]

charlie

[eliashirsch]

two gossipy bitches in the club🤠

[crowliphale]

Buncha stardew art from 2024 (mostly sebby)

[armadillo-arts]

[art backlog: march 18, 2024]

wear your seatbelts kids, don’t be like sasha

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

I think my favorite part of Latino James (specifically Mexican) is that he died on Halloween, which is a DAY BEFORE DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS

Aka

THE DAY OF THE DEAD.

HE DIED A DAY - O N E DAY

BEFORE THE DAY OF THE DEAD

WICH ALSO MEANS HE DIDNT GET TO SPEND THAT HOLIDAY HONORING HIS RECENTLY LOST LOVED ONES LIKE HIS PARENTS, DORCAS, MARLENE, AND REGULUS, BECAUSE HE DIED A DAY BEFORE. A SINGLE FUCKING DAY.

HE LOST THE OPPORTUNITY TO CELEBRATE THEM BY

ONE

DAY

[cainternn]

WINNER POV

[shentheauthor]

Sometimes growing up is realizing

1. Oh 12yo me did NOT understand that billdip was weird and bad, oh dear

2. I was too in denial about my queerness to appreciate old man yaoi

3. Billford is peak actually

4. Billford was abusive as fuck, but it’s so well written and it’s so interesting to look at their interactions through that lens. Seeing Ford break out of that hold is genuinely fantastic, and it’s such good writing. The writing of Bill’s abuse is so realistic, and not once does the narrative attempt to excuse it. He is an unreliable narrator in the truest sense of the word. He lies to himself AND us, sometimes without realizing it because his view of reality is so warped.

5. Bill’s behavior is explained by his past, but not excused by it. It’s so easy to feel empathy for him while condemning his actions. Alex hirsch has made such a genuinely good sympathetic villain without taking away the evil parts of him.

6. Lmao divorce

[spookystarfishzombie]

[front-facing-pokemon]

[shitty-tma-aus]

hi I am alive