#BEEF W MY BOY ??? MY SPECIAL BOY ???????

[swordmaid]

i want to start on the drizzt books for the drow content but so much of the drow infos I found from like the old handbook reeks of so much misogyny to me that i just want to stick to my own headcanons LMFAO

[cowboykakashi]

Found out ppl hate Binghe today taking it personally

[ju1cyfru1t]

Gotta respect and love another writer who’s a cool writer and a minor!! Fellow writer, I present to you.. A REQUEST. I don’t really request often, cause it’s my job to make ‘em, (excuse my lazy ass, i CANT do them as much as you do cause you somehow have amazing motivation to do so??), but besides that-

How about some little sister headcanons?? Or just little sibling headcanons about reader being the most cutest thing ever, but also the most surprising turtle ever- Say sneaking up on her brothers not purposefully and scaring them, or just overall knowing a whole lot about a certain math problem Donnie has troubles on?? Idk but- Have fun with this, and remember to continue be awesome!! <33

your wish is my command 🧞‍♀️ and tysm for the request! I rlly hope you like it. <3

rottmnt x sister! reader

little sister hcs

Rise! Splinter, Raph, Leo, Donnie, Mikey, April x fem! sister! Reader

sister between the ages of like 12-15, fem! reader, PURELY PLATONIC AND FAMILIAL, contains swearing, hehehehehehheee

Splinter (SORRY HIS IS SHORT)

- Splinter is such a girl dad and always wanted a daughter. you cannot convince me otherwise.

- You best believe if you were to ever start dating someone ALL of them are interrogating your partner. All of em: the boys, Splinter, and April.

- You absolutely have special privileges w/ Splinter. like he is letting you get away with things your brothers don’t and giving you almost anything you ask for

- ^ bc like…you’re just a little girl. his little girl. his baby. LIKE COME ON NOW-

- he truly believes you could NEVER do anything wrong

Raph

- they are all hella protective over you but he is the MOST protective over you (he’s the oldest, you’re the youngest; it just makes sense, ok?)

- when training, he really holds back and goes easy on you even if he doesn’t need to bc he couldn’t imagine hurting you in any way. to him you are precious and fragile

- iffy about letting you go on missions and patrols even if you’re absolutely ready

- ^ it’s not that he doesn’t believe in you, he’s just worried about what could happen

- Carries you :D

- Lectures you but just because he cares and he makes sure you know that he isn’t trying to be mean

- ^ apologizes profusely if his temper does get the best of him

- Yells at Leo for messing with you

- Anytime you’re in battle, he tries his best to keep you behind him if he can

- Heaven forbid you like Ms.Cuddles show

- He absolutely cannot say no to you like it just physically pains him

- Since Raph’s the oldest, he TRIES (key word TRIES) to handle all the important *cough* talks (puberty, s3x, all that fun growing up stuff) but he struggles 😭😭😭 ends up asking April or Donnie to handle it (but shouldn’t Splinter really be handling that???)

- dotes on you like you’re the cutest thing he’s ever seen

- reminds you all the time that he’s proud of you

Leo

- he tries SO hard to be the “cool” brother

- will always claim and brag that he’s your “favorite,” regardless of its true or not

- teases the shit out of you all the damn time like I wouldn’t blame you if you socked him in the throat

- but he just picks on you bc he loves you

-^ and while this is true, he would NEVER let anyone besides him and your brother make fun of you in any way

- (Almost) always has faith in you. he understands what it’s like to feel like no one trusts you and he doesn’t want you to feel that way

- Listens to all the drama and hot gossip and agrees w/ you on everything. If you’re beefing with someone, SO IS HE.

- ^ that bitch Chloe who told you your shirt was ugly is 13. So what? He doesn’t gaf they are BEEFING

- teaching you things he probably shouldn’t be- NOT IN LIKE A WEIRD WAY, but like how to get away with shit and be sneaky and stuff

- there for you if you need a shoulder to cry on. might not be able to give the best advice depending on your problems, but he will hold you and let you cry if that’s what you need

- calls you ‘sis’

- not the best influence 😭

- If you confide in him secrets you haven’t told your other brothers he is weeping tears of joy that you trust him like that

- also dotes on you

- competitive as hell when you play any kind of game

Donnie

- if you’re a human, he’s (begrudgingly) driving you and picking you up from school. I mean, what kind of brother would he be if he let you walk the dangerous streets of NYC by yourself?

- fr though imagine your classmates faces when you pull up in that big ass turtle tank

- Regarding school, the best to go to for help with homework/schoolwork

- ^ and listen, he tries his best to be patient with you. that’s all I’m gonna say 😭

- Donnie doesn’t really treat you much differently than he treats your brothers, just a little bit more careful and EVER SO SLIGHTLY more patient with you

- will let you hang out in his lab while he works on something if you swear up and down on Splinter’s life you will not break, touch, or LOOK at anything

- If you want an honest, unbiased opinion he’s the brother to go to

- Ole Donatello is not the best at showing he really cares for you and loves you with words and actions, but just know he does and would never let anything happen to you

- Carries you on his back like he does with April

- Lectures you as well but just because he wants you to be safe and not do dumb shit (not as gentle as Raph tho)

- If Raph can’t, he’s the one protecting you and shielding you during missions

Mikey

- actually the “cool” brother (Leo remains hella jealous)

- since you two are the youngest I could imagine you’d be pretty close

- always wants to try new things with you: snacks, video games, recipes, pretty much down for anything

- invites you to watch YouTube with him if you’re bored

- If you’re a turtle mutant like them, he’ll ask to paint or add stickers to your shell and plastron

- cooks for you when you’re hungry

- if you attend, he makes sure you always have an after school snack + packs your lunch

- if you’re ok with it he is super affectionate with you

- Lets you vent anytime you need to about anything! He’s always going to be there for you and is the most compassionate of your brothers.

- You, Leo, and him doing stupid tiktok challenges and trends at 2am

- Believes in you no matter what. So, so supportive of any dreams or goals that you have. :)

- hypes you up

- beware of Dr.Delicate Touch and Dr.Feelings

- reminds you often that it’s ok to be emotional and vulnerable

April

- of course she’s best friends w/ all of you but you guys have special sleepovers where it’s just the two of you (which your brothers probably crash if they’re bored)

- ^ obvi calls them “girls night”

- (Varies depending on your species(?)) the one to be the most helpful when you’re body starts changing and you go through puberty because let’s be real your brothers don’t know shit (except Donnie MIGHT know a little bit)

- you can always trust her with secrets or just things you don’t want your brothers to know, like you can talk to her about ANYTHING

- let’s you complain and rant about the dumbass shit your brothers do ALL THE TIME (NOT IN A MEAN WAY I LOVE THEM I SWEAR 😭)

- ^ lmao she totally joins in and agrees w/ everything you say about them

- def let’s you borrow from her if you want (accessories, clothes, jewelry)

- GOING ON ADVENTURES TOGETHER

- Mayhem LOVES you

[trashhmuffinn]

OKAY

Percy Jackson ep 5 thoughts

- SOFT PERCABETH AAAHHHH

- first time Annabeth calls Percy seaweed brain. I’m totally okay (!!!!!internal screaming!!!!!)

-Percy ready to throw hands with Ares😆 boy forgot he’s an actual GOD, will have beef w anyone who is rude to his friends

-Hephaestus actually appearing in the show and being persuaded by Annabeth; deviation from the book but I can roll with it

-once again, SOFT PERCABETH, specially when Percy goes to sit on the throne you can see the tears in his eyes and Annabeths visible d i s p a i r

- Walker is such an amazing actor wth

- My boy Grover saying ‘I’m 24’ bless your little nature loving heart 💓

[wttcsms]

okay, so just yapping and sharing lots of notes & minor spoilers & extreme details of what i have planned/going on for balancing act (which WILL see an update this month, trust 🤞🏻)

please please please, if u read this, lmk your thoughts & if ur picking up what i'm putting down or else i have to revise my outline LOL

what's fun about balancing act is that we get to see my take on gojo's character; i've received comments and asks saying how they like how i've written not just gojo, but all the in-verse characters we have & i'm excited to expand more on gojo's friendships with everyone around him bc as a fanfic writer, it's a fun challenge to see how in character we can get these people when they're thrown into a wildly different universe.

so, talking abt "my take" on gojo's character: he's a goofy guy. he's cocky; he's a flirt. he knows he's Got It All, and he definitely drives a fancy sports car w a custom license plate that reads SIXEYES (bc this is a finance bro au, everyone claims he must have six eyes w the way he never seems to watch the markets but knows exactly when and what to go all in with). BUT !!! i love balancing act bc gojo is not reduced to "cocky womanizer and then u 2 fuck despite claiming to not like him" we get to see gojo's character shine through in his actions, not only in how he treats reader but also in how he interacts with all the characters. he's silly, he plays pranks, he sometimes (almost always) is annoying, but the things he does for them is always stemming from genuine kindness 🥹 like, i have this thought (my finance girlies will understand what i mean/it'll be explained in the fic) that yuuji is interning at the firm for a summer but he's from a non-target school & doesn't come from the same circles as most of the people in finance; knowing that yuuji feels a bit alienated from his peers, gojo goes out of his way to make dorky company merch and requires that all interns wear it & OF COURSE, it's one of those vests with the firm's name monogrammed on it & it's so pretentious but it's a finance bro right of passage and he did this so yuuji would have that status symbol but he also didn't want to single him out. things like that 🥹 he's thoughtful and we need to talk abt it more and we will explore this more within the fic!!!!

and balancing act is so special to me because it's all about loving someone so much that the mundanity of life suddenly seems exciting; suddenly, the boring, not so glamorous parts of life are an opportunity to showcase how much you love someone. MINOR SPOILER, but a scene that's so sweet and exemplifies this is the fact that you live in a luxury apartment building. authorizing/registering a specific vehicle to your apartment's parking services is a pain in the ass, and it's even more annoying to take off a car from the car registry list. that's why any past boyfriends, u rarely let them into ur apartment (bc it's ur safe space, where u can just be urself entirely) and the ones who do make it to ur apartment always use guest parking, which has a time limit. we, in typical romcom fashion, get the adorable "you're sick and he takes care of you" trope!!! so you have a bad flu and gojo drives you to ur apartment and takes care of you, but he's not registered as an authorized vehicle so he has to go to guest parking. well, he spends days with you while u recover, and he sees all the parking fines on his windshield. it's $100 per every hour he goes over the time limit. it's been days. your doorman is a sweet man who is always looking out for u and never likes any of the boys u take home, and he beefs with gojo (for comedic purposes, i promise. it's a fun dynamic) and gojo knows it's the doorman who reported him to parking services. gojo ofc is returning to the apartment building, holding the stack of tickets in one hand (using the same hand to wave cheekily at the doorman), and goes back in ur apartment to show u all the tickets.

he doesn't hold it against u though. what he says is, "your doorman hates my guts." all pouty and whiny. you tell him that the doorman hates the guts of all the boys u bring back & that he shouldn't feel too special, and that this is his way of saying gojo's overstaying his welcome, which u find hilarious. and gojo is like "well, he's saying you're only worth $100 an hour." blah blah blah, BUT !! circling back to the mundanity of life and how it serves as an opportunity to show our love for someone:

you go through the trouble of registering gojo's vehicle under ur apartment. even though u keep saying gojo is annoying and a pain in the ass and that this fascination he has with u will eventually fade, even though u claim there's a time limit to his affections and you KNOW how much of a hassle it is to unregister his vehicle if things do go south for y'all... you still go through the trouble of registering his vehicle, a sign that you like him. a sign that you're hoping things will be permanent.

and that's basically a major point of the fic!!! that our actions, our silly, simple, boring actions, can all have special meanings 🥹 if you look for it, you'll see that love really is anywhere

[dream-meister-translations]

DREAM MEISTER THE RECOLLECTED BLACK FAIRY

RICHE PAST #1

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On vacation from the Gastronomy guild, I find myself unusually alone...

I’m spending my vacation visiting our grandparents who run a winery. Though I suppose since it’s my day off, and I’m alone, I should be calling them “my” grandparents.

My grandparents offer me a warm welcome, just like they always have, and will continue to do.

RICHE : Grandpa, Grandma. It's been a while.

RICHE'S GRANDMOTHER : Oh, you've come! Come on in! We've been looking forward to your visit, you sweet, dear boy!

RICHE'S GRANDFATHER : Indeed, you're looking quite spiffy. Quite a change from back when you were just a boy.

RICHE'S GRANDMOTHER : Oh, nevermind that, Riche has always been serious about anything he set his mind to.

RICHE'S GRANDMOTHER : Even when you helped out at the winery, you always put your best foot forward and were constantly learning and researching many new things each and every day.

RICHE : Yes. I want to thank you, Grandpa, Grandma. It's because of my time spent helping out here that I am who I am now.

RICHE'S GRANDFATHER : Yes. Yes. You first starting working here about six years ago, if memories serves correctly. Ah, this feels nostalgic.

We reminiscine about many things for a long time after that.

RICHE : (Grandpa’s right...)

RICHE : (If you’d asked me back then, I’d never have dreamed of turning out this way...)

-FLASHBACK-

Ten years ago…

THUG 1 : Argh!

RICHE : Tsk... You never learn, huh? You wanna go again?

THUG 1 : S-Sorry!

RICHE : Speak up! I can't hear you mumbling like that. Should I make you speak louder?

THUG 2 : Eek! S-Sorry...

RICHE : You're apologizing to the wrong guy!

THUG 1 & 2 : W-Were sorry f-f-for… trying… trying to mug you!!

SCHOOLBOY : Th-Thank you...

RICHE : Jeez, don't ever try stealing from anyone again, got it?

THUG 1 & 2 : Yes, sir!

DELINQUENT 1 : As expected of Richie-Boy!

DELINQUENT 2 : Did you see their faces? They were terrified!

DELINQUENT 3 : There's no one who can rival Richie around here anymore!

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You see… Back in those days… I was quite a bit more rebellious than I am now...

I’d spend my days getting rid of troublemakers like bullies and shoplifters, one after another.

Don’t misunderstand. It’s not like I had any righteous sense of justice. The reason I did such things was simple...

My brother Kuchen was a natural at making desserts. His chocolate was second to none…

And my brother Cuit could run a kitchen like no other.

Compared to my amazing brothers, I was nothing special. I had no talents. No prospects.

By virtue of being the youngest brother, I was loved by default. Cherished. And I felt incredibly guilty being so loved and offering so little. Dealing with the miscreants out on the street was my way of dealing with that.

DELINQUENT 1 & 2 & 3 : We'll follow you to the ends of the earth, Riche!!

Before I knew it, the delinquents around town were beginning to look up to me, almost as a leader. But one...

SCHOOLBOY : U-Um, th-thanks for helping me! Can I do something for you…? In return I mean…?

RICHE : Nah, you don’t need to thank me. Oh, but it is that time...

SCHOOLBOY : "Time"?

DELINQUENT 1 : He means it’s time for him to go home. Richie-Boy here has a curfew.

DELINQUENT 2 : Even as a delinquent, he's so serious~

RICHE : It’s not about meeting a curfew. And I’d hardly consider myself a delinquent... But, yeah, if I keep talking, I'll be late. See ya!

I take off at a sprint, humming to myself as I make my way home…

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RICHE : Cuit! I’m back! What's for dinner tonight?

CUIT : Welcome back, Riche. It's beef stew today. Dessert is chocolate mousse made by Kuchen himself.

RICHE : Awesome! Sounds amazing!

KUCHEN : Don’t you ever get tired of acting like that? Day in and day out?

CUIT : Hehe. Go on, go wash your hands.

RICHE : Okay!

No matter how bloody the fight, I made sure to always, without fail, make it home before the Sun went down.

Because I knew... that the dishes my brothers had put so much effort into making were waiting for me back home…

[mlobsters]

supernatural s12e16 ladies drink free (w. meredith glynn)

s12e16 / hannibal s2e9 shiizakana

okay so it's kind of generic dead boy and girl in snow but the fur on her jacket and the positions and the grunty growling presumably werewolf just made me think hey it's a way less gory version of the hannibal scene

MICK My report to the home office ran long. We've had our hands full since... (Dean and Mick look down at a blood stain on the floor) Well, best not to dwell on that. DEAN Wow. That is some world-class repression. You are British. MICK We prefer to call it a stiff upper lip.

you're one to talk there, dean

SAM Wait a second. You killed them all? Even the ones that weren't hurting anyone? MICK Sorry? SAM I mean, werewolves aren't like most monsters. Some can control it. I mean, we – we have a buddy got bit. Nothing but beef hearts ever since. MICK And you trust him? Well, killing is a fundamental need for werewolves. And monsters don't just stop being monsters. DEAN Well, Garth did.

was wondering when this would come up

poor sammy. but dean's too excited for free and fancy shit. thanks for throwing us a bone, meredith

so old mick here lied about the girl being bitten, actual crisis of conscience or setup for having to kill her later to prove his point or...

(yay it's claire/kathryn keeper of my favorite hair on the show)

CLAIRE So, your foreign exchange student is totally lame. DEAN Yeah. He's Sam's best friend. (Sam sighs deeply) They're like nerd soul mates.

you jealous, dean-o

why is the moon literally being erased by cg, forgot to make the cloud?

secret third option, return to the hospital to kill her quietly before she's even turned. but he's sorry! oh how convenient she turned right as he was about to kill her so he had to fend off her attack

CLAIRE Sam, no offense, but who do you think the kids are gonna wanna talk to? Me, or some old skeezer?

skeezer lol

DEAN Yeah? I used to think the same thing. Well, here's a little tip. Things aren't just black and white out here.

took a minute but he came around

should have seen her getting bitten coming but i 100% didn't

SAM Mick, you killed a kid. We're not angry. We're done!

he gonna stick to that?

there's something about the way she said "unless i break out" that really worked. and the music was appropriate and far enough behind the dialogue it wasn't obtrusive

MICK The subject died in agony. Sorry. CLAIRE Yeah. Maybe second time's a charm. DEAN Hey, no, no. You don't get a vote in this. CLAIRE It's my life. I get all the votes. DEAN Sam, you wanna back me up here? SAM It's her life.

of all people, sam's gonna back her up on this topic 24/7

dean really in full-on protective dad mode this episode. i must have learned this little werewolf lore tidbit in fic and didn't realize because i honestly thought we already knew this sire business, or made some inference from the vampires 🥴

kathryn newton is so good as claire

they remembered to put the moon in a spot that vaguely looked like it was obscured by clouds, good job team

very special episode where mick learns things aren't black and white, after all

CLAIRE Right. Eat me, Teen Wolf.

lol tell him, claire!

BARTENDER It's not like I want to do this. My pack, we were happy. We didn't hurt anyone. And then hunters with weapons that I've never seen before, they show up and... take out 20 of us, just like that.

ha ha so bmol is to blame for it all because they went after the veggie wolves, i snorted. hammering us over the head with their point again

and the very special episode where claire learns again she's loved by her family and not in fact better off alone

always laugh this show makes blood draws happen in any old place, just slam a needle in, bing bang boom done

wish they'd leave her hair what i assume is her natural texture (wavy), whenever it's overly Done like this it doesn't really vibe with what she's usually got going on. was gonna bitch if dean didn't get a hug goodbye from her :p

really glad they didn't kill her off. feel like if this was in the early seasons, she would have died for the manpain of it all

[ritz-writes]

Get to know me tag game! I was tagged by @celestialcrowley

It's a long post so I'll put a cut here <3

Real Name: [REDACTED]

Nickname(s): [REDACTED]

Nickname Origin(s): [REDACTED]

Sorry, I'm not giving out my irl name </3

Preferred Name(s): Call me Ritz!

Ao3: RitzWrites

Social Media(s): I have a Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, Pillowfort, Twitter. The only ones under Ritz tho are ao3, Twitter, pillowfort, and insta, tho I never use the insta.

State: Won't say the state I currently live in (tho i mightve mentioned it in a post somewhere probably) but I grew up in Texas

Birthdate: May 28

Pet(s): Currently have 7 cats and 1 dog in my house. One cat is specifically mine

Hobbies: Writing, reading, drawing, watching youtube, screaming about my fandoms

Personality: I'm the sunshine character, but I swear a lot. Also if you wrong my friends I feel it personally and will be very angy. I'm very open minded and won't make an opinion on smth until I get all the facts. I want to be friends with everyone but the gods nerfed me with social anxiety ;w;

Favorite Holiday(s): Christmas has always been special to me and give me Nice emotions. Halloween is also good tho.

Favorite Drink(s): Kiddo me would have an aneurysm when she finds out I like vanilla lattes. She swore up and down she'd never like coffee lmao. I also love strawberry milk and sprite.

Favorite Food(s): Pizza, donuts, sirloin, airheads candy, beef stroganoff

Favorite Dessert(s): Cookies and cream ice cream, cookies, brownies

Favorite Color(s): Pink!! I tried changing it when I was younger cuz I didn't want to be the stereotypical girl," but I've always loved pink. Gold is also nice, as well as pastel colors in general.

Favorite Quote(s): "New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings," -Lao Tzu

Favorite Book(s): The Enhanced series by T.C. Edge (I haven't finished reading it tho)

Favorite TV Show(s): Good Omens, Lego Monkie Kid, 2003 Ninja Turtles, Transformers Prime, Batman The Animated Series

Favorite Movie(s): Ocean's 8, Black Panther, The Martian, John Wick

Favorite Character(s): Crowley, Aziraphale, Muriel, MK, Wukong, Macaque, Tang, Jason Todd, Peter Parker, Tony Stark

Favorite Actor(s): David Tennant, Michael Sheen, Tom Holland, Zendaya, Robert Downey Jr.

Favorite Song(s): There's so many, but I'll list a few. Last One Standing by Icon for Hire. Ohio by Bowling for Soup. Rich and the Famous by Good Charlotte. and literally anything by set it off cuz they r my fav band

Favorite Music Genre(s): Pop Punk. Or what some ppl r now calling divorced dad rock

Favorite Podcast(s): I haven't listened to it in a hot minute, but My Brother My Brother and Me

Have You Ever Met A Celebrity: I met some YouTubers at a convention once, but I don't watch the channel anymore

Have You Ever Been To A Concert: Yeah. To see Fall Out Boy. It was outside and I had no water. Was fun tho

Do You Collect Anything: Braincells. I keep losing them tho (no I dont collect anything)

Do You Have Any Idols: Uhhhh I'm not sure. I have ppl I think are cool? I guess you could say my mom is my idol?

Is There A Real Life Friend You Can Completely Be Yourself With: My partner @novelcain <33

What Are Your Interests: Anything I end up hyperfixating on. So right now its Good Omens. Once s5 of Lego Monkie Kid comes out tho, I know that's where my brain will be. I also love graphic design, but I haven't been able to do it in ages.

Where Would You Love To Travel To: Maybe Scotland? Or Italy? I wanna go to Japan some day too.

Is There A Random Fact About Yourself That You’d Like To Share: I have binocular double vision, which means I see two things :) My glasses help a bit with that issue

tags: anyone who wants to do it

[subskz]

hiii it's me! long time no see! 🤍

I MISSED U!!! i've been ia because of uni and it's beating my ass... but whenever i have free time (which does not come by often), i find myself coming back to the sacred place of subskz.tumblr.com

i finally got the chance to fully sit down and read the current 3 chapters of butterfly bandages and might i say... i'm obsessed!!! the changbin and sanrio pen thing, the way chan and y/n's relationship slowly developed, meeting the other boys, beefing w minho??? a SLAY plot! HAHA

no but seriously this series has got me hooked. i DON'T care if the next chapter haa 30k+ words I WILL FIND THE TIME TO READ EVERYTHING IN ONE GO. because i need to know what happens next! and i know this is a channie series which i love bc i need all the chan content <33 but i'm very invested in this angst unfolding from minho like... i love protective best friend lino but ur angry at the wrong person!!! its making me go CRAZY!! i wanna see how they squash it (and the chaos that ensues before it happens lmfaoo)

anyways, i hope you're doing well, love!!! i misses u a lot and i miss sending u these disgustingly long asks. i hope my sched becomes more forgiving and lets me send u more soon. i always look forward to your writing so i want to be able to send a note back about it, but the world is not very kind to me right now so i hope you're ok with these broken asks that come every once in a blue moon :(

but i love u!! and i am cheering for u always. good luck and i hope everyday is a good day for u <3

— 🤍

HELLOO my angel!! it’s so nice to see you again it really has been a while!! i’m very sorry to hear that uni has been giving u such a hard time lately though ㅠㅠ i definitely understand the feeling, it can be hard to exist as a human outside of ur work sometimes haha so please take care of urself and try to do at least one thing every day that relaxes u or makes u happy! and there is always a place for our favorite hannielover here <3

you took the time to read all of bb even amidst everything you have going on…i’m very touched ㅠ thank you so much for delving into the story and for ur kind n supportive words!! i’ve been having lots of fun w it so i’m thrilled that ur enjoying it so far as well ^_^ and LINO! u know me hehe i couldn’t help but give him a special role in the plot…he means well but he’s a bit too stubborn to see that he’s baring his claws when he doesnt need to! needless to say im so glad that aspect of the story has u interested, i hope the final part will be to ur liking~

i’ve really missed you and ur lovely messages too it’s such a delight to see u pop in!! regardless of how sporadic our interactions may be, they brighten my days all the same so please do stop by whenever you’d like! and thank u for your well wishes, i really hope u have more free time soon as well! but no pressure at ALL to read pt.4 in one sitting i know 30k words is a bit ridiculous…please take your time 😭 i love you right back my dear, i’ll be thinking of u and wishing you all the best in everything!! mwah ♡

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Take a Taste: with Lugaw Sisig from Mang Boy Alfredo Lugawan Restaurant [Recorded: Feb 18th, 2023]

Hello! It’s time for another “Take a Taste”! The series is about delicious food with my two paper dolls.

And today, I'm reviewing this hot-served Lugaw Sisig from Mang Boy Alfredo Lugawan Restaurant! 🥣😊 How's it taste? Let's find out! 🤔

If you haven't seen my previous episode, then please [CLICK ME!].

So, without further ado, let's get started:

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• So, we're here at the gorgeous Mang Boy Alfredo Lugawan Restaurant! Where they opened 24 hours of eating Lugaw soup (or any dish that they offered) by customers, like us! This is actually, my first time (or our first time) to stepped in during night time. And we all know, that we love eating restaurant at night time! 😋🥣🌙

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• Such the case, with this delicious "Lugaw Sisig" that I've ordered. By the way, I'm with my family & my related aunt (or "Tita") for a special dinner night! 😁

• Anyways, the cost of "Lugaw Sisig" is ₱119 ($2.16). Mmmm, this lugaw look scrumptious! The combination of sizzling sisig mixed with warm rice porridge! 🥣😋 (along side with common toppings)

• And yes, the word "Lugaw" is a type word for Asian porridge. So, let's dig in! 😋

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• Here's my spoon scooping on two different toppings. The first is the sisig toppings, then next is the boiled egg! Yum-yum! 😋 The fusion dish is fantastic, at the same time, its a bit spicy thanks to the sisig's signature recipe! And the presentation look great on the bowl, I love it! 🥰 Have some, you two! Let's finish this bowl.😋

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• Minutes later, we're all done! Thankfully, they offered us a manual service of drinking water to wash out our meal! 💧😊

Overall:

• It's a unique dish, on what could be otherwise, a normal porridge topped with sizzling meal that Filipinos/Filipinas know in love. Will I ordered it again? Absolutely! 😁 However, I want a try other menus that they offered from this lugawan (porridge) resto establishment. And my paper dolls completely agrees.😊

Well, that’s all for now, If you haven’t seen my previous episodes, then I’ll provide some links down below.↓😉

Take a Taste:

○ 2021 Food Reviews: ○

• Popeyes U.S. Spicy Chicken Sandwich [Dec 6, 2021]

• Jollibee Chick'nwich & Crisscut Fries [Dec 21, 2021]: Part 1 [CLICK ME! #1], Part 2 [CLICK ME! #2]

○ 2022 Food Reviews: ○

• Mini Stop Chicken Fillet XL Sandwich [Feb 7, 2022]

• Minute Burger Cheese Burger(s) [Mar 1, 2022]

• Pepper Lunch Teriyaki Beef Pepper Rice w/ Egg (& Honey Brown Sauce) [Mar 5, 2022]

• Bacsilog’s Sulit Combo Bacon-Tocino & Samgyup Day’s Pork Herbs [Mar 12, 2022]

• Burger King Whopper w/ Sides & Drink [May 6, 2022]

• Marshmello’s Limited Edition Coca-Cola Zero [Aug 26, 2022]

• Cheesy Burger McDo with Lettuce & Tomatoes Meal [Recorded: Sept 16, 2022]

• Mcdonald’s PH McSpicy & Apple Pie (featuring their World Famous Fries) [Nov 14, 2022]

• Mcdonald’s McCrispy Hamonado Sandwich [Dec 31st, 2022]

○ 2023 Food Reviews: ○

• Foods from Delicious Restaurant & 1919 Grand Cafe [Jan 8th, 2023]

• Homemade Churros by my lil’ bro [Feb 12th, 2023]

Tagged: @bryan360, @carmenramcat, @leapant

[rhazimpulsivelyposts]

I can tell I like my job and care about it because now that hours are removed , like set start and stop times, I just use my job as a hobby and continue working because it gets me out of the house and keeps me busy.

At my last job I would start packing up at 3:45pm and at 4pm I was clocked out on the dot , out the door , fcking byeeee

And maaaan if tickets weren’t involved? Just like here is a checklist, you have this long to get it done . What are even hours man? Like I could explore the city during the day part and then work for how ever long at night , shower , go to bed, explore some more. Day shift night shift when ever weather is nicest shift. I mean within reason I’m sure and if other people will be onsite and stuff or if I need advice probably wanna ask it during the day or what ever. Work 3 hours > explore > come back work another 5 or so ? Work 10 one day and get a tattoo the next day? I know I’ll get the work done too, like I’m not the type to fck off because I actually like what I do and I would never allow myself to slip enough for receipts to make me look bad. I take pride in the work I do, because it feeds my ego to be better at my job than others 🤣 😈 I have a big ego. Hard working , attention to detail, sexy as fck ego . But it’s because I can walk the walk and not just talking a big game. I show up and show motherfcking out btch .

Every retail job I worked they let me get away with so much sht because I did the job and I did the job well. Proctor & Gamble was going to fire me for testing positive for THC and it had to go through 3 levels of management and they kept me because I was so good at the job. Office Max , Sams Club, and Starbucks used to let me have my phone out and be snacking and eating . All the time I had stuff in my mouth unless I knew I would be talking to customers . “Does she have headphones in?” Yep , because as long as you do the job well and give them nothing to complain about, you get to be special 🥰 and have special rules . In retail at least. I stood my ground with my “good luck replacing me” and they never could if they tried 🤣

even my last job said they would welcome me back with open arms after I told the managers the place was a drowning shit show and they don’t respect their workers. I keep it real because I know I can find another job in a week if I wanted to. I don’t NEED anyone, but I am thankful for the people and jobs that actually treat me how I feel I deserve. And I’m thankful for people in my life who take chances on me and take time and effort to help me with things . Always be growing :)

Even managers who had something against me, could never knit-pick my work because I do a good job, and when I get criticism I take it with an understanding want to improve so that they can’t find anything wrong with my work and my work ethic 🤣 it’s called ~ anxiety ~ and if I appeal to my anxiety and do what it tells me, it later feeds my ego when I can’t get in trouble because I did all the things right. Protecting myself.

I had a team lead try to get me fired over weird beef we had outside of work, by going to managers about my social media. I didn’t fight for my job I said “ look if you have to fire me over that I get it” , not only did they not fire me, never make me sign a write up, but the team lead btch quit 🤣🤣 oops did your plan backfire? When she left and was saying bye to everyone , I shook her hand and said “ I’m sorry things had to go down that way, I hope someone at your next job is just as pathetic as you are and tries to get you fired” 🤣🤣 the tech boys stood up in their Cubes like 👀 . Don’t fck with me.

When I left Proctor & Gamble because my contractor contact was an asshole, I told the higher ups that I was tired of always feeling like he could get me fired and they were all shocked because they liked me more than they cared about him knit-picking my work. 🤣 two different companies in that chain begged me to reconsider and stay and I was so over working with that older Indian man who always second guessed me and talked down to me that I said “sorry it’s a no for me dawg” if he’s my contact or my equal or my supervisor or what ever he thinks he is to me, I’m not working here. I don’t take disrespect. Actual structured criticism with proof , delivered in a respectful way, I’m all ears baby. I’ll take the advice and try to implement it or ask questions but you wanna talk down to me like I’m stupid? Nah. I’m your equal, and if I’m not your equal you better be raising me up to be your equal emotionally and intellectually. Teach me don’t just tell me I’m wrong. Teach me nicely don’t just bark at me. When I teach people I’m nice and thorough and understanding. I respect people. Until they disrespect me. Treat people how you want to be treated.

[bewitchingfanfiction]

Mindcrack (2022/08/22)

It happened while Grian was mining away at the rock down in the cave, trying to give more space for the rift to breathe.

He didn’t do anything special, nothing to trigger the rift, at least he didn’t think he did.

But out of nowhere, it came to life with extreme noise and began to glow, and Grian could only watch in awe as a group of people stepped out of it.

There was about four of them, three boys and a girl. They were all wearing very worn diamond armor, covered in grime and gunk. Scars littered their bodies where Grian could see skin, not to mention they all looked incredibly distressed.

“W-Where are we?” The girl asked nervously, looking around.

Grian approached them. “Ah, hello there.”

The group jumped in surprise when he spoke, and instantly one of the boys was pointing a diamond sword towards him.

“Where are we!? Where have ya trapped us!?” He hissed. Grian noticed he was missing some teeth.

But that’s when he also noticed something on the sword. At the handle was an image of a cracked mind engraved on it.

It didn’t take long for Grian to gather the others to his home. Based on what he’d heard about Mindcrack, it wasn’t exactly a happy place, so Grian went ahead and called some of the others too, in case things took a turn and Beef, Etho, Bdubs and Doc lost themselves.

When the four flew down to the rift, their eyes were wide with disbelief and shock as they stared at the guests.

The youngest practically beamed when he saw Etho. “Etho!” He ran towards him.

“Pyro, don’t!” The girl exclaimed fearfully.

But Pyro ignored her and hugged Etho tightly. Etho stared down at him in a bit of a daze. “Pyro…” He breathed.

He grinned up at Etho excitedly. “It’s been so long, ever since you went into hiding.”

“How is this possible?” Doc muttered to Grian, keeping a close eye on the others.

Grian shrugged helplessly. “The rift is connected to other timelines, they’re likely not from the same timeline we are.”

“Beef!” Pause gasped in awe. “Y-You’re alive?”

“Ah…Yeah I-“ Beef was cut off when Pause suddenly lunged forward and kissed him.

When their kiss broke, Pause grinned tearfully. “I-I was certain you died when that bomb went off. How did you get away!?”

“Lookin’ good as always,” The boy missing teeth winked as he approached Bdubs, who looked severely uncomfortable. “Aren’t you gonna give me a kiss??”

Bdubs winced. “Um…”

“GUYS!” The girl hissed in irritation, getting their attention. “Something is obviously wrong. Beef died, Pause. You held his corpse, you know he died.”

“M-Maybe I was wrong…” Pause protested weakly.

Etho’s gaze grew sad as he looked down at Pyro. “Pyro, I’m…I’m not your Etho, and you’re not my Pyro. The Pyro from my timeline was murdered.” Pyro’s eyes widened in horror. “M-Murdered?”

“I don’t understand how this is possible.” Tango confessed helplessly to Grian, Mumbo and Scar. “The rift is still so full of mysteries.”

Grian bit his lip. “Let’s just let them talk for now.”

“Are you sure that’s wise?” Scar asked skeptically.

Aureylian approached Bdubs, smiling sadly. “You’re not our Bdubs.”

“And you’re not my Aurey and Generik.” Bdubs mumbled back.

Generik’s eyes widened. “Oh…”

“So what happened to us in your timeline?” Aurey questioned softly. “Are we three still…together?”

Grian, Mumbo and Scar exchanged looks of surprise.

Bdubs winced. “We uh, we were…but then Mindcrack kind of…went to war with each other, there um, there was nothing left to do but run away…” He explained helplessly. “I-I’m sorry, I left you guys behind but everything was just so bad and even going outside wasn’t safe and-“

“Hey,” Generik cut him off, resting a comforting hand on his arm. “You don’t gotta explain nothin’ to us. We’re not from the same timeline, remember? In our timeline you died so…”

Tears began to bubble in Bdubs’ eyes as he stared at them. He hesitantly took each of their hands. “I miss you both, so much…”

Aureylian smiled tearfully. “We miss you too.”

Meanwhile with Pyro, he was staring at Etho like he was a stranger. His gaze was impossibly sad. “S-So um…while I was alive…were we still…” He trailed off.

Etho smiled softly behind his mask. “Yeah, we were still like brothers.”

Pyro gave a grin of relief. “I’m glad. I want us to always be brothers, no matter the timeline.”

“Always” Etho promised. “It broke me when you died, you know. But it’s also what gave me the courage to run away.”

Pyro’s eyes widened. “Really?” The two sat down against the wall.

Etho nodded. “Things were bad, I mean Beef, Pause and I were just��we didn’t know what to do. Like everyone else, we were stuck hiding away, but sometimes someone would have to go out to get food and it caused a lot of arguments and fear. Then Pause died and we…lost ourselves. Beef and I felt like empty shells, but we stayed anyways.”

“Oh…” Pyro looked at him sadly. “I’m sorry.”

Etho gave an eye closed smile. “But it’s better now. We’re free now.” He looked down. “I just wish…it hadn’t taken you guys dying for us to finally have the courage to leave.”

Pyro frowned. “Are you and Bdubs friends now?” He asked curiously.

A blush crossed Etho’s cheeks behind his mask, but Pyro still spotted the slight tint peaking out from the top.

He gasped. “EWWWW-“

Etho grabbed him in a headlock and rammed his fist onto the top of Pyro’s head, making the young boy cackle.

~~~

“I-I’m sorry I kissed you, I just got so excited.” Pause admitted sheepishly as he and Beef sat together.

Beef waved him off. “Don’t worry about it.”

Pause bit his lip, looking down. “You and Etho broke up after I died…didn’t you?”

A silence followed for a moment, Beef looked up at the ceiling deep in thought.

“It wasn’t really…a breakup. It was more just a mutual agreement that we needed some distance after everything. After a while we just…moved on.” He admitted. “We’re still close, it’s just not like it was.”

Pause hummed. “He and Bdubs have weird energy, tell me it’s from a rivalry.” He pleaded.

Beef chuckled. “Yeah, a lot has changed since back then. They were still rivals in this timeline, but after we ran away they got super close.”

“Gross.” Pause cackled. “But I guess it’s better than the alternative. I’ve watched those two try and kill each other more times than I can count.”

Beef frowned, looking down. “Sounds like Mindcrack’s as violent as ever, no matter the timeline.”

“Guess so.” Pause sighed. “I’m really glad…that you guys got away.”

Beef bit his lip, taking Pause’s hand in his own. “I miss you.”

A ghost of a smile formed on Pause’s lips.

“Yeah, I miss you too.”

~~~

Doc smiled. “Are you sure you guys don’t want to stay? There’s nothing saying you have to go back.”

“We don’t belong here, Doc.” Aureylian told him gently. “Our timeline might be cruel, but it’s still home.”

Pause nodded. “Yeah. Look it was great to talk to you guys like this…” His gaze grew sad. “But…”

“But we’re not them.” Etho finished for him.

Pause held his gaze for a moment, something longing and sad in his eyes, just like when he looked at Beef. “…Yeah.”

Generik hugged Bdubs. “Take care of yourself, alright? And that partner of yours.” He nudged him playfully.

This made the boy grin. “Get outta here.” He shoved him lightly.

Pyro looked up at Etho hopefully. “So…you guys are happy then?”

Doc, Beef, Bdubs and Etho shared a glance, then looked over at Grian, Tango and Scar, who were doing their best to not involve themselves.

“…Yeah.” Beef confessed softly.

Pause grinned. “Then it already sounds much better than our timeline.”

“You can’t say that when you’re dead in ours.” Doc told him softly.

Pause’s smile turned a little grim. “Well…you know how Mindcrack is.”

A heavy ache rested itself in the hearts of Etho, Beef, Bdubs and Doc. Before they could help it, tears were welling up in their eyes.

“Hey don’t worry about us.” Aureylian gave a kind smile. “Maybe our timeline failed, but it sounds like something really beautiful came out of yours.”

“Ngh…” Tears rolled down Bdubs’ cheeks as he stared at them. “It’s not fair…” He hiccupped. “Why did I run away? I should’ve stayed. At least if I stayed…w-we would’ve been together, no matter how miserable!”

Generik smiled softly, patting Bdubs’ on the shoulder. “Maybe, but then you wouldn’t have fallen in love with your true soulmate.” He nudged his head over in Etho’s direction. “So maybe we weren’t supposed to work out in your timeline in the first place.”

A frown formed on his lips as he turned to glare at Etho, who stared right back rather timidly. “I still hate you.” He confessed.

Etho didn’t reply.

“Take care of him.” Generik demanded.

“…I will.” Etho promised softly.

Generik headed for the rift, hand in hand with Aureylian. “We should get going, the others will freak if they see we disappeared.”

Tears formed in Pyro’s eyes as he looked up at Etho. “Do you think…my version of you…still cares about me? Even though he’s gone into hiding by himself?”

Etho hesitantly rested a hand on the top of Pyro’s head. “He’s probably trying to figure out how to get you out of there safely.” He commented. “If I know him as well as I think I do.”

Pyro hugged him tightly by his waist once again, sniffling.

“…I’m sorry Beef…” Pause smiled sadly as Beef cried. “But this is it.”

Beef hiccupped, reaching out for Pause weakly. “Don’t leave us…” He pleaded softly. “I-I don’t care if you’re not our Pause…you’re still a Pause and I love you…”

Pause smiled tearfully as he gently squeezed Beef’s hand. “I love you too.”

He looked over at Grian and the others. “Do us a favor, try not to hurt them, okay? They’ve been hurt enough for one timeline.” He admitted softly.

“We’ll take care of them.” Tango assured him kindly.

Grian swallowed hard, turning to hide his face in Mumbo’s shoulder. He couldn’t watch them say goodbye. It was too cruel.

Generik, Pause, Pyro and Aureylian headed for the rift, giving one last wave over their shoulders before disappearing into the swirls of purple.

The moment they were gone, Doc, Bdubs, Beef and Etho were breaking down into uncontrollable sobs, letting out screams of agony that made Grian feel sick.

“Guys, don’t cry…” Tango insisted softly, holding a crying Doc in his arms. “It’s gonna get better.”

“You don’t know that…” Bdubs’ hiccupped, being held by Scar. “Hermitland could turn cruel too…”

Mumbo shook his head softly, rubbing Beef’s back comfortingly. “We won’t let it. We will never let it become like that. Never.”

Etho scoffed tearfully. “Yeah well…Mindcrack was supposed to be a safe place too…”

Grian smacked his hand to Etho’s face gently, getting the boy’s attention. “Never.” He swore. “Hermitland will never be like Mindcrack. I will spend the rest of my life doing whatever it takes to keep the peace if that’s what it takes.”

Maybe they would end up being empty promises. Grian and the others didn’t know the future.

What they did know was they loved their fellow hermits, and they never wanted that to change.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

he absolutely slept upside down like a proper roosting bat every day for 16-19 years or however long!!! a halo is just something i throw in sometimes and it helps the composition here. patron saint of being undone by your hunger for both corn chips and blood.

speaking of…..ruthie was a real Cryptid Ally for like, being way down in an unexplored part of a cave and then seeing something resembling a human crawling around and trying to offer them food instead of doing absolutely anything else. not the best idea though!!! the cryptid might have a heinous local stepdad!! and might bite you because he’s been raised by a bat colony. when you’re in caves, only bat rules apply

vampire bats don’t live in west virginia but neither do human-bat hybrids. what with the irrepressible hunger for blood and the anticoagulants in his spit ed’s gotta be Half Vamp, Baby. vampire bats funky lil faces are just too good

[annabwths]

favorite lines from the lightning thief musical:

"look! i didn't want to be a half blood"

"i didn't want to cause trouble, trouble / i'm less a player and more the played"

"grover you are a good friend / aw, dude i'm your only friend"

"i've heard much about you, percy jackson / that's very dedicated for a substitute"

"you think i'm trouble just like everyone else"

"so if you think you are a half-blood, better get headed to the exits now / cause folks will think you're lying, better run and don't start crying / cause you're monster chow"

"stick around and maybe you'll learn from me, this ain't odysseus' odyssey"

"nobody listens to me, they never listen / nobody listens to me they never listen, oh (dude you got expelled)"

"i'll show you where i met your dad, he'd be proud of his son"

"normal is a myth / everyone has issues they're dealing with"

"the things that make you different / are the very things that make you strong"

"awesome! hey, ground beef!"

"am i dead or am i dreaming"

"oh look, a strange man in a hawaiian shirt"

"i've never seen a face as beautiful as- / you drool when you sleep"

"did you say half-god? / yeah and i half-care"

"you say the gods are real? then how could they let that happen?"

"so if my dad's a god, i'd like to know which one, he's got a lot to answer for"

"all this time i thought my dad was some deadbeat turns out / he's a deadbeat god"

"and if they don't? / then no one can blame you for holding a grudge so hey, you're not alone"

"prepare to be pulverized, newbie"

"what about me, i don't know my talent yet / i have a special job for you, go to the boys bathroom / and? / stay there? it's your first day, we don't want you messing things up"

"maybe the minotaur died from a case, of laughing too hard from seeing your stupid face"

"look, captain crazy but the flag ain't here, you've got some issue with me it's pretty clear"

"why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? is the food here really that bad?"

"oh things couldn't be worse, when your parents run the universe"

"chiron! who's your dad? / oh, well, my father is kronos. remember my lecture, he ate his children"

"so my dad is some god, that's great i guess, did he not want me or not want the stress? too bad he's the worst and my life is a mess, oh no"

"everything i ever do is wrong, never find where i belong"

"i never try to do anything, i never mean to hurt anyone"

"but no one will ever take my side, all i ever do is take the fall"

"and now i finally find a haven, somewhere safe, where i can stay, until it's: pack your bags percy bow go your own way"

"all you get are bad grades, a bum rap, a bad rep, and a good smack and no friends, and no home, and no mom... she's taken away"

"you need me too, seaweed brain"

"i've got mad battle strategy, my mom will be impressed"

"shoes. awesome. / shoes with wings? now that id awesome!"

"look for DOA records / it's a record company? actually i am not surprised"

"guys, we just exploded a bus"

"we're lost in the woods, somewhere in new jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA"

"i am not saying sorry to a squirrel"

"i've always been a smart girl / but smart girl only gets a girl so far"

"my grand plan is that i will be remembered"

"always been a tough girl, cause most girls never win if they're polite"

"and your step-mom treats you like a freak, and your dad won't give you the time of day, and your mom won't trust you with a quest, so the best thing you can do is run away"

"all your worries come in flurries, but we bested freakin' furies!"

"look, the gateway arch! / look, a lady with a puppy!"

"do we have enough drachmas for an uber?"

"why, my brother and i arrived just yesterday: may first, 1939!"

"this is....scary"

"and maybe if i'd been a little bit braver, maybe if i stayed behind to fight / but maybe doesn't let me go back and save her, maybe doesn't make it alright"

"no hope of survival, you're dead on arrival"

"i ferry the souls of the newly deceased, i got a sweet ride, it was newly leased"

"who has two turntables and three sick heads? everybody give it up for dj cerberus!"

"what belongs to the sea can always return"

"it's a seashell...no. it's a gift from a god"

"maybe my dad wasn't always there, maybe he never knew how to care / but hey, that's life and life ain't fair"

"plus a half-goat with a great goatee"

"cause you're the two best friends this screw up ever had"

"you may be a god but you're going down all the same"

"you think the god of war is afraid of a little water? / how do you feel about a lot of it?"

"i've been here since i was a kid / i did everything they ever asked, yeah i did"

"it doesn't pay to be a good kid, a good kid, a good son / the gods were never on our side, so i think it's time we watch them fall / and soon you'll see what i did, soon they'll be no gods at all"

"don't feel bad cause we're usually about to die"

"no i'm never gonna once have it easy, i'll make mistakes, but my own and it frees me"

BONUS TRACKS:

"we don't know who to blame but it's a battle all the same / and it's real this time it ain't some game"

"percy will find a way / don't make me gag, percy couldn't find his way out of a paper bag"

"my mom doesn't believe in war / oh, yeah? then why does she keep texting my dad? / woah"

"this fight is gonna be one hell of a clencher, prissy percy's gonna lose his poseidon adventure"

"he must be protected / i won't be rejected"

"i may fail but that doesn't mean that i won't try"

"the weight of the world's on my shoulders / like atlas is crushing me down / we're not brave, we're not strong, we're not soldiers / my heart's just a drum and damn does it pound"

"i'm not leaving your side 'til we find what matters / i'm not leaving your side 'til we're back home / i'm not leaving your side 'til you're remembered"

"guys, calm it down with all life's stresses / it ain't worth cleaning up your parent's messes"

"it's not every day you get a veggie burger from a god"

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Clone High season 2 ideas

James Garfield and William McKinley are like Wario and Waluigi to Abe and JFK. Nobody knows who they are.

Instead of bringing back GESH, Clone High has a new rival school, Clone Prep, where all the students are actually successful copies of their clonefathers. They're treated like the rich kid camp across the lake, they ALWAYS win the championship. All the clones look exactly the same, but they have evil goatees to show they're from the mirror universe. Which would be funnier, the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures operating a dozen different clone schools across the country, or Clone Prep being operated by the Canadian government?

Clone Ronald Reagan is a bleeding heart liberal theater kid who JUST WANTS TO DANCE, DAD!

There's a Very Special Episode that deals with teen pregnancy and whether or not to get an abortion, and it's handled in the most over the top and offensive way possible; later it's revealed that clones are like mules and can't reproduce, so the episode ends with a "consequence-free" orgy, but everyone winds up in the clinic with herpes. Principal Scurdworth reminisces, "I remember my first orgy. I was the guy who mopped up afterwards. Still got herpes though."

Scalia and Ginsburg are co-captains of the debate team, they're clearly crushing on one another and everybody else is like "will they or won't they?" The episode is a retelling of Romeo and Juliet (or rather West Side Story); they're star-crossed lovers from two different worlds, society won't let them be together. They both tragically die at the end, but everyone just moves on afterwards like it was nothing.

Bobby Kennedy is introduced as JFK's snotty towheaded little brother like Cousin Oliver or Dennis the Menace. He's got an annoying catchphrase, he's always screwing everything up, but he's just so saccharinely cute that everyone thinks he's precocious. He's immediately put on a bus and never seen again after this episode.

Season 1 was a parody of 90s teen dramas, so season 2 would have to play catchup by going through the decades one shitty show at a time; from 90210 to Dawson's Creek to the OC to Glee to Riverdale, getting more and more ridiculous with each scene.

Abe keeps getting shown up by cool kid Jefferson Davis, and the student body splits in two over some Twilight style Team Edward/Team Jacob bullshit (maybe something even stupider like the blue-black/yellow-white dress or yanny/lorel)

Ulysses S. Grant is a rapper nicknamed 50 Buck, and he's got beef with Robert E. Lee (Ja REL)

Richard Nixon is so jealous of JFK that he goes all Single White Female on him, dressing like him, acting like him, pretending to be him, "I just wanna be like you, Jack... I'm not a creep." When faced with expulsion for cheating on a test, Nixon drops out of school and the class gets a new student Gerry Ford to replace him.

The clones go on an international field trip, and Joan discovers that she REALLY hates France. When they get on their return flight to America, Scudworth realizes he left Napoleon behind like Home Alone, and he conquers Eurodisney (maybe it would be funnier if the school couldn't afford to go to actual Europe, so they go to a cheap EPCOT knockoff instead, United Nations Land, with miniature versions of famous buildings and landmarks; theres a huge line for couples to climb the one-story Eiffel Tower and make out)

Genghis Khan is best friends with Atilla the Hun, but nobody else ever sees him so everyone thinks he's imaginary like Mr Snuffleupagus

The Elvis twins die and are replaced by clones of Elvis impersonators

Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello all work at one of those stripmall karate dojos for little kids

Abe joins a boy band with Georgie W, Tommy J, and Teddy R, called Big Time Rushmore, and they become bigger than Jesús Cristo. Cleo is Yoko Ono and causes the band to split up.

Groucho Marx and John Lennon are leaders of the Clone High Communist Party

Joseph Stalin is a Russian chess champion like Kasparov, but it turns out he's a filthy cheater. He's disqualified from the championship, but instead of learning an Aesop lesson he kills all the other contestants and wins the trophy by default (he's not even Russian, he's Georgian, which in this case means he has a thick southern drawl and loves peaches and boiled peanuts)

A regular non-clone student transfers to Clone High due to a technical error, and he become the tragic Frank Grimes-esque "only sane man." He is killed in a freak accident, but the Board of Shadowy Figures doesn't want to get sued by his parents, so they clone him back to life afterwhich he finally fits in before moving away and never being seen again.

Clone High is an F school, last in the nation, so nobody graduates and nobody gets accepted into college; everyone is held back indefinitely, and they make jokes about how all the high school atudents look like they're in their 20s and 30s (take that, CW)

[mypimpademia]

Smoke.

Bakugo x black!reader

TW: Swearing, you have beef w bakubitch

Note: this is kind of a throwback moment to the very very beginning of my blog, w this fic being the base but this time it has a little more ✨spice✨ so hope you enjoy!

Bold italics = flashback

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You didn't plan to already have beef with someone at your new school. Let alone someone you'd be dealing with for the rest of your years at UA.

It started on the first day at that, and all you did was bump into him on accident!

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"Oh shit, my bad–" You said, feeling your shoulder hit someone else's as you stumbled into your classroom from the packed halls.

"Watch where you're going, you fuckin' extra." You heard a raspy voice scoff.

Extra? Who the hell does this person think they are? You weren't looking for a fight on the first day as a transfer student, but you sure weren't gonna let that slide.

"Who the hell you callin' extra? You sure as hell don't look too special your damn self, so don't go actin' all Hollywood." You sneered.

You took a good look at the boy in front of you.

He had spikey ash blonde hair, vermillion eyes, his pants were sagging low, and he wasn't wearing his tie.

"Tch, whatever I doubt you even have a quirk half a strong as mine. You can keep talkin' tough if you can manage to beat me, but I doubt your weak ass will." He said, walking to sit down.

You heard a shaky wail from the side of you, and looked over to see a green haired, and green eyed freckled boy.

"H-hi, you must be the new trasfer student! Its nice to meet you, but maybe don't mess with Bakugo–" He sputtered.

'Bakugo...' You thought to yourself, glaring at the blonde.

Feeling your stare, he turned around and snarled at you.

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The rest of your first day was nothing but fighting with him.

But you can't help but smile at when you actually fought him that day for training and won against him.

Since then, you did nothing but fighting with each other.

Hell, he even has your number and socials and you'll still fight on there. Over text, over call, on FaceTime, on live— youre even on a first name basis! As much as you hate each other all you do is hang around each other.

Like now for example;

You were draped over Katsuki's desk as he sat in his chair glaring down at you.

"Mhm, I bet you wanna talk your shit so bad, but you can't because you still haven't beat me since my first day here~" You taunted.

"Well yeah dumbass, we haven't done sparring training against each other since then." He added.

"You sayin' that like you can't fight me outside of class. Whats the matter? You too pussy to fight me again–"

"L/N, THE DESKS ARE NOT FURNITURE, AND SUCH VULGAR LANGUAGE IS NOT TO BE USED IN THE CLASSROOM!" Iida shouted, air chopping as he usually does.

"Shut the hell up, four eyes." Katsuki barked.

"Alright everyone, settle down and get to your seats." Aizawa said in his normal sleepy tone, rolling into the classroom in his yellow sleeping bag.

You got off Katsuki's desk, and started towards your seat, before feeling a rough hand grip your wrist.

"I'm gonna kick your ass after school." Katsuki whisper.

You hummed in amusement, before snatching your hand away and going to your seat.

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By lunch, everyone was talking about the fight you and Katsuki were going to have after school.

Picking sides, placing bets, and even acting out how they thought the fight would go.

"Come on, have you even seen Bakugo in a fight? He's gonna crush them!" One guy said.

"Dude, didn't you hear how Y/n beat them on their first day here though?" Another guy added.

You and Katsuki were passing by the table that was having this conversation, arguing as you usually do before you cut in.

"Either way, Katsuki was too much of a pussy to fight me till I called him out on it, he don't want no smoke." You told them.

"Who the hell are you callin' a pussy?" Katsuki fumed.

"Well shit, you the only nigga around here named Katsuki ain't you?" You asked sarcastically.

"Have fun talking shit, it won't be so funny once I kick your ass after school." Katsuki proclaimed.

"Uh huh, we'll see about that."

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The end of the day finally came, and everyone was hyped to see you and Katsuki finally fight.

There were people gathered around, but not to many that teachers would get suspicious.

"Here comes Y/n!" Someone yelled.

"Hell yeah, kick his ass Y/n!" Another yelled.

The small crowed started clapping and cheering upon your arrival.

"They're not kicking anyone's ass, especially not mine." Katsuki swore.

"That's not what happened–" You started, only for Katsuki to walk up face to face with you.

"What? On your first day? That was months ago, we're talking now." Katsuki barked.

"Alright, then let's see about now, pomeranian." You mocked.

He chuckled and smirked at a random realization.

"Nah." Katsuki said.

He earned 'boo's from the crowd, and a confused look from you.

"I wouldn't wanna hurt my pretty s/o's face." He said, turning his back toward you and walking away.

You stood there, stuck as your processed.

"Mina, am I trippin', or did this nigga just ask me to be his s/o?" You asked the girl next to you.

"I don't think you trippin', because if you trippin then we all trippin'. She said, slightly starstruck.

You hummed in slight amusement, then took off after him.

"I'm still gonna beat your ass!" You yelled.