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FISH DELOUSING LASER????
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Dᴏɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I ᴄᴀɴ, ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴇʟᴘ Aɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ I sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ʙᴀʙʏ, I ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏғ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ
#Petition for Toriel and Carol to get their shits together#Your family so dysfunctional the machines feel like they're the ones raising the kids#deltarune spoilers#deltarune#tenna#utdr#deltarune fanart#mr ant tenna#tenna deltarune#kris deltarune#noelle deltarune#kris dreemurr#noelle holiday#queen deltarune#snake's art
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not being able to borrow an ebook because someone else has it on loan is stupid as hell. like babe this is Document. these are pixels.
#i understand licenses i just think they're stupid as hell just so we're clear#humanity: we have invented the limitless access to information machine. but we must limit the access. for money.
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link: https://bsky.app/profile/brainvsbook.bsky.social/post/3llc72lyhu22j
google translate defaulting to chinese at first
okay but for those of us with interests in both the murderbot and the daomu biji fandoms this is kinda hilarious
(english-side-only really, i get that the kanji and hanzi are completely different)
our good (air)ship murderbot! thanks google
#murderbot#the 'our' marker option as an implied holdover from company ownership is a genius choice#insight into murderbot's view of its own personhood#simultaneously an independent being and 'liberated' machine property
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what if this scene was worse
#listen I know he technically hasn't met machine herald Viktor yet but I don't care#just imagine Jayce has fingerpaints in his pockets at all times so he could colour his jesus boyfriend carving ok#arcane#my art#jayvik#jayce talis#arcane 2#jayvik art#Jayce arcane#Art#fanart#arcane fanart#machine herald#Viktor arcane#artist on tumblr#painting
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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do people have no shame anymore?
#if you couldn't be bothered to write it i couldn't be bothered to read that shit#this genuinely pissed me off#what even is the point of this? what do you get out of posting something you didn't even make yourself?#im a fanartist the point of it is that i made art with my own two hands! i created something by myself!!!#what the fuck do you get by making a machine do it#ao3#fuck ai#anti ai
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Am I late to the party ?
#arcane#arcane season 2#fanart#meme#ah yes. me. my girlfriend.#jayvik#jayce x viktor#meljayvik#glorious evolution#the machine herald#I love this meme#haven't see this one already so here's my brick in our nation#meme redraw
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They killed my man once an act and he served cunt each time, I’m sobbing
#viktor machine herald#arcane viktor#viktor lol#viktor league of legends#viktor arcane#jayce x viktor#jayce lol#jayce league of legends#arcane jayce#jayce talis#jayvik arcane#arcane jayvik#jayvik#arcane#arcane league of legends#league of gays
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images that WILL go triple platinum if i have my way
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Welcome back Jesus of Nazareth.
#arcane spoilers#spoilers#arcane s2 spoilers#arcane s2#s2 arcane#arcane season 2#arcane season two#arcane#viktor arcane#viktor of Nazareth#viktor nation#viktor machine herald
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jesus sensing you spawn into a crowded space 2000 years in the past with a body full of vaccines: God give me strength
#art#christianity#funny stuff happening on twitter rn#comic#my art#jesus christ#these are crazy tags#the bible#get back in the time machine ur gonna start another plague#people trying to teach me how vaccines work: i knowwww it’s a joooke this is tumblr pls be srs
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btw chat lets stop saying shit like “REBLOG THIS OR YOURE A TERRIBLE PERSON” pls
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